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n Tuesday, we learned
that an opinion column
published on Nov. 4 written
by staf opinion columnist
Bryenn Bierwirth contained
information that was
repurposed from a Feb. 1,
2012, column published in Te
Guardian. Bierwirth is also
an account executive on the
Kansans advertising staf.
Te Kansan column was
recently mentioned in a USA
Today College story.
Afer reading the USA Today
story, a concerned journalism
graduate brought the
similarities in the two columns
to my attention. I immediately
began investigating the
reporting methods used in this
and other columns written by
Bierwirth to determine the
extent of the problem.
Te repurposed content
came from the article Top
Five Regrets of the Dying,
which Te Guardian published
on Feb. 1, 2012. Te content
was not copied verbatim,
but rather was borrowed and
paraphrased, in a manner
that online searches could not
discover during our editing
process.
Te methods used in writing
this column do not meet
the reporting standards that
we teach and expect at the
Kansan. Te Kansan accepts
only fact-based reporting, the
pursuit of truth in accurate
storytelling and a constant
standard of integrity in both
news and editorial content.
Journalism that does not
abide by these standards is
unacceptable. Te Kansan
provides a beginning for
journalists of all callings and
with that comes the power
and responsibility to provide a
sound, fundamental start in a
hands-on environment.
Tis situation does not
meet our standards and
looking forward, we will be
reevaluating the process that
allowed this to publish and
taking a much deeper look at
editorial content.
To clarify, the Kansan is
editorially independent from
the William Allen White
School of Journalism and Mass
Communications. We beneft
from the mentorship and
guidance of the journalism
faculty, but the decision-
making process in this case
was handled entirely by me as
the editor of the newspaper.
Te paper is and will continue
to be operated independently
of the school of journalism.
While this is an
embarrassing situation, the
best way to resolve this issue
is to disclose it with you,
our readers. Te Kansan
has been publishing since
1904, and we embrace the
tradition of independent news
organizations of correcting
our own mistakes. We are
holding ourselves to the same
standard that we hold others
in reporting the news.
Afer discussing the
situation, Bierwirth submitted
his resignation from his
advertising and news staf
positions with the Kansan.
I would like to take this
opportunity to personally
apologize to our readers.
Looking forward, the Kansan
will continue to work to
ensure accuracy, the pursuit of
truth and the integrity of our
content for our audience.
Student Senate met last night to
discuss and vote on two more elec-
tion reform bills, but before getting
down to business, Senate welcomed
a guest speaker from the Ofce of
Multicultural Afairs.
REFLECTION
Cody Charles, the associate direc-
tor of OMA, focused his speech on
conversations, specifcally difcult
conversations he has had with stu-
dents.
I give my time for dynamic con-
versations, Charles said.
Afer sharing several stories, he
asked senators: Are you having
those dynamic moments, those dy-
namic conversations? Do you know
the people you are representing?
MEETING WITH OTHER
BIG 12 SENATES
Moving from a point of refection,
ofcers gave their biweekly reports
to the senate.
Executive staf visited Texas
Christian University last weekend
to meet with other executive stafs
from all the Big 12 schools.
Marcus Tetwiler, student body
president, said he was proud to see
that KU Student Senate matches up
with the best of the best in the Big
12.
ELECTION REFORM:
COALITIONS AND CAUCUS
Tis bill establishes a caucus sys-
tem for coalitions to choose their
presidential and vice presidential
candidates, senators and how they
want to be listed on the ballot.
Te bill, which can be viewed on-
line at Kansan.com, passed with
one amendment.
ELECTION REFORM:
GENERAL REGULATIONS
Tyler Childress, one of the au-
thors of the bill and senate chief
of staf, said the bills purpose is to
outline the powers of the elections
commission to ensure coalitions
follow election rules.
We want to make sure its very
clear that the elections commission
is in charge of this code and they
can hold candidates and coalitions
accountable, Childress said.
Te bill passed and can be viewed,
in full, online.
Full senate will review the fnal in-
stallment of election reform at the
next meeting. Tat bill will focus on
freshman elections, which follow a
diferent format and process than
general elections.
Edited by Jessica Mitchell
While companies can target their
advertisements toward a younger
audience by utilizing online tech-
nology such as social media, a re-
cent study says that these online ads
may lead to an increased culture of
intoxication among young people.
Te study, which analyzed how
18- to 25-year-olds reacted to
online alcohol advertising, was
co-authored by Christine Grifn,
a professor of social psychology at
the University of Bath. She believes
its necessary to confront the types
of messages promoted by alcohol
advertising targeted towards young
people.
She says that because these ads
make drinking about fun, plea-
sure and socializing, young people
might be encouraged to drink at
an extreme or dangerously intoxi-
cated level. To combat these unsafe
drinking behaviors, she suggests
the development of more regula-
tions for online alcohol marketing
aimed at this age group.
Michael Azbel, a freshman from
Overland Park, agrees that there
is a prevalent belief among college
students that alcohol is included in
the college culture, but said that
he doesnt necessarily see online al-
cohol advertising as having a large
efect on this belief.
He said other than a few ads on
Facebook and YouTube, he per-
sonally hasnt come across many
alcohol advertisements while using
social media sites.
Rather, he said hes observed that
young people tend to be more af-
fected by what their peers are do-
ing than by advertisements.
Our friends afect how we
think, even by just planting a little
idea, Azbel said. Social media
can be an advertisement in itself
for drinking. It doesnt even have
to be a company or specifc prod-
uct; it can just be drinking itself.
Noelle Nelson, an assistant pro-
fessor of marketing in the KU
School of Business, said that ad-
vertisements from companies and
the infuence of peers can some-
times become indistinguishable.
Its very possible that young peo-
ple do not distinguish social media
content from advertisements, Nel-
son said. If young people dont see
a diference between alcohol ads
and social media content, they may
misconstrue the content as being
endorsed by their peer group.
Both of these factors may have an
infuence on students ideas about
alcohol and drinking, said Vanessa
Newton.
I think its kind of a chicken and
egg thing; Im not sure if advertis-
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When the cold creeps in with the
changing seasons, students turn on
their furnaces without any hesita-
tion. But the Kansas Department
of Health and Environment wants
Kansans to be aware of the invisi-
ble danger that comes with heating
homes: carbon monoxide.
According to a news release from
the KDHE and Safe Kids Kansas,
the use of fuel burning appliances
in the home leads to dangerously
high levels of carbon monoxide.
Te CDC describes carbon mon-
oxide as a colorless, odorless gas
that can cause sudden illness or
death. It is a major concern during
the winter months because the use
of fuel-burning ovens, furnaces,
space heaters, generators and fre-
places that can emit the gas un-
beknownst to the user. Prolonged
exposure can cause a person to
become ill and possibly lose con-
sciousness, which can eventually
lead to death from the gas.
Students should be aware of the
symptoms of carbon monoxide
poisoning and should call 911 im-
mediately if they think there may
be a carbon monoxide leak in their
home.
Angela German, program direc-
tor of the Primary Care Ofce of
the KDHE, said that its important
for students to know which appli-
ances can emit carbon monoxide
and take appropriate measures to
stop the leaks.
Te main thing is ventilation,
German said. You need to make
sure all your fuel-burning appli-
ances are properly ventilated.
Tis is especially important for
students living in older homes, as
these homes are more likely to have
fuel-burning appliances. German
says that students worried about
their appliances should contact
their landlords to make sure every-
thing is up to code.
At the very least students should
install a CO [carbon monoxide]
detector, German said.
Carbon monoxide detectors are
available at local hardware stores
and stores like Walmart and Target
for roughly $20.
Edited by Jessica Mitchell
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SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:
Winter increases threat of carbon monoxide
HOW TO PREVENT CO POISONING
Prevent CO buildup in
the rst place - make
sure heating appliances
are in good working
order and use only in
well-ventilated areas.
Dont run a car engine
in the garage, even with
the garage door open.
If you need to warm up
your vehicle, move it
outside rst.
Install a CO alarm
outside every sleeping
area, on every level of
your home and at least
15 feet away from every
fuel-burning appliance.
When you check your
smoke alarm batteries
each month, check the
batteries on your CO
alarms at the same
time and replace the
batteries twice a year.
Never use an oven to
heat your home.
Portable generators
must be used outside
for proper ventilation.
They cannot be used
indoors or inside of a
garage.
Have all gas, oil or coal
burning appliances in-
spected by a technician
every year to ensure
theyre working correctly
and are properly venti-
lated.
For the second semester in a row,
the University will not be ofering
an astronomy lab to fulfll students
general education lab requirement.
Students looking for an alternative
to the biology or chemistry lab will
once again have to look elsewhere
to satisfy their degree stipulations.
Barbara Anthony-Twarog, pro-
fessor of physics and astronomy,
explained that there were many
factors that weighed into the deci-
sion to not ofer the lab again.
We havent had a facility of our
own or schedule that we can con-
trol for the last 12 years, said An-
thony-Twarog. Weve been using
the top level of Memorial Stadium
when were able to.
Since weather conditions can
heavily afect astronomers views
on celestial objects, having a prop-
er location and scheduled time slot
to view can be crucial.
Its hard enough to predict at 3
p.m. or 4 p.m. if you will be able to
go outside to use the telescopes,
said Anthony-Twarog. Athletics
were very nice to let us use their
space, but those facilities just arent
meant for us.
Te lab last had access to proper
facilities in 2001, when it was held
in Lindley Hall.
Te dissipation of the lab afects
students looking for a non-tradi-
tional lab to fulfll their general ed-
ucation requirements.
I have a handful of friends that
really struggled with or even had
to retake the biology lab, said Ka-
tie Zyskowski, a sophomore from
Minneapolis. I think they should
keep as many options for alterna-
tive labs as possible.
Anthony-Twarog said if the
lab were to return in the future,
it wouldnt happen without any
changes.
We wouldnt restart it in the way
that it was previously ofered, she
said. Its become increasingly dif-
fcult to have a nighttime telescope
class on campus, and theres no
short-term plans for a telescope
facility that can actually be con-
trolled.
Students who are looking to gain
hands-on experience with tele-
scopes can still do so by attend-
ing the Astronomy Associates of
Lawrences telescope open house,
which takes place at Prairie Park
once each month. For more infor-
mation on specifc times and dates,
checkout the AAL website.
Edited by Hannah Barling
KYLE PAPPAS
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Astronomy lab nixed second consecutive semester
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Associates of Lawrence offer a monthly telescope open house at Prairie Park.
Source: Kansas Department of Health and Environment
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oday we take a brief
hiatus from literature and
focus on another topic Im
passionate about: KU basketball
games. Allen Fieldhouse is the
greatest sports venue without a
doubt; what sets it apart is the
combination of tradition and
passion from students and alumni
who together create an electric en-
vironment. Tis season has been
more hyped than any other Ive
experienced in my time here since
Fall 2010, judging by the incred-
ible turnout at lotteries and the
Late Night crowd control snafu.
So far this season everything has
been great, but I think we can do
better. Tere have been a number
of things going on in the student
section that I believe should be
eliminated or improved upon.
Please consider the following:
DONT WHOO DURING
THE ROCK CHALK CHANT
Weve made some signifcant
progress in the last year or two to
eliminate the whoo. It sounds
tacky and takes away from the
ominous, haunting mood of
the original, the sounding of a
death knell for the other team.
While Im on the topic, start the
chant at around 2:00 if we have a
signifcant lead. We waited until
sub-1:00 at the Iona game when
we were up by 20 or so.
DONT YELL HOME OF THE CHIEFS
I love the Chiefs as much as the
next guy (9-1 baby!), but they
dont belong in our countrys
national anthem. Tis is only
marginally acceptable to do when
youre in Arrowhead. Lets be
classy and sing it the way Francis
Scott Key wrote it instead of
yelling like Neanderthals. Ill also
remind you that Bill Self said he
hates this practice; what more
convincing do you need?
DO FREE THROW
DISTRACTIONS CORRECTLY
Aside from the pinwheel fsts
one, the goal of the other two is to
build up anticipation to a sudden
movement right before the player
shoots. According to Nature.com,
science supports the hypothesis
that uniform background motion
can infuence the hand motion of
an observer. Random motion
can be fltered out, while sudden
uniform motion has an efect.
Te take-away: dont wave your
arms around, instead hold one
direction and snap to the other
right before the shot; and dont
jump up randomly, instead jump
up right before the shot. Tis is
how I learned the distractions and
how they should be done.
STAND UP!
If youre in the student section,
the only time you should sit down
afer the game starts is at half
time. No exceptions. Its tradition.
Nothing says feeble and disin-
terested like a bunch of people
sitting down as soon as a timeout
is called. Show the players you
care about the efort theyre put-
ting forth by putting forth some
minimal efort on your own part.
WATCH THE GAME
(5a) A KU basketball game is a
perfect place to live in the mo-
ment. I get it, everyone and their
mom has a hungry Instagram
account, but hold of on it until
play stops. You could be missing
the dunk of the year while you
send of a text. (5b) Dont leave
the game early. Tis comment
is more pertinent to GAers, but
it needs to be said nonetheless.
(5c) Dont hold up your poster
while the clock is running; youre
obstructing the views of others. I
love a cleverly crafed poster, but
save them for timeouts and other
clock stoppagesthats when the
cameras might fnd you anyway.
LEARN THE CLAP
AND THE ALMA MATER
Regarding the clap: I was a
freshman once too; I understand
that the rhythm is difcult. We all
mess it up sometimes. But please,
please, PLEASE make an efort
to listen to the band and DONT
speed up the tempo! Tats why
we get of and it sounds like a
mess. Pedant alertthe word
towards is not in the alma
mater. Its toward. Same with
onward. Fun fact: the -s versions
are British English. You wouldnt
write colour would you? Teres
an awesome page (http://www.
ku.edu/about/traditions/songs/)
that has the alma mater and clap
and examples. So give it a listen if
youre shaky on it!
I have listed these issues roughly
according to their relative im-
portance. If none of these things
happen, Allen Fieldhouse will be
pretty awesome, but I think mak-
ing these changes would propel
the quality of our support for the
team to unprecedented levels.
Rock Chalk!
Jason Bates is a senior
majoring in chemical engineering
from Overland Park.
Airing of grievances: the Allen Fieldhouse edition
Hands-on learning takes priority over irrelevant classes
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chool has, and always will
be, a huge part of everyones
lives. We spend half of our
days at school, and when were not
at school, were either thinking
about school, preparing for school
or trying to fnd the quickest,
easiest way to be done with it. Ill
be the frst to admit that school is
not easy, especially for a college
student. However, none of those
are what makes me lose my moti-
vation to go.
To me, it seems as though over
half of what we learn has nothing
to do with our majors or future
plans. For instance, why did I
have to take multiple math classes
as a speech pathology major?
I guarantee you if I went and
shadowed a speech pathologist
tomorrow, he or she wouldnt be
calculating how to fnd x as a
part of their daily routine. I think
students would learn more in a
single day shadowing a profes-
sional in their feld than they
would in certain college courses,
which are irrelevant to what they
really need to know.
Even classes that are specifcally
dedicated to my major seem to be
the exact opposite. Im currently
in a required physics of speech
class, for instance. First of all,
is that even a thing? Secondly, I
dont care about the frequency of
a wavelength. Lets be honest, no
one does. We spend all our time
miserably studying at the library,
drowning ourselves in cofee
and pointless knowledge with no
real-world application.
It even makes me wonder what
the reasoning behind all of this
is. I certainly think money has
something to do with it. College
is a business. Every time I turn
around, more money is being
sucked from my wallet and my
parents wallet. One day its a
parking ticket, the next its a
required book that I needed for
class, and dont forget those lovely
sorority fnes for your bow being
crooked during recruitment.
A college degree isnt even a
guarantee of success. I know
people who didnt go to college,
and theyre some of the most
successful people I know and my
biggest role models. I think the
world should revolve around hard
work and dedication, not who can
fgure out those tricky true/false
questions about the anatomy of
a bug.
Employers want more than good
gradesthey want experience and
well roundedness. How are we
supposed to fulfll these expec-
tations when were constantly
overwhelmed with schoolwork,
leaving no time for anything else?
In the past, Ive done some
shadowing, and not only did I
gain knowledge of a professional
feld, but I also received a lot of
advice and was put into many real
life situations that one would face
as a speech pathologist. Hands-
on learning helps one fgure out
if they even want to put all their
energy into a certain major. If you
dont like what you observe, then
you shouldnt continue with the
schooling for it, but how are you
supposed to fgure that out in the
classroom? For instance, with pa-
thologists, there is a big diference
when working with children and
working with the elderly. When
I shadowed at a nursing home, it
helped me realize that I wanted
to work with kids for the rest of
my life. In my opinion, hands-
on learning is whats putting me
ahead of the people spending
their days in Anschutz with their
nose buried in a history book.
Teres really nothing we can
do as students, because thats
just the way the system works. I
guess it felt good to get this of my
chest, but all I can do is continue
trudging my rear end down to the
library and hoping that some-
where along the way Ill fgure out
how to be a speech pathologist.
Wish me luck.
Molly Smith is a sophomore majoring
in speech pathology from Lenexa.
When my professor wears the same
outt multiple times a week it makes
me feel better about not doing my
laundry.
Every friend group has a guy that
yells out Sports! ironically at watch
parties. NO ONE LIKES THAT GUY.
I come home from lottery to realize
that I have, once again, put my
underwear on inside out. 5 am is just
not a good time for me.
My dreams of being a photographer
were smashed today, literally. I
smashed my camera.
Next week, K-State joke week in the
FFA.
Did the bus changing its schedule by
3min mess anybody elses day up?
Just got the nod of approval from
the bus driver for putting away my
mufn before he told me to. #boss
Guys... learn to shave. You dont
shave your neck all the way to the
jawline! That makes you have a
double chin Haha.
The band doesnt Wabash. It does
Band Aerobics, which is different,
much better, and far less purple.
Props to the girls who actually man-
age to put a bra on for lottery.
Sometimes, Im at my happiest
walking on campus alone with fair
weather and sunny skies, admiring
everything around me.
The Honk for Hemp guy is back on
Mass St! Praise Jesus!
To whomever lost a husky-looking
dog: it was just running around
Wescoe Beach.
Used todays UDK as my umbrella
this morning.
I wish we could just load our lecture
class up on a bus and go on a eld
trip, like the good ol days!
To the gay guy talking about Grindr:
The rst rule of Grindr is you never
talk about Grindr.
I like the way UOENO IONA just rolls
off the tongue.
Be sure to massage the breast, legs
and thighs with oil...Im talking
about a turkey.
To whatever boob keeps gunking up
the tower A washing machines with
softener, you should go fall on a knife
somewhere.
I like to think Im being eco-friendly
by rarely showering/doing laundry.
My ringtone should just be the sound
of a defeated man sighing.
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Death penalty changes may lead to more executions
ASSOCIATED PRESS
A death penalty opponent holds a sign during a vigil outside St. Francis Xavier
Church where a small group protested against the death penalty and the execution
of Joseph Paul Franklin on Nov. 19 in St. Louis.
JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. Once
one of the most active death pen-
alty states in the U.S., Missouri car-
ried out its frst execution in nearly
three years Wednesday afer turn-
ing to a compounding pharmacy
to make the drug it needs for lethal
injections.
Te state's success in court over
its new execution method could
lead to Missouri carrying out more
death sentences. Although the
Democratic governor and attor-
ney general both support the death
penalty, there have been few death
sentences carried out in recent
years and legal wrangling over ex-
ecution procedures.
"Te courts at this point have
given Missouri a green light to
proceed with executions that are
scheduled," said Peter Joy, a law
professor at Washington Universi-
ty in St. Louis. "And barring either
specifc appeals related to some of
the planned executions that may
deal with issues unrelated to the
execution protocol or courts re-
visiting the issue of the execution
protocol that is now being used,
basically there's green light and the
door is open, and I anticipate more
executions."
Te execution of Joseph Franklin,
a white supremacist responsible for
slayings throughout the country,
was the frst lethal injection carried
out in Missouri since 2011 and just
the third since 2009. Missouri has
another execution scheduled for
December, which would make this
the frst year since 2005 that the
state has carried out multiple death
sentences. Te attorney general's
ofce has asked the Missouri Su-
preme Court to set execution dates
for 17 others, with some requests
dating back to 2006.
In a May 2012 motion to the Mis-
souri Supreme Court, the attorney
general's ofce wrote that "unless
this Court sets an execution date
afer a capital murder defendant's
legal process is exhausted, the peo-
ple of Missouri are without legal
remedy."
Franklin's execution went for-
ward afer the U.S. Supreme Court
upheld an appeals court's decision
overturning two stays granted
Tuesday evening by federal district
court judges. It was the frst time
Missouri has used the single drug
pentobarbital for an execution, and
Franklin's lawyers had raised that
as an issue in one of his appeals.
Like other states, Missouri had
a hard time obtaining drugs used
in executions when drug-makers
stopped selling them to prisons.
Last year, Missouri announced a
plan to use propofol, but it backed
of that afer an outcry from med-
ical professionals concerned that
supplies of the drug would dwindle
if the European Union followed
through on its threat to limit ex-
ports.
Missouri then turned to a com-
pounding pharmacy to make pen-
tobarbital, something states such
as Texas also have done to carry
out lethal injections. Few details
have been made public about the
compounding pharmacy Missouri
is using because state law provides
privacy for parties associated with
executions.
Franklin was the
69th person exe-
cuted in Missouri
since it reinstated
the death penal-
ty. Tat's the ffh
most in the U.S.,
behind Texas, Vir-
ginia, Oklahoma
and Florida, ac-
cording to fgures
from the Death
Penalty Informa-
tion Center. Since 1989, there have
been seven years without an exe-
cution in Missouri all but one
within the past decade. About 50
people in Missouri are currently on
death row.
Te next execution is scheduled
for Dec. 11. Allen Nicklasson is
scheduled to die for the 1994 kill-
ing of Excelsior Springs business-
man Richard Drummond, who
stopped to help when a car used by
Nicklasson and two others broke
down on Interstate 70 in central
Missouri.
Meanwhile, the American Civil
Liberties Union says it has litigated
over Missouri's execution protocol
and that will continue.
"Te shroud of secrecy surround-
ing the state's execution process
leads us to question its legitimacy,"
said Jefrey A. Mittman, executive
director for the ACLU of Missouri.
"Besides being
overly furtive,
the state also
fails to give
the public the
opportunity to
provide over-
sight of the
execution pro-
tocol to ensure
it is safe and
appropriate."
Franklin, 63,
was executed for killing Gerald
Gordon in a sniper shooting at a
suburban St. Louis synagogue in
1977. Franklin was convicted of
seven other murders, but the Mis-
souri case was the only one that
brought a death sentence.
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SAN FRANCISCO Te city of
San Francisco spent $105,000 in
public funds to honor a 5-year-old
boy with leukemia who captivat-
ed the nation with his exploits as
"Batkid," and it hopes to recoup the
money through private donations,
the mayor's spokeswoman said
Wednesday.
Most of the money went toward
renting a sound system, video
screens and other equipment at
the last minute to accommodate
the surprisingly large crowds that
gathered outside City Hall to watch
caped crusader Miles Scott receive
a chocolate key to the city, said
Christine Falvey, communications
director for Mayor Ed Lee.
"What started out as a few hun-
dred people at most on the steps of
City Hall ... grew into what would
obviously attract a 20,000-plus
crowd," Falvey said. "Tey weren't
going to see anything the way we
originally had it set up."
Miles, who lives in Tulelake in far
Northern California, was able to
fulfll his wish to be his favorite su-
perhero last week when the Make-
A-Wish Foundation arranged to
have him driven about San Fran-
cisco in a Lamborghini Batmobile
as he handled make-believe capers.
Te fantasy included a police
escort and an adult Batman im-
personator who accompanied the
costumed Batkid as he rescued a
damsel in distress from cable car
tracks, captured the Riddler as he
robbed a bank, and saved the San
Francisco Giants mascot from the
Penguin's clutches.
Te elaborate masquerade and
feel-good nature of the event made
Miles a social media darling. But a
city lawmaker and some residents
asked whether it was appropriate
for the city to subsidize a celebra-
tion for one child.
"Waiting for Miles the BatKid &
Wondering how many 1000s of SF
kids living of SNAP/FoodStamps
could have been fed from the $$,"
Supervisor Eric Mar wrote on In-
stagram. Afer Miles' supporters
denounced the comment, Mar
issued a statement that he simply
was seeking "similar amounts of
love, compassion and empathy for
children living every day in dire
circumstances."
Falvey said the costs would have
been even higher if vendors had not
ofered discounts or donated ser-
vices. Te San Francisco chapter of
Make-a-Wish hopes to reimburse
the city for what was spent through
private donations, she said.
Neither the police nor public
works departments incurred extra
expenses from Friday's daylong
event, which was stafed with of-
cers and maintenance workers on
their regular shifs, Falvey said.
"It was a very successful event. We
were honored to be part of it. Miles
gave to us more than we gave to
him," she said.
CHARITY STATE
ASSOCIATED PRESS
Miles Scott, dressed as Batkid, stands next to Batman as he receives the key to the city from San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee, left,
at a rally outside of City Hall in San Francisco on Nov. 15.
City hopes donations will help
recoup $105K cost of Batkid
ASSOCIATED PRESS
DALLAS Help yourself to
some nuts this holiday season: Reg-
ular nut eaters were less likely to die
of cancer or heart disease in fact,
were less likely to die of any cause
during a 30-year Harvard study.
Nuts have long been called heart-
healthy, and the study is the largest
ever done on whether eating them
afects mortality.
Researchers tracked 119,000 men
and women and found that those
who ate nuts roughly every day
were 20 percent less likely to die
during the study period than those
who never ate nuts. Eating nuts less
ofen also appeared to lower the
death risk, in direct
proportion to con-
sumption.
Te risk of dying
of heart disease
dropped 29 percent
and the risk of dy-
ing of cancer fell
11 percent among
those who had
nuts seven or more
times a week com-
pared with people
who never ate them.
Te benefts were seen from pea-
nuts as well as from pistachios,
almonds, walnuts and other tree
nuts. Te researchers did not look
at how the nuts were prepared
oiled or salted, raw or roasted.
A bonus: Nut eaters stayed slim-
mer.
"Tere's a general perception that
if you eat more nuts you're going
to get fat. Our results show the op-
posite," said Dr. Ying Bao of Har-
vard-afliated Brigham and Wom-
en's Hospital in Boston.
She led the study, published in
Tursday's New England Journal
of Medicine. Te National Insti-
tutes of Health and the Interna-
tional Tree Nut Council Nutrition
Research & Education Foundation
sponsored the study, but the nut
group had no role in designing it or
reporting the results.
Researchers don't know why nuts
may boost health. It could be that
their unsaturated fatty acids, min-
erals and other nutrients lower
cholesterol and infammation and
reduce other problems, as earlier
studies seemed to show.
Observational studies like this
one can't prove cause and efect,
only suggest a connection. Re-
search on diets is especially tough,
because it can be difcult to single
out the efects of any one food.
People who eat more nuts may
eat them on salads, for example,
and some of the beneft may come
from the leafy
greens, said Dr.
Robert Eckel,
a University
of Colorado
c ar di ol ogi s t
and former
president of
the American
Heart Associa-
tion.
Dr. Ralph
Sacco, a Uni-
versity of Miami neurologist who
also is a former heart association
president, agreed.
"Sometimes when you eat nuts
you eat less of something else like
potato chips," so the beneft may
come from avoiding an unhealthy
food, Sacco said.
Te Harvard group has long been
known for solid science on diets.
Its fndings build on a major study
earlier this year a rigorous ex-
periment that found a Mediterra-
nean-style diet supplemented with
nuts cuts the chance of heart-relat-
ed problems, especially strokes, in
older people at high risk of them.
Many previous studies tie nut
consumption to lower risks of heart
disease, diabetes, colon cancer and
other maladies.
In 2003, the Food and Drug Ad-
ministration said a fstful of nuts
a day as part of a low-fat diet may
reduce the risk of heart disease. Te
heart association recommends four
servings of unsalted, unoiled nuts a
week and warns against eating too
many, since they are dense in cal-
ories.
Te new research combines two
studies that started in the 1980s on
76,464 female nurses and 42,498
male health professionals. Tey
flled out surveys on food and life-
style habits every two to four years,
including how ofen they ate a serv-
ing (1 ounce) of nuts.
Study participants who ofen
ate nuts were healthier they
weighed less, exercised more and
were less likely to smoke, among
other things. Afer taking these
and other things into account, re-
searchers still saw a strong beneft
from nuts.
ASSOCIATED PRESS
Study ties nuts to lower
cancer, heart disease risk
HEALTH