Mutant Futurists, Pyromaniac Missionaries and Psychonaut Dopefiends: American Worldview Alert #11 by Frederick Meekins

Are Online Charter Schools Brainwashing Homeschoolers Into Embracing Socialism? Original Director Denounces Contemporary Doctor Who As Borderline Pornographic Francis & Dominic More Alike Than Popularly Perceived Multiverse Scenarios & The Existence Of God Homeowner Charged For Refusing To Be Mutilated By Bear Biden Pledges Allegiance To The New World Order Strungout Dopefiends Glamorized As Psychonauts Human Excrement Rampages In Streets In Ecstasy Over Thatcher's Death Is Brad Paisley Brownnosing Afrosupremacists? Transformational Education Intends To Poison Students' Minds Rabble Rousers Of The Southern Poverty Law Center Obama Finds A Certain Number Of Dead Schoolchildren Acceptable Did Extraterrestrials Place A Genetic Text Message Inside Human DNA? The UN & The Vatican Strategize Over Global Wealth Redistribution Apparently Admitting That Ashley Judd Is An Unhinged Wench Worse Than Illegal Wiretapping Is Easter A Pagan Holiday? Will Rand Paul End Up Pandering To Blacks? The Dangers & Glories Of The Tongue Breastaurant To Offer Succulent Mouth-Watering Menu Will New York City Be Getting Some Weiner? New York Seizes Guns From Lawful Citizens Taking Depression Medication Will Pat Buchanan Be On The New Version Of Crossfire?

Utility Company Propaganda Brainwashes The Dimwitted To Surrender Control Of The Airconditioner Obama Uses White House Timberlake Concert To Smear In America's Face How Bad Black Folks Supposedly Have It Maniac Stabber Spoke Through Sock Puppet Whites Agreeing To The Denigration Of Their Race Praised As A Brain-damaged Mental Defective, Shouldn't Gabby Giffords Be Required To Surrender Her Firearms? Does Faith Need Philosophy? The Legacy Of Margaret Thatcher Does Chandra Levys Murderer Still Stalk The Streets? The Complex Simplicity Of The Gospel Are Jesuit Astronomers Consulting LUCIFER In Their Search For Extraterrestrial Life? Heathens Vandalize Georgetown Chapel Is Pope Francis Conspiring With Global Elites To Impose An Unitary Planetary Faith? Joker No Longer The Most Mentally Screwed Up Thing In Gotham City Facebook & Christians Bob Beckel Admits To UFO Encounter (But Remember He Is A Recovering Drunk) Ministry: A Call To Speak Will Sermons Be Replaced With Direct Control Of Church Officials Over Individual Congregation Members? Islamists Seize Control Of The Hagia Sophia Attitudes For Ministry Mutant Futurists Of The 21st Century Barney Frank Blames Boston Marathon Bombing On Tax Cuts & Fiscal Responsibility Cardinal Insinuates Fundamentalists Subvert Reason Catholic Church Forges Baptismal Pact With Leftwing Protestants Senate Draws Up Declaration Of Surrender To Invading Illegals Human Turds Celebrate Boston Marathon Bombing Obama Categorizes Terrorist Attack As A Positive Character Building Exercise

The Boston Bombing & Alex Jones Sec. Of State Owning A SUV, A Yacht & At Least Five Luxury Homes Scattered Across God's Green Acre Declares Global Warming The World's Greatest Threat Muslim Brotherhood Infiltrates The Presbyterian Church Liberals Itching For A White Bomber A Defense Of Natural Theology Detained Saudi Hardly An Innocent Calligraphy Student Are Black-Eyed Children Evidence Of Non-Terrestrial Infiltration? Will Elvis Impersonator Obsessed With Organ Harvesting Be Dancing To Jailhouse Rock Regarding Ricin Attack? Will The Mark Of The Beast Be A Form Of Nanite Surveillance? Innocent Saudi Person Of Interest Being Deported For National Security Reasons Radical Homeschooler Insinuates Terrorist Victims Get What They Deserve Did Non-Human Intelligences Compel Pope Benedict To Abdicate? Were Mercenaries On The Scene Of The Boston Marathon Prior To The Bombing? The Politics Of Cosmic Humanism Gay Propagandists Soil The Term "Reformation" Tolerancemongers Declare "Whiteness" A Greater Threat Than Terrorism Obama Voters Loot During Terrorist Attack In Tantrum Obama Threatens Dictatorship Obama Voters Scavenge Abolished Texas Town Tea Party Condemned For Blaming Terrorist Attack On Islam & Weakened National Defense Terrorism Not Ruled Out In Fertilizer Explosion Leadership Institute & Heritage Foundation Urge Surrender To Hispanosupremacists Is An NRA T-Shirt An Arrestable Offense? What Is The Government & Establishment Media Covering Up Regarding The Boston Terrorist Attack? Obama Confides In The Fresh Princes Urchin That Extraterrestrials Exist Is Boston Marathon Bomber Manhunt A Dress Rehearsal For Martial Law?

Did Michelle Obama Visit The Initial Boston Marathon Bombing Suspect In The Hospital? Tom Brokaw Insists Terrorism Victims Got What They Deserved Even Conservative Catholics Arent That Keen On The Doctrine Of Papal Infallibility Will The Catholic Church Coddle Terrorists The Way It Does Pedophiles? Pat Robertson Condemns Dungeons & Dragons Seems horny vampires and cannibalistic zombies are more the pressing concern today. Leftwing Columnist Threatens Increased Terrorism If Carbon Tax Not Imposed Tolerancemongers Outraged Terrorists Not Apprehended With Neck Rubs & Toe Licks Earth Day Founder Composted His Girlfriend Former Popes Chamber Boy Pushes Vatican Closer To Gay Marriage Eco-Fascists Demand Abstaining From Meat On Earth Day Women Craving Abuse Flock To Islam Is The National Cathedral Going Broke? Man Charged With Terrorism For Exposing Schools Lax Security Did Terrorists Attempt To Attack A Tennessee Nuclear Power Plant? Tolerancemongers Agitated Over The Term "Master Bedroom" The Dangers Of Suspending The Constitution Egyptian Police Side With Human Excrement Vandalizing Cathedral Christian Apologetics: Speculation vs. Fact Butch Napolitano Didnt Give A Flip About Terror Warning From Russia Catholic Bishops Eager For Swarms Of Immigrants To Destroy America Ozzy Osbourne Still A Stoned Boozehoud False Doctrine Kills Two Children Will A Global Treaty Ban Robots In Combat? The Dangers Of Interfaith Memorials Apologetics With Cults Customs Agents Put The Squeeze On Bieber's Monkey

Bostonians Welcome Militarized Goons Rampaging Through Their Homes At Gunpoint Leftwing Group Bribes Catholic Priests To Spout Environmentalist Propaganda Why Chesterton? Fanatic Homeschooler Forbids Traveling Alone To Prevent Porn Abuse Military Equates Southern Baptist Convention With Al Qada & Al Jazeera Ecumenicalist Pope Reaffirms Non-Catholics Bound For Hell Is The Pope Preparing To Surrender The Holy Land To The Muslims & Commence The Tribulation? Leftwing Catholic Students Side With Islamist Subversives Against The United States Babykillers Invoke Right To Control Students After Hours Muslim Filth More Important Than Patient Health Kentucky Nun Claims To Be Ordained Catholic Priest In Open Defiance Child Snatched From Parents Questioning Medical Establishment KGB X-Files & Fringe Divsion Mother Impregnates Teen Daughter With Internet Donor Sperm Will Hooters' Redesign Cater To Burka-Wearing Vegans? Terrorist Scumbags Earned Over $100,000 In Government Benefits Approaches To Apologetics Comic Books & The Art Of Moral Reflection Is Pope Francis In Solidarity With Theological Marxists? Is Government Money Funding The Development Of A Cyborg Buddha? American Indians Only Interested In The Lessons Of History When It Shames White Folks Into Giving Them Booze Money & Gambling Proceeds Is Glenn Beck Veering Into Transhumanism? Pope Francis Insists World Socialism The Key To Resolving Unemployment Afrosupremacist Insists White Students Be Sent To Reeducation Camps Are Pentagon Elites Preparing To Equate Evangelization With Rape? Should The Muslims Or Red Chinese Takeover, Will The Head Of The Episcopal Church Still Bash America Overseas?

Carpetbaggers & Scalawags Conspire To Demolish Confederate Memorial Is The Army Propagandizing On Behalf Of Immorality & Apostasy? Will The Menu At The Jamestown Cafeteria Be Historically Accurate? Paul Ryan Would Surrender Children To Deviants Obama Voters Rampage In Seattle Saudi Embassy Staff Peddling Slaves In The Washington Suburbs? Too Bad Leftwing Episcopals Arent As Fired Up About The Flames Of Hell As About Global Warming Jesuit Educators Back Pandering To Illegals Florida Sheriff Brainwashes Residents To Rat On Their Neighbors Over Political Nonconformity Pope Francis Insinuates Non-Catholics Dont Posses The Holy Spirit So Will Producers Being Going With A Burned To A Crisp Look If A Black Actor Is Selected To Play The Human Torch? Pope Francis Insists Only The Vatican Should Be Filthy Rich Busybody Nuns Undermine US Border Security Dimwitted Evangelicals Giddy For America's Decline Former Members Of Congress Hold Hearing On UFO's Terry McAuliffe Abandons Wife & New Baby In Car To Ass Kiss At Democratic Fundraiser Government Report Investigates Bee Colony Collapse Most Illegals Are Welfare Leeches New York Town Taken Over By Invading Immigrants Amnesty Projected To Cost Over $6 Trillion Supercharged Sex Sickness Can Kill In Days Living In A Post-Christian America Reagans Daughter Publishes Lesbian Romances Is There A Vatican UFO Cover Up? Should Children Be Bombarded By Propaganda Adults Cannot See? Is Pope Francis The Herald Of Extraterrestrial Invaders?

Dominican Reflection Upon The Great Gatsby Christian Apologetics: Art & Literature The Daily Prayer Offices: Introduction Ancient Church History: The Practice Of The Early Church PETA Condemns Chris Christie For Squashing Spider Did Eisenhower Nearly Provoke A Civil War Over Area 51? Catholic NRA Members Refuse To Be Bullied By Ecclesiastical Hierarchy Apparently Catholic Bishops Little Concerned About Terrorist Welfare Leeches Claiming To Be A Prophet, Should Sylvia Browne Be Subject To The Biblical Punishment For Failing As Such? Current Trends In Atheism Iron Man 3 & Demons Are UFO's Crippling America's Nuclear Defense? ABC Journalist Abandons Family To Become Pre-Op Transexual Broadway Play Mocking Jesus & Mary Closes After Two Weeks God & Stephen Hawking From Freud, Darwin & Marx To Jesus Hooked On The Web Is Al Jazeera Setting Up A Propaganda Center In Detroit To Stir Up The City's Adherents Of The Religion Of Peace? Cyborg Warriors Of The Future Pope Francis Vows To Take Over The Coptic Church Does Popular Clothier Prefer Anorexics & Heroin Addicts To The Pleasingly Plump? IRS Goons Target The Patriot Movement Pope Extols The Apologetic Encounter On The Aeropagus Did Feds Hype Boston Bombing To Downplay Explosives Theft? Nothing Will Thrill Mom More On Mothers Day Than Dinner At Hooters Filthy Heathen Raghead Defecates On SEALs Memory

FCC Wants To Rub Bare Boobies In Americas Face Episcopal Propagandist Insists Christians Fleeing Because They Are Dimwitted & Not Over The Denomination's Embrace Of Perversion "Freckled Redheaded Irishman" Sought In New Orleans Mothers' Day Parade Shooting Muslim Cannibals Gorge Themselves In Syria Leftist Academics At Catholic University Call For Increased Welfare Spending The Puritan Family: What Can They Teach Us? Will Muslim Inbreds Collapse The Western Social Welfare System? Ken Ham Addresses Atheist Assaults Obama Voters Rampage Across America Was The Papal Conclave Manipulated By Outside Forces Into Electing Francis? IRS Investigated Billy Graham As A Threat To Public Decency Youth Minister & Honeymooner Busted During Prostitution Sting Scumbag Claims To Love Daughter Fathered With Sex Slave Despite Murdering His Other Unborn Children Do Prominent Evangelicals Lack Manhoods Of Sufficient Girth To Oppose Gay Marriage? Baptist Pastor Admits The Bible Not As Easily Understood As Often Claimed Pope Takes To The Streets As Part Of Pro-Life March The Vatican Plan For An Extraterrestrial Savior Leftwing Anglicans Deny Free Speech In The Name Of Human Rights The Gosnell Trial & Reflections Upon Divine Justice One Of The World's Richest Institutions Calls For The Abolition Of Free Market Economics Chris Matthews Admits To Electoral Erectile Dysfunction Bea Arthur Nude Sells For Nearly $2 Million Pat Robertson Demands Wife Express Gratitude For Horndog Hubby Is Filthy Deadbeat A Homicidal Madman? Theological Sophisticates Mock The Pope As A Medieval Throwback For Warning Of Satan's Reality Scientists Study Winds Breaking In Uranus

Traits Of A Cult Can Subliminal Frequencies Rewrite DNA? Filthy Ragheads Further Sanction Pederasty The Pope Extols The Virtue Of Being A Pain In The Backside Debauched Episcopals Advocate Screwing Anything That Moves Catholic Writer Asks How Far Down The Socialist Path Will The Vatican Plunge The Western World Transhumanists Consider Assistance From Disembodied Intelligences In The Effort To Obliterate Mankind Soros Operatives Invoke The IRS In The Attempt To Censor CNN Catholic League Interview Will Pope Francis Undermine Freedom Of The Press? Four Trampled To Death At Holy Roller Healing Crusade At Bob Jones University, Is The Outrage Of Rape That Someone Tried To Hold Hands? Christian Youth Brainwashed By Communitarian Fanatics To Hate The Suburbs Is New Dan Brown Antagonist A Transhumanist? The Retired Pursue Religious Vocations As A Second Career Will Foreigners Cement The Bloomberg Junta? Categorizing The Tornado As Divine Judgment Brings The Accuser Dangerously Close To Bearing False Witness A Lutheran Review Of Iron Man 3 Apostate Lutheran Insists God Smiles Upon Sodomite Matrimony Terrorists Behead British Soldier On London Street Vatican Attempts To Convince World It Doesn't Launder Money Butch Bishop Celebrates Demonic Possession As A Form Of Spiritual Awareness Westboro Cult Blames Tornado On Gay Dribbler Kilt-Wearing Presbyterians Embrace Gay Clergy Former Missionary Bible College Student Accused Of Vehicular Pyromania Apostates Celebrate Gay Marriage With Rainbow Communion Wafers Feds Spend $150,000 On Transgender Vocal Therapy

Nidal Hasan Still Receiving Lavish Salary Despite Obama Screwing Victims Out Of Benefits Common Core Will Mine Data On Students From "A-hole" To Appetite Gun Control Laws Also Intend To Disarm History Will Classroom MRI's Prevent Students From Committing Thought Crimes? Teacher Suspended For Violating "Community Norms" By Touching Student With His Banana ------------------------------------------------------Frederick Meekins is an Internet columnist and blogger. He holds a BS in Political Science & History, a MA in Christian Philosophy & Apologetics, a Doctor of Practical Theology, and a Doctor of Divinity. Dr. Meekins is pursuing a Ph.D. in Christian Apologetics. His blog is the Epistolizer.