{1650}{1700}A bear.
{1700}{1725}And what's this?
{1725}{1775}It's a mouse.
{1775}{1825}They're friends.
{1825}{1875}Um, you're wrong there.
{1875}{1900}Am not!
{1900}{1925}Are so!
{1925}{1975}-Yes!|-No!
{1975}{2025}-No!
{1975}{2025}Am mouse and a bear? It's just not possible!
{2025}{2050}Shush!
{3175}{3275}Good. So, which story should I tell you tonight?
{3325}{3350}The one about the big evil bear?
{3350}{3400}Yes, the big evil bear!
{3600}{3725}In winter, the big evil bear sleeps.
{3800}{3875}And, when he wakes up...
{3875}{3925}When he wakes up, he's hungry!
{3925}{3950}Exactly!
{3950}{3975}And when he's hungry...
{3975}{4025}He'll eat anything?
{4025}{4100}Absolutely anything!
{4100}{4175}Tires! Melons! Lamps! Cars! Houses!
{4175}{4225}And when he's hungry, he drinks...
{4225}{4275}Um, I mean eats,
{4275}{4350}Absolutely anything!
{4350}{4450}And, what is the big evil bear's favourite food?
{4450}{4475}A little mouse?
{4475}{4575}A little mouse? ONE little mouse?
{4575}{4625}Ten!
{4625}{4675}A hundred!
{4675}{4725}Thousands of little mice!
{4725}{4750}Wrapped.
{4750}{4775}On bread.
{4775}{4800}In a pan.
{4800}{4825}Boiled.
{4850}{4875}Even raw!
{4900}{4925}Completely raw?
{4925}{4975}Most of all, completely raw!
{4975}{5025}And still living,
{5025}{5075}with a little coat and a backpack still on,
{5075}{5100}this is what he likes the most.
{5100}{5125}Completely raw.
{5125}{5150}And still breathing.
{5200}{5275}But, but, are you sure that he is this evil?
{5350}{5425}Do you know the story of a little mouse who didn't
{5425}{5500}believe in the stories about the big evil bear?
{5500}{5625}Everyone told her: ,,Beware of the bear!''
{5625}{5675}But would she listen?
{5675}{5775}That little... that stupid little...
{5775}{5800}Cretin!
{5800}{5825}Oh, pardon me...
{5825}{5950}That, that...That dirty little...
{5950}{6000}That naughty child!
{6000}{6075}She didn't believe that bears are evil,
{6075}{6100}she said things like:
{6100}{6200}oh, the big evil bear,
{6200}{6250}it's just a story that the Gray told us
{6250}{6350}while drinking her eternal cup of tea.
{6400}{6450}But she was wrong!
{18910}{18942}Hey! My tooth!
{18942}{19004}That's my money! Give it back!
{19101}{19150}Dirty beast!
{19150}{19613}Less noise, George, the little one is sleeping!
{19682}{19742}George! The trash!
{21057}{21208}Ernest, Ernest, my name is Ernest,
{21209}{21212}i have no idea what he's singing here, sorry
{21212}{21279}...because I'm hungry, I'm hungry,
{21279}{21348}I'll eat anything, I'll eat anything
{21348}{21389}It doesn't have to be healthy.
{21389}{21473}I'm giving this up, i cant translate songs.
{21679}{21769}Give some spare change in my hat.
{22082}{22156}I assure you that if you give me some change,
{22157}{22228}you'll feel better.
{22228}{22253}And me too.
{23745}{23788}You have five days to pay the fine.
{24111}{24165}I'M HUNGRY!
{25857}{25905}Noooo!
{25905}{25938}Don't eat me!
{25986}{26014}But I'm hungry.
{26014}{26039}What's your name?
{26065}{26086}Ernest.
{26086}{26125}I'm Celestine.
{26173}{26215}Take me seriously, Ernest!
{26215}{26255}You can't eat me.
{26255}{26305}Bears eat mice only in fairytales.
{26305}{26370}Don't tell me you beilive in fairytales, Ernest. You are not an id
iot.
{26370}{26395}Yes, well, but I'm hungry!
{26395}{26420}You're hungry, you're hungry...
{26420}{26497}You think eating a little mouse like me will make you full?
{26497}{26549}Look at me, Ernest, I'm nothing but skin and bones.
{26549}{26612}And it's very bad for you health to eat from dumpsters.
{26613}{26672}You woudn't beilive how many diseases are there.
{26672}{26719}Flu, tifus, colera, hepatitis...
{26719}{26774}Do you want to catch every disease in existence?
{26774}{26864}Well... No, Celestine, but...
{26864}{26927}Let's see. Very cold and moist... Red eyes...
{26927}{26984}Thin fur... Are your ears sore?
{27002}{27029}And teeth?
{27029}{27092}Oh my... You have a dental disease.
{27108}{27117}What?
{27117}{27142}I'm sick?
{27142}{27167}Not yet.
{27167}{27216}But it'll come.
{27298}{27325}Listen, Ernest.
{27325}{27414}I know a place where you can regain your health by eating anything
you want.
{27414}{27439}Marshmallows?
{27439}{27576}Marshmallows, toffees, nougat, cakes, lollipops... Allright?
{27606}{27628}Allright.
{27708}{27742}It's here.
{28015}{28064}You won't be hungry after this, Ernest.
{28064}{28089}No, wait!
{28219}{28289}Here you go. Bon apetit.
{28848}{28874}Celestine!
{28874}{28899}Thanks!
{28924}{28954}No problem.
{29585}{29604}Watch where you're going!
{31251}{31300}You made me drop my money!
..
{103200}{103218}...nothing at al!
{103218}{103243}I'm going to tell you what you are accusing me of.
{103244}{103318}You are accusing me of living with a bear!
{103318}{103344}How dare you!
{103344}{103409}All this is a result of your prejudgments!
{103411}{103477}Yes, Celestine is my friend!
{103477}{103502}That's what's bothering you!
{103502}{103587}Bears live above and mice below, that's what this is all about!
{103602}{103637}Is this how you want to raise your children?
{103637}{103662}In fear of mice?
{103662}{103728}Do you want them to be stupid of what?
{103728}{103753}Silence, Celestine!
{103753}{103814}You are the accused, not an attorney!
{103814}{103873}You are the one having to face the consequences!
{104030}{104059}Leave the house!
{104084}{104109}The trial is not over!
{104109}{104134}Come back!
{104234}{104281}Celestine, listen to me well.
{104281}{104389}Noone questions the foundation of our society!
{104389}{104409}Especially a mouse.
{104468}{104503}Silence!
{104603}{104646}Come back!
{104671}{104689}What are you doing?
{104689}{104714}We have to stop!
{104778}{104869}Don't come any closer! Return to your bench!
{104883}{104921}This is an order!
{104975}{105018}But Mr. Judge, you are on fire.
{105018}{105085}Obey me! Go back to your seat!
{105085}{105110}I will not say it again!
{105318}{105374}Climb down! I order you to climb down from there!
{105462}{105524}Let me go! Let me go, I tell you!
{105759}{105844}Mr. Judge! Go, quickly!
{105844}{105869}We have to leave!
{106156}{106191}Where did the others go?
{106191}{106216}They saved themselves.
{106216}{106241}Come on, let's go.
{106241}{106280}They've forsaken me.
{106306}{106343}All but you.
{106343}{106368}Let's go, now...
{106506}{106521}Tell me, Celestine...
{106521}{106561}If we make it out of here alive...
{106561}{106586}What do you want most in the world?
{106647}{106709}Find Ernest and never leave him again.
{106709}{106734}Allright.
{106734}{106867}But you know, Celestine, it's funny that you'd want to live with
a bear...
{106867}{106892}Why?
{106892}{106959}Don't you live with a bear?
{106959}{106984}Oh, I do...
{106984}{107050}That's right, it's a funny thing.
{107285}{107306}How are you, Mr. Judge?
{107358}{107385}What's happened?
{107418}{107466}Well... There was a fire, Mr. Judge.
{107769}{107850}Ernest... You've saved my life.
{107850}{107875}How can I ever repay you?
{107875}{107926}It's allright.
{107926}{107951}It's not allright!
{107951}{108011}What do you want most in the world?
{108011}{108036}Now?