By John F. McGowan
Version: 1.0
Start Date: July 22, 2009
Last Updated: July 22, 2009
Home URL: http://www.jmcgowan.com/unbiased.pdf
The Problem
Are you a liberal shocked by the New York Times blatantly pro-war
coverage of the illegal US occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan?
The Cause
The simple fact is everyone else suffers from bias. Only you have
achieved the state of pure objective rational thought, seeing the world
as it truly is. Yes, the Internet now enables you to get your news from
enlightened web sites that are almost unbiased and usually speak
truth to power. But even your fellow conservatives, liberals,
libertarians, socialists, and so forth will unfortunately report biased
and inaccurate news that you don’t want to hear.
The Solution
Unbiased News: The News You Want is a new web site and RSS feed
that gives you only the unbiased news that you need. Simply sign up
for our free service and take our quick What Unbiased Means To Me
survey. Using state of the art data mining, search, and semantic
processing algorithms, Unbiased News will ensure that you only
receive the unbiased news that you want to hear.
As a member of the Unbiased News community you can also select our
Total Ridicule option to receive articles ridiculing anyone who disagrees
with you. Our news selection engine will select articles that thoroughly
ridicule and debunk the actual position of the other guys, not their
phony coded message but what you (and we) know they really mean,
the utterly absurd position they really have that no sane rational
person would hold for five seconds. Yes, Unbiased News selects the
unbiased objective articles and op-eds that cut through the code words
and ridicule the real position.
Call To Action
Sign up now for Unbiased News: The News You Want and start
receiving the objective unbiased news that you want to hear today!