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By M.T. | 2/13/09 | Bastard Life tpburl.com/b5rmph
I Just Need A Name For Feasts. “If the first lay wasn’t so good, I’d just get laid again a few hours, or a few minutes
later,” a rutty, fair skinned Rick said about the 1970s gay sexual revolution through a thick
My Hookers bushy gray mustache, sipping coffee in a San Francisco cafe in the Castro.
We were in the front on stools at a counter facing the street through tall french doors
By Jenny | 12/15/08 | The Bloggess tpburl.com/7d53ft
that were open, letting in the crystalline clear light and thin cool breeze of the afternoon. Rick
The other day I was thinking that if I was a prostitute I would totally join the Navy because
looked on wistfully, “I’m not sure why, though, we queens call it ‘back in the day,’ because that
first of all: free room and board, and secondly: captive audience because those Navy guys
‘day’ could be today,” he laughed and gestured with a snap of his farm worker thick and rough
couldn’t leave the ship to buy stuff and so they’d have all this extra cash. Plus, no police on
fingers saying, “Please honey, we could stand up, walk two blocks, and with a few single dollar
board. But then my coworker Tracy said that military police are even more strict than regular
bills blaze through as many men as we want.”
police and I was all ”But we’d be in international waters and there are no rules there. Pirate law,
Of course I knew this, but I had steered my conversation with Rick toward this because I
motherf’ckr!” And then he was like, “Okay, number one, there’s no such thing as pirate law
had a larger question; one that I thought he might answer with some stats or psycho-babble
and number two there are probably already women sailors on board giving it up for free” and
about gay repression or something. “Why so many though? Gay or straight or bi—men are
I was all “Yes, but they wouldn’t have my costumes” and then Tracy was all “Wow. You’ve…
promiscuous. We never hear women bragging about such things. What’s with the trophy of
really thought this through” and I’m like ”Hell yeah, I have. And even my uniform would be
‘blazing,’ as you say, through as many women or men or both as we want to in a night?”
a costume because who doesn’t want a girl in a sailor outfit? Nobody, that’s who” and then he
Rick cocks his head back sort of wisely, paused and nodded with a kiss of old age in his still
was all “Yeah, but the other women on board would be wearing sailor uniforms too” but that
bright blue eyes and just said it, “Because we can.”
wouldn’t matter because my uniform would be just like the chick’s from Sailor Moon. And
That, I believed.
I’d carry around a giant stuffed octopus because guys really like that. Apparently. Then Tracy
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was all “What in the hell are you talking about?” And I was all ”You know…in those Japanese
manga cartoons when the girls are always being violated by tentacles? How do you not know
this?” and Tracy was like “How do you?!” like I’m the freak.
Then I got home and asked Victor about it and he was all “Violated by tentacles? Where
the fuck do you get this stuff?!” and I’m all “Why do I have to keep explaining this to people?!”
and he was like “Who else were you explaining it to?” and I was all ”Oh, just some guy at work”
and then he walked off in awe. Or disgust. I can never tell those apart.
PS. Just to clarify, I could never be a prostitute because I’m married and also because I’m al-
lergic to latex. What I need is a venture capitalist willing to back my elite cadre of naval hook-
ers. I even have a business plan. Victor says a price list of sex acts written on a napkin is not a
real business plan but yeah, it totally is.
PPS. Just a little note that I may be MIA this week as I’m going to be at a Christian camp
helping to coordinate the yearly retreat. For the highly religious company where I work. In HR.
Honestly, I’m just as surprised as you are.
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Sexy Can I? An Open Letter to My Future Boyfriend
By Aubrey | 2/21/09 | Vagina Drum tpburl.com/kjzhw7 By Kimberly Wetherell | 2/8/09 | The Nervous Breakdown tpburl.com/t0z3p4
I recently started watching a show called, “Sex…with Mom and Dad” on MTV. I’m already
ashamed, but that hasn’t stopped me so far, so I’ll continue. SWMD features Dr. Drew (me-ow) Dear Future Boyfriend:
counseling teens and their parents about well…sex. One of my favorite episodes features a 17
year old girl who lost her virginity without telling her parents. Oh yeah, and her parents made Please do not be nice to me.
their own porn at home and then put it on the internet. It is, without a doubt, pure, unadulter-
ated entertainment. Kindness will only be misinterpreted as interest. If you show concern when I am weary, call because
I’m torn though. I think it’s great that SWMD can at least be a caricature of open sexual dis- you miss me, or twirl my hair adoringly between your fingers, the fortress around my fragile heart will
course. The conversation between parents and children concerning sex is usually dissolved to, weaken. If you remember my birthday, I will imagine you want something kinky in bed; like eating
“You aren’t doing it, are you?” and then everyone ends up signing a suicide pact to ensure that the cake you brought home off my ass. If you send me flowers for no reason, I will, naturally, assume
this never ever happens again. I learned most of what I know about sex from the one health there is a reason. And it will probably not be good. Open the door for me, and I’ll trip on the threshold
class in high school dedicated to passing around pictures of herpes sores and reiterating that of terrified; knowing that one day you’ll walk out that very same door. Buy me a present of any worth,
abstinence is the only way to ensure protection against STDs and pregnancy. In other words, I and I’ll denounce it as one of many lovely parting gifts to come.
had to learn the hard way.
At the same time, my labia would shrivel twice if I had to sit in a room with my parents We both know chivalry is dead. Let’s keep it that way.
and discuss my mom’s blowjob techniques or how much I love uncircumcised cock . Even if
it did afford me an opportunity to make a pass at Dr. Drew afterward. I think I’m better off for
having parents who didn’t try to stop me (or worse–talk to me) when I began masturbating at Please do not be a good cook.
the age of 4, even if they didn’t bring out the condoms and bananas when I was 14.
Ultimately, my attitude toward sex comes from the fact that my parents never tried to I have worked extremely hard to keep this body nice for you. I have binged, purged, starved, counted
interfere. I mean, it’s not like I was riding dudes on the kitchen table when I was 16, but when I calories, declined carbohydrates, obsessed over organics, and lived for weeks on nothing but pepper-
burned through an entire box of tampons trying to shove as many as I could up my peach dur- mint tea and pickles. I have run to the moon and back, bicycled twice ‘round the equator and aerobi-
ing one particularly inspired night of masturbation, they kept quiet. cised, jazzercised - even watercised - my way to keeping this ass tight; tight enough so you can bounce
Their silence has caused me to be as vocal as possible about sex. This means that, on my a quarter off it. If you are a master in the kitchen, my resolve might wane and my caloric intake will
fifth date with my now boyfriend, I told him upfront that I would allow him to eat my pussy as surpass that of a sedentary six-year-old.
much as he wanted (and oh my God was I willing), but it would be awhile before his dick would
see the light of day. My reason for doing this came from the fact that he had began burying his Before you know it, I’ll be wearing a size six and neither of us wants that, do we?
face in between my thighs on the third date, and as is protocol, I figured the next step would
involve sex. This wasn’t something I was comfortable with yet, and so I told him, figuring that Please be a gym rat, muscle-head and/or marathon man.
he would either decline or accept. If he declined, we could still have a good time. If he accepted,
we could have a really good time. The conversation resulted in an erection strong enough to Despite my quarter-bouncing ass from which you will eat cake, please reduce me with your bulging
lift the table we were eating on, and was then followed by many nights of intense oral sex. Of guns, your rippling six-pack and your quivering quadriceps. I will strive to keep up with you, but I’ll
course, this may not work with all men, but it does work for the ones who are worth a damn. never win. Because I eat so very little, I will faint every third hour, on the half-hour, thus requiring your
By the way, in order to find an image for this post, I innocently googled “Sex with mom big strong arms to pick me up and feed me another pickle. If you happen not to be a gym rat, please
and dad”. Please learn from my mistakes. No matter how much your curiosity nags at you, just then, as a courtesy, be the polar opposite. Ignore your own beer gut, love handles and man-boobs, but
don’t do it. I know this logic doesn’t work with abstinence only education, but I hope it will demand physical perfection from me regardless.
this time.
God knows, there’s always someone younger, prettier and fitter around every corner. Speaking of
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which…
Chasten me with your deep and awe-inspiring faith. Belittle me with one-on-one conversations with
your personal Higher Power. Strip me of my own beliefs and elucidate the error of my ways. Riddle
me with rhetoric and rhyme, rationalities and reason. Inspire me with idiosyncrasy, deride me with
dogma.
Physical bruises heal so much more quickly than emotional scars. I’d prefer you break my wrist than
break my heart. Go ahead. Get it out. Beat me, strike me, smack me down. Jump on me, thump on
me, wallop me good. C’mon. Harder. Like you mean it. Use a belt, a rope, your hand, your shoe – just
not your mind, not your tongue, not your wit, not your charm.
Maybe there I’ll find someone who will show me compassion, someone who’ll nourish me, someone
who will run the distance alongside me, someone to pray with me and someone who will heal my open
wounds.
A Labeling System?
By Cynthia Rodriquez | 2/22/09 | Lesbiatopia tpburl.com/sk6w3x
This is a bitch and moan type of rant. I haven’t done this in a while, so I’m overdue. This
is about the dating scene, the club scene, the bar scene, which for the good, bad, and the ugly,
through sickness and through health, I have been a part of for a very long time. Don’t underes-
timate. Being a part-time gay barfly is alot of work. It’s not all about Karaoke.
You’re probably thinking, what do you mean, “A Label System?” Yeah, I know, we don’t
like labels, “don’t label me, I don’t like labels”, blah, blah, blah. Fine. Bear with me, this is what
I’m talking about. At a straight bar/club, you have (for the most part), straight men and straight
women, women looking for men, men looking for women. The end.
At a gay club/bar I’ve learned it is not that simple. Over the years you realize it’s a lot more
complicated. Exhibit A: You’re at the club scoping out some chick for two hours that you’ve al-
ready bought at least three drinks for. At the end of the night she drunkily confesses to you that
she is straight and happily married, (however, her husband is nowhere in sight). I like to refer
to this little hustling scheme as the “straight girl scam”. Straight women, (especially if they are
broke-ass women), that go to gay clubs now and then to score free drinks from us dumb, desper-
ate Lesbians. Meanwhile, that nice girl in the corner you find out a WHILE later, whom you
ignored all night because you were busy chasing that straight moocher all night, has a crush on
you, but you blew it because you were stupid.
If it were just Lesbians that went to a Lesbian bar, it would be okay. This wouldn’t be an
issue. The thing is, and don’t get me wrong, I LOVE diversity, but damn, it can get very confus-
ing, very fast. Because of its nature gay bars attract ALL types. Anything and everything goes. To
know who’s what most of the time is nearly impossible. How are you supposed to pick some-
body up like that?
I propose a sticker label system for gay bars. You know, like those little stickers that say
“Hello, my name is...”, well, something similiar to that but using certain colors. Say like BLUE
would mean Lesbian, RED would mean straight as in “DANGER!, RED FLAG! RED FLAG!
What’s going on STRAIGHT GIRL!” RED AND BLUE would mean bisexual.
Then if you really wanted to break it down, you can do RED AND BLACK, meaning straight
Join Nicklebee.org, a non-profit organization Open Books is hosting Party with a Purpose, AND married. RED AND GREY meaning straight and married, but curious and want to experi-
established to provide scholarships for inner- Thursday March 12 from 7-10 p.m. at Mad River
city school children and 97.1 The Drive for the Bar and Grille. $30 tickets include food and ment with somebody dumb enough to get into all that, or I’m just really getting sick of my
“Nicklebee Idol” charity fundraiser. $20 tickets, drink and all proceeds go to support Open Books husband and I’m ready to leave him anyway, etc, etc, etc.
which include 2 drinks along with a front row literacy programs around Chicago. It can go on and on. You can get quite creative with it. I think it would be fun, eliminate all
seat to see Chicago’s idol. 7 p.m., Sat, Mar 7 http://open-books.org/events/partywithapurpose
Globe Pub, 1934 W. Irving Park Road Chicago
the bullshit, and put the con-artists out of business.
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A 5 Point Strategy
By eponymouse | 2/24/09 | Daily Kos tpburl.com/9b73nr
So rather than fix this house of cardsup we are going to tear it all down and build ‘er anew.
A whole different set of assumtions and principles on which to found our finances and our soci-
ety.
Who’s with me?
/polevaults over the flip
eponymouse’s diary :: How to save humanity and the world in five easy steps. OK, they
don’t seem easy, but three hundred years from now schools will teach that the great tradgedy of
the 20th and early 21sy Centuries was that these things were not accomplished 50 years sooner.
Part One: Negative Interest Currency: This was done, successfully, on small scales
as early as the Depression, but was crushed by the banks, who saw their profits vanishing. In
short, your money declines in value by a small but steady percentage at regular intervals, such
as weekly. This means it is no longer possible to get richer merely because you have money, and
means investments will be made in real things -- commodities and technology. Banking is still
possible as people and organizations will still need loans, and will still need ways to put money
aside for future needs. Things like tree farms and eGold will be the prime means of saving.
Part Two: Socialized Medicine: Let’s not dance around with fancy dodges like Uni-
versal Coverage or Single Payer. If you are a doctor, you work for the government and get paid
a flat rate based on your location, specialty, and experience, with bonuses for making your
patients healthier. The highest paid doctor would be a GP in the inner city who sees all of his
or her patients at least once a year. Dentists the same. Nurses the same. Co-pays would be
low and fixed and used to maintain the offices, equipment, and staff, and doctors could pool
together to get grants for things like MRI machines etc.
Part Three: Work: With a twenty hour workweek as standard, people would have the
time, energy, and money to do those things that stimulate the economy, and help the society
-- volunteer, recreate, garden, go to shows, whatever. If you look at the great wage freeze that in
large part precipitated the current crisis (I won’t show graphs etc as they have all been presented
here at DK by people much smarter than me), part of the problem came after WW2. When the
GIs came home, they found a workforce already in place. What we ended up with, by the time
everything was said and done, was twice the workers making money for businesses and no one
minding the hearth. I am not saying that women are not equal or shouldn’t work -- I am saying
that in a family with two parents one of the parents should not need to be employed outside
the house, not which one it should be! In a single parent or childless household, people should
not have to spend the best, most creative, most useful years of their lives waitressing or watch-
ing the centrifuge go round. Telecommuting should become the norm for any job not requiring
the physical presence of the worker.
Part Four: Meat’s a Treat: Meat. The American diet contains a buttload of meat. Meat
should be a treat, a flavoring ingredient, an occasional splurge, not the foundation of a lifestyle.
If most of the farmland currently used for meat production (including feed) was used for direct-
to-human foods and other agrarian uses (hemp for fabrics and pharmaciuticals, high-cellulose
grasses for ethanol production, you name it) not only would starvation become a thing of the
past but we would be able to put a lot of environmentally damaging processes behind us as well.
Small farms could once again dot the landscape where now corporate logos gaze from the silo
towers like the dark eye of Sauron. People could grow heirloom and genetically diverse crops,
free-range their chicken and bison, live from the farm and still produce enough overage to sell
to those who choose an urban lifestyle.
Part Five: A New Space Race: Want to stimulate and transform the world economy?
Move mining and industry to orbit. Stand up in front of the nation and set the goals of the
nation, that within five years the space station will have permanant residents, in ten years the
moonbase will be processing asteroids for metals and volatiles. At this time in human history,
we have the resources to step out and away and let Mother Earth heal herself. In another cen-
tury, we might not.
Are there other ways to survive as a species and as a culture? Probably. These five, to me,
are the simplest, most critical changes to be made.
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Central Avenue - Who Knew? Day look like a reunion show of Home Improvement. WHO DOESN’T LOVE HOME IMPROVE-
MENT??
By fayeruz | 2/15/09 | Viva Lost Angeles! tpburl.com/5h1v93 Do I really care about a guy’s 3-cone drill time? How bout the 40 yard dash time? Do you
In the cinematic masterpiece known in layman’s terms simply as Clueless, Cher hit the nail know who had the fastest 40 time in this combine? Ever hear of Darrius Heyward-Bey?? He’s
on the head when describing her Beverly Hills home, “The columns date all the way back to a WR that projected to go late in the first round….does the 40 time improve his draft status??
1972.” What do I care if he’s .08 seconds faster than the top WR’s in the upcoming draft, and how bout
It’s true; L.A. has a shabby sense of history. Aside from a few enclaves downtown and in old that broad jump huh??
Hollywood, we are largely without gargoyles, Victorians and baroque architecture. Everything This is the biggest waste of time and money in professional sports. Worse than any draft,
is razed and replaced with a giant stucco box painted in neutral or pastel colors. Just look at the worse than the Pro Bowl, this is worse than the freakin’ NHL preseason schedule!!! So I figure
Westside. I’d come up with 5 things I’d rather do than tune into 24 hour coverage (way too much) of the
I was blissfully slapped with a dose of history when I took in the play Blues for Central NFL Combine.
Avenue. These days, Central Avenue is not so...central. The faded streets are controlled by
gangs and is but a bleak strip of liquor stores and-run down apartment buildings. Metal bars 1. Read the original script of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. If I
are strapped to everything. Little did I know that Count Basie, Duke Ellington and other jazz had a nickel for every Bill S. Preston Esquire “Dude” and every Ted
legends played in clubs all along The Stem - as Central Avenue was once called. Theodore Logan “Whoh”…..I wouldn’t be in radio anymore.
During WWII blacks were given jobs that once belonged to soldiers, and the thriving com- 2. Watch Fox News. That’s enough to make a man lose his lunch.
munity had money to spend. They opened banks, newspapers and restaurants. The cutting-edge 3. Figure out how to bake a cake. I can’t cook worth you know what….I once
jazz movement rivaled Bourbon Street and attracted the white Hollywood crowds. Blues for burned fried Ice Cream. I figure if I take the time to learn how to properly
Central Avenue brought this heyday back to life, with top-notch swing dancing, jazz music and bake a dessert of some kind without burning my apartment complex down or
comedic actors bursting with sentiment. injuring a small farm animal….there’s a reward. Sweet Chocolaty Goodness!!
In a perfect world, this play would not only show in Hollywood, but on Central Avenue 4. Run a mile barefoot on a construction site. Sure it may hurt a little, but I can
itself. It may be a catalyst in putting a sense of community back in the neighborhood. Not only clock my 40 time while avoiding nails, glass and other sharp objects.
was Blues for Central Avenue a great show, but it infused a bit of history and romance into a 5. And finally! Breakdown the 2009 National Yo-Yo Contest!! Did
town ridden with strip malls. you see this thing on CSN this afternoon!!
Sports How bout that “walk the dog” followed by an “around the world” and LOOK AT THAT
“creeper”!!!!
White Sox Spring Training “FOLKS….THIS KID’S EATING SPAGHETTI!!”
This is by far more entertaining than the NFL Combine!!!
Article Mad Lib The Last Word on the economic problems facing pro
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sports
It was a small moment, but [insert player name here] remembers it well. For [player’s last
name], it summed up the whole season. By Marc Isenberg | 12/23/08 | Money Players tpburl.com/7t1bcy
In a [date] game against [opposing team], [player] [threw a pitch/made a play/got a hit/ Jonathan Last, writing in The Wall Street Journal, asks, “Are Pro Sports Too Big to Fail?”
tore a muscle]. It ultimately never affected the outcome of the game, but for [player name], it As our economy continues to falter, professional sports leagues and teams are starting to get
certainly affected the rest of the year. hit in the gut. The long-held notion that sports is “recession proof” is being shattered. Teams
“It really put things in perspective for me,” [player] said. “I learned a lot about this team, are laying off front-office staff, revenues are declining and sports sponsorships are drying up.
and about the game, and about myself. I feel like I have a lot of expectations to live up to, not Writes Last:
just for myself, but for my team and my teammates.”
“America’s obsession with sports has created a nearly continuous 90-year boom. There have been down
moments, but neither the NFL nor MLB has ever contracted, i.e., eliminated, a team -- the ultimate sign
Advertising of failure. The National Basketball Association hasn’t eliminated a franchise either, since it took on its
modern form in 1976. Smith College sports economist Andrew Zimbalist says that the success of pro
sports ‘has been linked to the underlying success of the economy. As the economy falters, that will tend
to drag down pro sports.’ But Mr. Zimbalist doesn’t see any of the Big Three franchises going under,
although he allows that the National Hockey League could be in danger of losing a team or two.”
Fox Sports Radio host Steve Czaban offers a more grim view. If things get really bad, Czaban
wonders, “The U.S. government is buying banks, major retailers are going under, and a half-a-
dozen newspapers are folding up shops. Why is it we think this could never happen to sports?”
In my opinion, teams that will get hit the hardest will be the ones in mid-market cities
reeling from our economic free fall. Also, probably not good times for owners who took on large
debt loads to buy teams or build new stadium cathedrals.
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Dick Cheney at 3:13pm February 23 Forgive me if you were also listening and find that what I’ve written here isn’t 100% verba-
Why didn’t you pardon Scooter you prick??? tim Frank’s quotes - it’s hard to transcribe when three people are talking at once - but this was
Scooter Libby likes this comment the sentiment, the gist, the overall feeling of anger and hatred that poured out from the stereo
speakers. He was serious. This was no radio shtick; no silly-DJ banter on the last day. Frank. Was.
General Colin Powell (Ret.) sent you a bucket of virtual maggots.
Pissed. For their part, Heidi and Frosty did their best to steer Frank back on the ‘hey, we’re on to
better things’ bandwagon - though they did divulge that they agreed to take pay cuts to save the
Elizabeth Dole at 3:14pm February 23
Here---have a hot cuppa STFU
station, as would Carolla.
Bob Dole likes this comment For what it’s worth, Frank eventually broke down in tears over the death over their show
and station, and called everyone (Tom included) “family.” ...But wow. Just plain wow. I guess if
Michael Steele at 3:15pm February 23 this is true - and the station could have had a reprieve if Leykis would’ve agreed to a pay cut -
Facebook is the only party in town, baby. Mainly because you KILLED OURS!!! then that makes him the selfish, neglectful and arrogant father of the “family.” And if it’s *not*
true, then Leykis will have a chance to clear the air and defend himself at 3pm.
John McCain wants to send you a virtual can of coal slag and a bag of rusty nails I worry for the future of radio.
Norm Coleman just threw a shoe at you.
**UPDATE**
At 3pm, Leykis took a moment to address Frank’s accusations, and his defense can basi-
King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud at 3:35pm February 23
Where is the Scrabble page? I wish to play Scrabble now.
cally be summed up in two words: “prove it.” Tom ended it by musing that maybe Frank was
Scooter Libby likes this comment just “jealous” of his contract and security in life, and then condescendingly offered Frank the
opportunity to use his bandwidth for the FHF podcast, in exchange for “working on [his] ranch
planting tomatoes and possibly grapes.” Wow.
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Chainsaw Melody and Winged Pistol School Bus. Poor listeners sat on congested freeways listen-
ing to spoons scraping guitar strings and crashing dishes in the background. The student DJs sat
pleased with themselves, thinking, “Ha. Top that one.” Of course the DJ on the next shift would
play a ballad featuring a screeching cat, a banjo and an alphabetical reading of Vietnamese last
names. Worse, the sincere enthusiasm was replaced by apathetic droning. Girls in pixie voices
mumble, “Sooo, like, um...” and mussed hair depressives who believe dead air is okay make
make awkward sounds every one in a while.
KXLU, we get it. You’re different. You’re light years ahead of the rest of this big, dumb
population. Now can you please go back to playing real music?
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Thank you.
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