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News Friday, February 28, 2014 The Daily Tar Heel 7
Stolen honor paddle
Someone stole a paddle at
Delta Kappa Epsilon honor-
ing a deceased former presi-
dent. See pg. 3 for story.
Changing in-state
Board of Governors
proposes to grant in-state
tuition to military students.
See pg. 3 for story.
Crafting great comedy
False Profits prepares for
second comedy show after
two members open for Lewis
Black. See online for story.
Wit, Lit and Music
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erary favorites to host old-
time variety show Saturday.
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Complete the grid
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and 3-by-3 box (in
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every digit 1 to 9.
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ACROSS
1 Poetic or Prose
mythological work
5 Movie rating org.
9 R&B singer known for
popularizing Auto-Tune
14 Device for Marner
15 Orderers reference
16 In what way?
17 Not to mention
18 Non-magical Harry
Potter animal?
20 Shill
22 Serengeti predators
23 Camembert left out in the
sun too long?
26 Whammy
29 Cockney location word
30 Bean opening?
31 Constant flow
33 Annoy
36 Inventing middle name
37 Womans enticing
movements?
42 Gulf of __
43 Stands
44 The Aztecs
Tonatiuh, for one
47 Bert Bobbseys
twin
48 Old sports org.
with a red, white
and blue ball
51 Germaphobia may
be a symptom of
it, for short
52 Miracle in the
mire?
56 British bishops
headdress
57 Target
58 Periodical dedicated to
stylish boots?
63 Best Picture of 1958, and
a hint to this puzzles
theme
64 Japanese comics
65 Kitchenware brand
66 First name in case fiction
67 Rebuff
68 Lunkhead
69 One may make you
uncomfortable
DOWN
1 Go by
2 Almighty __
3 How much to take
4 First __ equals
5 Dee-lish!
6 Little, in Lille
7 Position, as a pool cue
8 Bellow title hero March
9 Place to browse
10 Sci-fi vehicles
11 Reverence
12 Expert finish?
13 Here-there link
19 Fans disappointment
21 1980s-90s heavyweight
champ
24 E. follower
25 Serengeti scavenger
26 Word after raise or catch
27 Place for a nest, perhaps
28 Short holiday?
32 Joplin works
33 Artistic dynasty
34 Sun. message
35 Strong like string
37 Burkina __
38 Cabinet dept.
39 Heal
40 Part of Caesars boast
41 Italys largest port
45 Sci-fi character
nicknamed Ben
46 Heap affection (on)
48 Regard highly
49 Hunting dog
50 More pretentious
53 __ is good
54 Wall Street antagonist
who said 53-Down
55 Spinal Tap guitarist
Tufnel
56 Roman Cath. title
58 Verbal stumbles
59 Disparity
60 Serengeti prey
61 PC screen type
62 __-hoo!
Ive never been called to any-
thing else the way that Im
called to writing, she said. I
feel like this is the gift that I
was handed.
As it is in Heaven is avail-
able as a paperback book, but
Bainbridge also plans to sell
a digital version of her book
online at retailers like Amazon.
com and eReader.com.
Kathy Pories, senior editor
at the Chapel Hill publishing
house Algonquin Books, said
student authors have to fol-
low the same process that any
other writer would in order to
publish a book.
They would have to make
it into the best shape possible
and take it through a number
of drafts so that what they
sent out was really polished,
Pories said.
Its not like getting a job,
where people are looking at
your experience but they
are going to look at the pages
to see if this is writing that
just blows them away. Thats
even more impressive if youre
young and you manage to
write something thats really
perfection.
Heather Wilson, a sopho-
more English major, is working
on a memoir to preserve details
from her adolescence and
childhood. She said a memoir-
writing class inspired her to
think about how her experi-
ences could come together.
I know its kind of unusual
to want to publish a memoir
at a young age, but I just had
a really, really strange child-
hood, she said.
I lived in six different
states from the ages of zero to
20, so theres just a lot of dif-
ferent variety there and a very
interesting family dynamic.
It seems that it will lend itself
well to a memoir.
Wilson said publication
might be the goal of her mem-
oir, but she just wants to get
her memories written down so
her children can read about her
young life.
Palmer also said she
doesnt write to be published
she writes to fulfill some-
thing internal.
The way that I interact with
the world is through stories,
she said. Having the chance to
self-publish and share my novel
with others my friends, my
family, the University was
really fabulous.
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AUTHORS
FROM PAGE 1
Aikens celebrity status has
garnered attention nation-
wide, but it may not cinch a
win, Guillory said.
He may speak the way peo-
ple want to hear, he may not,
we dont know yet, he said.
Hes an untested candidate.
Party front-runners
Some state legislative heavy-
weights will enjoy an easy road
FILING
FROM PAGE 1
to re-election in 2014.
N.C. Senate President
Pro Tempore Phil Berger
(R-Rockingham) is run-
ning unopposed so far in the
Republican Party in his dis-
trict. Berger won the district
in the 2012 general election
with about 60 percent of the
vote.
On the other side of the
aisle, Sen. Valerie Foushee
(D-Durham) has a clear path
back to her seat in Raleigh.
Foushee, who was elected
to the House in 2012, was
chosen to fill Ellie Kinnairds
vacated N.C. Senate seat in
September.
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third and fourth options in
some of those plays that we
havent been tending to do
that. They took us out of what
we were trying to do.
UNC (21-8, 9-6 ACC) came
out of the timeout seemingly
unperturbed after the fast-
paced opening and cut the
Fighting Irishs lead down to
20-15, but this was as close as
the team would get the rest of
the night.
The Fighting Irish would
proceed to cut the UNC
defense up with surgical
finesse slipping off screens,
using backdoor cuts and an
astonishing 60.6 field-goal
percentage to procure a 55-38
lead at the half.
Sophomore forward Xylina
McDaniel said adjusting
to Notre Dames offensive
approach was an arduous task,
and the teams inability to do
so was critical to the outcome.
They come out there and
screen so fast thats just
hard to guard, McDaniel
said. Its so slow, but some-
times we kind of ball-watch,
which messes us up on the
help-side (defense). Its the
little things that make it dif-
ficult, but bring the difference
into the game. And that was
the difference.
McDaniel attempted to be
the difference maker in the
opening minutes of the second
half scoring five of the Tar
Heels eight straight points. Her
effort proved to be unfruitful
as the sharp-shooting McBride
and Natalie Achonwa would
continue to build on their suc-
cessful evenings.
The two seniors, who have
appeared in three straight
Final Fours, finished the
night with a combined 52
points. Their experience was
unmatched by the young Tar
Heels.
Freshman forward
Stephanie Mavunga said the
loss will hopefully be some-
thing the young team can use
as motivation going forward.
I think as freshmen we
just got to take this as a hard-
fought loss and as a learning
lesson, Mavunga said. And
just get back on the court
tomorrow, work hard and
never let it happen again.
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BASKETBALL
FROM PAGE 1
MUNCHING WITH MUSIC
F
our-year-old Fetcher Wulber, of Chapel Hill,
attended Carrboro Century Centers final
Lunch Box Concert on Thursday, a series
where the audience was encouraged to bring their
lunch. The Loose Mood Experiment performed.
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Author lectures on race and geography
By Erin Davis
Staff Writer
Author Antonio Tillis
believes peoples racial identi-
fication can change radically
depending on where they are.
Tillis, a professor at
Dartmouth College, deliv-
ered the spring 2014 African
Diaspora Lecture Thursday
night in the Sonja Haynes
Stone Center.
His speech was entitled
Corporal Cartography:
Mapping the Body in U.S.
Afro Latino Literature. Tillis
is currently working on a
book of the same title.
His lecture explored the
relationship between the
map of ones physical body
and the map of ones physical
surroundings in U.S.-Afro-
Latino literature. His study
focused on modern literature,
the earliest of his sources
being from the 1990s.
Tillis explores the culture of
minorities in the United States
in his works.
He began by thanking those
who have helped him in his
career, including Chancellor
Carol Folt, his colleague from
Dartmouth.
He tied in a variety of
factors, including sexuality,
national identity, gender, reli-
gion and race identification
as they related to the protago-
nists he cited in his literary
studies.
My favorite part is where I
get to get feedback and ques-
tions. I want to create a space
of intellectual inquiry, Tillis
said.
Several students and pro-
fessors in attendance were
quick to take Tillis up on his
offer of discussion.
One person in attendance
asked Tillis about how he
plans to address issues sur-
rounding the idea of being
American in his book.
Tillis replied that the first
thing he learned in gradu-
ate school was not to take
into account the authorship,
but to take into account the
reader when writing.
Junior Briana Stevens, who
attended the lecture, said she
came for a friend but was
pleasantly surprised by the
experience.
I thought it was really
interesting how he put how
people feel about their race
and nationality into a geo-
graphical context, she said.
Another junior, Omololu
Babatunde, said she was thor-
oughly impressed by the talk.
I really enjoyed it because
it relates a lot to my area of
study, geography, and how
Im personally trying to map
my own life as an African liv-
ing in the diaspora, she said.
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Opinion Friday, February 28, 2014 The Daily Tar Heel 8
W
ith incredibly
large paychecks
on the horizon
for attorney Kenneth
Wainstein and his staff
as they further investi-
gate academic miscon-
duct in the Universitys
former African and
Afro-American Studies
Department, administra-
tors need to make sure
their probe accomplishes
all that it should, or else it
will just be another notch
on the investigation belt.
This latest inquiry was
prompted by new infor-
mation uncovered by
Orange County District
Attorney Jim Woodall
during his criminal inves-
tigation of the scandal.
Wainstein will receive
$990 per hour for this
investigation, and his staff
will also receive hundreds
of dollars an hour, but
UNC needs to make sure
it gets what its paying for.
This is a huge sum,
especially at a time when
budget cuts are already
putting a burden on the
University. Therefore, this
investigation must be so
thorough that no stone
is left unturned and any
future inquiry is satisfied
with the information they
find. This way, Chancellor
Make your money count
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QUOTE OF THE DAY
FEATURED ONLINE READER COMMENT
UNC Israeli Apartheid
Week is taking place
TO THE EDITOR:
On Wednesday after-
noon, members of UNC
Students for Justice in
Palestine posted hundreds
of mock eviction notices
on the doors of several
residence halls throughout
UNCs campus.
The action was intend-
ed to call attention to the
harsh reality of life for
Palestinians.
Eviction notices are rou-
tinely given to Palestinian
families living under
oppressive Israeli occupa-
tion.
The goal is to confiscate
Palestinian land for Israeli
settlements and make life
so miserable for Arabs that
they have no choice but to
eventually leave their land
and homes.
Since 1967, approxi-
mately 27,000 Palestinian
homes have been demol-
ished by Israel, as esti-
mated by the Israeli
Committee Against House
Demolitions.
For more than 65 years,
successive Israeli govern-
ments have used home
demolitions to displace the
native Palestinian popula-
tion in order to create a
Jewish-majority Zionist
state.
This is in violation of
Article 53 of the Fourth
Geneva Convention.
The eviction notices
were clearly fake, and we
hope that they will incite a
greater dialogue on cam-
pus about the Palestinian-
Israeli conflict, a conflict
that is clearly influenced
by the American govern-
ment and American uni-
versities.
The U.S. has provided
over $200 billion in mili-
tary funding to Israel over
the past six decades, and all
that we seem to have got-
ten from it is this apartheid
system.
South African
anti-apartheid leader
Archbishop Desmond
Tutu has been frank in his
opinion of Israeli apart-
heid.
In a speech in the
United States, Archbishop
Tutu said he saw the
humiliation of the
Palestinians at check-
points and roadblocks,
suffering like us when
young white police officers
prevented us from moving
about.
UNC has a strong history
of student activism and
being a voice for those who
cannot be heard.
We are proud to uphold
this tradition and think it
a fundamental aspect of
what it means to be a UNC
student and citizen of the
world.
Use the hashtag
#UNCMockeviction to let
us hear your thoughts on
the mock eviction notice,
and please come out to
the events for UNC Israeli
Apartheid Week next
week!
Layla Quran 15
Global Studies
LETTERS TO
THE EDITOR
The national media has given her a plat-
form to tell her story, inaccurate or not, and
they dont appear to be taking it away soon.
Henry S., on continued coverage of Mary Willingham nationwide.
I would seriously doubt that people no longer
believe the story it tells I would say that
story is still as relevant today as it was in 2010.
Lindsey Bennett, on some people saying UNCs commercial is dated
EDITORIAL CARTOON By Ngozika A. Nwoko, Chapman and Hilligan, nwoko@live.unc.edu
Dont
push
partying
on others
W
hat are you
drinking?
I peeled my
friends fingers back from the
tall, colorful can he was hold-
ing, expecting to see a Four
Loko.
Arizona tea? I laughed.
Then I pulled him into a game
of beer pong with me.
This was at an apartment
party a few months ago. Its a
moment I have been ashamed
of since that friend gently
brought it to my attention a
few days later. In that moment,
I was pushing a widespread
drinking culture that Ive now
started to question. My experi-
ence in college has been that,
socially, not wanting to party
is not OK and I think that
needs to change.
Dont get me wrong; I love
parties. I love meeting new peo-
ple, I love dancing like an idiot
with my friends, I love reminisc-
ing the next morning about all
the fun we had the night before.
And then sometimes I dont
want to drink or go out. Which
should be fine, but often its not.
I acknowledge that partying
is part of the culture here in
Spain, where dinner time is 10
p.m., pregames start after mid-
night and cities are famous for
their nightclubs. Because Im
an exchange student in Europe,
people are confused when
they hear I spent a weekend in
Barcelona and didnt go out at
night why I rarely go out at
all, wherever I am. I feel a need
to defend that choice to every-
one who asks how the nightlife
was for each city I visited.
But I shouldnt need to
defend my idea that making
the most of a weekend in a new
city includes getting up early
with lots of energy and with-
out a hangover. I know that I
might miss a famous landmark
if I dont get there first thing in
the morning to beat the lines,
and I dont know how Id enjoy
exploring a city on foot all day
if I didnt get enough sleep the
night before. But why should I
feel the need to provide these
defenses for my decision to
stay in at night?
This applies to Chapel Hill,
too, because in the same way
no one at a party should have
to give excuses for choosing not
to drink. Maybe youre a health
nut, like me, who hates the
thought of the empty calories
and toxins in every sip of beer.
Maybe your mom was an alco-
holic, and you dont feel like tell-
ing that to every person whos
jovially shouting at you to join
in on the next round of shots.
Maybe you simply cant afford it.
We dont put this kind of
social pressure on other activi-
ties, like watching TV or tossing
a Frisbee on the quad. If a friend
declines to join a hanging out
during the day, no one questions
it. Yet somehow its perceived
as lame for a social person like
me to opt out of a party. I myself
have been a perpetrator of this
college kid party culture, but Im
standing up now to argue that it
shouldnt be that way.
Be honest with yourself.
If you dont feel like going
out, dont force yourself just
because your friends are going.
Plan fun morning activities
and encourage your friends to
join you. Most of all, respect
the decision of anyone who
opts out of the drinking or the
party. Partying is a fun thing to
do, from Barcelona to Chapel
Hill, but lets not make it an
obligation.
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EDITORIAL
Carol Folt and other
University leaders can put
these academic scandals
behind them for good.
But based on informa-
tion released by adminis-
trators so far, little is known
about how this investiga-
tion will work, when it will
be completed, and the spe-
cifics of what Wainstein will
be reviewing.
All that is known, it
seems, is the probe will
likely take months to com-
plete and thus cost UNC a
great sum in attorney fees.
UNC needs to demand
answers during this pro-
cess, starting immediately.
For example, what new
information does Woodall
have that former Gov. Jim
Martin, who oversaw a
similar investigation in
2012, did not?
Will this still only be
limited to a narrow search
of one department, or will
it be expanded?
Why does the public
know Wainsteins name,
but not the name of the
person conducting an inde-
pendent review of Mary
Willinghams findings?
And finally, what does
athletics have to do with
all of this? Martin insisted
this was only an academic
scandal, but with the pro-
portion of athletes UNC
knows were part of these
fraudulent courses, and
the cultural issues that
Willinghams findings
statistically true or not
suggest, will this really be
shut out as a factor again?
It should go without say-
ing, however, that neither
side of this debate should
stoop to name calling.
Administrators must also
demand a definitive start-
ing point as to when Julius
Nyangoro, or others, began
engaging in academic
misconduct so that the
University can be done with
uncovering pieces of this
scandal, once and for all.
It is of note that Folt and
Executive Vice Chancellor
and Provost Jim Dean are
both new to their positions.
Therefore, they must be
proactive in ensuring they
know enough about the
history of UNCs problems
and previous investigations
to adeptly review any infor-
mation Wainstein uncovers.
Putting this work in at
the beginning and start-
ing with clear and specific
expectations will not only
reduce billable hours, but
also likely improve upon
the quality of the results.
Ideally, progress reports
providing updates on the
findings of the investiga-
tion would be made avail-
able to the public as it is
the states taxes that help
fund this University, and
those taxpayers have a
stake in the discussion.
If thorough enough,
this probe is a good step
forward.
UNC should seek
definitive answers
from this new probe.
Caroline Leland
El Camino Carolina
Junior public relations major from
Tarboro.
Email: carolinehleland@gmail.com
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Kvetching board
kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
We had an amazing come-
back to beat Duke, got
biscuits vs. Wake and then
stole a game at State in OT,
all in the same week. There
should be no kvetching
here.
My minds telling me class,
but my body, my bodys tell-
ing me bed.
To the girl who screamed
Go Duke! at me from her
car and then laughed when
I jumped: Yeah, the thought
of cheering for D00k is
pretty terrifying.
My professor told us rats
dont have gallbladders
he used Coach K as an
example.
Im starting to think that the
Alpine Bagel people enjoy
watching people with poor
spatial reasoning skills try to
navigate their line.
To my housemate with the
missing pet rat: I may or
may not have been involved
in his disappearance.
UNC logic: require only one
semester of english but two
more semesters of a foreign
language.
To my roommate who
drinks three creatine shakes
a day without going to the
gym: please stop. I cant
sleep at night when your
kidneys are crying.
Im a lifelong liberal, but
living in Chapel Hill makes
me want to vote Republican
just out of spite.
To the girl in the UL listen-
ing to instrumental Frozen
on repeat: I think its prob-
ably time to Let it Go.
Does anyone else fnd it
ironic and disturbing that
Duke Energy measures
our noise levels at the Dean
Dome?
If a big event at UNC isnt
commemorated by an
entrepreneurial T-shirt, did
it every really happen?
Today, Im teaching you how
to build HTML: Google it.
Bye!- COMP 101 professor.
You know youre starting to
become sad about graduat-
ing when even Davie and
Hamilton look beautiful to
you.
To the bus driver who
nearly closed the doors on
me as I tried to exit: RU kid-
ding me?
If State thinks we are rivals,
then why can I get two
tickets to the UNC-State
game?
To all the State fans sitting
around me at the game: No,
I dont know how to read.
No, I dont go to class. And
no, you cant have our fox-
hole buddy Marcus Paige.
To the frat stars playing
football while landscap-
ers trim their bushes: Its
actually your white male
privilege that needs a trim.
I saw the sign for Humans
vs. Zombies in the Pit today.
When are they going to be
honest and start calling it
Virgins vs. Virgins?
Send your one-to-two
sentence entries to
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EDITORIAL
L
ike many student
organizations,
every year the UNC
Association of Student
Governments elects a
new leader. ASG is made
up of all 17 UNC-system
schools, and therefore can
reach from a wide pool of
applicants from across the
state. But this year a single
pair of students is running
unopposed.
Alex Parker, the North
Carolina State University
student body president
and Leigh Whittaker, the
UNC-Asheville student
body president, are running
together for president and
vice president, respectively.
Parker and Whittaker
will have their work cut
out for them. ASG has
been dealt the stereo-
type of being ineffective,
unproductive and a serious
misuse of funds. Now the
pair will have the not so
insignificant task of bearing
that burden and turning
the ship around.
UNC-Chapel Hills
relationship with ASG in
particular has been rocky
for the past few years to
say the very least. In both
2012 and 2013 through
referendums, students nar-
rowly decided to remain in
the organization.
UNC is now firmly
ensconced in ASG for the
foreseeable future, but
the fact remains that our
school has tried to jump
ship recently enough that
the stigma remains.
Parker and Whittaker
need to stake their ground
now by ensuring that their
platform, which will be
introduced in March, is
relevant to the needs of all
17 schools by making the
most feasible and action-
able plan possible.
The ASG website
cites high tuition prices,
gender-neutral housing
and student accessibility
to voting among the most
important priorities to
tackle for students in the
UNC-system.
Parker and Whittaker
would be wise to continue
the work of current presi-
dent Robert Nunnery by
taking up those causes.
But one of the most
important things an
incoming leader can do is
take stock of what works
and what doesnt and
make improvements.
One of ASGs largest
problems in the recent
past has been its difficulty
to meet quorum.
Parker and Whittaker
should take steps to
ensure that all delegates
feel their time is efficiently
spent, so that they see the
value in actually showing
up .
Barring an unforeseen
write in campaign, Parker
and Whittaker will be the
leaders that effectively
steer all 17 UNC-system
schools toward a better
future.
This organization,
which has the difficult
task of balancing the
needs of students from
Manteo to Murphy, needs
leaders who will find the
commonality that links us
all together and have the
capacity to make good on
ASGs promise to repre-
sent each and every stu-
dent in the system.
A platform to stand on
Schools should be
united under the
new ASG president.
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