Anda di halaman 1dari 35 http://9gag.

com/gag/6764379 press f13 and see wat happens Female Brain or a Male Brain - TEST Well do you have a male brain or a female brain? Check this...! This is called the quick eye exam! Quick Eye Exam... This will blow your mind...! Just do it - don't cheat!!! Try this its actually quite good. But don't cheat! Count the number of F's in the following text in 15 seconds: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEAR Managed it? Scroll down only after you have counted them! OK? How many? Three? (You r definitely male!!!) Wrong, there are six - no joke! Read again! FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS The reasoning is ... The MALE brain cannot process the word "OF". Incredible or what?

Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go has a brain of a Female You can test this by asking a Guy/Girl near you to work it out. if pro is the opp of con wats of progress news to purani hai par quite a pointto think about Why did RANbir and DEEpika actualy break-up? Coz ABHIshek and AISHwarya were called AbhiAsh... y don't we all learn morse code and cheat in exams by tapping the table. hilarious one : Pick the odd man out a) b) c)MBA d)pepperoni pizza If u r thinkin option "d" is the answer then u r absolutely wrong correct answer is "a". cause rest can be used to feed a family of five.

hilarious incident happened with me yesterday. i met an old friend after a very long time.we talked much about nostalgic memories and the stupidness we used to do together. here is an example of the same. he was boasting that he knew so many western songs that he can sing one with any girls name i give, in the i gave him one and he sang . . .. . . . . . . .. happy birthday to u, happy birthday to u, happy birthday to u dear michelle .......... har friend kamina hi hota hai.

Deadly PJ Agar Jackie Chain ki Mother-in-law kidnap ho jaye to use kaun vapas layega? . Guess? .

. . . . . . . . Vicks VapouRub...! Kyunki Vicks lautaye Chain ki Saas:P lying in a cozy blanket and thinking . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . . . . to pee or not to pee

Laloo, Rabri and his son were returning from south by train. Laloo was ccupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son the top m ost berth in the train compartment. The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the son asked Laloo to bring him a Cadburys chocolate. When Laloo and his son returned they found t hat a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth. Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him to help. The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi or Bihari so it would be nice i f Laloo explained the whole situation to him in English. So Laloo explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child." alt+0173 it will kill u. Ek admi ko Heart ki bimari thi.. . . . Doctor ne namak na khane

ki salah di.. . . . Uski biwi hamesha uska khayal rakhne lagi.. . . . Wo aadmi bhi bahot sawdhani rakhne laga.. . . . Samay pe khana, sona, uthna, dr. ki batai exercise karna, khane mein namak bilkul na lena, regular aur samay pe dawayi lena.. . . . Par achanak ek din subah wo admi bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua mila.. . . . Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke baad aisa kaise ho gaya..? . . . . Postmartam ki report aayi to pataa chala.. . . . . Uske Toothpaste mein 'Namak' tha.. :P 9m3dQC6IfwY&v=ymuTS7PgSeo friends are like lips. they never meet when u say study ,read ,write ,career ,c lass ,lecture, but u can't say party ,movies ,picnic, bunk, play etc without joining them. "Black' Colour is Sentimentaly Bad". But "Every Black Board Makes The Students l ife Bright" -Dr A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

10 doctorz aur 1 engineer Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue The.. . . . Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chodna Hoga.. . . . . Engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Mai Deta Hoon... .....Taaliyan.. -... Ye Sun Kar Sab doctorz Taaliyan Bajane Lage, Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye... Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai na.. :p :D :O Engineers Thoko Likes \m/

worth the time A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter. The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband. When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words. QUESTIONS : 1. What were the five words ? 2. What is the implication of this story? ANSWER : The husband just said "I am with you Darling" The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behavior. The child is dead.. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.. No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her. If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step". Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think. MORAL OF THE STORY: This story is really worth reading. ..... Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a relationship,

in a job or with the people we know. By this way we miss out something called L.I.F.E

i respect blind people caus they don't judge a mans personality by their looks

success always hugs u in private but failures slap u in public . Thats life i used to be gud at maths until they started putting alphabets in it

Did you know?.... Mind blowing ... Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford." Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford." Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the "kicker": A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. AND...................: Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse... Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1. U can't count your hair 2. U can't wash your eyes with soap 3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out Put your tongue back in fool. 10 Things I know about you... 1) U are reading this 2) U are human. 3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips 4) U just attempted to do it 6) U are laughing at yourself 7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5 8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5 9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too. 10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it :P MASJID = 6 words CHURCH = 6 words MANDIR = 6 words and QURAN = 5 words BIBLE = 5 words

GEETA = 5 words Sabhi ka Ek He Updesh. 6-5 = 1 . . SABKA MAALIK EK A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine. " So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. B-) . . . Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and co ntinue feeling good... Male readers: Please scroll down. . . . . . . . .

. . . . The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife... ;) =D Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.:p =)) Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show\=D/ PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that wom en never listen!!! =)) megan fox issions.request& egan-fox-reveals-plenty-esquire-interview-133448277.html&response_type=code&disp lay=async&auth_referral=1

Want To Punch Someone On Facebook Chat :D Now U Can Do It :D Type This Into Ur Facebook Chat: [[488850267812232]]

























must try and share it :) Gandhiji ke 1 rishtedar par khoon ka Ilzam laga. . Rishtedar ne Gandhiji se request ki ke main begunah hu, mujhe bacha lo. . Gandhiji ne muqadma lada or use bacha liya. . Woh bahot shukrguzar hue aur ek sawal kiya, . "Aaj to aap hain jo bacha liya, kal jab aap nai honge to hamare begunah bachon ko kaun bachayega?" . Gandhiji ne bahot khubsurat jawab dia: . . . "NOTE PE LAGI MERI PHOTO!"=D best gf ook-VBNetwork-BJNet&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=vbnetwork-Page18&utm_content= photo&utm_term=Best-Girl-Friend-Ever-96715

Women are smart A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She s ays she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and ever ything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for us ing a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's undergro und garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $ 5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and t his transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While y ou were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally... a smart blonde joke. if u r a girl reading this b happy , boys read further, when the blonde as about to leave the manager of that bank calls out to her and says ma'am when u were abroad i used up all the fuel in it for dating 6 girls. T he rate of hiring a merc is bout a grand for one day. i used it for 2 weeks and didn't p ay a cent. instead u r paying me $15.41. u may keep those as a repayment from me for ur fuel.Thank you Boys hit like. IF U R A GIRL , y don't u ever listen???? Itts kinda Funnny.. that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T) the rest of the week itself says WTF :P