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THE OREDIGGER
Volume 87, Issue 6 November 15, 2006
THE VOICE OF THE COLORADO SCHOOL OF MINES, A SUPERIOR EDUCATION IN APPLIED SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING

World News
in Brief Field of Dreams
By Katie Kocman
Staff Reporter
will be placed on the field. This will
require a new high voltage line. The
In an interview pub- lights and “M-blem” will be plugged
lished Saturday, Sir More improvements on campus into this line.
Elton John criticized are being made. Alumni from Hous- Last year, new dugouts were in-
ton, Texas, all of whom previously stalled by Gavin Custodio, Michael
organized religion for played for Coach Jimmy Darden, have Deal, Matt Thome, Cory Quakenbush,
fueling anti-gay dis- donated money to make improve- and John Naccarato. These men are
crimination. “I think ments to Colorado School of Mines’ all members of the baseball team.
baseball field. The construction was for an EPICS
religion has always Thanks to Rob McKee ‘68, Steve design project. Chase Hoffman/Oredigger
tried to turn hatred Chesebro ‘64 and Bob Irelan ‘68, the A new batting cage was built in The baseball
baseball team will have a completely 2002 after snowfall caused the cage
toward gay people,” to be unusable. Houston alumni saw
fields at the Col-
renovated facility. orado School of
said John. The project started when Darden’s these improvements and decided Mines, nestled
wife, Genny, donated money for a the field needed to be completely at the northwest
new press box. Now, the total amount renovated.
A man was arrested “With the exception of the lights,
end of campus
of donations is over $750,000. The have been in
for sending over a field has already been equipped with the field improvements are set to be need of repair.
dozen letters contain- new sprinklers and new foul poles. done by the first home game of spring Now with help
A new fence, backstop, scoreboard, 2007,” said Charles O’Dell, a member from several
ing a non hazardous retaining wall and a concrete skirt to of the athletic staff. Construction is a Mines alumni
white powder to Rep- connect the dugouts will also be added quarter of the way done at present. and the wife of
resentative Nancy to the field. After the field is completed, it former coach
The stands will remain the same. will be named after Jimmy Darden Jimmy Darden,
Pelosi, Jon Stewart, However, loose slabs will have to be as a tribute to the man who coached renovations are
David Letterman and for 38 years.

Donkeys On Top As Dems Roll


reset with concrete. In addition, lights Chase Hoffman/Oredigger being made.
others.

Afghani insurgents
are now attacking
By Andrew Aschenbrenner and the governorship for the first time U.S. House. U.S. Senate seats and at least twenty-
over 600 times per Staff Reporter since 1958. The theme in Colorado followed eight U.S. House seats to take control
month, compared to In the races concerning Golden, results around the nation, with Demo- of the 109th Congress. Democrats did
130 times per month Colorado Democrats established Gwyn Green kept her 23rd district crats gaining seats at nearly every not lose a single Congressional seat.
majorities in both the State Senate seat in the State House and Maryanne level. An estimated 83 million Ameri- Democrats also picked up six
in 2005. and the State House last Tuesday. On Keller won reelection to the 20th State cans voted in this election, lifting governorships from the Republicans,
January 1, 2007, they take control of Senate district. Ed Perlmutter won Democrats to a position of majority

New Way to Type


the 7th district election to serve in the power. Democratic candidates won six Please see ELECTION on Page 2
British Prime Min- both chambers of the state legislature
ister Tony Blair asked
Syria and Iran to sup-
Colorado Election Results
port efforts to stop Amendment 42 – Minimum Wage

violence in Iraq. 53% Yes 47% No


By Jason Harms components from eight keyboards.
Staff Reporter Since then, several variations of
Police dissipated a Amendment 43 – Marriage his invention have been produced.
A reinvention in typing has been One of these variations is a glove and
riot in the capitol of 56% Yes 44% No invented. Dr. Carsten Mehring, pro- plastic skeletal design that fits over
Bangladesh on Mon- fessor at CSM, recently invented the fingertips.
day by firing rubber a new “hands-on” mechanism that KITTY TECH is not a thousand-
Referendum I – Domestic Partnerships enables users to touch-type while dollar item. The cost to produce this
bullets and tear gas technology is $40. It is also easy to
walking.
into the crowd. 53% No 47% Yes
Dr. Mehring has designed a de- learn how to use this new device. Dr.
vice that simulates the actions of a Mehring believes that anyone who can

Sophomoric Dinner
keyboard by touching the thumb and traditionally type can learn his new
4th District of Colorado
one of the fingers. This gadget, called touch-typing device with ease.
46% Musgrave 43% Paccione KITTY TECH (Keyboard Independent Dr. Mehring’s latest prototype is
Touch-TYping TECHnology), works an iPod remote control. It allows a
Who: CSM with existing technology by closing music listener to wear a one-handed
Sophomores 7th District of Colorado an electric circuit between the thumb glove and change songs while in mo-
tion, whether they are riding a bike,
and one of the fingers, generating a
What: An evening 55% Perlmutter 42% O'Donnell
signal. This signal is interpreted as driving, or running.
KITTY TECH expands on many
of free food and live the desired letter of the finger-thumb
combination. of existing technology’s limitations.
music Colorado Governor Dr. Mehring constructed his first For example, a restriction on speech-
prototype in 2000. It took him a couple
When: November 56% Ritter 41% Beauprez
of weeks to complete the task using Please see FINGERS on Page 2
16, 2006, from 5:30
to 8:00 pm FEATURES 4
NEWS 2 CLUBS 3
Where: Friedhoff
Hall (Green Center ENTERTAINMENT 6 SPECIAL 8 EDITORIALS 10
basement)
RECSPORTS 12 SPORTS 14 MINER’S NOTES 16
NEWS
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Election National Election Results SSS At SenSys By Chris Phillips The criteria can be change in a reading, go-

2006
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Asst. Business Manager ing above or below a threshold, etc.
������������ ������ �������������� When the server receives data, it further
A “Speak & Shake,” a “goofy video,” interprets, sorts, and publishes the data us-
and a “bright orange poster” were recently ing RSS. The reason for doing the research
ELECTION from Page 1 ������������������������������������������ combined with the necessary technical and publishing it using RSS was to prove
information to win the prize for “Best the concept. “We were just showing that it
governorships from the Republi- ������������� � ��� ���������������
Student Demonstration” at the SenSys [using RSS in this manner] was possible,”
cans, including Colorado, where Bill 2006 conference. said Graham and Simmons.
Ritter defeated Bob Beauprez by a 15 Marianne Graham, a junior in Com- The research began last semester. They
percent margin. ����������������������� puter Science, Wade Simmons, a senior in then formed a team for Field Session and
Several states voted on ballot is- Computer Science, and Michael Colagros- continued the research. The team won the
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sues that received national attention. so, their advisor and assistant professor for best overall demonstration at the end of
Proposed measures included mini- the Math & Computer Science Department, Field Session, and went on to present that
mum wage increases and amendments presented their abstract, “Simple Sensor same research at SenSys.
to ban state recognition of same-sex �������������������������������
Syndication” (SSS), at the conference held For the presentation, they used several
marriage. ������������������ � ��
� ������������������ in Boulder Oct. 31 to Nov. 3. types of sensors along with a flash movie
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Amendments defining marriage Hosted by the Association for Comput- in order to demonstrate multiple potential
as between one man and one woman ��� ������������
ing Machinery, SenSys is ACM’s annual applications for their research. They had
passed in seven out of eight states, “Conference for Embedded Networked several motes with accelerometers and mi-
including Colorado. Arizona became ����������������������������� Sensor Systems,” according to the SenSys crophones that would react to shaking and
the only state in history where voters website. speaking through an event being published
defeated such a proposition. Minimum ��� ��� ������
Graham and Simmons said winning the at a local computer via RSS.
wage increases passed in all six states award was a major accomplishment. Gra- The poster, they explained, had a hid-
where they were on the ballot. ham added, “Presenting our research at the den motion detector and a screen that told
Additionally, an initiative sanc- ������������������������� conference was more prestigious than being people they had won a door prize when
tioning stem cell research passed in ������ ��� ��� published… Afterwards, people offered us they got close enough to the sensor. The
Missouri and an abortion ban failed jobs and several asked for permission to door prizes consisted of note pads, pens,
in South Dakota. cite our abstract.” and other stationery that had a web address

The Fingers Do The Tapping


“Simple Sensor Syndication,” they for people to log onto later to get more
explained, “is a play off of RSS, or Really information on SSS.
Simple Syndication, which our system uses The flash movie depicted a burglar in
to publish its data.” black running through a house and stealing
RSS is a method that allows servers several items – a laptop, TV and toilet just
to publish changes to computers that to name a few. This movie was projected
continued from Page 1 If a person is driving, jogging, or KITTY TECH. onto a wall that had several motes with light
are tied into the RSS Feed when certain
biking and wishes to write a pertinent Dr. Mehring wishes to see his new sensors. These motes were programmed
events occur. This method is already in
activated typing systems is privacy. thought on a notepad, they must stop, technology appear in the next Spider- to send an appropriate message when the
use by some internet browsers to update
Anywhere in public where someone get out pen and paper, write it down, man movie, giving the main character burglar ran over them, such as “Burglar in
the titles of bookmarked pages that have
wants to get their thoughts onto paper, and continue. If they want to later more mobility. the Bathroom.”
embedded RSS.
and the content of their message is convert the notes into a text docu- There is still potential for more re-
SSS, according to Graham and Sim-
private, personal, or inappropriate for ment, they have to retype the notes search. Although Graham and Simmons are
mons, utilizes RSS to track data and
certain ears, they cannot use speech on a word processor. Dr. Mehring not planning on doing any more in the near
publish it appropriately. The process, they
has addressed these limitations with

Program Grows
activated typing systems. explained, is to first program various sen- future, Graham said, “People were suggest-
sor boards, known as “motes,” with the ing that we figure out how to accommodate
appropriate sensors that are located either server requests. Many people are interested
Courtesy www.kittytech.com on the mote itself or on separate boards. in our research and in continuing it.”
The mote communicates via radio waves
with the sensors and with the base station,
By Lily Giddings an engineer. or server, whenever certain criteria are met.

NOW
Staff Reporter After the speakers were finished,
Dr. Wendy Harrison was presented

MONEY FOR COLLEGE


Tradition continued as the Mc- with the Ange Melaragno Service
Bride class of 2010 was inducted last Award for her contributions to the
week. After a competitive application program over the past year. The award
process, which included essays and and accompanying plaque were pre-
interviews, the new freshman class sented to Dr. Harrison by Jason Fish
entered the Honors Program in Public and Paul Johnson, student representa-
Affairs. All members were invited to tives from the junior McBride class.
a reception last Wednesday. Dr. Harrison said of the award, “they
The ceremony began at 5 pm in didn’t need to pick me. I just did what
Friedhoff Hall with refreshments and needed to be done.”
socializing. Incom- Then members of
ing freshmen met the senior class took
with mentors from the stage for the “final
the program, up- part of the application
perclassmen, and process.” According
each other before to tradition, the se-
being formally niors and freshmen
inducted into the participate in a small
program. competition, hosted by
After socializ- the seniors. In a pseu-
ing for about an do-jeopardy format,
hour, guests were students from both
ushered to their classes were quizzed
seats to begin the Courtesy Dana Drake on McBride mentors,
program. The chair McBride Interim Principal Tu- typical class discussion
of the McBride Tu- tor, Dr. Loring Abeyta, at the questions, and the Bra- Because Aunt Joan needed more Botox®*.
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CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS
November 15, 2006 Page 3

Astronomy Club the gym wrestling room. All levels SEB


Ever watch the sky? Come join the
Astronomy Club and learn basic as-
of experience, from beginner to
advanced, are welcome! For more
Society of Economics and Business.
Meetings are held bi-weekly in EH ASK THE
tronomy! Our meetings are Thursday
at 7:00 pm. Contact Mark Gefreh at
mgefreh@mines.edu
information, contact Jason Dardano
at ddardano@mines.edu.

Kendo Club
211 with guest speakers from the
working world. The speakers talk
about their experience and give insight
into the real world of business. Food
OREDIGGER
Where: Field House and drinks are provided at the meet-
CMI When: Wednesday, January 25, 2005 ings. Questions? Contact Sarah Casias
Campus Ministry International. Deal- 8:00 P.M. – 10:00 P.M. at scasias@mines.edu.
ing with life’s tough questions. Sexu- Anyone who is interested should at-
ality, Relationship, Ethics, Spirituality tend; we will provide all the informa- SWE
and more. Monday nights, 7:30 p.m. tion necessary. Practice is open to all Society of Women Engineers. Hear
SC-C. For info cmi.csm@gmail.com skill levels, no experience necessary. from speakers in industry, universi-
or (303)499-9965 A great opportunity to exercise, im- ties etc. on topics affecting women &
prove coordination, and have fun. students at Mines. Weds. 12 CO 209
CRU jnekuda@mines.edu.
Campus Crusade for Christ. Thurs. @ MSEC
8 in SC-D. Everyone welcome, join Materials Science and Engineering Club Tennis
for worship @ 7 before meetings. Club meets Friday in HH 202 at New members welcome for info, email
noon. Lunch is provided for members, Megan at mshibao@mines.edu.
Circle K
s to
and guest lecturers will be
Circle K is a volunteer org. helping speaking. All majors invited to join.
ic al S o lu t io n
people. Got tons of projects, just need jeperkin@mines.edu. Women’s Ultimate Analyt b lems
you! Contact jrisner@mines.edu. Come out and join the Women’s
o r ld ” P r o
Dance Team
Newman Group
Catholic Newman Group. Meets every
Club Ultimate Team. This team
was founded in 2005-2006 and is
“Real W
Interested in dancing? Offers both Monday at 7pm in the Ted Adams looking for women who want to both
beginning and advanced classes Room of the Green Center for faith have fun and learn about ultimate.

Q.
in: jazz, lyrical, hip hop, and tap. based discussion and community. No prior skill required. For more
Times & directions, for info contact ccooper@mines.edu for more info. information and practice times/lo-
hbrown@mines.edu. cations contact Terra Williamson
ORC at tewillia@mines.edu or Jennifer
FCA Outdoor Rec. Center. Recreation, Nekuda at jnekuda@mines.edu.
Fellowship of Christian Athletes. equipment and lessons. Visit ORC
Wed. meets at 7:30 Student Cen- next to C3 store in Mines Park. Hours: I am scared of myself. I seem not able to relate fully
ter Ballrooms D&E. All welcome. Mon. Wed. and Fri. from 10-6, Tues. Ski Team with anything, but I’m able to relate in some way to
jwells@mines.edu. and Thurs. from 12-6. 303-273-3184 Looking to continue racing in a re- everything. I am most scared of how people would
laxed fun environment or just an
react if they knew what went on inside my head, so I
PHATES excuse to go skiing more? Join Ski
feel like I’m on my own to sort myself out. What can I
French Club Peers Helping Aid in Tough Everyday Team! Email croe@mines.edu
do to gain some mental stability?
A social club where Francophones Situations. “We are listening...” Dedi- for info.
have an opportunity to speak to cated to listening to your problems.
each other, celebrate French events,
promote French culture on campus.
Mel Kirk, Student Development
ESSC - Losing it in Lakewood
Center 303-273-3377. Earthworks and the Student Sustain-
If you are interested, please send an
ability Council promote environmen-
email to kgengenb@mines.edu.

A.
tal awareness and sustainability at
PreMed Society CSM. Joint meetings at noon in CO
We meet the 1st and 3rd Tuesdays of
ISEE every month at 5 pm in HH211. Con-
International Society of Explosives tact wsvoboda@mines.edu.
Engineers. Contact jgresham@mines.
edu. 6pm, 3rd monday of each month, SCA Emergency Resources You are not alone. Period. It is not easy to have
exact date and location TBA (email Students for Creative Anachronism. All Life-Threatening stability in this world. My main advice to you is
for details). We have monthly meet- Fencing meets Thrus. 7-9 in the Field Emergencies: 911 to first overcome your fears. You will never truly
ings with speakers from many differ- House. Belly & court dance Tues. 7-9 Public Safety
ent industries. All students are wel-
achieve stability until you become comfortable
in SC. dhoberec@mines.edu. Public safety concerns, suspicious
come to attend meetings, www.mines. incidents, crimes & emergencies 1812 within yourself. Start with evaluating who you
Illinois Street (NW corner of Illinois & are as a person, and be careful to avoid passing
edu/academics/mining/csm_isee Sigma Lambda 19th) 303-273-3333 24/7 judgment on yourself. The general world view
1st and 3rd Tuesays of Every Month Student Health Center
in Library Boethcher Room. EV-
should not have an effect on who you are. Next,
Juggling Club ERYONE WELCOME: gay, bi-
Routine medical and dental issues 1225
17th Street (SE corner of Elm and 17th) focus on what you can gain from relating and not
Meets Thursdays at 5:30pm on the 303-273-3381 8 am -12 pm & 1 pm on what you lose from failing to relate fully. Life
sexual, transgendered & allies.
Kafadar commons. The CSM Juggling - 4:45 pm M-F is about what you can offer to the world and what
sigmalambda@mines.edu.
Club is dedicated to advancing the Student Development Services
Personal, academic, career, and crisis
the world can offer to you. Diving in can be scary,
juggling skills of all its members. We
teach our members everything from a
Sober Drivers counseling. Student Center, Suite 8 and you may not like what you see, but you will
Need a ride home on Fri. or Sat. night (behind the Cashier) 303-273-3377 be much happier once you are off the high dive
simple three ball cascade to club pass- M-F 8-5
between 9 pm & 3 am? Kappa Sigma and in the pool.
ing, and then encourage them to learn Jefferson Center for Mental Health
Sober Driver Program 303-279-9951.
upwards of nine balls. If you’re inter- 303-425-0300 24/7
Must be within 15 min. of campus. National Suicide Hotline
ested, show up to a meeting, or contact
Suicide and crisis intervention hotline 1-
Michael at mdunlap@mines.edu
800-SUICIDE (1-800-784-2433) 24/7

Karate Club
Meets every Moday and Wednes-
day Night, from 6:30 to 7:00 pm in
FEATURES
Page 4 November 15, 2006

Get Ready for the Shake Up


By Julianna Sipeki look like. Morse.

CASTLE OF CANS
Business Manager First, there would be a senate. Some opponents of the redistrict-
This body would include members ing plan argue that it would take
Over the past five years, the As- who were elected to serve at ASCSM voting power away from individual
sociated Students of the Colorado (such as class officers). Morse clubs and student organizations.

Friday Nov. 17
School of Mines have proposed a believes that this branch would act Adam McCormick, a member of
redistricting plan for the organiza- primarily as “a discussion and in- the ASCSM redistricting committee,
tion on three occasions. Will it suc- formation forum.” The senate would said “It gives all of the clubs more

7am-2pm
ceed this time? include 22 fixed seats that are cur- power over club business.”
ASCSM President Casey Morse rently established in ASCSM. The redistricting of ASCSM falls
believes it will. “Nobody has tried Second, there would be a club alongside a plan by President Scog-
it this way,” he said at last Sunday council. This body would include gins to reorganize Mines. Scoggins
night’s redistricting meeting.
Morse outlined what he believes
members who were appointed to has assembled a 12 member commit-
tee to evaluate the efficiency and ef-
Bring donations to the Student Center
ASCSM as delegates from another
to be the three “silos” of CSM: the organization, such as Blue Key. fectiveness of the current university
Golden community, student life, and Third, there would be an execu- organizational structure. The com-
academic affairs. Currently, ASCSM tive council. The primary purpose of mittee will report back to Scoggins
is a division of student life with only this council would be to oversee the with improvement options.
two officers, Lindsay Rothfelder and operations of the other two sections.
Justin Chichester, serving Golden In the case that an issue required the

Picture of the Week


and academic affairs. Morse would full attention of ASCSM, all three
like to see ASCSM expanded so it bodies would meet as one. Morse
involves all three silos equally. noted that ASCSM would meet as
Morse said, “If we had a person a full body twice a year to encour-
on all these faculty senate commit- age relations between the different
tees, then we would have bigger branches.
issues to debate in ASCSM. Essen- The meeting style would be very
tially, we’re trying to set up a new different from what currently exists.
system that allows us to branch out “The meetings of each silo will be
to those other silos.” streamlined with information that
A final structure has not yet been is pertinent only to that specific
agreed upon, but the redistricting meeting. Therefore, meetings will
committee does have a rough idea be faster and more pertinent to
of what the new organization would the voting members present,” said

Taking Names
Geek of the Week Interview
By Katie Kocman What are your post-college
Staff Reporter plans? Chase Hoffman/Oredigger
[Laughs] Graduate. A magpie takes advantage of the later sunrises as the Winter Solstice approaches.
Name: Ben Keiser You are notorious for remem-

With Full Honors


Major: Chemical Engineering bering people’s names, how do you
Year: Senior do it?
Hometown: Denver, Colorado Teaching martial arts has helped

What’s your best


geek joke? Order of Omega is active on the campus
Chuck Norris can By Hilary Brown Right now, there are 20 men and 14 among other things. Points are given
decrease the entropy Features Editor women in the organization. All of the to houses based on performance.
of the Universe. (He Greek houses are represented, except “Last year we did a bunch of
came up with that him- An exclusive society hides behind Alpha Tau Omega, a fraternity. This awards, Chapter of the Year, IM
self.) all of the fraternities and sororities. It year’s new members, nine women Champs of the Year, Philanthropy
What’s the geeki- organizes Castle of Cans and Greek and six men, hail from seven differ- Event of the Year, etc,” said Rickers.
est thing you’ve ever Week. One of eight honor societies ent houses. Order of Omega’s Faculty Appre-
done? on campus, Order of Omega is a Order of Omega has organized ciation luncheon also happens during
I calculated pi at the Greek-only organization to recognize CSM’s Castle of Cans for many years. Greek Week. All faculty members
Promenade in West- achievement within the Greek com- Although Castle of Cans is longtime are invited to the event and four are
minster, and then just munity. event, last year it was opened to the honored with plaques for excellence.
my life on a day to day Greek students with junior or se- entire campus for the first time. “We Rickers hopes to improve the event by
basis. I’m also trying nior status and GPAs higher than the could get a lot more cans if we had opening up voting to the all students.
to do fluids homework all-Greek average are invited to ap- more people involved,” said Rick- “I like that they do a faculty appre-
right in the middle of ply. Members vote on the applicants. ers. ciation luncheon. I would like to be a
this interview. Applicants are evaluated based on As a result, almost 9000lbs of part of helping plan that because there
Do you own any- academic merit, character, community food were collected during Castle of are some teachers on our faculty that
thing that is extraor- service, and leadership. Cans. The first 1000lbs of food were go above and beyond. To honor them
dinarily geeky? Only 15 applicants are accepted donated to needy CSM members and and set them apart is really amazing,”
Man, I feel lame. each year, due to national rules. “We the remaining 8000lbs were given to said Darcy Souta, a new member.
I have Teenage Mu- look at who would help our organiza- the Food Bank of the Rockies. Order of Omega was established
tant Ninja Turtles and Courtesy Ben Keiser tion and the school the most,” said Order of Omega hopes to collect at the University of Miami in 1957 to
wrestling action fig- Don’t mess with Ben Keiser! He teaches mar- Cole Rickers, president of the CSM 15,000lbs during Castle of Cans this recognize outstanding fraternity men.
ures. tial arts and makes a mean bowl of chili. chapter of Order of Omega. year. Students typically form teams to In 1977, it became co-ed. Its goals are
What’s the geeki- There is an initiation and “it is a collect food and compete against one to foster an atmosphere of open dis-
est thing you’ve seen at Mines? a lot. Also, God made me a really closed ceremony,” said Rickers. Mem- another. General donations of canned cussion across Greek lines, to unite the
White socks with black pants, crazy, outgoing person and gave me bers receive pins for the organization goods will be accepted. Items in high- faculty, alumni, and student members,
that’s what my sophomore roommate a good memory. Sorry to those of and wear special tassels at graduation. demand are peanut butter, baby food, and to encourage others to maintain a
wore. But if there is anything geeky, you I don’t know, I’ve been slacking They are also recognized in the gradu- canned fruit, and cereals. high level of achievement.
I think that it’s cool. because school has finally caught up ation program. Between 7am and 2pm on Nov. “More than anything, Order of
What are your thoughts on with me. The national organization gives 17, CAN-struction will take place on Omega gives me a spirit of a Greek
the ratio? If you could be a type of food out scholarships, chapter awards, Kafadar Commons. By participating community and not just houses com-
To all the ladies out there, even what would you be? and suggests school activities. The in CAN-struction, teams can boost peting against each other, and we
though there aren’t many of you, I I would be the chili that I make CSM chapter encourages its member their points by building complicated compete with a lot of things – sports,
think you’re all pretty. because it’s the bomb-diggety. to apply for scholarships and Sarah structures out of the cans. Last year’s grades. We all have different words
What’s the coolest ‘thing’ in Do you consider yourself a Felling, a CSM chapter member, won overall winner was Beta Theta Pi and rituals to describe [what it is to be
science? geek? a scholarship last year. fraternity. The McBride Sophomores Greek], but it’s all the same thing and
Blowing things up and big long Heck yes, but geeks are the coolest “This organization is very pres- took second place. Castle of Cans won Order of Omega reinforced that for
equations on the chalk board. people in the world. I enjoy being a tigious because they can only allow the Event of the Year Award, given out me. Also, it’s a way to help the school
What’s your favorite math geek because we can have our own in- 15 people in, and that’s by national by ASCSM. with philanthropy,” said Rickers.
‘thing’? side jokes. I am the geeky cool guy! requirements,” said Jenifer Doane, Another event that Order of Ome- Interested in Castle of Cans? Con-
I’ve got a lot of favorite math Please send Geek of the Week faculty advisor of the CSM chapter. ga organizes is Greek Week. During tact Cole Rickers at jrickers@mines.
things. I’d have to say everything suggestions to oredig@mines.edu Membership in Order of Omega Greek Week, the houses compete in edu
except for sequences and series. typically ranges from 15-35 members. IM field events and a derby car race,
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November 15, 2006 Page 5

All the BELS and Whistles


By Hilary Brown ing, Metallurgy and Materials, Math
Features Editor and Computer Science, among
others.
Look around. See the trees, Some students take BELS classes
the grass, the birds? The microbes because they see the profound
cannot be seen, nor can the genetic impact that biology is making on
structures, but they exist. CSM of- science and engineering. Others take
fers the opportunity to learn about them because they enjoy the course
the finer points of existence through structure. “It forces you to think
the Bioengineering and Life Science differently than engineering classes,
Department (BELS). you get to learn a different way” said
The BELS program was officially Emily Przekwas, a junior.
added to the academic options in “The future will bring more bio-
2003, after several years of planning. logical issues like stem cell research
Approximately ten courses are of- into the arena of political debate and
fered each semester. Courses cover public policy. It is important for any
a wide range of topics from Introduc- citizen to understand the scientific
tory Biology to Biomathematics to basis of these questions” said Dr.
Physiology. Phil Ross, BELS Program Director.
A committee is developing a The program decides which class-
formal report of the BELS pro- es to add based on student interest.
gram. This report Last year, many
will consist of rec- “I feel like I’m standing students wanted
ommendations for on the tip of the iceberg to see a prosthet-
the program, i.e. ics class and now
whether it should and I’d like to see more Prosthetic Implant
be expanded to a come out of the water. Engineering is of-
major. Dr. Scog- Mines has the ability to fered. “The best
gins, CSM Presi- way to decide
dent, suggested the make a huge impact” which classes to
report. “Dr. Scog- add is to ask stu- Courtesy John Spear
gins is apparently very supportive dents what they want to learn” said John Spear samples microbial mats from an active 80 °C hotspring in Yellowstone National Park,
of the BELS program,” said Dr. Joel Dr. Bach. WY.
Bach, Associate Director of BELS. Students can follow a variety
CU Health Science Center. “The here? We teach students how to solve Red Rocks Community College,
The introductory course to bio- of paths through the BELS course
UCHSC admissions office says that problems” said Dr. Bach. because we don’t have the resources
medical engineering typically has sequence. Some students choose to
CSM graduates are the single most “As a Chem-E in pre-med, I like here. This is not an ideal situation,
40 students enrolled. Other courses minor in BELS and others choose
successful group, both in terms of the analytical problem solving skills and I hope to change it” said Dr.
have between 20 and 30 students. to attend graduate school, medical
admission rate and in terms of prog- I’m getting. I like the fact that I’m Ross.
Biology and genetics classes are schools, or veterinary schools. “Our
ress once admitted” said Dr. Ross. getting a wider background than re- Dr. Spear encourages students
usually at peak enrollment. students are in demand. We have stu-
Barbara Porter, Administra- quired to get into med school. I have to take biology classes. “There are
The BELS program is flexible dents who get jobs as bioengineers
tor for the Mayo Medical School, a great backup plan having a degree enough engineers on campus who
with which classes are offered and with just the minor. They are very
Mayo Clinic College of Medicine, from CSM,” said Paul Scott, a junior understand ones and zeros, and DNA
the issue is adding new faculty. Most marketable, even without graduate
Rochester, MN had the opportunity pursuing medical school. has its own electronic code, just with
of the professors who teach BELS school” said Dr. Bach.
to interact with a CSM graduate ac- Biology unites many different four bases instead of two. Everybody
classes are spread across campus. BELS enables students to work in
cepted to the Mayo Medical School. departments on campus. “It brings who leaves here should have a good
Professors hail from Environmental a variety of fields. “Mines could play
Based solely on her experience with this campus closer together through understanding of how their body
Science and Engineering, Engineer- a huge role in [biology]…I feel like
the student, she would offer that “al- biology and bioengineering” said works,” he said.
I’m standing on the tip of the iceberg
though their curriculum is focused Dr. Spear. He cited examples such “The future will bring more bio-
and I’d like to see more come out of
in engineering disciplines, CSM as wastewater treatment, subsurface logical issues like stem cell research
the water. Mines has the ability to
applicants bring a commitment to microbes in petroleum wells, rock into the arena of political debate and
make a huge impact” said Dr. John
academic excellence that is balanced formation and weathering, engineer- public policy. It is important for any
Spear, BELS Associate Director.
by an outstanding array of personal ing antibiotics, and biomaterials. citizen to understand the scientific
“I’ve heard from other people
experiences that demonstrate a de- A challenge faced by the BELS basis of these questions” said Dr.
that BELS is the fastest growing
sire to serving their communities program is that there are no biology Ross.
department on campus. At Preview
while enriching their own lives.” lab facilities on campus. “The BELS Dr. Spear encourages students
and Discover sessions, I have stu-
Their engineering backgrounds program has served CSM well over to contact him with their thoughts
dents and parents coming up to me
help students to succeed in medical its first six years, but it must move on the BELS program. His email
to tell me that BELS is why they
school. Dr. Bach estimates that the to the next level. That will require is jspear@mines.edu. The advice
are now considering Mines” said
medical school placement rate is CSM to allocate resources (space, he gives to students is to “enjoy
Dr. Bach.
close to 100%. “Medicine is becom- equipment, faculty positions). For life, be glad you’re alive, and try to
Most pre-medical students con-
ing more and more about technology example, students have to take their understand it.”
tinue with medical school at the

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Fast Food Nation R e e l G e e k


The Chief’s Review of the Book-Turned-Movie
A film geek writes about geeks on film
By Shaemus Gleason This is not a B-rate movie. The in the book represented by the likes
Editor-In-Chief director and co-writer Jerry Linklater of Patricia Arquette, Wilmer Valder-
has “helmed such diverse works as rama, and Ethan Hawke, amongst By Jen Schneider
Following the widespread ac- Dazed and Confused and Waking many others. Guest Columnist
claim and success of his book Fast For those of you who have not read
Food Nation: The Dark Side of the the book, this is not an alternative,
All American Meal, Eric Schlosser, though it provides a great insight into Usually in this column I review films that my students recommend, and I
with the help of Richard Linklater, is many of the underlying themes of a recommend a classic or cult film for them to see in return. I’m not teaching
bringing this exploration of America’s nation blinded by trans-fats, eminent my class “The Scientist and Engineer in American Film” this semester, but I
super sized culture to the big screen. domain and a general disregard for know if I was, my students would have insisted I see Running With Scissors.
Schlosser was approached by many workers’ rights. Simply put, this Below is a review of this film, followed by a review of a classic. And I’ll be
people to turn his best selling book film is not designed to “make you teaching “Introduction to Film Studies” in the spring, so make sure to keep
into a documentary, though in the feel good,” according to Schlosser. an eye out for more “Reel Geeks” then!
end Schlosser felt this would “lead Furthermore, many of the storylines
to some kind of sellout, just because in the book are based on people and My Students’ Pick: rule is usually that I have to read the
of how highly charged a lot of the places in Colorado. Running with Scissors book before seeing the film, because
material is.” If you are willing to take an objec- (2006) adaptations often ruin otherwise ex-
This changed when he was ap- tive look at the trans-fats and high cellent stories. I haven’t read Running
proached by Jeremy Thomas and fructose corn syrups that many parts with Scissors yet, but this movie made
Malcolm McLaren, to turn his book Courtesy google.com of America run on, put down your Believe it or not, the end of the me want to. It achieves an excellent
not into a documentary but a “char- big mac and go see Fast Food Na- semester is almost upon us. Some of balance of humor and pathos, and is
acter study of the facts and figures of Life.” The cast is nothing to look down tion, which hits theaters on the 17th you will be returning home to your full of stunning performances by Ben-
fast food.” on either; you will find the characters of this month. families for the break, basking in the ing, Joseph Fiennes (of Shakespeare
glow of free laundry, stockings hung in Love fame), and newcomer Joseph

No Offense, But...
with care, and plenty of time to catch Cross, who plays Augusten.
up on reality television. The winter So if your family starts making you
break will give many of you time to a little crazy this December, check
relax and reflect on all that you have out Running with Scissors for some
to be thankful for. perspective.
‘Borat’ Shows Off Talent to Hilariously Offend Millions Others of you may return to dys-
function and chaos—little brothers My Pick:
By Jason Fish students, their fraternity, and their leader during its opening weekend, and sisters running around the house Harold and Maude
News Editor school were not included, they are up- bringing in about $26.5 million. screaming, Aunt Edna losing her (1971)
set about the embarrassing situation. The protest has been especially dentures in the turkey, Grandpa Joe
The box office’s latest big hit is a Recently, two of the students have strong in the spoof journalist’s ‘home’ having too much eggnog at Christmas
fake. Borat Sagdiyev, a journalist from filed a lawsuit against the producers of country of Kazakhstan. Citizens across dinner. Maybe your family doesn’t I always tell my students that Har-
Kazakhstan, come to visit America, is Borat contending they were “duped” the nation have expressed deep anger even celebrate the holidays. Maybe old and Maude is a movie you need
really British comedian Sacha Baron into making the comments. and disgust at how Borat’s antics re- you just wish they didn’t. to see before you die. Like Running
Cohen. Actually, that was the point The cries against Cohen’s movie flect on their image as a people. But, take heart. As bad as a few with Scissors, it is a dark comedy, rich
in Borat!: Cultural Learnings of have also come internationally. A hu- Kazakh officials have invited the weeks with your family may be, it in humor and pathos. Like Running,
America for Make Benefit Glorious man rights group in Germany formally comedian to Kazakhstan, to see how could be worse. You could have Au- it features amazing performances with
Nation of Kazakhstan. complained about statements made the country really is and explore its gusten Burroughs’s family. rich characters. And like Running, it is
The documentary-style film por- during Borat inciting violence and history. Currently, the general opinion The new film Running with Scissors a study of the weird: it challenges our
trays Cohen as Borat, who travels slander against gypsies. 20th Century in the media is if Cohen were to make is based on Burroughs’s memoir by taboos and expectations, and forces
around America, experiencing facets Fox in Germany, a distributor of the the journey to the Eastern European the same name, and details us to recon-
of culture and society, and causing film’s main supporter, has since pulled country, he may be in for an unpleas- his bizarre upbringing with sider what
embarrassment and awkwardness for some television ads about the movie. ant welcome. a deranged and drug-addled we view as
everyone he meets, from a driving Borat’s popularity in the U.S. has Closer to home, theaters around mother Deirdre (played normal.
instructor to the Veteran Feminists. been large. The movie was the overall the Colorado School of Mines have brilliantly by Annette Ben- It’s tough
Despite a large welcomed many ing) who fancies herself a to talk about
fan-base, there students since famous poet, and an alco- Harold and
has been contro- opening night. holic father Norman (Alec M a u d e
versy on many While the comedy Baldwin) who eventually without giv-
fronts concern- of Borat was gener- abandons him. An adoles- ing away the
ing the content of ally enjoyed, some cent Augusten is, through plot’s cen-
Cohen’s film. viewers were more a series of twists and turns, tral surprise,
Part of the skeptical. eventually adopted by his but I will
posing come- “If you like mother’s say this: the
dian’s trip took South Park’s style eccentric film follows
him to visit of humor, there is a (to say Harold (Bud
some members good chance you’ll the least) Cort), an
of a fraternity at like this movie,” therapist adolescent
a university in said David Wilson, Dr. Finch boy from a
South Carolina. a sophomore at (Brian wealthy family who, in an
The production Mines. “If you find Cox) and effort to get his mother’s at-
crew recruited that kind of humor his kooky tention, is constantly staging
the men and, af- offensive or dis- family. his own elaborate, gothic,
ter some drinking gusting, you should This mock suicides (she pays
and release waiv- probably skip it.” m a y him no attention). In fact,
ers, gave them a Borat is still sound Harold is quite lost in life
spot with Borat number one atop like high until he meets Maude (Ruth
for a portion of the charts, head- drama, Gordon), a woman substan-
the movie. ing into its second but in tially older than he. Maude
During the ex- week. Without a fact the teaches Harold how to relax
perience, the ine- doubt, this movie film is and have fun, and the two
briated college has caused a stir m o r e become close, er, friends.
students made that shows no signs a dark
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Taboo indeed.
several racist and of dying down any- comedy than anything. The characters Harold and Maude makes a perfect
sexist remarks. time soon. are so outrageous that they are both companion to Running with Scissors:
These statements tragic and comedic. For instance, in both are cut from the same cloth.
appeared in the one scene, Deirdre has moved every They remind us that families come in
final production Courtesy wikipedia.com piece of tableware the family owns out all shapes and sizes, and they under-
and, even though Borat was released to theatres a week and a half ago amid wide- onto the lawn for a “moonbath,” so score the ability of the human heart to
the names of the spread controversy and protest. that it may be cleansed of Dr. Finch’s transcend the boundaries of sex, age,
“energy.” One would cry at Deirdre’s and bloodline. They also suggest the
pathology if it weren’t so, well, funny. resilience of the human spirit in the
--NOW SHOWING AT MINERS ALLEY PLAYHOUSE-- And, of course, the audience can take face of heartbreaking abandonment

Amahl & The Night Visitors Directed by Robert Kramer


heart in the fact that, though he fought and lots of familial quirkiness. If you
severe alcoholism along the way, have time before finals, take some
Burroughs grew up to be a successful time to check out both movies: you
Musical Direction by Boni McIntyre author himself. won’t be sorry.
Accompanied by Travis Yamamoto I’m often wary of adaptations of
popular memoirs to the screen; my
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November 15, 2006 Page 7

Get To Know Ollabelle COMING SOON...


A Review Of Their Second CD ‘Riverside Battle Songs’ -MAC pres-
By Scott Bromley blend of vocal harmonies with the chord progression. The song then us,” says Fiona. “When we made the
Entertainment Editor variety of background instruments builds to a powerful breakout in the first one, we weren’t really a band, ents Beerfest
and melodies lend themselves to a first line of the chorus with the man- and our collaboration was new and a in Ballroom A
At first glance this CD was not very chill and flowing record. It’s dola, accordion and dobro providing little timid. Now, three years down the
impressive. It seemed like another easy to envision driving through the a mysterious and bluegrass-esque track, there’s been a natural evolution tomorrow at
underground band with no talent desert with this album playing in melody to punctuate it. It offers a great in both the music and our personal 9:30 pm.
and no direction. the background, example to the rest of the album of the relationships, and I think that you can
However, the first providing a great bandmates’ vocal and instrumental in- hear that on this record.”
blues guitar riff that soundtrack. terplay, mining an evocative palette of Glenn Patscha (vocals, keyboards, -Alice In
opens the 1 st song The name “Ol- acoustic and electric textures blended accordion) explains his impression of Chains plays
“See Line Woman,” labelle” origi- to form a deeply expressive song. the album, its title and its meaning:
immediately opened nated from the The band does a great job combin- “To me, they’re all battle songs. Life the Fillmore on
my mind to give it a rural songstress ing each of the individual’s styles and isn’t easy, and the good things in life the 20th.
chance, because if Ola Belle Reed, vocals within are truly worth
it starts with such a an obvious large the myriad “At the end of the day, we fighting for. The
unique riff, the rest influence on the of instru-
will all wind up by that river tricky part is that -Tenacious D
is worth a listen. band. “High on ments they these big battles
This is the New a Mountain,” bring to the and will have to reckon with happen within visits Denver
York based Quintet the second song table. Each
our own truths.” every person, on the 22nd.
second album fol- on the album, is song tries to not across the
lowing their self- Courtesy ollabelle.net a cover of the showcase the street or across
Ollabelle’s Second CD ‘Riverside
titled debut in 2004.
Battle Songs’ was released over
song originally vocal talents of each band member, the ocean. At the end of the day, we -Panic! At the
I haven’t heard their
the summer on the Verve label.
written by her. and with at least nine different instru- will all wind up by that river and will Dicso comes
first album, but this The best song ments and five different vocals blend- have to reckon with our own truths.”
album seems very on the album is ing together to form the 13 songs on Riverside Battle Songs’ compelling the 28th to the
mature. It’s obvious these members “Dream the Fall.” It starts out with a the album, one has to appreciate the songcraft and organic performance Fillmore.
are deep into their music and know progressive, spinning guitar picking difficulty of the task. Fiona McBain demonstrate the potent musical and
exactly how they want it to sound. melody behind Amy Helm (daughter (vocals, guitars) comments on the personal rapport that seem to fuel the
The music itself is a fairly distinc- of legendary drummer Levon Helm morphing of the five individuals to band’s creativity. -FAC brings
tive and unique blend of gospel, blues, of The Band) singing a slowly ris- the collective band as a whole. “The
bluegrass and country. The tasteful ing and falling melody to match the new record, to me, sounds more like Bernadette
Pauly on Friday

Arriving Shortly December 1st

...the Movies You’d Kill To See And -All-American


By Chase Hoffman Rejects play
Asst. Editor-In-Chief Those That Will Die In Theatres... the Fillmore on
Release Date: November 17th This one should be above average. Impression: There’s a neat little plot teresting movie with huge star power. Dec. 10th.
There’s no ridiculous fantasy world here and a pretty decent cast. Tony It looks like it might bring something
Casino Royale where Cars are alive yet there are no Scott has a distinct style that can new to the table that surrounds the
20th Century Fox people. I think you should know what get the job done, but no guarantees. mytique and mystery of JFK’s death.
Action to expect here. Expect something similar to the style MAC NOTES
Rated PG-13 of Domino. Tenacious D in ‘The Pick of
By Becca Hubis
Let’s Go to Prison Destiny’
Starring: Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Universal Pictures The Fountain New Line Cinema
Guest Reporter
Judi Dench Comedy Warner Bros. Pictures Comedy Bored? Need something to do?
Directed by Martin Campbell Rated R Drama Rated R Fed up with CAPA and Calc? Well,
Rated R DON’T FRET! The Mines Ac-
Summary: This is a prequel to the Starring: Dax Shepard, Will Arnett, Starring: Jack Black, Kyle Gass tivities Council has got lots of great
Bond series. It begins with James Chi McBride Starring: Hugh Jackman, Rachel Directed by Liam Lynch events still left this semester!
earning his 00 title, and his mission Directed by Bob Odenkirk Weisz On Thursday, November 16th
is to track down a known terrorist in Directed by Darren Aronofsky (also Summary: Jack and Kyle form the we will be showing the hilarious
Madagascar. As he learns more, he Summary: In order to get revenge, directed Requiem for a Dream and band, Tenacious D, and seek to be the Beerfest. On November 30th we
shifts priorities to take out a “banker” John Lyshitski (Shepard) manages to π) best rock band in the world. In order to will be showing the ever clever
who helps finance international ter- get the son of his enemy behind bars. help them achieve this goal, they must Will Ferrell in Talladega Nights:
rorism. On top of that, he also joins him in Summary: A conquistador from the attain the ‘Pick of Destiny.’ The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. Our last
order to rub salt in the wound. 1500’s has discovered the Tree of Life movie of the semester will be World
Impression: Many are skeptic about and is trying to understand its myster- Impression: Honestly, Jack Black Trade Center on December 7th. All
this new guy, Daniel Craig. He may Impression: A shameless prison ies so that he can is a great actor. movies are in Ballroom A at 9:30
not be Sean Connery or Pierce Bros- comedy... expect all the typical jokes. save his love. He’s funny, ver- PM, and, as always, we will have
nan, but I give you my word you will There should be some gems here and satile and unique, free popcorn and 50 cent sodas!!
love this film like all the other Bond there, but overall it might be kind of Impression: Dar- but I carry seri- We also have one more FAC
films. bland. ren Aronofsky is ous doubts for this semester. Free food, one dol-
unlike any other this film. If you’re lar beers, and endless laughs, what
Release Date: filmmaker. He not familiar with more could you ask for?! Come
Happy Feet November 22th brings a strange Liam Lynch, go see the hilarious Bernadette Pauly
Warner Bros. intensity to his see some of his lit- December 1st in the I-Club. Food
Pictures films that most tle whacky shorts starts at 4PM and the show starts
Children Déjà Vu people are not and listen to his at 5PM.
Rated PG Buena Vista familiar with. goofy songs. With all these events still left
Starring: Elijah Pictures I sincerely ex- this semester, how can anyone even
Wood, Brittany Action/Drama pect this film to Deck the Halls think about being bored?! We hope
Murphy, Hugh Rated PG-13 a bit of a mind 20th Century to see you there!
Jackman bender. Fox
Directed by Starring: Den- Comedy
George Miller zel Washington, Bobby Rated PG
Paula Patton, MGM Pictures
Summary: In the James Caviezel Drama Starring: Matthew
penguin society, Directed by Rated R Broderick, Danny
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lovers find their Tony Scott (also DeVito, Kristin
mates through directed Man on Starring: Anthony Hopkins, Demi Chenoweth
song, but one pen- Fire and Dom- Moore, Sharon Stone Directed by John Whitesell
guin is different. ino) Directed by Emilio Estevez
Mumble (Wood) Courtesy impawards.com Summary: Two neighbors become
has no talent for Summary: ATF Summary: This historical re-enact- unnaturally competitive in their
singing, but when it comes to dancing, agent (Washington) has been intro- ment of the assassination of JFK demonstration of Christmas spirit.
he can tear it up. duced to a special government agency particularly surrounding the 22 other Lunacy ensues.
that tries to prevent crime that already guests at Ambassador Hotel.
Impression: Here’s the periodic happened. Impression: Ok, folks... this has been
computer animated children’s film. Impression: It seems like a fairly in- done over and over and over again.
Courtesy MAC
SKIING AND SNOWBOARDING
Page 8 November 15, 2006

Early Just The Breckenridge


Dates Open: 11/10/06 - 04/22/07*
Base Elevation: 9,600 ft.
Loveland
Dates Open: 10/14/06 - 05/01/07*
Base Elevation: 10,600 ft.

Storms Basic Facts


Summit Elevation: 12,998 ft. Summit Elevation: 13,010 ft.
Snowmaking: 565 acres Vertical Drop: 2,410 ft.
Lift Capacity: 40,680 riders/hour Snowmaking: 160 acres
Total Skiable Area: 2,358 acres Total Skiable Area: 1,365 acres

Bring
Longest Run: 3.5 miles Longest Run: 2 miles

Arapahoe Basin Buttermilk Snowmass


Base Elevation: 10,780 ft. Dates Open: 12/09/06 - 04/01/07 Dates Open: 11/23/06 - 04/15/07
Summit Elevation: 13,050 ft. Base Elevation: 7,870 ft. Base Elevation: 8,104 ft.

Early
Vertical Drop: 2,270 ft. Summit Elevation: 9,900 ft. Summit Elevation: 12,510 ft.
Jack Afleck/Vail Resorts Snowmaking: 125 acres Vertical Drop: 2,030 ft. Vertical Drop: 4,406 ft.
Eager skiier cuts through new pow- Lift Capacity: 8,700 riders/hour Snowmaking: 108 acres Snowmaking: 185 acres
pow (powder to the layman) Total Skiable Area: 490 acres Lift Capacity: 7,500 riders/hour Lift Capacity: 31,080 riders/hour

Skiing
Longest Run: 1.5 miles Total Skiable Area: 435 acres Total Skiable Area: 3,128 acres
also scheduled to open November 3.
As of noon today, it is still snowing Longest Run: 3 miles Longest Run: 5.3 miles
heavily in Colorado’s high country.
Aspen Highlands Copper Steamboat
Front Range resorts are reporting
Dates Open: 12/09/06 - 04/01/07 Dates Open: 11/03/06 - 04/15/07 Dates Open: 11/22/06 - 04/22/07*
the most overnight snowfall in the
Courtesy Colorado Ski state with more than two feet of
Base Elevation: 8,040 ft. Base Elevation: 9,712 ft. Base Elevation: 6,900 ft.
Country Summit Elevation: 11,675 ft. Summit Elevation: 12,313 ft. Summit Elevation: 10,568 ft.
snow blanketing the mountains this
Vertical Drop: 3,635 ft. Vertical Drop: 2,601 ft. Vertical Drop: 3,668 ft.
morning. The northern and southern
10/26/06 - As yet another mon- Lift Capacity: 6,500 riders/hour Snowmaking: 380 acres Snowmaking: 438 acres
portions of the state have a received
ster early season snow storm works Total Skiable Area: 1,010 acres Lift Capacity: 32,324 riders/hour Lift Capacity: 32,158 riders/hour
as much as a foot of new snow in the
its way across Colorado today, ski Longest Run: 3.5 miles Total Skiable Area: 2,450 acres Total Skiable Area: 2,965 acres
past 24-hours.
resorts from around the state are The entire state of Colorado is Longest Run: 2.8 miles Longest Run: >3 miles
reporting huge overnight snowfall currently under a winter storm warn-
accumulations and revising resort ing with portions of the state under a Aspen Mountain Eldora Vail
opening dates. blizzard warning throughout the day. Dates Open: 11/23/06 - 04/15/07 Dates Open: N/A Dates Open: 11/17/06 - 04/15/07
Wolf Creek Ski Area has received Snowfall is anticipated to continue Base Elevation: 7,945 ft. Base Elevation: 9,200 ft. Base Elevation: 8,120 ft.
5.5 feet of natural snowfall since this afternoon; however sunshine is Summit Elevation: 11,212 ft. Summit Elevation: 10,800 ft. Summit Elevation: 11,570 ft.
September 15. As a result, the ski anticipated for the coming weekend. Vertical Drop: 3,267 ft. Vertical Drop: 1,600 ft. Vertical Drop: 3,450 ft.
area will be opening a week earlier Arapahoe Basin, Loveland and Wolf Lift Capacity: 10,755 riders/hour Total Skiable Area: 680 acres Snowmaking: 390 acres
than originally planned. Tomorrow, Creek will be the only ski areas in the Total Skiable Area: 673 acres Longest Run: 3 miles Lift Capacity: 53,381 riders/hour
Wolf Creek will celebrate its earliest country offering skiing and riding this Longest Run: 3 miles Total Skiable Area: 5,289 acres
opening in resort history and will be holiday weekend. Longest Run: 4 miles
the third resort in the country to open If early season snowfall is any Beaver Creek Keystone
for the 2006-07 winter season. After indication of the coming season, Dates Open: 11/22/06 - 04/15/07 Dates Open: 11/10/06 - 04/15/07 Winter Park
receiving more than three feet of Colorado is headed for a banner year. Base Elevation: 7,400 ft. Base Elevation: 9,300 ft. Dates Open: 11/15/06 - 04/15/07
snowfall this month alone, Keystone Resorts across the state are reporting Summit Elevation: 11,440 ft. Summit Elevation: 12,408 ft. Base Elevation: 9,000 ft.
Resort announced today it has revised above-average snowfall for the month Vertical Drop: 4,040 ft. Vertical Drop: 3,128 ft. Summit Elevation: 12,060 ft.
its opening date and will open one of October. Year-to-date snowfall Snowmaking: 635 acres Snowmaking: 684 acres Vertical Drop: 3,060 ft.
week earlier than previously sched- totals include: 73 inches at Loveland, Lift Capacity: 31,539 riders/hour Lift Capacity: 33,564 riders/hour Snowmaking: 299 acres
uled. The resort will now open Friday, 65 inches at Wolf Creek, 60+ inches at Total Skiable Area: 1,805 acres Total Skiable Area: 3,148 acres Lift Capacity: 36,920 riders/hour
November 3. Copper Mountain is Aspen, and 53 inches at Telluride. Longest Run: 2.75 miles Longest Run: >3 miles Total Skiable Area: 3,060 acres

Let it Snow, Let it Snow


Longest Run: 4.5 miles

*dates subject to change.

Average Yearly Snowfall for Each Ski Park


Winter Park 370

Vail 346

Sreamboat 337

Snowmass 300

Ski Cooper 250


400
Loveland

Keystone 230

Eldora 300

Copper
280

Buttermilk
200

Breckenridge
300

Beaver Creek
310

Aspen Highlands
300

367
A-Basin
0

50

100

150

200

250

300

350

400

Snowfall (in)
SKIING AND SNOWBOARDING
November 15, 2006 Page 9

Did you hear an Echo?


By Lily Giddings
Staff Reporter
Anxious to get out there and
enjoy the winter sports, but don’t
want to drive all the way to one of
the big mountains to get that quality
experience? Why not check out Echo
Mountain Park? It is 35 miles away,
so getting some good runs in and get-
ting back in time to finish homework
is quite feasible. That is, if you plan
on leaving early: Echo’s slopes are
lit for night skiing, so the fun doesn’t
have to stop when it gets dark.
The park was designed by Planet
Snow Tools, a prestigious snow park
design company. Built on a small
resort from the ‘70’s, the park has Courtesy Echo Mountain Park
one lift that services all of the runs. A skillful skiier going through the daily grind at Echo Mountain
Though the park does not have many Park.
runs yet, they continue to expand and does not make it inferior to larger
small park is the price of tickets. On
improve, adding new features to the parks in snow, however. Echo is
weekdays, patrons can get tickets
existing runs. fully equipped with snow-making
for $25, $20 after 4 pm, and $35 on
Echo Mountain Park opened facilities, to complement the 200 to
weekends. The passes are an even
in January 2006, as a small park 225 inches of natural snow a year.
better deal: Echo doesn’t set blackout Courtesy Benjamin Teschner
focused on becoming an outlet for Larger resorts include runs, and
dates, so riders can use the passes Nichole Sherrill gets locked and loaded before her start atop Winter
the freestyle techniques that have lifts, for all levels of experience.
whenever they have the time to take Park.
become more popular for skiers and Echo has two lifts, a triple chair, and a
a few runs.
surface lift with access to all runs, for

Ready, Set, Ski!


snowboarders today. The 240-acre Echo Mountain Park opens on
park may seem small when compared experienced riders. Because Echo is a
November 22nd, but tickets and season
to resorts such as Breckenridge, Cop- terrain park, riders should be prepared
passes are on sale now. A range of
per, Keystone, or Arapahoe Basin, but to sign the season waiver.
prices and options for passes should
Echo Mountain is an institution solely Features include a super pipe,
satisfy the budgets of any avid riders.
for those who like to practice jumps, jumps, rails, and boxes, all in a range
For more information on tickets and
tricks, and other terrain park-only of sizes. Riders can take advantage By Benjamin Teschner women’s team, has experienced an
the park itself visit www. echomtn-
techniques. of the park from 10 am to 9 pm ev- Ski Team President enormous amount of success in the
park.com.
Just because Echo is smaller ery day. Another perk of skiing at a past few years. They have consistently
It’s a cool fall afternoon on the qualified for the regional competition,
Colorado Front Range. South of CSM and sent individuals to the national
at the Red Rocks Amphitheater, the meet.

279*
sun has slipped behind the mountains This year, despite having a young
and a cool breeze comes down from team, the Mines skiers are aiming to

$
the hills. As tourists snap photos of qualify for this year’s regional com-
the historic concert venue, a small petition at Red Lodge in Montana. A
group of Mines students are finishing small group of team veterans, includ-
up their “stairs” workout. Andrew ing Nichole Sherrill, Bryan Babcock,
Hudson, a freshman, lifts his shirt Cassi Roe, and Ben Teschner are
to wipe the sweat from his brow and
A-Basin Bonus Pass
leading a promising group of young
takes a big swig from his water bottle. skiers into this year’s season.
“This place kicks my butt every time,”
includes 5 ski days at
This year’s promising freshmen
he says. include, Melinda Bartel, Ashley Story,
He and the other 14 members of Lucas Moore, Rick Thomas, Andrew
Keystone or Breckenridge, the ski team have been actively pre- Hudson, Daniel Dudley, Max Ber-
one of which can be used paring for the upcoming season by glund, and Kathleen Lyon, last year’s
working out at Red Rocks, as well as Colorado high school state champion.
at Vail or Beaver Creek** in the weight room, the soccer field, In addition to the new freshmen,

2006-2007
and the swimming pool. “When the Senior Matt Jameson has decided to
ski season comes, we’re going to be compete in his first year of collegiate
ready!” said Cassi Roe, a junior and racing. The team has also benefited
the team’s vice president. from the international exchange pro-

A-Basin Only Season Passes The team races in the United States
Collegiate Ski and Snowboard Asso-
ciation’s (USCSA) Rocky Mountain
gram, acquiring Esther Dieker from
Holland and Maan Alasfoor from
Oman for 2007.
*While supplies last; price subject to change. Conference (RMC), a division that As the snow flies, the team will
includes the likes of Colorado Moun- begin on-snow training in the eve-

Adult (Age 20 – 69) ............. $229 tain College, Fort Lewis, Colorado
College, Colorado State University,
University of Wyoming, the Air Force
nings, under the lights at Keystone.
The team would also be excited to

Youth (Age 15 – 19) ............. $159


see you at their meets this season, at
Academy, and the skiing powerhouses resorts all across Colorado.For more
University of Colorado and University information on the ski team, visit the

Child (Age 6 – 14) .................. $99


of Denver. Despite the stiff competi- team’s website http://www.mines.
tion, the CSM team, especially the edu/stu_life/organ/ski.

Price guaranteed through November 17th.


A-Basin pass holders receive 1 free day at Silverton Mountain, CO.
Valid Nov. 23, 2006- Jan. 14, 2007 and Apr. 5-29, 2007
Season passes are valid entire 2006/2007 ski season. Must show valid I.D. in order to purchase any age-restricted season pass. Season
passes and Vail Resorts ski days are not transferable & non-refundable.**Vail/Beaver Creek day not valid 11/24 - 11/25/06,
12/27/06 - 12/31/06 and 2/17 - 2/18/07

©2006 Arapahoe Basin. All rights reserved.

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∑ditorials
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Editorials Policy

THE OREDIGGER The Oredigger is a


designated public
forum. Student
editors have the
authority to make
all content decisions
without censorship
or advance approval.
oredig@mines.edu
Shaemus Gleason, Editor-in-Chief Chase Hoffman, Assistant Editor-in-Chief Julianna Sipeki, Business Manager Zach Aman, Editorials Editor
Scott Bromley, Entertainment Editor Bruce Bugbee, Sports Editor Konrad Klett, Assistant Sports Editor Jason Fish, News Editor
Hilary Brown, Features Editor Chris Phillips, Assistant Business Manager Sara Post, Copy Editor

The Necessity for


Global Warming Open Discussion
By Dr. Christian
Shorey
mass from mountain glaciers around the
world in the past century is supporting
evidence for this global warming. Thus,
Geology and it is safe to say that global warming is
Geological a fact and not really up for debate. The
Engineering Dept. remaining uncertainty lays with the

No Question on Ear th
question of whether this warming is
natural or human induced.
On Oct. 30, the New York Times The proposed mechanism for human
reported on a memo from Michael induced warming is the accumulation of
Palmer, the general manager of two TV CO2 and other greenhouse gasses in the
stations in Bangor, Maine, which in- atmosphere, mainly from the burning
By Dr. John D. Humphrey fuels began. structed his news staff to halt all stories of fossil fuels. Focusing on CO2, we
Geology and Geological Engineering A principal by-product of fossil related to global warming. His reasons must ask ourselves what observations
Dept. fuel combustion is carbon dioxide. for censoring these reports were: “a) we we should expect if this gas was truly
The amount of carbon dioxide in the do local news, b) the issue evolved from causing a significant proportion of the
atmosphere, as measured in parts per hard science into hard politics and c)
By Dr. Wendy Harrison million by volume (ppmV), has in-
observed warming of the past century.
Geology and Geological Engineering despite what you may have heard from Most obviously, we should expect to see
creased from a pre-Industrial Revolu- the mainstream media, this science is far
Dept. an increase in CO2 in the atmosphere.
tion level of 280 ppmV (and relatively from conclusive.” The Mona Loa Observatory record
constant over the last preceding 1000 This story emphasizes one of the
The overwhelming majority of which inputs, outputs, and feedback shows an increase from 315 ppmv in
years) to over 379 ppmV today, an difficulties scientists have in commu-
climate scientists agree that the exist among the atmosphere, ocean, 1959 to the present value of 380 ppmv.
increase of about 35% in the last 140 nicating what we know about global
Earth’s climate is changing and that biosphere, and land surface. These We should also see a correlation
years. The present concentration of warming, namely that it is not simply
surface-air temperatures and ocean interactions make a system that is between past CO2 concentration and
carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is a scientific issue. Global warming in-
temperatures are rising. The global difficult to characterize in total. How- global temperature. CO2 measurements
now more than 27% higher than it has volves social, political, and economic is-
community and policy makers have ever, there are some simple physical in ice cores show concentrations of ap-
been at any time over the past 650,000 sues as well. I have no problem with Mr.
been provided a superb summary of constraints that virtually all scientists proximately 280 ppmv in the centuries
yr (as measured by gas bubbles Palmer’s first reason for silence, but his
the findings of hundreds of scientists can, and do, agree upon. Of primary prior to the widespread use of fossil
trapped in ice cores from Greenland second incorrectly implies that the issue
in the Third Assessment Report (2001) importance is the physical behavior fuels, and has ranged between 182.2 and
and Antarctica), and likely more than has evolved away from science, and the
by the Intergovernmental Panel on Cli- of the principal greenhouse gases: 298.7 pmm over the scale of hundreds
it has been over the past 20 million yr. third is terribly misguided. No science
mate Change (IPCC - www.ipcc.ch). water vapor, carbon dioxide, nitrous of thousands of years while varying
Methane and nitrous oxide show very is conclusive. Theories are accepted in
In this and previous reports, the IPCC oxide, and methane. These gases are proportional to temperature. Though
similar trends: methane has a 1750 AD the sense that the majority of scientists
clearly documents increasing global transparent to short-wave radiation correlation should not be assumed
concentration of 600 ppb and a mod- involved agree that it would be perverse
temperatures over the past century of incoming from the Sun (visible light to mean causation, the connection is
ern concentration of 1873 ppb, while to withhold provisional consent.
a rate and duration much greater than and ultraviolet radiation). However, compelling in the light of greenhouse
nitrous oxide has increased from 270 The majority of scientists involved
in any of the past nine centuries. The they strongly absorb long-wave, in- gas science.
ppb to 319 ppb over the same period. in the issue of climate change believe
issue is not whether global climate is frared (i.e., heat) radiation. Further, Lastly, climate models have achieved
There is no doubt that human activities that it would be perverse to withhold
warming, but rather the issue is how as the atmospheric concentration of sufficient accuracy to simulate the global
are responsible for these increases in provisional consent from the idea that
human activities, such as burning of greenhouse gases increases, greater climate over the past century. Anthro-
fossil fuels, deforestation, and agricul- amounts of heat energy are absorbed. Continued on Page 11 humans are causing a warming of the pogenic forcing is not only essential to
ture, and natural causes are balanced The major concern here is that as troposphere (the lowest atmospheric these simulations, but clearly dominates
in driving those changes, and what ac- the concentration of greenhouse layer). This might be considered an over any natural forcing.
tions should be undertaken as a result gases increases, less heat energy is extraordinary claim, and thus requires The evidence for human-induced
of such warming. The world eagerly re-radiated back to space, and more is extraordinary evidence. The past few climate change over the past century
awaits distribution of the IPCC Fourth trapped within the Earth’s atmosphere, decades have seen the accumulation of is compelling, and to censor reports
Assessment in 2007. which will result in a warming of the this evidence. (on local news stations or at the federal
The Earth’s climate system is atmosphere. It is also agreed upon First and foremost is the global government level) because the case is
an enormously complex entity, in that the concentration of greenhouse surface temperature of the past century not conclusive is contrary to the scien-
gases in the atmosphere has increased which shows a clear warming trend over tific process, and potentially dangerous.
significantly since the Industrial that period. Climate change skeptics The case for climate change will only be
Revolution, when the burning of fossil have, in the recent past, questioned this conclusive when significant change has
record, but all further studies have sup- already occurred. Open discussion on
ported the warming record. The loss of the topic is one of the tools we need to
prepare for the possibility of the climate
change that is reasonably possible over
the coming century.
November 15, 2006 Page 11

Stay the Course Dear Editor,


I have a great deal of concern over
the page of the Oredigger devoted to

America Will Always Be an Addict State Rep. Gwyn Green. The Oredig-
ger ran an advertisement for Green and
printed a full page article singing her
praises, while her opponent’s name,
society regards that person as a Former State Rep. Ramey Johnson,
simpleton who lacks a realistic didn’t appear even once in that edition.
By Kevin Duffy self doctrine. These actions show that the Oredigger
Anyone who wishes to solve effectively endorsed Green as a politi-
Staff Writer
problems in this world must be a cal candidate.
realist with a touch of grandiose It’s no secret that Editor Zach
My grandfather once pre- Aman and Gwyn Green are both very
ideals. To look at a problem and
s en ted me w ith a p ro f ou nd ly liberal Democrats; Green’s 2004 plat-
define it as something that is not
influential notion, “I have to get form included practically no issues,
there is intellectually dishonest.
my fair-share of natural resources only a promise to act in a partisan
Human beings were not made
before everyone else does.” He fashion against the Republicans. The
to last on Earth forever or take
experienced the human condition reason she won in 2004 was because
residence here as our permanent
over the last 71 years of his life, liberal 527 groups sent out hundreds of
homes. Rather the Earth is to be
enough to be wise to the reality false negative advertisements against
cherished and used to support us
of the world. No one, including Ramey Johnson. Not to mention,
during our temporary assignment
my grandfather, rejects the notion Former Rep. Bob Schaffer (R-CO)
as flesh and blood. The time will
of global climate change or the sent negative advertisements against
come when the Earth can no lon-
fact that Earth contains a finite Johnson, because she was too moder-
ger support the human race. We
amount of resources. The real ate for his very conservative platform,
can do a multitude of things to “CO2, CH4, and temperature records inferred from Antarctic ice core and
question to global warming lies including Johnson’s rejection of the recent in situ measurements.” Courtesy Christian Shorey
extend that time, but never fully
not in the numbers, but in the Federal Marriage Amendment and
postpone it.
inevitable sociological ramifica- school vouchers.

Time for Change


As engineers and scientists at
tions of the issue. The consump- I agree with Aman on some issues
CSM, it is often too easy to view
tion of all Earth’s resources may and I praise his efforts in keeping this
the world in strictly black and
be a forgone conclusion. newspaper running, but his decision
white terms of statistical analy-
Utopian societies of economic to practically endorse Green in my
sis and scientific methods. The billions of dollars in new power plants
and social equality school’s paper is insulting to me and
world certainly By Isaac and transmission lines. Study after study
do not exist but for
one reason; human “Nothing short needs this analy- other Johnson supporters. In 2003, this
campus rejected Kale Franz’s conser- Silverman has shown that investments in energy ef-
sis, but the broader ficiency and renewable energy are potent
nature. The driv- of a severe tradegy vative, divisive resolution to endorse
problem is one of Environment job-creators.
ing force in global President Bush and the war in Iraq. As
warming, industri- or drastic economic
social dynamics, Colorado Global The best part is that these tools are
economic realiza- an independent voter, I believe that in Warming Associate available now. We don’t have to wait
alization and capi-
talism; the driving
downturn will shift tions, and spiritual 2006, the Oredigger staff should reject
for scientists to perfect a hydrogen car,
Aman’s liberal, divisive partisanship
force in capitalism, public opinion away
convictions. To ig- figure out how to bury carbon dioxide
nore these aspects in our newspaper, because these ac- As snow dusts the mountains and
the need to com- underground or develop a fool-proof,
pete for the best.
from consumption of the problem is to tions lower this paper to becoming no we head into another ski season here in waste-free nuclear reactor in order to get
ignore the problem better than a disgraceful 527 group. Colorado, we could all use some good
S c a r c i t y o f r e - and towards sus- The Oredigger should be the voice of news about global warming.
significant reductions in our emissions of
itself. The School global warming pollution.
sources has always
forced civilizations tainability.” of Mines does a our campus, not the voice of its lib- No, the news isn’t that global warm- How significant? A recent Environ-
first-class job of eral editors like the New York Times. ing is not happening. Unfortunately, it is.
to compete for the ment Colorado Research and Policy Cen-
researching alternative energy, The good news is that we can do ter report estimated that the United States
best, only now the competition is Sincerely, Chris Scherf something about it, using tools that already
climate patterns, mathematical can cut its global warming emissions by
beginning to reach an inescapably exist, and that our economy will likely be
models, and other theories. What nearly 20 percent in the next fifteen years
fatal conclusion; there is nothing --------------------------------------------- stronger – and our lives better – if we do.
good does this do if nobody real- through a pedal-to-the-metal strategy to
left to compete for. Science is clear that the world faces
izes the very real social ideology boost energy-efficient technologies and
To truly understand global Mr. Scherf, dramatic consequences–in the Rocky
of Western Society, in terms of renewable energy. Reductions on that
warming, one must realize that During the 2006 political season, Mountain West we should expect reduced
environmental policy? Students scale would be a sizable down-payment
we are warming up the Earth neither Green nor Johnson were con- snow-pack, drought, and more severe fire
and faculty alike need to strive on the larger reductions we will need to
because of our lifestyle choices. tacted. We were contacted by Repre- seasons–if we fail to rein in our emissions
for this critical understanding. achieve in the decades ahead if we want
If industrialization has taught us sentative Green in regard to advertising of global warming pollutants like the
In many ways, nothing short of to keep global warming in check.
anything, it is that the more we and an interview. We felt that denying carbon dioxide released from the burning
a severe tragedy or drastic eco- But we won’t get there merely by
produce, the more we consume, Green’s request based on Johnson’s of fossil fuels.
nomic downturn will shift public asking individual Coloradans to drive less,
and the more we love it! Why lack of participation would constitute But science is also clear that what we
opinion away from consumption weatherize their homes, and recycle. It’s
take the bus when I can drive? political discrimination. We also felt it do now to reduce emissions can make a
and towards sustainability. In time for Colorado’s leaders to put the full
Why save the rainforest when I would show political bias to disclose difference – not in stopping global warm-
the mean time, develop those power of American know-how and work
can buy stock in the company Johnson’s non-responsiveness. In the ing entirely, but in avoiding the worst
new technologies, develop those ethic behind the effort tackle global warm-
that destroys it? If humans were interest of neutrality, we chose to act consequences of a warming world.
wild theories about new energy ing at home and at the national level.
creatures of long-term ramifica- such that the printed material concern- We can do a lot to reduce emissions
sources, because one day soon Colorado’s next governor should set
tions, the answers to the above ing Johnson and Green reflected only with tools at our disposal right now. For
society will rely on all of those strong goals for reducing global warm-
might seem obvious. However, the requests of either candidate. example, automakers have technologies
products. We will rely on all of ing pollution here in Colorado. And the
the short-term gain represented on the shelf that would enable them to
them in a way that may very well legislature should help us meet those
by a non-environmental action The Oredigger Editorials Board make cars that go much farther on a gallon
determine the continuation of the goals. More than 70 candidates for state
almost always outweighs any of gas. America has the know-how to build
Human Race. So do not tread office have already endorsed The Plan
long term damage of said action. Shaemus Gleason, Editor-in-Chief houses, office buildings and factories that
lightly, the rest of the world is for Colorado’s New Energy Future which
And while those on a “personal Chase Hoffman, Asst. Editor-in-Chief use much less energy – and to retrofit our
counting on your new innovations calls for our state to double its use of re-
moral high ground” who wish to Julianna Sipeki, Business Manager existing buildings with energy-efficient
to save the world. newable electricity, biofuels, increase the
save the environment pay $10 Zach Aman, Editorials Editor technologies.
for organic lettuce, the rest of energy efficiency of our homes and busi-
We know how to build communities nesses, and invest in the development and

Looking Toward the Future


that provide residents with more options deployment of new energy technologies.
for how to get to work, school and shop- These steps will help put a significant dent
ping, without using their cars while also in Colorado’s global warming pollution.
saving them money. And we know how In Washington, momentum is finally
to get energy from the sun, wind and gathering for real solutions at the federal
Continued from Page 10 house gases, and that it is very temperatures, averaged over 3000 other natural forces. But right now, Europe level as well.
likely that 20th century warming m water depth, of 0.05°C in the and Japan are beating us to the punch,
greenhouse gases. Carbon dioxide Rep. Henry Waxman of California
contributed significantly to the last century generating more of their electricity from
and methane are released primar- and Sen. James Jeffords of Vermont have
following trends: While natural climate varia- renewable power each year using various
ily from combustion of fossil fuels introduced legislation that would commit
• A global sea-level rise of 10- tions have occurred throughout the technologies, many of which were devel-
and nitrous oxide comes primarily the U.S. to major reductions in global
20 cm in the past century 4.5 billion year history of Earth, it oped at the National Renewable Energy
from microbial degradation of warming pollution. By adopting those
• A worldwide increase of 1% is only since the Industrial Revolu- Lab right here in Colorado.
commercial nitrogen fertilizers goals – and using clean energy solutions
in precipitation over land tion that human activities have had By putting real muscle behind energy
applied to soils. to meet them – America can help stave
• A loss of sea ice draft (the part the power to significantly affect efficiency and renewable energy solutions,
It is the conclusion of the off the biggest environmental threat of the
of sea ice that is under water) of Earth’s climate. This issue should we can also address many of the biggest
IPCC, based on these rather simple 21st century, break our reliance on fossil
about 1.5 m since the 1960’s be a major concern of policy mak- problems facing our economy and our
physical constraints, that there is fuels, enhance our long-term economic
• A loss of Arctic sea ice vol- ers worldwide. The means for national security. Building more efficient
indeed an anthropogenic forcing and national security, and once again lead
ume of 40% since the 1960’s seeking “win-win” or “no regret” cars and driving them less means we’ll
of climate change. The Third the world as a positive force for environ-
• An increase in global mean solutions to the potential problems be less dependent on foreign oil. Cut-
Assessment states that warming mental change.
surface temperature of 0.4 to posed by global change will be ting our use of electricity and fossil fuels
over the past 50 years is likely Representative Udall and Senators
0.8°C in the last century a major policy focus in the next will leave us less susceptible to price
the result of increasing green- Salazar and Allard should cosponsor this
• An increase of ocean water decade. spikes and reduce the pressure to invest critical legislation.
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Flag Football, ‘Hutt Hutt Kick Butt!’ IM Schedule


Swim Meet (M/W)
Head Coach Softball beat Morgan 19-0 for the Deadline: 11/16
By Konrad Klett
Asst. Sports Editor
Defense championship on Monday, November Tourney: 11/18
Caleb “Coach Knockers” Ring
Stacie “Bam!” Larocque 6th. One player, Kaleigh “Pole” Starr,
The women’s flag football Team Assistant Coach Katie “Killer” Kocman
was unable to play due to illness, but
cheered the team on from the sidelines NBA Live ’07 (Open)
Softball has won their fourth champi- Travis Reilly Juliane “Anastasia” Von Pichl anyway. Deadline: 11/16
onship this season. The team is led by Melissa “Wheels” Stratton got
their two quarterbacks, Beth “Black Offense Megan “Fry” Freienmuth Tourney: 11/19
touchdown after touchdown on Mon-
Death” Skidmore and Bre “Mama” Tyler “Ty”Farley Jackye “What?” Lagen day to defeat Morgan.
Brennan. “Melissa’s got moves like Jackie Monster Dodgeball
“We are very competitive but Jenn “Donna” Newman Gina “G-Dawg” Ross
Chan, spinnin’ off people, jumping over (M/W)
we’re out there to just have fun,” Sara “Sporty” Van Lindgren obstacles, and flying down the field
Brennan said. Their uniforms consist like nobody’s business,” said Katie Deadline: 11/16
Taylor “Ducky” Cayou
of red and white baseball tees with Kicker Kocman. “She’s amazing to say the Tourney: 11/28
black under their eyes and sparkle on Marjorie “Marge” Cone least.”
their faces. Kathleen Lyon
Danielle “Puch” Pucherelli

Katie Kocman/Oredigger
Team Softball grins happily after their fourth straight championship win.

IM Gets XM
By Konrad Klett Welcome Back
The regional tournaments for
Assistant Sports Editor extramural flag football were some

Colorado School of Mines Students


weeks ago but Mines did not compete.
John Howard, the intramural Some of the problems with starting
sports director, has said that there is a flag football team are the size of
interest in both extramural basketball the field, and the different blocking
and flag football. School of Mines’ allowed at the line by NIRSA (as
region does not currently have a host opposed to what is allowed at Mines
school for basketball, and NIRSA, the intramural games). As of now, it is
national intramural recreational sports possible a team from Mines would
association requires one. When there play a few games against Colorado
is a host school, however, Mines will Christian College, but nothing is yet
send a men’s as well as a woman’s set in stone. If you are interested in
basketball team. either, stop by the IM office next to the
bookstore in the student center.

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Round ‘em Up and Hold ‘em Back


hold’em is to win pots, which is very Federal Trade Commission and other Many people believe that online
similar to other variants of poker. A federal financial regulators will be re- gambling should be regulated, rather
pot is the sum of money that is wa- sponsible for enforcement of this law. than completely banning it.
gered by the players during a hand. Civil and criminal penalty provisions People of the Poker Players Alli-
To win a pot, a player must form the will also be in place. In addition, law ance believe that online poker should
best five card poker hand out of the enforcement officials will work with be regulated because it will generate
seven cards available, or bet to cause Internet providers to block access to $3 billion in tax revenue. The same
other players to fold. online gambling web sites. people also believe that UIGA is un-
fair and that it will be ineffective.
Legislation At present, it is illegal for online
Politics is a high-stake poker game gambling companies to operate in the A majority of the internet gambling
in itself. In fact, online gambling lob- United States. It is also illegal for industry is almost entirely outside the
byists just lost a hand after Congress residents to place bets on the internet. United States. However, over half of
passed legislation to prohibit financial Although, many lobbyists think that its patrons live in the U.S. More than
institutions from making payments to the bill may not have much of an ef- 7.8 million Americans log onto inter-
online gambling sites. fect. Despite the law, a large percent- net gaming sites annually. Last year,
The Internet Gaming Prohibition age of online casinos still accept Visa, $12 billion in revenue was pocketed
and Enforcement Act was put into MasterCard, and PayPal. by online gambling companies.
action on September 30, 2006. This
act prohibits banks and financial insti- Acquiring direct jurisdiction Where to play?
tutions from processing payments for over internet gambling companies Students can play free Texas
By Katie Kocman Texas hold’em community card poker online gambling companies. is a difficult task. The internet is so hold’em poker tournaments at The
Staff Reporter became popular during the 1970s, However, state lotteries, fantasy widespread nowadays that it is not Spot on Tuesdays, and at the Blue
which is also when the first world sport leagues, horse races, and gam- difficult to gamble at home or in a Canyon Inn on Thursday nights.
History series of poker took place. It is played bling on Native American territories workplace. Those students who are 21 and
Texas hold’em poker has a dis- in most casinos in the United States are all exempt from the legislation. In The easy access to gambling sites over can play in Central City and
puted history. It is very likely that it because it the most popular poker addition, Congress passed a bill called can cause people to acquire a gam- Blackhawk.
was derived from a number of differ- variant game. the Unlawful Internet Gambling Act bling addiction and put more financial Brandon Crayne plays in Black-
ent origins and influences. Texas hold’em has no-limit bet- (UIGA). pressure on individuals. hawk and Las Vegas. Other free
In fact, it is documented that the ting and it is the main event in the This act is useful in trying to make In addition, it is easy for minors tournaments are held in bars in
concept of bluffing came from the World Series of Poker and the World anti-gambling laws easier to enforce to have access to these sites and it downtown Golden and Boulder. The
English game of brag. Poker became Poker Tour. against gambling done on the internet. is even easier to commit fraud over CSM Lacrosse team will be hosting
popular in the United States during UIGA was added to the end of the the internet. Putting the ban in place their annual poker tournament in the
the Wild West era and in Mississippi Objective SAFE Port Act. Legislation is more will take care of a lot of the issues. Spring.
River boat casinos. Texas hold’em is usually played concerned about port security during a However, if the ban is put in place,
Word has it that the earliest game with between 2 and 10 people. How- time of terrorism rather than disliking people with an addiction to gambling
of Texas hold’em was played in ever, it can be played with up to internet gambling. may be forced to deal with illegal
Robstown, Texas in the early 1900s. 22 players. The objective of Texas With the UIGA in action, the offshore entities.
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All Good Things Come to an End Season Recap

Western St Stifles CSM; Mines’ First Losing Season Since ‘00

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9/2/06
CSM, 21
Washburn, 41
Western St, 21
CSM, 13

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By Bruce Bugbee
9/9/06
Sports Editor CSM, 34
The Colorado School of Mines
Fort Hays State, 24
football team ended their season
with a 21-13 loss to conference rivals

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Western State last Saturday. Mines’
season record fell to 4-7 overall and
2-6 in conference play. This is the
9/16/06
Oredigger’s first losing season since CSM, 7
2000.
Mines was first to put points on the
Adams State, 26
scoreboard after junior kicker Aaron
Abel drilled a 37-yard field goal half-

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way into the first quarter.
Western State struck back during
the second quarter by taking advan- 9/23/06
tage of two misplays by Mines’ special CSM, 0
teams. CSM punt return specialist
Michael Curl misplayed a Western Chadron State, 57
State punt, which led to a fumble
recovery at Mines’ 1-yard line for

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the Mountaineers. Western State’s
Avionne James scored a touchdown 9/30/06
on the ensuing play.
On the Oredigger’s next posses- CSM, 69
sion, Mines’ punter Ryan Schletinge
was blocked and Western State recov-
OK Panhandle State, 0
ered the ball on Mines’ 1-yard line
and scored two plays later, making

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the game 14-3.
Both teams were held scoreless
Courtesy Western State Athletics
10/7/06
well into the second half until Mines’
Abel nailed his second field goal of Western’s Skylar Webster ended the Oredigger’s season after intercepting a pass in the endzone CSM, 16
the game with 12:39 to play, cutting
kick return touchdown of the season, the Western State 27-yardline. After ing loss, senior running back Bryan
NM-Highlands, 19
the score to 14-6.
Western State responded by add- bringing the game to 21-13. throwing three incomplete passes, Florendo ran for 135 yards on 27
ing another touchdown to the score- Mines’ offense was able to regain Mehl was intercepted by freshman carries, bringing his season total to

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board after running back Jon Watson possession with 51 seconds remaining defensive back Skylar Webster in 1018 yards rushing. Florendo is the
in the game. Senior quarterback Gar-
scrambled for a 13-yard run to put the
ret Mehl hit receiver Brent Dickinson
the end zone to end the game. Mehl
went 15-31 for 150 yards with one
first CSM player to run for more than
1000 yards since Lloyd Madden did
10/14/06
Mountaineers up 21-6.
Mines quickly answered when twice for gains of 34 and 13 yards interception. it in 1939. CSM, 10
to march the Orediggers down to In the midst of CSM’s season end-
Curl went 97 yards for his second Western NM, 6

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2006 Oredigger Football Stats 10/21/06
CSM, 31
Overall Team Stats Fort Lewis, 41
Avg. Pts Scored Per Game: 22.1

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Avg. Pts Allowed Per Game: 25.2
Avg. Yards Offense Per Game: 294.5 10/28/06
Rushing:..........111.4 CSM, 20
Passing............183.1 Neb.-Kearney, 14
Avg. Yards Allowed Per Game: 303.6
Rushing..........127.4

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Passing...........176.2 11/4/06
CSM, 22
Mesa State, 28
Individual Season Leaders
Rushing: Bryan Florendo, 1018 yards

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Receiving: Michael Curl, 516 yards 11/11/06
Passing: Garret Mehl, 1163 yards CSM, 13
Interceptions: Ben Tiller, 2 Mesa State, 21
Sacks: Marin Richardson, 6 sacks
Tackles: Hunter Wardlaw, 94 total
Season Record: 4-7
Chase Hoffman/Oredigger RMAC Record: 2-6
Coach Clem Grinstead shows a glint of frustration during CSM’s
final home loss of the season against Mesa State on Nov. 4
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November 15, 2006 Page 15

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly


Broncos Scrape by Despite Lackluster Offense; Denver 17, Oakland 13

Courtesy AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez


QB Jake Plummer led the Broncos to their seventh victory this
season despite throwing three interceptions on Sunday.

By Bruce Bugbee the fourth quarter.


Sports Editor “Down the road, no one will look
back and say how ugly this was,” said
The Denver Broncos continued Denver QB Jake Plummer who went Courtesy AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez
their AFC West domination with a 7-7 on the deciding touchdown drive Oakland’s Fabian Washington beat receiver Rod Smith to snag one of Denver QB Jake Plummer’s
17-13 victory over the Oakland Raid- despite throwing three interceptions three intercepted passes Sunday.
ers in Oakland Sunday. The Broncos earlier in the game.
improved to 7-2 overall with a 3-0 Oakland scored first when Lamont who is arguably the best off-season the second quarter, the score would help of a Jason Elam field goal.
record in conference play while the Jordan was able to scramble for a one addition for Denver this past year, remain stalemated at 13-7 until the This game was considered a “must
Raiders dropped to 2-7 overall and yard touchdown run halfway into the showcased his abilities by evading fourth quarter. win” for many Broncos fans in order
0-3 in the AFC West. first quarter. Denver answered back two Oakland defenders to score his Early in the fourth quarter Plum- for Denver to stay tied with confer-
Oakland, the team that many ex- on their last drive of the quarter when sixth touchdown of the season. mer nailed receiver Kyle Johnson in ence rival San Diego. Both teams head
perts have hailed as the worst team in Plummer, who started off shaky, hit After Oakland kicker Sebastian the red zone on what would be the de- into their meeting at Invesco Field this
football this season, gave Denver a Broncos’ receiver Javon Walker for Janikowski drilled two field goals of ciding drive of the game. The Broncos Sunday with 7-2 overall records and
scare by leading the game well into a 39 yard touchdown pass. Walker, 55 yards and 20 yards respectively in finalized the score at 17-10 with the tied for the lead in the AFC West.

Dust Off Your Spandex Orediggers Step It


and Let’s Get It On... Up a Notch
Men’s Cross Country
By Jason Harms have a couple of kids banged up, but least five wrestlers to qualify for the
Staff Reporter the program is going in a very good regional and national tournaments.
We also hope to produce a couple
Qualifies for Nationals;
direction.
The Colorado School of Mines
Q: What are the team’s strengths?
A: One strong aspect of the team
All-American wrestlers.
Q: Who would you say is “hot”
Women’s Finishes 12th
wrestling team has high hopes and who is “not”?
is we have most of our lineup back.
for this upcoming season. The A: Corey Swanson and Nathan respectively.
CSM wrestlers were 1-10 in dual
Our lineup last year consisted mostly By Bruce Bugbee
of freshman. Those guys now have Pilcher are two guys to watch this Sports Editor The top 15 scorers of the tourna-
meets last season with their only year. We don’t have anybody who ment were given All-Region honors.
a year of experience under their belt
win coming against New Mexico is “not hot.” The Oredigger’s men’s top five fin-
and I expect them to perform well. The Colorado School of Mines
Highlands. Mines also finished Q: As a coach, what are some ishes also included Ryan Miles’ 21st
Another strong point is our new re- men’s and women’s cross country
7th at the NCAA Division II West of the strong attributes you bring to place finish and Michael Rooney’s
cruitment class. teams competed at the North Central
Regionals. the table? 38th place finish.
Q: Talk a lit- Regional Championships on Nov. 4
Over the A: I have a very good knowledge The women’s team, which is
tle bit about this in Wayne, Neb. The women’s team
history of “We have a couple of year’s recruiting of the state of Colorado. I have
finished 12th overall while the men’s comprised of juniors and freshmen,
the program, coached in this state for thirty years,
Mines has cre- kids banged up, but the
class. Who are team finished 3rd overall. finished the tournament in 12th place.
the high prospects so I know a lot of the coaches and The women were lead by junior
The men’s team third place finish
ated 8 NCAA
Division II
program is going in a coming out of high the programs from around here. This
qualified them for the NCAA Division Serena Gardiner who posted a 47th
ultimately helps our recruitment place finish.
Champions, very good direction.” school? A: This year, process.
II National Championships, which
When asked about the women’s
42 All-Ameri- are to be held in Pensacola, Fla. this
we have five very Q: What will the coaches be do- overall sentiment for the season,
cans, and the Saturday.
strong recruits. All ing differently from last year to try junior Whitney Rice said, “The girl’s
outstanding wrestler at the 1993 The CSM men finished third with
five of them placed at their state tour- and improve this year’s team? team had a rough season. We had a
NCAA Division II Championship. 76 total points, falling behind Adams
naments and three of them have won A: We are spending more time lot of sickness and injury but we still
Despite the team’s busy sched- State’s 26 points and Western State’s
at least one state title. Geoff Meng was on strength training, weight train- managed to do pretty well. We are
ule, the Oredigger was able to sit 55 points. The top five men’s teams
a high school All-American wrestler ing, and improving mat wrestling. proud of how we did even though
down with assistant wrestling coach who competed at the tournament
and Brennen Knerr was awarded The team was at a minimum in it wasn’t exactly where we wanted
Mike Marsh to get some insight were rounded out by Minnesota State-
Outstanding Wrestler honors at the scoring escapes and reversals last to be.”
into this year’s team. Coach Marsh Mankato and Augustana College, all
Oklahoma state tournament. year, so that’s one area we wish to The six women’s teams that quali-
is in his second season with the of whom received bids to the national
Q: What are some of the expecta- also improve. fied to that national tournament in-
Orediggers. tournament.
tions the coaches have for this year? The wrestling team is back in cluded Western State, Adams State,
Q: How is the season going CSM men’s team was led by senior
A: We obviously want to win most action hosting the Jack Hancock UC-Colorado Springs, Augustana
so far? Joel Hamilton, who finished third
of our dual meets. The coaches want at Invitational on Saturday, Nov. 18 College, North Dakota, and Fort
A: It’s off to a positive start. We overall. Teammates Greg Reindl and
at 9:00 am. Lewis.
Larry McDaris finished 9th and 10th
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