Corporate ninja’s Guide to

Manhattan
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Legend
 Safe house
 Watch station
 Drop point
 Armory *
  Nerve gas
Upper West Side   Toxic waste
Seductor agents should bring     Dojo
targets to weekly (Fri) cocktail party 
W 78th—red-label champagne     Child care
bottles laced with truth drug  
 * Armories also located
  in all central Starbucks

   coffee shops
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 
Empire State Building
Do not be deceived by public copy;
actual building is 14 blocks away.
Callsign: “This is not the Empire
 
State Building!” 
  Central Park
Enlist aid from any mugger
 with callsign “I’m from
  Ninjalistics” (10PM -6AM only)
New Jersey
Do not enter without  
permission from 
headquarters 
  
Greenwich Village
 Bookshop, coordinates 7186-334.
 Callsign “Octopus.” On back wall, pull
 
paperback copy of Valley of the Dolls
  to open safe room. Hours 10-7PM
 Mon-Fri.
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Avoid “ninjas” in fetish bar next door.
Financial District   
All buildings accessible from 
sewers; observe Hygiene  
Protocol and use deodorizer 
before leaving closet 
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