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The FBI maintains an 83-page glossary of Internet slang terms that they compiled to help understand online communications. However, many of the terms they include are obscure with very few usages on Twitter. Examples shown include terms with only 25 to 535 tweets that seem out of touch. While some definitions are correct, many head-scratching choices reveal how far behind law enforcement can lag in understanding online culture and technology.
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The FBI Maintains an 83-Page Glossary of Internet Slang. and It is Hilariously, Frighteningly Out of Touch.
The FBI maintains an 83-page glossary of Internet slang terms that they compiled to help understand online communications. However, many of the terms they include are obscure with very few usages on Twitter. Examples shown include terms with only 25 to 535 tweets that seem out of touch. While some definitions are correct, many head-scratching choices reveal how far behind law enforcement can lag in understanding online culture and technology.
The FBI maintains an 83-page glossary of Internet slang terms that they compiled to help understand online communications. However, many of the terms they include are obscure with very few usages on Twitter. Examples shown include terms with only 25 to 535 tweets that seem out of touch. While some definitions are correct, many head-scratching choices reveal how far behind law enforcement can lag in understanding online culture and technology.
frighteningly out of touch. The FBI headquarters IRL. Thats in real life, to you. (Jeffrey MacMillan/Capital Business) The BY CAITLIN DEWEY June 17 Internet is full of strange and bewildering neologisms, which anyone but a text-addled teen would struggle to understand. So the fine, taxpayer- funded people of the FBI apparently not content to trawl rban !ictionary, li"e the rest of us compiled a glossary of Internet slang. #n $%-page glossary. &ontaining nearly %,''' terms. The glossary was recently made public through a Freedom of Information re(uest by the group )uc"*oc", which posted the +!F, called ,Twitter shorthand,- online. !espite its name, this isn.t /ust Twitter slang0 #s the FBI.s Intelligence *esearch Support nit explains in the introduction, it.s a primer on shorthand used across the Internet, including in ,instant messages, Faceboo" and )yspace.- #s if that )yspace reference wasn.t proof enough that the FBI.s a tad out of touch, the I*S then promises the list will pro1e useful both professionally and ,for "eeping up with your children and2or grandchildren.- 34our tax dollars at wor"56 #ll of these minor gaffes could be forgi1en, howe1er, if the glossary itself was actually good. 7b1iously, FBI operati1es and researchers need to understand Internet slang the Internet is, increasingly, where crime goes down these days. But then we get things li"e #87TBS78 3,always loo" on the bright side of life-6 and #)79 3,alpha male of group-6 : within the first ;' entries. #87TBS78 has, for the record, been tweeted fewer than <'' times in the entire eight- year history of Twitter. #)79 has been tweeted far more often, but usually in Spanish : as a misspelling, it would appear, of ,amor- and ,amigo.- #mong the other head-scratching terms the FBI considers can.t-miss Internet slang0 1. AYFKMWTS (are you f kidding me with this s?) 990 tweets 2. BFFLTDDUP (best friends for life until death do us part) 414 tweets 3. BOGSAT (bunch of guys sitting around talking) 144 tweets 4. BTDTGTTSAWIO (been there, done that, got the T-shirt and wore it out) 47 tweets 5. BTWITIAILWY (by the way, I think I am in love with you) 535 tweets 6. DILLIGAD (does it look like I give a damn?) 289 tweets 7. DITYID (did I tell you Im depressed?) 69 tweets 8. E2EG (ear-to-ear grin) 125 tweets 9. GIWIST (gee, I wish I said that) 56 tweets 10.HCDAJFU (he could do a job for us) 25 tweets 11.IAWTCSM (I agree with this comment so much) 20 tweets 12.IITYWIMWYBMAD (if I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink?) 250 tweets 13.LLTA (lots and lots of thunderous applause) 855 tweets 14.NIFOC (naked in front of computer) 1,065 tweets, most of them referring to acronym guides like this one. 15.PMYMHMMFSWGAD (pardon me, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn) 128 tweets 16.SOMSW (someone over my shoulder watching) 170 tweets 17.WAPCE (women are pure concentrated evil) 233 tweets, few relating to women 18.YKWRGMG (you know what really grinds my gears?) 1,204 tweets In all fairness to the FBI, they do get some things right0 ,crun"- is helpfully defined as ,cra=y and drun",- FF is ,a recommendation to follow someone referenced in the tweet,- and a whole range of online patois is translated to its proper >nglish e(ui1alent0 hafta is ,ha1e to,- ima is ,I.m going to,- "ewt is ,cute.- 7ne would hope the people tas"ed with in1estigating federal crimes could decipher that "ind of thing through context clues : but the Internet is a 1ast, di==ying place5 #nd both the law and law enforcement, as many, many recent cases ha1e attested, lag painfully behind technology and technology culture to the detriment of people in those spaces who need help. So while I might wanna 3want to6 8)S7 3laugh my soc"s off6 o1er this glossary, it.s actually "ind of serious, when you T7TT 3thin" on these things6.