Pilot/”Messiah”
by
David Polk
Contact:
David Polk
176 Dusty Rose Court
Simi Valley, CA 93065
805.428.5775
dpolk@mac.com
2.
TEASER
FADE IN:
ON THE FIELD
Jabari slowly gets to his feet and shakes his head, which
has to be ringing after that hit. A TEAMMATE pats him on
the ass and they head back to the huddle together.
JAKE
Alright, Jabari. Hang on to the next
one, baby.
JAKE
(to huddle)
Okay, girls, listen up: strong right,
33 Tomahawk, on two. Ready...
SCOREBOARD
ON A PAIR OF EYES
BILLY
Alright, Bull. Whatcha got for me?
BULL (V.O.)
Free safety’s been biting on play
action all day. Time he ate the whole
damn thing. Ninety Cadillac, up n’ go.
BILLY
Big players make big plays. Let’s get
the rock in Burner’s hands.
ON THE FIELD
ON THE SIDELINE
BILLY
Jesus! Where was the goddamn left
tackle?!
PHIL PHIL (21) drops his clipboard, tosses off his ball
cap, revealing a thick shock of curly hair. He starts
throwing a football, warming up fast.
4.
LINEBACKER
Oh yeah! Fresh meat! It’s your turn
now, backup! Your turn now, baby!
PHIL
Blue eighty! Blue eighty! Hut-hut!
On the snap Phil drops back, feels the rush, spots an open
receiver, steps up and throws the ball just as he’s hit.
We follow the ball as it spirals through the air...
SCOREBOARD
ON THE FIELD
QUARTERBACK
Line, keep my pocket tight. Receivers
get off those chucks and create some
space. The ball will be there, you
will catch it? Feelin’ me?
(they do)
Alright, trips left, All Jags Go, on
me. Ready...
5.
ON THE SIDELINE
THE QUARTERBACK
ACHILLES
Check! Check! Razor! Razor! Razor!
END OF TEASER
6.
ACT ONE
FADE IN:
REPORTER #1 (O.S.)
Coach, Phil Elliott obviously had
trouble reading the defense before
throwing that interception. Why not
take a time out? He’s a backup who’s
taken maybe 10 snaps all year.
BILLY
Phil’s one of the smartest guys on the
team. He made the right read and threw
a good pass. The safety got a good
jump on the ball. It happens.
REPORTER #2 (O.S.)
Coach, this is your third straight loss
to Boise State, and you’ve also been
bumped from bowl contention again. Is
your future at Wa Tech in jeopardy?
BILLY
(beat)
A loss like the one today is tough no
matter who it’s against. As for what
it means for me, well... I’m sure you
can understand why that’s not what’s on
my mind right now.
REPORTER #3 (O.S.)
Coach, about Jake, any updates?
BILLY
It’s too soon to say how serious it is.
Good news is he’s in stable condition
and his folks’ll be here by morning.
REPORTER #1 (O.S.)
Coach Donahue, of course we all want
the best for Jake. But I’d like to get
back to the program for a minute.
7.
BILLY
Go ahead, Sandy.
SANDY
If you do return for the final year of
your contract, can you fill the team’s
gaps? The Sea Devils rank near the
bottom of the WAC in offense and
defense. Now quarterback is a big
question mark. You’ve got a lot of
holes to fill, Coach, and you haven’t
had much luck recruiting top talent.
OFF Billy...
SHERI
What better way to cap a brilliant high
school career than with a come-from-
behind victory to earn your second-
straight MVP and back-to-back state
championships?! Achilles, what are you
feeling right now?
ACHILLES
Sheri, I can’t believe it! Right now,
I just feel blessed to have played with
great teammates and for great coaches.
We fought hard all year long, stuck
together and never gave up. It’s like
a dream come true all over again.
SHERI
Achilles, USC, Notre Dame, Miami. They
all want you. Have you decided where
you’ll be playing next fall?
FLO
How you kids comin’?
PORTIA
It’s all good Flo. Thanks.
ULYSSES
(to Portia)
You’ve got the grades for Princeton,
Portia, but little brother over there
couldn’t get into Sylvan Learning
Center without a football in his hand.
ACHILLES
Last I checked my GPA was higher than
yours, Gomer.
ULYSSES
Only because Portia does your homework
for you, Goober!
PORTIA
Now Les, stop it. I don’t do Lee’s
homework and you know it.
ULYSSES
Yeah, right.
ACHILLES
(winks at Carlotta)
Maybe if you got a smarter girlfriend
you’d get better grades.
9.
CARLOTTA
No you didn’t just say that! Boy, I’ll
slap that grin right off your face!
ULYSSES
Whoa, Baby! You know he’s just
kidding... So, Bro, what’s it gonna be,
Notre Dame, S-C or Miami?
ACHILLES
Indiana’s too damn cold and USC’s got
too many QBs. I’ll decide after my
unofficial visit to Miami next week.
ULYSSES
Miami will probably be ranked in the
top ten again. And the shawties down
that way know how to treat a brother.
CARLOTTA
What you know about Miami? The
farthest south you’ve been is Philly.
(to Portia re: Achilles)
Listen, girl, don’t let this boy go to
Miami without you. Those skanks down
there are certified freaks.
ACHILLES
(grins)
Don’t hate, Carlotta.
CARLOTTA
Don’t screw up, A.
A LATINA BEAUTY (20s) comes hard. When she rolls onto the
bed we see Achilles, exhausted.
10.
LATINA BEAUTY
(Spanish accent)
Mmmm, Baby, that was sooooo good!
AGNEW
I hope you enjoyed your “unofficial”
visit to The U, Achilles?
ACHILLES
(covers his embarrassment)
Um, yeah... Thanks, Mr. Agnew.
AGNEW
Call me Paddy, everybody does. Don’t
mention it, son. And I mean that.
ACHILLES
(great, more guilt)
Yes sir. I understand.
AGNEW
When you come back for your official
visit, I know you’ll be just as
impressed with the ‘Canes as they are
with you.
ACHILLES
I can definitely see myself at Miami.
AGNEW
That’s real good news, son. Coach
Wagner built his offense especially for
a quarterback like you – fast, strong
and deadly accurate. Wouldn’t surprise
me none to see you starting your
freshman year. And you could win a BCS
Championship. Maybe even two!
ACHILLES
That’s what I hope to do, Mister –
Paddy.
11.
J.R.
What?!
BILLY
What? You don’t listen is what!
J.R.
I heard you the first time, Dad. You
don’t have to repeat everything.
BILLY
You sure about that? I told you to
stay away from that Malcolm character.
And three days later I catch you with
him at the mall.
J.R.
“Catch me?” Oh, so now you’re spying
on me too? What’s the big deal, Dad?
You don’t like Mal because he looks
like he’s from the hood? News flash:
most of your players are from there.
BILLY
My players don’t have criminal records!
J.R.
Don’t go postal on me because everybody
in this dinky town wants you canned!
BILLY
Listen, you little! –
GALE
It’s Charlotte. Said it’s important.
12.
J.R.
Are we done? ‘Cause this is so thirty
minutes ago.
BILLY
Charlotte.
CHARLOTTE (V.O.)
Billy. I hope this isn’t a bad time.
BILLY
Gale said it was important. What’s up?
CHARLOTTE (V.O.)
Billy, you know I don’t like to beat
around the bush. Achilles Addams is
coming to Wa Tech.
BILLY
What?! B-But we didn’t even recruit
him! Why would he come here?!
CHARLOTTE (V.O.)
Your guess is as good as anybody’s.
BILLY
But didn’t he give Miami a soft verbal?
CHARLOTTE (V.O.)
I’m holding a signed letter of intent.
BILLY
Charlotte this... this is great news!
Billy and Gale share a look. J.R. rolls his eyes and
leaves unnoticed. Then Billy’s face clouds as quickly as
it brightened moments earlier.
BILLY
Charlotte, what’s this mean... For me?
CHARLOTTE (V.O.)
It means you’ve got a quarterback. And
it means you’ve got a chance, Billy.
13.
BREWSTER (O.S.)
I’m telling you, that girl was FUGLY!
I wouldn’t have banged her with your
father’s dick, Kindler!
KINDLER
Hey, Brewster, it was a long summer and
your mother was out of town. Besides,
you know what they say, “Ugly girls
come harder.”
14.
BREWSTER
Then “Brunhilda” must’ve come like a
freaking freight train!
WARREN
You’re Addams, right? Say hello to
your new security blanket, Q.B.
FADE OUT.
ACT TWO
FADE IN:
MATTIE
First thing Saturday, Gerard. And
first thing means when the sun rises,
not when you rise. Is this clear?
MATTIE
(taps the earpiece)
Mathilda Weiss. Tracy! Where are they?
That’s wonderful! Right on schedule!
GALE (O.S.)
But don’t you think it could be twice
as big, Darryl?
MATTIE
...Call me the instant they land.
MATTIE
Gale, is there a problem?
GALE
Mattie, Darryl and I were wondering if
the dance floor is big enough.
DARRYL
Ms. Weiss, it’s as big as the one last
year. That held 200 people.
16.
GALE
Exactly, Darryl. And we’re expecting
250 this year.
DARRYL
But, Mrs. D., do you really expect all
250 people to dance at once?
(to Mattie)
Like I was telling Mrs. Donahue, to
make the floor bigger we’d have re-
grade. For that we’d need another
permit from the city. You’re looking
at another 12 hours at least.
MATTIE
And?
GALE
Thank you, Mattie. I don’t know what
I’d ever do without you.
MATTIE
I hope you never have to find out. Oh,
good news! I just spoke with Tracy.
They left Austin an hour ago and should
land in Vancouver around six tonight.
GALE
That’s marvelous, Mattie! You’re
marvelous! Billy’s had a crush on
Natalie for years. He’ll be thrilled!
J.R. (O.S.)
Mom! MOM!
Gale and Mattie turn to see J.R. storming out of the house.
GALE
Yes Sweetheart, what is it?
J.R.
What’s this about, Mom?!
17.
J.R.
How many times do I have to tell you?
I don’t want to play football. And I
don’t want Dad pulling strings at the
high school to get me on the team.
MATTIE
I’ve got to call the Fire Marshall...
GALE
Honestly Sweetheart, I don’t know why
you’re carrying on so.
J.R.
I could say the same thing about you
and Dad. Why can’t you both get it
through your heads, I don’t care about
football. It’s a stupid game.
GALE
J.R., don’t be ridiculous.
J.R.
Look, Mom, I’m not Dad and I’m not
Granddad. Why can’t you just accept
that I’m not going to carry on the all-
important “Ryan-Donahue Legacy?”
She’s not Jewish but Gale’s bags are always packed for a
guilt trip.
GALE
Alright, John Ryan Donahue. Your
father and I had hoped you’d try out
for the team – just a tryout, mind you,
nothing more – but if you can’t bring
yourself to do that one, small thing
for us... For me.
J.R.
(here we go!)
Mom...
18.
GALE
I understand. We shouldn’t push our
expectations on you. I know it’s
wrong. Daddy’s gone and it’s selfish
of me to hope that his namesake and
only grandchild might want to honor his
memory by playing a “stupid game.”
J.R.
Mom, come on, please don’t do –
GALE
Your father has his players. Who
knows, maybe he’ll become as close to
one of them as Daddy was to him.
J.R.
(oh, screw it!)
Okay, Mom! Okay! You win. I’ll try
out for the damn team. Happy now?
J.R. slams the door and locks it. He’s still fuming: “Why
do I let her get away with this shit?!” He crosses the
cluttered room to a walk-in closet, steps inside, comes out
with a FIREPROOF BOX, finds the key in his desk drawer,
unlocks the box and pulls out a gallon-size ZIPLOCK BAGGIE
filled with POT.
ON TV
SANDERSON (V.O.)
...We all remember the devastating sack
that ended junior quarterback Jake
Randall’s career last year. Not only
did the Sea Devils lose their signal
caller, they lost a shot at their first
bowl game in a decade. As if that
weren’t bad enough, third-year head
coach Billy Donahue was on the verge of
being sacked himself after a seven and
five season. That all changed last
February when Blue Chip quarterback
Achilles Addams shocked the college
football world by committing to
Washington Tech.
SANDY (V.O.)
For months Tech fans feared the news
was a hoax. Well, it’s no joke folks.
The wait is finally over. The 6-foot-
2, 200-pound gunslinger from East
Orange, New Jersey arrived on campus
earlier today and...
CAT
CAT
Thanks.
ACHILLES
No problem. I’ll spot you if you want.
CAT
Sure, okay.
CAT
So you’re the Messiah?
ACHILLES
The what?
She sits up. He doesn’t see the huge chip on her shoulder
but does scope the rest of her. Not too shabby.
CAT
I thought you’d be taller... To hear
them talk you’re going to lead us to
the Promised Land.
ACHILLES
(charming smile)
Wasn’t that Moses?
CAT
(a look that says, “Asshole”)
So why are you here at Murphy’s Gym?
There’s a brand new training facility
just for the football team on campus.
ON TV
SANDY (V.O.)
Coach, the question on everyone’s mind
is how did you land one of the nation’s
top recruits without, well, actually
recruiting him?
BILLY (V.O.)
Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than
good, Sandy, and in this case we
definitely got lucky...Seriously, Wah
Tech is a great university and Achilles
and his mother told us that academics
was a major factor in his decision.
ACHILLES
ACHILLES
I needed a change of scenery.
21.
ACHILLES
(ignores Flynn)
But Coach, I don’t know anything about
dealing with reporters.
BILLY
Relax, Achilles. I know it sounds like
a lot to handle your first day on
campus, but there’s nothing to worry
about. Jim’s done hundreds of press
conferences. Right, Jim?
FLYNN
Right, Coach. Achilles, it’s a
friendly group of reporters and nobody
expects details. Just smile a lot and
let me handle anything unexpected.
FLYNN
I’ve prepared some simple talking
points for you...
CAT
You ditched your own press conference?!
22.
CAT
(gets off bench)
Ballsy. Not too bright, but ballsy.
CAT
And here I was buying into the hype
about you starting this season. After
an “Einstein” stunt like that, you’ll
be picking splinters out of your ass
till next spring.
ACHILLES
Say what?
CAT
(seeing she’s struck a nerve)
Guess it’s time I put my money on
Elliott.
ACHILLES
Elliott?
CAT
You don’t know who Phil Elliott is?
Senior quarterback. Good arm, knows
the offense cold. And, well, smart.
ACHILLES
What’d you say your name was?
CAT
I didn’t. But since you ask, it’s
Cara. Cara Trzcinski. Everybody calls
me Cat.
ACHILLES
Well Cara, I’m not everybody.
23.
CAT
Right, I forgot, you’re the “Messiah of
Maitland.”
ACHILLES
You’re pretty on top of what’s going on
in the football program.
(sarcastic)
Let me guess. Cheerleader?
CAT
Hardly. I’m on the soccer team. I
also read a newspaper occasionally.
Reading – you should try it sometimes.
ACHILLES
(losing patience)
Maybe you’ll read about your boy
Elliott picking splinters out of his
ass when the season starts.
CAT
(egging him on)
Somehow I doubt it, Einstein.
ACHILLES
You said it’s time you put your money
on Elliott. How about you put your
money where your mouth is?
CAT
What did you have in mind?
ACHILLES
A hundred bucks says I’m under center
when the season starts and your boy
Elliott is standing on the sideline
holding a clipboard.
GALE (O.S.)
(calling out)
Not even close! Guess again, Honey!
24.
BILLY
C’mon, Babe. You know I don’t like
guessing games. Just tell me.
GALE
Now where’s the fun in that?
BILLY
Okay, you’ll just surprise me again.
GALE
Fun killer. I’ve got some good news.
J.R.’s going out for the team.
BILLY
Really? I thought he was done after
the infamous Pee Wee League fiasco.
GALE
Don’t be silly, Honey. Football’s in
his blood. It’s our family business.
BILLY
You know, Babe, he may not be cut out
for it.
GALE
He’s your son, Billy. Daddy’s
grandson. Besides, it’s just a try-
out. If he doesn’t make it, he doesn’t
make it. The important thing is he’s
putting in the effort.
BILLY
I just hope he’s not doing it to prove
something to me.
GALE
He wants to do it, Billy. He’ll try
out and we’ll see what happens.
She gives him a peck on the lips, turns off her lamp, lay
down and closes her eyes. He flicks off his lamp then
looks at her. He wants to make love to her.
25.
GALE
Goodnight, Billy Honey.
BILLY
Gale, there’s nothing there. You’re
perfect, Babe. Perfect.
FADE OUT.
ACT THREE
FADE IN:
BILLY
She’d turn the place into a rodeo if
the city’d give her a permit for the
bulls.
MAYOR
Knowing Gale, it’s only a matter of
time with or without the permit. This
shindig just gets bigger and better
every year!
GALE
(a bewitching smile)
I’ll remind you of that next year, Ed.
MAYOR’S WIFE
Gale, I think it’s wonderful how you
bring some of Texas to Maitland every
year for Billy’s birthday.
BILLY
Birthday hell! She does this for the
boys. Just like her Mom did for us
years ago back at A&M.
GALE
It’s their last chance for a good time
before camp starts. Billy’s so nasty
to them in summer camp, just like Daddy
was to his teams.
27.
Phil finishes his LONE STAR. He’s headed for another when
he’s intercepted by a tall, athletic, dark-skinned black
kid. RICKY “BURNER” TURNER (20) is wearing his usual fun-
loving grin. He also sports a thick gold chain and a
diamond stud in each ear.
PHIL
Hey, Burner. Where you been, man?
BURNER
Out in the car. Yo, Q.B., what’s it
gonna take to get Mrs. D to bring some
real music up in here? This country
crap is making my ears bleed.
PHIL
I like Country music.
BURNER
Yeah, and you like Garanimals too. Did
your Momma pick this out for you?
PHIL
No, Mia did after I rolled off of her
this morning.
BURNER
(laughs loudly)
Even in your dreams you couldn’t handle
my girl. That ride’s just for the big
boys, son.
PHIL
So you seen him yet?
BURNER
Nope. Heard he showed up at the Hoz
and blew off some of the fellahs.
Hasn’t been there since.
28.
RETURN TO SCENE
BURNER
Maybe he was expecting to get a special
invitation tonight.
PHIL
If he thinks I’m going to lay down a
red carpet for him like everybody else,
he’s got another thing coming.
BILLY
Phil, I know you’re thinking, “Why
shouldn’t I just graduate in May and
get on with my life?” Well, nobody
would blame you if you did, least of
all me. You’ve done everything we’ve
asked you to do. You red-shirted to
get your chance at starting, and when
Randall beat you out, you pushed him to
be better by making him look over his
shoulder every day in practice.
PHIL
I just wanted to contribute the best
way I knew how, Coach.
BILLY
I know, Phil... Look, son, we drew a
blank recruiting a quarterback. Hughes
is decent, but he’s no starter. Not
yet anyway... Whether I come back next
season or not, if you stay for your
fifth year, you’re this team’s
quarterback, Phil. With or without me
on the sideline, it’ll be up to you to
lead this team on the field.
29.
GALE
Are you boys...
GALE (O.S.)
...hungry?
BURNER
Thanks, Miss D.
PHIL
Thanks, Mrs. Donahue.
GALE
You’re welcome, Phil. You boys having
a good time?
BURNER
Righteous party, Miss D, as always.
And this music’s off the hook! I gotta
download me some Dixie Girls.
GALE
Chicks, Burner. Dixie Chicks.
BURNER
Yeah, they’re slammin’!
GALE
Well, speaking of slammin’, be sure to
make that your last one, Phil.
PHIL
Alright, Mrs. Donahue.
GALE
And Burner, you might want to find Mia.
I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t appreciate
you spending time with that blond you
had out in your car earlier.
She smiles at them, turns and walks away. They admire her
sexy body as she melts into the crowd.
BURNER
(as in “How’d she know about
the blond?”)
Damn!
PHIL
(as in koo-koo-ka-choo Mrs.
Donahue)
Damn.
HAROLD
Billy, what’s to figure out? He ran a
spread offense just like yours. He
hasn’t lost a game in two years.
BILLY
That was high school, Harold. The
college game is a helluva lot tougher,
especially for quarterbacks.
HAROLD
(reminiscing)
I remember when I first saw you 20
years ago. The way you ran Wolf Ryan’s
offense was a thing of beauty. You
tore Wa Tech to shreds almost single-
handedly, and I knew right then and
there that you were going to be
something special. I felt it then,
Billy, just like I felt you were the
right man for this job four years ago.
31.
BILLY
And I’ll be forever grateful to you,
Harold –
HAROLD
Listen, Billy, Achilles falling into
our hands is like Franco Harris’
Immaculate Reception. Who cares if it
was luck? All that matters is that we
caught him. It’s a PR coup that you
should take full advantage of by naming
him our starter when camp opens.
BILLY
Whoa, Harold! Believe me, nobody’s
happier than I am that Achilles fell
into our lap, but naming him the
starter before he sets foot on the
practice field? That’s nuts!
HAROLD
Is it, Billy? You read the papers.
You watch television. As far as this
town’s concerned Achilles Addams is the
Second Coming in shoulder pads. The
media call him the Messiah of Maitland.
BILLY
Those meatheads in the media don’t know
shit from shine-olla.
HAROLD
Maybe, maybe not. But you’ll be
answering a lot more questions if you
don’t name him the starter.
MARIA
Harold, Baby, where have you been? The
fireworks are about to start.
32.
HAROLD
Sorry, Kitten, I was inside talking
with the Coach... Hello, Roulon. How
are you doing tonight, son?
ROULON
I’m good, Mr. P. How you doin’?
GALE
Who served you that?
DALLAS
Ma’am?
GALE
I know all of the returning players and
the freshman recruits. So you’re a
transfer or a trespasser. Either way,
you shouldn’t have been served that
beer.
DALLAS
I’m sorry, Mrs. Donahue, I –
GALE
(pointedly)
Well, which are you?
DALLAS
(nervous)
Um... I’m Dallas. Dallas Morales. I’m
a transfer. I play safety. That’s
defense.
33.
GALE
I know what a safety is, Dallas. I’ve
known since before you were born.
DALLAS
Yes ma’am, I know. You’re Wolf Ryan’s
daughter... You were Miss America too.
GALE
Save the flattery for the cheerleaders.
So, Dallas, are you going to tell me
who served you that beer or do I have
to get Coach over here to ask you?
BILLY
Gentlemen, welcome to Washington Tech.
You remember my top assistant coaches.
BILLY
First day of camp, I like to spend some
quality time with you first-year guys.
It’s my way of fulfilling my commitment
to your parents to take “special” care
of you when arrived on campus...
Consider the next five minutes that
special care.
34.
BILLY
We were all nice and accommodating
during recruiting. Well, starting
today that all changes. Starting today
you’ll get to know who we really are
and – more importantly – we’ll get to
know who you really are... Show of
hands: how many of you won a state
championship in high school?
BILLY
That’s real impressive... Now forget
about it! Completely! Who you were,
what you did, all the press clippings,
none of it counts for dick here. Over
the next 5 weeks you’re gonna get the
snot kicked outta you by players who
are bigger, stronger, faster and just
plain better than you are. And when
it’s over, most of you “superstars”
will be picking splinters out of your
ass... That’s if you make the team.
BILLY
You have talent. You wouldn’t be here
if we didn’t believe that –
BILLY
Sitren right?
WARREN
Yes, Coach. Sorry, Coach.
Billy holds out his hand and Warren passes the phone to the
front of the room. Another player hands it to Billy.
BILLY
(admiring the phone)
This one of those iPhones?
35.
WARREN
My grandmother gave it to me last week.
BILLY
As I was saying, you’ve all got the
talent to be here. But to be a part of
this team means completely committing
to the program. Anything less than 110
percent, 100 percent of the time is
unacceptable... Now, open the binder in
front of you. I don’t care what
religion you were before you got here,
that book’s your Bible as long as you
stay. Violate any one of those
Commandments you’ll answer to me...
(looks at Warren, smiles)
Thank you, Sitren, for helping us all
remember page 21.
BULL
Coach wants to see you in his office
before you hit the locker room.
ACHILLES
You wanted to see me, Coach?
BILLY
Achilles, come in. Sit down, son.
BILLY
So you’re all settled in?
ACHILLES
Yeah, pretty much.
36.
BILLY
Good. Look, Achilles, about the press
conference the other day. Maybe it was
wrong to spring it on you like that.
ACHILLES
Sorry, Coach. I guess I just freaked.
It won’t happen again.
BILLY
That’s good to hear. Dealing with the
media is probably the worst part of a
college quarterback’s job. Worse than a
defensive end bearing down on your ass.
BILLY
What’s this about you moving into an
apartment off campus? All first-year
players room at the Hoz.
ACHILLES
Well, yeah, I know, Coach but I...
BILLY
“But?” Where’s the “but” Achilles?
The university has invested millions in
the Hosmer Complex so football players
have state-of-the-art amenities on the
field and off. Living there will help
you bond with other recruits and –
ACHILLES
But I’m not a recruit. I mean, you
didn’t recruit me, Coach.
Beat. Billy doesn’t like the attitude but keeps his cool.
BILLY
Why did you come here, Achilles?
I know, I know –
(mocking the line)
“Washington Tech is the Stanford of the
Pacific Northwest.” Save the PR
bullshit for the media.
Achilles is at a loss.
37.
BILLY
Look, what I told that reporter the
other day is true. We got lucky when
you showed up out of the blue, and I’m
damn glad as hell you’re here. But I’m
not about to flush the rules down the
crapper for you or anybody else.
ACHILLES
I don’t expect you to, Coach. But I’m
not ready to talk about why I came – to
you or anybody else. I’m here to get
an education and to play football. As
long as I’m doing those two things, I
don’t owe anybody any explanations.
BILLY
Okay. That’s your prerogative... Look,
Achilles, a coach and his quarterback
don’t have to be best friends. Hell,
they don’t even have to like each other
– most of the time they don’t. But
they have to be able to communicate,
man to man. Can we do that?
ACHILLES
(beat)
We can do that, Coach.
BURNER (O.S.)
Problem?
ACHILLES
No problem. Why?
BURNER
You’re looking at that jersey awfully
hard, Rook. Thought maybe something
was wrong with it.
ACHILLES
It’s fine.
BURNER
See, I knew that’s what you’d say! But
some of the guys, they figured you’d be
all bent out of shape. You know,
taking a new number and all. You wore
9 all through high school, right?
PHIL
Burner, ready to go to work?
BURNER
I’m always ready, Q.B. Just ask Jess.
PHIL
What about you, Addams?
ACHILLES
I’m always ready.
Burner and Phil walk out of the tunnel into the bright
sunlight of Memorial Stadium. Achilles is a few feet
behind them. When he exits he pauses and looks around.
The significance of the moment is not lost on him or us.
One day this will be his stadium.
39.
Dallas DRILLS Jabari and knocks the big tight end’s helmet
off. Billy and other coaches react to the ferocious hit.
END MONTAGE
ACHILLES
ACHILLES
Strong right 787 check swing switch.
On two. Break!
ACHILLES
Purple 87. Purple 87. Hut-hut!
BILLY
COLE
COLE
Nice read, Chico!
ACHILLES
IN THE HUDDLE
BURNER
(grinning)
Hey, Rook, try hitting one of us in
white jerseys this time.
ACHILLES
Black 33. Black 33. Hut-hut!
BILLY
BILLY
GODDAMNIT Addams! What the hell are you
looking at?!
FADE OUT.
ACT FOUR
FADE IN:
MITCHELL
You tellin’ me you actually saw it?
HENDERSON
What? Hell no! I ain’t trying to look
at no other man’s Johnson!
MITCHELL
So how do you know it’s twelve inches?
HENDERSON
Shaw’s banging the nurse who does the
team physicals. She told him.
MITCHELL
And who decides who comes closest to
getting it right?
HENDERSON
Damn, Pete, who are you, Sherlock
Freaking Holmes? I ain’t running the
pool, I just need to know are you in or
not? It’s fifty bucks.
From the empties scattered all over the table, it’s clear
Billy and his coaching staff have lived off of TAKEOUT FOOD
and DIET COKE for weeks.
42.
BULL
The kid can hit, I’ll give him that.
MERCER
And I haven’t seen a better ball hawk
since Seavers suited up.
BILLY
(to Mercer)
So Morales is your strong safety?
Okay, put him on the board, Bob.
MERCER
I swear Morales reminds me of somebody
I’ve seen play before. Just something
about him, the way he carries himself.
BILLY
Remind me again, where’d he come from?
MERCER
Transferred from a JUCO outside Los
Angeles last spring. Said Wa Tech was
the only place he wanted to play.
BULL
If that’s about it on defense, can we
turn to the Oh? Coach, who’s our Q.B.?
Bull runs the offense but everyone in the room knows this
is Billy’s decision alone to make.
Off Billy...
GABRIELLE
Coach Donahue, you’re a week away from
the start of the season and both
Elliott and Addams are taking snaps
with the first team. Why the secrecy
about who’ll get the start at Q.B.?
43.
BILLY
Gabrielle, I’m not in the business of
giving out information to my opponents.
We’ve got a starting quarterback. You
guys – and Portland State – will just
have to wait to see who it is.
GABRIELLE
So you’ve decided, you just won’t tell
us?
BILLY
(smiles)
You sure you’re not working for “60
Minutes”, Gabrielle?
GABRIELLE
Have you at least told Elliott and
Addams who will start?
BILLY
Look, Gabrielle, you can ask me the
same question a hundred different ways
and I’m gonna give you the same answer
a hundred different times.
GABRIELLE
(a pretty smile)
Okay, so let’s say this is question
number 101. Who’s done better in camp
this summer, Elliott or Addams?
BILLY
Next question...
PHIL
You think Coach is serious?
44.
BURNER
(still smiling at the girl)
As a heart attack.
PHIL
C’mon, man. It’s all a bunch of PR.
He’s not ready. Not after only five
weeks in camp.
BURNER
(now focused on his friend)
Look, Q.B., it’s just like at my old
man’s rib shack. You gotta sell the
hell outta the “Special of the Day.”
Like it or not, Addams is the Special.
MIA (O.S.)
Ricky! I need your credit card.
BURNER
All right, Baby. Here I come.
BURNER
(under his breath)
Screw you, Q.B.
Burner and Phil are at a table. Mia comes toward them with
JESS WHIRLWIND (20), an adorable Native American with black
hair down to her ass. They’re carrying trays of fast food.
PHIL
(taking a tray from Jess)
Thanks.
JESS
I got you the fajita salad. The
stuffed pizza was too greasy.
MIA
Guess who was ahead of us in line?
Achilles Addams.
BURNER
Did you get his autograph?
MIA
(caustic)
No, I got his phone number.
What’s so funny?
MIA
You don’t need to be laughing, Phil.
What you need to do is keep getting the
rock into Ricky’s hands. Do that and
you might have a shot at being drafted.
PHIL
C’mon, Mia. Everybody knows Burner’s
gonna declare early after this season,
but I’m not kidding myself...
JESS
Don’t sell yourself short, Phil.
BURNER
She’s right Q.B. Tom Brady was a
sixth-round draft pick. Look how that
worked out.
ELYSSE (O.S.)
Lost?
46.
ACHILLES
I thought 103 would be on the first
floor but I can’t find it.
ELYSSE
It is on the first floor, but it’s in
Wyndham Hall. This is Bradley Hall.
ACHILLES
Oh f – !
ELYSSE
(smiles to interrupt him)
It’s not hard to get to from here. Go
down this hall, out the main doors,
take a right and go past the Admin
building. Wyndham’s the red building
next to the Van Helsing statue.
ACHILLES
Thanks.
ELYSSE
(calls after him)
See you tomorrow night, Achilles.
ELYSSE
Ethics 101. I’m Professor Johansson.
This building, second floor. And
Achilles, try not to be late.
NORRIS
Ah, Mr. Addams, so glad you could join
us. And if the news reports are to be
believed, now that you’ve arrived,
Western Civilization can begin anew.
ACHILLES
Hey.
PORTIA (V.O.)
Hi, Lee. How are you doing, baby?
ACHILLES
(lying)
I’m fine. How are you? Loving
Princeton I’ll bet.
PORTIA (V.O.)
I’d love it more if you were here
loving on me right now.
ACHILLES
Yeah and when they start letting
brothers like me in it won’t be
Princeton anymore, will it?
PORTIA (V.O.)
(a sweet laugh)
Stop it, Lee. You’re not just some
dumb jock. You remember that, okay?
Baby I miss you. Do you miss me?
SEXY COED
Hi, Handsome!
48.
ACHILLES
Yeah, of course I do.
PORTIA (V.O.)
Do you love me?
ACHILLES
Yes, Portia. I do.
DEBRA
He’s here, Dr. Webb.
CHARLOTTE
Thank you, Debra. Show him in, please.
ACHILLES
Sorry I’m late, Dr. Webb.
CHARLOTTE
So am I Achilles. You’ve got practice
in 15 minutes, so we don’t have as much
time as I’d hoped. This is Valerie
Kim. I’ve asked her to be your tutor.
VALERIE
Hello, Achilles.
49.
ACHILLES
Hi, Val.
Billy’s standing with his back to us, looking out the large
window down onto the field. CAMERA COMES AROUND and we see
him from outside the window. He’s deep in thought.
GARCIA
Elliott! Addams! Both of you, Coach’s
office! Now!
HENDERSON
What time is it?!
TEAM
Go time!
50.
HENDERSON
I said, WHAT TIME IS IT?!
TEAM
GO TIME!
HENDERSON
WHOOOOO-AAAAAH!
ON THE SIDELINE
The Sea Devils offensive unit trots onto the field for
their first series. Billy checks his laminated play sheet.
BILLY
(into headset)
I feel good about today, Bull.
BULL (V.O.)
That’s because we’re still in first
place, Billy.
IN THE HUDDLE
PHIL
PHIL
(to Warren)
Calm down “iPhone.” You throw up now
and you’re gonna be that defensive
end’s bitch all day. And trust me,
nobody wants to see that.
51.
PHIL
(all business)
Here we go. Slot right, 33 Stretch
Cadillac. On two. Break!
Gale and J.R. are with Charlotte, her HUSBAND, and Harold
and Maria Pennebaker. Harold frowns at the sight of Phil
walking to the line of scrimmage. Gale smiles at him
sweetly to assuage him on behalf of her husband.
ON THE SIDELINE
DISSOLVE TO:
Cake gets Cat’s eye and looks toward the band. Cat follows
her gaze to THE LEAD SINGER, the Bad Boy your mother warned
you about. Cat smiles lasciviously.
JOSE
(whispering)
Achilles. Achilles.
ACHILLES
Oh, hey, Jose. What’s up?
JOSE
It’s almost one my friend.
ACHILLES
(misunderstanding)
Yeah, I’m almost done.
JOSE
(over his shoulder)
Okay, just make sure you put everything
back where it belongs.
DISSOLVE TO:
END OF DREAM
RETURN TO SCENE
CAT
(mischievous grin)
Want some?
ACHILLES
(confused)
What?
54.
CAT
Juice, Einstein. What do you think?
ACHILLES
Umm. No. Thanks.
CAT
Hey, don’t you owe me a hundred bucks?
INSERT – PHOTO
DALLAS
CECILIA
Your father was a good man, Dallas, and
I loved him very, very much.
DALLAS
I know he was, Mom. So did I.
DALLAS
What is it, Mom?
55.
CECILIA
Now that he’s gone, I think it’s time
you knew something.
DALLAS
Time I knew what?
FADE OUT.
END OF EPISODE
GOAL TO GO