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Wayland’s Changing Skyline

Recent construction on both ends of town have resulted in a changing skyline. To the north are two new homes. The one to the left was completed in 2007
and the owners, Laverne and Linda Messer, blessed our community this past Christmas with beautiful holiday lights & decorations. Next door neighbors
will soon be Kevin and Sheila Fort, whose new home is nearing completion despite the frigid temperatures. At the far right are the enormous Eichelberger
Milling bins north of town that house the bounty of Wayland area’s corn crop. The south, east and west portions of Wayland are also showing growth,
with the addition of new homes, duplexes, the completion of Parkview Home Expansion Project, and of course the east Wayland water project. New busi-
nesses in the form of Wagler Woodcraft is also taking shape in the Wayland Industrial Park. PROGRESS … It’s happening right here in WAYLAND!

Living on the Edge … Harpist at

Wayland
Living on the Edge … of a Four Lane Highway Church
A Life experience story by Helen Imhoff, Crawfordsville
We have a lot of adventures just living here on the edge of 218. Mostly we have people with car troubles that stop at Wayland Mennonite
our place in Crawfordsville. But recently one was a little more exciting. will be having a very
It was last month, Saturday, December 22, you probably remember what the weather was like—it snowed … it special guest on
blowed and the mess outside made it next to impossible to see to drive. Sunday morning
I watch the highway traffic a lot from my kitchen window, but that night I was messing with the computer and look-
February 17th at
ing out the window, too. It looked awful outside and I was thankful we were warm inside. One time when I looked out,
a car came from the south and crossed the highway into Crawfordsville, made a loop and went back across the highway, 10:30. Eduard
Klassen is a harpist,
made another loop and crossed the highway again onto our street. If the weather had not been so awful, that would have Parkview
seemed normal around here. Note: I won’t even mention the day a couple years ago when a car stopped to change speaker, and folk
drivers and a young guy got out of the passenger side of the car wearing a beautiful emerald green bridesmaid dress. Visitor artist. He was born
He had a bit of trouble keeping the dress on his shoulders, but otherwise he looked lovely. Anyway...back to my story. On February 5, 2008 and raised in
I went to the west window and watched as this small car stopped next to our driveway and under a street light. I kept KCRG-TV Meteorologist
watching, expecting someone to come to the door, but instead, they turned the car off. A man and his dog got out briefly
Paraguay, South
Kaj O’Mara (above) and
and the man retrieved some blankets from the trunk. Retreating back into the car, it seemed that he and his passengers his camera crew will be
America. Playing the
were settling in for the night—outside! It was supposed to reach 9 degrees that night. coming to Parkview harp has been his
I told my husband Jerry that he better go see if they needed anything. It took him for-ever to get “bungled” up (4- Home at 4:00 p.m. passion since a young
year-old granddaughter Lindsey’s word) to go outside. Our pup had chewed the ends off Jerry’s shoe strings and he They will be doing a age. His tours have
couldn’t get them back through the holes, and these were the only shoes that fit inside his overshoes. Finally, he had to live weather segment taken him to over 20
go out with the shoe tongues flapping as well as listening to my tongue flapping about hurrying up. Once outside he saw
from our new dining countries. He has
that the car had Tennessee license plates. He tapped on the window and the man was very reluctant to roll the window
down. Finally he did—just a little—and Jerry asked if they wanted to come in the house. They said no. They were
room/lounge. inspired people
Kaj wants to do a
going to wait a few hours for the storm to be over and then go on. Yeah, right! Maybe in Tennessee, but not this win- through his music in
question and answer
ter—not in Iowa. churches, schools,
segment during the
Jerry came back in alone. I paced and paced. I couldn’t stand to think of those southern people out in that car— colleges, concert
broadcast. We would like
freezing. I couldn’t handle the stress any longer so at 10:00 p.m., I said, “I’m going to bed.” Jerry must have shared my
fears, because he said, “We can’t leave them out there in this weather!” He stated that he was going back out and tell
to invite the community halls, and has been
to join us for an on radio and TV.
them that they had to come in. We had no idea how many were in the car, but that didn’t matter. So, he went through
afternoon/evening of This is one you won't
the shoe-overshoe ritual again, got “bungled” up, and went back out. He implored them to come in. He showed them
entertainment.
were our drive usually is and they drove in. Jerry made a path with his tongue-flapping shoes for them to walk behind. want to miss!
In the back door, entered a smiling forty-ish couple, Frank and Judy, daughter Megan, age 26, Grandma Thelma 89, and Plus maybe you will
even get to be on TV! Come to be blessed!
Sam age 13—the family dog. They were so glad to get inside where it was warm and where there was a bathroom. We
learned that they were on their way to Waterloo to spend Christmas with another daughter and family. They were such
nice people. Their story: Frank and Judy live in Vicksburg, Mississippi and are moving to Memphis, Tennessee.
Megan, lives and works in New York City and had flown to St. Louis where they picked her up. Grandma Thelma lives (Advertising Deadline)
in Shreveport, Louisiana, and was making her first trip to Iowa. Since we love dogs, it was fine for Sam to come inside THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 21st, 2008
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After visiting a short while, I started making beds for all. Thank goodness for an air mattress, an extra bed, and a (Publishing Date) WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27th, 2008
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in the mail we received a heavy box filled with pecans from Thelma’s back yard. What a treat! The Computer Gig at 217B W. Main, Wayland or with
Some people think we were crazy for taking a chance like that, but you get used to such experiences when you Live
Bev Conrad at
on the Edge — of a four lane. Wayland’s City Hall!
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In Our Little Town . . .
The Wayland Reporter Page 3 ~ January 30, 2008

TOWN TRIVIA…
Wayland Says “Good-bye” to Mail Carrier This Month’s Queries:
1) Where was the Wayland News printed in
From The Wayland News the 40’s and 50’s?
Through rain and snow, heat and humidity, rural Wayland residence can al-
ways count on one thing, their mail. 2) Where was Dr. Bud Wyse’s first dental of-
For 21 years, Joe Kauffman has driven from the wrong side of the car while fice?
delivering mail to the people of Wayland. Monday, December 31st, however, 3) What stood in lot across from Methodist
Kauffman said “so-long” to the postal service life and “Hello” to retirement. Church?
Kauffman’s career with the United States Postal Service began in 1974, when
he was a substitute carrier. Then in 1986 he took over as the full-time rural car-
rier out of the Wayland Post Office. Send in your answers to:
While there are no plans for Kauffman to leave Wayland, he is planning to The Wayland Reporter
spend lots of time with his wife Laurie and go “fishin’, fishin’, fishin’”. Big con-
gratulations to Joe on his retirement and best wishes for future catches in the
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Wayland City Hall
Photo by Beverly Conrad

City Council members (left to

right): Kevin Fort, Greg Rich (re-
elected) and Josh Miller (newly
elected) were administered the oath of
office by Mayor Brad Roth on De-
cember 19, 2007. Their 4 year term of
office began January 2nd, 2008.
Congratulations to these three. May
your time of service be enjoyable and
a benefit to our community.

LAST month’s query

Birth Announcements
Chris and Gina Petersen of
Reagan Lynn Johnston, Iowa proud parents
Petersen of their first child, Reagan
Lynn, born December 30,
2007. She weighed 6 lb 11 oz. and was 20 inches in
length. Reagan was born at Mercy Hospital in Des
Moines. Grandparents are Greg and Carol Graber
Crawfordsville; Dean and Mary Petersen, Audubon,
Iowa. Great Grandparents are Dwight and Mary
Graber Crawfordsville; Delmar and Alice Nitzsche
West Point, Nebraska; Ernie Petersen, Kimballton,
Iowa. Gina and Chris’s address is 4909 Prairie
Place, Johnston Iowa 50131.
Italian Translator Nearby????
In October, 2007, a special visitor came to Way-
land to prepare a Swiss-Italian documentary about
the USA and the upcoming election. The 25 minute
show, which featured many from Wayland area, was
shown on Swiss TV, and then posted to the Internet
on the television’s website.
VASCO DONES, producer and independent film-
maker, of Dones Media LLC, sent the following link where
the documentary can be viewed...alas...in Italian. However,
he is working on producing an English-speaking version
just for us to view. Until that arrives, if you want to view
this production, go on the web at: http://www.rtsi.ch/trasm/
falo/welcome.cfm?idg=0&ids=0&idc=24768 . It’s interest-
ing to see familiar faces on the web...even if they’re
“speaking” in Italian.
BAKE SALE
February 1st at Graphics
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For special orders contact
Jodi at 254-2366
or Lora at 256-2855
Thank You Notes Wayland 1948 Girl’s Glee Club
Alas, no one answered the QUESTIONS:
This poem was sent to me during Anna's hospitali-
zation and touched me deeply. Life is short and we
1) Can anyone fill in the blanks of missing names?
2) How many of these are current readers of The Way-
can't take it for granted. Share your love with land Reporter?
someone today. Thanks and keep those replies coming!
“The Sacred Address on Page 2 of each issue.
is in the ordinary...
in one's daily life...
in friends, family, neighbors...
on one's own backyard.”
Thank you for all the support we have received
through Anna's hospitalization and recovery. The
words seem so small, but it comes from the bottom
of our hearts. There is no way I can express the
gratitude I feel toward my community, friends and
co-workers. You have all done so much.
Anna is recovering great. She is a strong little girl
and definitely a miracle. God has something special
planned for her.
Thank you.
In God's love, Kelly, Alden & Anna Hartzler
ATTENTION LITTLE TYKES FAMILIES
OLD AND NEW
I would like to send out a BIG THANK YOU to
all the families that have supported me over the
years. Each and every one of you have touched my
life on so many different levels. Watching your chil-
dren grow and getting to know each and every fam-
ily has been a blessing for me. I can't express how
much it means to me that you allowed me to be a
part of your lives. Again thank you soooooooo
much for all you support and every please take care.
I will hope to see you all soon.
Sincerely Yours, Chastity Darts
 The Wayland Reporter Page 4 ~ January 30, 2008 Olds City Hall at 7:00 There was initial
PM. Others present: Rus- work done on the
Olds Community News sell Conrad. Budget.
by Marlys Fear The Council approved The next regular
the agenda and the previ- meeting of the Olds
ous meeting minutes. The City Council will be
OLDS Rob Zeglen took the oath Treasurer’s report from held Wednesday
CITY of Council members. Gay- Gaylon Fear was as fol- January 2, 2008 at
COUNCIL lon Fear accepted the po- lows. The Water Fund 7:00 PM at the Olds
sition as city Clerk notify- receipts were $6,601.40 City Hall.
Swearing ing the Council it will be with disbursements of Photos by Marlys
in of ad- his final two year term. $6,287.72. The Sewer Fear
ditional Mayor gave Gaylon the Fund had receipts of Right: Mayor
officers to final oath of office to $3,586.07 and disburse- swears in City
the city council was pre- which he has held since ments of $1,273.56. The Clerk.
formed by Mayor Mike 1974. The Olds City City fund had receipts of Right below: Coun-
Reschly December 28th at Council held their regular $4,778.49 and disburse- cil Members of
5:30. Brian Shelman and meeting January 2 at the ments of $5,780.14. Olds.

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BETHEL GREEN MOUND OUR CHURCH TRENTON UNITED
MENNONITE CHURCH OF GOD Pastor ~ Greg Stacy METHODIST CHURCH
CHURCH Reverend Jim Stott Southern Baptist Church Pastor ~ Jeff McPheron
Pastor ~ Phil Slabaugh 319-385-9016 Sunday service 10:30 a.m. Worship, 9:00 a.m.
Sunday School Sunday School 10:30 a.m.
319-256-8531 1474 Franklin Ave.
9:30 -10:00 AM Fellowship after worship.
EVERYONE WELCOME! Worship Service-10 AM. Wayland
Sunday Worship Services Everyone Welcome To Youth Group, Wed.7:00 EVERYONE
OLDS COMMUNITY The next meeting will
at 9:30 a.m. with Church vans can pick WELCOME!
Attend! NEWS continued: not be until March of
Children’s Church K-6 you up 2008. Members will re-
INDEPENDENT BIBLE
Contact numbers
UNITED CHURCH OF Chapter L of the
Sunday School at CHURCH CRAWFORDSVILLE ceive a call informing
10:45 a.m. Robert Wolf ~ Pastor Greg & Kathy Stacy at Presbyterian & United
National T.T.T. them of the upcoming
Sunday Evening Services 9:30Sunday Services 319-461-0576 or Methodist Churches Society event.
a.m. Sunday School 319-256-2463
at 7 p.m. Pastor ~ Nancy Oehler Love Chapter L of the T.T.T. WACO
10:30 a.m. Church
(319) 658-2366 Society met Wednesday,
WEEKLY PRAYER 6:00 p.m. Choir
Women’s Club
6:30 p.m. Prayer Time SUGAR CREEK Choir 8:30 a.m. January 5th at the Olds
MEETINGS Children’s Choir 9:15 a.m. The WACO Women’s
7:00 Bible Study MENNONITE CHURCH UCC Church at 7:00 PM
Sunday, 8:30 a.m. Wednesdays, 7:00 p.m. Teens, Pastor ~Nathan Luitjens Sunday School 9:30 a.m. Club met at Betty
for their Christmas Party.
Monday, 6 a.m. Adventure Club and Adult Bible 256-6061 Worship 10:30 a.m. Canby’s Winfield home
Karolyn Crawford, Viola
Everyone welcome! Study Christmas Open House 2-4 p.m. Tuesday, January 15 for
SUNDAY WORSHIP Monday, December 24— Crawford and Wilma
DOVE FELLOWSHIP 9:15 a.m.- Sunday School Christmas Eve Worship Service McAllister hosted the their regular meeting.
NEW LIFE UNITED
Pastor ~ Richard White evening of events. Pizza was ordered first.
METHODIST 10:10 a.m.- Fellowship 7:00 p.m.
Prayer Request Line Pat King called the meet-
PARISH 10:30 a.m. Worship Everyone was asked to
319-254-2333 WAYLAND attend wearing a Christ- ing to order immediately
Wednesdays Cottonwood, Finley
SWEDESBURG MENNONITE mas pin/brooch. following calling for roll
7:30 pm Bible Study Chapel, Wayland
LUTHERAN CHURCH Ruth Klopfenstein was call. Each of the 9 mem-
7:00 pm Youth Group Cottonwood bers answered if they
Sundays 9 a.m. Worship CHURCH ELCA Pastor ~ Pam Gerig invited to share her col-
Unruh lection and knowledge of planned a winter vacation
10 am Sunday School 10 a.m. Sunday School Pastor Steven and if so where.
11 am Worship Service Wayland SUNDAY WORSHIP Christmas Pins. Mem-
Zittergruen bers found it to be very The minutes and treas-
6 pm Evangelistic 9 a.m. Sunday School 254-2216 9:30 a.m. Sunday urer reports were given.
Service interesting and all proba-
10 a.m. Worship Sunday Schedule: School Preparations were made
bly went home to check
EICHER EMMANUEL Finley Chapel 9:30 AM Sunday School 10:30 a.m. Worship out the jewelry they have for the Easter Egg Hunt
MENNONITE 10 a.m. Sunday School 10:45 AM Worship Services in their possession. to be held March 22 at
CHURCH 11 a.m. Worship Community Men’s The hostesses then 1:30 at the Olds City
Service Holy Communion
Pastor ~ OLDS Prayer Breakfast served a beautiful Christ- Park. A poster will be
1st, 3rd & 5th Sunday made by Marlys Fear for
Herb Yoder UNITED CHURCH First Thursday of mas Poinsettia decorated
Feb. 6 Ash Wednesday, the Post Office to adver-
Sunday Schedule OF CHRIST Every Month cake made by Karolyn for
Pastors ~ Carl and
7 PM Service refreshments. tise the event. Each
Sunday School 7 PM Service each 6:30 a.m. at Wayland member will bring candy
Elaine Vass Midway through the
9:30 a.m. Wednesday during Lent Methodist in Wayland treats to the next meeting
Sunday School refreshments it was an-
Worship 10:30 a.m. Everyone is nounced to check the bot- at Pat Kings where the
9:30 AM WELCOME to
TRENTON tom of the plate their cake Easter Eggs will be filled.
FERN CLIFF Sunday Worship MISSIONARY attend! Meeting adjourned.
EVANGELICAL FREE 10:30 AM was served on. If it had a
CHURCH Poinsettia on it they were The President retrieved
CHURCH Sunday School 9:30 AM Olds Community
Pastor David Forrester to take home the Poinset- the Pizza that was or-
Pastor ~ Duane Sherman Worship 10:30 Calendar dered and all collected
202 1st Street, Trenton tia plant that decorated
Fellowship Time 8:45 a.m. Thursday, February 7 City Council February 5 around Betty’s dinning
(319) 986-2213 the serving table. Marie
Sunday School 9:10 a.m. 3:00 PM-Bingo with Lions Club February 12 room table to feast and
Morning Worship 10:15 Sunday School 9:30 a.m. Lowe was that special
Park Place LTCC Worship 10:30 a.m. First Responders socialize.
a.m. person.
Tuesday, February 12 Wednesday Night Bible February 12
Evening Worship 6:00 p.m. WACO Women’s Club
1:30 PM- Faith, Hope &
AWANA’s 7-8:30 p.m
WEDNESDAY Charity Circle
Study & Prayer, 7 p.m.
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Wednesday February 27
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 Swedesburg Lutheran Church The Wayland Reporter Page 5 ~ January 30, 2008

Calls New Pastor Minister’s

Swedesburg Lutheran Church, a congregation
just North of Mount Pleasant on Highway 218, an- Moments
By Jana Miller nounced that they have called Steven Zittergruen to
be their new pastor. Zittergruen's first Sunday at Humble Pie waiting for her order.
Swedesburg was January 27, where he was in- However, where she

Picture Perfect
By Pastor Dave Forrester
stalled at the congregation's worship at 10:45 a.m. parked caused her to hold
Pastor of Trenton
This is Zittergruen's first call as a pastor, and the up the cars directly behind
Missionary Church
people of Swedesburg are excited about his passion her, including a police
Whenever the kid’s birthdays roll What kind of pie do
for preaching and teaching as well as his youthful- car. The officer in the
around, I start thinking "picture tak- you like? There are so
ness and energy. squad-car flicked his
ing" time. I made the mistake of hav- many variations of this
Zittergruen is enthusiastic about ministering at lights, and when she did
ing a professional picture taken at a portrait studio of wonderful desert. There
Swedesburg Lutheran: "My wife, Lisa, and I can't not respond he arrested
my oldest child, Whitney, every three months until she are apple, raisin, mince-
wait to join this community. I look forward to help- the lady for dementia.
turned two, and then at the half and full year marks un- meat, banana cream,
ing Swedesburg Lutheran grow as the people of Later, after her story was
til she reached school age. The problem with doing this peach, pecan, and the list
God. I'm also excited about developing my own checked out, a greatly
with the first one, then obligated me to do it with each goes on and on. I used to
pastoral gifts in the midst of this strong congrega- humbled officer released
subsequent child. I would not have classified that as a tell people that there isn’t
tion." her.
problem if I had only had one more subsequent child. a kind of pie that I do not
However, it became a bit of an aggravation after two The Zittergruens live in Iowa City, where Lisa is I, myself, was greatly
enjoy. However, I have
more and a downright major annoyance after four more a student at the Carver College of Medicine. embarrassed recently
discovered there is a fla-
"subsequent children." Zittergruen grew up in Monona, graduated from when I was confronted by
vor that I do not particu-
It wasn’t that I didn’t want beautiful pictures of my MFL MarMac in 1998, and attended college at an authority figure while
larly enjoy; in fact, it is
beautiful children - quite the contrary in fact. I love pic- Valparaiso University, in Indiana, where he ma- going about my pastoral
very unpleasant. It is a
tures of them and I have a fortune wrapped up in candid jored in theology and philosophy and graduated duties. I had been given
type of pie very few peo-
camera pictures and photo albums of all of them. The with honors in 2002. After college he attended Lu- false information.
ple will ask for by name.
difficulties arose because of the policies and restrictions theran Theological Southern Seminary in Colum- Humble pie does not
You will never find it in a
that portrait studios have on their package deals to en- bia, South Carolina. He was awarded a Master of taste good at the moment;
recipe book. It is unlikely
sure they squeeze the most amounts of money possible Divinity degree in 2006. yet when properly di-
to be displayed on the
out of their unsuspecting, (or in my case, very suspect- gested it can allow us to
food network, and it usu-
ing) customers. her arms and announced, "Well, I think it’s a cute put on a virtue.
smile." ally will not be found in a
Only one coupon can be used per family per visit. If I Proverbs 11:2 says,
"Yes," I agreed, "It is a cute smile, it just isn’t her restaurant.
wanted to get a package deal for each of them, I would “When pride comes, then
smile. I don’t want the picture." The type of pie I am
have to make five separate trips. Since the three young- comes disgrace, but with
"Well, I think you should take it, it’s just fine, and referring to is humble pie.
est have close birthdays, I would like to have all their humility comes wisdom.”
then we can do the other six pictures. We’ve already Humble pie is never en-
pictures taken at the same time. I have already gone to Colossians 3:12 says,
been at this for twenty minutes." She replied and joyable at the time; yet, it
two different studios in the same day in order to get the “As God’s chosen people,
then had the nerve to check her watch, snap her gum can be beneficial for us as
best price. Gas prices make that ineffective as a way to holy and dearly loved,
in my face and start tapping her foot. My hackles followers of Christ.
save money. clothe yourselves with
rose. I don’t usually even have hackles, whatever There was an incident I
Now studios are completely computerized, so as soon compassion, kindness,
they are, but that day, I had them plenty, and that heard about on the radio
as they snap a photo, you have to look at the monitor humility, gentleness and
comment stood them all on end. that was embarrassing and
and decide if you want it or not, right on the spot. If you patience.”
"I do not like that picture. I will not buy that pic- humbling for the people
say no, it’s deleted, and they snap another one. If you
involved. A senior lady The flowers of Chris-
say yes, this will be the "package deal" portrait that you ture! She looks like she sat on a porcupine, that’s not
all right, that is not fine, that is a grimace, not a driving through tian graces grow only
will get. Usually this means one or two of the sizes you under the shade of the
smile, I’m the paying customer, we will be here McDonalds ordered salt-
really want, and eighty-five you don’t want or need. cross, and the root of
quite awhile, if that’s what it takes-" I stopped be- free French fries. She
The difficulty here is in deciding if you really like the
fake smile they’ve given you in that picture or what the cause I realized I was sounding like Dr. Seuss on too pulled over in front of the them all is humility.
much caffeine. The end result was that I bundled up drive-thru window while
odds are of getting a better one. It all relies on chance,
and a few other factors like, how tired the child is, how the kids, left the studio with no pictures at all and the
hungry the child is getting, how impatient the other kids grim determination that it would be candid shots Crooked Creek Christian Camp
are, how unhelpful the photographer is, and how from that day forth. Program Schedule 2008
stressed I am by this time. I was thrilled with the purchase of my first digital March 15: Lenten Quiet Day
A great photographer actually likes children, works camera about five years ago, and now, two cameras June 2-6: Staff Orientation
with the child, does silly things to get them to smile and and about fifteen hundred pictures later, it has been June 9-10: 1st-2nd Grade
has good suggestions for poses and is quick with the well worth the money. I have to smile and shake my June 11-13: 3rd-4th Grade
trigger button. A good photographer will do some goofy head when I pass by portrait studios, so happy I no June 15-20: 4th-5th Grade
things, but is more concerned how that looks to by- longer feel obligated to frequent them. June 22-27: 5th-6th Grade
standers than how it’s affecting the child, and while I may not have the polished pictures of perfection, June 29-July 4: 6th-7th Grade
they move along, they’re not too invested in the out- showing impeccably groomed, stiffly posed children July 6-11: 7th-9th Grade
come. A bad photographer on the other hand, sighs a with big smiles on their faces, but not reflected in August 1: Grandfolk & Littlefolk Day
lot, doesn’t do any interacting with the subject whatso- their eyes. The candid shots I have might show the August 1-3: Family Camp
ever, and waits too long to take the picture, even when scratches received from the kitties the day before, October 3: Senior Day
the mom is yelling, "Snap it, snap it now!" the raw areas where they picked off a scab when I December 6: Come to the Table
I seemed to get stuck with the latter more than the told them not to, the dirt on the clothes they weren’t
former. I think there were even a few that whipped out careful with, the hair that was finger-combed instead
the "Back in One Hour" sign and left work for the rest of brushed out, but it also shows the cheeky smile
that says they are up to something, the body lan-
Is the stress of
of the day when they saw me coming.
I remember getting in a somewhat heated argument guage that says they love me and the twinkle in the Winter Cold
eyes showing a little glimpse of their innocent souls.
with one photographer over a shot taken of a then two-
And I wouldn’t trade those pictures for a thousand
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I needed to accept that picture as my package deal and professional portraits. Call
then continue with the six required remaining poses. I Nothing makes me smile more than when three- Dr. Timothy Wilbanks
told her that the smile was not a natural smile of De- year-old Jaicey shoves my camera in my hand with a
laney’s, and it didn’t look anything big smile and says "Mommy, take a ‘cheese’ of me."
like her. The photographer folded Copyright @ 2008 Jana Miller 1-888-343-3236
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The Wayland Reporter Page 6 ~ January 30, 2008

Parkview Mayor Brad Writes

Jan. 7, 2008: Zero to 60 is a term used in the
auto industry, usually of how many seconds it
takes for an automobile to get from 0 to 60 mph.
We are going to use the term in a different per-
spective today. The temperature went from 0 to
60 degrees in a matter of a few days. The snow
reserve we had also ran down the drain. During
the couple of weeks over Christmas and New
Years we had a lot of winter. It’s much more
bearable now.
The Railroad street project is now completed.
The street has a lot of mush on it; snow removal
removed some of it but there is still plenty left.
Hopefully the rain will work some more of it off.
The City will be adding rock from time to time
to the low spots where the street was dug up.
The actual street construction will probably be-
gin in May. The City wants to thank everyone
for enduring the inconvenience over the last few
months.
The City received some very nice comments
on how well the snow was cleared off the streets
on weekends let alone over Christmas and New
Years. Thanks to Barry and Randy and the vol-
unteers that helped them in wee hours of the
morning when there was no traffic. They all did
a super job. It’s great to get positive comments.
Its seems like its always easier to make negative
comments than positive ones. We accept the
negative comments and thank you greatly for the
positive ones.
Jan. 14, 2008: It’s kind of pleasant to watch
During the Christmas Holidays the TV at night now after all the politicians have
staff and residents at Parkview Home moved to other states. There is a lot less com-
enjoyed various parties and celebrations mercials, and it’s even a pleasure to answer the
of the seasons. A visit from Wayland’s
phone again without a recording wanting you to
own Santa (Doc Rugg) was the high-
light for young and old who enjoyed
endorse a certain candidate.
whispering their Christmas wishes in Mother Nature left the door open again. The
his patient, listening ear. cold weather is here hopefully it won’t get a mi-
Santa’s #1 Elf, Melinda (above on Santa’s lap) was there to hand out treats. nus in front of the temperature, even though the
Generations of Santa’s elves (above right) gather for a fun-day family reunion. weatherman says it going to. I think most farm
At right: youngsters shirt states, “WARNING: allergic to lame gifts!” related people will be glad to see a little colder
weather to freeze the ground up. I understand
it’s very muddy. Even the gravel roads are soft.
In fact, Washington County banned its school
buses from running on county gravel roads for a
few days.
VOLUNTEER Jan. 21, 2008: The City’s natural gas con-
sumption was high for December and it looks
HELP NEEDED like January will also be above average usage.
AT The City will have to purchase some extra gas to
PARKVIEW cover the demand this heating season. I’m think-
Parkview Home is ing the price of the extra gas will be in the range
in need of that we will let us continue at the current $11 per
VOLUNTEERS to mcf rate for the season.
Our weekend temperatures were below the
come in and read to
goose egg (of zero). The Green Bay Packers and
residents several the New York Giants ballgame at Green Bay
times during each showed temperatures below zero and the fans
week. If you would were complaining that their drinks would freeze
be interested in in the bottle before they could drink it. Also, I
making life a little would think the spectators would be so cold after
more enjoyable for the ballgame that they couldn’t walk out of the
our residents, please stadium. If you happened to be watching this on
contact Judy TV, the players, fans and even the commentators
made a quick exit looking for heat. Super Bowl
Williams, Activity Sunday is coming soon, but Arizona tempera-
Director at 256-2775. tures will be much warmer.
 OOPS! In last month’s Jest for Fun-
The Wayland Reporter Page 7 ~ January 30, 2008

An Engineering Calculation— the answer came before the

QUESTION. This month we THINK we’ve got it right.
Have a
Jest for Fun — An Engineering Calculation
Problem: A backhoe weighing 8 tons is on top of a flatbed trailer heading
great SELECTED
east on Interstate 70 near Hays, Kansas. The extended shovel arm is made
MERCHANDISE
of hardened refined steel and the approaching overpass is made of commer-
cial-grade concrete, reinforced with 1 1/2 inch steel rebar spaced at 6-inch
intervals in a criss-cross pattern, layered with 1-foot vertical spacing.
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Antiques &
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the backhoe have to be going to slice the overpass in half? (Assume no BEAUTIFUL OAK BEDROOM SET includes
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that “It doesn’t really matter.” The point is that the truck-
ing company just bought themselves an overpass in Kansas!

Washington County Extension

Receives $500 Wal-Mart Grant

The Washington Wal-Mart store recently awarded a $500 grant to the Washing-
ton County Extension Office. The grant will be used to purchase equipment for
the Washington County 4-H program. Pictured are Chris Sieren, Personnel Man-
ager of Wal-Mart, and Kati Peiffer, 4-H/Youth Coordinator.
 The Wayland Reporter Page 8 ~ January 30, 2008
Songbird Exhibit
By Pamela Holz
Save our Songbirds
Are you fascinated by our backyard birds? Do you
want to know more about them as well as ways to
make a difference? Then come to the Washington
County Conservation Board’s program, Saving our
Songbirds. This program will be on Thursday, Janu-
ary 31 beginning at 6:00 in the Conservation Educa-
tion Center at Marr Park.
During this program, you’ll learn about the song-
birds of Iowa through a naturalist-led tour of the trav-
eling Salute to Songbirds exhibit and then through a
presentation. We’ll cover what makes a bird a song-
bird, the hobbies of bird feeding and bird watching,
the dangers these birds face today, and ways to help
our feathered friends.
Marr Park is located one mile west of Ainsworth
and 7 miles east of Washington on Highway 92. The
Conservation Education Center is located in the south
end of the park, across from the mini-lake.
For more information, contact the Conservation
Center at 319/657-2400.
Time is running out to view the Salute to Song-
birds Exhibit at the Conservation Education Center
at Marr Park. This exciting traveling exhibit will be
ending on Sunday, February 3. The Washington
County Conservation Board is honored to be the sec-
ond county in the state to host these fun, informative,
and exciting displays.
The Exhibit features many interactive panels and
activities on songbird habitat, nesting, bird calls and
songs, migratory habits and problems associated with,
and much more. One portion even includes a large,
cloth nest into which children can climb. Visit this
Exhibit and be educated about our backyard birds.
Visiting the Center and the Exhibit is free.
The Center’s open hours are: Monday, Thursday, and
Friday: 8:00 -4:30; Saturday: 8:00-4:00 and Sunday:
1:00-5:00.
The Conservation Center is located in the south end
of Marr Park, on Highway 92, one mile west of Ains-
worth and seven miles east of Washington.
For more information, contact the Washington
County Conservation Board at 319/657-2400 or
wccb@iowatelecom.net
BAKE SALE IS BACK
February 1st at Graphics
Plus 217B W. Main,
Wayland
Greg Peck has recently
joined Wayland State Bank.
He has extensive ag lending
experience to help area farmers
with loans.
♦ Operating Loans
♦ Livestock
♦ Machinery
♦ Building
♦ Land Purchases
Stop in and visit with Greg for competitive rates and
fast friendly service.
8:00-12 Noon at Wayland
1:30-4:30 at Mt. Pleasant
Other times, call Greg for an appointment at:
Wayland 319-256-5000, or Mt. Pleasant 319-385-8189
Fax: 319-385-8234
ayland State Bank
Tenacity Translates into Health The Wayland
By Anita Swartzendruber Reporter
Disappointed but not to be counted out describes fitness enthusiasts in Way- wants
land, a town of approximately 1000, after the local exercise center called it quits
on April 1st of ’07.
Small-towners sometimes have to settle for driving out of town for what they
YOUR
want—but not this time! Approximately 20 former members of the now defunct
business met to discuss their options and pool ideas. A good set of exercise NEWS!
equipment was spotted for $7200. More research turned up an unused basement
room at the local nursing home. Figuring 36 people paying $200 each for one
year membership would produce $7200, it looked possible to start a fitness cen- Family
ter in town. Gatherings
Negotiations with the nursing home board went smoothly. The equipment
would be purchased by the new group and donated to The Parkview Home. The
fitness center would pay $200 per month for utilities and the use of the room. Church
(The estimated coast of utilities is $100-$125.) With administration, bookkeep-
ing, and cleaning services done by volunteers, costs could be kept low. Members
Events
would pay $200 per year, $100 for six months, or $20 per month. Maintenance
and replacement costs would be up to the group, and basic decisions have been Club News
made by the Board of Volunteers.
A sizable contribution was made by one couple and an interest free loan by
another, making it possible to move forward quickly. By June 1st, 45 paid mem- Community
bers celebrated opening day and Parkview Fitness Center was born! The center
boasts a total of 17 American machines including leg and arm extension, rotating Fundraisers
torso, abs, inner thigh, and elliptical machines, a recumbent bike, gazelle, and
treadmill. Other accessories like free weights, ab ball, recovery pads, TV sets,
CD player, and fans were added. School News
Soon word got around. Membership soared to almost 50, and currently fluctu-
ates between 40 and 50, with as many as 100 have used the center at some point.
Outside entrance through an empty connecting apartment gives members access
If it’s
to restrooms and shower facilities. One early bird member opens at 5:00 AM important to
and another member living in the next apartment closes at 10:00 PM Monday
through Friday. Saturday hours are 7:00 – 3:00. New members are given a short
YOU…
It’s important
introduction on the use of the machines by a veteran member.
“Feeling good” is important. A good workout and knowing you have contrib- to US!
uted toward health of your community are both good feelings to those who
worked on the committee and those using the center. Let others
For more information call: 319-256-7200 or 319-256-7171. know by
submitting
Great River Friends to Hold Jewelry Fair YOUR NEWS:
E-mail, send to:
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Great River Medical Center, Great River Friends is having a two-day jewelry AND
fair. Thousands of items from Masquerade Jewelry will be available for $5. graphicsplus@farmtel.net
The sale is scheduled from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Thursday, February 7, and 8 a.m.
to 4 p.m. Friday, February 8, in the lobby of Mercy Plaza, 1225 S. Gear Ave.,
Phone:
West Burlington. 319-256-7772
Great River Friends is a community of donors and volunteers who support
Great River Medical Center with their gifts of time, talent and treasure. For more Toll-FREE Fax:
information, please call Great River Medical Center Volunteer Services at (319)
768-3340.
1-866-316-5821
AMERICAN PASSION PLAY BRINGS
CHRISTIAN SAGA TO LIFE FOR 85TH SEASON
BLOOMINGTON, IL - A thundering storm sweeps the Sea of Galilee. Rain
pours down on a tiny fishing boat. A solitary figure steps out to calm the foaming
sea -- and a wonder for the ages takes shape. For its 85th Easter season, the
American Passion Play shares a story of spiritual majesty in an ornate Blooming-
ton, Ill., edifice built almost solely for its telling.
"The American Passion Play takes us on a spiritual journey to Palestine, 30
A.D." says Wally Crouch, Business Manager. "We travel with the living Christ,
meet his Apostles and follow his ministry from the Sermon on the Mount to His
resurrection and ascension."
The play features live music, live voices and even live animals and rain. Ac-
cording to Crouch, the play is biblically accurate and is the oldest continuously
performed passion play in the United States.
Performance dates for the 2008 season are March 8, March 15, March 16,
March 29, April 5, April 6 and April 12. All performances begin promptly at 2
p.m., prevailing Illinois time.
To order tickets call 309-829-3903 or 800-354-9640. All tickets are $20. A
buffet lunch or table seating space is available by reservation. Call for availabil-
ity. A complimentary planner's packet is available for overnight tours.
Bloomington-Normal is located in the center of Illinois and is a convenient, all-
Interstate distance from Chicago, St. Louis, Quad Cities and Indianapolis. Addi-
tional information about the play can be found at: www.americanpassionplay.org.

The Write Way
By Bill Asenjo PhD
Writing for a
Cause
There are events and incidents
that may motivate you to write
for a cause. You may want to
right a wrong, educate and in-
form, help others avoid a situa-
tion that's happened to you, or raise funds.
You may be moved to do this as an individual. Or
you may work with a group, helping them in various
ways with your writing talents. Sometimes you'll get
paid for what you write, while other times you write
simply because you want to share and help others.
What’s Your Cause?
Causes encompass almost anything that af-
fects your life or the lives of others. They include
issues such as: Alzheimer's, cancer, environmental
concerns, political issues, organ donation, literacy,
preserving historic sites, rights for handicapped per-
sons, campaigns against drunk driving, etc.
Here are some ways to spread the word about your
cause:
•Letters to the editor
•Op Ed Articles
•Essays (many magazines reserve their back page for
essays)
•Investigative reporting
•Newsletters for an organization
•Press releases
•Speeches for yourself and others
•Booklets/pamphlets (writing or editing)
•Grant proposals
•Fundraising
•Books
How Are You Most Effective?
•Write without anger and name-calling. When you
write with obvious anger, perhaps even stooping to
name-calling, you'll likely be considered a fanatic,
one whose writing others will ignore or not want to be
associated with. Instead of anger, demonstrate your
point of view through examples and facts the argu-
ments that prove your point or that help others see
another side to a topic.
•Check your facts. Whether you're writing articles,
grant proposals, booklets, a speech — in fact, for any
project — make sure your facts and figures are accu-
rate. Don't simply write "off the top of your head".
You'll lose credibility quickly this way.
•Appeal to emotions. You do want to appeal to peo-
ple's emotions, not in a maudlin or insincere way, but
in a manner that enables them to relate to other people
or situations. Often they'll recall something similar
they — or a friend — encountered and thus better un-
derstand what you're trying to say.
•Use clear, short sentences – don’t ramble. Keep
your writing precise, even when using a conversa-
tional tone. While rambling pieces or scholarly tomes
have their place, generally you need to keep your
writing simple, yet clear and concise.
•Know your audience. Know the people whose at-
tention you’re trying to attract. Naturally, you’ll use a
different tone for a humorous essay than a grant or
investigative report.
•Use humor to make a point. Most readers are re-
ceptive to humor. One or two humorous references,
even within a serious piece, help keep your reader/
attention.
•Use case histories and examples. Relating your, or
others', experiences enhances credibility when writing
about a cause.
The Wayland Reporter Page 9 ~ January 30, 2008
HALL OF
FAME PROFESSIONAL BUSINESS
INDUCTEE DIRECTORY
The Northwestern Col-
Monday, Tuesday
lege Red Raider Club will
induct a former alumni & Thursday 8-5 Dr. Robert D. Pusey
Wednesday &
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Friday 8-2
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The Wayland Reporter Page 10 ~ January 30, 2008
Henry County
Health Center’s
Outreach Clinics…
Serving the primary healthcare needs
of the Wayland and
Winfield Communities
Wayland Community Clinic
Sylvia Graber, ARNP
227 W. Main St., Wayland
319.256.7100
Clinic held on Mondays and Thursdays
8:30 a.m. – Noon & 1 p.m. – 5 p.m.
Winfield Community Clinic
Tess Judge-Ellis, ARNP
110 W. Pine, Winfield
319.257.6211
Clinic held on Tuesdays and Fridays
8:30 a.m. – Noon & 1 p.m. – 5 p.m.
HENRY COUNTY HOSPITAL NEWS
Winter Walking
Safety Tips
By Micki Gerdes-Boelens,
DPM, Seymour Foot and
Ankle Center
This winter’s been
tough already, and with
multiple months still left
of snow and ice, it is im-
portant to remember to be
safe when walking. Falls
on ice and snow can lead
to a number of injuries,
including sprains, frac-
tures, and tendon tears.
Walking during the win-
ter requires special atten-
tion to avoid slipping and
falling. Here are a few
recommendations to try to
avoid injuries:
-Practice safe walking-
Take short steps, walk
with feet pointed slightly
outward, make wide
turns, and walk slowly.
-Wear slip resistant shoes
– Ensure that shoes have
adequate traction by
scuffing the soles of new
shoes or purchasing adhe-
sive rubber soles to pro-
vide greater traction on
shoes.
-Keep one hand free for
balance – One hand
should be used for rail-
ings or balancing against
objects, and avoid carry- If an injury would oc-
ing items when possible. cur, prompt evaluation
-Be alert for icy patches and treatment is necessary
– These areas can be by a physician. In the
found under snow, and meantime, immediately
make sure to pay attention use the “R.I.C.E.” method
to the surfaces one is – rest, ice, compression
walking on. and elevation – to help
-Pay special attention to reduce swelling, pain and
uneven surfaces – In- further injury. Delaying
clines and stairs warrant treatment can result in
extra attention and try to long-term complications
hold hand rails on stairs at such as chronic ankle in-
all times. stability and pain, arthri-
-Keep soles of shoes tis, or deformity.
clean – Take time to Please remember these
properly wipe soles once safety tips when walking
indoors to provide better for the winter months
traction. ahead.
This Pastor Has
“Intestinal Fortitude”
(a fancy word for GUTS!)
Submitted by Jana Miller
It seems prayer still upsets some people.
When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the
new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was ex-
pecting the usual generalities, but this is what they
heard:
Heavenly Father, We come before you today to
ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and
guidance. We know Your Word says, "Woe to those
who call evil good," but that is exactly what we have
done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and re-
versed our values.
We have exploited the poor and called it the lot-
tery.
We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.
We have killed our unborn and called it choice.
We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.
We have neglected to discipline rur children and
called it building self esteem.
We have abused power and called it politics.
We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and
called it ambition.
We have polluted the air with profanity and
pornography and called it freedom of speech
and expression.
We have ridiculed the time honored values of our
forefathers and called it enlightenment.
Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts today;
Cleanse us from every sin and set us free.
Amen!
The response was immediate. Some walked out
during the prayer in protest.
In 6 short weeks Central Christian Church, where
Reverend Wright is pastor, logged more than 5,000
phone calls with only 47of those calls responding
negatively. The church is now receiving international
requests for copies of this prayer.
With the Lord's help, may this prayer sweep over
our nation and wholeheartedly become our desire so
that we again can be called "one nation under God."
May God bless you today.

Closing out 2007 &
Looking into the new year with
SPIRIT!
Articles this page by Michelle Wade, J. H. Wrestlers Close Out 2007
TWR Sports Writer with Success
Miscellaneous photos this issue by Beverly Coach Carl Hudson is very proud of his
Conrad; Boys Basketball, Cheerleaders- junior high wrestlers from the 2007 season.
Ashley Brooks; Girls Basketball-Madison And January approached quickly, Coach Hud-
Roth and Fred Haberer. son took a moment to talk with me about the
Michelle writes, season.
With a ten member roster, excitement was
The Webster Dictionary specialty defi-
never in short supply.
nition for the word “January” is: “the
There were three seventh graders; Kevin
month dedicated by the Romans to
Anderson (11-8), Jerald Thompson (1-17), and
Janus.” This god had two faces and
Tommy Morris (4-15), while Zane Marrow (5-
could look back into the past year, and
0), Alan Hesseltine (10-7), Christian Roth (out-
forward into the current year. injured), Justin Freyenberger (9-11), Tim
Though writers of The Wayland Re- Morozov (11-8), Zeke Nebel (10-0), and
porter don’t have two faces, for a brief Kendall Leichty (8-1) provided the experience
introduction into 2008, I’m going to and leadership in the eight grade class.
look back at sports in 2007. Coach Hudson was very proud of the way
his men competed this year, as he boasted often
Right: Bev
of the way their “never-give-up” attitude made
Conrad
for interesting and intense matches. A mental-
caught this
ity that I’m sure didn’t go unnoticed by the high
sports fan as
school coaches. Mentioning two major high
he paused a
points was easy for Coach Hudson, stating, “…
second in his everyone wrestling a close and exciting match
side-line for a win.” as one, while watching Marrow win
sprinting to five matches and the teams’ full support is an-
flash her a other.
The Warrior wrestlers would like to thank
winning
everyone who helped and/or supported the
smile.
team throughout the season.
Below: What
sport is
this????
J.H. Girl’s Basketball Show
Improvement
The seventh grade team boasted a 12 mem-
ber team, consisting of eight seventh and four
eighth grade girls. A season record of 1-9
showed much improvement for a young group
of student-athletes.
The eighth grade in turn had 13 players and
finished with a 3-7 record. Each player contrib-
uted to the season, both with their skills and
their personalities.
The seventh grade had 22 percent scoring with
major assistance from Kristine Williams
(37.5%), Nikki Godsey (30%), Sara Conwell
(27.7%), and Kailey Gibbs (27.3%). Defen-
sively, Cherakee Poland and Grace Lutovsky
led the way with 48 and 42 respectively.
For the eighth grade, Samiyyah Brown and
Brooke Hammond each tallied 100% scoring,
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January 30, 2008
going 2-2 from the floor,
while Ashley Brooks
dropped in 19 of 41 on the
season for a 46.3 scoring
percentage. Amber Davis
led rebounders with 45 on the
season while Sutton added
43, and Michaela Kremer
roped in 36. Sutton topped
the steals category with 25,
while point-guard Kayla
Conwell tallied 16 steals and
dished out 14 assists.
With the 2007 season in the
books, the eighth graders will
look to acquire new skills
before making the jump to
the high school level, while
the seventh grade girls solid-
ify the techniques and teach-
ings they already have for
success in next years season.
Congratulations to all the
junior high basketball players
on their success and accom-
plishments this season.
While J.H. Wrestling and
Girl’s Basketball concluded
WACO SPIRIT! Lidia Hihn pumps up the crowd as
their seasons before the
Christmas hiatus, the Varsity her fellow cheerleaders, Allison Martin, Rebekah Ken-
Boy’s and Girl’s basketball nelly, and Grace Grieser lift her into the air.
season rolled on.
Speaking of being on a roll, the WACO Boy’s will send the Warriors into the SEISC tourna-
basketball team continues their winning streak, ment peaking at the appropriate time.
pushing to a 16-1 record (as of Jan. 28, 2008), The girl’s start tournament play Tuesday,
with their last loss coming on December18, January 29, then face the Harmony Rockets in
2007 to Pekin in a barn-burning 44-57 loss. their last regular season game on the fourth day
The Warrior men begin to close out their of February. The Warrior cagers will have to
regular season Monday January 28 with a 7:30 wait to see who they will face in the first round
game at Wapello. In the previous match-up, of the conference tournament, and where ex-
WACO escaped with a 62-58 overtime win actly the two teams will clash.
against the Arrows at home. This time, the Check back in The Wayland Reporter Febru-
men of the hardwood will have to travel to a ary edition to find out how both teams faired as
hostile Wapello gymnasium. Then, on Febru- their tournament dreams take flight. And for a
ary 1, take center stage in the first round of the recap of the WACO Varsity wrestling season.
Southeast Iowa Super Conference tournament.
The place is yet to be determined.
The Varsity girl’s team has continued to Below (left): Drill Team lines up to
improve throughout the season, coming close show off their spirit.
in many games, despite their 4-12 season.
Below (right): Isaac Stauffer de-
Consecutive victories over Columbus Junction
and Van Buren in the last full week of January lights crowds with his dance routine.
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January 30, 2008

Guys Javan Freyenberger, Austin McBeth, Chayse Roth, Isaiah Stauffer, Conrad
Yutzy, and Tad Morrow relax after securing another win against Winfield on the 18th.

Isaiah
Stauffer and
Conrad Yutzy
pressure the
ball as
Winfield tries
to break the
stiff press.

Tad Morrow
stays low on
defense
against
Winfield’s
post.

Javan Freyenberger
steals the ball dur-
ing the Lone Tree
game and takes
flight for a lay-up.

Junior High ball players battle just

as hard as their elders in JV &
Varsity!

A few candid shots by photographers Beverly Conrad and Ashley Brooks.

Center top: Nathan Shelman.
Center below: Bryce Shelman.
Bottom right: Isaiah Stauffer lines up the ball from the line.
 Lady
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Warriors January 30,
January 30,2008
2008

Top left: Rachel Miller brings the ball up the court. Who says posts can’t
dribble.
Top right: Abbey Roth focuses on the rim as she prepares to shoot a free
throw as Kiley Hudson watches.
Above left: Kara Lowe dribbles the ball down the court.
Above right: Chelsea Jepson fights for a rebound against Pekin.
Below: Chelsea Jepson seeks out a teammate for the throw.

Photos this page by Beverly Conrad, Madison Roth and Fred Haberer.
Top & Center: Wayland Reporter photographer Ashley Brooks takes time off
from shooting photos to shooting hoops!
Above: Sabrina Jepson gives a fake as she waits for Kara Lowe and Rachel
Miller to start the offense.

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January 30, 2008
Poetry
Winner
Submitted by
Kristine Kliewer
Congratulations
to Isaac Black for
winning 1st place in
the Tri-Area Read-
ing Council Poetry
Contest for 6th
Grade. Students in
Mrs. Kliewer's class
studied Haiku po-
etry this fall.
Generally Haiku poems follow a specific pattern of three
lines with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the sec-
ond line, and 5 syllables in the final line. Since many
Haiku poems are focused on nature, the class went on a
"Haiku hike" around the city of Crawfordsville. They took
notes on what they observed in nature and later wrote sev-
eral Haiku poems. Isaac will have the opportunity to share
his winning poem with other winners across the area on
February 12 at the Mount Pleasant Library.
Isaac's winning poem:
Lovely autumn leaves
fall delicately to earth
in their own soft way.
WACO Recycles
Submitted by Bert Miller
Students in Mr. Meyer's Environmental Science class
have been studying recycling. The students have placed
boxes in teacher's rooms to recycle office paper. The students
collect the boxes every week. The paper is then loaded into
Mr. Miller's station wagon and taken to City Carton in Mt.
Pleasant to be recycled. Future plans include expanding the
program to include newsprint and the glossy paper used in
magazines and catalogs. The program has gone well - so well
in fact that we now have more paper than will fit in the sta-
tion wagon.
Students are investigating the possibility of having Mr.
Dugger's construction class build a recycling shed. Then pa-
per could be stored up and City Carton would come and col-
lect the paper with a forklift. One advantage to this would be
that City Carton would pay WACO for the paper it picks up.
Photo above: (left to right) Donovan Swift, Trace Nebel and
Uriah Rugg loading paper for recycling.
WACO Receives Humanities Grant
Submitted by Bert Miller
WACO has been selected to January 30, 2008
receive a NEH (National
Endowment for the Humani-
ties) Picturing America
Grant. This grant includes a
large portfolio of 40 lami-
nated reproductions of
American art masterpieces
along with teaching materials
to provide students with the
opportunity to learn about
our nation’s history and cul-
ture in a fresh and engaging
way. The Picturing Amer-
ica project uses art from each
historical period ranging
from Native American to
modern day as a catalyst for
the study of American history—the cultural, political, and historical threads woven into our nation's fabric over time. Picturing
America is designed to encourage interdisciplinary partnerships between librarians, artists and classroom teachers. Shown above
are Mr. Brad Shetler, Mr. Robert Donkersloot, Mrs. Jean Caboth, Mr. Bert Miller holding a few of the classic art.
WACO Students in
Honor Choir
Submitted by Millie Youngquist
On Friday, January 25, eight mem-
bers of the WACO Junior High Chorus
participated in the Southeast Iowa Jun-
ior High Honor Choir in Mt. Pleasant.
They joined approximately 80 other
junior high singers from this area of the
state for a day of rehearsal under the
direction of guest conductor, Matt Huth
of Waukee Community Schools.
They presented a concert at 7:00
PM on Friday evening, January 25, in
the Chapel Auditorium of Iowa
Wesleyan College.
WACO participants pictured
are: Front Row: Ashley Sutton, Mi-
kaela Kremer, Kathryn Pusey, Allison
Kennelly. Back Row: Justin Allison, Connor Ferguson, Tim Morozov, Gerald Thompson.
WACO Orchestra
Submitted by Denise Freyenberger
WACO Orchestra students joined others from throughout southeast Iowa to participate in the Southeast Iowa Sym-
phony Youth String Festival on January 16th. They rehearsed throughout the day and performed at a 4:00 concert in front
of a large audience of family members and friends. Waco students who were selected to participate included: Braden
Blake, Leah McElhinney, Darren Rickheim, Katelyn Thomson, Aaliyah Brown, Emma Eubanks, Jennie Greene, Jalyssa
Jepson, Erika Leichty, Corbin Schultz, Kaila Leichty, Colin Poe, Cey Saeugling, Koltyn Welker, Klinton Garrett, Kayleigh
Applegate, Morgan Dugger, Brenda McArtor, Kristine Williams, Justina Anderson, Brooke Hammond, Kathryn Pusey
and Connor Ferguson. Chaperones for the event were Karen Garrett and Jennifer McElhinney and the orchestra instructor
is Denise Freyenberger.
At the January 14, 2008 Regular meeting the WACO “WALL OF FAME” NOMINATIONS
WACO Board took the following action: The WACO Foundation has created the WACO
♦ Approved the minutes of the December 17 Wall of Fame Award .The Wall of Fame award was
2007 meetings as presented. created to honor graduates of WACO, Crawfordsville,
♦ Approved the financial statements as pre- Olds, and Wayland who have made significant contri-
sented. butions in their fields or professions. If you would
♦ Approved the open enrollment requests. like to nominate someone for a Wall of Fame award,
please contact the WACO Superintendent's Office
♦ Approved the contracts as presented.
(319-256-6200) for a nomination form. Awards will
♦ Tabled action on the approval of an E-Rate be awarded semi-annually in the spring and fall.
provider until the January 21, 2008 board
meeting. WACO Community Schools
♦ Approved the 2008-2009 certificated staff as Nondiscrimination Statement
presented. The WACO Community Schools will not discriminate in
♦ Approved the 2008-2009 classified staff as pre- its educational programs, activities or employment
practices based on race, color, national origin, gender, age
sented.
religion, ancestry, sexual orientation or any legally
♦ Approved Michelle Miller as part-time teacher protected class. If you have any questions or concerns
assistant a the elementary for four (4) hours please contact:
per day at the compensation of $7.75 per hour. Dr. Darrell Smith, Superintendent of Schools; 706 North
♦ Approved the position of a part-time teacher Pearl, Wayland, Iowa 52654
assistant. 319-256-6201 or dsmith@wacohs.com
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Southeast Iowa Symphony News

WWII Memories
World War II came
to life at a recent
event at Swedesburg
Lutheran Church La-
dies and Guest Night
on January 22, 2007.
Guest speakers, Gerry
Klopfenstein of Way-
land and Bob Lindell
of New London were
on hand to tell the
stories of two of their
late relatives’ experi-
ences relating to Pearl
Harbor, Europe and
Japan. They began
Above: Gerry Klopfenstein was with the dropping of
one of the guest speakers at bombs on Pearl Har-
Swedesburg . bor. Klopfenstein told
this and more about
his Uncle Allen Goff’s experiences with a B-29 crew
over Japan. Lindell shared stories from the life of his
father-in-law Keith Haight and a B-17 Europe ground
crew, as well as Pearl Harbor.
Allen Goff is a well-known artist from the area who
kept a detailed journal of the missions that his crew
flew each day. Lindy Chrisinger, accounts that Goff
sketched with colored pencils during those days and
his sketches depicted aircraft and captured sights from
each day’s missions. Chrisinger noted that some have
stated that Goff’s journals should be in the Smith-
sonian Institute. “I wouldn’t be surprised if they did
end up there,” Chrisinger stated.
Shot down over Holland (the Netherlands), Keith
Haight was sheltered by the Dutch, who hid him dur-
ing his time of evading the Nazi’s. His son-in-law
stressed how the Europeans appreciated the Allies and
American intervention that led to Liberation from the
Nazi regime.
Lindy Chrisinger noted that both Goff and Haight
were in their early teens and early 20’s when they
served in the war. It is hard to realize how young the
soldiers were and still are! “When the war started,”
Chrisinger said, “not many troops were on active duty.
They had just enough time to train before being sent
off to learn in the field.”
Chrisinger encouraged people of all ages to talk to
Veterans about their first hand war experiences, stat-
ing, “WWII vets are living history.” It’s a learning
experience for listeners and a way of dealing with
their experiences for veterans.
James Dixon was a strong, positive influence on
many musicians, and I’m included in that group. He
was my role model for maintaining high standards of HAPPY 80th
performance as a conductor. SEISO’s winter concert BIRTHDAY
series is dedicated to the memory of Iowa’s re-
MARSHAL
spected music man. By setting the highest standards
of performance, the impact of his life’s work has Celebrating 80th
Birthday
been clearly felt throughout the state and the country.
He was a great admirer of Gustav Mahler, and the Marshal W. Rose of
SEISO is proud to present Mahler’s 1st symphony in Donnellson, formerly
honor of James Dixon. of Crawfordsville,
Saturday – February 16, 2008 will be celebrating his
7:30 PM – Memorial Auditorium – Burlington 80th birthday with an
Sunday – February 17, 2008
OPEN HOUSE on
3:00 PM – Bridge View Center – Ottumwa
7:30 PM – IWC Chapel Auditorium – Mt. Pleasant Saturday, February 2,
2008 from 2:00-4:00
Master Gardeners Plan PM at the Donnellson
United Methodist
Rose Program
Church. All family
Fifteen Master Gardeners met on Tuesday, Janu-
ary 22, 2008, at 7:00 p.m. at the Washington Public and friends are invited. No gifts, please.
Library. Sheila Gerot presided over the business Marshal was born on February 2, 1928 near
meeting. The 2008 programs were handed out to Crawfordsville and spent much of his life
each member. Roll call was what is your favorite there. Cards may be sent to Marshal Rose at
bulb. The minutes from the previous meeting were P.O. Box 178, Donnellson, IA 52625.
read and approved.
The February meeting will be a presentation by
Deb Walser, Linn County Master Gardener, on per-
ennials in her garden. She has over sixty slides in
her presentation. This meeting is open to the public
and will be held at 7:00 p.m. on February 26, 2008 at
the Farm Bureau Office in Washington. There will
be no charge for the public to attend.
Additional program ideas were discussed. Vicki
Gonterman will look into finding another pond gar- To our Alicia Joy -
den to tour for the August meeting. Sheila Gerot
will contact Joyce Gauger of West Liberty about
World’s Best
scheduling a tour of her gardens in June. Daughter!
The Master Gardeners annual plant sale will be
held at the schoolhouse at the fairgrounds. The ten-
tative date is Saturday, May 17. Advertising and
posters will be distributed.
Kirkwood Community College 2008 Winter Gar-
dening Fair – February 2, 2008 Muscatine County
“Art of Gardening” – March 15, 2008 Project Green
Sunday Garden Forums at the Iowa City Public Li-
brary Iowa City Landscaping Winter Class Schedule
Iowa State University Master Gardener Summer
Session – July 11-12, 2008 Horticulture in the Heart-
land at Clinton – March 1, 2008 Polk County MG’s
bus trip to the Tri-State MG Conference in Milwau-
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 Henry
Upcoming IMS Events
County
Supervisor
MOUNT PLEASANT --
Joy Lynn Conwell, of
rural Salem, announced
her intention on Wednes-
day, January 16, to run as
a candidate for the
County Board of Supervi-
sor at Large position for
Henry County. A Repub-
lican, Conwell will run in
the June 2008 primary.
Conwell lived in
Mount Pleasant for over
21 years before moving
to Atlantic, Iowa where
she served as the interim
newspaper editor before
going to work for the At-
lantic Community School
District from 1996 to
2001. In September
SINGING VALENTINES 2001, Conwell with her
The Iowa Mennonite School Chamber Singers will provide “Singing Valen- husband, Ed, returned to
tines” on the 14th of February. southeast Iowa and live
Reservations may be made by contacting the school office (656-2073 or 683- on a small farm west of
2586). Cost is $35 to sing for an individual, or $60 for a group. Payment must be Salem. Currently, Con-
made upon making the reservation. well is employed at
Singers shown above are Allison Yoder, Evelyn Charles, Collin Gingerich, Chadwick Library, Iowa
Maria Davis, Samantha Beachy, Asenath Libby, Brooks Miller, Todd Hooley Wesleyan College.
(Wayland), Isaac Fox-Poulsen, Amanda Drish, and Alex Dehogues. The group is “I have always be-
directed by Karenza Yoder.. lieved that citizens should
step up and take an active
HESSTON COLLEGE PRESENTS: roll in their commu-
The Bel Canto Singers of Hesston College, Hesston, Kansas, will present a ser- nity. These last 4 years
vice of choral music entitled Out of the Depths, Saturday, February 16 in IMS’ of serving as the Mount
Celebration Hall. The 7:00 p.m. program features an eclectic body of work, organ- Pleasant Community
ized around the season of Lent. All are warmly invited. The 18-member, mixed School District’s repre-
ensemble is directed by Bradley Kauffman, former Music Director at IMS. The sentative on the Henry
group of singers is pictured below. County Conference
Board and working with
the current mayors and
Henry County Board of
Supervisors has only
strengthened my desire to
Give your “angels” a
taste of HOME!
Heaton Votes to Protect Military Members’ Jobs
(DES MOINES) – Thursday, the Iowa House unanimously passed House File 2065, a bill
which protects the jobs of reservists and National Guard members who are called to service.
The approved legislation ensures that when a military member has completed their service,
they are able to return to their job.
While most businesses have been very supportive and understanding of Iowa service men
and women, there have been a few reported incidents. This bill tightens the current law to
ensure that our military members are fully protected.
Rep. Dave Heaton (R-Mount Pleasant) supported the legislation. A Gift of The Wayland Reporter
“It’s important to protect the jobs of our service men and women while they are away pro-
tecting our freedoms,” said Rep. Heaton. “I voted in favor of this legislation as it ensures our keeps giving all year long!
commitment to them.” The bill becomes effective upon enactment.
The Wayland Reporter Page 17 ~ January 30, 2008
serve the county. I have lance writer.
found that working with
the other committee
As an advocate for young
people, Conwell was ap-
members in dealing with
the county assessor and
pointed by the Commis-
sion on Children, Youth,
his office, and dealing and Families to serve for
with their annual budget, eight years as the advisor
as well as the county ex- of the Iowa Youth Cau-
amining board, has cus, a youth-directed leg-
helped prepare me to un- islative advocacy
derstand the responsibili- group. Conwell is the
ties of a supervisor,” recipient of the prestig-
Conwell stated. ious national Spurgeon
Conwell is completing Award that honors the
six years on the Mount efforts of individuals who
Pleasant Board of Educa- provide career education
tion, representing the Sa- experiences for young
lem district, and has people. Conwell was
served as the Mount also recognized for her
Pleasant School District’s work in the founding and
Legislative Advo- development of Explorer
cate. She also has been a Post 1846, a youth mu-
member of the Southeast seum studies program
Iowa Council Boy Scouts sponsored by Midwest
of America Board of Di- Old Settlers and Thresh-
rectors; Mississippi Val- ers.
ley Council Boy Scouts “With the Board of Su-
of America LDS Rela- pervisors having both
tionship Commissioner; legislative and adminis-
Henry County Tourism trative powers and as the
Board of Directors; and policy-making body for
the Midwest Old Settlers county government, it is
and Threshers Associa- imperative that the Board
tion Board of Directors. keeps in mind that it
She was recently in- represents all the people
ducted as a member of of Henry County. It must
the Delta Kappa Gamma set priorities, allocate
Society International, a resources and maintain
professional honor soci- budgetary control, all the
ety for women educa- while remembering it
tors. Conwell is also a exists to for the purpose
member of AARP and the of improving the quality
Salem American Legion of life for Henry County
Auxiliary. A recognized residents. It would be my
local historian, Conwell privilege to serve on the
is involved with Henry Board of Supervisors”,
County Heritage Trust stated Conwell.
and is a requested local E-mail:
history speaker and free- jconwell@iwc.edu
(See page 2 for Subscription Form)
 The Wayland Reporter Page 18 ~ January 30, 2008
Crawfordsville News
By Billie Jo Rose
News from December 12, 2007
The White Cloud Club met Wednesday, December 5, 2007
for a 12:30 PM luncheon at the home of Jolene Colthurst in
Washington with eleven present. Pat Miller, President, gave
the reading “Gift of a Child.” Roll call was answered with
members bringing a special Christmas ornament to share or tell
about. The secretary and treasurer’s reports were read and ap-
proved. The club will not meet in January, but will meet at
9:30 a.m. on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 for a sewing day at
the church. One Mystery Sister Gift was received. A Christ-
mas gift exchange was enjoyed.
Those present were: Lennis Beichter, Julia Bletscher, Jolene
Colthurst, Joyce Huff, Frieda Finke, Betty Lintz, Betty Lucas,
Pat Miller, Pauline Richardson, Mildred Sands, and Carrie
Coble.
On December 8, 2007, fifteen members of the Crawfords-
ville Wednesday Study Club met at the Hays’ Tea Room for a
9:00 a.m. breakfast. Marie Dare planned the event. John Hays
gave the program, speaking about the time he has spent in Af-
rica and other 3rd World countries helping those people get
pure drinking water. Many people die every year from the
contaminated water they drink daily. John belongs to an or-
ganization called International Water Management Systems.
John has built a means of purifying the water in these remote
regions. John and his wife, Mary Jo, will be going to Mexico
in the near future on another humanitarian mission. Rotary
Clubs have been very generous in helping fund several of these
missions.
The Club’s Christmas giving went to the International Wa-
ter Management Systems to help in their funding. The next
meeting will be January 16, 2008 with Ruth Erwin as hostess.
News from December 19, 2007
A Christmas recital was held at the United Church of Craw-
fordsville on the evening of Sunday, December 9, 2007. Eight-
een piano students who take lessons from Susan Mitchell per-
formed a variety of Christmas music. There were many duets
and several students also performed vocally. The evening be-
gan with the whole audience singing “Deck the Halls”.
The students that participated were Nayra Lujano, Allison
Schantz, Kristen Twinam, Christian Lovan, Elizabeth Butler,
Noah Mueller, Erika Leichty, Addie Pacha, Landon Hinkley,
Maggie Smith, MeKenna Goodwin, Melissa Hinkley, Janelle
Erwin, Madison Roth, Kelli Miller, Abbey Roth, Allison Mar-
tin and Kalen Boshart.
There was a group of seventy-five in attendance, who
braved the weather.
On Monday evening, December 10, 2007 fourteen mem-
bers of the Crawfordsville Lions Club and ten guests held their
annual Christmas dinner at Shirley’s Café in Crawfordsville.
Everyone had a choice of roast beef, ham or pork chops, with
all the trimmings.
Lion President Gene Lintz called the meeting to order. Fol-
lowing the meal, the Lions sang Happy Birthday to Merl
Finke. A while elephant gift exchange was also enjoyed.
Guests in attendance were Glenda Egli, Ruth Erwin, Frieda
Finke, Linda Finke, Donna Fletcher, Lisa Jewell, Diane Johns-
ton, Betty Lintz, Marjorie Massey and Pat Miller.
The Lions Club had another successful Christmas drawing,
Saturday, December 15th with around 158 prizes handed out
from local and area merchants. Desi Mathews was the Grand
Prize winner of $100.00 cash. Prior to the drawing the
Crooked Creek 4-h Club held a bake sale and Santa also made
an appearance and handed out candy to the children.
News from December 26, 2007
On Saturday, December 15, 2007, the family of Greg and
Carol Graber enjoyed Christmas together in the parental
Graber home. Those attending were Tim and Lisa Graber,
Morgan and Cody of Wayland, Darin and Emily Graber,
Garrett, Gabe and Riley of Wayland and Chris and Gina Peter-
son of Johnston, IA.
Jack and Ruth Erwin entertained their children, Sharon and
Tom Boring of Shueyville, IA and David and Tammy Erwin
and their families at a Christmas gathering on Saturday, De-
cember 22nd.
Dinner guests on Sunday at the home of Frieda and Mel
Finke were Bill and Cindy Finke, Jabe Finke of Winfield, Phil
and Barb Deats of Clive, Nate and Aly Miller and Nataly of
Mediapolis and Andrew and Kelly Finke of Dubuque.
Christmas dinner guests in the home of Victoria Griffith
were: Doris, Larry and Lisa Price, Lorna and Jeff Hood, Jakob,
Linzie and Liam, all of Mt. Pleasant; Susan Griffith and Larry
Bruse of Iowa City and Ron Griffith of Crawfordsville. Visitors
later in the day were Betsy Griffith and Nathan Fisher of Rock
Island, IL, and Mandy and Jessie Griffith of Iowa City.
Arlene Fletcher hosted a Christmas dinner for her family on
Christmas Day. Those attending were: Larry and Donna
Fletcher, Crawfordsville, Brad and Carol Fletcher, Clint and
Emma of Cedar Rapids; Steve and Pam Green, Fletcher and
Jacob of Washington; Mick and Kathy Garris of Winfield; Mi-
chelle Garris and friend, Shannon McMurrin of Waterloo; Jen-
nifer and Charlie Dill, Aliyah and Garrison of St. Louis, MO;
Erik and Leah Garris of Cedar Rapids; Robin Fletcher of Eddy-
ville, Amy and Corey Mellis of Ames, Linsey Fletcher of Cedar
Falls and fiancé Kaleb Zimmerman of Aredale.
News from January 2, 2008
Dean and Ruth Slater drove to Ft. Smith, Arkansas recently
to visit their daughter Rhonda and Anthony Caton and grand-
children, James and Jenna Palmer. They went especially to see
James graduate from Arkansas Tech in Russellville, AK on De-
cember 15th. He graduated Magna Cum Laude with a B.A. de-
gree in Music Education.
The Slaters had most of their family visit over Christmas.
Sharon, Rob, and Ryan Fontaine flew out from Hopkinton,
Massachusetts for a week and Rhonda Caton, James and Jenna
Palmer visited five days from Ft. Smith, AK. On Christmas
Eve and Christmas Day, Vicki and Terry Simester from
Muscatine and Brandon and Machelle Hubbs from Marietta,
Georgia visited also.
The family of Dwight and Mary Frances Graber enjoyed a
belated Christmas dinner and gift exchange on Saturday De-
cember 29th at the home of Rick and Joanne Shelman and fam-
ily at rural Solon. Attending along with the Graber’s were:
Greg and Carol Graber of Crawfordsville; Darin and Emily
Graber, Garrett, Gabe and Riley of Wayland; Doug and Eliza-
beth Graber and Anne of Swedesburg; Annette and Paul Von
Tersch, Jackie and Jenae Boshart and Christopher Boshart and
daughter Hadley of Wayland; Mark and Lori Graber, Jill and
Justin of Crawfordsville and the hosts, Rick and Joanne Shel-
man, James and Jennifer, Nicholas and Kristina.
Dinner guests of Merl and Frieda Finke on Sunday enjoyed a
belated Christmas were: Bill and Cindy Finke of Winfield;
Kiley Finke of Cedar Rapids; Phil and Barb Deats of Clive;
Nate and Aly Miller and Nataly of Mediapolis; Andrew and
Kelly Finke of Dubuque; David, Tiffany and Carter Finke of
Bristow, IA; Kathy and Cisco Hill of Panama City, Florida;
Debbie Finke and Mona Rowe of Kauai, Hawaii and Cheryl
Stagner of Mt. Union.
News from January 9, 2008
Chris and Gina Petersen of Johnston, IA became the parents
of a daughter, Reagan Lynn on December 30, 2007. She
weighed in at 6 lbs., 11 oz. and was 20 in. long. She is their first
child.
Grandparents of Reagan are Greg and Carol Graber of Craw-
fordsville and Dean and Mary Petersen of Audubon, IA.
Dwight and Mary Frances Graber of Crawfordsville, Delmar
and Alice Nitzsche of West Point, Nebraska, and Ernie Petersen
of Kimballton, IA are great-grandparents.
The Wyman Community Club met Monday January 7, 2008
at the Ainsworth Four Corners for lunch. Those enjoying the
time together were: Robert and Lucille Humphreys and Merl
and Frieda Finke of Crawfordsville; Jim and Lorrine Frame of
Winfield; Joann Love, Wilma Arthur, Audrey Finke and Don
and Alice Davis of Washington. Alice treated everyone to
birthday cake.
The next meeting will be February 4, 2008 at 11:30 AM at
Ainsworth Four Corners.
2nd Lieutenant Doug Marsh, from Schofield Barracks in Ha-
waii, his wife Crystal and children: Breeannah, Tiarrah, Colten,
and Brennan arrived last week in Crawfordsville. Doug left
Thursday to go to Ft. Sill, Oklahoma for an additional six weeks
of Officer’s Training. He will then return to Ft. Leonard Wood,
Missouri for three more months of training, before going to Ft.
Drum, New York where he will be stationed with his family.
The family will reside in Crawfordsville for the next six months.
News from January 16, 2008
The United Church Women met at 2:00 PM on Tuesday,
January 8, 2008 at the Fellowship Hall with seven members
present.
Julia Bletscher gave the devotions, reading from the book
“Together with Jesus.” Pauline Richardson presided at the busi-
Thoughts of Mine
in Words and Rhyme
By J. Duwaine Hirschy
New Year’s Edition
Written at: 9 p.m. 12-21-07
O God, I believe that I just might
For the rest of the year do what is right.
Today’s the last of “2007”
This year I’ve asked and you’ve forgiven.
So many times I can’t relate.
Now I’m approaching “2008”
Mistakes I’ve made and yes a plenty,
Not one or two, or ten or twenty;
But a new year is coming, it won’t be late
And we’ll start with a brand new slate.
Written at: 8 a.m. 1-1-08
Sometimes ideas I cannot keep,
Yes that is right, I fell asleep.
And now we’re in a brand new year.
God please help me my load to bear.
I ask for help now right away,
Your guidance I will need each day.
I can’t do much alone that’s right,
Like even finish a poem last night.
I know I’m slow, that’s one of my fears,
To write this poem took part of two years.
ness meeting. The Opening Creed was read in unison. Pat
Miller gave the treasurer’s report.
Correspondence included several “Thank You” cards from
people who had received goody boxes in November. Also,
“Thank You” notes from donations to missions and from the
families of Ella Fisher and Jean Fletcher for serving funeral
lunches. “The Prayer of Least Coin” was read in unison.
Offerings were taken for the Least Coin, call to prayer and
self denial and local. It was decided to purchase two new
items for use in the church kitchen. The February work com-
mittee is Janet Whiting and Nancy Rugg.
The meeting concluded with the closing creed and prayer.
Pat Miller served delicious refreshments.
The Crawfordsville Lions met for the monthly dinner
meeting on Monday, January 14, 2008. Lion President Gene
LIntz called the meeting to order with twelve members and
one guest, Jennie Greene present. Lion President, Gene led
the Pledge of the Flag and Lion Larry Fletcher offered prayer.
Everyone enjoyed a delicious meal prepared by Alice
Hochstetler.
“Thank You” notes were read from people receiving gifts
at the Lions Christmas drawing. The upcoming pancake sup-
per set for February 9, 2008 was discussed. Ticket costs will
be $6.00 in advance and $7.00 at the door. Eleven and under
are $2.50 and pre-schoolers are free. Tickets may be pur-
chased from any Lion member.
A motion was made to have the Leo Club help at the pan-
cake supper. The meeting concluded with Lion Fletcher
twisting tails.
Ruth Erwim was hostess in her farm to twelve members of
the Crawfordsville Wednesday Study Club on January 16,
2008 at 2:00 p.m. Joan Anderson served as co-hostess. Len-
nis Beichter, President, presided at the business meeting after
leading the Flag Salute and the reading of the Club Collect.
The program of the afternoon was a group effort. At the
last meeting each member drew slips of paper that had either
the name of an interesting place in Iowa or the name of a fa-
mous person either in Iowa or had some connection to the
state. The members were to do research on their place or per-
son and make a brief report to the other members. People re-
ported on were: Tom Brokaw, Bob Feller, Norman Borloug,
Kat Megrew, Mary Louise Leonard (Lillian Russell), Robert
Schuler and Gary Cooper. It made for a most interesting pro-
gram. The program will continue at the February 20th meet-
ing to be held in the home of Helen Lease. Some brief book
reviews were also given.
PHOTO EXHIBIT at
Washington Public Library
Photographers Nancy Rash and Lyle Moen invite
the community to view their photography exhibit,
“9 Seasons of Washington,” now on display in the
Helen Wilson Gallery at the Washington Public Li-
brary. Moen has created additional seasons of snow,
ice and rain and night to show the beauty of many
weather and climate conditions that we sometimes
think are inconvenient. Come view local Washington
sites in different conditions. The display will be re-
placed on February 1st.
In February the couple will display photos of Mt.
Whitney, Death Valley, Joshua Tree, Great Sand
Dunes, Painted Dessert and Petrified Forest National
Parks as part of their annual photography exhibit at
the Library. Rash and Moen vacation in national
parks and hiking the great parks affords them some
vistas and wildlife that others may not have an oppor-
tunity to view. At each exhibit, viewers are encour-
aged to "vote" for their favorite photo.
The Arc News
The Arc wishes to share with others that another suc-
cessful year and Christmas season has been credited to
the outstanding support of the media, businesses, school
staff and administration, organizations, Foundations and
individuals in Jefferson and nearby counties. Due to this
support, following is some (but not all) of the activities/
services provided by The Arc in 2007:
Donated $200 so that individuals with disabilities can
play billiards at the Fairfield Park & Rec without
charge;
Gave two $500 scholarships—one in memory of
Susan Presley to an individual with a developmental
disability to attend a community college, and one in
memory of former and now deceased Arc Board
member Jim Horan to an individual who has com-
pleted the equivalent of a third year in college and still
directing his/her education toward involvement with
individuals with disabilities;
Provided funding as needed for local participation in
several Special Olympics competitive sport events;
Both donated and loaned money to an individual to
assist with the purchase of a scooter;
Helped fund the Challenge Little League team to at-
tend an Iowa Cubs Game and provided pizzas for the
Challenge Little League team end-of-year pizza party;
Paid for camperships for students in the Fairfield
Community School District and donated assistance on
camperships in one adjoining county, plus provided
money as needed for several adults to attend Camp
Courageous and/or Camp Reece;
The Arc also gave Christmas gifts to 29 special educa-
tion classrooms as follows: $25 checks to all Middle
School and High School special classrooms in the
Fairfield and Pekin School Districts, $15 checks to
special elementary classrooms in Fairfield, Pekin and
Van Buren Community School Districts plus two new
$1 bills to each of the students of those elementary
classrooms. In addition, Thanksgiving or Christmas
donations of up to $50 each were made to eight facili-
ties serving individuals with mental or physical dis-
abilities in Jefferson and Van Buren County, and sent
a card and $2 to 60 adult individuals with disabilities
in and from Jefferson County.
The Arc was also able to publish and mail three news-
letters called The Eye Opener; around 300 people get
a copy of it, some by delivery through the schools and
the rest by first class mail.
For all of the support that allowed The Arc to do all of
the above and more, we are so very grateful for living in
a community, County and area that is so generous.
Sincerely,
Darlene Vorhies for The Arc of Jefferson &
Nearby Counties
Henry County Relay for Life
Community Kick-Off
Submitted by Judy Hueholt, Wayland News
It is a brand new year with brand new possibili-
ties. By now many of us have made New Year’s
resolutions that we have not kept. Why not make
one that you can keep and help others while you
are doing it? Decide this is the year to help out the
American Cancer Society by participating in their
signature activity at the Henry County Relay For
Life on Saturday, July 12, 2008! Relay For Life is
a unique opportunity to come together as a commu-
nity in the fight against cancer. Many of the partici-
pants are cancer survivors, which serves as a re-
minder that our communities are not immune to
this disease and we can actually help our friends,
families and neighbors that have been touched by
cancer.
Are you not sure what it is all about or who Re-
lay is for? Well, here is your chance to learn all
about Relay For Life and what it stands for and
what it offers. Relay is for everyone from busi-
nesses, clubs, families, friends, hospitals, places of
worship, schools and service organizations.
Meet with us on Wednesday, February 13, 2008
at the Mt. Pleasant Civic Center (in the new li-
brary) at 6:00 p.m. During this time you can learn
all about Relay For Life. Also, there will be door
prizes and if you are interested in starting your own
team, you can earn incentives just for showing
up!!!
Celebrate-Remember-Fight Back is the theme
for this years’ relay Celebrate the lives of people
who have battled cancer. Remember loved ones
lost to the disease and Fight Back! These words say
it all.
We are very excited about introducing this Com-
munity Kick-Off because Relay is all about com-
munity. Henry County will have 117 people diag-
nosed with cancer this year. Because of community
support, we had a record number of cancer survi-
vors attend the 2007 Relay For Life Celebration.
Without the community and all the participants,
Relay For Life would not be able to raise an esti-
mated $407 million annually. In 2007, all of the
communities in Henry County raised an astounding
$85,000 for cancer research!!!
Lastly, anyone who has steeped foot onto a track
at Relay For Life has felt the impact that this single
event can have on a community. Imagine the power
of nearly 4,800 communities across the nation
united in a single cause. Lets be one of those com-
munities who takes charge and makes a difference!
Please join us on Wednesday, February 13th at
6:00 p.m., at the Civic Center. For more informa-
tion please contact Danielle Davidson at 319-385-
9744 or e-mail Danielle at
gopostal@iowatelecom.net.
NOTICE:
TWR’s NEW
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The Wayland Reporter Page 19 ~ January 30, 2008
Jest for Fun!
Neologisms: alternate meanings
for common words
Submitted by Bill Asenjo:
Once again, The Washington Post has published the
winning submissions to its yearly neologisms, in
which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings
for common words.
The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much
weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a
flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while
drunk.
5. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
6. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
7. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
8. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up
after you are run over by a steamroller.
9. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
10. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversa-
tion with Yiddishisms.
11. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you
die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck
there.
Other New Definitions
The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked
readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it
by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and
supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners:
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid peo-
ple that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bo-
zone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of break-
ing down in the near future.
2. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which
renders the subject financially impotent for an indefi-
nite period.
3. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very
high.
4. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sar-
castic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
5. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when
you are running late.
6. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
7. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease.
8. Karmageddon (n): Its like, when everybody is
sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then,
like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bum-
mer.
9. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting
through the day consuming only things that are good
for you.
10. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
11. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to
seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
12. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance per-
formed just after you've accidentally walked through a
spider web.
13. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito
that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning
and cannot be cast out.
14. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding
half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

The Wayland Reporter Page 20 ~ January 30, 2008
DOLLAR WI$E
By Deb Roth spending.
Who do you believe?
The tough part about all of
this is, of course, the fact
that we all want what we
are saving to grow at the
RECESSION fastest rate possible. A
DISCUSSION downturn in the market
If you have been watch- means less growth and
ing or listening to the news possible losses in our in-
at all for the past two vestments and savings
months you know that the accounts. So the questions
word “recession” has been on everyone’s mind is
on the lips of plenty of where should I have my
newscasters. But then if money invested now so
you have listened carefully that I avoid the losses?
and extensively enough There are no clear cut
you have also heard oppo- answers obviously since
nents to that view say “no even the big dogs listed
recession” is headed our above do not agree on the
way. What should the future picture. I think
average American be- there are very good viable
lieve? options available, how-
The truth is, of course, ever. For starters, now is
that no one has a crystal not the time to be investing
ball and can accurately in individual stocks for the
predict the future. Some midsize to small investor.
of the financial industry Unless you have plenty of
leaders such as Merrill money to “play” with indi-
Lynch, Goldman Sachs vidual stocks are probably
and Morgan Stanley have more risk than you want to
predicted that the 2008 take. Even investing in
economy will be cloudy stand alone mutual funds
with a mix of mild reces- would not be my first
sion. Still other big name choice at this point.
industry leaders such as Again, the risk of the
LPL, Bear Stearns, Leh- downside with no protec-
man Brothers and tion of your principal in-
Deutsche Bank think the vestment is probably
risk of recession and infla- greater than you want to
tion are being vastly over- take.
blown. They believe the There are still two
2008 economy will show choices that are great op-
gains of 6 to 8 percent for tions, however. The first
the year and that’s enough one is life insurance. Ob-
for reasonable returns and viously you should have
respectable consumer life insurance for many
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Development Notes
tively small investment you account. Keep in mind with By Dave Jennings
Iowa Tourism Office released a group tour schedule
are guaranteeing that your this choice that not all vari-
family will have a large able annuities are created with international travel and meetings/conventions na-
sum of money to rely on in equal. Some of the features tional trade events that their staff will be attending.
the event of your death even I have mentioned may not Iowa Tourism is promoted all across our country! In
during a down market or be available in all products. April and June the group will be at Chicago, in May
poor economic times. With Know your financial ad- and August in Las Vegas; in November in Pittsburgh at
the added advantage of long visor and get a product with National Tour Association; in January 2009 they will
term savings that can be all the features mentioned travel to Corpus Christi, Texas. Their 2008 Iowa Travel
used during your life it above. Guide is now available online at: www.traveliowa.com
makes a great SAFE invest- These are just my opin- or by calling 800-345-IOWA. All Iowa Welcome Cen-
ment no matter what the ions and I’ll let you know ters stock the guide and the tourism office is promoting
economy or markets are when I get my crystal ball it. The themes of Pamper Yourself, Spend More Time
doing. so I can give you exact pre- with Your Family, Get Back to Nature, Get Off the
The second option is a dictions for the future. If Beaten Path, and Learn More About Your Heritage
variable annuity. You get you have questions or com- will hopefully encourage people to use the guide.
the opportunity to invest in ments please feel free to The Travel Federation of Iowa’s Legislative Show-
the market with a guarantee contact me at 319-256- case will be held February 5th at the Iowa State Fair-
that your principal is pro- 7200, email us at de- grounds. A luncheon and seminar will be held as well.
tected. You can move broth@farmtel.net Burlington Chamber will be attending Great River
among the market choices or stop in to see me at 203 Days in Des Moines and Washington D.C. These an-
as the economy changes. West Main, Wayland, IA nual legislative trips address interests and the effects of
You may even have the state and federal legislation on local businesses and
communities.
Plans are underway for the 4th annual new rural re-
alities summit to be held from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. March
11th. Topics will range from rural entrepreneurship to
Toll-Free:
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ing and bath. Immediate Possession! Front Street, Wayland. Priced
Welcome Centers. The guide will also be placed along
Interstates and offered on the internet.
to Sell—Only $69,500!
The Burlington Chamber will be taking field trips
NEW LISTINGS!!
*GREAT STARTER HOME—3 BR, 1 bath located in Craw- sponsored by Department of Economic Development
fordsville. Tons of storage space, including 2 garages on extra large to Las Vega, California, Texas, Minneapolis and Chi-
lot! At only $65,500, this house has tons of potential!! cago.
*BEAUTIFUL—1 acre lot on rural lakefront. Utilities already on Morning Sun is looking into a grocery co-cop to
property and dock is included!! Located near Crawfordsville with
quick access to Hwy 218!!
keep the grocery story running. It has been for sale for
8 months and it may still have to close. It takes more
PRICES REDUCED!!
*ALMOST NEW—3 BR, 2 ½ bath with Master BR/bath. Main money to buy supplies than it used to. An article about
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roof, plumbing wiring, foundation, siding, appliances, and more!! The Washington Chamber building burned with
Includes extra large garage/workspace! Located in Crawfordsville,
and now priced at $139,000, this house won’t be available long!!
some of their files and supplies still stored in the build-
ing. Their planned move to the Bryson Block building
was delayed due to renovations.
Farmers & Merchants
Mutual Telephone Company
210 W. Main Street (PO Box 247)
Wayland, IA 52654
Phone (319) 256-2736
Comments and opinions expressed by Mr. Jennings are not
necessarily the views of The Wayland Reporter or of Farmer’s &
Merchants Telephone Co.
Question of the Day?
Why does a slight tax
increase cost you
$200.00 …
and a substantial tax
cut saves you $30.00?
 The Wayland Reporter Page 21 ~ January 30, 2008
COWS or PLOWS????
Cattle producers in eastern Iowa are invited to a day that focuses on the costs of maintaining the cow herd Commercial Pesticide
on Thursday, February 14, at Marengo. It will be held on Thursday, February 14, at 1:30 pm at Zentmire
Hall on the Iowa County Fairgrounds in Marengo. Applicator Training
High feed costs force cattlemen to look at alternatives for winter feed, but what about their cropping pro- CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa -- All commercial pesticide
gram? This program will help you look at the potential economic impact of using fewer acres to support the applicators must take exams in order to become ini-
cow herd. tially certified and some choose to become re-certified
Bob Wells and Denise Schwab, ISU Extension specialists, will share a study nicknamed “Cows or Plows” by exam rather than by attending continuing instruc-
where they examined how to keep cows on pasture land in Iowa despite the high grain prices. What can we tional courses. With the arrival of Asian soybean rust
do to get more forage from our pastures, produce more winter feed from fewer acres, and keep our cows in this country, many commercial applicators are con-
economical? In addition, Steve Johnson, Iowa County NRCS director, will discuss cost share opportunities sidering adding agricultural diseases (Category 1C) to
for pasture programs and Bob Wells will share a cattle outlook for 2008. their certification so that they can apply fungicides.
Pre-registration is due Tuesday, Feb. 12. The event is free, but they would like to know if you plan to at-
tend. Please preregister by calling the Iowa County Extension office at 319-642-5504 or the Iowa County Two training sessions designed to help prepare indi-
NRCS office at 319-668-2359. The event is being sponsored by the Iowa County NRCS; the Iowa County viduals for the commercial pesticide applicator exami-
Extension and Iowa State University Extension. nations will be offered in southeast Iowa. One session
is in Marion on Monday, Feb. 18, in the Linn County
Extension Office at 3279 7th Ave. A second session
ISU Horticulture Producer Workshop will be offered in Bettendorf on Tuesday, Feb. 26, in
Iowa State University Extension will have a Horticulture Producer Workshop on Wednesday, February 6, the Scott County Extension Office, 875 Tanglefoot
at the Kalona Chamber of Commerce Building, 514 B Avenue, Kalona from 10am-3pm. Lane. Training will begin at 9 a.m. at both locations.
Topics include: aphid control, pollination, greenhouse climate control, trends in floriculture, and produce
auction marketing techniques. The training sessions will cover the Iowa Core Manual
There is no registration fee and pre-registration is not required, although encouraged, and can be made by and Categories 1A (Agricultural Weed Management),
calling ISU Extension Johnson County office at 319-337-2145 or emailing omall@iastate.edu. 1B (Agricultural Insect Control), 1C (Agricultural Crop
The workshop is targeted for Amish and Mennonite producers but is open to any interested producers. This Disease Management), 3O,T, and G (Ornamental, Turf,
meeting is sponsored by a grant from the USDA Risk Management Agency. and Greenhouse Pest Management), 4 (Seed Treat-
ment) and 6 (Right-of-Way). Training on the Iowa
Core Manual will be from 9 to 10:45 a.m. Training on
the other categories will begin at approximately 10:45
a.m. and conclude in early afternoon.

There is a $20 fee per person at each training session.

These training sessions do NOT qualify as continuing
instructional courses. For more information, please
contact Jim Fawcett at (319) 337-2145 or Virgil
Schmitt at (563) 263-5701.

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Obituaries & Funeral John D. Reneger, Phil Marshal, age 99, of Winfield died January 9,
Notices age 83, died Monday
December 24, 2007 at
2008 in Rogers, Minnesota.
Phillip W. Marshall was born in Swedesburg on
the Washington Care
Cloyd Dwight Watson Center following a
November 2, 1908, the fourth child of Adeline
(Conrad) and James A. Marshall. He graduated
short illness. from Olds High School in 1925.
Cloyd Dwight Watson, 84, of Wayland, IA died Monday Celebration of Life After six months of business school he worked for
December 17, 2007 at Washington County Hospital in services were held
Washington following a lengthy illness. Funeral services
a time in Chicago. Then he returned to Winfield to
10:30 am Thursday help out at home. For a time during the depression
were held at 10:30 A.M. Thursday, December 20, 2007 at December 27, 2007 at
Hope Lutheran Church in Germanville with Rev. Wayne he helped build the original Highway 218 from Mt.
the Jones – Eden Fu- Pleasant to Crawfordsville. On January 29, 1936 he
Wilkin officiating. Burial was in Hope Lutheran Cemetery.
Visitation at Gould Funeral Home in Richland was at 4:00 neral Home in Wash- married Shasta Lucille Spangler of Winfield. He
P.M. Wednesday with the family present from 6:00 to 7:30 ington with Pastor Julie Poulsen officiating. Visitation was passionately in love with her for 69 years until
P.M. In lieu of flowers, the family requests memorials to began at 12:00 pm Wednesday at the Jones – Eden Funeral her death in April 2005.
either Hope Lutheran Church or the Wayland First Re- Home where the family received friends from 6:00 until They were wonderful parents to their three chil-
sponders. These may be mailed to the family at 301 West 8:00. Interment with Military Honors conducted by Wash- dren: Ellie (Lennie) Tompkins of Cedar Falls, IA,
3rd Street, Wayland, IA 52654. ington American Legion Post 29 will take place at Colum- Phil Jr. Norma of Altus, OK, and Barb (Denny)
Mr. Watson was born at Fremont, IA June 1, 1923, the bus City Cemetery. A general memorial has been estab-
son of Carl R. and Charlotte Lottie (Martin) Watson. He
Longnecker of Brooklyn Park, MN.
lished. Online condolences may be sent for John’s family Phil farmed in the Winfield area until his retire-
grew up in the Richland/Rubio area and attended area through the Web at www.jonesfh.com .
schools. Mr. Watson married Lois Eshelman November ment in 1959. He also worked in town at the eleva-
John was born on July 1, 1924 in Toledo, Ohio to C.F. tor and lumber yard for a number of years while he
16, 1948 at Hope Lutheran Church in Germanville. He
worked as a mechanic for 35 years and as a road grader for and Pearl (Henning) Reneger. He graduated from Wood- was farming and after he retired from farming. Phil
Jefferson County Road Maintenance for 14 years. During ward High School in Toledo, Ohio. John served in the was active in the community his entire life.
his career as a mechanic, he became the ‘go to’ mechanic United States Army during World War II and during the He was especially active in the Lions Club and
for AC tractor problems. Mr. Watson was a long time Korean Conflict. His completed military schooling at the First Presbyterian Church of Winfield. He was an
member of Hope Lutheran Church, was a member of the Sea Coast Artillery School at Fort Scott, California, and athlete, who played softball until he was 50 years of
church council and served on the Rubio School Board. He Radar School at Camp Moore in Japan. He served in Ja- age. Then the Twin Lakes Country Club opened and
and his wife lived in Rubio for 53 years then moved to pan from 1948-1949, in Korea from 1949-1951 and again
Wayland in 2001.
he switched to the gentleman’s game of golf, where
in England from 1954-1955. Before his last overseas tour, he shot his age on at least two occasions, with a
Mr. Watson is survived by his wife Lois of Wayland, he was the AAOC Operations Sergeant at the Chicago
one son Ricky Watson and his wife Loni of Richland and hole-in-one in 1994 at the age of 86.
Gary Defense Headquarters. John holds a Bronze Star, 2 Phil was preceded in death by his wife, his parents
one daughter Cindy Guy and her husband Danny Joe of
Brighton, and two grandsons: Andy and Adam Guy. He Purple Hearts with an Oak Leaf Cluster, and Good Con- and eight siblings: Thelma, Gilbert, Blanche,
was preceded in death by his parents, three brothers: Law- duct Medals. Lucille, George, Inez, James, and Doris. He is sur-
rence, Derral, Delano (Bun) Watson and three sisters: John was united in marriage to Ruth Wagenknecht on vived by his children, eight grandchildren and 12
Wanita Derby, Lailla Ash and Winniefred Watson. October 23, 1954 at the United Methodist Church in great grandchildren and one sister; Lorna. His body
Washington. John retired from the United States Army in has been cremated and there will be a memorial ser-
1967. Later he worked for McCleery – Cummings Com- vice and an inurnment ceremony for Phil and Shasta
Naomi Opal Bowen pany, Washington County Sheriff’s Department as a dep-
uty, Washington County Assessor’s Office, Thompson
Memorial Day weekend.
Phil was a very friendly person who was loved by
1929 at the Little Brown Auto, and Washington Manufacturing until his retirement all. One of his greatest assets was that he treated
Church in Nashua, Iowa. Opal in 1986. John was a member of the Odd Fellows, and the everyone with the same respectful consideration and
was a lifelong homemaker and American Legion. Christian love.
farm wife who loved the out- John is survived by his wife, Ruth Reneger of Washing- Memorials can be directed to the Lions Club Eye
doors, flowers, and gardening. ton; daughters, Nancy Smith and husband Arnie of Wash- Bank directly or sent to Ellie Tompkins at 127 51st
She was a leader of the Dutch- ington; Barb Grieser and husband Doyle of Wayland; Sue
ettes 4-H club for several years. Street, Holmes Beach, FL 34217.
Widmer and husband Dan of Washington; 9 grandchil-
She served on the Washington
dren; and 3 sisters, Mildred Peatry of Milton, Florida;
County Historical Board. Opal
Catherine Gladuix of Newport Richie, Florida; and
Naomi Opal Bowen, age 97,
volunteered for the county task
force of Heritage Agency on Geraldine Paupard of Toledo, Ohio. GREAT
He was preceded in death by his parents, and 1 brother,
of Wayland died Friday, De-
cember 28 at Parkview Nursing
Aging in Cedar Rapids. She
was a member of the United Clarence Reneger. GIFT IDEA
Home in Wayland, Iowa fol- Methodist Church in West
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Olletha Marguerite
lowing a short illness. Chester, served on the Dublin
Celebration of Life services Community Center Board of The Wayland Reporter!
were held 1:30 pm Friday Directors, and was a life long Only $15.00 a year to keep in touch with
January 4, 2008 at the
Jones – Eden Funeral Home in
member of W.R.C. in Keota.
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Washington officiated by Rev. clubs in the community. 2561 320th St., Wayland, IA 52654
Marlene Janssen. The family Opal is survived by one son, Olletha Marguerite Waterhouse,
received friends at the Jones- J. Victor Bowen and wife 86 of the Grace Hill community, in marriage to Robert Allen Waterhouse Sr. at the Brighton
Eden Funeral Home from 12:30 Nancy of Keota; two grandchil- west of Washington, died, Mon- Presbyterian Church.
– 1:30 Friday. Interment took dren, Robin Potts and husband day, January 21, 2008 at her She was a faithful member of the First Church of God in
place at the Keota Cemetery in Tracy of Kingwood, Texas; Brighton. She was a housewife and mother. Her faith and
Keota. Memorials may be Jeffrey Bowen of Keota; four
home.
Funeral Services were at 11:00 family is what she treasured most.
made to the West Chester great grandchildren, Eric Potts Survivors include her son, James and wife Berna of
United Methodist Church or and Michelle Potts of King- A.M. Friday, January 25, 2008 at
the First Church of God in Brigh- Keota, Iowa, daughter, Joy Miller and husband Dennis of
Hospice. Online condolences wood, Texas; Brian Bowen and
may be sent for Opal’s family Nichole Bowen of Washington; ton with Pastor Kevin Dice offici- Keota; brothers Gail Zickefoose and wife Karen of Brigh-
through the Web at sister, Bonny Kempf of Pres- ating. Burial was in the Grace ton, Leslie Zickefoose and wife Joelyn of Brighton; sisters,
www.jonesfh.com cott, Arizona; 4 nephews, and Hill Cemetery. Visitation began at Jean Dunbar and husband James of Brighton and Darlene
Opal was born November 8, one sister-in-law Mrs. Robert Noon Thursday at the Beatty Fu- Reighard and husband Gailen of Willard, MO; brother in
1910 near West Chester the Bowen of California. neral Home in Washington with family receiving friends law, Joe Ricks Sr. of Wayland; sister in law Dorothy Zicke-
daughter of Noah Everett and She was preceded in death from 6-8:00 P.M. Memorials may be designated to the foose of Washington; nine grandchildren, thirty-eight great-
Martha (Baker) West. She by her parents, brother Rex in grandchildren and one great-great-grandson
attended school in rural near 1947, husband James in 1990,
American Heart Association or the First Church of God in
Brighton in the name of Olletha Marguerite Waterhouse. She was preceded in death by her parents, husband
West Chester and also attended sister Marie in 2006, two sisters Robert Sr. April 10, 2003, sons David Lynn and Robert
West Chester High School. in infancy, and one nephew Ray Olletha was born January 2, 1922 on the family farm,
north of Olds, Iowa the daughter of William Earnest and Allen Jr., brother Leonard, sister June Ricks, grandsons Ja-
Opal was united in marriage to Jones in 2007.
James C. Bowen on June 29, Bessie (Neff) Zickefoose. On June 23, 1940 she was united son and Jon, and two great-grandchildren.
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Obituaries & Funeral Notices (continued)
Michael L. Kaufman
Bernice Barbara Roth Evelyn Neff Michael L. Kaufman, age
Evelyn Neff, age 83, of 51, of Wayland, Iowa died
Bernice Barbara Roth, 89 of Wednesday January 9, 2008
Wayland, died Tuesday, January Washington died Thursday
January 3, 2008 in Washing- at the Henry County Health
1, 2008 at the Parkview Home in Center in Mt. Pleasant fol-
Wayland following a lengthy ill- ton following a
sudden illness. lowing a five year battle
ness. with cancer.
Funeral Services were held at Celebration of Life ser-
vices were held 10:30 am Celebration of life ser-
10:30 AM Saturday, January 5, vices were held 10:30 am
2008 at the Sugar Creek Mennon- Tuesday January 8, 2008 at
the Jones – Eden Funeral Saturday, January 12, 2008
ite Church with Pastor Nathan at the Jones-Eden Funeral
Luitjens officiating. Burial was in Home in Washington with
Rev. Bob Wollenberg officiat- Home in Washington, Iowa
the Sugar Creek Cemetery. There with Rev. Don Lowe offici-
was no visitation. Beatty Funeral Home in Wayland han- ing. Visitation was at 12:00 husband Chuck of Burlington,
pm Monday at the Jones – Iowa; son, Donald Neff and ating. Visitation was at noon
dled arrangements. Memorials in the name of Bernice Bar- Friday at the Jones-Eden
bara Roth have been designated to the Parkview Home or Eden Funeral Home where wife Karen of Wayland, Iowa;
the family received friends daughter, Linda Sinn of Way- Funeral Home where the Zachary. Mike last worked
Sugar Creek Cemetery. family received friends from at Veyance Tech Incorpo-
Bernice was born November 21, 1918 in Albany, Oregon from 6:00 until 8:00 Monday land, Iowa; daughter, Sandy
evening. Interment took Flood and husband Bear of 6:00 to 8:00 Friday evening. rated in Mt. Pleasant, Iowa.
the daughter of Daniel and Lydia (Leichty) Steckly. She Interment with military hon- He is survived by his wife
was united in marriage to Gilbert F. Roth February 16, 1939 place at the Cottonwood Raytown, Missouri; 12 grand-
Cemetery in Wayland. A children; 21 great grandchil- ors conducted by Washing- Donna Kaufman of Way-
at her parent’s home in Albany, Oregon. ton American Legion Post land, Iowa; son Joseph Kauf-
She was a member of the Sugar Creek Mennonite Church general memorial has been dren; 3 great, great grandchil-
established. Online condo- dren; sister, Aileen Shull of #29 will take place at the man of Wayland, Iowa;
and the Women’s sewing group. Bernice was a housewife Elm Grove Cemetery in son Michael “Bubba” Kauf-
and worked at cleaning houses in Washington and Iowa lences may be sent for Eve- Washington; brother, Dale
lyn’s family through the Web Smith and wife Mary of Washington, Iowa. Memo- man and wife Abbe and their
City for many years. She enjoyed helping Gilbert on the rials have been established son Zachary of Wayland,
farm, sewing and spending time with friends and grandchil- at www.jonesfh.com . Washington; sister, Ruth La-
Evelyn was born on June mansky of Washington; sister, for the American Cancer Iowa; Mother Luella Miller
dren. Society. Online condolences and stepfather Roy of Way-
Survivors include sons, Lynn G. Roth and wife Linda of 25, 1924 in Lexington, Iowa Shirley Barwick of Daven-
the daughter of Milton and port; brother, Stanley Smith of may be sent for Mike’s fam- land, Iowa; and father Ray-
Mt. Pleasant and Rodrick D. Roth and wife Kathy of Mt. ily through the Web at mond Kaufman and step-
Pleasant; daughter Karen Swartzendruber of Wayland; Eva (Ramsey) Smith. She Denver, Colorado; brother,
attended rural school in Wash- Harold Smith of Murrieta, www.jonesfh.com . mother Bonnie of Mt. Pleas-
brothers Allen Steckly and wife Anna Mae of Madris, OR Mike was born June 7, ant, Iowa. He is also sur-
and Kenneth Steckly and wife Carole of Corvallis, OR; ington County. Evelyn was California; and son-in-law,
united in marriage to Don H. Eugene Boock of Washing- 1956 in Washington, Iowa vived by brother Terry Kauf-
sister Florence Graber of Wayland; seven grandchildren and the son of Raymond and man and wife Bonnie of
five great-grandchildren. Neff on July 20, 1941 in Ka- ton.
hoka, Missouri. Evelyn was a Evelyn was preceded in Luella (Alliman) Kaufman. Fairfield, Iowa; brother
She was preceded in death by her parents, Husband Gil- He attended school in Way- Kenny Kaufman and wife
bert in July of 1994, brothers Harold and Max. life long resident of Washing- death by her parents; husband
ton County. She worked at in 1975; daughter, Nancy land, Iowa and graduated Diana of Wayland, Iowa;
Advance Ross, The Box Fac- Boock in 1985; 2 grandchil- from WACO High School. brother Dennis Kaufman of
Ruth Mary Goldsmith tory, and later at the Washing- dren, Pamela Ray and Kathy Following high school, Mike
served in the United States
Wayland, Iowa; sister Sherry
Iccarino-Kaufman of Daven-
ton Care Center until her re- Boock; and siblings, Donald
Ruth Mary Goldsmith, 92 of tirement. Evelyn enjoyed Smith; Donna Wilson; Air Force from 1974 – 1978. port, Iowa; sister Lynne
Washington, formally of Wayland, spending time with her fam- Charles Smith; Norma Brin- On April 30, 1976 Mike was Reighard and husband Rick
died Friday, January 11, 2008 at ily. Evelyn especially enjoyed ning; and 1 son-in-law, Ed united in marriage to Donna of Topeka, Kansas; as well
Halcyon House in Washington fol- her grandchildren. Sinn. Peiffer in Riverside, Califor- as half sisters Lori, Crystal,
lowing a short illness. Evelyn is survived by her nia. Mike and Donna moved Carmen, and Holly and nu-
Funeral Services were held at daughter, Joyce Forde and to Wayland, Iowa in 1978. merous step brothers and
10:30 AM Saturday, January 19, After returning to Iowa, sisters.
2008 at the Beatty Funeral Home in Mike worked at the Good- He was preceded in death
Washington with Pastor Linda Ren- year Rubber and Tire Com- by his brother Danny Kauf-
ken officiating. Burial was at the Thoughts … “There is surely a future hope pany in Mt. Pleasant, Iowa. man and grandparents
Finley Cemetery south of Wayland. He loved to read science Blanche &Lester Alliman
Open visitation was from 9:00 AM for you, and your hope will not be cut off” fiction books and go mush- and Andy Kaufman.
till 5:00 PM Friday at the Beatty ~ Proverbs 23:13 NIV rooming. He was a jokester
Funeral Home. Memorials in the name of Ruth Mary Gold- and lived for his grandson,
smith may be designated to the Wayland Methodist Church or
Hospice of Washington Co.
Ruth was born August 29, 1915 on a farm, near Trenton,
Iowa the daughter of Frank M. and Mary M. (Zuhn) Gold-
smith.
She attended Maple Grove School until moving to Wayland,
when she was seven. She graduated from Wayland High
School and the College of Commerce in Burlington. She also
attended North Texas State University and El Centro College
in Dallas, Texas.
Ruth was active in community and church affairs. Through
the years she served as Jefferson Township Clerk, District
Treasurer of the Untied Methodist Women, District President
of American Legion Auxiliary, President of Business and Pro-
fessional Women, President of United Methodist Women,
Treasurer of Ladies Auxiliary to VFW, and served in many
other offices. She was honored for naming the official publica-
tion of the Iowa American Legion Auxiliary, “ALA Commu-
nique”.
For eighteen years she served as organist of the United
Methodist Church in Wayland, where she was a member since
her youth. She was a long time member of the United Method-
ist Women, VIP member of the American Legion Auxiliary,
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cousins and friends. She was preceded in death by her parents
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