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Sylvester Stabone's Blurbs

About me:
Do you remember when Carlos Santana teamed up
with Rob Thomas? I am sort of like that song, but a lot
less shitty.

Are you ready for some pre-natal HJ's?!

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Female
91 years old
Brooklyn, New York
United States

Last Login: 1/20/2009

Mood: (none)
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Sylvester Stabone's Interests

General I have every single interest
you have, I am your carbon
copy.

There is a disgusting callowness with United States' pundits on what is

realistically taking place in Gaza (and all of the Middle East, really).

For example, we've been told that Hamas violated the cease-fire; and that
the Israeli attack is a response to Palestinian rocket fire. When purportedly
Israel never adhered to the "cease-fire" in the first place. That from the
beginning they had designated a "special security zone" inside of the GS,
and said that any Palestinians who entered would be shot.

But even more of a problem than not getting the whole story is not getting
any story at all. Currently journalists are being turned away from the Gaza
border, subsequently having zero contact with the Palestinians, but being
surrounded by Israelis who just so happen to be available to cart them
around to various scenes of terror, and tell their side of the story.

I'm not siding with either Palestine or Israel (not here, at least), but "the
unprecedented denial of access to Gaza for the world’s media amounts to
a severe violation of press freedom and puts the state of Israel in the
company of a handful of regimes around the world which regularly keep
journalists from doing their jobs.”

Sylvester Stabone's Friend Space (Top 8)

Sylvester Stabone has 195 friends.

Bearded Charles Sigmund Albert

Relief Darwin Freud Einstein
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Music I like every single band that Beethoven Jack Alfred Barack
you like, I am your carbon Kerouac Hitchcock Obama
copy.
Movies I like every single movie that
you like, I am your carbon
copy.

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Sylvester Stabone's Friends Comments

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Brady Jan 13 2009 3:01 AM

haha suuuuuuure

Hall-E Jan 12 2009 3:09 PM

What are the rules about that sorts thing?

Maybe legal in Connecticut.

Box Car Jan 11 2009 3:16 AM

Television I like every single television

program that you like, I am
your carbon copy.

Books "This then? This is not a

book. This is libel, slander,
defamation of character. This
is not a book, in the ordinary
sense of the word. No, this is
a prolonged insult, a gob of
spit in the face of Art, a kick
in the pants to God, Man,
Destiny, Time, Love, I'm going to play this at your bar mitzvah.
Beauty...what you will."
♀Eden Thrillz♀ Jan 10 2009 10:44 PM
Heroes
hey girl
why have we never kicked it?
shit, i dunno but let's change that real soon!

Laura Jan 10 2009 6:16 PM

i really love improv everywhere, and I like

being without pants,
But the New York Subway just does not
seem like the place to do it.

Munchie Jan 10 2009 11:02 AM

oh my god. no pants tomorrow..

fucking UTAH is doing this...
I'm SO there.

thanks for sharing this amazing website.

johnny go Jan 9 2009 3:43 AM

vegan
well, i sure like to think so

:D

howve you been?

Count Funkula Jan 9 2009 1:55 AM

If I go South I end up in Mexico. If you go

south you end up in Florida. Tequila, horse
shows, and pharmeceuticals is way better
Sylvester Stabone's Details than old people and fake boobs.
Status: Single
Hometown: 40° 46', 111° 52'

Body type: 0' 0" / More to love! slowtrain Jan 8 2009 4:27 PM
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
aww, we miss you too. hope you are loving
Smoke / Drink: No / No NY.

Children: Proud parent

Education: College graduate

miso Jan 8 2009 7:56 AM

the east coast is calling my name darling.

 Jerrsikar Jan 8 2009 6:41 AM

yeah, im gonna need to move back out

there for a wee time or so.. need a part
time roommate for a month?

SHE'S A Jan 7 2009 8:19 PM

REVOLUTIONIST
Man, party down in NY Town.
I need some fresh excitement.
I started school today and already I'm
bogged down with homework.
Ech, life is crazy sometimes.
Hopefully I can bop away from it all and
slide on over to the east side soon and we
can join forces.

Alex Jan 7 2009 6:55 AM

Your mom is a babe!

Haha.

Uzi Jan 6 2009 9:44 PM

fucking feast

irina Jan 7 2009 12:22 AM

i am in maui!come visit me!!

<333

MASH MYERS Jan 6 2009 8:54 PM

that would be wonderful! i can get you a

bukakke birthday cake, complete with a girl
that pops out of the middle and
everything.frosting anyone?

MASH MYERS Jan 6 2009 8:33 PM

oh loverrr. i missed my plane to ny (even

though it was sitting there delayed an hour
and a half, they still wouldn't let me on) and
wasted $700. i was looking forward to frisky
holiday shenanigans.

but fear not...i plan on moving in with my

friend there in the near future.excitement!

Hippy Hide Jan 6 2009 2:31 PM

I won't use lube.

I'll use a jackhammer.
An unlubed jackhammer.

SHE'S A Jan 5 2009 10:54 PM

REVOLUTIONIST
Ehhhh I don't know!
Help me decide.
Or just come to San Francisco with me and
then I'll return with you to Apple Land?
Perfect.

006 Jan 6 2009 12:40 AM

peachy keen (ky) jelly bean

i just miss you is all
:(

006 Jan 6 2009 12:45 AM

dear kari,
you're magically delicious
i was oober sauced is all
haven't slept indays
my dag is puking erywhere (poor ching)
anywho hope your day was
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Gabriel Jan 5 2009 5:23 PM

 nah, one can never be too kind.

Online Now!

miso Jan 5 2009 5:22 AM

I AM WRITING THIS IN CAPSLOCK. GOD
DAMN IT KARI, I FUCKING MISS YOUR
SUPPLE BREASTS SOMETIMES...AND YOU...I
REALLY MISS YOU RIGHT NOW.:(

push-barrow Jan 4 2009 11:07 PM

Wow, that was super graphic.

Rape-topia Jan 4 2009 9:27 PM

i miss you, bitch.

006 Jan 4 2009 6:42 PM

Ima be yo milk man, momma

ugh i feel like i just got beat with a nine iron
everything is fuzzy
meow

Hall-E Jan 4 2009 5:43 PM

i can hear you on the phone!!

you sound groggy.. wake up!

push-barrow Jan 3 2009 11:46 PM

Does New York have a slightly humorous,

yet delightfully endearing stutter? I
THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT IT WAS! "L-l-l-l--l-
llla-lala-la-lance, c-cc-cc-c-come to New
York." Fuck.

Eric Jan 3 2009 8:05 PM

Hahahaha standard white trash dating

procedure lady, cause Im proud to be an
American hahhaha

TazerEdge Jan 3 2009 3:42 PM

ill be back in Feb

Laura Jan 3 2009 7:19 AM

olive juice, you chesty mcmonster you.

Eric Jan 2 2009 11:21 PM

Hey man your not supposed to pay attention

to the fact Im stealing from you so I can
look cool too, hahaha

Jerrsikar Dec 31 2008 5:09 AM

 NEW YORK NEW YORK!!! WHERE ARE YOU
NEW YORK????

006 Dec 29 2008 8:23 PM

shit son! I have been in moving hell for the

past month and yet the saga continues into
the new year it seems... anyway once i get
this shinanigans over with ima come see
you momma!
hope you're holding down the fort
i don't even know you but i miss the shit out
of you!
loves, kisses and deathly wishes
xox

Manimal Dec 27 2008 1:58 AM

New Mexico is full of Mexicans.

And thuggin' white kids with bleached tips.

(hair, not penis's...)

It's like stepping back to 1998. I fucking

love it.

Hall-E Dec 26 2008 12:17 AM

i'll hook you up. ;)

that's sophie. she's super cute, nice, smart,
and all around bad ass. i miss my portland
peoples.

TazerEdge Dec 24 2008 1:47 AM

oh ya know... fuck my knee... everything

else is goin well though.how are you? in
town for xxxmas?

Laura Dec 23 2008 6:49 PM

greg Dec 19 2008 9:33 PM

i DO remember that.
it's been like a year now.
those were the days.

SHE'S A Dec 19 2008 3:57 PM

REVOLUTIONIST
P.S. Get this. The Raveonettes are going to
be at Webster Hall there on the sixteenth,
but they're also going to be in Frisco on the
twenty-third.
Oh, what to do! Help meee.

SHE'S A Dec 19 2008 3:51 PM

REVOLUTIONIST
AAWIA (Acronyms Are Where It's At).
I hate bedbugs; I've still got scars from
those little scoundrels. I'd love to stay in a
place where their presence is lacking.
New York is where it's at. Perhaps I'll come
there, and then after we paint the city all
sorts of colors, you can jet off with me to SF
(more acronyms!).
What do you say?
I'm actually trying to decide whether to go
to NY or to SF. I have a great friend in
Frisco, but I also dig the Big Apple like
whoa.
Oh, what to do.
If I do come out though, I assume it'll be
late January or early February. I've never
been there in the winter. Woowee.
Escapist Dec 19 2008 1:27 PM

Virtually resplendant! And yourself?

Hippy Hide Dec 19 2008 8:13 AM

ha ha, I remember. I couldn't walk straight

for a few days.
And of course there was that strange
distarge, tasted really funky.
Went well on krispy burritos tho.
Dank Discharge Burritos.

Chloechristine Dec 19 2008 12:03 AM

is there a possibility that you are going to be

in utah/my pants for christmas?? imissyou
weetzie pants
 Fat Dec 18 2008 8:31 PM
ShainTastic!
[BFC II] who did you hear that from? i dont think i
know anyone that lives there.

SHE'S A Dec 18 2008 6:41 PM

REVOLUTIONIST
I need to ring in the New Year in the Big
Apple. I'm actually trying to work something
out for Februaryish if I can figure out where
I shall stay.
We must unite.
How's life in the Big City?

Fat Dec 18 2008 5:47 PM

ShainTastic!
[BFC II] yeah im here now.whats johnsons?

trevor Dec 16 2008 7:48 PM

You won't believe who I just gunned down!

Hall-E Dec 15 2008 10:08 PM

i don't think i'm the one holdin' that back,

lady. maybe i am.am i?

miso Dec 14 2008 9:31 PM

i got your message this morning. i feel cold

right now. so very cold. then i remember
someone out there loves me. :) and i feel
warm again. i really appreciate your
message. it made me feel happy.

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