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This document contains a lengthy alphabetical list of terms related to being drunk or intoxicated from A to Z, along with brief definitions or explanations of the terms. After the letter Z, the document mentions that there will be quotes and trivia, as well as unspecified stuff related to boots. The document provides concise, single-sentence explanations of over 100 slang terms and expressions for different levels and types of drunkenness.
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This document contains a lengthy alphabetical list of terms related to being drunk or intoxicated from A to Z, along with brief definitions or explanations of the terms. After the letter Z, the document mentions that there will be quotes and trivia, as well as unspecified stuff related to boots. The document provides concise, single-sentence explanations of over 100 slang terms and expressions for different levels and types of drunkenness.
This document contains a lengthy alphabetical list of terms related to being drunk or intoxicated from A to Z, along with brief definitions or explanations of the terms. After the letter Z, the document mentions that there will be quotes and trivia, as well as unspecified stuff related to boots. The document provides concise, single-sentence explanations of over 100 slang terms and expressions for different levels and types of drunkenness.
Quotes and Trivia Thereafter After that...Stuff Apropos of Boots... - 1 -
A-B A beat up tank - College slang. A bit high A bit lit - Slightly drunk. First noted around 1925. A bit on - British & US, since the 1800s A bit under A bit under the weather A brewer A couple of chapters into the novel A cup too much - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. A few too many A glass too much A date with John Barleycorn - Sir John Barleycorn is the personification of strong beer, malt liquor, or whisky made from barley. A drop on - A "drop" is a quantity of stimulant. A drop too much A guest in the attic - Cf. "Queer in the attic." A jag on A little cut over the head - Slightly intoxicated. A little gone A little in the suds A peg too low - Tipsy. Since 1880. Cf. "Pegged too low." A piece of bread and cheese in the attic - Cf. "Queer in the attic." A public mess A real bender A real party animal A sheet in the wind - Tipsy. See "Three sheets in the wind." A sheet in the wind's eye A sheet or two to the wind A slave to drink A soul - Drunk esp. on brandy. Pun on "soul" meaning "person" and French "sol" meaning "drunk." Aboard - From the concept of loading a ship. Cf. "Loaded." About blowed one's top About done - US, mid 1900s About drunk About full About gone - About dead (drunk). US, early 1900s About had it - 2 -
About half drunk About right - US, mid 1900s. About shot About to cave in About to go under About to pass out Absolutely done Above par - Mildly drunk. Since around 1870. Absent Absolutely shited Abuzz/A-buzz Aced Acting like a fool Acting silly Activated Adam's apple up - I.e., on one's back. Cf. "Topsy-turvy." Addled - From "addle," meaning putrid drinking water or rotten urine; thus, "rotten drunk." Alternately, from "addle-pated," meaning stupid. Early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Admiral of the narrow seas - Refers to a drunk who throws up in his neighbor's lap. Nautical and tavern use, 1650s to 1800s. Admiral of the red Adrip - Sated. US use. Afflicted - Tipsy. Since the early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Afloat - From "Back teeth afloat." British & US, late 1800s to 1930s. AFU - All Fucked Up. Aglow - Cf. "Glowing." Ajumao - Puerto Rican slang Alcied Alcoholic Alcoholized - To "alcoholize" means to drink, esp. intemperately. US, 1900s. Alcoholled Alderman Lushington is concerned - Means that somebody is inebriated. "Alderman Lushington" is intoxicating beverages. Mr. Lushington was once a well-known London brewer. Cf. "A date with John Barleycorn." Australian. Alecy/Alecie - Pronounced ale-see. Intoxicated with ale. A cross between "ale" and "lunacy." As a noun, means the state of drunkenness. Old nonce preserved in dictionaries since the late 1500s. Alecied Aled up Ale-washed Alight Alkeyed/Alkied - From "alky" (alternate form "alki"), slang for "alcohol." US, 1900s. - 3 -
Alkied/Alkeyed-up - US, 1900s. Alky soaked - See "Alkeyed." All at sea - Bobbing up and down, perhaps throwing up. Alternately, may mean confused or in an uncertain situation. Nautical, 1900s. All buzzed up All fawked up - Really drunk; really intoxicated; really high; totally obliterated. Probably a partial disguise of "All fucked up." Northern Michigan college slang. All fucked up All geezed up All gone - Dead drunk. US, 1900s. All gowed up All het up - See "Het up." All in - Probably from this phrase-s sense of "exhausted." All in a heap All jacked up All keyhole All liquored up All lit up All mops and brooms - One theory of this phrase's origin is that it originated at annual fairs in certain districts in England, where servants were hired and much drinking was done. Women who sought employment as maids supposedly brought mops and brooms to indicate the type of work they would do. Also, cf. "Drunk as a besom." All one can hold - Cf. "Loaded." All organized All out - Entirely drunk. All pendejo - Stupid, so apparently means made stupid by liquor. All pink elephants All pissed up with nothing to show - Having spent all one-s earnings on liquor. Since circa 1910. All sails spread - Cf. "Three sheets in the wind." All schnozzled All schnozzled up All shot All shucked up All steamed All steamed up All there All wet Almost froze/frozen Almost intoxicated Altogether drunk - Cf. "Angel-altogether." Altogetherly - From "Altogether drunk." British society use since the 1800s. Altogethery - British, from circa 1912; now obsolete. - 4 -
Ambushed Amiably incandescent Amidst one;s cups - See "In one;s cups." Among the Philistines - See "Been among the Philistines." Among the pots Amuck Anchored in Sot's Bay - Nautical slang, 1900s.
Anesthetized - Cf. "Feeling no pain." Angel-altogether - "Angels altogether" are habitual drunkards. Annihilated - Extremely drunk. Often used by the comedy team Cheech and Chong. Antifreezed - "Antifreeze" is slang for booze. Antiseptic - Possibly because alcohol (rubbing alcohol, not the drinking kind) is sometimes used as an antiseptic. A.O.B. - Abbreviation for "alcohol on breath." Police terminology indicating that a suspect has been imbibing. Ape Ape drunk Aped - US. Cf. "Wine of ape." Apple palsy - Extremely intoxicated. Means drunk on apple jack, or liquor made from apple cider. US, late 1800s - early 1900s. Arf an' arf - "Half and half," slightly drunk. Also, "arf an' arf" is ale mixed with porter. Cockney, since the early 1800s. Arfarfanarf - "Half, half and half," very drunk. Means one has had too much "arf an' arf." Cockney, late 1800s - early 1900s. Arfarfanark - Variation of the above. Arm-bending - Cf. "Bent one's elbow." Aroused Arseholed - See following term. Arseholes/Arse-holes - Extremely drunk. From "Pissed as arseholes." Since the 1400s. A-showin' it As drunk as they make 'em - Utterly drunk. Since the mid 1800s. As full as a goog - "Goog" is a variation of the northern English slangword "goggie," meaning an egg. - 5 -
As good conditioned as a puppy - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. As wise as Solomon Ashed - From the sputtering, stammering speech of a drunkard: "Ash- ash-ash-" Ashed as a rat - Elaboration of the above. Cf. "Drunk as a rat." Asotus Ass backwards - Confused. From the phrase's sense of "in a confused manner." Ass on backwards Ass over tit A-tappin' the bottle At a booze fest At ease At one's cups - Cf. "In one's cups." At one's ease At peace with the floor At rest - British euphemism from the 1800s. At rights Ate the dog - Cf. "Killed the dog." Awash - Full of liquid, drowning in booze. Possibly a shortening of "Decks awash" (cf.). 1900s. Awry Awry-eyed - Cockeyed drunk. US, early 1900s. Cf. "Hoary-eyed."
Babalas - Tipsy. From Ndebele "babarasi," meaning drunk or suffering a hangover. Used by the Rhodesian Light Infantry. Bacchanalian - From Bacchus, the Roman god of wine. "Bacchanals" is a drunken carouse. Bacchi plenus - Full of Bacchus (Latin). Cf. "Drunk as Bacchus." British & US, since the 1800s. Bacchus-bulged Bacchus-butted Back-assward - Cf. "Ass backwards." Back-handed - To "back hand" means to drink more than one's share. Also, a "back-hand" is an extra drink. Back home Back teeth afloat - Indicates that one has a strong urge to urinate, as if the level of liquid in one's body has reached the teeth. The original meaning is that one is intoxicated; the fact that drinking beer in quantity gives one the urge to relieve oneself often gave rise to its second meaning. Back teeth well afloat Backed - "Dead" drunk. Because one has been placed on one's back. Backed up - Possibly related to "backed" for "dead," or originated as drug slang. - 6 -
Backwards Bagged - A "bag" is a pot of beer. To "put on the bag" means to drink. Or, this term may come from "bag" in the sense to "kill." US, 1900s. Baked - Possibly originated in drug culture. Alternately, may be from this word's sense of "exhausted" or "collapsed." Cf. "Fried." Since circa 1910. Ball-dozed - Befuddled by drink. Play on "Bull-dozed." Australian, since circa 1942. Balmy - Sleepy, or a little bit mad. A variation of "Barmy." US, since the mid 1800s. Bamboozled - Made a fool, in this case by drunkenness. From this word's meaning of "cheated" or "swindled." US, since the 1800s. Bang through the elephant Banged up on sauce Banged up to the eyes - Mid 1800s to early 1900s. Banging Banjaxed - Variation of "Banjanxed." Banjanxed - From Irish term for "broken," "ruined," "messed up" or "out of order." May be "banged (about)" plus "smashed." Baptized - Saturated with liquor. US nonce, mid 1900s. Cf. "Basted." Bar kissing Barfy - Probably means drunk and throwing up. Barley sick/Barleysick - "Barley broth" and "oil of barley" both mean strong beer. Barmy - "Barm" is the froth that rises to the top of fermented grains or fruit and yeast after the mixture has fermented. Today it more often means "crazy" or "air-headed." Or, it originally meant "crazy," meaning that it was probably inspired by the County Kent mental institution at Barming. Barrel fever Barreled - To "barrel" means to drink to excess. Barreled-up - US, 1900s. Barrelhouse - Probably a shortening of the next term. Barrelhouse drunk - Heavily intoxicated, almost blotto. A barrelhouse is a sleazy tavern. US, early 1900s. Bashed - Possibly from "bash" as in "party." Bashing - Drinking heavily. Bashing it Basted - In the sense of having liquid poured upon oneself. US, 1900s. Bats - Cf. "Batty." Batted - Given to debauchery. US, 1900s. Battered - Cf. "Basted"; suggests that one has been roughly handled. US, since the mid 1800s. Batty - From "bat," a drunken carouse. US, - 7 -
1900s. Beamfill't Beargered/Be-argered - Quarrelsomely drunk. British & US, since the 1870s. Bearing one's blushing honors thick upon one - Having the red face of a drunk. Appears in Shakespeare's Henry VIII. Cf. "Has one's flag out." Bearing the ensign - See "Flying the ensign." Beastly drunk - Exceedingly drunk. Circa 1600, Thomas Nashe described seven kinds of drunkards: "The ape-drunk, who leaps and sings; the lion- drunk, who is quarrelsome; the swine-drunk, who is sleepy and puking; the sheep-drunk, wise in his own conceit but unable to speak; the martin-drunk, who drinks himself sober again; the goat-drunk, who is lascivious; and the fox-drunk, who is crafty." Beating up against an ale-head wind - Tacking (changing direction) all over the place. An "ale-head wind" is a drunken sailor. Cf. "Making Virginia fence." Nautical, since the 1800s. Beautifully lit Been among the Philippines/Philippians Been among the Philistines - A "Philistine" is a drunkard. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Been at a plowing match Been at an Indian feast - Early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Been at Geneva - "Geneva" or "Geneva print" is slang for gin. Been at the Scriveners and learned to make indentures - Refers to the staggering gait and difficulty in standing. Cf. "Making indentures with one's legs." Tavern term. Been barring too much Been before George - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Been bit by a barn mouse - See "Bitten by a barn mouse." Been bitten by the tavern bitch - See "Tavern bitch has bitten one on the head." Been crooking the elbow - See "Bent one's elbow." Been driving the brewer's horse - See "Driving the brewer's horse." Been drowning the shamrock - See "Drowning the shamrock." Been elephants - Cf. "Seeing pink elephants," "Elephant's trunk." Been flying rather high Been having the eyes opened - See "Having the eyes opened." Been in a storm Been in southern California too long Been in the bibbing pot - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Been in the cellar Been in the crown office - Here, "crown office" may refer to one's head. Cf. "In the upper story." Been in the sauce Been in the sun - Refers to the reddened appearance of a drunk. Cf. "Has the sun in one's eyes." Noted by Benjamin Franklin. - 8 -
Been in the sunshine - Since the early 1900s. Been lapping (in) the gutter - See "Lapping the gutter." Also, cf. "In the gutter." Been lifting the little finger Been looking through a glass - Mid 1800s to early 1900s. Been looking through rose-colored glasses Been making fun Been making Ms and Ts - Staggering. Cf. "Making Ms and Ws." Been on sentry - See "On sentry." Been standing too long in the sun Been talking to Jamie Moore Been there and back Been to a funeral - Noted by Benjamin Franklin.
Been to/at Barbados - Barbados is whence rum comes. Been to Bungay Fair - Shortening of following term. Or, perhaps, the following is an elaboration of this. Been to Bungay Fair and broke both one's legs - An elaborate pun on "bung." Been to France - Early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Been to Jehrico Been to Mexico - See "Gone to Mexico." Been to Olympus - Mount Olympus is home to the Greek and Roman gods, including Dionysus/Bacchus, god of wine. Been to the saltwater Been too free - Possibly a contraction of one of the following. Been too free with Sir John - Either Sir John Goa or Sir John Strawberry. Also, in Irish slang a "Johnnie" is a drink of whisky. Been too free with Sir John Barleycorn - See "A date with John Barleycorn." Been too free with Sir John Strawberry - Sir John Strawberry is a cousin of Sir John Barleycorn. Been too free with Sir Richard - Cf. "Sir Richard has taken off one's considering cap." Been too free with the creature - "The creature" is liquor. See "Cup-shot." Been too free with the strawberry Been trying Taylor's best Been with Sir John Goa Beer-muddled Beer-soaked Beered Beerified - US, 1900s. "Beeriness" is near-intoxication. Beerily Beering - To "beer" means to drink beer, or to get drunk. Beering up - Drinking a lot of beer, esp. drinking enough to get drunk. A "beer-up" is a drinking spree. - 9 -
Beery - Fuddled with beer. Since the mid 1800s. Befuddled - The Oxford English Dictionary traces this word as far back as the 1500s. Beginning to fly Beginning to get a glow on - Cf. "Glowing." Beginning to stagger Behind juice Behind the cork - Patterned on the phrase "Behind the 8-ball." US, 1900s. Behind the scenes - Dead drunk. Belligerent - College slang. Belly up - Dead drunk. From cowboy slang for "dead." Below the mahogany - The "mahogany" is the wood of which the bar is made. Cf. "Under the table." Belted - From "belt," a drink of liquor, esp. one that is consumed quickly. To "belt" is to drink, esp. vigorously and often. "Belt" is obsolete slang for "swallow." Also, a "belt" is the euphoria following consumption of alcohol. Belting the grape - Imbibing heavily, getting a buzz. Normally applied to wine, but can be used for any alcoholic beverage. US, mid 1900s. Bemused - In the stupid stage of drunkenness. From the word's meaning of "confused." 1700s to 1800s. Bemused with/in beer Bending one's/the elbow - "See Bent one's elbow." Bending over Bending the elbow too much - Drinking to excess. Since circa 1905. Ben-/Bene-bowsie - Drunk, esp. with good wine. "Bene bowse" is good liquor. The cant term "benbouse" refers to beer. Bent - College slang. A "bend" or "bender" is a drinking spree. To "bend" means to drink hard. Bent one-s/an elbow - Has been imbibing. To "bend one's elbow" means to partake of liquor, usually whisky, esp. heavily. "Elbow bending" means drinking alcohol, and an "el souse. Bent and broken Bent like shrimp Bent out of shape - Very drunk, stoned. Benused - Possibly a var suggesting Besopp Besot Besotted Besotten Bet one-s kettle Better if one-s Betty booped Bevied/Bevvied - From "bevie" or "bevvy," slang bow bender" is a iation of "Bemused," "been used." en gone twice after the same load - 10 -
for "beverage," used esp. for beer. To "bevie" or "bevvy up" means to drink alcohol, esp. bee Bewildered Bewitched - Primarily US, has been around since the early 1700s. Bewottled Beyond salvage Beyond the fringe Bezzled - To "bezzle" is to drink greedily in British dialect. Since the early 1600s. Biargered - Modern version of " r. British & US army use since the late 1800s. Beargered." Bibacious - "Bibacity" is a craving for alcohol. Early 1600s. Bibamus papaliter - See "Drunk as a pope." Bibulous - Mid 1800s. Biffed - Possibly related to "biff," to kill or hit; or a variation of "Biffy." Biffy - Variant of "Buffy," or a combination of "bosky" with "tipsy" or "squiffy." British & US, 1900s. Biggy - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Biled - Regional variation of "Boiled." Biled as an owl Billygoat - Term popular with a small British army unit in Hong Kong. Cf. "Stiff as a goat," "Drunk as forty billygoats." Binged - Having been on a drinking binge. "Binge" may come from "bingo," slang for liquor, esp. brandy; it comes from "b" for "brandy" plus "stingo," British slang for strong booze. This term means "eccentric" as well. Bingoe/Bingoed/Bingo'd - Having drunk too much "bingo." British & US society and underground, early 1900s. Bipped out - Jersey City slang. Bit Bit by a barn weasel - Tavern term, 1670-1700. Bit by a fox Bit on - Tipsy. Bit one's grannam - Heavily inebriated. Tavern term. "Grannam" is slang for corn. Since circa 1650. Bit one's name in - See "Biting one's name in." Bit teed - This and the rest of the "bit" terms mean slightly drunk. Bit teed up Bit tiddley Bit tipsy Bit wobbly Bitch-fou - See "Fou." Biting in/into the brute - Getting drunk. Biting the brute Biting one's grannam - Very drunk. See "Bit one's grannam." Mid 1600s to 1700s. Biting one's name in - Drinking heavily or greedily. - 11 -
Biting them off - To "bite one off" means to have a drink of strong liquor. Bitten by a barn mouse - Tipsy. Possibly an allusion to barley. Black jacked - Probably from "black jack," a jug made of jacked leather. Blacked out - Unconscious. Bladdered - Scottish slang Blah - Blind drunk. Since circa 1930. Blammed Blank - Shortening of "Blanked." British army slang. Blanked/Blank-ed - Tipsy. Derived from French "vin blanc," white wine. British & US slang during both World Wars. Blas - Satiated with (drunken) pleasure. Blasted - Very drunk. From drug slang. US, 1900s. Blazing drunk Blazing fou Bleary Bleary-eyed - US, 1900s. Blew out - Very drunk. College slang. Blewed - Variant of "Blued." Blighted Blimped - Gorged and swollen. US, since the mid 1900s. Blind - Very drunk. A "blind" is a very drunken spree. Cf. "Blinded." Since the early 1600s. Blind as a bat Blind as a beetle Blind as a boiled/biled owl Blind as a mole Blind as an owl Blind as Chloe - Utterly drunk. See "Drunk as Chloe." 1780 to 1860. Blind chance Blind drunk - Deeply intoxicated. US and British, since the late 1700s. Blind-fou - Scottish. See "Fou." Blind, staggering drunk Blind staggers - Blotto. From term for extreme intoxication. Australian. Blind to the world - Possibly a variation on "Dead to the world." Blinded - Very drunk. From the fact that homemade brews occasionally cause blindness. Also, a "blind" or "blinder" is a drunken spree. US, 1900s. Blinders - Extremely drunken. British (esp. Oxford University), since circa 1930. Blindo/Blind-O - A "blindo" is a drunken spree. British (esp. army) & US, since the 1800s and still in use at least as late as the 1920s. Blindo-blotto Blinking drunk - "Blinking" is a British euphemism for "bloody" (see "Bloody drunk"). British army use. Blinky - A "bit of blink" is a drink. Cf. "Scotch mist," "Brahms & Liszt," - 12 -
etc. Blissed Blissed out - In a state of exhilaration or blissful ecstasy Blistered - Tipsy. Australian, since circa 1910. Blithered - Tipsy. Australian, since the early 1900s. Blithero-blotto Blitzed - College student use. Possibly a variation of "Bombed"; suggests the devastation of the German blitzes during World War II. US, since the mid 1900s. Blitzed out Blitzkrieged Bloated - Overfilled with drink. Also, a "bloat" or "bloater" is a drunkard. Blobbing Block and block - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Block and fall - Irritably drunk. Anglo-Irish, 1900s. Blocked - Because intoxication "blocks out" everything. To "block out" means to get stoned. May have originated as drug slang. British & US, mid 1900s. Blonked - Variation of "Blanked." Bloody drunk - In Great Britain, "bloody" is roughly equivalent to "damn" or "damned" in the US when used as an intensive. It is believed to be a corruption of "by our lady." Blooey/Bluey Blootered - Scottish slang Blotted - Cf. Following. Blotto - Dead drunk. A "blotter" is a drunkard. From the absorbency of blotting paper; possibly influenced by "Motto." Or, because drunkenness tends to "blot" out one's memory. British & US, since circa 1912. Blottoed Blowed - A "blow" is a drunken spree. Blowed-away - US, since the mid 1900s. Blowing - Drinking intemperately. Blowing beer bubbles Blown - From the term for an exhausted horse. Blown away - Deeply intoxicated. Possibly originated as a drug term. Blown out - Possibly derived from drug slang. Also, a "blow out" is a drinking spree or wild party. "Blow one" is slang for "Give me a beer." Blown over Blown up - From the feeling of pressure in one's head. Cf. "Got on one's little hat." US, since the mid 1800s. Blowsed up - Possibly from drug slang. Blowzy Blue - From the "blue devils," or delirium tremens; or from post-alcoholic depression. Alternately, a "blue" is a drunken binge or a riotous night. Since the early 1800s. Blue around the gills - 13 -
Blue-eyed - US, mid 1800s. Blued - May have influenced "Screwed" and "Slewed." To "drink 'til all looks blue" is to get thoroughly drunk. British & US, since the 1800s. Blunk - Half drunk; stuporous. "Blind" plus "Drunk." Blurred and fogged with moonshine Bob & Dick - Shortening of the following. Bob, Harry & Dick - Sick, esp. after drinking. Boggled Boggy - Drugged or muddled. Ozark dialect. Boiled - Tipsy. One source says it originated among Australian oil prospectors. Cf. "Baked," "Fried," etc. Since the late 1800s. Boiled as an owl - Cf. "Drunk as a boiled owl." British & US, since the late 1800s. Boiled as owls Boiled to the gills Boiling drunk - Heavily intoxicated. Patterned after "boiling mad." US, 1900s. Bokoo soused - Very drunk. "Bokoo" is a corruption of French "beaucoup," meaning "much" or "a great deal." Bollixed/Bolloxed - Derived from "bollixed up," meaning messed up, which comes from British slang "bollixed up Rawson." Also, to "bollix" means to bungle. Bombarded Bombed - Extremely drunk. "Bombo" or "bumbo" is a type of punch. US, 1900s. Bombed as Dresden - Ghoulish elaboration of "Bombed," as are the following. Bombed as Hiroshima Bombed as London Bombed as Nagasaki Bombed out - Very intoxicated. Possibly from drug slang. Bombed out of one's kugs Bombed out of one's mind Bombed out of one's skull Boned - Tipsy. Possibly from "boned" as in "hit on the head." Cf. "Ossified." British society use, since the early 1900s. Bongo - US, since the mid 1900s. Bongoed/Bongo'd - US, since the mid 1900s. Bongy - Possibly from a misprint of "Bousy." Bonkers - Slightly intoxicated, light-headed. British military, early 1900s. Booed and hissed - Rhyming slang for "Pissed." Boosed - Cf. the following. Boosy - From "boose," an old variation of "booze." Cf. "Boozy." Booze blind - 14 -
Boozed - To "booze" is to drink liquor, esp. whisky, usu. heavily. A "booze is a drinking spree." The etymology of "booze" is uncertain; one theory is that it comes from Old Dutch "buyzen" via Old English "bouse." The literal meaning of these two words is "to drink deeply." Another assumption is that it is a corruption of a German root for "to drink." Still another hypothesis is that it comes from the name of Edmund G. Booz a Philadelphia importer and dealer of spirits who sold his goods in a distinctive bottle that resembled a two-story log cabin. These bottles came to be known as Booz bottles. This last theory is doubtful, as "booze" or some variant thereof has been around as far back as the 1500s (see "Boozy"). Since the 1800s. Boozed as the gage - See "Gauged." Also, "gage" may refer to a chamber pot. Early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Boozed the gage Boozed-up - To "booze up" means to drink a lot of liquor. A "booze-up" is a drinking spree. First recorded in Australia circa 1891. Boozified - From the British nonce "boozify," meaning to make drunk. Boozing Boozing it up - Drinking hard liquor, usu. to the point of intoxication. Boozing the/one's jib Boozing up the lone's jib - Drinking heavily. Boozing the/one's tip Boozing up one's jib-stay - Nautical. Boozington Boozy/Boozie/Boozey - Mildly drunk. Since the early 1500s. Boozy-woozy Borracho/Boracho - From "borracho," a skin - usu. of a goat - for holding wine, and by extension a drunkard. The wicked Borachio of Shakespeare's Much Ado about Nothing gets his name from this term. Originally Spanish. Bosco/Bosko absoluto - Dead drunk. Mock Latin. Boshy - "Bosky" pronounced as if one is intoxicated. British underworld. Bosky - Almost drunk, tipsy. Possibly from "bosk," a thicket, and thus alluding to the obscurity of thickly wooded country. Dates from circa 1730; still in British army slang in the 1920s. Both sheets in the wind - See "Three sheets in the wind." Nautical, 1900s. Bottle-ached - "Bottle-ache" is drunkenness or a hangover. British, since the 1800s. Bottled - Tipsy. The "bottle" is liquor or addiction to intoxicants. A "bottle baby" is a drunkard. British & US society use, 1900s. Bottled up Bottoms up Bought the black sun Bought the sack - From "sack," a generic term for white wines from Spain. 1720 to 1840. Bouncing it off - Drinking heartily. "Bouncing" means on a spree. 1650 to - 15 -
1750. Bousy/Bowsy/Bowzy - "Bouse" is a variation of "booze." 'Bout had it Bowing to the bottle - Imbibing intemperately. Bowzed/Bowsed/Bowz'd - Variant of "Boozed." A "bouse" or "bowse" is a drunken spree. Early 1700s. Bowzered - Early 1700s. Boxed - To "box (it) about" means to drink briskly. US, mid 1900s. Boxed out - Totally free and uninhibited. Possibly derived from drug slang. Boxed up - US, mid 1900s. Braced - Possibly from "bracer," a drink of alcohol; or a shortening of "Has spliced the main brace." To "brace up" means to take a drink. Brahms - Shortening of the following. Brahms & Liszt - Tipsy. Rhyming slang for "Pissed." Brain dead Brained Brandy faced - A "brandy face" is a drunkard. Refers to the redness of the face. Cf. "Glowing," "Has one's flag out." Brannigan Breaky leg - Refers to the weakness in one's legs, or to one of the hazards of staggering about drunk. "Breaky-leg" is any intoxicating beverage. Breath strong enough to carry coal with - British & US, since the late 1800s. Breezy - Refers to alcohol-laden breath, or bonhomie brought about by intoxication. US, mid 1800s. Brewed Brewed out - In college slang, a "brew out" is a beer bust. Brick in the hat Bridgy/Bridgey - Early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Bright-eyed Bright in the eye - Tipsy. Refers to the sparkling expression in the eyes when one is slightly intoxicated. British, late 1800s. Broken Bromian - Drunk and riotously merry. From "Bromius," one of the many names of Dionysus/Bacchus, which comes from ancient Greek for "to roar." Bruised - US, since the mid 1800s. Bubbed - "Bub" is strong drink of any kind. To "bub" is to drink. Bubbled Bubbly - In British army slang, "bubbly" is rum. Bubby - Probably from "bub," beer or alcoholic drink; or "bubber," a drinking bowl or beer drinker. British, 1600s. Bucket is crackers Buckled - 16 -
Budgy/Budgey - "Budge" is liquor, and may be a corruption of "booze." British & US, late 1800s to early 1900s. Buffed - Tipsy. Buffy - Possibly a corruption of "Bevvy" or "Budgy." British & US, since circa 1859. Bug-eyed - Heavy-eyed from too much drink. Bugged Bugged up Bulged - To "go on a bulge" means to drink to excess. Bull-dozed - Very drunk. One source lists this as an Australian term that stems from "a dose of the bull," a beating with a rawhide strip. Another source states that it comes from the nautical practice of "bulling the cask," namely, pouring water into an empty rum cask to keep the wood moist. Because the water could leech out the rum in the wood, it would thus become quite intoxicating. Since circa 1935. Bullet proofed/Bulletproofed Bulletproof and invisible - Possibly because intoxication sometimes gives a feeling of invincibility. Bummed Bummed out - In a bad mood, depressed. From drug slang "bummer" for a bad trip. Bumpsy/Bumpsie - Slightly drunk, tipsy. Possibly related to "bumper," a full glass. Or, because a staggering drunk has a tendency to bump into things. British, early 1600s. Bun Bung - Tipsy. Of Scottish origin. British, early1700s. Bung-eyed - Cf. "Has bunged one's eye." Bungay Fair - See "Been to Bungay Fair and broken both one's legs." Bunged - Tipsy. A "bung" is a drunkard; this may come from the "bung" to stop up a barrel, or be a shortening of "Bungay fair." South African, since circa 1935. Bungfu - Shortening of the following. US, circa 1900. Bungfull/Bung-full - See "Bunged." Bungy/Bungey/Bungie - Widespread, 1700s to 1800s. Bunked - Somewhere between buzzed and drunk. College slang. Bunned - A "bun" is a state of intoxication, a "buzz." US, since circa 1919. Bunnied Buoyant - High, happy. Or, because one's teeth are floating (cf. "Back teeth afloat"). Buoyed Burdocked/Burdock'd - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Buried/Burried - US, early 1900s. Burned out - Tired and depressed after the effects of alcohol have worn out. A "burn out" is (or was) teen slang for one who abuses alcohol or drugs. May have originated as a drug term. - 17 -
Burned to the ground Burning with a low blue flame - From the fact that alcohol gives off a blue flame when burning. US, since the mid 1900s. Burns with a low flame - As drunk as possible. From the imagery of a fire about to go out. Burnt Burnt/Burned one's shoulder - To "burn one" means to draw a glass of beer. Burst - A "burst" is a drunken spree. Busted in - Can mean "hung over" as well. College slang. Busky/Buskey - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Busted - A "bust" is a drinking spree. A "busthead" is a drunkard, esp. a drifter or hobo. Butt - Extremely drunk. College slang in Massachusetts. Butt ugly Buttwasted Buzz Buzzed - Tipsy. US, since the mid 1900s. Buzzed up - Mildly intoxicated. A "buzz on" is mild drunkenness. US, since the mid 1900s. Buzzy/Buzzey - Since the early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. C-D Cached Cacko Cadbury - Drunk on just a small amount of alcohol. Taken from the company's famous "glass and a half" advertising for the amount of milk in their chocolate bars. Caged - A "cager" is a drunkard. US, 1900s. Cagrin'd Called the wharf cat Calling Earl/Ralph on the big white phone - Drunk and vomiting. Came home by the villages - Probably implies that one stopped at a few taverns in the "villages" on the way. Cancelled Candy - Irish, 1800s. Rarely heard outside of Ireland. - 18 -
Canned - Tipsy. Possibly means turned to liquid, or from the use of "can" to mean a drinking vessel. Also, "a can on" is drunkenness. Originally US, spread to Great Britain and South Africa; 1900s. Canned up - British army slang. Early 1900s, esp. the 1920s. Canned (up) to the crow's nest - The "crow's nest" is the lookout atop the mast of an old sailing ship. Hence, very drunk. Canon - Possibly from French "un canon," a glass of wine consumed at a wine shop; or from German "cannon," a drinking cup. Alternately, from "cannoned," as in "shot." British, late 1800s. Canonized - See above. Cannon - Variant of "Canon." British, late 1800s. Can't bite one's thumb Can't drive a nail Can't drive a Tonka truck - Derived form the fact that inebriation impairs one's ability to drive. Can't find one's ass with both/two hands Can't find the floor Can't hit the ground with one's hat Can't lie on the ground without holding on Can't say National Intelligencer - Euphemistic. Can't see - Either from "blind," or a shortening of the following term. Can't see a hole in a ladder - Heavily intoxicated. British & US, since the 1800s. Can't see through a ladder Can't sport a right light Can't sport a right line - Unable to walk straight. Oxford University slang, 1770 to 1800. Can't take it - Implies that one gets drunk easily. Can't walk a chalk - From the traditional test police officers use to determine if a DUI suspect is indeed intoxicated. The "chalk" is the straight line drawn for the suspect to follow. Can't wipe one's ass with a bedsheet Capable Capernoited - From Scottish slang for "muddleheaded." Also, a "caper" is a drinking spree, and "caper juice" is whisky. US, 1800s. Capernotie Capoonkle - Bahamian slang used esp. in Nassau. Cap-sick - British, 1600s to 1800s. Cf. "Crop'sick." Capped off Capsized - Because a capsized ship is one that has tipped over. Cargoed - Cf. "Loaded." Carousing - Drinking deeply or freely. Believed to be from German for "all out" or "completely out." In German, "garaustrinken" means "drink it all," and thus "garaus" is the equivalent of "bottoms up" or "chug-a-lug." Another theory is that it comes from Danish "rouse," a large glass for making toasts, and "carouse" meant to refill the glass. First appeared in - 19 -
the late 1500s. Carrying a full cargo Carrying a heavy load Carrying a load - See "Loaded." Early 1900s. Carrying a tight load Carrying ballast - Holding one's liquor well. Someone who has consumed a lot of liquor without getting too sloshed can "carry lots of ballast." Carrying something heavy - Refers to difficulty in moving. US, early 1900s. Carrying the dark dog on one's back - May refer to the "black dog," delirium tremens. Carrying too much sail Carrying two/three red lights - Based on the signal for a ship that is out of control. British & US nautical, WWII. Cast - Very drunk. Anglo- Irish, early 1900s. Casting up one's accounts - Drunk and vomiting. Cat - Cf. "Whipcat." Early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Catched/Catch'd Catoonkle - Variation of "Capoonkle." Catsood - Corruption of French "quatre sous" (four sous). Means drunk on four sous- worth of liquor (a sou is an archaic French coin). A "catsoos" is a drink of booze. British military, 1900s. Caught Caught a fox - Very drunk. 1600s to 1800s. Caught off one's hobbyhorse Caught one - To "catch one" is to get drunk on beer. Caught the flavor - Since the late 1800s, now obsolete. Caught the Irish flu Caught up with one - As drunk as someone else who had a head start in drinking. Celebrating - Drinking intoxicants to excess. Perhaps because liquor is often available on festive occasions, and consumed in great quantities to celebrate happy special events. - 20 -
Certified drunk Chagrined/Chagrin'd Channels under - Nautical. Chap-fallen Charged Charged up - High. May have come from drug slang. Chasing the duck Chasing the kettle Chateaued - US high society slang. Usu. means drunk on wine. A pun on "shattered" and "chateau" (French for "house," a word seen on many wine labels). Cheerful Cheerfulish Cheerio - From the drinking toast. South African, 1900s. Cheerio-tipsy Cheery/Cheary Cheery-merry - Possibly a variant of "Cherry-merry." Chemically enhanced - Apparently a parody on "politically correct" lingo. Chemically imbalanced Cherry-merry - Tipsy. From "Chirping merry." Since the 1700s. Cherbimical - Early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Chice/Chise - See "Shice." Chickery/Chickory - Early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Chinad Chipper - Slightly drunk. Chippit Chippy - Unwell due to overindulgence in drink. Late 1800s. Chirping merry - Exhilarated with liquor. A "chirper" is a tankard. Chloroformed - Cf. "Anesthetized." Choc full - "Choc" is liquor. Pun on "chock full." Chock-a-block - Possibly from "chock," alcohol; or from nautical slang for "crammed full." Chocked Choked Chokka Chokker - Full to the brim. Chucked - Slightly intoxicated. Possibly from the spinning feeling - cf. "Dizzy," "Has the Aunty Ems." British, late 1800s. Chugged - To "chugalug" is to drink, esp. to guzzle. "Chugalug" is sometimes said in response to a toast. Chuko Cider drunk - Fuddled by hard cider. Clairmonted - Atlanta slang. Apparently after Clairmont Road, a major thoroughfare in Atlanta. Clear - Very drunk. Since the late 1600s. Clear out - 21 -
Clinched Clips the King's English - Unable to speak clearly due to intoxication. 1700s to 1800s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Clobbered - Because the general malaise makes one feel as if one has been beaten up. US, 1900s, esp. the 1950s. Coagulated Coarse Coasting - Euphoric, exhilarated. To "coast" is to experience the effects of a drug, including alcohol. Also, can mean drinking steadily in order to avoid the effects of withdrawal. Cock-a-hoop - Derived from the archaic phrase "to set cock on hoop," meaning to Eat, Drink and Be Merry. It is believed that the "cock" is the spigot on a barrel of ale, and to "set cock on hoop" means to remove the spigot so the ale can flow freely and be consumed with abandon - until everybody is "cock-a-hoop." Cock-a-whoop - In high spirits, elevated. Cf. the above. Cockadoodled - Used in the History Channel's presentation Founding Fathers. Cocked - Possibly came from the term for a pistol ready to fire. Widespread since the 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Cocked as a log Cocked to the gills Cockeyed/Cock-eyed - Originally designated one who had a squint or was cross-eyed, and may derive from the action of a cock tilting his head and rolling his eyes while strutting about. Since the early 1700s. Cockeyed drunk Cocking the elbow - See "Bent one's elbow." Cocking the little/wee finger - Suggests that one is a dipsomaniac but not quite a flat-out drunkard. Cogey/Cogy - From "cogue," a dram of spirits. Early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Cognacked/Cognaced - Drunk on cognac. US, early 1900s. Coguy/Coguey - From Scots word for "cup." Nautical slang has the term "cogueing the nose," meaning having a good strong drink. Early 1800s. Cold - Unconscious, "out cold." Colored - Possibly a reference to the red color of a drunk's face. Colored one's/the meerschaum - Red-faced due to drinking. Mid 1800s. Comatose Comboozelated - Formed around the word "booze." US, mid 1900s. Comboozled Comfortable - Pleasantly intoxicated. "Comfort" or "a cup of comfort" is liquor. US, 1900s. Comin/Commin- Commin' on Coming from Liquorpond Street - Early 1800s to early 1900s. Commencin' - 22 -
Commencin' to feel it Commode hugging Commode-hugging drunk - Very drunk indeed; drunk and throwing up. Completely gone Completely out of it Completely squashed Concerned - British & US, since the late 1800s. Concerned in/with drink - Since the late 1600s. Concerned in/with liquor Conflummoxed - An intensive of "flummox." US, 1900s. Confoundedly cut Confused Conked out - Having fallen into a deep sleep quickly. Consumed a rancid oyster Contending with (the) Pharaoh - "Pharaoh" is strong malt liquor. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Coo-coo Cooked Coopered - Tipsy. A "cooper" is a barrel of beer. Late 1800s to early 1900s. Copasetic Copey Copped a buzz - Cf. "Buzzed." US, 1900s. Copped a crane Copped a reeler - To "cop a reeler" means to get drunk. British, 1920s to 1940s. Copped an elephant - See "Elephant's trunk." Copped the brewer Copped the brewery - To "cop the brewery" is to get drunk. British, since the mid 1800s. Copped the elephant - Tipsy. Early 1900s. Copper-nosed - From the color of the nose. A "copper-nose" is a drunkard. Cork high and bottle deep Corked - Very inebriated. US, since the late 1800s. Corked up - US, since the late 1800s. Corkscrewed - "Corkscrewing" refers to the staggering gait of a drunk. Corkscrewed up Corkscrewing - Reeling drunk. Corky - British, circa 1800. Cornblasted Cornblinded Corned - As in corned beef (cf. "Soused"), or corn whisky. Also, to "corn" means to be drunk. US, since the late 1700s. - 23 -
Cornered - Perhaps because one is in a drunken predicament, or from the corn in corn whisky. Cornhauled Corning - See "Corned." Corny - From "corn," corn whisky. Corny-faced - Red-faced from drinking. Late 1600s to early 1800s. Couldn't find one's ass with two hands Count Drunkula Country drunk Coxy-foxy Coxy-loxy Cracked - Possibly from this word's sense of "crazy." To "crack a bottle" is to drink booze. Since the early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Crackling Cramped - Since the early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Cranberry-eyed - From the reddening of the eyes. "Cranberry eye" is a symptom of drunkenness. Crank - A ship is said to be "crank" if it is liable to be overset. Cf. "Cronk." Nautical, 1700s. Cranked Cranky Crapped out Crapsick - See "Cropsick." Crapulent - Immoderate in drinking. Crapulous - Immoderate in drinking. Crashed - To "crash" in drug slang means to lose consciousness. US, since the mid 1900s. Crashed and burned Crazed Crazy Crazy drunk - "Crazy water" is liquor. Creamed - From "cream" as in to thoroughly beat an opposing team in sport. US, since the mid 1900s. Crispy - Valley Girl slang. Because one seems "burnt out." Can mean "hung over" as well. Croaked - As in "dead drunk." Crocked - A "crock" is a drunkard, from this word's sense of "bottle." US, 1900s. Crocko Crocus Cronk - From German "krank," sick. US, since the mid 1800s. Crooked - A "crook" is a drinking binge. Crooking the/one's elbow Crooking the/one's little finger Cropsick - Sick in the stomach from too much liquor. British, early 1600s. - 24 -
Cross-eyed - US, 1900s. Cf. "Cockeyed." Crosseyed drunk Cruising - High. Probably originated in drug slang. Crump - Possibly a shortening of "crump-footed." Crump-footed - From an old term meaning "club footed." Refers to the staggering gait of a souse. Early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin Crumped Crumped out Crunk - Southeastern college slang. "Crazy" plus "Drunk" Crushed - College slang. Crying drunk - Not a stage of drunkenness, but the way some drinkers behave. A "crying jag" is a fit of uncontrollable weeping brought on by drunkenness. Since the 1800s. Crying jag Cuckoo Cuckooed Cued up Cunted - Scottish Cupshaken Cup'shot - A "cup of the creature" is a cup of good liquor, esp. Irish whisky. "Creature" may come from Latin "crater" for cup. Since the 1600s. Cup too much Cupped Cupshotten - Early form of "cup'shot." Early 1300s to 1500s. Curious Curved Cushed Cut - Cf. "Cut in the leg." Since the late 1600s. Cut in the back Cut in the craw Cut in the leg - As if one cannot move due to an injury. British, late 1600s. Cut over the head - Elaboration of "Cut." Cuts one's capers - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Cuts one's leg - To "cut one's leg" means to get drunk. Jocular reference to staggering (cf. "Cut in the leg"). Since the 1600s. Cutting one's wolf loose - Drinking and getting sloshed. Old West term.
D. - "D" is for "drunk." D and D - Drunk and Disorderly. Police use, since the late 1600s. Daffy - From British slang for "nuts" as in "crazy," ultimately from 1500s British dialect "daff," a fool or simpleton. Also, to "daffy" or "daffy it" is to drink gin. Dagged - Literally, "dewy." To "dag" means to sprinkle in an old dialect. - 25 -
Since the 1600s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Damaged - Temporarily incapacitated. Mainly US, since the mid 1800s. Damp - A "damp" is a drink. "Damper" means ale or stout following spirits and water. To "damp one's mug" means to drink. Daquifried - A combination of "daquiri" and "fried." Dazed Dead Dead drunk - Heavily intoxicated. Since the late 1500s. Dead in the water - Not moving at all, immobile. Nautical, from term for a ship that can no longer move. Dead to the wide - Deeply inebriated. "To the wide" means utterly. Dead to the world - Sleeping very soundly, stuporous from drunkenness. US, since the late 1800s. Deado/Dead-oh! - In the last stage of intoxication, dead drunk. Nautical. Deads - Dead drunk, fast asleep. British naval slang, since circa 1920. Debauched Decanted Decayed - US, mid 1900s. Deceived in liquor Deck(s) awash - From nautical term for when waves slop over the deck. Cf. "Half seas over." US, early 1900s. Dee-dee - Variation of "D and D." Deep cut - Heavily intoxicated. Cf. "Cut in the leg." Deep drunk Defaced Deformed Delerit Delerious Demented Demoralized Derailed - Suggests that one has lost one's way - "gone off track" - like a train that has jumped the Destroyed Detained on business - Suggests a businessman out drinking when he claims that he's working late. Cf. " tracks. at the office Staying late ." Dew drunk - Possibly from "mountain dew," moonshine. Dewed Did the job up right - 26 -
Diddled - Possibly from "diddle," gin. Diluted the blood in one's alcohol system Ding'swizzled Dinged Dinged-out Dingy Dinky Dionysian - Crazed, irrational and/or ecstatic due to inebriation. Cf. "Drunk as Dionysus." Dipped - A "dip" or "dipso" (short for "dipsomaniac") is a drunkard. Dipped in the wassail bowl Dipped one's beak/bill - Almost drunk. To "dip one's bill" means to imbibe, esp. to excess. From the action of a bird dipping its bill to drink. Dipped rather deep Dipped the schnozzle too deep Dipped too deep Dipsy - Possibly derived from "dipsomania." Cf. "Dipped." Dirtfaced - Possibly a euphemism for "Shit faced." Anglo-Irish, 1900s. Discombobulated - Can mean "upset" or "weird" as well as "drunk." Discomboobulated Discouraged - Odd, since alcohol usu. makes one bold. US, 1900s. Discumfuddled - See "Fuddled." US, 1900s. Disguised - In Shakespeare's plays, "disguise" means drunkenness. Since the 1500s. Disguised in liquor Disguised with drink Disgusting Dished Dismantled Disorderly - See "D and D." Dissipated Dissolute Distinguished Dithered - Tipsy. From "dither," to shake or quiver. Australian, since circa 1925. Dizzified Dizzy - Fairly drunk. Since circa 1791. Dizzy as a coot - US, since the 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Dizzy as a dame Dizzy as a goose - US, since the 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Does not show it - Holds one's liquor well, shows no symptoms of intoxication. Yet. Dog drunk Doing the emperor - Cf. "Drunk as an emperor." Doing the lord - See "Drunk as a lord." Done a Daniel Boone - To "do a Daniel Boone" means to get drunk. - 27 -
Done a Falstaff - After the Shakespearean character, who is fond of drink. Done a vanishing act Done an Archie Done an edge Done got out Done in - Can mean "very tired," "killed" or "ruined" as well as "drunk." Done over - Since the 1800s. Done the drunk act Done to the wide - See "Dead to the wide." Done up - Variation of "Done in." Also, to "do up" is drug slang for to take narcotics. Doomed Doped - Properly, "dope" is a thick liquid, from Dutch "doop." The sense of dope meaning "drugs" comes from the fact that opium is a thick liquid at one stage of preparation. "Dope" for a stupid person comes from the behavior of those high on opium. Doped over Doped up Dopy/Dopey - Originally a drug term meaning stuporous from narcotics. Can mean "confused" or "stupid" as well. Since the late 1800s. Dornke - Very old (1300s to 1500s) form of "Drunk." Dornke is as a mous - Drunk as a mouse. Dotted Dotty - Dizzy, feeble or idiotic due to intoxication. This word can mean "mad," "unsteady" or "feebleminded" as well, and may come from "dotard." Double-headed Double'tongued Doubled up Down Down among the dead men - One the floor amidst the empty bottles. An empty bottle of liquor is called a "dead man," "dead marine" or "dead soldier" because the "spirit" has gone out of it. Cf. "In the down-pins." Down and out Down for the count - Unconscious, like a boxer who has been knocked out. Down in drink Down the hatch - From the toast response "down the hatch." A hatch is an opening into the hold of a ship. Down the creek Down the tubes - See "Tubed." - 28 -
Down with barrel fever - "Barrel fever" is drunkenness or delirium tremens. Cf. "Barrelhouse drunk." Down with the blue devils. Down with the fish - Dead drunk, blotto. Dragged - Northeastern college slang. A "dragger" is somebody who gets drunk frequently and has to be dragged back to one's room. Dragging one's bottom Dragging the load Dramling - Probably from "dram," a glass of spirits. Drank more than one bled Drank oneself dead Drank the three outs - Having imbibed copiously - drank until one was OUT of one's head, one's money was OUT of one's pocket, and the ale was OUT of the pot. Alternately, means that one has drunk by the dozen, the yard (as in a yard of ale), and the bushel. 1600s. Drank till one gave up one's halfpenny - Drunk to the point of vomiting. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Drank till one's teeth caught cold - To "drink until one's teeth catch cold" means to drink too much booze. Draped - Somewhat inebriated, tipsy. Possibly means draped in black for mourning. Also, an "ale-draper" is an alehouse keeper. Or, may be a shortening of the following term. British military since circa 1939. Draped about a lamp post - Probably from the traditional image of a souse leaning against a lamp post. Drawn a blank - Very drunk. From the loss of awareness. This term's original meaning is to make an unsuccessful entry in a lottery. Drenched Drenching the gizzard Drink Drink taken - Tipsy Drinkative Drinking Drinking like a beast Drinking like a camel - Cf. "Playing camel." Drinking like a fire engine Drinking like a fish - Drinking excessively. Because many fish swim with their mouths open and thus appear to be drinking constantly. Used to describe someone who has an extraordinary capacity to consume liquor. Since at least 1640. Drinking like a lord - See "Drunk as a lord." Drinking out of a nigger's clog - Imbibing intemperately. Liverpool slang since circa 1945. Drinks gone on one Drinks gone woozy on one Drinky - British, since the 1800s. Dripping tight - Completely drunk. British, early 1900s. - 29 -
Driving home 'cause one can't fucking walk Driving the brewer's horse - A "brewer's horse" is a sot. Driving the porcelain/big white bus - Throwing up due to inebriation. Driving turkeys to market - Reeling and staggering due to drunkenness. Dronk - Afrikaans. Dronke - 1400s variation of "Drunk." Dronken han wyn ape - See "Drunk as an ape." Dronklew Drop on - Cf. "Has a drop in the eye," "A drop on." Drowned Drowned the shamrock - Perhaps because the Irish have a reputation for being heavy drinkers. Drowning brain cells Drowning frustration in rum Drowning one's reason in the bottle Drowning one's sorrow(s) Drowning one's sorrows in the wreathed cup Drowning one's sorrows in the flowing bowl Drowning one's troubles - Seeking solace in booze, and getting more than tipsy. Drowning one's wits Drowning oneself in the bottle Drowning the shamrock - Drinking esp. on St. Patrick's Day. Cf. "Drowned the shamrock." Drucking funk Druffen Drugged with wine Drumbled - Can mean "sluggish," "muddy" or "thick" as well as "drunk." Souses are bound to be sluggish and "muddy" in the head. Druneena - Very old form of "drunk" dating back to circa 1050. Drunk - Certainly the most widely-used term for "intoxicated." The oldest form of this word recorded is "Dryne," which appeared around 800 (in early Middle English, "u" was the equivalent of "y" in Old English). Took its present form by the late 1500s. Drunk and disorderly - Intoxicated and uncooperative. Cf. "D and D." Drunk and down Drunk and incapable - See "Incapable." Drunk and Irish - Fighting drunk. Because the Irish have a reputation for being belligerent when inebriated. Military, 1860 to 1920. Drunk as a badger Drunk as a barrel full of monkeys - Appears in Elton John's song "Saturday Night's All Right for Fighting." Drunk as a Bassiard - In an intoxicated frenzy. The Bassiards were devotees of Dionysus who honored their deity with wine orgies and danced about in their drunken excitement. Drunk as a bastard - 30 -
Drunk as a bat Drunk as a beast - 1800s. Drunk as a beggar - 1600s. Drunk as a besom - Very drunk. A besom is a broom used in the sport of curling, moving a stone or other object across ice. From the motion of a besom, or from the fact that it can't stand up by itself. Drunk as a big owl Drunk as a billy goat Drunk as a boiled/biled owl - A "boiled owl" or "biled owl" is a drunkard. Possibly from "Tough as a boiled owl." British & US, since the late 1800s. Drunk as a brewer's fart - Drunk and reeling. British, 1800s. Drunk as a broken cart wheel Drunk as a broom - Cf. "Drunk as a besom." British, 1800s. Drunk as a cock Drunk as a coon Drunk as a coot - Very drunk. Patterned on "crazy as a coot." US, early 1900s. Drunk as a cooter Drunk as a cootie Drunk as a cunt - Very drunk. Patterned on "black as a cunt." Underworld slang, since the late 1800s. Drunk as a devil Drunk as a dog Drunk as a drowned mouse - Very intoxicated. Cf. the following. Drunk as a drowned rat - Worse than drunk as a drowned mouse. Cf. "Drunk as a rat." Drunk as a drum - Variation of "Drunk as [the drum on] a wheelbarrow." Also, cf. "Tight as a drum." Drunk as a Dutchman - Dates from the days when England and the Netherlands were great rivals. Cf. "Full of Dutch courage." Drunk as a fart Drunk as a fiddle Drunk as a fiddler - Because fiddlers of old were often paid with ale instead of money. Since the early 1600s. Drunk as a fiddler's bitch - In this case, "fiddler" may mean "trifler" instead of a musician. Still head in the armed forces. Drunk as a fiddler's clerk - Cowboy slang. Drunk as a fiddler's whore Drunk as a fish - Cf. "Drinking like a fish." Since the early 1700s. Drunk as a fly - British, 1800s. Drunk as a fool Drunk as a fowl - Variation of "Drunk as an owl." Australian, since circa 1925. Drunk as a Gosport fiddler - 31 -
Drunk as a handcart Drunk as a hillbilly in a rooster fight - Cowboy slang. Drunk as a hog - 1600s. Drunk as a hoot owl Drunk as a kettlefish Drunk as a king Drunk as a kite - Possibly patterned on "high as a kite." Drunk as a lion - Cf. "Lion drunk." 1600s. Drunk as a little red wagon Drunk as a log Drunk as a loon - 1800s. Drunk as a lord - Especially in the 1700s and 1800s, men prided themselves in the amount of liquor they could consume at one sitting; overindulgence was considered a sign of gentility (perhaps because one could afford so much drink). Cf. "Under the table." Since the 1600s. Drunk as a Mexican opal Drunk as a monkey - Army slang. Drunk as a mouse - Appears in Chaucer's "The Knight's Tale" as "dornke is as a mous." From "Drunk as a drowned mouse." 1300s to 1500s. Drunk as a newt - Saturated as the amphibious newt. Less common than "Tight as a newt." British military, 1900s. Drunk as a nurse at christening Drunk as a parrot - A friend of mine has an African gray parrot. One year she had a New Year's party at her house, and her parrot dipped his beak in everybody's champagne and got quite blitzed. Ever since then, when one of her friends overindulges, she says "You're drunk as a parrot!" Drunk as a Perraner Drunk as a pig - Cf. "Drunk as David's sow." Drunk as a piper - Very drunk. Cf. "Drunk as a fiddler." British, late 1700s. Drunk as a piper-fou Drunk as a pissant/piss-ant - Nicety for "Drunk as piss." Australian, early 1900s. Drunk as a Plymouth fiddler Drunk as a poet Drunk as a Polony - "Polony" is a corruption of "Pole." The Polish were once thought to be heavy drinkers. British. Drunk as a Pope - Refers to Pope Benedict XII, who imbibed copiously. 1300s. Drunk as a porter - 1600s. Drunk as a rat - Hopelessly drunk. A "rat" is a drunken person who has been picked up by the authorities. Since the 1500s. Drunk as a rolling fart - Heavily intoxicated. British, since circa 1860. Drunk as a sailor Drunk as a skunk - Very drunk. Rhyming plus the concept of "Stinking - 32 -
drunk." US, 1900s. Drunk as a skunk in a trunk - Nonsense rhyme. Drunk as a soot Drunk as a sow - Immobile as a sow. Based on "Drunk as David's sow." British, 1800s. Drunk as a swine - 1400s. Drunk as a tapster - The tapster is the person who pulls that taps that allow spirits to flow. Drunk as a tick - From "Full as a tick." US, 1900s. Drunk as a tinker - To "swill like a tinker" means to imbibe excessively and without stopping. Drunk as a top - Wobbling like a top that is running down. Drunk as a wheelbarrow - Since the 1600s. Drunk as a whistle Drunk as Abel Boyle Drunk as all-get-out Drunk as an aardvark Drunk as an ape - Appears in Chaucer's "The Manciple's Tale." Early 1300s. Drunk as an ass Drunk as an autumn wasp Drunk as an earl Drunk as an emperor - Ten times as drunk as a lord. Also, an "emperor" is a drunken man. (Would an "empress" then be a drunken woman?) Drunk as an owl - Very drunk. Cf. "Drunk as a boiled owl." Widespread since the 1800s. Drunk as Bacchus - Extremely drunk. Bacchus is the Roman god of wine and viniculture. British, 1800s. Drunk as Ballylana/Ballylannan - Anglo-Irish colloquialism. Possibly from "Drunk as blaizers." Drunk as blaizers - From the Feast of St. Blaize. Celebrants were called "blaizers," and clearly this feast was a time of crapulence. Drunk as blazes - Extremely drunk. Either a variant of the above term, or from the intensive "as blazes." Drunk as buggery - Extremely intoxicated. British, 1800s. Drunk as Chloe/Cloe - From the cobbler's wife of Linden Grove, who was notorious for her drinking habits. Her claim to fame is via the poet Prior, who was attached to her. Widespread 1845 to 1890. Drunk as (a) Cooter Brown Drunk as dancing pigs Drunk as David's/Davy's sow - David Lloyd, an alehouse keeper in Wales, had a sow that had six legs, which was the object of much curiosity. One day Mrs. Lloyd, who was given to drink, lay down in the sty in order to sleep herself sober. Meanwhile, David ushered in some visitors to see his remarkable animal - and didn't look into the stall to make sure that the critter was there. One visitor, when asked if he had ever seen the like, - 33 -
replied that it was the drunkennest sow he ever beheld. From then on, Mrs. Lloyd was known as "David's sow." British, 1600s to 1800s. Drunk as Dionysus - Dionysus is the Greek equivalent of Bacchus. He is also the god of fertility and the powers of nature. From his name we get "Dionysian" for "frenzied." Drunk as Elpenor - Elpenor was a friend of Ulysses who got sloshed while at Circe's dwelling and fell asleep on the roof. In his slumber he rolled off the roof and broke his neck. Hence, said person is due for a fall. Drunk as Eurytion - Uncontrollably drunk. Eurytion is the centaur who tried to carry off Hippodamia. See "Drunken as a guest at Hippodamia's wedding." Drunk as Floey - From "Drunk as Chloe." Drunk as forty billygoats Drunk as hell Drunk as hoot Drunk as mice Drunk as muck - Late 1800s. Drunk as one can hang/stick together Drunk as owls Drunk as piss Drunk as polony - From "Drunk as a polony." Drunk as puffed-up pigeons Drunk as rolling farts Drunk as soft mick - Very drunk. "Soft mick" is British army intensive. Drunk as soot - Late 1800s. Drunk as the Baltic - Noted by G. L. Apperson, a collector of phrases and proverbs. 1800s. Drunk as the devil - Since the 1300s. Drunk as the drum of a wheelbarrow - Very inebriated. Drunk as Zeus Drunk back - Patterned on "Laid back." Drunk for sure Drunk in one's dumpes Drunk like wedding guests Drunk more than one has bled - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Drunk oneself dead Drunk to the pulp - Drunk to the point of passing out. Drunk to the utmost - Since the late 1800s. Drunk up Drunk with a continuando - Drunk for days on end. Drunken Drunken as a guest at Hippodamia's wedding - In Greek mythology, at the wedding feast of Hippodamia and Pirithous, king of the Lapiths, the centaurs got intoxicated and attempted to abduct the bride. The result was the legendary battle between the centaurs and Lapiths. - 34 -
Drunker than a boiled owl Drunker than a cannon Drunker than a hoot owl Drunker than a monkey Drunker than a skunk Drunker than five thousand Indians Drunker than hell Drunker than Scootum Brown Drunker than 300 dollars Drunker than whisky Drunkity drunk Drunkulent Drunkok Drunks - Abbreviation of "Drunk and disorderly." Drunky/Drunkey - Often used with one's name, as in "Drunky Sue." British, mid 1800s. Drunky drunk Drunok - Tipsy. Corruption of "Drunk." British, since the 1930s. Druuncen - Predecessor of "Drunk," dating back to around 950. Dry - An odd synonym for "intoxicated," since "dry" usually means without liquor, as in a dry county, or abstaining from liquor. D.T.'s - Abbreviation for "delirium tremens." Since the early 1800s. Other terms for this condition include: barrel fever, bats, black dog, blue devils, blue horrors, bottleache, gallon distemper, heebie jeebies, horries, horrors, jerks, jim-jams, jimmies, jitters, jumps, ork-orks, rams, rats, rum fit, screaming Abdams, screaming meanies, seeing snakes, seeing pink elephants, shakes, shim'shams, snake in the boots, snakes, triangles, uglies, whammy, whoops and jingles, willies, and zings. DUI - Driving Under the Influence. Dull-eyed Dull in the eye - Tipsy. British, since the 1600s. Dumped DWIed - Driving While Intoxicated. Dyeing scarlet - Drinking deep or hard. Appears in Shakespeare's works. Late 1500s to early 1600s. E-H Ears (are) ringing Easy Easy over - Tipsy, slightly "fried." Eaten a loaf and a half for breakfast - Noted by - 35 -
Benjamin Franklin. Eaten a pudding bag - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Eaten opium - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Eaten the cocoa nut - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Eating one's oats Ebriate Ebrios Ebriose Ebrious - Mildly drunk. From Latin "ebrius." Since the late 1500s. Ebullient Edge Edged - Slightly intoxicated. Probably from the Suffolk phrase "on the edge of drunkenness." Eighty-six - "86" is bar lingo to serve someone no more liquor. Cf. "Flagged." Egg - Australian. Eighty-sixed/86ed El Reeko - Scottish. Derived from "reeking." Elated Electrified - Stunned by drink, moderately drunk. British, 1800s. Elephant trunk - Variation of "Elephant?s trunk." Early 1900s. Elephant's/Elephants - Shortening of "Elephant?s trunk." Also, suggests the pink elephants that are the "classic" hallucination of drunks. Since circa 1874. Elephant's trunk - Rhyming slang. British and some US use, since the 1800s. Elevated - Mildly intoxicated, "high." British & US, since the 1600s. Eliminated - US, since the mid 1900s. Embalmed - Very drunk. "Embalming fluid" is liquor, esp. potent whisky. However, this term more likely comes from the seemingly lifeless state of the subject. Emotional - Because drunkenness makes some people excitable or depressed. Cf. "Tired and emotional." End of the line Enjoying a drink Enjoying a drop Enjoying a glass Enjoying a jar Enjoying a jug Enjoying a nip Enjoying the bottle Entered/Enter'd Euphoric Exalted - Tipsy. Late 1600s to mid 1700s. Excited Exhilarated - 36 -
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Face-down-in-the-gutter Faced - Short for "Shitfaced." US, since the mid 1900s. Faded - Totally drunk. College slang. Faint - Euphemistic. US, mid 1800s. Fairly ripped Fallen among thieves - Of Biblical origin. To "fall among thieves" is to admit that one is drunk. Usu. humorous use. Fallen off the wagon - See "Fell off the wagon." Fallen victim to barley fever - Cf. "Down with barrel fever." Falling down Falling down drunk - Drunk and stumbling. Falstaffed - See "Done a Falstaff." Fap - Appears in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor. Far ahead/Farahead - Far ahead in drinking. Refers to a souse or one who is intoxicated in a particular instance. US, early 1900s. Far gone Far gone in one's cups Far out Farshnoshket - Yiddish Fatigued - "Fatigue" is a euphemism for inebriation. Cf. "Tired." Fearless Fearing no man Fears no man - Cf. "Full of Dutch courage." Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Featured - Of theatrical origin. Refers to a drinker who "performs" while intoxicated - singing, dancing, etc. US, early 1900s. Fed one's kitty Feeling Feeling aces Feeling as if the cat had kittened in one's mouth - Having a distasteful sensation in one's mouth, suffering from "cottonmouth." Cf. "Fur on one's tongue." 1600s. Feeling cheap - Suffering from a night's debauchery. Feeing dizzy Feeling drunk Feeling excellent Feeling frisky Feeling funny - Overcome with drink, or beginning to get intoxicated. Feeling glorious Feeling good - Since the mid 1800s. Feeling groovy Feeling happy Feeling high - 37 -
Feeling Irish Feeling it Feeling it a little Feeling juiced up Feeling no pain - Deeply intoxicated, or mildly drunk. Because alcohol is somewhat anesthetic. Since the 1940s, used esp. in Canada. Feeling one's alcohol Feeling one's booze Feeling one's cheerios Feeling one's drink Feeling one's liquor Feeling one's oats - This term means feeling strong, energetic and aggressive like a well-fed horse; high-spirited, brash, as one may feel after a few glasses of potent potables. Feeling one's onions Feeling pretty good Feeling real/really well Feeling right Feeling right royal Feeling the effect Feeling the thick - Dead drunk. "Thick" is black beer. Fell off the wagon - Means drinking liquor after a period of abstaining from alcohol. Because somebody who has given up booze (at least for the time being) is said to be "on the wagon." Cf. "Has broken the teapot." Fermented Feshnushkied Fetched the brewer - To "fetch the brewer" is to get tipsy. Since circa 1880. Fettered - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Fettled Feverish Fiddled - A "fiddle-cup" is a drunkard. Also, to "fiddle" liquor means to drug it. Fighting a bottle - Drinking liquor, esp. to excess. Fighting drunk - Drunk and belligerent. Since the late 1800s. Fighting tight - Drunk and quarrelsome. British, 1800s. Filled Filled (up) to the bung Filled to the gills Filled up - 38 -
Fired Fired up - Probably from the phrase's sense of to start an engine. Since the mid 1800s. Fish-eyed Fishy/Fishey Fishy about the gills - Hung over. Because drink pulls down the corners of one's mouth and makes the lower cheeks look squarish, suggesting the gills of a fish. "Gills" refers to the skin behind the jaws and ears, where one would have gills if one were a fish (or the Creature from the Black Lagoon). Fishy-eyed Fitshaced - Partial disguise of "Shitfaced." College slang. Five or seven - From the police phrase "five shillings or seven days," the original penalty for drunkenness. Police and cockney use, late 1800s to early 1900s. Fixed - "Fixing" is strong drink. Fixed up Fizzed Fizzed up Fizzled Flabbergasted Flagged - Forbidden further drinks because one is drunk. Cf. "Eighty- six." Flailin' - Really intoxicated. Usu. refers to marijuana, but is applicable to alcohol. Flaked - From either "Flaked-out" or "Harry Flakers." Flaked-out - Unconscious, hung over, or tired from drunkenness. Military, since circa 1939. Flakers - Mildly drunk. Shortening of "Harry Flakers." Australian, mid 1900s. Flako Flaky Flambd - Elaboration of "fried" plus hints at the warm feeling that often comes with intoxication. Flannel-mouthed Flared - Tipsy. A "flare" or "flare-up" is a drunken spree. Flared up Flaring drunk - Very inebriated. Flat-ass drunk - Totally drunk. May be patterned on "flat-out"; also, it suggests being so drunk that one is flat on one?s ass. Flatch kennurd - Back slang for "Half drunk." Flat-out drunk Flattened - Stuporously drunk. Flawed/flawd - Half drunk, a "little crooked." A pun on "Floored"; cf. "Damaged." British, since before 1650. Flickered - 39 -
Flipped - Possibly a euphemism for "Fucked," or a shortening of "Flipped out." Flipped out - Probably from drug culture slang. Floated up Floating - High, ecstatic. Cf. "Buoyant." A "floating drunk" is an enjoyable weekend toot. This term appears in Richard McKenna's The Sand Pebbles. Floating high Flooded Flooding one's sewers Flooey/Fluey - Perhaps a variant of "go blooey," to collapse, come to sudden ruin; or a variation of "Drunk as Floey." US, early 1900s. Floored - Drunk and lying on the floor, vanquished by drink. Also, in drunkard's slang, to "floor" a drink or a quantity of drink means to finish it completely. Since the 1800s. Floothered Floppy - Very drunk. Florid - Mildly drunk, red-faced. British, 1770s to 1830s. Florious Flostered - "Floster" is a mixed drink of sherry, lemon, noyau, sugar, ice and soda water. Flown Flown with the wild turkey Fluffed Fluffy - Unsteady, stupid. A "fluffer" is a drunkard, and "fluffiness" is drunkenness. British, late 1800s. Flummixed/Flummoxed/Flummuxed - Confused by drunkenness. US, since the late 1800s. By the 1920s, this term was more apt to mean "confused." Flush - Short for "Flush with the brim," or related to "Flushed." British, 1800s. Flush with the brim - Completely full of liquor. Flushed - Reddened with drink. British & later US, since the early 1700s. Flusterated - British & US, since the 1800s. Flusterated up Flustered/Fluster'd - Mildly intoxicated. From "fluster," to excite with drink. Since the 1600s. Flusticated Flustrated - "Flustered" plus "frustrated." British & US, since the 1800s. Fluted Flutered Flyblown - British, 1800s. Fly-by-night - Rhyming slang for "tight," plus suggests the unreliability of drunkards. Flying - High, feeling the effects of liquor. Flying blind - US Air Force slang, from the aeronautical term. - 40 -
Flying Chinese - Possibly from WWI aviation slang "Chinese ace," for a pilot who lands a plane with one wing low, Wun Wing Lo being an invented Chinese name. US Air Force slang. Flying high Flying light Flying on one wing Flying one wing low - See "Flying Chinese." US Air Force slang. Flying rather high Flying the Ensign - An "ensign bearer" is someone who is drunk, someone who "hoists his colors in his drink" - i.e., has a red face. Cf. "Has one's flag out." US, early 1900s. Flying the wet beam - US Air Force slang. Cf. "Off the beam." Fog-bound - Tipsy. Early 1900s. Fogged - British & US, since the early 1800s. Fogged in Foggy - British & US, since the early 1800s. Fogmatic - US, mid 1800s. Folded - "Bent." US, early 1900s. Folded up Fond of dope - Addicted to liquor. Fool if you don't quit Foolish Footless Foozlified - Tipsy. British nautical, late 1800s to mid 1900s. Forced down at a hangar - US Air Force slang. Fortified 45 degrees listed - "List" is the term for the degree to which a ship is tipped to port or starboard from the vertical. A 45 degree list is steep indeed. Suggests the leaning of a drunk. Forward - From either the truculence of a drunkard, or from a drinker making progress towards intoxication. Fossilized Fou/Fow - Scottish for "full," in this case full of drink. Since the 1500s. Fou as a coo Fou as a piper Fou as a wulk Fou as Betty Fou-drunk - Scots dialect 1500s to 1600s. Four sheets - Short for the following. Four sheets in/to the wind - Dead drunk, unconscious. See "Three sheets in the wind." Since the 1800s. Fouthenoo - Used loosely but generally jocularly. Early 1900s. Fox drunk - Crafty, red-faced, or stinking. 1500s to 1600s. Foxed/Foxt - From the red color of one's face, or stinking drunk. Also, to "fox" means to intoxicate. British and later US, since the early 1600s. Foxy - US, 1800s. Cf. "Fox drunk." - 41 -
Fozzed Fractured Fragile - Because one's head feels as if it could easily break. Frail Frayed Frazzled - Can mean "exhausted" or "nervous" as well as "drunk." US, since the late 1800s. Freaked Freaked out - Originally a drug culture term. Means crazy or out of control. Free and easy - A "free and easy" is a gathering where people assemble, usu. at a public house, to drink and sing. Freefall Freighted one's crop with likker - Here, "crop" means "stomach." Cowboy slang. French-fried - Elaboration of "Fried." Frenzied as Thyia - Said of a woman who is violently and turbulently drunk. Thyia is a daughter of Castalius and mother of Delphus by Apollo, and is said to have been the first to sacrifice to Dionysus. Her name comes from the Greek meaning "to rage frantically." Fresh - Slightly inebriated, lively. British & US, early 1800s. Fresh in drink Freshish - On the verge of intoxication. 1819 to 1860. Friccased Fried - Used esp. by British office and shop ladies. Fried on both sides Fried to the eyebrows Fried to the eyes Fried to the gills - "Fried" plus "Up to the gills." US, mid 1900s. Fried to the hat Fried to the tonsils Fried up Froze one's mouth - Noted by Benjamin Franklin Frozen - Cf. "Petrified." Noted by Benjamin Franklin. FUBARed - From the military acronym FUBAR, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. Army use. Fucked - Extremely intoxicated. Fucked out Fucked over Fucked up Fucked up as a China ghost - US military. Fuckered Fuddle Fuddled - Confused with drink. From "fuddle," liquor or a drinking spree. Since the 1600s. Fuddled as an ape - 42 -
Fuddled one's cap - To "fuddle one's cap" means to get drunk. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Fuddled one's nose Fuddled up Full - Having drunk to repletion. Cf. "Saturated." Since the 1700s. Full as a boot - Australian, since circa 1925. Full as a bull - Probably a nonsense rhyme. Cf. "Drunk as a skunk in a trunk." New Zealand slang. Full as a bull's bum Full as a fairy's phone book - Australian. Full as a fart Full as a fiddle Full as a fiddler - See "Drunk as a fiddler." Full as a fiddler's fart - Australian. Full as a goat - Here, "goat" may be a corruption of "goiter." Briti tavern term since the 1700s. Full as a goog - A "goog" is an egg. Australian. Full as a goog/googy egg Full as a goose Full as a lord - See " sh Drunk as a lord." Full as a pig's ear - "Pig's ear" means beer. Full as a piper Full as a piss-ant Full as a po - Extremely drunk. See "Full as the family po." Full as a seaside shithouse on Boxing Day - Boxing Day is the day after Christmas in Great Britain and Canada. British. Full as a state school hat rack Full as a tick - As full of alcohol as a tick is of blood. Australia and New Zealand, 1800s. Full as a tun/tunne - 1500s to mid 1600s. Full as an egg - Australian. Full as the family po - "Po" means chamberpot, and is a corruption of French "pot de chambre." Australian. Full as two race trains Full cargo aboard Full cocked Full drunk Full flavored Full of courage - 43 -
Full of Dutch courage - "Dutch courage" is the fleeting or false bravery endowed by intoxication. Cf. "Pot valiant." "Dutch" appears in many disparaging phrases in British slang due to the rivalry that existed between the English and the Dutch in the 17 th century. "Dutch cheer" is spirits, a "Dutch concert" is the singing of inebriated carousers, and a "Dutch headache" is a hangover. Full of hops Full of liquor Full of red disturbance - Cowboy slang. Full to the back teeth - See "Back teeth afloat." Full to the brim Full to the bung - Very inebriated. Cf. "Bunged." Primarily British, since the 1800s. Full to the gills Full to the guards - Dead drunk. British Nautical, 1900s. Full up - Completely full, in this case with alcoholic drink. Full up to the brim Full up to the brain Fully soused Fully tanked Fun-loving - Drunk and playful. Funky - Because the behavior of a sot is often weird. Funny - Euphemistic. Since the 1700s. Funky drunk Fupped duck - Variant of "Fupped uck." Fupped uck - Partial disguise of "Fucked up," plus suggests the messed- up speech of a lush. Fur brained Fur on one's tongue - From the fuzzy feeling one has in one's mouth when hung over. Furry Furschnickered Futzed up - Euphemism for "Fucked up." Fuzzed Fuzzled - From "fuzzle," to make someone or oneself intoxicated. Since the early 1700s. Fuzzy - To "fuzz" is to make, or be, drunk. "Fuzziness" is inebriation. British & US, since the late 1700s. Fuzzy headed
Gaffed Gaga/Ga-ga - Scottish slang Gage - "Gage" is a drink of beer, esp. among tramps. Gaily Gallows drunk - 44 -
Galvanized - Cf. "Electrified." Gambrinous - Full of beer. The word comes from Gambrinus, a mythical Flemish king who is supposed to have invented beer. Gargled - From "gargle," a drink of alcohol, or to drink booze. Gaseous Gassed - From "gas," liquor, or from "gas" in the sense of "very satisfying." British (esp. army) & US, since circa 1915. Gassed up - To "gas up" is to drink crapulently. Gassy Gauged/Gaged - "Gauge/gage" is inferior whisky. Also, a "gage" is a quart pot, a measure of liquor. Cf. "Gage." US, early 1900s. Gay - Tipsy. Refers to uplifted spirits. 1800s to early 1900s. Gay weel eworn'd - Term used by Whitehead. Gayed G?d up - Possibly from "Geed up." Geared - Short for "Geared up." Geared up Geed Geed up - Possibly from Hobo slang for "crippled" or "bent and battered," or from drug slang for intoxicated. If the latter case, its roots are in "Geared up." Also, a "gee" is a glass of liquor and a "gee-up" is a drinking spree. Geeded Geeded up Geeked Geesed - A "geeser" is a drink of spirits, or a drunkard. Geezed - A "geezer" or "geez" is a drink of alcohol. Also, to "geez/geeze" means to take or drink a dose of dope in drug lingo. Geezed up Generous - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Geophysical well logging Gerook - High. Usu. means intoxicated by marijuana, but apparently is applicable to alcohol as well. South African slang. Gestunketed Getting a bag on Getting a bun on Getting a can on - Canned up (cf.). A "can on" is intoxication. Getting a glow Getting a glow on - From reddening of the face. Getting a jag on Getting a little boozy Getting a little high Getting a little inebriated Getting a little tipsy in one Getting a little whizzy Getting a load on - See "Loaded." Australian. - 45 -
Getting a shithouse on Getting a skate on - See "Has a skate on." Getting a snootful - See "Has a snootful." Getting a thrill Getting about all one needs Getting an answer Getting an edge on - Drinking to preserve the pleasurable "buzz," but not so that one becomes blotto. Getting barreled up Getting behind - Having a pleasant intoxication. Probably from drug slang. Getting bleary-eyed Getting blotto Getting boozed up Getting boozy
Getting bung-eyed Getting canon Getting charged up Getting Chinese Getting crocked Getting cut Getting dopy Getting fired up Getting flushed Getting full Getting glorious Getting goofy Getting high Getting in Getting inebriated Getting intoxicate Getting it off the mind Getting jingled - 46 -
Getting jungled Getting kailed up - Possibly from "Kaylied." Getting kind of high Getting kind of woozy Getting light-headed Getting likkered up Getting lit Getting lit up Getting loaded Getting looped Getting loose Getting off - Short for "Getting off on a high." Originally a drug term. Getting relief and pleasure from intoxication. US, mid 1900s. Getting on Getting on it - On a spree. Australian, since circa 1920. Getting on one Getting on the band wagon Getting on the pole - Verging on intoxication. Getting on with it - Drinking and getting smashed, on a spree. Getting one Getting one's brain fried - Probably originated in drug slang. Getting one's ears back Getting one's gauge up - Possibly from the rising pressure gauge on a steam boiler, and influenced by "Gauged." Getting one's hops in - Getting tipsy. Getting one's load - See "Loaded." Getting one's load on Getting one's shoes full Getting organized Getting pickled Getting piped - Since circa 1925. Getting polluted Getting pretty full Getting pretty high Getting pretty well lit Getting ready Getting right Getting shaky Getting shitty Getting shot Getting sloppy Getting soft Getting soused Getting started Getting stiff Getting tanked up - 47 -
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Getting the flavor Getting the gauge up Getting the habit Getting the nose painted - See "Paintin' one's nose." Getting there - To "get there" is to get soused. British, 1800s. Getting there with both feet Getting tipsy Getting to be a drunkard Getting to feel one's liquor Getting too full Getting tore up from the floor up Getting topsy Getting under the influence Getting underway Getting up high Getting up the pole - Becoming tipsy. Getting warmed Getting warmed up Getting wasted Getting wet Getting whizzy Getting woozy Gheed - From "Geed." Gheed up Giddy - "Giddy water" is alcoholic drink. Giffed - From "TGIF," Thank God It's Friday. Cf. "Paid." Giggled - "Giggle-water" is alcohol, particularly champagne. Giggled up Gilded - Since the early 1600s. Gin crazed Gin soaked Gingered up - Stimulated or enlivened as if from ginger. Ginned - US, since the late 1800s. Ginned up - Canadian slang. To "gin up" is to drink hard liquor, not to get drunk but to get in the proper mood for partying. Ginnified - Dazed with liquor. Ginny - Drunk on gin. Late 1800s. Givin' the town hell with the hide off - Celebrating drunkenly. Cowboy term. Giving it a bash - Drinking heavily. Giving Nature a fillup Gizzled Glad - Merry. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Glanders ? See "Got the glanders." - 50 -
Glass eyed Glassy Glassy-eyed Glazed/Glaized - Stuporous. Perhaps from glazed-over eyes. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Glazed drunk - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Glazed over Globular - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Glombed Glorious - Term used by Robert Brown in his poems. Scottish, since the 1700s. Gloriously cockeyed Gloriously drunk - Scottish. Glowed Glowing - "Glow" or "glow on" means mild intoxication. Glued - From the immobility experienced in heavy inebriation. Goat drunk - Lustful. Since the early 1600s. God-awful drunk - Extremely drunk. God's own drunk - Very drunk. Term used by Jimmy Buffet. Goes out Goes over the tops of trees Goggle-eyed Goggled Goggled eyed Going - A "go" is a drink of spirits, esp. gin. Going it blind - Imbibing heavily. Since the late 1800s. Going on the Cousin Sis/Cis - "Cousin Sis/Cis" is rhyming slang for "piss" and means a drunken spree. Going on the piss Going out Going over the cognac trail Going overboard Going to Jerusalem Going to town - On a binge. Going under Gold-headed Golfed Gone - Dead drunk, entirely drunk. Gone a peg too low - See "Pegged too low." Gone behind the scenes Gone blind Gone blooey Gone Borneo - US campus use. From the supposedly wild people of Borneo. Gone dead Gone down in flames - 51 -
Gone flooey Gone haywire Gone maximum Southern Comfort Gone native - Cf. "Gone Borneo." Gone out Gone out like a light Gone over the hill Gone over the edge with the rams - To "go over the edge with the rams" is to get far too drunk in the slang of hardboiled detective novels. Gone pffft/phut Gone to Mexico - From the habit of US teens sneaking across the border. Implies excessive drinking. Gone to Olympus Gone to the devil Gone under - Having succumbed to the effects of alcohol. Gone wild Gonged - Stoned. Probably from drug slang. Gonged to the gills Gonzo Good and drunk Good-humored Good to go Goofed - Possibly from drug lingo. Goofed up Goofy Googly-eyed Gooned Gordoned - Drunk on gin. From Gordon's, a popular brand of gin. Gordoned up Gory/Gorey-eyed - From the redness of the eyes. Got a bag on - See "Tied a bag on." Got a blow on Got a brass eye - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Got a bun on - "Bun" may be short for "bundle," a quantity of anything. Gut a buzz on Got a can on Got a crumb in one's beard Got a dish Got a drop in the eye Got a furred tongue Got a glow on Got a gutful of piss - Australian slang. Got a jag on Got a little buzz on - Tipsy. Got a little polly on Got a load on - 52 -
Got a rum nose Got a skinful Got a snootful Got a spur in one's head - Slightly drunk. Originally and primarily jockey slang, late 1700s. Got a turkey on one's back Got about enough Got all one can carry - Extremely drunk. Got barley fever - "Barley fever" or "barrel fever" is drunkenness or the D.T.'s. Got behind the scenes Got bread and cheese in one's head - Mid 1600s to mid 1700s. Got by the head Got corns in one's head Got 'em thick - Very intoxicated. Since circa 1890. Got kibbled heels Got more than one can carry Got on a load Got on one's little hat - Implies the feeling of a swollen head when one is hung over. Also, a "large head" is a drunkard. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Got on one's skates Got one going - Has been drinking heavily. Got one's beer on board Got one's boiler loaded Got one's dose Got one's glass eyes Got one's little hat on Got one's nightcap on - Suggests a "nightcap," a drink taken just before retiring to bed. Got one's shoes full Got one's skinful Got one's snowsuit on and heading north - Cf. "Too far north." Got one's skates on - On a binge. May refer to difficulty in walking. Got one's tank filled Got one's topgallant sails out Got rats Got some in one Got the back teeth well afloat - See "Back teeth afloat." Got the blind staggers Got the flavor Got the glanders - Glanders is an illness with symptoms that include swollen neck glands and a runny nose. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. - 53 -
Got the glassy Got the good feeling Got the gout - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Got the gravel rash - Reeling drunk. "Gravel rash" refers to scrapes from a fall. Got the horns on/hornson Got the horseback Got the Indian vapors Got the knock Got the nightmare Got the pole evil Got the sun in one's eyes Got the treatment Got the wobbly boot on - Australian slang. Got too much Got up to the third story Gourded Gowed Gowed to the gills Gowed-up - Possibly from obsolete drug slang. "Gow" means drugs or dope, and could include alcohol. Grade-A certified drunk Grapeshot -- Intoxicated with wine. A pun on "grapeshot," a type of small cannon shot. British & US, late 1800s. Graveled - British, 1800s. Greased - Inspired by "Oiled." US, early 1900s. Green about/around the gills - See "Fishy about the gills." Greetin' fou/fu? - Crying drunk. See "Fou." Scottish. Grilled - Possibly a variation of "Fried." Groatable - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Grog on board Grogged - "Grog" is a British naval term for a mixture of rum and water, and has come to mean any liquor. Since the mid 1800s. Grogged up Groggery - 1800s. Groggified - British, early 1800s. Grogging Grogging on - To "grog on" is to drink heavily over a long period. Grogging up Groggy - Half drunk, or stupefied by inebriation. Since the 1700s. Grudo Guarding the gates of Hell Gummixed up - Confused. "Gummed up" plus "bollixed up." Gutted Gutter drunk Gutter mouth - 54 -
Guttered - Scottish slang Guyed out - Circus slang. To "guy out" means to tighten, so means "tight." Guzzled - From "guzzle," booze, or to drink liquor esp. to excess.
Had a bit of the creature - Appears in the movie Death Hunt. Had a bun on Had a couple Had a couple of drinks Had a couple of shooters Had a cup too many Had a cup too much Had a dram Had a drop too much Had a few Had a few drinks Had a few too many Had a glow on Had a kick in the guts Had a little Had a little too many Had a little too much Had a number of beers Had a rubber drink - A "rubber drink" is one that makes one vomit, because it "bounces back up." Had a run Had a shot or two Had a skinful - Very drunk. A "skinful" is a bellyful of liquor, or enough liquor to get one drunk (cf. "Loaded), and may refer to a wineskin. Cf. "Borracho." Had a skinful and a half Had a smell of the barmaid's apron - See "Sniffed the barmaid's apron." Had a snootful Had a snort - A "snort" is a drink of liquor. Had a thump over the head with Sampson's jawbone - Refers to, of course, the legendary jawbone of an ass. Also, "Sampson" is a drink of brandy or hard cider with a little water and sugar. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Had a tootful - A "tootful" is a drink in Scottish slang. Had enough - Consumed enough liquor to completely intoxicate one. Or, indicates that one has just plain imbibed too much. British & US, since the late 1800s. Had enough to make one noisy Had it Had one for the worms - From the old belief that alcohol kills worms. Had one or two - Tipsy. Since the late 1800s. - 55 -
Had one over the eight - See "One over the eight." Had one too many Had one's cold tea Had one's swill Had too much Haily gaily Hair on one's tongue Half-a-brewer - Tipsy. Mid 1800s to early 1900s. Half a load on Half and half - Half drunk, or less than half sober. Cf. "Arf an' arf." British and later US, since the early 1700s but now rare. Half as sober as a judge Half-assed Half-bagged Half-barreled Half bent out of shape Half-blind Half-bulled - Cf. "Bull-dozed." Australian. Half-canned - Slightly drunk. Since circa 1925. Half-cocked - Half drunk, tipsy. Possibly refers to this term's other meaning of "silly" or "foolish." Also, a gun that is half-cocked cannot be fired. Widespread use since the late 1800s. Half-cockeyed Half-cooked Half-corked Half-corned Half-crocked Half-cut - More than mildly drunk but not yet blotto. Cf. "Cut in the leg." Widespread since the mid 1800s, but now obsolete. Half-doped Half-drunk Half-foxed Half-geared Half geared up Half gone - Mildly int US, since the Half-goofe Half high Half-ho slang. Half-iced Half in the bag - Half in the boot Half in the tank Half in the wrapper oxicated. British & 1800s. d t - Somewhat drunk. Bohemian US, since the mid 1800s. - 56 -
Half-jacked - See "Black-jacked." ed in the ass e name of a wrestling hold. British, late 1800s.
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f a s -sea beer (German "zauber" is tical, since the 1600s. ish & US nautical, since at least the late 1800s. See "Slewed Half kick Half-lit Half-loaded Half-looped Half-mocus Half-muled Half-muzzled Half nelson - Possibly from th Half-on - Half-out Half-pickled Half-pissed Half rats - British, late 1800s. Half-rinsed - Australian and New Ze Half-screwed - More or less drunk. Half-sea - Contraction of "Half seas over." Half seas over - Refers to several stages of intoxication. One idea is th the person is half submerged in liquor and thus half drunk or almost drunk; the concept is that the person is a ship so low in the water, sma waves, or "half seas," can sweep over the deck. Another theory is that the phrase means "halfway across the sea," or halfway between one state and another. Still another idea is that it comes from the image o ship nearly on its side, about to founder and sink; hence, it describe one who is decidedly unsteady due to drunkenness. Or, it may be a corruption of Dutch "op-zee zober," over strong beer). Nau Half seas under Half-shaved - 1800s. Half-shot - Brit Half-slammed Half-slewed - ." British & US, since the late 1800s. d US, mid 1800s. d f. "Half seas over." y under Half-slopped Half-snaped Half-snappe Half sober Half-soused Half-sozzled Half-sprung - Half-stewe Half stiff Half-stoused Half-tanked Half the bay over - C Half the ba Half there - 57 -
Half tipsy Half under - Nearly down and stuporous Half up the pol Half-wrapped Halfway over Halfway to Concord Hammered - Because one's head feels that way. US, since Hammered to the eyeballs - Recorded in Ca Hammerish - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Hanced - British eu Hanging a few on Hanging one on - Getting very drunk. Originally US, spread to Canada. Happy - Mildly int Happy as a kin Happy Hard Hard up Hardy Harry Flakers - "Harry" is used in a number of terms in Australian sla in the form of "Harry _______ers," filling the blank with one of many slang wor services. Harry Honkers Harry S Harty Has a bag on Has a big head Has a brass eye Has a brick in one's/the hat - From the swollen feeling in one's head, or form the feeling of top-heaviness and the loss had a brick on one's head. Since circa 1870. Has a brindle taste in one's mouth - Cowboy slang for hung-over. Has a , or partly drunk. e - Since the late 1800s. the mid 1900s. nada in 1976. phemism, meaning "elevated." 1600s to 1700s. oxicated, tipsy. "Happy juice" is liquor. Since the 1700s. g drunk - Since the late 1800s. ng ds; "flakers" means tired. This particular form originated in the creechers - Drunk and hysterical.
of equilibrium, as if one bun on - From "bun," the buzz from drinking. Or, see "Got a bun on." Has a buzz on - Mildly intoxicated. Has a cab - B Has a canon Has a cloth in the wind - See " ritish (specifically London), late 1800s to early 1900s. Three sheets in the wind." Either a "clo is a sail, or this term comes from landlubbers who con meaning a rope used to tie a sail, with the sail itself. Has a crown-fire - Hung over. Log sweeps through the to Has a cup too much Has a cut leg - See " th" fused "sheet," ger's slang. A "crown fire" is one that ps of trees. Cut in the leg." Has a drop in the/one's eye - Slightly tipsy. Because the eyes are reddened as if they have just been treated with medicine. British, since - 58 -
the late 1600s. Has a drop in the head Has a drop too much taken Has a flag out - See "Has one's flag out," "Flagged." ase of booze blind - Cowboy slang. toxicated. Cf. "Glowing Has a full cargo Has a full cargo aboard Has a full-grown c Has a full jag on Has a full load on Has a glow on - Mildly in ." - Feeling the aftereffects of intoxication. Cf. "Got on one's Has a guest in the attic Has a head little hat." Has a head on Has a heat on Has a jag - A "jag" is a hold. US. Late Has a jag on Has a keg aboard Has a load - Cf drinking spree, or as much alcohol as one can 1800s. . "Loaded." British & US, since the 1800s. bottom of a baby's pram/bird cage/parrot cage - the bottom of a crow's nest - all shit and twigs bag on Has a load on Has a load under the skin Has a mouth - Hung over. Has a mouth like a vulture's crotch Has a mouth like the inside of a Turkish wrestler's jock strap Has a mouth like the all shit and biscuits Has a mouth like Has a mouth on Has a noggin on Has a nose to light candles at - Suggests the redness of a drunk's nose. Has a package on - More common in Britain than in the US. Possibly a variation of "Tied a ." Also, a "package" is a "load" (cf. "Loaded"). the head a 1650 to circa 1780. ow on on Has a permasmile Has a piece of bread and teeth in Has a pinch of snuff in one's wig Has a pot in the pate - Circ Has a pretty good gl Has a rosy glow Has a shine on Has a shocking head on Has a skate on - Suggests difficulty in walking. Has a skinful - Very drunk. Cf. "Had a skinful." Has a slant on - Based unsteadiness of a sot. Has a snootful - Suggests an elephant's trunk full of liquid, possibly on "has a new slant on." Suggests the - 59 -
based on the fallacy that elephants Canadian, 1900s. Has a steamer in one - From the noisy breathing th accompanies intoxication. Naval, since circa 1910. Has a swollen head - Cf. " drink through their trunks. US and at sometimes Got on one's little hat." Since the late 1800s. Has a talking load - Drunk and talkative. A "ta condition of intoxi loquacity. Has a thick head Has a thick tongue Has a touch of boskiness Has a turkey on one's back Has an edge on - Slightly into Has as much as one c lking load" is a degree or cation marked by xicated. an carry - Cf. "Loaded." r deep Has been in the bibbling pot Has been in the sun Has been dipping rathe Has been kicked in the guts Has been making fun Has been paid - Cf. "Giffed," "Paid." Has been to a piss-up at a brewery - British. on somebody who is unattractive. US college slang. Has bet one's kettle - Has boozed the gage Has broken the teapot - Has resumed drinking alcohol after a perio abstinenc Has beer goggles - Is so drunk that one hits To "bet one's kettle" means to be drunk d of e. "Teapot" may be a pun on "teetotaler." Cf. "Fell off the wagon." Has business on Has business on both sides of the way Has bunged one's eye - To "bung one's eye" mea drink until one's eye is "bunged up Has burnt/burned one's shoulder Has corns in one's head - Noted by Benjamin Franklin Has cut one's leg - Cf. " ns to drink a dram, or ," or closed. ts one?s leg Cu ." Late 1600s to mid 1900s. ug ill coholic stupor - See "Fell off the wagon Has dampened one's m Has dipped one's b Has drink taken Has drunk more than one's bled Has drunk more than one's share Has drunk oneself into an al Has eaten some Hull cheese Has fallen off the wagon ." g
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Has got a cup too Has got a skinful Has got one's skin f Has got the flavor Has grog on boa Has had a few Has had a skinful Has had much - Since the mid 1600s. ull rd a sniff of the barmaid's apron - See "Sniffed the barmaid's apron." Has half a bag on Has heated one's copper Has heated/het on Has hung one on Has knocked on out one's link." Has lost a shoe Has made an example Has made too e's kettle e's link out - Circa 1730 to circa 1770. Also "Has knocked free with John Barleycorn - See "A date with John Barleycorn." Has more than one can hold Has on a barley cap - Cf. "Wearing a barley cap," "Barleysick." 1500s to - See "Back teeth afloat 1600s. Has on an edge - Slightly intoxicated. Has one's back teeth afloat/awash ." is the redness of the face. Cf. "Flagged Has one's back teeth underwater Has one's back teeth well afloat Has one's/a flag out - The "flag" in this phrase is the flag of defiance, or the bloody flag, signifying that one is drunk. Also, a "flag of defiance" a drunken carouser. Alludes to ," "Flying the ensign." Nautical. Has one's/the gage up - See "Getting one's gage up." Has one's/the head full of bees Has one's head on backwards Has one's malt a - Suggests the "buzz" of drunkenness. bove one's wheat - See "Malt above the meal." Has one's nuff Has one's pots on Has one's soul in soak Has one's teeth under - Cf. "Back teeth afloat." Has one's teeth well afloat - Has one's wet sheet aboard Has paddled - See "
Since circa 1870. Paddled." n. e of Bacchus - See "Drunk as Bacchus Has punch aboard Has rats in the attic - Crazy and/or weak-minded due to intoxicatio Has sacrificed at the shrin ." Has scalt one's head pad Has seen the French king - 61 -
Has shot the cat - Properly, to "shoot the cat" means to vomit; but sin drunkenness often " ce leads to vomiting it means to get drunk also. Cf. Whipcat." British. Has smashed the teapot - See "Has broken the teapot." Has snakes in one's bo Has sold one's senses Has spliced the main brace - To "splice the main brace" means to ha drink of liquor, or to drink heavily. In the British navy, sailors who performed the difficult task of splicing the main brace - the rope th controls the mainsail - were re Has spoken with one's friend Has swallowed a hair/hare - Se ots - Suffering the delirium tremens. US, 1800s. ve a at warded with an extra ration of rum. e "Swallowed a hare."
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Tipsy. A "horn" is a drink of booze. y Ems - When one lies in bed and the whole room seems to "Got on one's little hat Has swallowed a tavern token Has taken a chiruping glass Has taken a grown man's dose - A "grown man?s dose" is a very quantity of liquor. A "dose" is as much spirits as one can hold. Has taken a horn - Has taken a drop Has taken a drop too many Has taken Hippocrates' Grand Elixir Has the Aunt be spinning. Has the back teeth well afloat Has the big head - Cf. ." nnies pors meal/wheat - See Has the blue joh Has the flavor Has the heebie-jeebies Has the Indian va Has the jim-jams Has the malt above the "Malt above the meal." Has the malt above the w Has the Mexic Has the rats Has the ripples on - Has consumed more tha one's rightful allotment of drink. From the "ripples" used to increase a c Has the screaming meem Has the senses r Has the shakes Has the staggers Has the sun in one's eyes - Euphemism implying a drunk's staggering gait is due sun-blindness. Or, may refer to the red comple 1770. ater an vapors n art's capacity. ies eeling to xion and bloodshot eyes from excessive drinking. Since at least - 62 -
Has the teeth well afloat Has the teeth w Has the uglies Has the whoops Has the yorks Has the zings Has tied on the bear Has under one's cap Has wet both eyes Has whipped the c ell under and jingles
at - See "Whipcat." k - Drunk and peevish. Cowboy slang. l spirits heeled time - Cowboy slang. own the sink ener" is a drink of spirits, esp. a nk, taken in the morning. breviation for "has been drinking" to indicate that a Strong spirits that quickly impair the imbiber are called "heady" e birdies sing - From auditory hallucinations or the "buzz" in owboy slang. ohol gives one a warm sensation inside. brandy aps because one is tilting. ttle tish & US, since the mid 1800s. man Has yellow fever Hasn't got no pain Haulin' hell out of its shuc Haunted with evi Having a cooler Having a high- Having a time Having a tumble d Having a warmer Having the eyes opened - An "eye op mixed dri Haywire Hazy - Confused with drink. British & US, early 1800s to early 1900s. H.B.D. - Medical ab patient is sloshed. Heading into the wind Heady - liquors. Hearing th the head. Hearing the owl hoot - C Hearty - British, 1800s. Heated - Because alc Heated one's copper Heated with Hebriated Hee-hawing around Heeled - Perh Heeled over Heels a li Heinous Helpless - Very intoxicated, blotto. Bri Hepped Hepped up He's a dead He's a king - 63 -
He's Pri Het up Hiccius doccius/Hicksius docksius/Hixius doxius - From "Hic est doctus," a term used for jugglers. Latin (possibl man." British, mainly 1600s to 1700s. Hiccus - Shortening of previous term. Hicky/Hickey/Hickie - Tipsy, not quite drunk. From "Hiccius doccius," for from diale to 1800s. Hictus doctius Hiddy/Hiddey High - Usu. means tipsy. Common since the High and light - Tipsy High as a cat's back High as a fiddler - See nce Eugene y dog Latin) for "This is a learned
ctic "hick" for "hiccup." British & US (more US use), late 1700s - Variation of "Hiccius doccius." Late 1600s. 1600s. , slightly inebriated. "Drunk as a fiddler." High" and rhyming & US, since the late 1800s. uttle h ken spree. To "get o on a toot. Cowboy slang. fe's toupee han Gilroy's kite High as a fiddler's fist High as a Georgia pine High as a kite - Very drunk. Both an elaboration of " slang for "Tight." British High as a lone star pine High as a space sh High as a steeple High as Lindberg High as the sky High in the saddle - Probably of western (cowboy) origin. High lonesome - As a noun, means a drinker on a drun on a high lonesome" is to g High up to picking cotton Higher than a giraf Higher than a kite Higher t Hipped Hit - Short for "Hit and missed." Hit and missed - Rhyming slang for "Pissed." Hit by a barn mouse - See "Bitten by a barn mouse." Hit on the head by the tavern bitch - See "Tavern bitch has bitten one on the head." Hit under the wing - Tipsy. Wobb there. Late 1800 Hit one's kettle Hitting 'em Hitting it Hitting it a bit Hitting it a lit Hitting it up Hitting the booze ling like a bird that has been wounded s to mid 1900s. up tle - 64 -
Hitting the bottle Hitting the hooc Hitting the jug Hitting the red-eye Hitting the sauce Hoary-eye "Oryide." Hockey/Hocky - Usually means drunk on "hock," wh strong stale beer. British, late 1700s to late 1800s. Hocus - "Hocus" is an old term for drugged spirits, f or induce stupefaction by drugging wine or liquor. Hocus-pocus Hog drunk Hog-wild Hogwhimpering Holding up the wall Honked - A "honking" is a drinking session. British armed services. Honkers - Very drunk. A "honker" is a drink armed for Honking Hooched Hooched up Hoodman - Means blind drunk. From the term for the person blindfolded in blind man's b British, 1700s. Hoodma Hooted Hopped - Originally drug lingo "hops" used in making Hopped to t Hopped up Hopping hipped - Drunk and quarrelsome. Horizonta Hornson Horny Horrid - Sin Horseback Hosed - Means either wet, beaten, or tricked. Hot - Bahamian slang, from now-obsolete US term. Also perspiration at one s h
d - From the bleary eyes. A Cockney variation of this is ich originally meant rom "hocus," to spike - Cf. previous term. British, early 1700s to 1800s. of strong spirits. British ces and office and shop lady talk. luff. Refers to the drunk's inability to move about easily. n blind , used esp. for beer (reinforced by the beer). he eyelids l - Very drunk, lying on the floor. Services, since circa 1935.
ce circa 1780. suggests the tage of intoxication. Cf. "Heated." wagon than a boiled/biled owl - Fighting drunk. See "Drunk as a boiled Hot as a red Hot coppers Hot-headed Hotsy-totsy Hotter owl." - 65 -
Hotter than a skunk Housed - US campus slang. How-came-you-so How-come-ye-so However many - British & US, since the early 1800s. sheets one has, they're all in the wind - See "Three sheets in the wind." e bottle tinuously drunk. See "Has one's flag out Howling Howling drunk Hugging th Humming Humored Hung one on Hung out the bloody flag - Con ." efiance g drunk. The "red lane" is e at least the mid-1800s. Hyped up - Probably originated as drug lingo. Hung out the flag of d Hunted a tavern fox Hunting the fox down the red lane - Gettin one's throat. Sinc Hurting a turtle Hydromancy - Applied to a maudlin souse.
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Iced Iced to the eyebrows Ill - Senator Mills of Arkansas used this in reference to the condition Fanne Fox was in the night they were stopped for reckless driving. Most likely she was not really sick, but drunk. This makes a wonderful " euphemism - cf. Under the weather." Illumin " ated - Elaboration of Lit." Illuminated with cham Imbibed giggle water Imbibed not wisely Imbibed too freely Imbibed to Impaired Impixlocated - Tipsy. "Intoxicated" plus " pagne but well o much ilated Pix ." 1900s. lty ken stupor al state of fustication - Noted in 1861. used for junkies, but can refer to drunks. nce circa 1849.
of temulency state of chassis - Extremely "plastered." Anglo-Irish. e rug lingo. "Zone" means "ozone," British, early Impixocated In a bad way In a difficu In a ditch In a drun In a fix In a fog In a fuddle In a gener In a glow In a head In a heap In a muddle In a nod - Usu. In a rosy glow In a state of elevation - Si In a state of intoxication In a state In a stew In a terrible In a tranc In a vise In a zone - Spaced out. Originated in d so this means very high. Cf. "Zoned." In armor - Fighting drunk, "pot-valiant." British, 1600s to 1800s. In bad shape In bed with one's boots on - So drunk that one cannot take off one's - 67 -
shoes before retiring. This phrase so this c In beer In booze In color In drink - Since the late 1500s. In fine/g In for it In high spirits In it low In liquor - Since In Liquor Pond In Liquor-Pond Street In merry pin - Happy after having several drafts of ale. Cf. " has the additional meaning of "dead," ould mean "dead drunk." ood fettle - British & US, since the 1800s.
the early 1700s. Pegged too low." "Pin" is another term for the peg used to me In miraculous high spirits - Scottis In Mexico - See " asure half-pints of ale. h, late 1800s. Gone to Mexico." In one's airs - In one's ales In one's altitudes - In an British, 1600s to In one's armor In one's beer In one's boots - Very drunk. In one's cups - Because of its euphemistic an is usu. used jocularl In one's elemen In one's glory In one's habit In one's pots In one's p In orbit In pots In proper fett In rare f In soak In the altitudes - Light-headed, giddy. Since the 1700s. In the bag - Possibly related to " Noted by Benjamin Franklin. elevated mood. "Altitudes" is drunkenness. 1700s. d literary tone, this phrase y. Since the late 1500s. t(s) s rosperity le orm tied a bag on." Or from a phra meaning "des In the blues In the cast-iro In the cellar In the clouds In the Crown se troyed," from plastic body bags. n horrors - Suffering delirium tremens. Anglo-Irish. /crowning office - See "Been in the crown office." In the cups In the ditch - 68 -
In the down-pins - Derived from the game of skittles. The term "dead man" (cf. "Down among the dead men") can refer to a downed skittle pin le. gun" is eaning of "hopeless," may imply that one is a hopeless one - From restaurant slang for a table whose customers are all British army use. cing the delirium tremens. s the suds of beer. Noted by sun as well as an empty bott In the grip of the grape In the gun - Possibly an allusion to a vessel called a "gun," which was used for ale at universities; or because one is "almost shot." Also, " an old term for a flagon of ale. British, late 1600s to early 1800s. In the gutter - The image is obvious. Also, since the phrase has the additional m drunkard. In the horrors In the oz stewed. In the pen In the pink In the pots In the pulpit In the rats - In the sack In the satchel In the shakes - Probably means experien In the stone-wall horrors - Anglo-Irish. In the suds - Slightly fuddled. Suggest Benjamin Franklin; since circa 1765. In the sun - Cf. "Been in the ," "Standing too long in the sun." British the 1770s. ine r head. ical, early 1800s to early 1900s. oration of "tipsy." Noted by Benjamin Franklin. rol. ," a dram of isguised army slang since In the sunsh In the tank In the upper story - The "upper story" is the brain o In the wind - Naut In the wind's eye In the wrapper - Very drunk. In tipium grove - Elab In uncharted waters In very good humor Incapable - Because one is so drunk that one has lost physical cont From the old British legal offense of being "drunk and incapable." Incog/In-cog - From "incognito," or from "cog(ue) spirits. Cf. "D ." British, early 1800s to early 1900s. ? Cf. "Ill Incognitibus Incognito Indentured Indisposed ," "Under the weather." Inebriate Inebriated Inebrious - Early 1800s. - 69 -
Infirm - Cf. "Ill," "Under the weather," etc. th wine - Wildly drunk. "Inky." Also, "ink" is cheap red wine. Australian, my slang esp. during World War I, possibly Inflamed wi Influenced Injun drunk - US derogatory. Inked - Probably from since the late 1800s. Inky - Tipsy. British ar suggested by "Blotto." Inkypoo - A Insobriety Inspired - To Intemperate Intemperate as Silenius - Suggests that one is habitually drunken. Silenius was an old satyr who hung around Dionysus/Bacchus, and because he w everywhere. Inter po Into it Into the sauce Into th Intox Intoxed Intoxicate Intoxicated Inundated Invigorated - "Invigorator" is liquor. Invincible ustralian. "inspire" is to fuddle. British, 1800s. as always too drunk to walk, other satyrs had to carry him culis - Latin for "between cups."
e suds - Cf. "Full of Dutch courage." , esp. when one is "irrigating one's e mid 1800s. Also, grant slang. British, since the 1700s. e ck and one can't let go eeve - Since the mid 1800s.
It's working on one sick or tired. Also, a "jack" is a leather drinking mug. Cf. cked Invisible Iron-plated Irrigated - To "irrigate" is to drink throat." US, since th Irrigated the ulcers Ishkimmish - Perhaps an imitation of a drunk's slurred speech. "skimmish" is booze in va It's a dark day with on It's beginning to ki It's getting to one It's got a hold of one It's showing on one It's six pots up one's sl It's starlight with one
Jack - Mentally "Black ja ." - 70 -
Jacked Jack Jag Jag on Jagged - A Jagged Jaked Jambled - Jammed Jarred - Jazzed Jazzed-up JD'd to Jickey Jiggered - Jim-jams Jingled - A "jingle" is a drunken spree imbibing. Jingling Jocular John Bull Jolly ? Slightly intoxicat 1800s, colloq Jolly drun Jolly fu' Jollying up Jolted - A "jolt" is the kick or "charge" from a dr drink itse Joplined Joy riding Joyful Jubilating Jug-bitten - From the figurative se British, early 1600s to mid 170 Jug-steamed - US, mid 1800s. Jugged - Used esp since circa Jugged-up Juiced - Variant of " is a heavy drinker. Juiced to the g Juiced-up Juicy - Si Jumbled Jumbo - Short for "Jumbo's trunk." Jumbo's trunk - See " ed up "jag" is a drinking spree, or a drunkard. Since the 1700s. up Noted by Benjamin Franklin. A "jar" is a pint of beer in Australian slang. the max From the jigger used to measure liquor. , or the state of mellowness from British & US, World War I. ed. Since the 1600s; euphemistic until the early uial since. k ink of liquor, or the lf, esp. brandy or whisky straight up. nse of the liquid contents of a jug. 0s. . by British shop and office ladies. Also US; in use 1919. Juicy." "Juice" or "joy juice" is booze, and a "juicer" ills nce the early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Elephant's trunk." Late 1800s. - 71 -
Jungled - Drunk on "jungle juice," home-brewed drink made by sold prisoners, etc. from what available. "Jungle juice" originally meant A US & Au Junked Junked up Jus' a li'l boopadoo Just about drunk Just about half-drunk Just comforta Euphemistic. Just fe slang. Just plain drunk Just showing signs iers, ever alcohol and flavorings happen to be frican rum. stralian. p bly mellow - elin' round - Cowboy Just south of bejasus "
Ka-floot Kailed up - "Alcoholized. Probably influenced by "Canned." Since circa 1927. Kali'ed - "Kali" is a sweet of sherbet wrapped in a triangular sipped through a licorice straw. "K Kanurd - Variation of "Kennurd." Kaput - From German for "destroyed." Kaylied - Probably a variation of "Kali'ed." Kayo'd/Kayoed - From K.O., a knock-out in boxing. Keelhauled - keelhauling. Keeping one's nose in the cup Keeping one's sails up - Just a bit intoxicated, but all righ Keg-legged - Play on "peg leg." Su Kenird - Variation of "Kennurd." Kennurd/Kenurd - since circa 1874 Kentucky-fried Kerflummixed Kerfuckered Kerpunkle - See bag and ali-water" is champagne. Because one who is very drunk may look like a victim of t. ggests staggering gait. Back slang for "drunk." Cf. "Flatch kennurd." British, . /Kerflummoxed "Capoonkle." ickered he roof - Heavily inebriated. Kerschn Kettled Keyed - US college use. Keyed to t Keyed up - 72 -
Keyed up to the roof Keyholed - The idea is that o the keyhole Kib'd heels Kicked in the guts - A " Kicking up one's heel Kicking Killed Killed o 1800s. Killed one's dog - To "kill one's Noted by Benj Kind of high Kind Kisk Kisky - Stupid with drink. Possibly from the fuddled speech of a or from Romany "kushto," "good." Alternately, could have been influenced by "whisky" and "frisky." British, mid 1800s to mid 1900s. Kissed (the) Black Betty - To "kiss the a drink. Noted b Kissing Kited Knapped/Kn Knackered Knee-crawling Knee-crawling drunk Knee-crawling, commode-hugging, gutter-wallowing drunk Knee-crawling, going a Knee-slapping drunk Knee-w Kneed Knocked blooey Knocked coo-coo Knocked for/to a loop Knocked off one's pins Knocked one's Knocked out Knocked over Knocked up Knockered Knockin' round lik Knocking it back Knows how the cards are d Knows not the way ho Knows the wa Knus-drunk ne is so drunk, one can't get the key into for one's house. kick in the guts" is a drink of liquor. s up the devil ff - Removed from (or lying under) the table due to intoxication. dog" means to drink heavily or be drunk. amin Franklin. of woozy drunk babe/Black Betty" means to take y Benjamin Franklin. the cap apt - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. round with one's zipper open drunk alking drunk link out - 1700s.
e a blind dog in a meat shop ? Cowboy slang. ealt - Means that one is a heavy drinker. me y home - 73 -
K.O.'d - See "Kayo'd." k - Variation of "Cronk Kraeusened Krank/Kron ." Ky-eyed s eer (from "lace curtain" meaning Burton beer). Cf. Kursasted
Laced - Because one's bloodstream is laced with alcohol. Also, "lace" i strong liquor, or b "Polluted." Laced one's coffee/tea - T esp. with rum or Lager Laid Laid back Laid out - Like a co Laid out like a Laid right out Laid to Lame Langered Lap in th Lapped Lapped the gutter Lapping (in) the British, 1800s. Lapping it up Lappy - "Lap" or "lapper" is thieves' slang for drink. 1700s to 1800s. Larruping drunk - To "larrup" meant "gre Lathered Laughing at the carpet - Floored by intoxication. Laughing jag - Laying one on Laying out dead drunk Laying o Leaked Leaning Leaping Leaping dru Leaping up Leary/Leer Leathered Led astray Legless - Drunk to the point of falling over. Scottish Lekker - Tipsy o "lace" a non-alcoholic drink is to spike it, brandy. -frenzied rpse at a wake. rug the bone e gutter gutter - So drunk as to drink from the gutter like a dog. is to flog. In the Old West, "larruping" at" or "wonderful." Given to laughter due to inebriation. ut one's kit - Vomiting due to intoxication. nk y - US, late 1800s to early 1900s. . South African slang, from Afrikaans. - 74 -
Letting 'er go Letting 'er go Gallagher - Th starting to get int Letting 'er snort Letting 'er t Letting go Letting off steam Letting th for rum. Letting the finger Leveled/Levelled Lifted - US college s Lifting one's elbow Lifting the little finger Light - Noted b Light-headed Light on top Light up - Ba Lighting up Lights out Lightsome Like a glee-man's bitch - A glee-man is a minstrel. Refers to the staggering g Plowman." Like a rat in tr drowned rat." Like an owl in an ivy bush - Having a vacant stare due to drunkenness. The ivy bush is a favored h Bacchus. Since the 1600s. Like Chloe e phrase means "let's begin," so it may mean oxicated.
ear e finger ride the thumb - "Finger and thumb" is rhyming slang ride the thumb too often lang. y Benjamin Franklin.
hamian slang. From "Lit up."
ait of a souse. Appears in William Longman's "Piers ouble - A "rat in trouble" is a drunkard. Cf. "Drunk as a aunt for owls, as well as the favorite plant of /Cloe - See "Drunk as Chloe." Likker-soak Likkerous Limber - N Franklin. Limp - Very drunk. Lined - L alcohol. Lion-drunk - ed oted by Benjamin ined with a coating of Roaring drunk, drun and rowdy or qua the 1500s. Liquified Liquor plug Liquor-struck Liquored/Likkered Liquored/Likkered up k rrelsome. Since
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Liquorish/Likkerish Liquor's talking - Cf. "Has a talking load." ot the euphoric state rather than the redness of the face. my use.
as tree watter with 12 volts on the filament dow s
monwealth human "Off the beam Listened to the owl ho Listing - Leaning. Listing to starboard Lit - From Lit a bit Lit to the gills Lit to the guards Lit to the gunnels Lit up - British ar Lit up a little bit Lit up like a cathedral Lit up like a Chanukah bush Lit up like a Christm Lit up like a church Lit up like a church window Lit up like a fifty- Lit up like a kite Lit up like a lighthouse Lit up like a skyscraper Lit up like a store win Lit up like Broadway Lit up like High Mas Lit up like London Lit up like Main Street Lit up like the Catholic Church Lit up like the Com Lit up like the sky Lit up like Times Square Lit up to show one's Little bit on the go Little bit round the corner Little off the beam - See ." ner ipsy. oaded" nition" is alcoholic drink. US, since the 1800s. es Little 'round the cor Little tight - T Little woozy Living up a bit Loaded - A "load" is enough alcohol to get one drunk. Also "l means laced with intoxicant. US & British, since the 1800s. Loaded for bear(s) - "Ammu Loaded one's cart Loaded to the barrel Loaded to the earlob Loaded to the gills Loaded to the guards - 76 -
Loaded to the gunw Loaded to the hat Loaded to the muzzle Loaded to the Plimsoll mark - The Plimsoll mark (after Sam Plimsoll) i the legal submergence level of British merchant vessels loaded with all one can Loaded to t Loaded up Loading up Lock-leg Locked Locoed out Locoed out on an 8-ball Logged - Derived from " ales/gunnels - US nautical, late 1800s. s . Thus, means hold. British, since the 1800s. he tailgate ged Waterlogged." Long stale d late 1800s. Longlong - Pidgin. Longwhisky - Pidgin. Looked upon the wine when it was red - Tipsy. Elaborate euphemism that appea runk - Depressed as the result of alcoholic debauchery. US, rs in an 1897 Summerville and Ross story. From Proverbs in out the gills id 1800s. through a glass the phrase "thrown for a loop." -legged legged ilt(s) - Unsteady. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. ing up lord the Bible. Looking blue ab Looking boozy Looking lively - British, m Looking Loony Loop-legged Looped - From Looped Loopy Loopy- Loose Loose in the haft - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Loose in the h Loosen Loppy Lordly - Cf. "Drunk as a ." udder r. Cf. "High in the saddle Lost one's royal r Loud and proud Lousy drunk - Very inebriated. Love-dovey - Drunk and amorous. Low in the saddle - Slumped ove ." ort for "Lubricated." Suggests that one has been maliciously plied with Lubed - Sh Lubed up Lubricated - intoxicants. - 77 -
Luffed the sails - If you "luff the headsail," you've pointed your sloop far into the wind and it flaps loosely (in much the same manner as " too three sheets to the wind"). "Headsail" is pronounced head-s'l. In addit the sloop loses stability and rocks with the waves instead of staying nicely he Lumped Lumpy - Since the 1800s. Lush - To "lush" is to drink heavily or frequently. Sug wealthy Lushed Lushed to t Lushed up Lushed up to the n Lushing it ar Lushington Lushington is one's master - See " ion, eled over. Used for someone who has crossed his or her limit. gests that one is enough to afford the luxury of intoxication. he gills uts ound is concerned Alderman Lushington ." e the 1800s. ying in the gutter - Very drunk, blotto. s nose" is to push a bottle past someone so he/she misses out on a drink; ns to . Half -Irish, esp. public house
lo-Irish, - the main Lushy/Lushie/Lushey - British & US, sinc Lushy and stropolus - Drunk and rowdy. L
Mad with it Made a bridge of one's nose - The person described has passed by someone in drinking - and may soon pass out. To "make a bridge of one' thus, the phrase mea supercede someone Made an example Made drunk come Madza-beargered - drunk. "Madza" is pronounced "med-ser" and comes from Italian "mezzo." Anglo use. Maggoty - Very drunk. From old term for "bad-tempered" or "whimsical." Ang mainly tavern use. Main brace (is) well-spliced See "Has spliced brace." Or from the strengthening influe Making a trip to Baltimore Making a nig Making fun Making hell pop l nce of good liquor. ht of it oose - 78 -
Making hey-hey Making indentures - Staggering. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Making indentures Making Ms and Ts Making Ms and Ws - From slang, since circa 1860. Making scallops - Cf. "Making wavy-rule." Making snakes Making things look crimson Making Virginia fence - A Virginia fence is a zigzag fence. walking in a zigzag fashion. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Making wavy-rule - Sta line. Since circa 1880. Malt above the meal - Refers to the use of malt in the making of alcoholic beverages. One who allows the malt to get ahead of the meal is losing control. Anothe Since the late 1500s. Malted with one's legs - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. the staggering gait of a sot. British printer's Hence, ggering drunk. From a printer's term for a wavy r meaning is that one is on the verge of alcoholism. - From the malt in beer. Cf. "Hopped." Malty Mangled Marinated - Cf. "Basted." Market fresh - From English farmers wh Maroc - Shortening of "Marockgoolus." Marockgoolus - Perversion of "Miraculous." Scottish, used esp. by Glaswegians. Martin drunk - Very drunk. From St. Martin's Day, a time o celebrati Mashed Massacred Mastok - Australian. Maudlin/Mawdlin - Drunk and crying. Fro often depicted w Maudlin drunk Mauled/Mauld - Extremely i Mawbrish - British, 1800s. Mawdin drunk - Maudlin. Maxed - Possi "max" is gin Maxed out M.B. - From Melbo Since c Mean Mealy mouthe Mega-drunk Mellow - Al Mellowing o would return home sloshed. f orgiastic on. "St. Martin's evil" is drunkenness. Late 1500s. m Mary Magdalene, who is eeping. Since the 1600s. nebriated. British, since the 1600s. bly from drug lingo for "stoned," or from "Maxed out." Also, . urne Bitter, a well-known brand of Australian beer. irca 1930. d most drunk, or pleasantly tipsy. Since the late 1600s. - 79 -
Mellowish Melted - Mental Merry - Cheerful but not obnoxious. "Merry-merry" is booze of dubious origin, and "m early 1700s. Merry as a Greek - Because the ancient Greeks had a high living. A "merry Greek" is a drunken roysterer. Merry as a grig - A "grig" is a small cricked or a li this could be Mesmeri Messed Messed-up Methodistc drinking. Mexican-fried Mickey Finnished - Chloral hydrate, known popular as "M was once slipped in Middlin Miffy Milled - British, 1800s. Minging - Means "stinking," so this means "stinking drunk." Miraculous - Very drunk. Cf. " Very drunk. erry-go-down" is strong ale. British & later US, since the reputation for vely youngster. Also, a corruption of "Merry as a Greek." zed onated - Jocular reference to the Methodist negative view of ickey Finn," to drinks to make drinkers pass out. g/Middlin' n miraculous high spirits I ." Scottish since the late 1800s. psy. Since circa 1871. ed, incoherent. AA term, possibly from "mokus," round/'round the edges - Slightly tipsy. To "moisten" is to drink Mouldy - Very drunk. Anglo-Irish pub term. sh army slang. t still conscious. US ed - Since the early 1700s. nk and dreamy, or tipsy. Since the 1800s. is a drinking spree. Scottish, Mitered Mixed - Ti Mixed-up Mizzled - Tipsy. Since circa 1923. Moccasined - May mean bitten by a water moccasin. Mocus/Mokus - Confus hobo slang for liquor. Moist a booze. Moistened Moldy/ Molly Molo - Briti Monstered Moofing - Intoxicated beyond the point of mobility, bu college campus use. Moon-ey Moonlit Moonshined Moony/Mooney - Dru Moored in Sot's Bay Mopped - A "mop" - 80 -
Mopping it down Moppy - British & US, early 1800s to early 1900s Mops and brooms - See " . nd brooms All mops a ." less in liquor - Half-tipsy.
k." British, since s. ince the 1700s. ted." Often used by - Cf. "Has a talking ortening of "Mozart More or Moron Mortal - Dead drunk. Short for "Mortal drun circa 1808. Mortal drunk Mortallious - Elaboration of "Mortal drunk." British, 1800 Mortally drunk - Extremely inebriated. S Motherless Motto - Romany for "intoxica tramps. Mountous Mouthy load." Mozart - Sh and Liszt." Mozart and Liszt - Tipsy. Rhyming slang. Cf. "Brahms and Liszt." Since circa 1945. Muckibus - Probably a written nonce. British, mid Muddled - Stupefied by spirits. Sinc Muddled Muddy Muffed Mug Mug blot Mug blotto Mug/Mugg blotts Mugged 1700s to mid 1800s. e circa 1780. up - Since the late 1600s. - To "mug oneself" means to get drunk. Cf. "Cup-shot." US, mid y. From the word's sense of "damp." British & US, since 58. ut from drinking large quantities of booze. English leeps with or has intimate s with a Munter (ugly person). 1800s. Mugged up Muggy - Tips circa 18 Mulled Mulled up Mullet-eyed Munted - Really o university slang. Muntered - When one is so drunk one s relation - 81 -
Murky Mushy Muy tostado - "Well toasted." From Spanish. Muzzed - Stupidly drunk. To "muzz" is to intoxicate, and to "muzzle" is drink to excess. Properly, th overcast. Since circa 1787. Muzzy - Tips c
Nace/Nase/Naze - From eith Cant, early 1500s to Nailed to the floor Nappy - Means "heady." From old Scottish dialect for the froth on ale. "Nap" o 1800s. Nasty drunk Native - Used in phrases such as "Gone native." Cf. " to is word refers to weather that is dull and y, stupefied, or made dull by drink. British & later US, since irca 1775. er French "nez," nose, or German "nass," wet. 1700s.
r "nappy ale" is strong or "heady" ale. British & US, since the Gone Borneo." y - Variant of "Nace." Since circa 1530. 1800s. d - From "Pissed as a newt Nazy/Nazie/Nazzie/Nazz Nearly off one's rocker Needing a reef taken in - Nautical. Negro drunk - US derogatory, early Newte ." hanks - Tipsy. From the reply when one is asked how one is runk - Derived from the Ivory soap slogan "99 44 / 100 % pure." - Term popular with a British army unit once stationed in ng. n a drugged stupor. circa 1850 to circa 1910. based on Latin "nolo," "not I," as in "nolo contendere." f Latin "non compos mentis," "not entally defective. pos poopoo or e through a ladder Nice Nicely t doing. Nimptopsical - Noted by Bemjamin Franklin. 99 44 / 100 % d Nipped Niptopsical Nitty-pissed Hong Ko Nodded Nodding out - Possibly from drug slang for being i Noddy-headed - British, Noggy - British, 1800s. Nolo - Possibly British, WWI. Non compos/Noncompos - Shortening o of sound mind," or m Non compos mentis Non com Noppy Not able to handle/hold one's liqu Not able to se Not all there - 82 -
Not feeling any pain Not heeling over - All right Not in any pai Not suffering Not suff Nuked Numb Numb Nuts Nutty - A "nut" is a dram of spirits. N.Y.D. - Military hospital euphemis after a drink or two. n ering any with drink m. Abbreviation for "Not Yet Diagnosed." Since the late 1800s. ritish & US, mid 1800s. - British & US, since the mid 1800s.
e "Oxycrotium
Obfuscated - Stupefied, "obscured" with alcohol. B Obfusticated Obliterated Obliviated Obnubilated Ocksecrotia - Se ." Cant, 1700s. sy. phylgia - From Greek. The prefix "oeno-" means wine. nhealthy. Cf. "Ill Oddish - Tip Oenomania Oeno Off Off at the nail - Scottish. Off-color - Looking ill or u ," "Under the weather." - Australian slang. azy drunk. British, circa 1860 to circa 1910. " is the radio beacon used to guide airplanes to term.
Off nice Off nicely Off one's bean Off one's face Off one's feet Off one's nut - Cr Off one's saucer Off the beam - The "beam a runway. Aviation Off the deep end Off the nail - Tipsy. Since the early 1800s. Off the wagon - See "Fell off the wagon." f. "Gone to Mexico Off to Mexico - C ." ces n - Appears in Elton John's "Saturday Night's All Off to the ra Off ya face Off ya head Oiled ? "Neck oil" is liquor, esp. beer; "oil of barley" is beer. To "oil" means to fuddle. Since the early 1700s. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Oiled as a diesel trai Right for Fighting." - 83 -
Oiled as an Exxon tanker captain - Elaboration of "Oiled." In dis-honor of the captain of the Exxon Valdez, who was allegedly "oiled" when h tanker ra history. Oiled the/one's wig - To "oil the wig" i malt" is a Oiled up Oinophluxed On - Tipsy. British esp. public house use, since circa 180 On a bat - " On a bend On a (big) bender s to soak, and originally re consuming b On a blind On a blink On a blow On a blow On a bout On a Brann On a bum On a bun On a bus On a bust On a cloud - Possibly originated in drug lingo. On a c round On a drunk On a fool's er On a fuddle On a hum On a jag - Cf. " is n aground in Alaska, causing one of the worst oil spills in s to make or become tipsy. "Oil of n archaic term for whisky. 2. Bat" is short for "batter," a drunken binge. On a binge - The word "binge" mean ferred to eer to excess. out igan - Very drunk. ontinual drinking merry-go- rand mer Jagged." Since the late 1600s. On a joyride - A "joyrid from drinking spirits. On a merry-go-r On a merry p On a racket On a rampage On a randan On a razzer On a razz On a rip On a rummer On a shindy On a shitter e" is either a drunken carouse or the euphoria ound in /rantan/ran-tan le-dazzle
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On a skate - Cf. "Has a skate on."
stralian, since the 1920s. - Very drunk.
- Cf. "Crying drunk On a soak On a souse On a splash On a spree On a spreester On a tank - Au On a tear On a tipple On a titley On a toot On a twister On a weeping jag ," "Maudlin." rity with reality - California slang. teady - Fairly sober after a drinking bout Also, to "get on one's
ery inebriated. British, 1800s. gs
ers to the apparently paralyzed stance of a sentry. 00s.
till - "Cousin Sis" is rhyming slang, a cover-up of "piss." On a wing-ding On chemical pa On fourth On instruments - US Air Force slang. On it - Australian, first noted in 1938. On markers s On one's ass On one's ear - Tipsy. Euphemism for "On one's ass." ear" is to get sloshed. Australian, since circa 1910. On one's fourth - V On one's last le On one's oats On one's way down On one's way out On one's way to a good drunk On sentry - Ref British, 18 On spree On the bash On the bat On the batter On the beer On the bend On the blink On the booze On the bottle On the cocktail route - Drinking heavily. The etymology of "cocktail" is uncertain. One hypothesis is that it comes from Aztec "xoctl," after an Aztec maiden who introduced the king to her father's brew. Another theory is that it is derived from French "coquetel," a mixed drink. S another idea is that its root is Krio "koktel," or scorpion - perhaps because alcohol packs such a "sting." Society use since circa 1934. On the Cousin Sis - 85 -
Since circa On the cut On the drink On the drunk On the edge On the floor On the fritz On the fud On the go On the grog - Can mean either intox Australian. On the hoist On the hops On the Indian list - In Canada it is illegal to sell alcohol to Indians from any reserves or settlements. Said person is a hopeless d to whom it i 1925. - Debauching esp. for days on end. dle icated or habitually drunk. - Late 1800s to early 1900s. runkard, esp. one s forbidden to sell liquor. Cf. "Eighty-six."
ch -round dle e booze." Since the 1920s. mp" here may be short for "rampage." tain/ran-tan ? British, mid 1600s to 1800s; t and tipsy. /reeraw - British, mid 1800s.
/shikker - Yiddish, from Hebrew "shikor," drunk. skyte/skite - On a terrific binge. From a Scottish schoolman's On the jug On the juice On the kip On the lee lur On the loose On the merry-go On the mud On the oil On the ooze - Possibly from "On th On the piss On the pop On the racket On the ramble On the ramp - "Ra On the rampage On the randan/ran-dan/ran still heard in New Zealand. On the rap - On a bou On the razzle dazzle On the re-raw On the rocks On the roof On the sauce On the scoop On the scoot On the scuttle On the sentry On the shicker On the shout On the - 86 -
term. On the spree On the squiff On the stun On the sway On the tank - Drinking beer. British army On the tiles On the town - at least tipsy. On the turps On th Ona One and thirty - From the scoring o of one-and-thirty. 1700s to One brick short of a load One is a happy camper intoxicated customer. One is qu "happy." One of the faithful - See " - Australian, since circa 1925. slang since circa 1890. Because someone celebrating by going to bars often gets e water cart f full points in the old English game 1800s. - In restaurant talk, a "happy camper" is an ite the gay drunkard - Here "gay" has its original meaning of Religious." One over (the) eight - "Eight" means "safe" amount of beer to consume. British 1925. One over the light One over the odd over the eight." One sheet in the wind - Tips " eight pints or glasses, a supposed army use, appeared in print by s - Variant of "One y. See the wind Three sheets in ." ian - See "On the One too many One too many under the belt One's a regular Ind Indian list." One's a visiting fireman - Drunk and boisterous, esp. when one is far from home. Because firefighters once had a reputation for getting intoxicated an rowdy. Many groups of people have well-earned reputations for g drunk and out of control at conventions - for example, recall the Tailhook scandal of the early 1990s. One's back teeth are afloat/floating - See " d etting t Back teeth afloa ." ith scamper-juice - Cowboy slang. lled One's crop is freighted w One's elevator is sta One's eyes are set - 87 -
One's flag is out - See "Has one's flag out." British, 1800s. the ship sheltered from the wind. Cf. "Half seas One's hair hurts One's head is full of bees One's head is smoking One's in the cellar One's lee scuppers are under - A scupper is an opening in the side of a ship at deck level to allow excess water to drain off. "Lee scuppers" are the holes in the side of over," "Decks awash." ng red ter's torn - "My tater's torn" means "I'm very drunk" in college re floating - See "Back teeth afloat One's nose is dirty One's nose is getti One's nose is red One's system is down - From computer jargon. One's ta slang. One's teeth a ." e box n of "Hoary-eyed Oot ur Oozy Opens one's collar to piss Organized - Possibly a corruptio ." Alternately, to -eyed "organize" means to intoxicate. Orie-/Orry-eyed - Variation of either "Hoary " or "Gory-eyed." ckney variant of "Hoary-eyed Oryide - Co ." conscious by drinking. Or, just tipsy. British & US, 1700s. ice cube atcher's mitt on attery ttle grape - Drunk on wine. ion
attentive due to drunkenness. Oscillated Ossified - Turned to bone by liquor, "stoned." O.U.I.L. - Operating Under the Influence of Liquor. Out - Knocked un since the Out cold Out colder than an ice box Out colder than an Out for the count Out getting a head of bottles Out in left field with a c Out like a broken bulb Out like a dead b Out like a lamp Out like a light Out like an empty bo Out like Lottie's eye Out nibbling the Out of altitudes Out of commiss Out of control Out of funds Out of it - In - 88 -
Out of key Out of kilter Out of one's altitudes - Corruption of "In one's altitudes." t drunk ee - Australian. or a page t is not squared on the sheet. Since the 1860s. e e xplaining that her boss is not in his ained on business Out of one's bean Out of one's elemen Out of one's gourd Out of one's head Out of one's mind Out of one's mind Out of one's nut Out of one's onion Out of one's skull Out of one's tr Out of phase Out of register - Walking crookedly. From the printing term f with type tha Out of sight Out of the pictur Out of the way Out on the fuddl Out on the roof Out owl hooting Out the game - Scottish slang Out to it - Dead drunk. Australian, since the 1800s. Out to lunch - Implies a secretary e office. Cf. "Det ." ee Nautical, 1800s. to "Loaded to the Plimsoll mark Out your tr Outasight Over a barrel Over one's cups Over the bar - Over the bat Over the bay - Related ." British & US, 1800s. - See "One over the eight since the early Over the edge Over the eight ." e mark - Derived from "Loaded to the Plimsoll mark Over the limit Over the line Over th ." British, hed 1800s. Over the top Over-excited Over-indulged Over-indulging Over-refres Over-tired - 89 -
Overboard Overcame/Overcome Overcome Overdone Overdone the Dionysian rites Overheated o Overloaded Overse
by drink ne's flues - Cockney slang. as - Half drunk. A pun on "Half seas over." British, since circa omewhat inebriated. Late 1400s to 1600s. ed - Top-heavy. British, late 1800s. 00s to 1600s. rhaps refers to a drunk's staring eyes. Cf. "Like an owl in an 1930. Overseen - S Overserv Overset Overshot Oversparred Overstuffed Overtake/O'ertaken - 15 Overwined/Over-wined Owes no man a farthing - Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Owled - Pe ivy bush." Owl-/Owly-eyed Oxycrocium - Pronounced ox-ee-CROCK-ee-um. Possibly from "oxycroceum," a plaster containing vinegar and saffron. If so, it may be an elaboration of "Plastered." Noted by Benjamin Franklin.
P-S
efer to g.
n Pabbed Packaged Packing Padded Paddled May r noisy imbibin Pafisticated Paid Probably refers to people getting drunk o payday. Cf. "Giffed." British, s Painted Painted the town - I.e., painted the town red. Paintin' one's nose Drinking esp. whisky crapulently. "Nose paint ince circa 1635.
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whisky Painting the town red Pal-looral Glasgow slang, noted circa 1934. Palatic/Pallatic From term for "relating to the palate," or a corruption of "Paralytic." British, since circa 1885. Palatio Paled Completely exhausted by drinking, wasted. Canadian teen slang. Paled out Palled Totally drunk. From word for "sated." Late 1600s. Para Paralytic Very drunk. Australian, since circa 1910. Paralyzed Heavily inebriated. From the effects of intoxicants. Since the 1890s. Parboiled Probably an elaboration of " or other strong drink. Boiled." Partying From drug slang. Partying with no regard to one's personal safety Passed Passed out Sleeping due to drunkenness. Originated in the British military circa 1910; US use since the mid 1900s. Passed out cold Passed out of the picture Past going Past gone Pasted Cf. "Glued." Pealaid Peckish British, 1800s. Pedo Pee-eyed From P.I., the first two letters in "Pissed." Pee'd Possibly a nicety for "Pissed." Peekish Pegged Pegged out Probably from a slang term for "dead," which originated as a cribbage term. Also, a "peg" is a dram of liquor, and to "peg" means to consume intoxicants. Cf. the following. Pegged too low To "peg too low" means to be depressed and in need of stimulants. "Peg" is an old word for ale, from the pegs used to measure half-pint drafts in a tankard. It seems odd that "pegged too low" should mean "drunk" when "a peg too low" means "depressed," unless this term refers to the peg going lower and lower in the tankard as people take their share of drink. Peonied Pepped Pepped up Peppy Pepst Origin unknown. From circa 1570. - 91 -
Perked British army, since WWI. Perpetual drunk Pertish Fairly drunk. British, circa 1760 to circa 1820. Perved Having the perfect buzz, not totally drunk but pleasantly inebriated. US college slang. Petrificated Petrified "Stoned." Phazed/Phased From drug slang. Phfft Pickled Cf. "Soused." Since circa 1926. Pickled one's debts Pickled oneself Pickled the mustard Piddled A nicety for "Pissed." Pie-eyed/Pye-eyed The origin of this term is uncertain, as drunkenness causes the pupils to contract rather than dilate. Perhaps this term comes, rather, from the inability of the eyes to focus. US, since the late 1800s. Pied From "Pie-eyed." Pied-eyed and shitfaced Piffed Pifficated Variation of "Pifflicated." Piffle Piffled Probably from "Pifflicated." Since the 1910s. Pifflicated/Piflicated Very drunk. From "Spifflicated." US and Bahamas, since the 1910s. Pifted Pigeon-eyed Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Pilfered Pin drunk A "pin" is 4 gallons of liquid or the vessel holding it. Or, it may be related to "Pegged" or "Pegged too low," since "pin" can mean the peg used to measure half pints. Pinked Tipsy. Pinko Usu. means drunk on methylated spirits. British and Australian, since circa 1925; may have started in the armed forces. Alternately, may have been influenced by "Blotto" since blotting paper is often pink. Pinning one on Pious Cf. "Religious," "Preaching drunk." Piped Piped up Piper drunk Piper-fou See "Drunk as a fiddler," "Fou." Piper merry Pipped Pipped-up - 92 -
Piran The British St. Piran, patron of tinners, supposedly died while pickled. Piscatorically drunk Drunk as a fish. Based on Latin "piscis," fish. Pished Scottish variation of "Pissed." Piss-completed Pissant drunk Pissed Very drunk. Primarily British, as are most terms that include this word or a form of it. Was popular during the 1970s and 1980s, but has fallen out of favor. Pissed as a coot Pissed as a cunt Pissed as a fart Pissed as a fiddler's bitch Pissed as a newt Probably the most common elaboration of "Pissed." Pissed as a parrot Australian. Pissed as a piard Used by the RAF in Iraq, 1920 to 1945. Pissed as a pig Pissed as a rat Cf. "Drunk as a drowned rat." Pissed as a skunk Pissed as arseholes Very drunk. Dates back to at least the 1400s. Pissed in the brook Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Pissed out of one's mind Pissed out of one's tiny mind Pissed to the ears Pissed to the earlobes Pissed to the eyeballs Pissed to the eyes Pissed to the gills Pissed-up Very drunk. A "piss-up" is a bender. British wartime. Pissed up to the eyebrows British military. Pissing Pissing drunk Heavily intoxicated. British, 1800s. Pissy drunk Pissing fou Pissy Because heavy drinking leads to frequent urination. Or, from "Pissed." Bahamian slang. Pissy-arsed Indicates that one has a tendency to get drunk. British. Pissy-drunk Pissy eyed Pistol shot Elaboration of "Shot." A "pistol shot" is a drink of spirits. Piston broke Drunk and penniless. Pun on "pissed and broke." Pistorically drunk Variant of "Piscatorically drunk." Pitching a leave US army slang. Pitted Pixilated/Pixillated/Pixolated Silly from drink. From a word for "daffy," - 93 -
means enchanted by pixies. Alternately, "pixy-led" plus "intoxicated," or a variation of "impixlocated." US, mid 1800s. Pixy-laden Pixy led Pizz Shortening of "Pizzicato" Pizzicato Tipsy. Partial disguise of "Pissed." British, since circa 1930. Placated Plain drunk Plain old drunk Planted Plastered Because the smell of intoxicants sticks to one, or from the immobility of a limb in a plaster cast. Also, to "plaster" a game bird means to blow it to pieces. May have military origins. Plated Played out Playing camel(s) Drinking to find out how much booze one can hold. From the fact that camels drink huge amounts of water at a time. Playing the Greek Playing the harp Drunk and getting home by the railings. Irish. Pleasantly intoxicated Pleasantly jingled Pleasantly plastered Plenty drunk Plonk Cf. next term. Plonked Done in by "plonk," cheap or hard liquor, or white wine. Derived from French "vin blanc," white wine. Originally Australian, since WWII. Plonked up Plootered Tipsy. From "plouter," Anglo-Irish to splash or wade in water or mire. Potched Plotzed Possibly from Yiddish "plotzen," from German "platzen," "split" or "burst." Plowed/Ploughed British & US, since the 1800s. Plowed over Plowed/Ploughed under Ploxed Plucked Plumb drunk Plumb numb Unconscious. Cowboy slang. Pocito Poddy Tipsy. Cf. "Pogy." British & US, mid 1800s to early 1900s. Podgy Poegaai/Poegah/Poegai Pronounced poe-khai. South African slang, from Dutch "poechai" for "fuss" or "bother." Possibly from the same - 94 -
source as "Pogy." Poffered Poggled Madly drunk. Cf. "Puggled." British army, since the late 1800s. Pogy/Pogey/Pogie Probably originally cant. "Pogy!" or "pogeyaqua!" (means "little water") means "Make the grog strong!" British & US, since the 1800s. Poisoned Probably from the phrase "Name your poison." Polished Polished up Polite Polled-off Possibly from "poll" for "head." British, 1800s. Polluted Extremely drunk. Possibly a reference to the impure condition of the bloodstream. Cf. "Laced." Pooped From nautical term for a sailor who has been knocked down by a wave coming over the stern. Pooped out Pooped up Poopied Popeyed/Pop-eyed Popped Possessed Pot Pot-eyed Pot-hardy Pot-shaken Pot-shot A pun on the term "pot shot," a shot at game to provide something for the dinner pot. Cf. "Cup-shot." British, 1800s. Pot-sick Sinc Pot-sure Courageous from imbibing spirits. Cf. " e the late 1500s. Full of Dutch courage." British, 1600s. Pot-valiant/Potvaliant Since the early 1600s. Pot-valorous Pot-walloped Potated Probably from "potation." Potched Pots on Potsed Potsville Potted A "pot" is a flagon, more specifically, a quart measure; or a drunkard. To "pot" is to drink spirits. Potted off Potted up Potty Potulent Since the mid 1600s. - 95 -
Powdered Underworld slang. "Powder" is a drink of liquor. Powdered ones hair Euphemism coined by a polite landlord. Originated in the days when men wore elaborate wigs, which were usually powdered. To "powder ones hair" means to get drunk in tavern slang. Powdered up Practically down Praying to the porcelain god Vomiting from intoxication. Preaching drunk Almost drunk. Preserved Variation of "Pickled." Prestoned After a brand of antifreeze. See "Antifreezed." Pretty drunk Pretty far gone Pretty happy Pretty high Pretty silly Pretty well enter'd Pretty well intoxicated Pretty well organized Pretty well over Pretty well plowed Pretty well primed Pretty well slacked Pretty well started Priddy Primed Ready to "explode into action." British & US, since the 1800s. Primed to the ears Primed to the muzzle Primed to the nuts Primed to the sticking point Primed to the trigger Primed up Pruned From "prune juice," strong liquor, or because one feels like a tree that has been pruned. Psatzed Psyched out Puggled Madly drunk. "Puggle pawnee" is British army slang for rum, from Hindi "pagal pani" meaning "mad water." British army use. Puggy Puggy drunk Pulled a Daniel Boone Pulled a shut-eye Pulled the drunk act Punch aboard Punch drunk Drunk on punch, dazed by drink, or dead drunk. From boxing term for when a pugilist becomes eccentric after suffering too many blows. Reinforced by "punch" as in alcoholic beverage. - 96 -
Punchy From either "Punch drunk" or from alcoholic punch. - 97 -
Pungy/Pungey Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Pushed From the tendency to fall. British, late 1800s to early 1900s. Pushed out Pushing about the bottle Nautical, late 1700s to late 1800s. Put a full cargo aboard Cf. "Loaded." Put down Dates to at least the 1500s. Appears in Shakespeare's Twelfth Night. Put in the pin Put on the drunk act Put to bed with a shovel Extremely drunk. Phrase means "dead and buried"; thus, the allusion is to the internment of a corpse. Refers to one who is so drunk that one needs assistance in getting to bed. Putrid Puttin' on the rollers Cowboy slang. Putting it away Putting one on
Quadded Quaffed Quaked Quarrelsome Quartzed Queer Because one who is drunk usu. behaves eccentrically. Queer in the attic Refers to the bizarre behavior caused by drinking. "Attic" is British slang for the mind. Queered Tipsy. British, early to mid 1800s. Quenched Quick-tempered Cf. "Fighting drunk," "In armor." Quilted Quisby From mid 1800s term for "out of whack." British, 1800s. Quite gone Quite high Quoxed
Racked Possibly from term for "tired." Racked up Raddled Reddened by drink. "Raddle" is red ochre. Also, to "raddle" is to do anything to excess. 1600s to 1700s. Ragged US, since the 1700s. Raised - 98 -
Raised one's monuments Rallying Acting drunkenly. Ramaged/Rammaged From 1400s Scottish term for "frenzied." Since the late 1700s. Rampaging Very drunk. Ramping mad Drunk and angry. British, mid 1800s. Rat-arsed/Ratarsed British teen slang of the 1980s. Rat-assed Rather high Rather touched Rats in the attic From "Has rats in the attic." Ratted British society use. Rattled Heavily intoxicated, having impaired senses. Since the mid 1800s. Ratty Ratty as a jaybird Raughty Variation of "Rorty." Raunchy/Ronchie Originally meant sloppy, and from this meaning came to mean "drunk." Razzle-dazzle Razzle-dazzled Reached a hundred proof "Proof" is the measure of the percentage of alcohol in potent potables. 100 proof means 50% alcohol, so this may mean half drunk. Reading Geneva print From a pun on "Geneva" and French genivre, juniper berry. Ready Ready to pass out Real drunk Real mellow Real tipsy Real turned on Beatnik talk. Really Really clobbered Really feeling one's drinks Very drunk. Really gassed Really got/had a load Really high Really lit Really lit up Really saturated Really soused Really tied one on Red about the gills Red-eyed - 99 -
Red lighted Redirected Reeking Stinking drunk. Reeling Reeling and kneeling Reeling ripe British & later US, since the 1600s. Reeling 'round like a puppy tryin' to find a soft spot to lie down Cowboy slang. Reely Rare term for tipsy. British, since circa 1933. Relaxed Relaxing Religious Because one is faithful in attending a particular tavern. "One of the faithful" is a souse who always shows up at the same place. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Remembering Parson Mellham Drinking about. Norfolk phrase, from the cry "Remember Parson Mellham!" (sometimes rendered as Parson Mullam), meaning "Pray drink about, sir." Re-raw/Ree-raw From "On the re-raw." Revved up Mildly drunk. Rich Riding out of town with nothing but a head Riding the porcelain bus Riffed Right Right before the wind with all studding sails out Right before the wind with all the/one's studding sails out Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Right down and out Right royal Right up there with the best of them Righteous Rigid Passed-out drunk. Rileyed Rip-roaring drunk Drunk and boisterous. Ripe Ready to fall; may refer to a ripe fruit ready to drop off a tree. Since the 1600s. Ripped Extremely inebriated. May have originated in drug culture. Ripped and wrecked Ripped off Ripped to the tits Ripped up Ripskated Road hugging Roaring Short for "Roaring drunk." Roaring drunk Noisily intoxicated, drunk and boisterous. - 100 -
Roaring fou Roasted Rockaputzered Rocked Rocky From instability and "rocking" of drunk. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Rolled off the sofa Rolling Rolling drunk Rooked Roostered Cf. "Cocked." US euphemism. Roostered up Cowboy slang. Rooted Possibly from Australian slang for "exhausted" or "out of action." Roped Rorty Noisy and argumentative from drunkenness. A "rort" is a wild party in Australian slang. Naval. Rosined "Rosin" is old slang for the liquor given to musicians who play at a party. Cf. "Drunk as a fiddler." Primarily US use, since the 1700s. Rosy/Rosie/Rosey Tipsy, reddened by drink. Since the late 1800s. Rosy about the gills "Rosy" plus "Up to the gills." Rotten Widespread since the 1800s. Rotten drunk Rough about the edges Round as a glass Round the bend Royal British, early 1800s. Royally drunk Royally plastered Rubber - Scottish slang Ruined Possibly from "mother's ruin," English slang for gin. Or, may come from drug slang. British teen use. Rulling drunk Variation of "Rolling drunk." Rum-dum(b) Rummed Rummed rye Rummed up Rummied Rummy Rung one up Running amok/amuck Running drink Rushing the growler In the 19 th century, due to the lack of refrigeration, it was common practice to send children to a local saloon to fetch beer in a pail or pitcher, which was called a "growler." Since - 101 -
these children were often in a hurry, they were said to be "rushing the - 102 -
growler." Today, to "rush the growler" means to drink heavily. - 103 -
Rye-soaked
Salt Short for "Salt junk." Late 1800s to early 1900s. Salt junk Rhyming slang for "drunk." Cf. "Elephants trunk." British, late 1800s to early 1900s. Salted/Saulted Since the late 1800s; rare since circa 1931. Salted down Salubrious From drinking "healths" to others. British, since the 1870s. Sank like a brick Sank like a rock Sank like a stone Sap-happy Patterned on "slap-happy." "Sap" is booze. Sapped Sappy Saturated Heavily inebriated. Description of the bloodstream. Sauced Saw Montezuma Sawed Scammered Possibly from "scammer," to climb or scramble. Since the 1840s. Schice Schicker/Schikker/Shicker/Shikker From Yiddish, from Hebrew "shikor." "Shicker" is Australian slang for strong drink, or to drink heavily, or to get drunk. British army use, esp. the latter two spellings. Schizzed Pronounced "skizzed." Because drunkenness supposedly causes schizophrenia. Schizzed out Schlockered Schloggered Schlonkered Schmidt-faced - Nicety for "shit-faced." Schnapped Probably from schnapps. US, since the mid 1800s. Schnockered/Schnokkered/Shnockered Schnoggered Schnozzled too deeply Schwacked Scoop Scooped Scorched Scotch mist Rhyming slang for "Pissed." A Scotch mist is a heavy, soaking rain enough to wet an Englishman to the skin. British, since the 1920s. - 104 -
Scragged Probably from cant for "dead." Scrambled Scranched Variant of "Scraunched." Scratched From cant. Since the early 1600s. Scraunched/Scronched Screaming Drunk and quarrelsome. Also, a "screamer" is a party animal, and a "two-pot screamer" is someone who gets drunk on very little booze. Screaming drunk Screechers Shortening of "Harry Screechers." Screeching Screeching drunk Screwed May be a pun on "Tight." Chiefly British, since the 1840s. Screwed, blued and tattooed Very drunk. From term for "badly cheated." Because targets for forcible enlistment in the navy were gotten drunk and carried off, and woke up in Shanghai (hence the verb "shanghai"). Screwed, stewed and tattooed Variant of the above. Nautical slang. Screwed tight Screwy/Scruey From this words sense of "crazy or from "Screwed." British, since the early 1800s. Scrooched Scrooched up Scrooped Scudded Scuppered Seafaring Seasick Seasoned Second hand drunk Intoxicated from the breath of a drunk. Humorous. Cf. "Sniffed the barmaids apron." Seeing a flock of moons Seeing bats Seeing bears Seeing by twos Seeing double Since the early 1600s. Seeing double and feeling single Seeing elephants Seeing one-a-piece Seeing pink elephants Seeing pink spiders Seeing rats Seeing snakes Suffering delirium tremens. Since the 1800s. Seeing the bears Seeing the devil 1700s to 1800s. - 105 -
Seeing the elephants Seeing the French king Seeing the snakes Seeing the yellow star Seeing-things drunk Seeing things that aint in natural history Cowboy slang. Seeing things that arent there Seeing triple Seeing two moons Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Seeking the comfort of Lyaeus Getting drunk on wine. "Lyaeus," "the freer," is an epithet of Bacchus. Seen a ghost Seen one out Has out-drunk said person, has drunk someone under the table. Cf. "Drunk as a lord," "Made a bridge of ones nose." Seen the devil Seen the governor "Seein the governor" is Toronto slang for drinking rum. Seen the sun Segud Selling Buicks Vomiting due to alcohol consumption. US college use. Semi-bousy/Seimbousy From the 1400s. Sent In an altered state of consciousness. Served Served-up Set up To "set 'em up and pour 'em down" means to drink intemperately. Seven sheets to the wind See "Three sheets in the wind." Several slugs behind the midriff A "slug" can mean a drink, so this phrase has two meanings. Sewed Sewed/Sewn up Exhausted or sick from intoxication. The imagery is of a corpse sewn up in canvas before burial. Since circa 1818. Sewed up with booze S.F. Shit-faced. S.F.'ed Shagged Shaggy Shaking a cloth in the wind Shaky The "shakes" is an attack of trembling due to drunkenness. Shammered US college slang. Shattered Shaved A "shave" is a drink. Possibly from the excuse of going out for a shave when one is really going out for a drink. Since the late 1500s. She had cider inside her insides She has been a good wife to him Said of a woman rolling drunk in the - 106 -
streets. Sheep drunk Sheet and a half in/into the wind See "Three sheets in the wind." Sheet in the wind See "Three sheets in the wind." Sheet in the wind's eye Shellacked Very drunk. From ones glazed-over appearance. Since the 1920s. Shellacked the goldfish bowl Sherbetty/Sherbety "Sherbet" is a glass of warm liquor. British, since the late 1800s. Shews ones hobnails Drunk and lying on the floor. Shice/Shise/Schise Possibly from Yiddish term for "no good." British. Shicer/Shiser Cf. above term. British. Shicery Shick Australian. Shicked Possibly from "Schicker." US and Australian, since the mid 1800s. Shickered/Shikkered Australian. See "Schicker." Shickery/Shikkery Variation of "Shicked." From the late 1800s; obsolete by circa 1935. Shifassed Partial disguise of "Shit faced." Shikkur Hebrew. Shined Shined up Shiny Lightly intoxicated. Shiny drunk Shinny Shipwrecked British naval. Shit faced/Shitfaced/Shit-faced Possibly from "Shitface drunk." Shitface drunk A "shitface" is a drunken party. Shithoused Shitty Shoe pinches one Gives an explanation for ones staggering gait. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Shoed the goose Shooting the cat Vomiting from intoxication. Cf. "Whipcat." Shorty Shot Shortening of "Shot in the neck." This term and all its derivatives are reinforced by "shot" as in a quick drink of booze. Since the 1870s. Shot away British, 1800s. Shot down - 107 -
Shot full of holes Heavily drunken. Originated in New Zealand circa 1915, spread to Australia by 1918, widespread since the 1940s. Shot in the arm Shot in the ass Shot in the head Shot in the mouth Shot in the neck Since the 1800s. Shot in the wrist Shot the cat Shot to ribbons Very drunk. RAF since circa 1939. Shot under the wing See "Hit under the wing." Shot up Shouting oneself hoarse A "shout" is a general invitation to drink, so to "shout oneself hoarse" is to get soused. Showing drink Showing it Showing one's booze Showing one's drink(s) Showing one's hobnails Showing one's tipsiness Shredded Shucked US college use. Usu. refers to marijuana, but applicable to booze. Sick Sighting the yellow star Silly Silly drunk Simply stinko Singed Sinking like a rock Sir Richard has taken off one's considering cap Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Six sails in the wind - Variation of "Six sheets in the wind." Probably coined by landlubbers who thought "sheets" mean the sails rather than the ropes that bind them. Six sheets in the wind See "Three sheets in the wind." Sizzled Skated Skating Exhilarated. May have originated as a drug term. Since circa 1955. Skeerewy Skew-whiff Means "crooked," so may refer to a drunks leaning or staggering gait. Skimished Derived from "Ishkimmish." Also, "skimmish" is vagrant slang for beer. - 108 -
Skinful Cf. "Borracho." Skizzled Skrilla US college slang. Skulled Skunk drunk See "Drunk as a skunk." Probably reinforced by "Stinking drunk." Skunked Very drunk, "stinking" drunk. Skunky Slambasted - "Slam(med)" plus "Lambasted." Slammed Slanted Slap drunk Slap-happy Slathered Smothered in alcohol. Australian & US. Slaughtered Sleazy Sleepy Sleeve-button Slewed/Slued Off balance. To "slew" means to swing around or veer. British nautical, since the 1840s. Slewed in ones hammock Slewy Slick Slickered Slightly buzzed Slightly clobbered Slightly damaged Slightly damp Slightly draped US army slang. Slightly drunk Slightly elevated Slightly high Slightly looped Slightly rattled Slightly tightly Slightly tipsy, not all-out drunk. British, late 1800s to early 1900s. Slightly under Slightly woozy Slippery Slipping Slobbered Slopped From general sloppiness of appearance, speech, movement, etc. Also, suggests liquid slopping out of an overfull glass. Slopped over Slopped to the ears Slopped to the gills - 109 -
Slopped up Slopping up Sloppy Sloppy drunk Since the late 1800s. Sloshed Sloshed to the ears Sloud Sloughed Sloughed up Slug-nutty A relative of "Punch drunk." Reinforced by "slug" as in a drink or swallow of spirits. Slugged Cf. "Several slugs behind the midriff." Slugger Sluicing ones/the bolt Sluicing ones/the dominoes Here "dominoes" are ones teeth. Sluicing ones/the gob Sluicing ones/the ivories Sluicing the worries Slurks Slushed Slushed up Smashed Very drunk. To "smash a brandy peg" means to take a drink. "Smash" is brandy (any potent potable in the US) and water. Smashed out of ones mind Smashed to the gills Smeared Smeekit Originally Scottish, may mean "smoked." British, 1800s. Smelled the big cork Smelling of liquor Smelling of the cork Smells like a still Smells like a tap-room Appears in the writings of Anton Chekhov. Smelt of an onion Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Smitten by the grape Smockered Smoked Smuckered Smurfed up - Possibly an allusion to the blues or "blue devils," since Smurfs are blue Snabble-d-dabbled Snacked Snackered SNAFU From the military acronym for "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up." Snake-bitten "Snake poison" or "snake juice" is liquor, esp. bad whisky. - 110 -
Snapped/Snapt Possibly a variation of "Schnapped." Snarfed Snazzled Snerred Sniffed the barmaids apron One who "sniffs the barmaids apron" is one who gets drunk easily. Sniffy To "sniff" means to drink strong booze. Sniggled Snockered/Snokkered From term for "sock" or "knock," or possibly from British dialect "snock," meaning a blow. Snockered to the gills Shockered/Snokkered up Snoggered Snonkered Snookered Snooted Snootered Snootful/Snootfull Snoozamarooed Snoozed Snot-flinging drunk Snotted Snowed Snozzle-wobbles Snozzled Snubbed Snuffy Tipsy. Possibly from this words meaning of "displeased." British & US, since the 1820s. Snug Comfortable. Many English inns have a "snug bar," also called a "snug." So From "So-so." British euphemism, since circa 1820. So-so Unwell. Cf. "Ill," "Under the weather." Since the early 1800s. Soaked Very inebriated. Since the 1700s. Soaked in rye Soaked it up Soaked ones face Soaked to the gills Soaked up Soaken Soako Soapy-eyed Sobbed Cf. "Crying drunk," "Maudlin." Sober as a judge on Friday - 111 -
Slightly tipsy. Because a judges work week ends on Friday. Patterned on the phrase "Sober as a judge." Soberly challenged - Mock politically correct term. Socked Sodden Sodden drunk Soft Soggy Sold ones senses Some-drunk Somebody stole ones rudder Someone blew out ones pilot light Said person has lost all direction. US college use. Soogeying the bulkhead To "soogey" means to scrub. Nautical. Sopped Sopping Sopping wet Soppy Sore footed Cf. "Shoe pinches one," "Walking on rocky socks." Soshed Sossled/Sosseled From "Sozzled." Sot drunk Sotally tober Sotted Sotted in the main brace See "Has spliced the main brace." Sotted up Sottish Sotto Souffld Soul in soak Literally, soaking drunk. See "A soul." Nautical. Souple Soupy Sick from drinking. British, late 1800s to early 1900s. Soused/Soust To "souse" is to drink to the point of intoxication. Extension of "souse," pickling brine or some thing pickled. Since the mid 1800s. Soused to the ears Soused to the gills Southern-fried Elaboration of "Fried." Sow drunk Cf. "Drunk as Davids sow." British, 1800s. Sozzled Splashed. "Sozzle" means to mix or render moist in a sloppy manner. Since the late 1800s. Sozzly Spaced Probably originated as drug slang. Spaced out Because drunks are often dazed or incoherent. Spacy/Spacey - 112 -
Spak Pidgin. Spanked Sparked Sparred Speared Speechless Very drunk. British, since the late 1800s. Spiffed From either "Skew-whiff" or "Squiffed." Originally Scottish, has spread since the 1800s. Spifficated Spiffilo Spiffled Spifflicated/Spiflicated Since the late 1700s. Spifflo Spiked From this words sense of "containing alcohol." Spinning on the merry-go-round of cocktails Spirited A reference to "spirits" as in potent potables. Spitting feathers From the dryness of the mouth. Splashed Spliced Possibly from "Has spliced the main brace." Splifficated Spliffo Sploshed Spoiled Spoiling Spoken with ones friend Sponge-eyed Sponge-headed Spoony Spoony drunk Drunk and melancholy or sentimental. 1800s. Spotty Spreed Spreed up Spreeish Sprinkled Cf. "Dagged." Sprung Slightly drunk. From term for a ship that has sprung a leak but is not sinking. British & US, since circa 1825. Squamed Squared Squashed Very drunk. Squiffed Possibly from "Squiffy." British & US, since the late 1800s. Squiffed out Squiffy May mean uneven or lopsided. Possibly from "Skew-whiff." British & US, since the 1870s. Squiffy-eyed British, late 1800s. Squirrely - 113 -
Squished Staggered by firewater Staggering Staggering around Staggering drunk Staggerish Staggers Staggery Stale Stale drunk Intoxicated from the night before, or getting drunk again before one has recovered entirely from inebriation. Since the 1860s. Standing too long in the sun Cf. "Has the sun in ones eyes." British. Starched Cf. "Glued," "Stiff." Starchery Starchy British, since the 1870s. Stark drunk Stark raving drunk Starting to feel good Starting to feel pretty good Starting to feel rosy Starting to get lit up Starting to glow Starting to show ones drink Starting to spoil US army slang. Staying late at the office The idea is that a businessman is telling his wife he will be working late when in fact he is having drinks with his office buddies. Cf. "Detained on business." Steamboats - Relatively recent derivation from "Steaming." Used in Scotland. Steamed - Scottish slang Steamed up Fighting drunk. Steaming Steeped Stepping high Stew Stewed Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Stewed as a fresh boiled owl See "Drunk as a boiled owl." Stewed as a prune Stewed like a prune Stewed, screwed and tattooed See "Screwed, blued and tattooed." Nautical. Stewed to the ears Stewed to the eyebrows Since the 1700s. Stewed to the gills Stewed up - 114 -
Stibbed Sticked "Stick" is potent potable added to another drink. Stiff Passed out cold, or because one feels and/or looks like a corpse. Since the early 1700s. Stiff as a board Stiff as a carp Stiff as a goat Stiff as a plank Stiff as a ramrod Stiff as a ringbolt Stiffed Stimulated Stingoed From British "stingo," strong ale. Stinkarooed Stinking Very drunk. Stinking drunk Patterned on "stinking rich" rather than the stink of alcohol. Stinko Stinko paralytico Stinko profundo Stinky Stitched Cf. "Sewed up." Since the early 1700s. Stocked up Stoked Stole a Manchet/roll out of the brewers basket "Manchet" is an archaic word for a wheat loaf Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Stolled British, possibly a form of "stolen," or from "stoll," to tipple. 1800s. Stolling Stone blind Stone cold drunk Suggests "dead drunk." Stone drunk Stoned Stoned getting those grapes - Drunk on wine Stoned on the suds Stoned out Cool talk since the 1940s. Stoned out of ones mind Stoned to a tilt Appears in Bernard Wolfs story "The Girl with the Rapid Eye Movements." Apparently refers to marijuana, but since "Stoned" can mean intoxicated with alcohol, presumably this phrase could mean "drunk" as well. Stoned to the eyes As drunk as one can be. Stoned to the gills Stoned to the tits Stonkered Out of action. Military use. . - 115 -
Stony/Stoney blind British variant of "Stone blind." Stotious Stove in Stozzled Street-loaded Stretched Very drunk. Striking it down Nautical. Striped Strong Strung-out Possibly from drug slang. Since the 1950s. Stubbed Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Stuccoed Elaboration of "Plastered." Studding sails out Stuffed Cf. "Full." Stumble-drunk Stung Stunked Stunko Stunned Stupefied Stupid Very drunk. Widespread since the 1800s. Stupid legged Subtle as a fox Sucked "Suck" is wine or strong liquor, or a drink of spirits. British, 1800s. Sucked the monkey In the lingo of sailors, the "monkey" was the cask that contained their liquor. To "suck the monkey" was to drink from this cask clandestinely with a straw through a small hole. Another method of sneaking a drink was to empty a coconut of its milk and refill it with booze. Today one can "suck the monkey" from any container. Dates from the 1800s. Cf. "Tapped the Admiral." Sucky/Suckey British, 1600s to 1700s. Suffering a swollen head Suffing from M.B. See "M.B." Suffering from the flu Cf. "Ill," "Under the weather." Suffering no pain Sun has been hot today Because, in Britain, a reaper might take some cider with him while working in the fields, and get drunker and drunker as he sought to slake his thirst. Sun in the eyes See "Has the sun in ones eyes." British & US, since the 1800s. Sun over the fore-yard Sunk Sunk like a brick Supercharged British & US, esp. aeronautical engineers, since circa - 116 -
1926. Sure feeling good Sure nuff drunk Sure petrified Sure tied one on Surveying the highways A "surveyor of the highways" is someone who is reeling or rolling drunk. Suttle Swacked Swacked up Swacko Swallowed a hare Very drunk. Either because the hare (hair?) needs washing down, or because its jumping causes instability. British, late 1700s. Swallowed a sailor Drunk on rum. Port and harbor use. Swallowed a tavern token Late 1500s to 1700s. Swamped/Swampt Sunk by too much liquid. Since the early 1700s. Swatched Possibly from a Warwickshire term for a woman who is sloppily dressed. British, since the 1950s. Swatted Swattled British & US, since the 1800s. Swazzled/Swozzled Since the 1800s. Sweet Caribbean. Swerved US college slang. Swigged Swiggled Swilliking - Said of a man who drinks till the liquor can be heard "swilking" around in his stomach. Appears in Francis Taylor's Folk- Speech of South Lancashire. In use up to at least 1901. Swilled Since the 1800s. Swilled up Swillo Swine-drunk Heavily inebriated. Since the late 1500s. Swined Swinnied Swinny Dizzy, giddy. British, late 1800s. Swiny/Swiney Swiped Since the 1800s. Swipy/Swipey Tipsy. British, from circa 1844; rare by 1900. Switched Switched-on Switchy Swiveled Swively From the movement of a swivel. British & US, from the 1850s; now rare. - 117 -
Swizzled Since the mid 1800s. Swizzly Swoozled Swozzled Since the mid 1800s.
T-Z Tacked Tacky Sticky from booze. Taken a Buford bait Originally this phrase meant to take a drink. Since at least the early 1800s; possibly goes as far back as the late 170 Taken a chirruping glass Taken a cup too much Taken a drop too much Taken a glass too much Taken a segue Taken a shard/shourd Tipsy. British, 1800s. Taken in some O-Be-Joyful Taken more than one can hold Taken one over the eight See " 0s. One over the eight." Taken ones drops Taken too much Euphemistic. Taking a trip Taking it easy Tipsy. Late 1800s to early 1900s. Taking in/on cargo 1800s. - 118 -
Taking on a load Taking on fuel Getting drunk, drinking alcohol to excess. Taking ones broth Nautical, mid 1700s to mid 1800s. Taking ones drops Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Taking ones medicine Talking load Talking loud Talking to Jamie Moore Talking to Jim Beam From a whisky brand name. Tangle-leg "Tangle-leg" is the rough, sometimes deadly whisky of the Old West. From its affect on ones ability to walk. Tangled Tangled-legged Tanglefooted Tanglelegged Tank up Very drunk. Bahamian slang. Tanked In British army slang, "tank" once meant "canteen" as in an eating place for soldiers. Since the late 1800s. Tanked out Tanked to the wide Cf. "Dead to the wide." Tanked up Tanking up Tanky Tanned Tap-shackled Chained to a keg of liquor. Taplash wretched Tapped Tapped out Tapped the Admiral From the phrase "Hed tap the Admiral," meaning that one would do anything for a drink of spirits. Stems from the legend that Lord Nelsons body was preserved in rum. Today, to "tap the Admiral" means to have a nip of potent potable, usually on the sly. "Nelsons blood" is Navy slang for rum. Cf. "Sucked the monkey." Tatered Tattooed Cf. "Screwed, blued and tattooed." Taverned Tavern bitch has bitten one on/in the head Popular prints of tavern scenes from the 1600s to the 1800s often show a dog among the taverns patrons. Thus, means that one has fallen onto the floor, where it is possible to get bitten on the head. Since circa 1608. Taverned Dates back possibly as far as the 1300s. British. Tead/Teed From "tea," whisky. Since the 1920s. Tead/Teaed/Teed up Tearing up Teched - 119 -
Ted Teed to the tits Teeth are floating - See quot;Back teeth afloat." Teeth under Cf. "Back teeth afloat." Temulent From "temulency" or "temulence," intoxication. Root word is Latin "temulentus" for "intoxicated." Temulentious Temulentive That way Thawed From the dripping of melted ice. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. The bloody flag is out The flag of defiance is out The king is ones cousin Noted by Benjamin Franklin. The malt is above the water Cf. "Malt above the meal." Noted by Benjamin Franklin. The malt is above the wheat with one Mid 1500s to early 1800s. The morning after The sun has shone on them The worse Shortening of "The worse for drink." The worse for drink The worse for liquor The worse for wear There Possibly from one of the following three phrases, or from "Getting there." There with both feet To "get there with both feet" is to be very successful. Perhaps this means that one has been very successful at getting fried. There with the goods There with what it takes Thick-headed Thick-legged Thick-lipped Refers to difficulty with speech. Thick-tongued Thirsty Thoroughly drunk Thoroughly intoxicated Thrashed Three bricks short of a load Three parts five-eighths Variation of following term. Three parts seven-eighths Nautical. Possibly from "Three sheets in the wind." Three sheets Short for "Three sheets in the wind." Three sheets in the shade Three sheets in/to the wind Totally drunk. A "sheet" is a rope holding a sail in place. A "sheet in (or to) the wind" is such a rope that has come - 120 -
loose. To "have a sheet in the wind" is common nautical slang for to be drunk, so "three sheets in the wind" means very drunk indeed. Originally British, since the 1820s. Three sheets in the wind and one flapping Three sheets in the wind and the other one flapping Three sheets in the winds eye Throwed off Throwing a wing-ding Thrown away the cork Thrown down Thumped over the head with Sampsons jawbone Tickeyboo Tiddled Slightly drunk. British. Tiddly/Tiddley Tipsy. From "tiddlywink," rhyming slang for "drink" and meaning liquor, or slang for an unlicensed tavern. Since the late 1800s. Tiddy Tied a bag on "Bag" is nautical slang for a pot of beer. Tied on the bear Tied one on Tied the bag on Tiffed Tiffled Tight/Tite Full enough to burst; or reasonably, but not excessively, drunk. Since the 1850s. Tight as a boiled owl Tight as a brassiere Tight as a D-cup tit in an A-cup bra Tight as a drum Heavily inebriated. Tight as a duck's ass/arse Tight as a fart Refers to the tension to avoid farting. British, since circa 1925. Tight as a goat "Tight" plus "stinking (drunk) as a goat." Tight as a lord Tight as a mink Tight as a newt May imply that one is "water-tight." Cf. "Pissed as a newt." Mainly military use. Tight as a rat Tight as a Scotsman Tight as a ten-day drunk Very drunk. Tight as a tick Tight as a tick attached to its victim. Cf. "Full as a tick." Tight as an owl From "Drunk as an owl." Tight as Andronicus Tight as Dicks hatband/hat band Tight as the bark on a tree Very drunk. - 121 -
Tight up Bahamian slang. Tight-lipped Tight-wadded Tighter than a drum Tighter than a goat Tighter than a mink Tighter than a new boot Tighter than a Scotsman Tighter than a tick Tighter than Dicks hatband Tighter than the bark on a tree Tightly Tightly slight Possibly a variation of "Slightly tightly." Tilted Tin hat(s) Cf. "Got on ones little hat." British military, since the late 1800s. Tin-hatted Naval variant of "Tin hat." Tinned British variation of "Canned." Since the 1940s. Tip merry Tipsy. From the tipping of a drinking mug. British, since the early 1600s. Tip-top Tip top tippler Drunk on champagne. Tipium Grove See "In Tipium Grove." Tipped/Tipt Tipping Tipping ones/the elbow Tipping the little finger Australian. Tippled Tippling Ultimately from Norwegian "tipla," to take frequent small drinks. Tipply Tippy Tipsificated Tipsified British, early 1800s. Tipsy/Tipsey Slightly drunk. A "tip" (short for "tipple") is a draft of liquor. Since the 1500s. Tired US euphemism since the 1800s. Tired and emotional Extremely drunk. Coined by the magazine Private Eye as a euphemism to mask the activities of celebrities. Tishy From mispronunciation of "Tipsy." Titley Variation of "Tiddly." Tizzied Appears in Lewis Padgetts story "The Proud Robot." To the gills Shortening of "Up to the gills." Toast Toasted Very high. Reinforced by the practice of drinking a "toast." - 122 -
Toasty Toe back Heavily inebriated. Toe up Toes down Tol-lol Drunk and happy. From Yorkshire and Nottinghamshire slang for "pretty good." British, since the 1890s. Tomado Tongue-tied Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Too convivial Too far north "North" is Nautical slang for "strong" or "well-fortified," said esp. of grog. Too many cloths in the wind See "Three sheets in the wind." Since the 1800s. Too many clothes in/on the wind Too numerous to mention Drunk and angry. British, since the 1880s. Took a dive Took ones broth til one capsized Drank until one fell out of ones chair. Nautical slang. Took ones drops Top-heavy Unable to stand without swaying. Since circa 1675. Top-loaded Toped Toper Topped Topped off Completely full. Suggests a gas tank after a motorist has topped it off. Topped off ones antifreeze Cf. "Antifreezed." Topped up Toppled Very inebriated. Topper Toppy Topsy-boozy/-boosy Topsy-turvy Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Topy Variant of "Toppy." Tore Tore back Tore down Tore/Torn up Tore up from the floor up Torn Torqued "Twisted." Possibly of army origin. Torrid British, late 1700s. Tosie Tossed Tossicated - 123 -
Tosticated Tostificated Corruption of "Intoxicated." British & US, l700s to early 1900s. Tostified Topsy-mosy Totaled Very drunk. Suggests a "totaled" automobile. Cf. "Wrecked." Totally drunk Totally pissed Totty Touched Mildly drunk. Touched as a boiled owl Touched off Touched with drink Tough as a boiled/biled owl Drunk and belligerent. See "Drunk as a boiled owl." Tow-row Drunk and disorderly. Tow up Towered Congressional slang. First appeared after the rejection of John Tower as secretary in the phrase "Lets go out and get towered." Toxed From "Intoxicated." British, early 1600s. Toxic Toxicated Toxified Toxy British & US. Trammeled Incapacitated. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Translated Transferred to another state. Society use. Possibly from Shakespeares A Midsummer Nights Dream, in which appears the line "Bless thee, Bottom, thou art translated." Trashed/T-rashed Trashed out of ones gourd Traveling light Trifle maudlin Trimmed down Trip Tripped Tripped out Tripped up Tripping Tripping drunk Trippy Possibly from drug lingo. Trolleyed Trounced Troused Trousered Scottish slang Trying Taylors best - 124 -
T.U.B.B. Acronym for "Tits Up But Breathing." Tubed Vanishing down the tubes, hence, deeply intoxicated. Tubed up Tumbled down the sink Heavily inebriated. To "tumble down the sink" means to drink in rhyming slang. Since the late 1800s. Tumbling Tumbling drunk Drunk and willing to have sex. Possibly from "tumble," to seduce or copulate. British, 1800s. Tuned From electronics. Since the 1920s. Tuned up Tuned up a little Tuppence on the can Tipsy. Public house slang. Turned on Probably began as drug slang. Since the 1950s. Turning up ones pinky/little finger Suggests that one habitually gets drunk. Turugiddy Tuzzy Possibly related to "Muzzy." British, 1800s. Tweased Tweaked/Tweeked Heavily intoxicated. Valley Girl talk. Twisted Very drunk. Two sheets in/to the wind See "Three sheets in the wind." Two-thirds kicked in the ass Tying a bag on See "Tied a bag on." Tying one on
Ugly Ugly drunk U.I. Under the Influence. Umbriago Unable to say British Constitution Since the late 1800s. Cf. "Cant say National Intelligencer." Unable to scratch oneself Unable to see a hole in a ladder Since the mid 1800s. Unable to sport a right line Oxford University slang. Unbalanced Unco happy Uncorked Under Implies unconsciousness. Or, may - 125 -
be short for "Under the table," "Under the influence," or some other suc term. Under full sail Under full steam Under the affluence of incohol Humorous spoonerism inspired by the incoherent speech of drunks. Australian, since the 1950s. Under the influence Under the influence of alcohol Under the influence of liquor Under the sauce Under the table Because one has fallen there. From the days when excess drinking was considered gentlemanly (see " h Drunk as a lord"). Especially in the 1700s and 1800s, men of status would vie in a one- upmanship of drinking each other under the table. Under the wagon Under the weather A popular euphemism. Cf. "Ill." Since the 1800s; may be of nautical origin. Underway Unglued Unkdray Unsensed Unsober Euphemistic. Since the early 1600s. Unsteady Unsteady on ones feet Unwell Euphemistic. Covering up drunkenness by mentioning one of its symptoms. Cf. "Ill," "Under the weather." Up High. Probably originated in drug slang. Up a stump Up a tree Up in ones hat Up large Up on blocks Possibly refers to a car without wheels supported on cinder blocks. Up on Olympus Up the creek Implies that one is in trouble due to inebriation. Truncation of "Up the creek (Shit Creek) without a paddle." Up the pole Rather drunk. Cf. "Getting up the pole." Since the late 1800s. Up to ones/the eyeballs Up to ones eyebrows Up to the ears Up to the gills Having imbibed a considerable quantity of potent potables. Frequently combined with other terms to indicate extreme intoxication. Upholstered Upon the go - 126 -
Upon the spree Upped the buckets Uppish From elated feeling and, possibly, cheekiness. British, since the early 1700s. Uppity Upset Upside down Upsy/Upsee/Upsey/Upsie/Upse/Upsee The proper spelling is "Upsy"; the rest are improper variants. From various modes of drinking see the following two terms. Late 1500s to 1600s. Upsy Dutch Upsy English Upsy Freeze/Freze/Friese
Vabooshed Valiant Cf. "Full of Dutch courage," "Pot-sure." Vamooshed Vapor-locked Because a car is virtually impossible to start when it has vapor lock. Also suggests the vapors of alcohol. Varnished Cf. "Shellacked." Vegetable Barely moving or not moving at all. Very Very drunk Very happy Very high Very relaxed Very weary Vibing Vice-Admiral of the narrow seas So drunk that one has lost bladder control and filled ones boots (the "narrow seas"). Possibly used by Samuel Johnson. Cf. "As good conditioned as a puppy." Dates back to at least the 1500s; possibly goes back as far as the 1400s. Vinolent Drunk on wine. Visited the bottom of the manger May imply that one is falling-down drunk. Voom-voom Vulcanized
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Walloped From "wallop," a WWII term for beer or a drink of liquor. Wallpapered Civil War era slang. Wam-bazzled Wamble-cropped/-cropd From a term for general anxiety. Here, "crop" means the stomach. Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Wamble-stomached. Wamblety-cropped Wankered - Popular with young adults in the UK. Wapsed down Warming up Washed out Washing ones neck Washing ones/the brain Washing ones/the head Washing ones/the ivories Cf. "Sluicing the dominoes." Wassailed From the traditional wassail, or spiced ale, for holidays, esp. Yuletide. Wassailed out Wassailed up Wasted Perhaps originated as drug lingo. Wasted ones paunch Watching ant races Face down on the floor. Watered Waterlogged Dead drunk. Completely saturated, unable to absorb any more liquid. Of nautical origin. Water-soaked/-soaken Waving a flag of defiance Waxed A "waxer" is an expression formerly used by Customs Officers and Coopers for a free drink. When a bung was replaced in a cask of spirit, a disk of waxed paper was inserted before the bung was flogged home. Prior to this happening, it was customary for the Customs Officer gauging the cask and the Cooper to have a small tot, just to ensure that the cask contained spirits, hence the term. It was in common use in Royal Victoria dock in the 1960s, and applied to any free drink you could get your hands on. An alternative definition refers to a particularly bibulous Customs Officer, who would be told "Come on now, youve had your whack, sir!" Way out High. Probably originated in drug slang. Wazzocked Weak jointed Refers to the difficulty of movement. Wearing a barley cap Having imbibed too much ale or malt liquor. Originally Scottish, since the 1600s. Wearing a lamp shade From the stereotypical "life of the party." Wearing a wobbly boot Wearing beer goggles Experiencing the altered perception of drunkenness. - 128 -
Wearing the head large Suffering a headache due to alcoholic excess. Cf. "Got on ones little hat." Weary Cf. "Tired." Interestingly, Old High German "wuorag" for "drunk" is a cognate of Anglo-Saxon "werig." British, 1870s to 1920s. Weaving Cf. "Making Virginia fence." Wee-weed Derivative of "Pissed" using kiddie slang. Well away Rather drunk. Well-bottled Tipsy. US & British, the latter mainly officers use in the services, since the 1920s. Well-corned Well-fixed Well-greased Well-healed Well in for it Well in the way Well into it Well-jointed Well-lathered Well-lit Well-loaded Well-lubricated Well-lunched Well-mulled Well-oiled Well on Well on ones way Well-organized Well-preserved Well-primed Well-soaked Well-sprung Well to live From this phrases sense of "prosperous." Since circa 1610. Well under Australian. Well under the weather Well-wrapped Wellied Wet In Bahamian slang this means very drunk. Since the early 1700s; may date as far back as 1592. Wet both eyes Wet-handed Wet right up Heavily inebriated. Bahamian slang. Wet within Wetting ones goozle Wetting ones/the neck Wetting ones/the whistle Wettish - 129 -
Whacked Whacked out May have originated in drug lingo. Whacked out of ones skull Whacky Whaled Whammied What-nosed Hot-nosed from imbibing. 1800s. Whatsed Whazood/Whazooed From term for "beat" or "run down." Whet ones whistle Whiffled Tipsy. Origin unknown; British, since the 1930s. Whipcat/Whip-cat Related to "whip the cat," meaning to vomit esp. due to crapulence, or to get tipsy. Late 1500s to early 1600s. Whipped Tipsy. US, 1800s. Whipping the cat See "Whipcat." Whipsed Whipsy/Whipsey Whiskied Whisky-frisky From older sense of "flighty." Whisky-raddled Whisky-shot Whisky sodden Whiskyfied/Whiskified/Whiskeyfied Whistled From the old British slang "whistle stop" for an inn where one could "wet ones whistle." Cf. following term. Upper class and services (esp. RAF) since the 1920s. Whistle(d) drunk Very drunk. "Whistled drunk" may be a misprint. Possibly from the cheerful whistling of one who is inebriated. British, mid 1700s. Whittin stewed Whittled Cut. To "whittle" means to make tipsy. British and later US, 1500s to late 1700s. Whittled as a penguin Wholly wassailed Whoofits Whoop-de-do Whoopeed up Whoopie(d) Whooping it up Whooshed Whoozled Whoozy Whopped up Wicked-faced Wicked retarded - 130 -
Wide-eyed and legless Wide-open Wigged Wigged out Wiggy Wild Cf. "Gone Borneo." Willy-wacht Wilted Suggests a plant dying from too much water instead of too little. Wine of ape At the point of drunkenness where one becomes surly. According to early Rabbinical literature, while Noah was planting grape vines, Satan appeared to him with a lamb, a lion, an ape and a pig as symbols of the four stages of intoxication: First, one is like a lamb; then, one is like a lion; then, one is like an ape, finally, one is like a pig. The French Kalendrier at Compost de Bergiers of 1480 liste the four stages as the choleric vin de lion, the sanguine vin de singe (monkey), the phlegmatic vin de mouton (sheep), and the melancholic vin de porceau (swine). Wine-potted Wine shits Wined up Wing-heavy Drunk to the point that one cannot move. US Air Force slang. Cf. "Flying Chinese." Wingd/Winged Cf. "Hit under the wing." Wingy High. Perhaps originated in drug culture. Winterized Cf. "Antifreezed," "Prestoned." Winy/Winey Since circa 1859. Wiped Probably from drug culture. Wiped out Wiped over Wired High. Probably originally drug lingo. Cf. "Lit." Wired up Wise With a binge on With a breath With a breath on With a breath strong enough to carry (the) coal With a bun on With a Christmas list 20 degrees starboard Cf. "45 degrees listed." Nautical. With a glow on With a jag on With a load on With a skate on With a slant on With a swollen head - 131 -
With an affectionate jag Drunk and amorous or libidinous. Cf. "Love- dovey." With an affectionate jag on With an edge on With drink taken With one over the eight See "One over the eight." With ones jib well bowsed Nautical. With the big head With the eyes set With the eyes set in ones/the head 1600s to 1700s. With the main brace well-spliced See "Has spliced the main brace." With the sun in ones eyes With the topgallant sails out With too many cloths in the wind See "Three sheets in the wind." With too much sail Wobbly Woggled Woggly Wollied Womble-cropped Variation of "Womblety-cropt." Noted by Benjamin Franklin. Womblety-cropt/Womble-ty-cropt/Womblety-cropped From old term for "uncomfortable" or "uncertain." Refers to the disposition of a drinker after going on a bender. See "Wamble-cropped." Woody Woofed Woofled Wooshed Woozy/Woosy/Woozey Dizzy, unwell, dazed. Possibly from "wooly" + "dizzy," "muzzy" or "hazy." Since the late 1800s. Working the growler See "Rushing the growler." Worse for wear Mildly drunk. Wounded Wrapped up in warm flannel "Warm flannel" or "hot flannel" is a drink of beer and gin, or mixed spirits served hot. Possibly derived from various terms for gin. Wrecked Probably from drug lingo. Cf. "Totaled." Wrenched Drunk out of ones mind. US campus use. Wrong (all) round the corner Wuzzy From "Woozy."
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Yaupy Ydrunken Very old form of "drunken." Dates back to the 1200s.
Zagged Zapped Zeed-out Jersey City slang. Zeroed Ziced Zigzag/Zig-zag French colloquial descriptive of a drunks staggering gait. Used esp. in northern France during WWI, became part of British military slang, and later spread to the US. Cf. "Making Virginia fence." Zigzagged Zinzagged Zinzan Zipped Zippered Zissified Zoned Possibly means in the Twilight Zone. Probably derived from drug lingo. Zoned out Zonk Zonked Very drunk. Probably from drug lingo, or from slang for "hit." Zonked out Zonkers Zoobang Zooed Zooted US college slang. Zorked Zotted Zounk Zozzled
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QUISBY QUOTES Acilius: The wine-cup is glad! Dear Zenophile's lip It boasts to have touched when she stooped down to sip. Happy wine-cup! I wish that, with lips joined to mine, All my soul at a draught she would drink up like wine.
Samuel Adams: It is to be hoped, that the Gentlemen of the Town will endeavor to bring our own OCTOBER BEER into Fashion again, by that most prevailing Motive, EXAMPLE, so that we may no longer be beholden to "foreigners" for a "Credible Liquor," which may be as successfully manufactured in this country.
Scott Adams: When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
George Ade: R-e-m-o-r-s-e, Those dry Martinis were too much for me. Last night I really felt immense, To-day I feel like thirty cents; It is no time for mirth and laughter In the cold gray dawn of the morning after.
Joseph Addison: An honest man, that is not quite sober, has nothing to fear.
Aeschylus: Bronze is the mirror of the form; wine, of the heart.
Alcaeus: To be bowed by grief is folly; Naught is gained by melancholy; Better than the pain of thinking, - 134 -
Is to steep the sense in drinking.
One that has wine as a chain abou li
Henry Aldrich: If all be true that I do think, There are five should drink: Go - Or lest we should be by and O
Alexis of Thurii: In wine a appears: The old man b wine cheers. Men do not, like your wine, improve by age; T
Henry Warner Allen: The wines that one remembers best are not necessarily the finest that one has tasted, and the highest quality may fail to delight so much as s
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Woody Allen: Why does man kill? H m
Anacharsis: The first draught serveth for health, the s fo
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t his wit, such a one lives no fe at all. reasons why we od wine - a friend - or being dry by - r any other reason why. nd man this difference ores you, but the he more their years, the less their ways engage. ome far more humble beverage drunk in more favorable surroundings. eligions change; beer and wine remain. ren to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too uch vermouth. e kills for food. And not only food: frequently there ust be a beverage. econd for pleasure, the third r shame, and the fourth for madness. e first of pleasure, the next of toxication, and the third of disgust. - 135 -
Poul Anderson: Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk. Cf. John Dryden Aldebaran is not so red within the Hyades As is the hearthside claret heartward flowing; No gold or whiteness quivers across the winter seas chardonnay is glowing. Drink, before our time shall come for going. from Orion Shall Rise ntiphanes: y a man cannot hide: that he is drunk and that he is in hen men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so Eleanor Arnason: led with beer. This calls for wine. Or maybe brandy. Metz: m man's sweat and God's love, beer came into the world. eing dry, ng here, lcohol is good for you. My grandfather proved it irrevocably. He drank every mature day of his life and lived to the age of ady Nancy Astor: drink is that I want to know when I am having a good Like that which gleams where Once again the vintners have wrought their humble miracle.
A Two things onl love.
Aristophanes: W are happy and help that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
This is not a situation which can be hand from A Woman of the Iron People Saint Arnold of Fro
George Arnold: I, B Sit, idly sippi My beer.
Dave Astor: A two quarts of booze 103. I was at the cremation - that fire would not go out.
L One reason I don't - 136 -
time.
Brooks Atkinson: The cocktail party has the form d masse, or for m as in the etiquette of whoring.
Jane Austen: I would be not famous good thing for us all.
of friendship without the warmth and evotion. It is the device for getting rid of social obligations hurriedly en aking overtures toward more serious social relationships, am sure of this, that if everybody was to drink their bottle a day, there half the disorders in the world there are now. It would be a Felix Aymer: ting when you're thirty, but disastrous at seventy. g ll soon be id in the grave. Whether you're a landlord, a duke or a king, not a any you under the sod, and so, there's no better eople go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy et their misery, to imagine themselves, for a few lvan R. Barach: een lightly defined as a man who drinks more than rkley: ed, and a little drunk. lone it stood, while its fellows lay strew'd ottle man in a company screw'd ithout question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is e Alcohol in the middle of the day is exci In the movie The Chalk Garden Riocard Bairad: People have discovered many ways of gathering money and amassin wealth, little thinking that their life will end and that they wi la penny will accomp employment than the enjoyment of life with plenty to drink.
Mikhail Bakunin: P themselves, to forg minutes anyway, free and happy.
A An alcoholic has b his own doctor.
Allen W. Ba The best audience is intelligent, well-educat
Barnham: A Like a four-b Not firm on his legs but by no means subdued.
Dave Barry: W beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but th - 137 -
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
N oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
In rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
I such as the fall o working.
Roland Barthes: Other countries drink to get drunk, and this is accepted by everyone; in France, drunkenn a effect which is sought: wine is not only a philter, it is also the leisu act of drinking.
Wine is a part of society because it provides a basis not only for m ceremonia conversation at the local caf to the speech at a formal dinner.
S Drunkenness temporary death.
Baudelaire: Be always drunken D With wine, with poet But be drunken.
Stephen Beaumont: It food and televisio unmercifully bad.
Brendan Behan: I ot all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event f communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still ess is a consequence, never an intention. A drink is felt s the spinning out of a pleasure, not as the necessary cause of an rely a orality but also for an environment; it is an ornament in the slightest ls of French daily life, from the snack to the feast, from the t. Basil: is the ruin of reason. it is premature old age. It is . Nothing else matters... runken with what? ry, or with virtue, as you will.
is not "just beer," it is a noble and ancient beverage which, like wine, n advertising, can be extraordinarily good or am a drinker with writing problems. - 138 -
One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.
I that which mak women warmer in the winter, and happier in
Hilaire Belloc: The Tipple's aboard and the ni T I am singing the best song ev A
Wine is the last companion.
R Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begi with that it's compounding a felony.
A friend told him that the particular drink he was drinking was p
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Stephen Vincent Bent: Oh, Georgia booze is mighty fine bo T But it eats the so For Hell's broke loose in Georgia.
A In the meantim nothing else can produce.
Chuck Berry: Way down south they had a jubilee, T They were drinking The folks that were dancin' t
Good Queen B [Beer] is an excellent wash.
G I spent a lot of m squandered. have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except es to road safer, the beer stronger, the old men and the summer. ght is young, he door's ajar and the Barrel is sprung, er was sung nd it has a rousing chorus. obert Benchley: n slow oison, and he replied, "So who's in a hurry?" d into a dry martini? oze, he best yuh ever poured yuh, les right offen yore shoes, rnold Bennett: e alcohol produces a delightful social atmosphere that hem Georgia folks, they had a jamboree. homebrew from a wooden tub, here got all shook up. ess: eorge Best: y money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just - 139 -
A Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasu
Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excu g
Bottle-nosed: Having a nose created in the image of its maker.
F drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for a
Rum: Generically, fie
Wheat: A cereal from which a tolera d
Wine: God's next best gift to man.
The wine o ti warms the cockles of the heart, and it burns the sensitive lining of the stomach.
An aged Burg Port speaks sentences of wisdom, Burgundy sings the inspired Ode.
J A good writer is not, p drunk is automatically a good bartender.
J Wine is the drin women, and water the drink of beasts.
William Blake: The best wine is the oldest, the best water the newest.
Robert Bloch: I figure everything after three scotches is philosophical.
Humphrey Bogart: The trouble with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
mbrose Bierce: re. se for etting drunk. east: A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony & bstemiousness. ry liquors that produce madness in total abstainers. bly good whisky can with some ifficulty be made. f Arpad Haraszthy has a bouquet all its own. It tickles and tillates the palate. It gurgles as it slips down the alimentary canal. It undy runs with a beardless Port. I cherish the fancy that im Bishop: er se, a good book critic. No more than a good ohn Stuart Blackie: k of the gods, milk the drink of babes, tea the drink of - 140 -
T woman puts that high heel over the b somehow women at bars s
Esquire: Were yo Bogart: Isn't everybody.
Erma Bombeck: Never accept a drink from a urologist.
G Good ale, the tru of the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale, that is good
James Boswell: D portion of the time of ma rational and agreeable manner is one of the great arts of living.
Christian Nevell B Wine is a treacherous friend who you must a
Anne Bradstreet: For he that loveth wine, wanteth no woes.
R The hard part a who is just stupid.
Meyer Breslau: Beer that is not drunk has missed its vocation.
Jimmy Breslin: In emotions, or ever releasing themselves from the grayness of the drink is not a social tool. It is a think you need in order t
When you stop drink personality that started you drinking in the first place.
B Wine is wholesome, gives health and bravery to those who are well.
J Burgundy makes you think of silly things, Bordeaux makes you talk here never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a rass rail. Don't ask me why, but eem to create trouble among men. u drunk at 4 A.M.? eorge Borrow: e and proper drink of Englishmen. He is not deserving ale. rinking is in reality an occupation which employs a considerable ny people; and to conduct it in the most ovee: lways be on guard for. ichard Braunstein: bout being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and a world where there is a law against people ever showing their ir days, a o live. ing, you have to deal with this marvelous ridget of Sweden: to the sick, joy to the sorrowful, courage ean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin: - 141 -
about them, and Champagne makes you do them.
A dinner. 'Much obliged', said he, pushing the plate aside; 'I am not accustomed to
Those who give themselves indigestion or get drunk, d e
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
T becomes saturated an nothing but an obscure sensation.
Elizabeth Browning: W
The wine must taste of its own grapes.
L The decline of t phenomena of our time.
George Burns: I never go jogging; it makes me spill my Martin
Actually, it tak remember if it's the thirteenth or
Robert Burns: Inspiring bold John Barleycorn! man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after take my wine in pills.' o not know how to at or drink. o claim that wines should not be changed is a heresy; the palate d after the third glass the best of wines arouses hen the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin? uis Bunuel: he aperitif may well be one of the most depressing i. es only one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't fourteenth. What dangers thou canst make us scorn! arleycorn is the personification of strong drink, particularly beer. "Tipenny" was the name of a type of Scots ale. s the root of the word o statesman nor soldier to plot or to fight,
le of my care.
Wi' tipenny, we fear nae evil; Wi' usquebae, we'll face the devil! Sir John B "Usquebae" means "water of life," and i "whisky." No churchman am I for to rail and to write, N No sly man of business contriving to snare, For a big-bellied bottle's the who - 142 -
Kings may be blest, but Tam was glorious, O'er a' the ills o' life victorious. I.e., Tam was drunk. - 143 -
We'll take a cup of kindness yet - 144 -
For auld lang syne! - 145 -
Freedom and Whisky gang thegither.
Go, fetch me a pint o' wine And fill it in a silver tassie; That I may drink before I go A service to my bonnie lassie.
Benjamin Hapgood Burt: One evening in October, when I was one-third sober, An' taking home a "load" with manly pride, My poor feet began to stutter, so I lay down in the gutter, And a pig came up an' lay down by my side. Then we sang "It's all fair weather when good fellows get together," Till a lady passing by was heard to say: "You can tell a man who boozes by the company he chooses." And the pig got up and slowly walked away.
Sir Richard Burton: I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Robert Burton: I may not here omit those two main plagues, and common dotages of human kind, wine and women, which have infatuated and besotted myriads of people. They go commonly together.
Samuel Butler: The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given to imagination.
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk.
Lord Byron: Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but - 146 -
intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are sunk The hopes of all men and of every nation; Without their sap, how branchless were the trunk Of life's strange tree, so fruitful on occasion!
What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
'Tis pity wine should be so deleterious, For tea and coffee leave us much more serious.
There's naught, no doubt, so much the spirit calms As rum and true religion.
See Social-Life and Glee sit down All joyous and unthinking, Till, quite transmogrify'd, they're grown Debauchery and Drinking.
Few things surpass old wine; and they may preach Who please, the more because they preach in vain - Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda-water the day after.
A land of slaves shall ne'er be mine - Dash down yon cup of Samian wine!
Were 't the last drop in the well, As I gasp'd upon the brink, Ere my fainting spirit fell 'T is to thee that I would drink.
Herb Caen: Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions.
James Cagney: A lush can always find a reason if he's thirsty. Listen. If he's happy, he takes a couple of shots to celebrate his happiness. Sad, he needs them to drown his sorrow. Low, to pick him up; excited, to calm him down. Sick, for his health; and healthy, it can't hurt him...a lush just can't lose. In the movie Come Fill the Cup - 147 -
Callimachus: Drink now, and love, Democrates; for we Shall not have wine and boys eternally.
C. S. Calverley: The heart which grief hath cankered Hath one unfailing remedy - the tankard.
Albert Camus: Note in the barracks: "Drink drives out the man and brings out the beast." Which makes me understand why they like it.
Truman Capote: I'm an alcoholic, a genuine alcoholic. Not just a fake phony alcoholic, I'm a real alcoholic.
Bob Carbone: If you can make oatmeal cookies at home, you can brew beer.
Drew Carey: Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called Everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Lewis Carroll: 'Have some wine,' the March Hare said in an encouraging tone. Alice looked around the table, but there was nothing on it but tea. 'I don't see any wine,' she remarked. 'There isn't any,' said the March Hare.
Billy Carter: Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
Margaret Cavendish: Let you and I in Mirth and Pleasure swell, And drink long lusty droughts from Bacchus' bowl, Until our brains on vaporous waves do roll.
David Cecil: You must be careful about giving any drink whatsoever to a bore. A lit- up bore is the worst in the world.
Cervantes: I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Under a bad cloak there is often a good drinker.
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Drink moderately, for drunkenness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise.
Raymond Chandler: Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you just take the girl's clothes off.
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
Nick Charles: See, in mixing, the important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan, you shake to foxtrot time; a Bronx to two-step time. But a Martini, you always shake to waltz time. In the movie The Thin Man Chaucer: For dronkennesse is verray sepulture Of mannes wit and his discrecioun.
In womman vinolent is no defence.
Thou comest home as dronken as a mouse.
I trowe that ye dronken han wyn ape. The mancible is describing the cook as being so drunk that he is no longer either jolly or playful; he is now surly and dull. Anton Pavlovich Chekov: I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time. Last words Gilbert Keith Chesterton: No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.
And Noah he often said to his wife when he sat down to dine, "I don't care where the water goes if it doesn't get into the wine."
St. George he was for England, And before he killed the dragon He drank a pint of English ale Out of an English flagon. - 149 -
The rolling English drunkard made the rolling English road.
For the poor, beer is a necessity, as tobacco is very nearly a necessity; it is only for people sufficiently rich and fashionable to be faddists that either is really a luxury.
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
The dipsomaniac and the abstainer are not only both mistaken, but they both make the same mistake. They both regard wine as a drug and not as a drink.
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent intoxication from within, a sort of invisible champagne. Americans do not need to drink to inspire them to do anything, though they do sometimes, I think, need a little for the deeper and more delicate purpose of teaching them how to do nothing.
Julia Child: Forget the cheap white wine: go to beef and gin!
Winston Churchill: Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.
I must point out that my rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
I make a martini by glancing across the room at the vermouth while the bartender pours the gin.
I may be drunk, but tomorrow I will be sober and you, my dear, will still be fat and ugly.
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
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The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
John Ciardi: There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
Paul Claudel: A cocktail is to a glass of wine as rape is to love.
Irvin S. Cobb: A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim's watch, snap his suspenders and crack his glass eye right across.
William Cole: A hundred standing people smiling and talking to one another, nodding like gooney birds. [describing a cocktail party]
Samuel Taylor Coleridge: Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.
George Coleman the Younger: Mynyeer Vanduck, though he never was drunk, Sipped brandy and water gayly.
Eddie Condon: For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.
Sean Connery: "I told the stewardess liquor for three." "Who are the other two?" "Oh, there are no other two." As James Bond Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something. As James Bond in From Russia With Love William Congreve: To drink is a Christian diversion Unknown to the Turk or the Persian.
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Bill Cosby: If a white man falls of a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race.
Charles Cotton: A night of good drinking Is worth a year's thinking.
Noel Coward: It's never too early for a cocktail.
Abraham Cowley: Fill all the glasses there, for why Should every creature drink but I? Why, man of morals, tell me why?
William Cowper: Drink and be mad, then, 'tis your country bids! Gloriously drunk, obey the important call.
All learned, and all drunk!
George Crabbe: Lo! the poor toper whose untutor'd sense Sees bliss in ale, and can with wine dispense; Whose head proud fancy never taught to steer, Beyond the muddy ecstasies of beer.
Cratinus: Wine, to a gifted bard, Is a mount that merrily races; From watered wits No good has ever grown. Cf. Horace Aleister Crowley: There is only one really safe, mild, harmless beverage and you can drink as much of that as you like without running the slightest risk, and what you say when you want it is, "Garcon! Un Pernod!"
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humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn you intelligence to buy a drink.
Rodney Dangerfield: I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
I drink too much, way too much; when my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
I'm a bad drinker. I got loaded one night, the next day they picked me up. I was in front of a judge. He said, 'You're here for drinking.' I said, 'OK, Your Honor, let's get started.'
Tom Dargan: Making light lager beer is like going to the beach in a thong. You better have all your parts in place or it's going to be ugly.
Joseph Dargent: No government could survive without champagne. Champagne in the throats of our diplomatic people is like oil in the wheels of an engine.
John Davidson: Dance and sing, we are eternal; Let us still be mad with drinking: 'Tis a madness less infernal Than the madness caused by drinking.
Bette Davis: There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. In the movie Old Acquaintance Come on, Oscar, let's you and me go get drunk! In the movie The Star David Daye: If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
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Die I must, but let me die drinking in an inn! Hold the wine-cup to my lips sparkling from the bin! So, when the angels flutter down to take me from my sin, "Ah, God have mercy on this sot," the cherubs will begin.
Edouard de Pomaine: For a gourmet wine is not a drink but a condiment, provided that your host has chosen correctly.
Thomas de Quincey: It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
Franois de Salignac: Some of the most dreadful mischiefs that afflict mankind proceed from wine; it is the cause of disease, quarrels, sedition, idleness, aversion to labour, and every species of domestic disorder.
Melchior de Santa Cruz: If you add water to wine, it ruins it; if you don't, it ruins you.
Alexis de Tocqueville: An American, instead of going in a leisure hour to dance merrily at some place of public resort, as the fellows of his calling continue to do throughout the greater part of Europe, shuts himself up at home to drink. He thus enjoys two pleasures; he can go on thinking of his own business, and he can get drunk decently by his own fireside.
Bernard de Voto: You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth and one of the most short-lived.
Charles Dibdin: Then trust me there's nothing like drinking So pleasant on this side the grave; It keeps the unhappy from thinking And makes e'en the valiant more brave.
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Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.
Leave the bottle on the chimley-piece, and don't ask me to take none, but let me put my lips to it when I am so dispoged.
...that the mounds of ices, and the bowls of mint-julep and sherry cobbler they make in these latitudes, are refreshments never to be thought of afterwards, in summer, by those who would preserve contented minds.
Emily Dickinson: I did not know the wine Came once a world, did you?
Diogenes: He calls drunkenness an expression identical with ruin.
When asked what wine he liked to drink, he replied, "That which belongs to another."
Disraeli: There is moderation even in excess.
Henry Austin Dobson: When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?
Kirk Douglas: You're all wrong! The best wine is from home, no matter where that is! In the movie Spartacus mes ating. nd to your glasses nk in our comrade's r cup to the dead already Norman Douglas: Wine is a precarious aphrodisiac, and its fu have blighted many a m
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Sir Francis Hastings Doyle: Last night, among his fellow ro He jested, quaffed and swore; A drunken private of the B W
John Dryden: A very merry, dancing, drinking, L
Of seeming arms to make a short essay, urrah for the next that dies! ughs, uffs, ho never looked before. aughing, quaffing, and unthinking time. Then hasten to be drunk - the business of the day. Cf. Poul Anderson acchus, ever fair and ever young. 's pleasure; weet is pleasure after pain. ife ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity.
If mb, result of the oysters and champagne - the food of phrodite." pagne while I am alive; ey can send me flowers when I am dead. n' sed manny a lady to be loved that otherwise ight've died single. thin he can have a good pinion iv himsilf, ondisturbed by th facts. B
Bacchus' blessings are a treasure, Drinking is the soldier Rich the treasure, Sweet the pleasure, S
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Isadora Duncan: Before I was born my mother was in great agony of spirit and in a tragic situation. She could take no food except iced oysters and champagne. people ask me when I began to dance, I reply, "In my mother's wo probably as a A
It would be much kinder if they sent me cham th
Finley Peter Dunne: There is wan thing an' on'y wan thing to be said in favor iv drink, a that is that it has cau m
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Will & Airel Durant: Water is the usual drink, but everyone has wine, for n fo
Marguerite Duras: Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the ni fa
When a woman drinks it's as if an animal were drinking, or a child. Alcoholism is scandalous in a woman, and a female alc s
No other human being, no woman, no poem or music, book or painting c
John Dyer: And he that will this health deny, D
Thomas Edison: A
Bob Edwards: I am a p w
Ralph Waldo Emerson: In
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The spirit of the world, the great calm prese fo
There is this to be said in favor of drinking fi
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Epictetus: He is a d d
o civilization has und life tolerable without narcotics or stimulants. ght of drunkenness de like the darkness itself at the coming of day. oholic is rare, a erious matter. It's a slur on the divine in our nature. an replace alcohol in its power to give man the illusion of real creation. own among the dead men let him lie. s a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. rohibitionist. What I propose to prohibit is the reckless use of ater. temperance is the only vulgarity. ness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it nites us in feeling. nce of the creator, comes not rth to the sorceries of opium or of wine. , that it takes the drunkard rst out of society, then out of the world. as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly s he loves vegetation. runkard who takes more than three glasses, though he be not runk. - 157 -
Eratosthenes: Be kind, O Bacchus, take this empty po Offered to thee by Xenophon, the sot, t, Who giving this, gives all that he has got. hat in pious worship of thee became of all the rest. 's the wise man who stays home when he's drunk. just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking.
ttle of wine begs to be shared; I ave never met a miserly wine lover. t a necessity. It is a means of momentarily side-stepping ecessity. upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always leep upon ale. n't fool with booze until he's fifty; en he's a damn fool if he doesn't. co, food, and a little hisky. econd, I feel superlative. When I have more, theres no holding me. A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Cf. a Danish Gracious Bacchus! Accept this empty jar! You will know best, W
Euripides: It
The man that isn't jolly after drinking Is
Clifton Fadiman: The drinking of wine seems to have a moral edge over many pleasures and hobbies in that it promotes love of one's neighbor. As a general thing it is not a lone occupation. A bo h
Liquor is no n
George Farquhar: I have fed purely s
William Faulkner: There's no such thing as bad whisky. Some whiskys just happen to be better than others. But a man should th
The tools I need for my work are paper, tobac w
When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have the s
Steve Fergosi: proverb ng to start having dorms for alcoholics. believe those are called dorms. Craig Ferguson: A number of U.S. colleges are goi I - 158 -
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew. I happened to stumble across a case s after.
What contemptible s c
It's quite true I'm not drinking any more - h
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During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled
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I always keep a supp nd this our queen shall be as drunk as we. ine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy. elf control. I never drink anything stronger than gin efore breakfast. of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several day coundrel has stolen the ork to my lunch? owever, I'm not drinking any less, either. use nless they have a well-stocked bar. u like about me except hat I drink water.
to live on food and water for several days. to drink, and I never even had the ourtesy to thank her for it. never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. flation has gone up to over two dollars a quart. ou can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. nybody who hates dogs and loves whiskey can't be all bad. o steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move r months. ly of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which - 159 -
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Ah, with the Grape my fading Life provide, And wash the Body whence the Life has d And lay me, shrouded in the living Leaf, By some not unfrequented Gardenside. That even my buried Ashes such a sna Of Vintage shall fling up into the A As not a True-believer passing by B
And much as Wine has played the Infidel, And robbed me of my Robe of Honor - I often wonder what the Vintners buy O
The Grape that can with Logic absolute The Two-and-Seventy jarring Sects conf The sovereign Alchemist that in a trice L
So when that Angel of the darker Drink also keep handy. never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. bout being driven to drink; I just worry about being riven home. e driven insane through religious hysteria than by rinking alcohol? he liver is evil and must be punished. don't drink water. Fish fuck in it. drink with impunity - or anyone else who invites me. rald: rink! - for once dead, you never shall return. etter than in the Temple lost outright. ill me with that old familiar juice. ied,
re ir ut shall be overtaken unaware. Well, ne half so precious as the stuff they sell. ute: ife's leaded metal into Gold transmute. - 160 -
At last shall find you by the river-brink And, offering his Cup, invite your Soul F
Come, fill the Cup, and in the fire of Sprin Your winter-garment of Repentance fli The Bird of Time has but a little way T
Perplexed no more with Human or Divin Tomorrow's tangle to the Winds resign. And lose your Fingers in the Tresses of T
Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor wh D
Ah, my Belovd, fill the Cup that clears Today of past Regrets and future Fears; Tomorrow! Why, Tomorrow, I may be M
You know, my Friends, with what a brav I made a second Marriage of my House; Divorced old barren Reason from my Bed A
F. Scott Fitzgerald: The hangover beca S
Sir Alexander Fleming: If penicillin can cure those who are d
Ian Fleming: A dry martini. One. In a deep champagne goblet. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it w it
I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like , orth to your Lips to quaff - you shall not shrink. g, ng: o flutter - and the Bird is on the Wing. e, he Cypress-slender Minister of Wine. y: rink! for you know not why you go, nor where. yself with Yesterday's Sev'n thousand Years. e Carouse, nd took the Daughter of the Vine to Spouse. me a part of the day as well allowed-for as the panish siesta. ill, Spanish sherry can bring the ead back to life. ell until 's very cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it? that one to be large and very strong and very cold and very well made. Both quotes are from Casino Royale - 161 -
John Fletcher: D You shall perhaps not do't tomorrow.
C Tonight we a
N I love the smell o
Gerald R. Ford: T else can you
J We can drink till
Jeff Foxworthy: The problem with the designated driver progra b the night, drop them
rink today and drown all sorrow; ome, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over, ll will merry be - tomorrow we'll get sober. ick Floyd: f hops in the morning. It smells like victory. he three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where get an earfull, a bellyfull and a snootfull at the same time? ohn Ford: all look blue. m, it's not a desirable job, ut if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of off at the wrong house. enjamin Franklin B : pon our vineyards; there it enters the root of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof Frequently misquoted as "Beer is proof that God loves us and . nt eve his dryness, created the ine and revealed to him the art of making le vin. By the aid of this ine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and ater. Eat not to dullness, drink not to elation.
Behold the rain which descends from heaven u that God loves us, and loves to see us happy. wants us to be happy." There cant be good living where there is not good drinking.
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the water they loved to drink. This good man, Noah, having seen that all his contemporaries had perished by this unpleasa drink, took a dislike to it; and God, to reli v liquid he unveiled more and more truth.
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Nothing more like a Fool than a drunk
The antediluvians were all very sober For they had no wine and brewed no October; A For there cant be goo
Frederick the Great: It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used b my subjects, and the amount of money that goes out of the country as consequence. Everybody is using coffee; this must be prevented. His Majesty was brought up on beer, and so were both his ancestors and officers. Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers o be relied upon to
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Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
Wine hath drowned more men than
Will Fyfe: I'm only a common old working chap, As anyone can see, B Glasgow belongs
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F Wine makes
J From wine what sudden friendship springs!
Fill ev'ry glass, for wine inspi A With courage, love and joy.
en Man. ll wicked, bad livers, on mischief still thinking, d living where there is not good drinking. y a nourished n beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can endure hardships in case of another war. ony Froggart: p in Australia and not drink beer. homas Fuller: oney runs into. the sea. (a variation of the above?) ut when I get a couple of drinks on a Saturday, to me. alileo Galilei: eld together by water. ernande Garvin: a symphony of a good meal. ohn Gay: res us, nd fires us - 163 -
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Kahil Gibran: A escape from so
Andrew Gid: Drunkenness is never anything but a sub a to buy the dream
George Gissing: No draught of wine amid the old tombs under the violet sky but made m for the time a better man, larger of brain, more courageous, more gentle. 'Twas a reve fo of the Italian v
G I've never been drunk, but I've been overserved.
My uncle was t
Nikolai Gogol: Go along, go along quickly, and set all you have on the table for us. don't want doughnuts, honey buns, poppy cakes, and other dainties; bring us a whole sheep, serve a goat and forty-year old mead! And p flavorings, but pur
Oliver Goldsmith: Let schoolmasters puzzle their br With grammar, and nonsense, and G Gives genius a better discerning.
I certain we had m
J There is nothing for a
Frederick Goodyear: I hope you are not one of those people who get drunk on the idea of alcohol ill it up. I take as large draughts of liquor as I did of love. I hate a er. nd when you see a man drunken say in your heart, "Mayhap he sought mething still more unbeautiful." stitute for happiness. It mounts to buying the dream of a thing when you haven't money enough ed-of thing materially. e lry whereon came no repentance. Could I but live r ever in thoughts and feelings such as those born to me in the shadow ine! eorge Gobel: he town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. We lenty of vodka, not vodka with all sorts of fancies, not with raisins and e foaming vodka, that hisses and bubbles like mad. ain, learning; ood liquor, I stoutly maintain, can't say whether we had more wit among us now than usual, but I am ore laughing, which answered the end as well. oan Goldstein: case of nerves like a case of beer. (blessed word). It is really very curious that people get more - 164 -
m them.
J. B. Gough: E every inebriate wo
Thomas Guthrie: Whisky is a good thing in its place. There is nothing like it for p him in whisk
Robert Hall: Call things by their ri c distilled damn
Tom T. Hall: Whiskey's too rough, Champagne costs to Vodka puts my mouth I hope this refrain, Will help me A I like beer.
Philip G. Hamerton: It is said that beer drinkers are slow, and a little stupid; that they hav an ox-like placidity not quite favorable to any brilliant intellectual display. But there are times when this placidity is what the laboring brain most needs. After the agitations of too active thinking there is safety in e peace.
Jack Handey: Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewe and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shat m than to be selfish an
R One pint of beer...equa
uddled in their heads by thinking about intoxicants than by drinking very moderate drinker could abandon the intoxicating cup if he would; uld if he could. reserving a man when he is dead. If you want to keep a man dead, put y; if you want to kill a live man, put whisky in him. ght names...Glass of brandy and water! This is the urrent but not the appropriate name: ask for a glass of liquid fire and ation. o much, in gear. explain, s a matter of fact, e a tankard of ale. The wine drinkers are agile, but they are xcitable; the beer drinkers are heavy, but in their heaviness there is ry tered. Then I say to yself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true d worry about my liver.' aymond Hankins: ls 1/2 college credit in philosophy. - 165 -
J Licker talks
P I can't die until
Vance Havner: I' please the cocktail crowd in church congregations.
I'm tired of hearing sin cal o dollars a year to spread
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John Hay: W when it strikes g
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W. Knox Haynes: One drink is plenty; oel Chandler Harris: mighty loud w'en it gits loose from de jug. hil Harris: the government finds a safe place to bury my liver. m tied of hearing about temperance instead of abstinence, in order to led sickness and alcoholism a disease. It is the nly disease I know of that we're spending hundreds of millions of . athanial Hawthorne: e earthen jugs with spirits in them. ine is like rain: when it falls on the mire it but makes it the fouler, but ood soil wakes it to beauty and bloom. illiam Hazlitt: of slow poison. Two drinks too many, ish And three not half enough. Cf. a Span proverb it you quickly realize at this is a true friend, to be admitted to your most secret counsels. ith an open throat are the secret. itch Hedberg: ly disease that you can get yelled at for having. ere's to alcoholic brotherhood - more suited to the frail human soul e wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and Maurice Healy: And there are few things in this life so revolting as sipped beer. But let go down your throat "as suds go down a drain," and th Long draughts w
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Robert A. Heinlein: H than any other sort.
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Sir Arthur Helps: Put a man in a room where he can play dominoes, read newspapers, and have what he considers a good talk; and you will observe that he will n drink as fast or as deep, or as strongly as he otherwise would. In short, there w ot ould be other things to amuse him besides drinking; and what does he drink for, but to amuse himself, and to forget troubles of every kind?
ngway: n intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time lways do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to his wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix n for o do that cold. But always helps my shooting. Modern life, too, is often a mechanical
Ernest Hemi A with fools.
A keep your mouth shut.
T emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.
Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure. When you work hard all day with your head and know you must work again the next day what else can change your ideas and make them ru on a different plane like whisky? When you are cold and wet what else can warm you? Before an attack who can say anything that gives you the momentary well-being that rum does? The only time it isn't good you is when you write or when you fight. You have t it oppression and liquor is the only mechanical relief.
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William Henley: The Spirit of Wine Sang in my glass, and I listened W His flushed and m
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O. Henry: There are two time O takes her la
Heraclitus: A relax over wine
A. P. Herbert: T So what's the use
George Herbert: D When once it is
Oliver Herford: God made Man Frail as a bubble; God made Love, Love made Tr God made the Vine, Was it a sin T To drown trouble in?
A soft drink
Herodotus: The Persians...are accustomed to deliberate on matters of th decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with odern life is often a mechanical oppression and liquor is the only . ith love to his odorous music, agnificent song. ing Henry VIII: wicked and pernicious weed. s when you can never tell what is going to happen. ne is when a man takes his first drink; and the other is when a woman test. lthough it is better to hide our ignorance, this is hard to do when we . eetot'lers seem to die the same as others, of knocking off the beer? rink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, within thee. ouble. hat Man made Wine turneth away company. e highest - 168 -
moment when they are warm with wine, but whatever they in this situation may determine is again proposed...in their cooler moments...Whatever also they discuss when sober, is always a second ter they have been drinking. Sterne time examined af Cf. rink wine, and live here blitheful while ye may; e too late is, live to-day. hey draw beer, indeed, but yet they differ, Joan; pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last eople forget you had to explain beer styles 50 times a night. It was like ne on the Santa Fe Trail - a lot of boulders to move. e a beer I want it to fit exactly into style. Who the hell are ou to try to create your own style? Those styles have been defined over I've developed a really relaxed ttitude about the whole child-rearing thing. I don't cry over spilt milk. story. in all men a demand for the superlative, so much so that the oor devil who has no other way of reaching it attains it by getting omer: ine can of their wits the wise beguile, sage frolic, and the serious smile. Herrick: D The morrow's lif
John Heywood: The butler and the beer horse both be like one: They draw beer both; that is truth to bide one. T The butler draweth and drinketh beer, the horse drinketh none.
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John Hickenlooper: (co-founder of Wynkoop Brewing Co.) P being the first o
Dave Hoffman: When I mak y 200 years.
Daryl Hogue: I have two kids, and over the years a Spilt vodka, that's another
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. There is p drunk.
H Inflaming wine, pernicious to mankind.
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Horace: - 169 -
Bacchus drowns within the bowl Troubles that corrode the soul. Bacchus opens the gate of the heart. No poems can live long or please that are written by water-drinkers.
Cf. Cratinus Melt me this cold, freely the firelog O Two-eared of Sabine make, unlock W
Who after wine, talks of war's hardships or of poverty?
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Now is the time for drinkin unfettered foot.
Alfred Edward Housman: Say, for what were hop-yards Or why was Burton built on Trent? Oh, many a peer of England br Livelier liquor than the Muse, And malt does more than Milton can s throwing n hearth, my Thaliarchus, And from crock ine, with four years a-glowing! hat does drunkenness not accomplish? It unlocks secrets, confirms our w arts. g, now is the time to beat the earth with meant, ews
To justify God's ways to man. k. pins the heavy world around. May. , or near, ne so bad, nd I myself a sterling lad; Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink For fellows whom it hurts to thin Oh, 'tis jesting, dancing, drinking S
Pass me the can, lad; there's an end of
Oh, I have been to Ludlow fair And left my necktie God knows where And carried half way home, Pints and quarts of Ludlow beer; Then the world seemed no A And down in lovely muck I've lain Happy till I woke again. - 170 -
The troubles of our proud and angry dust A Bear them we can, and if we Shoulder the sky, my lad, an
Could man be drunk forever W Lief should I rou And lief lie down at nights.
Richard Hovey: Eleazar Wheelock was a very pious man; He went into the wilderness to teach the Indian, With a Gradus ad Parnassum, a Bible, and a dru A Eleazar was the facult Was five hundred gallons of New Englan
William Dean Howles: Yes, death is at the bottom of the cup, And every one that lives must drink it up; And yet between the sparkle at the top A There swims e To ease our hearts of all their other woes.
Victor Hugo: Upon the first goblet he read this inscription: Monkey wine; upon the second: Lion wine; upon the third: Sheep wine; upon the fourth: S wine. These re from eternity, and shall not fail. can we must. d drink your ale. ith liquor, love and fights, se at morning m, nd five hundred gallons of New England rum. y, and the whole curriculum d rum. nd the black lees where lurks that bitter drop, nough good liquor, Heaven knows,
wine four inscriptions expressed the descending degrees of drunkenness: the first, that which enlivens; the second, that which which stupefies; the fourth, that which brutalizes. Cf. Henry Morton irritates; the third, that
Huston: eeled with a steel knife. God made only water, but man made wine.
John Marcellus I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
Aldous Huxley: Champagne has the taste of an apple p
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They who drink beer will think beer.
Michael Jackson: (of The Beer Hunter, not the pop star) The Blue Nuns of the beer world? "Premium Lager" is often the code o the label re behaving-badly of a headbanger or a cosily, anorakish bout of beer- boring.
"Best before" dates are nonsense. Most beers can only go dow th exceptions: the minority of bee bottle. "Best before" dates do not do justice to them, either.
T Take that liquor fool with it.
William James: The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power t stimulate the m e diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, un and says yes.
If merely "feeling supremely valid human experience.
Danny Jansen: The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand!
Thomas Jefferson: The habit of using ardent spirits by men in office has occasioned more in I to commence my administration again, the first question I would ask respecting a candidate for office would be, Does he use ardent spirits?
N dearness of wine substit is, in truth, the only antidote to the bane of whisky.
Jerome Klappa Jerome: Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a hom home and simple pleasures, one or two o enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more n s. There is much more to be enjoyed than just the dubious freshment of the bland, sweetish, international brand of lager, the nhill from e moment they leave the brewery. There are, though, important rs that are designed to mature in the homas "Stonewall" Jackson: away; I never touch strong drink. I like it too well to o ystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to arth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour. Sobriety ites, good" could decide, drunkenness would be the jury to the public, and more trouble to me, than all other causes. Were
o nation is drunken where wine is cheap; and none sober where the utes ardent spirits as the common beverage. It ely friends, worth the name; some ne to love and some one to love you; a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two; than enough to - 172 -
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We drink one another's health and spoil
Elizabeth Joce Drunkennesse...is the highway t rink, for thirst is a dangerous thing. your own. line: o hell.
erely talk and never think, ine is the pleasantest subject in the world to discuss. All its ith occasions when people are at their best; with rely meals and the free flow of ideas.
laret is the liquor for boys,
d g out life's evening gray; ell, liss, and which the repressed a starting tear; hen the smiling sage reply'd s been ontrived by man by which so Ben Johnson: As he brews, so shall he drink. Let those that m That live in the wild anarchy of drink. Hugh Johnson: W associations are w relaxation, contentment, leisu Robert Johnson: Wine's a traitor not to trust. Samuel Johnson: C port for me; but he who aspired to be a hero must drink brandy.
Wine gives great pleasure, an every pleasure is itself a good.
Hermit hoar, in solemn cell, Wearin Smite thy bosom, sage, and t What is b way? Thus I spoke; and speaking sigh'ed; Scarce W Come, my lad, and drink some beer.
There is nothing which ha c much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn.
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A man who has been drinkin n be pretty well in unison, but he will probably be offensive, or appear ridiculous, to other people.
Wine gives a company has repressed. It only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
I do not say it is wrong to produce self-complacency by drinking; I o deny that it improves the mind.
W makes him more pleasing to others...This is one of the disadvantages of wine, it makes a man mistake words for though
There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there a fruits that are n
A man who expos getting drunk.
T Let us drink With claret and sherry, theorbo
John Keats: Souls of poets dead and gone, What Elysium have ye known, Happy field or mossy cavern C Have ye tippled drink more fine Than my host's Canary wine?
O' for a draught of vintage! that hath been Cooled a long age in the deed-delved ear Tasting of Flora and the country green, Dance and Provenal song, and sun-burnt m O, for a beaker full of the w F With beaded bubbles winking at the brim, And purple-stained mouth.
Now I like claret...For really 'tis so fine - it fills one's mouth with a gushing freshness - then goes down cool and feverless...and lies quiet as g wine at all freely should never go into a ew company. With those who have partaken of wine with him he may a man nothing. It neither gives him knowledge nor wit; it only nimates a man, and enables him to bring out what a dread of the nly ine makes a man better pleased with himself; I do not say that it ts. re ot good until they are rotten. es himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of homas Jordan: and be merry, dance, joke, and rejoice, and voice! hoicer than the Mermaid Tavern? th, irth! arm South, ull of the true, the blushful Hippocrene,
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it did in the grape; then, it is as fragrant as the Queen Bee, and the more e c Aladdin about his own enchanted p s
Wine is sweet only to happy men.
Robert Earl Kee The road goes on forever but the party never ends.
Jack Kerouac: I after a dog, and he will never bite you; drink always before the thirst and it will never com
Why on eart mind all the time.
J Even though a nu to drink for a living.
Omar Khayyam: You know, my friends, with what a brave caro thereal Part of it mounts into the brain - not assaulting the erebral apartments like a bully in a bad-house...but rather walks like lace so gently that you do not feel his tep. n: drink eternally. Drink always and ye shall never die. Keep running , e upon you. h arent people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the ean Kerr: mber of people have tried, no one has yet found a way use I made a Second Marriage in my house; to spouse. the quotes of Fitzgerald Divorced old barren reason from my bed, And took the daughter of the vine See also from his translation of The called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for alf weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen less and drinking more. ers Dum. sest- nd I, poor I, can get no rest. Rubayat of Omar Khayyam Sam Kinison: I three and a h grand, you don't have a problem.
Eartha Kitt: People these days are thinking
Sarah Kemble Knight: I ask thy Aid, O Potent Rum! Th charm these wrangling Top Thou hast their Giddy Brains pos The man confounded with the Beast- A - 175 -
Intoxicate t O still their Tongues till morning comes!
Jim Koch: Don't forget to stop and smell the hops.
Chris Laidlaw: Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous. hem with thy fumes;
imself than during his sober intervals. ll marry a landlord's daughter sit in the bar, Ann Landers: w should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. Charles Lamb: The drinking man is never less h If ever I marry a wife, I' For then I may And drink cold brandy and water.
People who drink to drown their sorro Cf. a quote from a song by U2 Walter Savage Landor: A kingdom, and not u confused and perverted.
John Larroquette: A Emmy. If I hadn Belushi right now.
Henry Lawson: Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Robert E. Lee: M temperance in all things are commendable and beneficial, abst fr
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why
H The rapturo Of drinking at somebody else's expense. bottle of wine brings as much pleasure as the acquisition of a nlike it in kind: The senses in both cases are few years back I was more a candidate for skid row bum than an 't stopped [drinking], I'd be playing handball with John y experience through life has convinced me that, while moderation and inence om spirituous liquors is the best safeguard of morals and health. I never drink it. enry Sambroke Leigh: us, wild, and ineffable pleasure - 176 -
Jay Leno: I think women get more excited abo th get drunk and make a lot of promises you don't keep. You see, men do that all the time, it's called dating.
V has a private b passengers from other planes stopping in for a drink?
S Cocktails have disinfectant. ut New Year's Eve than men. If you ink about it, you can see why. What do you do on New Year's Eve? You irgin Airlines announced that their new giant double-decker airplane ar. It's a private bar? Is there a big problem with hane Leslie: all the disagreeability without the utility of a
or. I don't like it. It makes me feel good. e who drink. At least they have something to blame Ross Levy: to pursue the one activity that truly hairy girls. always wake up at the crack of ice. pays to get drunk with the best people. drink. e y Scotch, I say, "I'm irsty, not dirty." he noise. i Yeh: runk once in a while. Oscar Levant: I don't drink liqu I envy peopl everything on. Drinking provides a beautiful excuse gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, Joe E. Lewis: I
It
I drink to forget I
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to m is Dean Martin.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with m th
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand t
L It is good to get d What else is there to do?
Wendy Liebman: The only way to have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking. - 177 -
Abraham Lincoln: If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other T blooded to fall into this vice. The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and generosi
It has long been the use of a bad thing, but to the abuse
Vachel Lindsay: Barrel-house kings, with feet unstable, S Pounded on Beat an empty barrel with the handle of a broo
Anita Loos: Always go to a solitary drinker for th
Richard Lovelace: When thirsty grief in wi W Fishes, that tipple in the deep, Know no such liberty.
Martin Luth tankards. Strong beer is the milk of
John Lyly: Long quaffing maketh a short l
Mrs. Lyon: Yet the doctors they do a'gree, T Saul! quoth Neil, 'twill spoil my glee, If they part me and whisky, O.
S It's useless to hold drunk, or running for office.
William Maginn: When a man is drunk, it is no matter upon what he has got drunk.
R class. here seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm- ty. recognized that the problems with alcohol relate not to of a good thing. agged and reeled and pounded on the table, the table, m. e truth! ne we steep hen healths and draughts go free, er: We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our the old. ife. hat whisky's no the drink for me. hirley MacLaine: a person to anything he says while he's in love, abbit Maranville: - 178 -
There is much les quit drinking on May 24, 1927.
Phil Markowski: I have w We have more freedom t over.
Duke of Marlb No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
Don Marquis: s drinking now than there was before 1927, because I no doubt that America is the best place to be a brewer because e don't have the burden of having to carry on a long brewing tradition. o be creative and can gather influences from all ourough: Drink helps us to penetrate the veil; it gives us glimpses of the Magi of hey sit weaving their spells and sowing their seeds of . an old stomach than a new resolve
ater, st ost Perfect State is here hen the kind of old age each person wants is possible to him. Of morality to the bitter end. ou want to cry into your beer, and denies you the
hey say that you may always know the grave of a Virginian as, from where he ermometer at 100 degrees F. [37 C], one of the most delightful and ented, and may be drunk with creation where t incantation to the flowing mind reforms more whisky drinkers Quoting Archy the cockroach Between the years of ninety-two and a hundred and two, we shall be the ribald, useless, drunken, outcast person we have always wished to be. We shall have a long white beard and long white hair; we shall not walk at all, but recline in a wheelchair and bellow for alcoholic beverages; in the winter we shall sit by the fire with our feet in a bucket of hot w a decanter of corn whisky near at hand, and write ribald songs again organized society...We shall know that the Alm w course, all of you may not want the kind we want...some of you may prefer prunes and
Prohibition makes y beer to cry into.
Frederick Marryat: T the quantity of julep he has drunk, mint invariably springs up has been buried.
I must...descant a little upon the mint-julep, as it is, with the th insinuating potations that ever was inv equal satisfaction when the thermometer is as low as 70 degrees [21 C]. - 179 -
M You make any number of promises when you have been drinking all evening. Next morning you won't keep one
Afer is a sober man; he does not drink. What is that to me? I commend a slave for temperance, not a friend.
It is a mistake always drinks till next morning.
Dean Martin: Y
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. artial: . Drink in the morning, Pollio.
to think that Acerra reeks of yesterday's liquor: Acerra ou're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. I'd hate to be a teetotaler Cf. Frank Sinatra Groucho Marx: I was T. T. until prohibition.
John Masefield: So I'm for drinking honestly, and
G And if I drink oblivi So shorten I the stature of my soul.
T Prohibition may be a di hold water.
M Life is a wa and have the time of your life.
F I like to say dark beer is about it, but few people actually go.
W To drink a gla a stagecoach when you can travel by the Orient Express. dying in my boots. erald Massey: on of a day homas L. Masson: sputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't ichelle Mastrolacasa: ste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time . X. Matt: a little bit like going to church: Everybody talks . Somerset Maugham: ss of sherry when you can get a dry martini is like taking - 180 -
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It knowledgeable and start to talk with a highfalutin' vocabulary. But you can only go so far with beer, and I've always liked that.
Charles McCabe 's very hard to get pretentious about beer. You can become : inston Churchill's W habit of guzzling a quart or two a day of good saved civilization from the Luftwaffe, Hegelian logic, ourt: I haven't touched a drop of alcohol since the invention of the funnel. Shane McGowan: me, I walk into a pub and drink 15 pints of ehri: rd for the pedant to solve a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. wine, but in the nature of the drinker. ve made it a rule never to e a drink f dire Raindrops on roses and whiskers on 's 5 or while watching the game; getting so n my na illay: cognac is what Wagnerian love-deaths, and potato pancakes.
Malachy McC
When I need a light inside beer.
M Each subtlety ha I found a drop of wine would dissolve.
Herman Melville: Better sleep with
Menander: Count not the cups; not therein lies excess, In
Henry Louis Mencken: I' after dark.
A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with - even if he drank.
A man loses his sense o after four kisses.
Mike Miles: drink by daylight and never to refus ction after four drinks; a woman loses hers 6 beers me. These are kittens? Ha! For me, it drunk I've forgotte a few of MY favorite things.
Edna St. Vincent M I drank at every vine. - 183 -
I came upon n So w
A. A. Milne: Of beer an e b
John Milton: Bacchus, that first from out Crush'd the sweet poison of mis
Lords are lordliest in their wine.
And when night darken Belial, flown with insolence and w
Henry Mitchell: Never drink from your finger bowl - it con
Molire: Ah, bottle, my friend, why do you empty yourself?
Charles Montague: Burgundy was the winiest wine, the central, essential, th earth.
S A serpent lu Guileful and strong as him who erst betray'd The world's first parents in their bowers of joy.
J If your doctor warns that you have to watch your drinking, find a bar with a mirro
Thomas Moore: Come, send round the wine, and leave points of belief T Wreath the bowl With flowers of soul, The brightest Wit can find us; We'll take flight Tow'rds hea The last was like the first. o wine onderful as thirst.
nthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some rands might be better than others. the purple grape usd wine. s the streets, then wander forth the sons of ine. tains only water. and typical wine, e soul and greatest common measure of all the kindly wines of the usan Moodie: rks within the ruby wine, ohn Mooney: r. o simpleton sages and reasoning fools. ven to-night, - 184 -
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Here's to a friend. He knows you well and likes you just the same. M we have more and more friends, and need them less and less. Pour deep th Camaraderie!
Rick Moranis: M and going to hea this sucks! As Bob McKenzie in S You see, madam cares as well as the senses of your guests to oblivion.
Mike Moriarity: A for fifteen cents. Unfortunately these are the very places that are most corrupted by TV. No more real thinking! e
Christopher Morley: A drink has been arranged and will shortly take
That faint but s desirability of a cocktail.
J Its like gambling someh dont know where youre going to end up the next day g
Henry Vollam Morton: One drink of wine, and you act like a monkey; two drin li you be nd leave dull earth behind us. ay e rosy wine and drink a toast with me; Here's to three: Thee, Wine, and e and my brother always said drowning in beer would be like dying ven. Now he's gone, I got two soakers...This isn't heaven, the movie Strange Brew ydney Owenson Morgan: , your wine is like the nepenthe of Helen, for it gives the bar or a tavern is a place where you can buy a glass of draught beer No more real drinking! The nd of an era! place. ensitive enteric expectancy which suggests the im Morrison: ow. You go out for a night of drinking and you . It could work out ood or it could be disastrous. Its like the throw of the dice. ks, and you strut ke a peacock; three drinks, and you roar like a lion; and four drinks - have like a pig. Cf. Victor Hugo s not large, but I drink out of my own. Alfred de Musset: My glass i
Gerald Nachman: - 185 -
The best thing about a cocktail party is being asked to it.
O Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker.
T A tingle remarkably pleasant, A I wish that I had one present. There is something about a Martini, E And to tell you It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's th
George Jean Na I drink to make other people interesting.
Nicharchus: Bound to die? Were I a gymnast 'twould be the same? Why mind then if by gout I drink myself dead-lame? Either W
Jack Nicholson: Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Nietzsche: T one's self the appe of intoxication.
Where does one not find that bland the spirit! gden Nash: here is something about a Martini; yellow, a mellow Martini; re the dining and dancing begin, the truth, e gin. than: way be carried? So, wine - let lamps be lit! hile life still laughs, we'll make a merry night of it! here is a universal need to exercise some kind of power, or to create for arance of some power, if only temporarily, in the form degeneration which beer produces in
vity or perception to exist, a ensable: intoxication.
ns to call your For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic acti certain physiological precondition is indisp Conan O'Brien: According to the 'New York Daily News', bars all across the city are installing breathalyzer vending machines telling people whether they've had too much to drink. Apparently, if you're drunk, the machine war you not to drive; and if you're really drunk, it warns you not - 186 -
ex-girlfriend. ders. the holiday season is to be drunk. This Year's Eve, when you get so drun ut universally held opinion that anyone coholic. Jos Ortega y Gasset: T has a cause, th
G In the matter of agitation has been a slight i
John Louis O'Su A torchlight procession marching d
Kevin C. O'Higgins: When I think of the hardship involved in having only seven hours to drink on a Sunday my soul shud
William Oldys: Busy, curious, thirsty fly, Drink with me, and drink as I.
Joseph O'Leary: Whisky, drink divine! Why should drivelers bore us With the praise of wine While we've thee before us?
P. J. O'Rourke: The proper behavior all through drunkenness culminates on New k you kiss the person you're married to.
Never refuse wine. It is an odd b who doesn't drink must be an al
he drunken man's happiness is blind. Like everything in the world it e alcohol; but it has no motive. eorge Orwell: drink, the only result of a century of "temperance" ncrease in hypocrisy. llivan: own your throat.
When the mint is in the liquor and its fragrance on the glass, ollection that can never, never pass. vid: e, sorrow and worry take wing. ive a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a ! Clarence Ousley: It breathes a rec
O When there is plenty of win
Bill Owen: G lifetime
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Clementine Paddleford: B another beer.
Dorothy Parker: I like to drink martinis Two at the T Four, I'
Three highballs
They resumed frie liquor, before more liquor drew them in
Blaise Pascal: Too much and too little wine. Give hi him too much, the same.
Louis Pasteur: Wine is the most healthful
Tom Pastorius: (president of Pennsylvania Brewing) It's time they used their imagination and came up with another th tax. Beer is not a sin. Beer is good for you and every b
Walter Pater: I hardly know wherein philosophy and win th merchants; some short measure.
T Not drunk is he w Can rise along and still drink more But drunk is he who prostrate lies Without the power to drink or rise. A So fill me a bum "Heeltap" is slang for the last sip of liquor left in a glass. Often, people who left any liquor in their glasses were calle eer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is very most. hree, I'm under the table; m under my host. , and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi. ndly relations only in the brief magnanimity caused by to new battle. m none, he cannot find truth; give and most hygienic of beverages. ing to body should drink eer. e are alike unless it be in this, at the philosophers exchange their ware for money, like the wine- of them with a mixture of water or worse, or giving homas Peacock: ho from the floor heeltap! A heeltap! I never could bear it! per, a bumper of claret!
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heel of a sh finished. A "bumper" is a glass that is full to the rim. T to prevent it.
find oe, which the cobbler removed when the shoe was here are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, Cyril Pearl: If you carry out a blindfold test...you'll that the beer snob is just as much a galah as the wine snob. : All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, . It The smaller the drink, the clearer the head, and the cooler the blood. Samuey Pepys: Thanks be to God. Since my leaving the drinking of wine, I do find myself much d my business better, ss time lost in idle company. om Perignon: ! champagne. :
Champagne and orange juice is a great drink. The orange improves the champagne. The champagne definitely improves the orange.
William Penn dismounts the mind and unmans men reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and bad.
better, and do min a
Walter Percy: Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust.
Antonio Perez: Wine is an old man's milk.
D Come quickly, I am tasting stars Attributed to him when he supposedly discovered Johnston Peter I really don't drink, but I'll split a quart with you.
nd do spend less money, and le Philip, Duke of Edinburgh: - 189 -
Plato: Boys should abstain from all use of wine until their eighteenth hear, for it
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Titus Maccius Plautus: T wrestler.
Pliny: It has become quite a common proverb that vino veritas.)
Edgar Allen Poe: Filled with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber, Through the chamber of my brain - Q Come to life and fade aw What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
is wrong to add fire to fire. his is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning in wine there is truth. (In
uaintest thoughts - queerest fancies - ay; Bill Pollman: (Bartender at the Fox & Hounds Tavern in St. Louis) g conversations. My biggest job is to introduce people and give them some commonality. wl soul. tephen Potter: ule is to state that the bouquet is better than the taste, illiam Powell: ng is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Bars are about people havin
Alexander Pope: There St. John mingles with my friendly bo The feast of reason and the flow of
S A good general r and vice versa.
Richard Porson: I went to Frankfurt, and got drunk With the most learn'd professor, Brunck; I went to Worms, and got more drunken With that more learn'd professor, Ruhnken.
W The important thi - 190 -
Now, a Manha s As Nick Charles in The Thin Man Terry Pratchett: T having them.
George Dennison Prentice: W blush upon his cheek, his liquor generally does it instead.
Matthew Prior: They never taste who always drink. In Fell adder
Roger Protz Many people tell me they have visited the US, fa drinkable and turned in desperation to imp T wave or "spe ales of remarkable quality.
Franois Rabelais: There are...more old drunkards than old physicians.
I drink no more th
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drin
Sir Walter Raleigh: It for all other vanit shake off the delight of beastlines the more he will delight in it, and the older he gro be subject to it, for it dulleth the spirits doth the old tree.
Paul Ram Between each wine and each dish one should drink a mouthful of pur fresh water, preferably not (or only slightly) aerated.
ttan you always shake to fox-trot time, a Bronx to two- tep time, a dry martini you always shake to waltz time. here are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not hen a man has been intemperate so long that shame no longer paints a the flowers that wreathe the sparkling bowl s hiss and poisonous serpents roll. iled to find anything orted Bass and Guinness. hey are unaware that some 400 (now nearly 1,500) micro, craft, new cialty" brewers now operate, many of them concentrating on an a sponge. k. were better for a man to be subject to any vice than to drunkenness, ies and sins are recovered, but a drunkard will never s; for the longer it possesseth a man, weth the more he shall and destroyeth the body, as ivy ain (a French doctor): e - 191 -
T When totally d Mitch Ratliffe: A human history - with the possible exceptions of ha
Gregory Ratoff: J you weren't a b nothing but a common drunk.
Ravenscroft: N And what gave thee th Cinnamon and Ginger, Nutmeg and Cloves, And that gave me my jolly red Nose.
Agnes Repplier: If his general emptiness is ascertained, his friends invariably credit him with a host of shining qualities which, we are given to understand, lie balked and frustrated by his one
Friedrich Wilhelm Riese: Where else can you find you h and hurrah the malt, the In the opera Martha Edwin Arlington Robinson: Miniver Cheevy, born too Scratched his head and Miniver coughed and called it f A
ony Randall: isgusted with the human race, I become a social drinker. As Alexander Coffman in Let's Make Love computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in ndguns and tequila. ohn [Huston], if you weren't the son of my beloved friend Walter, and if rilliant writer and a magnificent director, you'd be ose, Nose, Nose, Nose? at jolly red Nose? a man be discreet enough to take to hard drinking in his youth, before
unfortunate weakness. such good beer? So brown and stout and ealthful too! The porter's health I drink to you! Yes, hurrah the hops, y are life's flavors and life's salt! late, kept on thinking; ate, nd kept on drinking. Earl Rochester: n), erformed slightly, but go about it with all due deliberation and care, as holy priests to sacrifice, or performance of burglary and shop-lifting. e about you) travel from If you have a grateful heart (which is a miracle amongst you statesme show it by directing the bearer to the best wine in town, and pray let not this highest point of sacred friendship be p as discreet thieves to the wary Let your well-discerning palate (the best judg - 192 -
cellar to cellar and the fo
Karyl Roosevelt: D lot at poker.
L. Rosenstiel: Brandy, whisky - liquor generally - can - like sugar, salt, and many other b
Bertrand Russell: D negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness.
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George Saintsbury: All alcoholic drinks, rightly used, are good for body and soul alike; but as a restorative of both there is nothing like brandy.
Scaliger: The sot Loserus is drunk twice a day, Bibinus only once; now of these say, Which may a man the greatest drunkard call? Bibinus still, for he's drunk once and all.
L. Schefer: T
A Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Sir Walter Sc A to itself, and that is what few things can do.
Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with g
Scott and Smith: "B "Taprooms" and "taverns" and "pubs" are absurd; G A respectable name like "beverage room."
n from piece to piece till it has lighted on wine fit r its noble choice and my approbation. runks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose a be quite beneficial except that it things - if taken in excess liquor can e very harmful. runkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter? hey make much of our drinking, but never think of our thirst. rnold Schwarzenegger: ott: glass of good wine is a gracious creature, and reconciles poor morality reatness. ar" is a nasty, a horrible word, ive us a name with a resonant boom, - 193 -
Seinfeld: C every time we go out to a nice restaura a menu?
J 'Tis not the drinking that is to be blamed, but the excess.
Seneca: D
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
Wine kindles anger.
Pete Sermond: If guest, present thirst, future thirst, the goodness of the wine, and any other excuse you choose!
William Shakespeare: Drink...provokes and unprovokes, it provokes th a equivocator with lechery and it takes him off.
O God! that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away th transform ourselves into beasts.
Come, come, good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used; exclaim no more against it.
Give me a bowl of wine: I Nor cheer of mind, that I was wont to have.
A A soldier's but a man; A life's but a span; Why then let a soldier drink.
Good wine needs no bush. an't we just get rid of wine lists? Do we really have to be reminded nt that we have no idea what we re doing? Why don't they just give us a trigonometry quiz with the ohn Selden: runkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view. I remember right there are five excuses for drinking: the visit of a e desire, but it takes way the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an : it makes him and it mars him; it sets him on eir brains; that we should with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, have not that alacrity of spirit, nd let me the canakin clink: - 194 -
The "bush" is a vine hung over a bottle of wine to advertise it. What is meant here is that good wine needs no such ornament - its quality speaks for itself. Cf. Syrus. gora great gap of time
t makes him a fool, the second mads him, and a ome, thou monarch of the vine, pink eye! up us, till the world go round! known by, let s call thee devil! A good sherris-sack hath a two-fold operation in it. It ascends me into e foolish and dull and crudy vapours which environ it; makes it apprehensive, quick, forgetive, full of nimble ble shapes...The second property of your excellent of pusillanimity and owardice; but the sherris warms it and makes it course from the n, om, man, to arm; and en the vital commoners and inland petty spirits muster me all to their courage; and this valor comes of sherris. devil.
mall beer. would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety. d unhappy brains for drinking. Give me to drink mandra That I might sleep out this My Anthony is away. One draught above hea third drowns him.
C Plumpy Bacchus with In thy fats our cares he drown'd, With thy grapes our hairs be crown'd: C
O thou invisible spirit of wine! If thou has no name to be u
If I had a thousand sons, the first human principle I would teach them is to foreswear thin potations.
the brain; dries me there all th fiery and delecta sherris is, the warming of the blood; which, before cold and settled, left the liver white and pale, which is the badge c inwards to the parts extreme. It illumineth the face, which, as a beaco gives warning to all the rest of this little kingd th captain, the heart, who, great and puffed up with this retinue, doth any deed of
Every inordinate cup is unblessed and the ingredient is a
There shall be in England seven halfpenny loaves sold for a penny; the three-hooped pot shall have ten hoops; and I will make it felony to drink s
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I have very poor an
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Potations pottle-
A cup of hot wine with not a drop of allaying Tiber in't. deep.
am strong and lusty; For in my youth I never did apply us liquors in my blood. k, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes nd ale? g; so full of valor that they at the ground for kissing of et. hat three things does drink especially provoke? urine. ale is a dish for a king. general joy o' the whole table. u, walk with you, and so you, nor pray with you. Strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends. I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. ch we endure the operation of life. A mind of the calibre of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.
s at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning. my father he kept ladling gin down her throat till she came to so sudden that she bit the bowl off the spoon. Alcohol produces artificial happiness, artificial courage, artificial gaiety, Though I look old, yet I Hot and rebellio
I am falser than vows made in wine.
Dost thou thin a
I told you, sir, they were red-hot with drinkin smote the air, for breathing in their faces, be their fe
Macduff: W Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and
A quart of
I drink to the
I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with yo following; but I will not eat with you, drink with
And do as adversaries do in law,
George Bernard Shaw:
Alcohol is the anesthesia by whi
Alcohol is a very necessary article...It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do thing
They all thought she was dead; but
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artificia would otherwise be unable to endure their condition. To them alcohol is a blessing. Unfortunately, as it acts by destroying conscience, self- control, and the normal functioning of the body, it produces crime, disease, and l self-satisfaction, thus making life bearable for millions who
degradation.
o sit at the end of the day and drink wine with friends, or substitutes for friends? Drink to the lass;
rant stood my me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was d by each other. dward Rowland Sill: l's brink, let the thirsty think, what they say in Japan: e drink takes the man! What is better than t
R. B. Sheridan: A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar. Let the toast pass; I'll warrant she'll prove an excuse for the glass! William T. Sherman: G drunk, and now we stan
Toots Shor: Anybody that can't get drunk by midnight ain't trying.
E At the punch-bow first the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then th Cf. a Japanese proverb Homer Simpson: Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd ur own mother just to get one. ou and you don't like me - so let's just do with beer. mindless happiness when I had beer all n to all of life's problems. art's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that--building--thingie--where our beds and TV--is. step over yo
All right, brain, I don't like y this and I'll get back to killing you
Just think, I turned to a cult for along.
Alcohol, the cause and solutio
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: B - 197 -
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
rned water into wine, he obviously wasn't thinking of
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the When that guy tu us Duff drinkers. Frank Sinatra: morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Cf. Dean Martin Sydney Smith: What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Brittania? What event more awfully important to an English brewhouse? Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Jo drink too much. Then again, don't drink t ad men live that they may eat an en eat and drink t se in saying that it's all right in moderation. ave arsenic in moderatio It is funny the two things men are proudest of are the things that any nd colony than the erection of its first
hanssen: oo d drink, hat they o n?...Wine is Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't little.
Socrates: B whereas good m may live.
Lord Soper: I don't think alcohol is the Devil in solution, but it causes a great deal of misery. It is n u Shall we h the juice of the grape gone bad. John C. Squire: But I'm not so think as you drunk I am. Stanlicus: He who drinks one glass a day Will live to die some other way. Gertrude Stein: man can do and doing does in the same way, that is, being drunk a being the father of their son. - 198 -
Sir Richard Steele: I will come within a pint of wine. A little in drink, Sterne: T their state twice; that is, once drunk and once sober: Drunk - that their councils might not want of vigor; and sober - t d but at all times your faithful husband. he ancient Goths of Germany...[debated] everything of importance to hat they might not want iscretion. Cf. Herodotus t- o-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! evil had done for the rest- 's a long time between drinks. ead Eliza "Mother" Stewart: omless pit has such influence to not Champagne is a great levelerer - leveler. It makes you my equal.
Both quotes are from the move The Philadelphia Story cannot eat but little meat; ut sure I think that I can drink hat I go bare, take ye no care, -cold: Robert Louis Stevenson: Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Ches Y Drink and the d Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
It Quoting a governor of South Carolina, possibly John M. Moreh Wine is bottled poetry.
No power on Earth or above the bott terrorize and make cowards of men as the liquor power. Satan could have fallen on a more potent instrument with which to thrall the world. Alcohol is king!
James Stewart: Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes. John Still: I My stomach is not good; B With him that wears a hood. T I am nothing a - 199 -
I stuff my skin so full within
Back and side go Both foot and hand go cold; But belly, God sent the good ale en
Jonathan Swift: B Much drinking, little thinking. T This wine should be eaten, it is too good to be drunk. P He injures the absent Y Cf. Of jolly good ale and old. bare, go bare, ough, Whether it be new or old. etter belly burst than good liquor be lost. averns are places where madness is sold by the bottle. ublius Syrus: who quarrels with a drunken man. ou need not hang up the ivy-branch over the wine that will sell. Shakespeare To dispute with a drunkard is to debate with an empty house. Booth Tarkington: hat will be believed of any man whatsoever, and to drink. ir William Temple: ss for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good ine is wont to show the mind of man. s as much as you do. unter S. Thompson: anity to anyone, but There are two things t one of them is that he has taken
Robert Tefton: Drunkenness: A temporary but popular cure for Catholicism.
S The first gla humor, and the fourth for mine enemies.
Theognis: W
Dylan Thomas: An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drink
H I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or ins they've always worked for me. - 200 -
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ood people drink good beer. Flying Dog Brewery named their Gonzo Imperial Porter in his honor. H Water is the only drin
James Thurber: It be amused by it
Some American writers who have known each other for years have nev met in the daytime or when both were sober.
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It takes that je ne sais quoi which we call sophistication for a woman to be magnificent in a drawing-room w s
Paul Tomkins: If under your pillow, the Beer Fairy will leave you a k
Charlotte Elizabeth To Why, it seems every man as gets his w shilling in drink, at the tap w p must do like the W No alcoholic l premises not being licensed for this added stimulant. Mr. Dwyer i had never sough enry David Thoreau: k for a wise man. 's a naive domestic burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll s presumption. er ne martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. hen her faculties have departed but he herself has not yet gone home. you enjoy your alcohol, remember this: If you put your old, rotten liver eg. nna: ages is expected to lay out a here they wait for the money. 'Tis all of a iece with the rest of the robbery plan; but a man can't help himself - he rest. illiam Trevor: iquor was ever served in the Ballroom of Romance, the n fact t a license for any of his premises, knowing that romance and alcohol were difficult commodities to mix, especially in a Mark Twain: ger for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman
opper and is the saving of him. onducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety. dignified ballroom. Give an Irishman la is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whisky polishes the c
What marriage is to morality, a properly c - 201 -
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. ater taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody. hat, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober. ple plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will ave no revolution among them. eaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. and unfair, he vintners that put water in our wine. beer: Frothy on top, dregs on the bottom, the middle excellent. When the wine goes in, strange things come out. Who loves not women, wine and song is whole life long. Andrey Voznesensky: ink, they spill. r Tom Waits: king problem except when I can't get one. has been drinking, not me.
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Kenneth Tynan: W
Queen Victoria: Give my peo h
Gore Vidal: T
Franois Villon: These traitorous thieves, accursd T
Voltaire: Englishmen are like their own
Johann von Schiller:
Johann Heinrich Voss: Remains a fool h The above quote is often wrongly ascribed to Martin Luther. Where people dr
Brock Wagner: If you are doing this just because you want to make money, your bee has no soul.
I don't have a drin
The piano Thomas Warton: Thus too, the matchless bard, whose lay resounds - 202 -
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All-powerful Ale! Whose sorrow-soothing sweets Oft I repeat in vacant afternoon.
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Denzel Washington: I made a commitment to compl might hamper me from getting my floodgates of goodness have o
George Washington: I use no por a
Evelyn Waugh: Beer is acceptable v overpraised in the immediate past by poets of the scho and Bellow. It is a fine honest staple rather than a theme for p
B that have to do with sluggish and urinating frequently?
Wine is a bride who brings a great dowry to the man who woos her persistently and gracefu
It is difficult to enjoy a good wine in a bad glass.
Charles Henry Webb: Turn out more ale, turn up the light; I
John Webster: Is not old wine wholesomest?
he Splendid Shilling's praise, in nightly gloom garret, pined for cheerful ale. ith British ale improving British worth. etely cut out drinking and anything that mind and body together. And the pened upon me-spiritually and financially. ter...in my family, but such as is made in America: both these rticles may now be purchased of an excellent quality. very late at night at the end of a party. It has many aluable functions but I cannot help thinking that it has been a little ol of Chesterton oetry. eer commercials are so patriotic: 'Made the American Way.' What does America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling lly; she turns her back on a rough approach. will not go to bed tonight. John Welsh: I'm going to buy a boat...do a little traveling, and I'm going to be drinking beer! Welsh is a Brooklyn bus driver who won $30 million in the New York state lottery. - 203 -
Rudyard Wheatley: I've always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap.
Oscar Wilde: Work is the curse of the drinking class. The above quote is occasionally ascribed to W. C. Fields. Now and then it is a joy to have one's table red with wine and roses.
Kaiser Wilhelm: Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Tennessee Williams: A drinking man's someone who wants to forget he isn't still young an' believ g. a system that we live in. Liquor is one way out an' death's e other. Wilson: ladness, don't forget hat water only makes you wet. was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in ry for poor old Corky that I hadn't the heart to touch y breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself. t of these wet clothes and into a dry martini. esses made out of gunny sacks, but who nce and heat, are distilled here to a fiery, ust behind my shoulder-blades some dry thing, wide- yed, gently closes, gradually lulls itself to sleep. This is rapture. This is in
Mendacity is th
Larry Leon While beer brings g T
P. G. Wodehouse: It advance of medical thought. I was so darned sor m Alexander Wollcott: I must get ou Morrison Wood: It is, of course, entirely possible to cook without using wine. It is also possible to wear suits and dr wants to? Virginia Woolf: Wine has a drastic, an astringent taste. I cannot help wincing as I drink. Ascent of flowers, radia yellow liquid. J e relief. - 204 -
Lawrence Wright: Man in all periods has been willing to walk miles for a drink, but not for a bath. S 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coi
X For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled w water, but was agreeabl w the barley swim.
William Butler Yeats: W And love comes in at the eye; That's all we shall know Before we grow o
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I and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroye d
A A journalist invents his lies, and rams them d S
tephen Wright: ncidence? enophon: ith e to those who were used to it. They drank this ith a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw ine comes in at the mouth for truth ld and die. ut some men is that when they are not drunk they re sober. have certainly seen more men destroyed by the desire to have a wife d by rink or harlots. statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by note. own your throat. o stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote. Henny Youngman: , I gave up reading. ks ght out of the bottle. iniature cocktail: You drink one and in a miniature out. ime is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. rank Zappa: - it elps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear When I read about the evils of drinking
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drin ri
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F You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline h weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - 205 -
MISCELLANEOUS
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A pleasure.
A - Ecclesiastes
A man hath no better thing under the sun, than a - Ecclesiastes
ght, till wine inflame them. it is red, when it giveth his color in t. At the last it biteth like a serpent ready to perish, and win ri ging. HE BIBLE new friend is as new wine: when it is old, thou shalt drink it with - Ecclesiastes feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry. to eat, and to drink, nd to be merry. Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until ni - Isaiah
Look not thou upon the wine when the cup, when it moveth itself arigh , and stingeth like an adder. - Proverbs
Give strong drink unto him that is e unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him d nk, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more. - Proverbs
Wine is a mocker, strong drink is ra - Proverbs
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W babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath T - Proverbs
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Stay me with flagons, comfort me with apples: for I am sick
L that are asleep to speak.
Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake thine other ho hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who hath redness of eyes? hey that tarry long at the wine. ine that maketh glad the heart of man. of love. - Song of Solomon ike the best wine...that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those - Song of Solomon and infirmities. - I Timothy THE APOCRYPHA ow exceeding strong is wine! It causeth all men to err who drink it. ine and women will make men of understanding to fall away. HE QUR'AN berry of the grape. . - Ashanti
look at a drunken man hen you are sober. - Chinese t after wine dribbles in. - Chinese oroughly sure. - Czech
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PROVERBS FROM AROUND THE WORLD Good wine praises itself. - Arabian
When the cock is drunk, he forgets about the hawk
Pretty wife, old wine - many friends. - Bulgarian
If you want a plan by which to stop drinking, w
Truth dribbles ou
The government will fall that raises the price of beer. - Czech
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be th - 207 -
What th - e sober man has in his heart, the drunken man has on his lips. Danish Cf. Steve Fergosi hen the beer is in the man, is the wisdom in the can? mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer. - Ancient ood ale is meat, drink and cloth. - English English ght sober. - Flemish expensive. - French - French r, except the joy of the wine in being He who drinks a little too much drinks much too much. - German
y is lead in the morning, silver at noon, gold at night. - German
In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is strength. In water there is bacteria. - German
The brewery is the best drug store. Take the drink for the thirst that is W
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Cider smiles in your face, and then cuts your throat. - English
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C Beer on cider makes a bad rider.
Good ale will make a cat speak. - English
What a man says drunk he has
There are more old drunkards than old doctors. - French
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Eat at plea
Nothing equals the joy o drunk. - French Brand - German
yet to come. - Irish ider on beer makes good cheer, - thou is only the first bottle that is sure, drink by measure. f the drinke
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Sweet is the wine but sour is the paym
Thirst is the end of drinking, and sorrow is the end of Ir
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What whiskey will not cure,
Old wine and friends i
When wine sinks, words swim
It is the man who drinks the first bottl drinks the first, and finall J Cf. ent. - Irish drunkenness. - ish hen the liquor was gone the fun was gone. - Irish there is no cure for. - Irish mprove with age. - Italian . - Italian e of sak; then the second bottle y it is the sak that drinks the man. - apanese Edward Rowland Sill Man's way to God is with beer in the hand. - Ko
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For a bad night, a mattress of
Water for oxen, wine for kin
One drink is just right; two is t - Cf. ffyar tribe hat soberness conceals, drunkenness reveals. - Latin he sober man's secret is the drunken man's speech. - Russian near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk arefully. - Russian hey speak of my drinking, but never of my thirst. - Scottish drink and loth to leave it off. - Scottish not be tale tellers. - Scottish wine. - Spanish gs. - Spanish oo many; three are too few. - Spanish Haynes
No children without sex; no drunk
He who does not know beer die
enness without beer. - Sumerian s not knowing what is good. - Sumerian - 209 -
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Beware of the man who does not drink. - Origin unkno
ANONYMOUS (MORE OR LESS)
I always remember my first martini - by the third one it gets a little fuzzy.
A productive drunk is the bane of moralists.
I fear the man who drinks water A - From a Greek anth
A drink is shorter than a tale.
When the beer bubbles, the masses Daily, Beijing, China
The Beer Prayer Our lager, W Hallowed be thy drink. T (I will be drunk), At home as in the tavern. Give us this day our A As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, B For thine is the beer, the bitter and t F Barmen
I think someone should invent Beergua actually spill Scotch on the ca
D man without a beer is like a lawnmower without grass. - United ver the bottle many a friend is found. - Yiddish iddish wn nd so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. ology, translated by Dudley Fitts forget their troubles. - The People's hich art in barrels, hy will be drink, foamy head, nd forgive us our spillages, ut deliver us from hangovers. he lager. orever and ever, rd, because how often do you rpet? rink a highball at nightfall and be good fellows while you may- - 210 -
For tomorrow may bring sorrow, so tonight let's all be gay. - University of Pennsylvania song
He is not drunk gratis, who pays reason for his shot.
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There was an old hen A And every damned morning She laid another egg; She was the best damned On the whole damned farm And another little drink W - American folk song
H Who caught his death by drinking cold small beer; Soldiers, take heed from his untimely
runkenness is a pair of spectacles to see the devil and all his works. nd she had a wooden leg,
chicken - ouldn't do us any harm. ere sleeps in peace a Hampshire Grenadier, fall, And when you're hot, drink strong, or not at all. ter Churchyard
lcohol! drink? e I'll have another rink. he alcofluence of incohol. m just a little slort of sheep. ool so feelish don't know why o just one more to fill me up. - Epitaph in Winches I drink, therefore, I am.
Instant Party Animal - Just Add A - Button
I want a relationship that involves more than sex. Do you
Everybody should believe in something -- I believ d
Ode to a Drinker Starkle Starkle, little twink, Who the heck you are I think. I'm not under what they call T I'm not drunk as thinkle peep, I' Tee drinkies makes a guy F Really don't know who's me yet. The drunker I stay, the longer I get. S I've all day sober to Sunday up. - 211 -
When ale is in, wit is out. - 14th C
W - Inscription over the door of the Devil Tavern's Apollo Room
Of all the meat
There are more gluttons than drunkards in hell.
A on to.
Remember, Euboulos the sober, you who pas A - From a Greek anthology,
O, my dark Rosaleen, D The priests are on the ocean green, They march along the deep; There's win U And Spanish ale shall give you hope My dark Rosaleen. - 18th c. Irish ballad
The person who frequently is tight as a drum is seldom fit as a fiddle.
H Freely thy wine - I'm thirsty as of yore.
O cocktail hour into three or four.
Y pronounce it.
G To cheer both great and small; Little fools sometimes drink too much And great fools not at all. - Anonymous verse at entury ine is the milk of Venus. in the world, drink goes down the best. n Irishman is not drunk as long as he still has a blade of grass to hang s by, nd drink: there is one Hades for all men. translated by Dudley Fitts o not sigh, do not weep! e from the royal Pope, pon the ocean green; ere lies Anacreon: then, stranger, pour - Greek epigram ne trouble with modern civilization is that too many people stretch the ou have had too much to drink if you feel sophisticated and can't od in His goodness sent the Grape Manuel's Tavern in Atla
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A the sanctity of the home preserved.
T - Law, the City of Augsburg, 13th Century
An alcoholic spends his life committing suicide on the installment plan - that is, he drinks like a fish but not the same thing.
I feel no pain But oh, I am so dry! O And leave me there to die. - Anonymous,
The only advantage of having lived through the Age of Prohibition is that any liquor tasted good.
I was dro - U2, "Until the End of the Wo Cf. court says a man has the right to get drunk in his own home. Thus is he selling of bad beer is a crime against Christian love.
dear mother now, take me to a brewery, 19th Century wning my sorrows, but my sorrows, they learned to swim. rld" Ann Landers If you'd know when you've enough O It's time to quit When you fall d
Reality is a hallucinat
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
Oh, I wish I had a barrel of rum and sugar three tho A I'd drink to all good fellows who come from far and near, I'm a ramblin', gamblin' helluva engineer! - Georgia Tech fight song
People who drink and drive are putting the q
The first thing in the human personality that al
'Tis clear, since Brandy kill'd To That drinking rids us of the cares o
A drunkard is like a whiskey-bo f the punch and the claret cup the blessed stuff own and can't get up. ion brought on by lack of alcohol. usand pounds, college bell to put it in and a clapper to stir it 'round, uart before the hearse. cohol dissolves is dignity. m's scolding wife, f life. ttle, all neck and belly and no head. - 213 -
Whoever serves beer or wine wat to drown. - Medieval exhortation for p
The corkscrew - a useful key to unlock the storehouse of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front- p
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Had the earliest morality developed under the influence of beer, there w - Frat boy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
A toast to the Cocktail Party W And friends are stabbed.
If drinking is interfer drinker. If work i a
If, as the F Why did He burn His churches down And save Hotaling's Whis
1906 quake and
Nothing can be more frequent than an occasion
Friendships are not always preserved in alco
Who needs a born-on date when you're in the delivery room - Sign in RiverRock Brewery in Little Rock, Ark.
Beer: Take pure spring water. The finest grains. The rich And then run them through a horse.
F When the bottles are empty we'll thunder for more, For to make our hearts cheerful we'll merrily sing W - 17th century ballad ered down, he himself deserves in them ure beverages door of fellowship, and the gate of leasant folly. ot all men who drink are poets. Some of us drink because we aren't ould be not good or evil, there would be "kind of nice" or "pretty cool." here olives are speared ing with your work, you're probably a heavy s interfering with your drinking, you're probably an lcoholic. y say, God spanked this town or being much too frisky, key? - Poem inspired when San Francisco's largest distillery survived the subsequent fire al drink. hol. ? est ingredients. or the Liquor of life we do dearly adore, ith a rousing full Bumper to Caesar, our King. - 214 -
The correct order of beverages is starting with the most temperate and ending with the most heady.
If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates fam y the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers li compromise! - An
Rugged Individualism, Beer Linked - San Antonio (Texas) Express- News headline
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ily life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if ou mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, to comfort ttle crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not anonymous congressman on whiskey can tell you that the whole micro thing drives [Anheuser-Busch VP of him that these pstart companies are coming in and implying that his family's product - Anonymous beer executive he road to great wine is littered with beer bottles. cook with wine...sometimes I even put it in food. I'm tired of gin I'm tired of sin And after last night, Oh boy, and I tired.
Remember, "I" before "E" except in Budweiser.
To some, it's a six-pack; to me, it's a support group.
The Great Spirit, who made all things, made every thing for some use, and whatever use he designed anything for, that use it should always be put to. Now, when he made rum, he said "Let this be for the Indians to get drunk with," and it must be so. - An anonymous Native American elder
Many a woman drives a man to drink - water.
Saint Patrick was a gentleman Who through strategy and stealth Drove all the snakes from Ireland Here's a drinkee to his health! - 215 -
But not too many drinkees Lest we lose ourselves and then Forget the good Saint Patrick And see them snakes again!
D me, you'll be under the table.
Draft beer, not people. eat advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can old your tongue and, moreover, you can time any little irregularity of care. oamed and drinking water didn't. ime don't let it slip away, - Aerosmith rink what you want, drink what you're able. If you are drinking with
It's a gr h your own so that everybody else is so blind that they don't see or
Good old days: Beer f
Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, never fear.
T Raise your drinking glass Here's to yesterday.
Real women don't drink light beer. - New Glarus Brewing Co. bumper sticker
Let no man thirst for lack of Real Ale. - Commonwealth Brewing Co., Boston, Massachusetts
In Vino Veritas In Cervesio Felicitas (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is joy.)
The best beer is where priests go to drink.
P But who am I that I should have the best of anything? Let pri
- Anonymous, in the "Spectator", July 31, 1920, sometimes attributed Hon. G.W.E. Russell or to Lord Neaves
In the event of a major world disaster, youll be a lot more popular th some guy who collects stamps. - Advertisement for ure water is the best of gifts that man to man can bring, nces revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free, Whisky, or wine, or even beer is good enough for me. to an Northern Brewer
History flows forward on rivers of beer. - 216 -
Ir food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol.
To alcohol, the nights that you'll never remember, with the friend n
If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheelchair.
Beer does not make you fat. It makes you lean - against bars, poles tables.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't rem if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. (Different authors quote different numbers.)
I have yet to meet a woman that I couldn't drink pretty.
Drink and the world drinks with you. Swear off and you drink alone.
Reality is an illusion created
Thought when sober, said when drunk.
Don't stir yourself sir! I'll muzzle that inebriated canary! ish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult s you'll ever forget. and ember
by the lack of alcohol.
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Tipsy Trivia I cannot vouch for the veracity of all these claims. However, they are fun
Worldwide, approximately 20,000 brands of beer are brewed in 180 styles.
English inns were once Customers who left town to drink in rural ta to ponder. required to pay a tax known as a "scot." verns were said to be drinking "scot free."
When consumed with boiled or pickled eggs, beer sometimes causes a malfunction of the olfactory senses.
The oldest recipe for beer in Europe was found in the ruins of the Spanish village of Geno, and dates back more than 3,000 years.
Hippocrates recommended prescribing beer for its tranquilizing properties and because it quenches thirst, eases speech, and strengthens the heart and gums. (At least, he thought so!)
With 400 different brands of beer, Belgium has more brands than any other nation on Earth.
Emperor Carlos V was the first beer importer, and one of its most illustrious aficionados. It is said that, even in his retirement in Yuste, he kept a Flemish brewer in his reduced entourage.
Chatbir zoo in Punjab State, India, serves brandy to its bears to keep them warm in the winter.
Reno, NV has the highest rate of alcoholism in the US; Provo, UT has the lowest.
In Kentucky, you are considered sober until you cannot hold onto the ground. (Can you imagine the DUI tests in that state?)
In the mid 1970s, Australians were the third biggest per capita beer drinkers, after Germans and Belgians. In the 1990s, though, they weren't even in the top ten!
The tune of "The Star Spangled Banner" was derived from "Anacreon," a - 218 -
British drinking song.
John Wagner, who had a small brewery in back of his house on St. John Street in Philadelphia, brewed the first lager in the United States. He brought the first lager yeast to the US from a brewery Bavaria.
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eer. h ed Beer is great for controlling slugs in your garden! You can make a slug trap by pouring 2-5 cm of beer in cottage cheese, margarine, or other similar containers and placing them near plants prone to slug damage with the rims 3 cm above the surface of the soil. (No word on what brand of beer that slugs prefer, though.)
Here's to your health #1: Both red wine and dark beer are rich in flavonoids, which are believed to have a positive effect on blood press and cholesterol levels.
Here's to your health #2: We already know red wine may protect your heart. But a recent study by a Harvard pathologist showed that resveratrol, an antioxidant in red wine, may increase the lifespan of yeast cells. It significantly lengthens the lives of fruit flies, too. (Does it work in humans? We hope!)
Here's to your health #3: Canadian researchers found that one beer ups antioxidant activity, which may protect the heart and brain from oxidative damage. A Tufts study suggested that it has bone benefits, to (However, drink responsibly!)
Americans drink three million gallons of orange juice per day. We drink over fifteen million gallons of beer daily. This means that on average, Americans drink five times more beer than orange juice.
If everyone quit drinking alcoholic beverages, twenty million starving people could be fed on the grain saved. (However, the old starving- children-in-Africa warhorse isn't going to get me to give up my b Actually, it would be better if we all gave up beef!)
One day in Poland, a brewery developed a plumbing problem in whic beer was accidentally pumped into the incoming water supply. The result: Residents of the town got free beer on tap at their kitchen sinks, bathrooms and garden faucets. (Those lucky Poles!)
The term 'toddlers' originated in England. There were impurities in the drinking water that disallowed the water to be used for drinking. A common alternative drink was beer (it was cheep, plentiful and the water used to make it was treated during the initial boiling during brewing). Toddlers, just weaning off of mothers milk were unaccustom - 219 -
to the effects of beer. This coupled with the fact that they were just learning how to walk really made them toddle. (Those lucky English tots!
The familiar Scandinavian toast skl derives from scole, the drinking bowl shaped like the upper half of ) a human skull. Originally, these bowls B.C.) uld be put to death for diluting beer. (Let's hear it for hips in Finland, first prize is the were fashioned from the actual skulls of enemy killed in battle.
According to The Code of Hammurabi of ancient Babylonia (c. 1750 a merchant co Hammurabi!)
At the Wife Carrying World Champions wifes weight in beer. - 220 -
Rules for Surviving a Horror Movie
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When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead. If you find that your house was built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed necrophili satanic practices, move away immediately. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. Don't mumble to yourself, either - if you can't read silently, you have no business with such a thing anyway. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. If you find a town that looks deserted, it's probably that way for a reason. Take the hint and stay away. If you're searching for something that caused a mysterious noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're rea sure you know what you are doing. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you. Do not keep all your sharpened kitchen knives in one of those wooden blocks on your work surface. When you're searching a house because you think there's something dangerous there, for God's sake turn the lights on! Never back out of one room into another without looking. It's always behind you. Never, ever, ever turn off the paved road onto a gravel or dirt road. Always make sure that your car has a fresh battery and a full tank of gas so it will start immediately in times of crisis. Never say that you'll be right back, because you won't. Never stand in, on, above, below, beside or anywhere near a grave, crypt, tomb, mausoleum, or any other house of the dead. If anything other than water (i.e., blood or thick goo of any color comes out of a - 221 -
If, while looking in a mirror, you see a figure behind you that you don't see upon turning around, a room different from the one you
he correct room after re-opening it, vacate the ictim. ht and your dog suddenly perks up his ears and your Zippo
so you can kill the vampires e with a door that hasn't been opened in
e for help. If you think that is You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.
is one!), the Bemuda Triangle, or any , g knives, combines, lawn mowers, are in, or a figure other than yourself looking back, or your reflection tells you to get out before it is too late, proceed to the nearest exit with all speed. If you open a door and the room you see is not the room that should be there, do not explore it. In fact, even if you close the door and see t house. When the family pet runs away, DO NOT GO LOOKING FOR IT -- pets are usually not killed, and even if they are, it's just a warm-up for the next, human v Never unlock the doors and look outside. If it's late at nig growls lowly in his throat, never EVER say "Whassa matter Boy? Gotta go out?" If you use gasoline to destroy your attacker, make sure is in fine working order. Also, make sure it's not the one your grandfather used in WWII because you have to throw it away with a witty one-liner. Make sure you get up early enough during the day. When you are trapped in a strange old house with your date, NEVER say: "Let's try the basement!" or "Look! The stairs up to th attic!" When approaching a room decades, and the knob begins to slowly turn back and forth on its own, back away! Do NOT ask loudly, "Who's there?" When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or go it alone. If appliances start operating by themselves, MOVE OUT. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as soon as possible! If your car runs out of gas at night, DO NOT go to the nearest deserted-looking house to phon strange because you thought you had half a tank, shoot yourself instead. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize th small town in Maine. Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chain saws, staple guns hedge trimmers, electric carvin - 222 -
butane torches, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions. Listen closely to the sound track and pay attention to the audience, since they are usually far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be. ale, rer over to see alking dead, aim for the head. looking, make the cops go look and vice, . be near the monster until it's really dead. aring pitchforks and torches will be r car. for the on his is e, make sure you are n
ic atolls, distant space stations, l creature of any kind, step ick.
If you are running for your life and are being chased by a monster/psychopath/axe murderer and you happen to be fem take the high-heeled shoes OFF! Also, if you've just pushed the monster/psychopath/axe murde in the lake from your boat dock or a bridge, don't lean if he's gone! When confronted by the w If you're female, never EVER take off your shirt. They like to attack you when your bejoobies are hanging out. Lock your darn doors, make sure the gas tank is full, and if you hit something that was weird see what it was. If the creepy bag lady of the town tries to give you some ad TAKE IT! For some reason she always seems to know what she is talking about during her brief moments of lucidity Join the police or the military right away! That way, you won't anywhere Remember, the monster cannot be stopped by bullets, the army or an atomic bomb. Only a mob be able to inflict significant damage. Monsters are generally radioactive, so always carry a Geiger counter in you When confronted with a large, animated flying reptile, aim wires. If you can get around the creature, and get to the zipper back, you can render him helpless. If you are female, and intend to go swimming in a haunted pool/black lagoon/deserted lake, a white one-piece bathing suit de rigueur. Girls, if you are going on a date to Lovers Lan wearing shoes with proper ankle support. Statistically you will tur an ankle and the creature will get you. Avoid going to isolated research stations whenever possible. Arctic weather stations, foreboding pacif and island bases for gene-splicing corporations top the list. When finding a meteor/egg sac/feta away! DO NOT give in to the diabolical urge to poke it with a st Unless you are in the company of Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and their talking dog, the creature/ghost coming at you is most likely REAL. - 223 -
If you see some strange, globulous, slimy, pulsating thing in your house, don't mutter "What the hell?" to yourself and reach for it. If some guy comes to your door who looks exactly like an ancestor e a cousin from to tely sure that the monster/killer t lax. night, you find a window open which you thought
strange old artifact and any exotic e century anniversaries. w descended from one of re is really e other side. o ody and un, knife or other instrument of death because (1) h ou e pranksters will soon meet their doom and often in a horribly gory way. of yours who "died" 200 years before, claiming to b England, SHUT THE DOOR! When killer bees, flesh eating worms, or Cujo have trapped you in your car, make sure to turn OFF the oldies station. It just seems excite them. Always check the back seat of your car. The first time that you are absolu is dead or the hellgate is finally closed forever, you are in the mos danger. Don't re Objects moving in a mysterious fashion should be considered a very bad sign. If, on a stormy was previously closed, do not close it. It may be your only way out when whatever has come in through it is chasing you. If you come into possession of a person (old wizened oriental, gypsy, Indian medicine man) warns you to do/not do something, do not do just the opposite in order to demonstrate how silly he/she is. Anniversary nights of executions, horrible murders, or terrifying rituals should be viewed with fear. Especially on the spot where th event took place. Most especially on even And certainly if you or a friend is someho the original participants. If one of your group is missing for a while and, upon returning, no longer seems as frightened, assuring you that the nothing to be worried about, do not let him/her get behind you. He/she has joined th If your friend turns into a demon and then suddenly turns back t normal, kill him because he is not normal! After you kill the maniac, don't stand anywhere near the b don't drop the g he is not dead and (2) you will be needing the instrument of deat again. Kill the person in the group who suggests that you split up. That will eventually get you killed. Kill the greedy person in the group. He/she will eventually get y killed. Never make fun of the local yokel's stories about deformed killer babies in backwoods towns--you can bet they are real and you might get them angry. Never be with the group who plays vicious pranks on the shy strange new kid. Thos - 224 -
If someone in your group is too scared to shoot when the monst is bearing down on you, grab the gun and shoot the monster yourself, or use your wea er pon to kill both the monster and your
there really is danger. ken up from a horrible n. They usually akland Raiders fans, nd to see how close it is/they are behind you. This slows you down and increases your chances of Never run to the top floor of any building if you are being chased r. Your only way out will be to jump. Never publicly announce your plans for the future if you make it out alive. It guarantees that you have no future. circumstances run upstairs if you are being chased. s the monster or ny other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This applies also to people who speak with somebody else's (usually deep) voice. Don't make fun of or play with dead things. If you see a town that looks deserted except for children, do not try to "help" them - they will eat you. Whenever you land on a distant planet and find some objects that look like eggs, leave them alone. Do not allow crewmates back aboard the craft if you find hideous parasites attached to their bodies. Be forewarned that a gun is good only for ALMOST killing the monster, never for COMPLETELY killing it. Be sure to have an extra weapon, preferably one with a "flair" (a knife, a harpoon, a heavy box, razor confetti, pop tarts, etc.) friend, especially if there are more monsters around. Your friend was dead weight. Go ahead and slap the screaming hysterical girl because she will be the one to distract everyone when Nothing is ever over if it is still nighttime. If it seems as though you have just wo nightmare, chances are you are still in grave danger. Take heed of all warnings from animals and childre know more than you do. When fleeing some peril (mutant rats, lava, O etc.), do not keep turning arou getting caught by said peril. by a maniac/monste Never under any If you're ever lost in the woods filming a documentary, don't stop and collect little stick figures. Never trust your best boy/girl friend. As soon a spirt can, it's going to take over his/her mind and that friend will turn on you. If your children or pets speak to you in Latin or a - 225 -
Don't open the closed door, especially if you hear scratching, heavy breathing, or OUGHT was dead. Never bathe, e Never camp or build homes on Indian burial grounds. If the phone lines are dead, and you hear footsteps upstairs, and you say "Tom, Tom is that you?" an oes not answer, run way. If you have to run away, taking a bus is your best bet. If you take or anyone who is invisible, you are on a e tells you "Wait right here," heed that person's order and gly go "Oo-ee-oo!" to jokes about how creepy nning after you, run out the door rather , h ears to be lighted from within. oks the voice of a dear relative whom you TH specially when in the house alone. d Tom d a a car, the monster will be in it. Never bring the cat or any member of your family back from the dead. Try to make friends with someone from your own species. If your only friends are rats, insects going to DIE. If you realize that a car has been operating on its own, get away from it immediately. Do not touch it, and above all, NEVER get in, especially in the driver's seat! If your child or infant seems especially bright, beautiful, AND has piercing blue eyes, kill it immediately. If you can't do that, have a priest or retired mystery writer do it for you. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you lean over a cliff, shimmy out tree branch, cross a train tressle, or climb a ladder to rescue th tyke from certain death - it is a TRAP. Never accept a job as a camp counselor. Do NOT drink alcohol if you are underage. Never turn off the radio or TV when an emergency news bulletin is on - unless you want to be in the next bulletin. If someone don't go anywhere. Never assme that everything is going to be all right. It won't be. Never go for a walk by yourself, especially in the wilderness. Don't mockin something is. When the monster is ru than up the stairs. When the exorcist/priestess/whoever declares the house is "clear" your troubles have just begun. Never look under the stairs, or the bed, or in the closet, or the cellar, attic, etc. Don't take anything back to the lab that looks like it might hatc real soon-especially if it is transparent, something inside is moving, or it app In the same vein, never bend over to look into anything that lo like an opening egg. - 226 -
If you don't want to be chased by the monster (or serial killer, shark, alien, giant snake, radioactive ants, etc.) don't wear skimpy clothes or wet T-shirts. If you are being chased by a car, don't run into the building, the car will corner you and rev its engine menacingly before destroying the house, business, police station, etc. Whereas, if you just run down the road, it won't catch you. Never unwrap the mumm
y. (Always good, though, to have duct tape
oise out on the wing was. hat vy weights from above. on't when all the adults fail. around in case something unravels). When flying on an airplane at night, in a storm, don't raise the shade to see what that n Don't talk to sheriffs wearing reflecting sunglasses in towns t are so small the gas station has one pump. Silver works, garlic doesn't. And the #1 rule for surviving a horror movie: DON'T HAVE SEX!!!
If you're the monster: If you're after the final survivor, take a break, go buy a gun, and take him or her out from a distance, avoiding all electrical lines, magic knives and hea Always remember to eat the small kids FIRST, because if you d they're going to find a way to defeat you Should you become a vampire, follow these tips. - 227 -
Things I Will Do If I Am Ever a Vampire e Modern Vampire
ke. I ssault rifle and grenades. If the t slaves, I will bite them in out-of- requiring painfully obvious th a marvelous device called a burglar
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1. I will not pick off friends, family or neighbors of the Hero one at a time. This annoys the Hero and drives him into action. They'll still be there when he is dead. 2. There are thousands of sick people who want to be vampires. Why pick someone who doesn't? 3. The Hero will come armed with holy water, a cross and a sta will come armed with a 5.56 mm a Hero has to cross open ground, there is no better way to reach ou and touch someone than with a sniper rifle. 4. When biting women to make them the-way locations such as the inside of the thigh, the lower part of the breast, or another location not alteration of clothing or ridiculous accessories to conceal. 5. I will equip my home wi alarm with an automatic dialer. It will be difficult for the Hero to kill me while under arrest for attempted breaking and enterin 6. My coffin will be concealed and will be a plain wooden box. The elaborate oak coffin with gold trim resting in the basement will be equippe opens it. 7. I will wear a watch and verify what time sunrise is every day. 8. The formal attire with cape will be reserved for special occa Jeans and a t-shirt will be fine for everyday wear as they are le noticeable. 9. I will wear white clothing, which does not set off my pallor as obviously as black. 10. If I can't avoid wearing black and acting weird all the time, I will go to bars that cater to that sort of clientele. It will make it more difficult for the Hero to pick me out of the crowd. 11. I will not engage in a bat him anyway, so what's the point? 12. I will not dismiss a Hero as a mere mortal beca have my centuries of experience. Even inexperienced losers can g lucky. 13.There will be no windows, door accessing my hidden lair that have any sort of access to the outside and down which sunlight can be directed using mirrors - 228 -
late so the Hero will face a rude surprise when to making
appealing ave wooden furniture, the legs of which become g s the s friends. are that they are not to ss consent from me. o juice . m Bob," is less atres, vampire er e able to explain porphyria and why that unfortunate self to look concerned and not hungry when he throws something through it at sunrise. 15. When I take the Hero's true love to make her my concubine and eternal slave, I will not show her off to goad the Hero in an attack. That will goad the Hero into making an attack. She will be tucked away in a quiet room, watched over by my loyal servants until the Hero is dead. 16. I will not transform children. Their bodies will stay the same age forever while their minds grow older and they will become whiny and disobedient. 17. I will not use bug-eating morons as servants. Pretty females dressed in little French maid outfits are more visually and can also distract the Hero. 18. While castles and mansions are traditional and have a certain flair, the two bedroom bungalow is less noticeable in suburbia. 19. My home will not h sharp, pointed sticks at inopportune moments. 20. I will have one of my entranced subjects constantly observin the Hero and his party. I always want warning if they go to a lumber yard. 21. My home will have mirrors, but they will be located in places such as the bathroom where I am unlikely to be at the same time a Hero or hi 22. I will not change into a bat, scuttle up walls, fly, or hypnotize people when there might be witnesses. 23. All my concubines will be fully aw seduce, attack or even bother visitors staying in the castle unless they have expre 24. The blood in the refrigerator will be stored in a tomat container, and there will be ordinary food in there for camouflage 25. I will get a voice coach and change my name. "Hi, I' suspicious than "I am Dra--cu--la." 26. I will not associate with vampire the whorehouses and prostitution rings, vampire bars, or vampire bik gangs. They attract attention. 27. I will spend no more than 10 years in any one location, and when I move it will be somewhere distant. I will not return to a previous home for a minimum of 80 years. Anyone who previously knew m will be either dead or senile. 28. I will be genetic condition is the reason I cannot go out in the sun. 29. I will force my someone accidently cuts himself. - 229 -
30. A Kevlar vest with a ceramic trauma plate located over the heart is a rather trendy fashion accessory. 31.I will take seriously anyone who approaches me with a water pistol aken from visitors by a servant at the door. d chained to the er antique weapons with . ecome proficient
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37. I will not take blood from people who take cocaine, speed or other addictive drugs. 38. All servants, concubines and assorted slaves will be under strict orders not to show excessive devotion to me in public. 39. Servants, concubines and assorted slaves will have a zero- tolerance rule: one mistake and they're dead. I can always create more. 40. When recruiting new blood, so to speak, I will first enslave those who might notice odd behavior in my future concubines. Therefore, I take the teachers at the all-girls school first. 41. All future concubines will be screened and have complete background checks. Those with relatives named Van Helsing will be removed from consideration. The irony is not worth the risk. 42. Nothing says the Hero can't be a cripple or be suffering massive trauma from a shotgun blast before he becomes lunch. 43. I will not personally finish off the Hero. That is what loyal servants, concubines and assorted slaves are for. Besides, his true love is probably tastier. 44. All future concubines will be strip-searched for rosaries, crucifixes and garlic before I approach them. 45. All cute but spunky kids in the community who express an interest in the supernatural will be identified and observed for sudden changes in behavior. 46. I will be an upstanding but otherwise undistinguished resident of my community, and will make sure that I cultivate and a confident expression. 32. Backpacks and small bags capable of holding sharp pointed wooden sticks will be t Anyone refusing to part with their accessories will be taken into a side room and shot in the knees, handcuffed, an wall, where they will provide lunch for my concubines. 33. Crossbows, spears, arrows, and oth wooden or large blades will be banned from the castle. There is nothing wrong with a fine collection of rifles and handguns 34. I will carry at least a .38 on my person and b in its use. If the Von Helsing is holding me at bay with a religious symbol, or I am unable to use my vampiric powers for other reasons, I can always open fire. 35. I will be a strict atheist, so the Hero will be forced to use a copy of "The Skeptical Inquirer" or "Das Kapital," rather than Bible, delaying him considerably. 36. Before dining out with anyone, I will verify that garlic is not a major spice at that restaurant. - 230 -
enough friends so I will be warned of anyone spreading malicious rumors about me. 47. several blocks away via a convenient hard-to-trace method of my choice.) hools I will secretly finance. After a few years of modern ucation they will dismiss the legends told by their grandparents, I will remind myself that I am immortal, not indestructible. 51. All concubines will save the loose, transparent, flowing silk dresses of guy so I like a woman in which provide more protection so she lasts ey work quite effectively on the Hero and his friends. Therefore, all and as a last resort. e of blood impossible to identify. ds, latives, mentors or lovers to the Hero in order to demonstrate my propriate for someone of my apparent age. was fond of. They have clearly really want more of us running around. ss steel or er. (Besides, I might accidentally cut myself.)
sonous gas at all times. Not needing to breathe is a usefull skill. ear estos clothing. ed at
Since it will be the last thing they would expect, I will hire a Mafia hit team to take out the Hero and his friends. Let's see the crucifix protect them from an Uzi. (And if it does, I will immediately leave town, having been spying on them from 48. All villagers will be encouraged to send their children to the sc ed several of which will undoubtably be ways to destroy me. 49. I will ignore all attempts to appeal to my former sense of humanity. I don't have any. That is why it is former. 50. for special occasions. I'm a modern sort leather and Kevlar, longer in a fight. 52. Although firearms are useless against me and the concubines, th concubines will be armed and taught to shoot. They will use h and fang in attack only 53. All bodies of former meals will be destroyed in a manner that will make bite marks and the absenc 54. I will not send bodies or parts thereof of former frien re complete mastery over life and death. 55. I will not demonstrate knowledge inap 56. I will not begin a vendetta against someone who has destroyed a fellow vampire that I demonstrated they have the ability to destroy me. 57. More vampires mean a lower prey ratio: I will carefully consider if I 58. All the cutlery in my house will be either stainle plastic - no silv Ideally, the steel will have a special surface that makes it look like silver, so the Hero will waste his time trying to stab me with it. 59. I will keep important bits of my home flooded with a non- flammable poi 60. As cancer isn't a particularly large concern for me, I'll w asb 61. I will make lots of long-term investments. With the great wealth I get from that, I shall endow a genetics program aim - 231 -
producing cows whose udde im of bothering the Hero's womenfolk. 62. While it may offend my dignity, whining incessantly will indicate that I am the protagonist, and will enable me to avoid t attentions of Heroes. 63. As cute as the Vampire Slayer is, there are other girls jus cute who are not capable of destroying me. rs secrete human blood or a palatable itation thereof. Then I can go to McDonald's for dinner instead he t as
64. I will not engage a "Vampire Slayer" in martial arts combat, out well. If I find out that there is a "Vampire Slayer" living in the 66. When faced with a gang of spunky kids determined to stop and fur and howl at the moon very once in a while. This should confuse the hero, and will e me to get away with a silver bullet or two. 68. I will not consider property crimes beneath my dignity. and I don't have to worry uch about the possibility of something going wrong. as that seldom seems to work 65. vicinity, I will consider moving elsewhere, regardless of the advantages confered by that particular location. my evil schemes, I will consider surrender. Or mailbombs. 67. I will put on lots of makeup e probably enabl Carjacking is a good source of income, m - 232 -
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% to aff of old wives' tales. n is Right-handers live longer than left-handers. son there are fewer old lefties is because early in this century use before World War II. Its actual origin is unknown; there are several theories for its genesis. ine the Great died while trying to copulate with a horse. t al died was called American Pie. NOT! ame. The legend may have from the title of Don McLean's classic song from the early 1970s. at a person translating from the original French mistook an archaic word for squirrel hide to be the word for glass. In reality, her t, though in some legends her footwear de of gold. or Unlawful Carnal Knowledge." language is probably Middle Dutch fokken, to strike or copulate. As the old song goes, It Ain't Necessarily So! Many things that you have "known" all your life, or that you pick up on the internet, are 100 pure baloney. This page is just one of many attempts out there separate the wheat of truth from the ch The position of a horse's feet on a statue indicate how its rider fared i battle. NOT! The pose of the horse has nothing to do with the purported code. Although some statues follow the "code," enough do not to put pay to th claim. Ditto claims that the direction the horse faces indicates the rider's fate. NOT! The rea left-handed children were still being forced to use their right hands. "The whole nine yards" originated with pilots during World War II. NOT! The phrase was in Cather NOT! The legendary empress was lusty, but only with her own species. She died of a stroke. No horses were involved. The plane in which the Big Bopper, e It was a Beechcraft Bonanza that had no n sprung Cinderella's slippers were made of squirrel skin, not glass. NOT! The claim is th slippers were glass from the star are ma A certain profanity comes from "F NOT! The actual source of the most frequently bleeped word in the English - 233 -
"Ye" is an archaic form of "the." NOT! The 'y' in signs beginning with 'Ye Olde...' is properly pronounced with a 'th' sound, not 'y.' The 'th' sound does not exist in Latin, so when the rune 'thorn' to ent 'th' sounds. With the advent of the printing press, the lower ne. red. m. NOT! He was, however the first person to fly solo across the Atlantic. The first . The two Brits took off from Newfoundland on June 14, 1919, and cks - and they all echo just like any other sound. uth once pointed to where he wa about to hit a home run. Romans occupied (present day) England they used the repres case 'y' was used for 'thorn' because it is the character in the Latin alphabet that most closely resembles that ru Bulls get angry when they see NOT! Bulls are color blind. What they go after is the movement of the matador?s cape. There is no particular color that enrages the Theodore Roosevelt and the Rough Riders rode horses in their famous charge in the Spanish-American war. They were on foot! London's legendary clock is called Big Ben. NOT! Big Ben is the name of the huge bell in the clock tower. At approximately 2.3 meters tall, almost three meters wide, and all of 13 tons in mass, the bell certainly is big! The name of the clock itself is Tower Clock. Charles Lindbergh was the first person to fly non-stop across the Atlantic. NOT! non-stop transatlantic flight was made by John W. Alcock and Arthur W. Brown landed in Ireland the next day. A duck?s quack doesn't echo. NOT! Ducks have a variety of qua Babe R NOT! Film shot when this incident supposedly took place clearly shows that The Babe never pointed anywhere, let alone in the direction of his next base-rounder. - 234 -
"Ring Around the Rosies" is actually about the bubonic plague. NOT! This innocent rhyme has many variations. It was not noted in writing a plausible but phony d In as victims, not villains. There was one incident of people spitting on veterans, but these lling for an the war. However, he was the first President of the United States, contrary to or "just the first President this nation's Constitution." (The U.S. Constitution created the ical story of Genesis mentions only a "fruit" without specifying what variety. No specific mention of an apple is made. Some speculate g because Adam and Eve then d themselves with fig leaves. Though authentic Viking helmets sometimes had some form of at's why the Minnesota s can't seem to win the Super Bowl - they need to change their NOT! -dit-dit signal was chosen because it is y to what you've probably heard, the Titanic was not the first ship to send an SOS. The Arapahoe did that on August 11, 1909. until the 19th century, long after the Black Death had run its course. This is just another instance of sticking explanation to an old, innocent song. Anti-war protesters spat on Vietnam veterans when the latter arrive home. NOT! There are no pictures, articles or police reports of such incidents. reality, many war opponents regarded combat veterans were young GOP zealots going after veterans who were ca end to George Washington had wooden teeth. NOT! claims that he was only the "ninth President" under office of President.) As for his famous false teeth, they were made of ivory, not wood. In the Garden of Eden, the serpent tempted Adam and Eve with an apple. NOT! The bibl the fruit of knowledge may have been a fi covere Vikings wore helmets with horns on them. NOT! decoration, this did not include horms. (Maybe th Viking helmet logo!) SOS stands for Save Our Ship. The dit-dit-dit dah-dah-dah dit easy to remember and recognize. Also, contrar - 235 -
Camels can go longer without water than any mammal. NOT! The Great Wall of China can be seen from the Moon. Cats and dogs are colorblind. dogs can see color, but not as intensely as humans can. Cats can distinguish green and blue but cannot see the color red. to navigate. aan. Wars enough times to know
n: ses he then says "You may fire when ready." nd because he doesn't wear any pants. where else, because of his enters as a cost-saving measure. (Note that nothing is ever said about Daffy Duck - he goes An underpass is a safe place to be if a tornado threatens. OUS place to be when a tornado strikes. Many people, upon seeing the footage of a 1991 Kansas hiding beneath a highway underpass will protect them from a tornado's fury. Here are some things to keep in mind: Giraffes and rats can go without water longer than camels can. NOT! Not with the naked eye, anyway. An astronaut on the Moon would need a telescope to spot this massive structure. NOT! Cats and Speaking of feline vision, cats cannot see in total darkness. They can, however, see in much lower light levels than humans can. In complete darkness they use their vibrassae (whiskers) Darth Vader ordered the destruction of Alder NOT! Ok, it was only a movie, but I've seen Star who the guilty party is - Grand Moff Tarkin. He is the one who suggests that Princess Leia might be swayed by an "alternate form of persuasio Set our course for Alderaan!" When the rebel princess finally disclo the location of the rebel base, Good-bye Alderaan. However, Vader doesn't get entirely off the hook - he could have offered an alternative target, or persuaded Tarkin to destroy an asteroid or the like as a "shot across the bow." Bad dark lord. And in front of his daughter, no less. Donald Duck was banned in Finla NOT! Donald was never exiled from Finland, or any lack of britches. This story started when a Helsinki library ceased purchasing Donald Duck comics for youth c about completely NAKED!) NOT! In fact, an underpass is a VERY DANGER twister threatening a camera crew and their terrifying close encounter of the windy kind, have gotten the idea that - 236 -
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The tornado in that footage did not score a direct hit on the bridge, only a glancing blow, so as ferocious as those winds were, they were just the outer edge of the storm. The higher up one goes in a tornado, the faster the wind. Thus, you're better off on the ground. The underpass where the camera crew took shelter had beams underneath that people could grasp. Many underpasses have nothing under them to provide a secure grip. In recent years, people have been swept away and killed because they sheltered beneath a "smooth" underpass. Finally, parking your car at the underpass could block the highway, denying access to emergency vehicles. Dark beer gets you drunk faster than light-colored beer. NOT! The color of beer is not related to its alcohol content. Amber beer with a higher proof (percentage of alcohol) will get you HUdrunk, smashed, bombed, etc.UH faster than a dark-colored beer with a lower proof. The 21st century began on January 1, 2000. NOT! There is no year 0 in how we reckon common-era years, or in any other system for numbering years. Numbering began with year 1, so the first decade ended with year 10. Thus, all decades, centuries, and millennia end with a year that ends with 0. The 21st century did not begin until midnight on January 1, 2001. Arthur C. Clarke was right! Aren't you embarassed that you drank the Dom Perignon a year too early? The British flag is called the Union Jack. NOT! The proper name for the British flag is the Union Flag. It is properly called a Union Jack only when it is flying from the jack mast of a British vessel. A goldfish has a memory of only three seconds. NOT! Tests have shown that a goldfish can retain memories for weeks, even months. The popular Discovery Channel series Mythbusters exploded this fallacy, as well as many others. QUOTES THAT NEVER WERE: Kirk never said "Beam me up Scotty." He did, however, say "Beam me up, Mr. Scott." Sherlock holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson." - 238 -
Al Gore never claimed to be the "father of the internet." In Casablanca, Rick never says "Play it again, Sam." He says: "You played it for her, you can play it for me. Play it!" James Cagney never called anybody a "dirty rat" in even one of his many films. The phrase is associated with him because people emulating his tough-guy act frequently used the line "You dirty rat!" in their performances. Mark Twain never said a lot of the quotes that are commonly attributed to him: The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. (Twain attributed this to Benjamin Disraeli.) To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a hundred times. Wagner's music is better than it sounds. (Twain credited this one to fellow humorist Edgar Wilson Nye.) When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. (In reality, when reports of the illness of James Ross Clemens - a cousin of Twain's - were somehow misconstrued to mean that Twain was the sick one, he told the reporter who'd stopped by to check on him that "The report of my death was an exaggeration." So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it, but I couldn't find honest employment. For every problem there is always a solution that is simple, obvious, and wrong. Whenever I feel the urge to exercise I lie down until it goes away. The finest Congress money can buy. If it's pithy, funny, and about human nature, an observation frequently gets attributed to either Mark Twain or Oscar Wilde - sometimes both. For more enlightenment, please visit HUThe Urban Legends Reference PageUH. Especially "Tales of the Wooden Spoon." Know of some other pseudo-fact that needs debunking? HUUpload it my way!UH Thanks!And in case you've forgotten...
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