Sms 5

Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se

TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’

Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya”.
NURSE : “chal jhoota ,

.
.
Mene to sirf tumhaari
Kidney churai hai”
Maths teacher asked JOHNY

�If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied �Sir! 3 new girl friends�.
Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university
1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!

Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,

un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.
1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa

robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay.
Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga

Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha
Chatakh!
Mom:Kia howa?
Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai
MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..
Chatakh…!!!:-)
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours

everyday after Namaz outside the mosque
& u will b a millionare within few Months.
�Allah k naam par dey de baba
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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai �:-P
He said� Do u love me just coz

my father left me a fortune?
She said� No stupid, I�d love u no matter
who left you the money!
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
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Teacher:
Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
This post was written by admin on August 12, 2008
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A man was dying of cancer�
A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied:
�So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom�

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Accounts k student ki gaali:-
Accounts k student ki gaali:-
Salay bounced cheque,

Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,
tu paida kion howa ?

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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,

Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,

Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA

& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-

to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
A chinees couple have three sons,

When 1st son born, they named him HUE-CHING-CHONG,
When 2nd son born, they named him MUI-Zingh-Zhong,
But their third son is BLACK, they named him SOME-THING-IS-WRONG.
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If you have talent and u have the skills,
If you have talent and u have the skills,
And you want to do something for others�
Then don�t waste your time,
And JOIN
.
.
�LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS�

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The word �WOMAN� has �MAN� in it,
The word �WOMAN� has �MAN� in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
FEMALE has �MALE� in it,
She has �HE� in it,
MADAM has ADAM in it,
No wonder �MEN� always wanna be INSIDE WOMEN.

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If you are going through Hell then?
If you are going through Hell then?
.
.
.
.
.
Then.
.
.
.
.
Then
.
.
Keep going..

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Changing underwear!
All people in this world
Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian
Atleast once a day

Stand on single leg for
*
*
Changing underwear!

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It�s the thing that satisfies
It�s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It�s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

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A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:
A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:
Dear Dad!
No Mony, No Fun
Your Son.
His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very Bad,
Your Dad!

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James Bond sent marriage proposal to Brook Shield, but she rejected his proposal,
James Bond sent marriage proposal to Brook Shield, but she rejected his proposal,
Why?
?
?
Because she did not wat to be called �Brook Bond�.

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A promising young man
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

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don�t make jokes.
don�t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

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Santa Police se:

Kal rat chor mere ghar se

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’

NURSE : “chal jhoota ,

Maths teacher asked JOHNY

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa

Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga

Repeat these lines at least 2 hours

Posted under Funny SMS

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai �:-P

He said� Do u love me just coz

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

This post was written by admin on August 12, 2008

(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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Salay bounced cheque,

tu paida kion howa ?

Posted under Funny SMS

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(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

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Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA

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I was the 10 in line!

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Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-

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A chinees couple have three sons,

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Atleast once a day

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