My life is full of awesomeness. I play Ultimate Frisbee, Im really good looking, Ive got a pretty
big booty (ladies please hold your panties), Ive got a very large variety of quirky jokes, and lets
face it Im probably one of the most average coolest person ever. Lately Ive noticed a void in my
life and thats having 2 best friends. Currently best friend #1 is held by Mr. Zach Frerich but the
position of best friend #2 is open. Please fill out the following application for the position.
Name/Nickname (cool nick names are a must): _______________________________________
Age (explain):_____
Gender (girls are welcomed): if male:________ If Female: 21 or 22
Wingman Rating (13-57): _____
Employment (must have a awesome job with lots of free stuff I can have):
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Where do you live (with area code obviously):________________________________________
Best 5 Qualities:________________________________________________________________
Can you teach me to Football (explain)?
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Crime History (NO HOOLIGANS ALLOWED): Yes/No
Hot Sister: Yes/No
Are you smarter than me: Yes/No (if no just give up on life)
Do you have a car so you can Chauffeur me around: Yes/No/My Mom Does
Can you get along with current best bud Zach: Yes/No (if yes, explain)
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When you drink do you________?
a. dance cool
Did you like the movie You, Me, And Dupree? Yes/Yes
Is Pluto really a planet? Yes/No/Youre An Idiot
Have you ever used a blender? Yes/No/Your Still An Idiot
Have you ever won a wet T-shirt contest? (this question is only for guys) Yes/No
Are you a sox or a packer fan? (If you say anything other than go cubs and bears your dead to
me) _________________________________________________________________________
Would you, oh how did Jerry Maguire say it.., SHOW ME THE MONEY? Yes/No
Favorite Disney Movie? _________________
In 500 letters or less please explain to me why I am cooler than Tom Cruise?
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Do you have a secret talent? _____________________________________________________
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Can you do a Back Flip? Yes/No/No but I can do another cool thing
If you do not hear back from me in less than 10 days then I apologize. I hear that fat lady at
McDonalds is looking for a best friend!