mamas golden girl

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:36:46 PM
My husband has a daughter by a previous marriage that I had never met. I knew she was gay.
She has had a run of bad luck and come to live with us. She is very intriguing to me. I can't
explain it. She is a mix of male and female. she has shown no interest in me except as a friend.
Talk me out of this


UPDATE About a month ago I thought she might be coming on to me. I was upset about some
bad news and she was trying to comfort me. She kissed my neck and started rubbing my leg.
She commented on how soft my skin is and how she wished hers was soft. I did not respond in
any way. So a couple of days ago she asked me if I had ever been with a woman. I told her I
had never been attracted to any woman except her. I told her that I am too old for her, I am
married and I am her step mother. She said "so don't be my stepmother" WE talked and agree
that there cannot be anything sexual between us. Then I told my husband. I told him that if I
had met her when I was young and single I would have fallen for her. He seemed to take it OK.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:38:00 PM
This is gonna be good...

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:38:46 PM
My husband has a daughter by a previous marriage that I had never met. I knew she was gay.
She has had a run of bad luck and come to live with us. She is very intriguing to me. I can't
explain it. She is a mix of male and female. she has shon no interest in me except as a friend.
Talk me out of this
Sure, give me the number of child protective services in your area, and the girl's mother. I'll
have you talked out of it in no time.



**ETA** Maybe I misread and she is an adult. Either way, you are seriously disturbed. Instead
of CPS, just give me your husband's phone number.....
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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:38:49 PM
What to do?

Wait until Thrusday for cryin' out loud.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:39:16 PM
Seriously?

mamas golden girl
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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:39:45 PM
She is 47. I am 63

*maureen*
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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:40:55 PM
I have to be back at work on friday at 9:00. I'm gonna need you to hair flip before then because
I have a busy weekend...

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:41:04 PM
My turn...my turn....

People!!! It's only Wednesday!!

Kristen

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:41:06 PM
Is this post for real or are you like a teenage boy trying to see what we will say?

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:42:04 PM
OH just go for it. Life is too short for unrequited love to go without action. Best of British Luck
to you both!

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:43:31 PM
I didn't think we let the trolls out until after midnight on wednesdays for
thursday drama.....


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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:43:51 PM
Well, one thing is for sure-you won't get pregnant so go for it!

sues
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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:43:53 PM


Let's all respond as if we are soap writers...

The step-daughter's name is 'Nevada' and she's back in town with a hard luck story. She scours
the town, looking for a job, to no avail. She comes home after a particularly grueling round of
interviews and....

GimmeCandy!
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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:43:53 PM
I'll give you the reaction you're looking for

makingmemorieslast
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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:44:07 PM
When you have only 74 posts here and are already posting potentially scandalous threads, no
one is going to believe you. It makes us think you are just trying to get everyone riled up. If this
is a serious thread and you want serious responses, you should wait until people know you
around here so we aren't wary of your posts. People don't want to look like fools by believing
someone who is just getting their kicks by stirring shit up.
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~crisann~
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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:44:50 PM
Is it really only Wednesday? Had me fooled!

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:44:51 PM
Wait, wait, wait! Is this the same pea with the husband that sees a prostitute (or something
along those lines)?

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:46:16 PM

I'm attracted to my step daughter. What to do?
by mamas golden girl

Posted: 6/16/2010 7:36:46 PM
My husband has a daughter by a previous marriage that I had never met. I knew she was gay.
She has had a run of bad luck and come to live with us. She is very intriguing to me. I can't
explain it. She is a mix of male and female. she has shon no interest in me except as a friend.
Talk me out of this


My first bit of advice would be...put down the crack pipe.

Then I'd look up the phrase "attention whore" and also take note that "Thrusday" is tomorrow.
From there just wing it but make sure to look up the phrase "hair flip" as well and give us a
good one.

mamas golden girl
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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:46:45 PM
I am a long time pea. I use this idenity to post about things I am too embarrassed to talk about
using my real name.

Katybee
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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:47:13 PM
Well, one thing is for sure-you won't get pregnant so go for it!


I wouldn't be so sure...
She is a mix of male and female.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:47:38 PM
...lays her head in her her step mummy's lap. Tearfully, she pours her heart out to Destiny (her
wicked but dangerously attractive step mom). Not thinking, Destiny begins to stroke Nevada's
forehead with sweet...


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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:47:47 PM
I think you should seek counseling.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:47:49 PM


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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:47:56 PM
posting history has not been changed in over SIX MONS....
and this was post #74.......I am a bit skeptical.......

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:48:10 PM
Go for it! What could possibly go wrong?

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Katybee
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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:48:56 PM
I am a long time pea. I use this idenity to post about things I am too embarrassed to talk about
using my real name.


OK...who's got the spread sheet?

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:49:19 PM
GO FOR IT and then post about it tomorrow to let us know how it went. We want ALL of the
details.

AND I think you should take pics so you can scrap about it and then post the LOs in the gallery.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:49:26 PM
I got nothin'.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:49:37 PM
I am a long time pea. I use this idenity to post about things I am too embarrassed to talk about
using my real name.


Okay, but are you the one with the prostitute/husband story? It's so hard to keep up with
alternative IDs.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:50:38 PM
I am a long time pea. I use this idenity to post about things I am too embarrassed to talk about
using my real name.


Real advice on the total slim bit of a snaowflake in hell chance you are for real.

- Sex/intimate relations with your step daughter is wrong...it just is.
- Perhaps you are attracted not to her but to her freedom of choices. Honey you have those
same freedoms. Do your hair like you want, dress like you want, go where you please and say
how you feel. Let the other 60 somethings in your retirement village faint, deal or bite it.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:51:13 PM
Go for it! What could possibly go wrong?

She is a mix of male and female.
Wait, don't tell me. You saw Splice this weekend?
I use this idenity to post about things I am too embarrassed to talk about using my real name.
Mmm, yes, this would qualify.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:51:35 PM
mamas golden girl
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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:46:45 PM
I am a long time pea. I use this idenity to post about things I am too embarrassed to talk about
using my real name.



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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:53:00 PM
Very odd love triangle indeed. **shudder**

sues
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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:53:55 PM
The step-daughter's name is 'Nevada' and she's back in town with a hard luck story. She scours
the town, looking for a job, to no avail. She comes home after a particularly grueling round of
interviews and....

..lays her head in her her step mummy's lap. Tearfully, she pours her heart out to Destiny (her
Loc: SW Chicago suburbs


wicked but dangerously attractive step mom). Not thinking, Destiny begins to stroke Nevada's
forehead with sweet...
magical fingertips. There was lightning in her touch!
"I know you're my step daughter, but since we aren't related by blood..."

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:54:43 PM
I'll go pop some popcorn and grab some drinks......


I think you should confess your feelings to DH snd then come back and talk to us about what
he says to you in response!


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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:55:11 PM
French teenagers

...soft caresses. Nevada looks up into her eyes and suddenly realizes what she has been
missing all these years...a mother's true love. "Mommy!" she sighs softy. her lips part slightly
to let the sound escape. "Yes, my dearest child", whispers Destiny, as she....



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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:55:51 PM
This reminds me of a VC Andrews novel.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 7:59:08 PM
...soft caresses. Nevada looks up into her eyes and suddenly realizes what she has been
missing all these years...a mother's true love. "Mommy!" she sighs softy. her lips part slightly
to let the sound escape. "Yes, my dearest child", whispers Destiny, as she....


continued stroking Nevada fervently. "Mommy...I think I need to potty train my toad. I'm
afraid he pooed by the pool and none of my friends will want to come over and play with me
anymore." Destiny paused as she considered a day without Nevada's curvaceous young friends
frolicking by the pool.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:00:04 PM
"she has shon" should be She has shown.

Really, I think your stepdaughter would be more attracted to someone with basic spelling
skills.

Julie

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:00:45 PM
strokes Nevada's half-day stubble. Suddenly, a 30-year old man wandered into the room. "who
is that?" asked Nevada. "Why, that's my son that I gave birth to last year. Remember? We sent
him upstairs to nap and now he's up...and 30."

mamas golden girl
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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:02:59 PM
I think it is in part because of her fearlesness and attitude. I think that I am just curious about
"things". I have never been this close to a gay person.


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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:10:19 PM
What are your thoughts about Woody Allen?

What do you think you should do?

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:12:44 PM
I think it is in part because of her fearlesness and attitude. I think that I am just curious about
"things". I have never been this close to a gay person.


So get some fearlessness for yourself, google some porn and FYI you are around gay people all
the time. In fact you probably see them everyday they are just harder to spot than a bad
toupee.

Honestly if you are for real you sound like you just need to get out of your sheltered life not
start some huge drama that will probably ruin you marriage and maybe the rest of your life.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:13:10 PM
and now the poo in the pool thread isn't the best thread of the day.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:15:06 PM
Ah, heck. You only live once. Wait for DH to go to bed and mistakenly go into her room and see
where it goes.

Good grief.



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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:15:40 PM
I think that I am just curious about "things". I have never been this close to a gay person.


Ok, I'll bite cause I'm bored. Sooooo, you've have these "feelings" and curiosities perhaps
about being gay, and you're thinking the place to start might be your step daughter?? Do you
at all see where that might be just a smidgen stupid, for lack of about a million other words I
want to say right now?


sues
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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:18:53 PM
strokes Nevada's half-day stubble. Suddenly, a 30-year old man wandered into the room. "who
is that?" asked Nevada. "Why, that's my son that I gave birth to last year. Remember? We sent
him upstairs to nap and now he's up...and 30."

"Hey" thought Destiny "I've never been this close to a gay, intersex woman AND my 30 year
old son who may as well be a stranger to me for all the years he's spent upstairs! Maybe I
should explore this curiosity. Maybe I can bend them and pose them into different positions
and see what happens! Maybe they will let me play too! Maybe....."

Fern*
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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:21:49 PM
Best of British Luck to you both!

British people are lucky?
Ok, I'll bite cause I'm bored. Sooooo, you've have these "feelings" and curiosities perhaps
about being gay, and you're thinking the place to start might be your step daughter?? Do you
at all see where that might be just a smidgen stupid, for lack of about a million other words I
want to say right now?

Yeah, I definitely think she should find a random lesbian on the internet to cheat on her
husband with. If she confirms that she does like the ladies, then she can divorce her husband
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and run off with his daughter.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:23:42 PM
continued stroking Nevada fervently. "Mommy...I think I need to potty train my toad. I'm
afraid he pooed by the pool and none of my friends will want to come over and play with me
anymore." Destiny paused as she considered a day without Nevada's curvaceous young friends
frolicking by the pool.




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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:25:33 PM
Blue and Sues!!! I am literally LMAO right now. My son is like what is going on mom? LOL!!!


Oh and to answer the OP I'm pretty sure women 65 and older get "lesbian encounter/get out
of jail free" cards at the social security office. So you only have a few years to wait.

sues
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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:26:56 PM


Destiny paused as she considered a day without Nevada's curvaceous young
friends frolicking by the pool.

She'd never been that close to a big bunch of curvy, frolicking lesbains
before. Just thinking about it made her want to skim the pool and dream of a
better tomorrow!

sues
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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:28:05 PM

Aimmer! Nice of you to drop in. It seems like forever since I've seen you!

sues
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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:29:52 PM

This is my favorite part...

she has shon no interest in me except as a friend. Talk me out of this

Talk you out of what?

Seanna.
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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:30:57 PM

Will you still be mama's golden girl if you pursue this, though?


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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:30:59 PM

You should totally do it! It worked for Woody Allen.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:32:26 PM


is this for real?

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:33:10 PM

This thread is useless w/out pictures!

(I've always wanted to use that line )

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:33:33 PM



Yeah, I definitely think she should find a random lesbian on the internet to
cheat on her husband with. If she confirms that she does like the ladies, then
she can divorce her husband and run off with his daughter.



See. Thank you the level heads with great ideas are here now. I say post a
Craigslist ad with pictures of your crotch and your home phone number
written on your thigh...that's how the classy gals do it now days for true.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:33:50 PM

Between this thread and pool cleaning, am going to have to find lots of
excuses to take breaks from this dull old spreadsheet I am supposed to be
working on this afternoon.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:34:39 PM

She'd never been that close to a big bunch of curvy, frolicking lesbains
before. Just thinking about it made her want to skim the pool and dream of a
better tomorrow!
____________________________________________

Then she noticed something suspicious float by, or perhaps it was not
actually in the pool, but only next to the pool. Mean mommy made everyone
get out of the pool. No one would fess up, so they all got sent to their rooms
in their wet, clingy, (and for someone stained) barely there suits. They went
upstairs to change......





sues
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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:36:19 PM

Tune in tomorrow to find out what happens next on...
(cue the dramatic music)
"On Golden's Pond"

tanyalee
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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:38:45 PM


Yeah, I definitely think she should find a random lesbian on the internet to
cheat on her husband with. If she confirms that she does like the ladies, then
she can divorce her husband and run off with his daughter.



Yeah this is more along the lines of what I was thinking would be a better
idea!


ScrapNKary
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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:39:02 PM

Ahhh...school's out for the summer....let the teenaged trolling begin

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:39:16 PM

Now I am laughing so hard I cried. And dh is pissed because he's trying to
watch the last episode of Lost and I'm cackling about toad poo, stained
swimsuits and Nevada's half day stubble.

Popojijo
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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:39:22 PM

If you are attracted to someone other than your DH you have bigger
problems that just the attraction. Stay away from temptation, move on.

If this is just pot stirring than go for it, I'm sure your marrage will be better
for you going after his daughter.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:42:21 PM

What do you want us to say? Make a move on our step daughter? We are
never going to say that.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:42:26 PM



Ok, if this was "real"...why oh why do you think that just because she's
interested in women that she'd be interested in YOU???? No, seriously. You
said the woman wants to be just your friend so there really isn't anything you
can do but go find another lesi who's interested in you if you want to check
out the other team.

Really, you should leave this lady alone. You have a lot to lose for just
"experiements" sake.

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:50:26 PM


I say post a Craigslist ad with pictures of your crotch and your home phone
number written on your thigh...that's how the classy gals do it now days for
true.


Best advice, EVAH!

Just T
I need therapea!

PeaNut 65,272
January 2003
Posted: 6/16/2010 8:53:43 PM

Slight hijack...or not so slight...
Fern, what are those purple petunias with green edges in your signature?? I
peamailed you the other day about them, but I rarely notice my own
peamail, so maybe you didn't see it.

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Hijack over...

sues
"Surrounded by thugs."

PeaNut 16,228
June 2001
Posts: 33,204
Layouts: 71
Loc: SW Chicago suburbs


Posted: 6/16/2010 8:54:29 PM

I wonder if you could use scrap supplies to put that number on your thigh? I
mean...you could make it real perty.

candleangie
Sequin Sewer

PeaNut 140,337
April 2004
Posts: 14,949
Layouts: 104
Loc: Portland Oregon


Posted: 6/16/2010 8:55:41 PM

What do you DO???? WTF do you mean, What do you DO.

You do NOTHING.



Honestly.....

*mumblemumblemoronmumblemumble wtf[b/]*

amichelleh
Ancient Ancestor of Pea

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:55:52 PM

Re: Hijack

Fern, WoW!!! Those are AMAZING!


Toni Alexis
StuckOnPeas

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Posted: 6/16/2010 8:57:12 PM


so they all got sent to their rooms in their wet, clingy, (and for someone
stained) barely there suits. They went upstairs to change......



Tune in tomorrow to find out what happens next on...
(cue the dramatic music)
"On Golden's Pond"



OMGosh, I'm crying now!

MotherofJackals
Turning holy water into wine

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line


Posted: 6/16/2010 8:58:36 PM


I wonder if you could use scrap supplies to put that number on your thigh? I
mean...you could make it real perty.



One word...Vajazzle

TreeLover
Liberally conservative,
conservatively liberal
Posted: 6/16/2010 9:00:39 PM

This week is flying by! Thrusday already?

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Fern*
SB429.F47

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Posted: 6/16/2010 9:03:08 PM


Slight hijack...or not so slight...
Fern, what are those purple petunias with green edges in your signature?? I
peamailed you the other day about them, but I rarely notice my own
peamail, so maybe you didn't see it.

Hijack over...


Oops. Sorry. I don't check my peamail very often. They are a supertunia
called 'Pretty Much Picasso.' 'Pretty Much Picasso' grower's website.

angela1422
Trying to find Narnia

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April 2007
Posts: 8,946
Layouts: 9


Posted: 6/16/2010 9:12:58 PM

Why do the best threads always happen when I'm at rehearsal!?

dolansd&s
Dreaming of a distant island

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Posted: 6/16/2010 9:35:12 PM

I just keep wondering if this is the 2010 version of "The Golden Girls".....

MizIndependent
Is there another word for
synonym?

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Loc: Right where I'm s'posed
to be.


Posted: 6/16/2010 9:40:40 PM


she has shon no interest in me except as a friend. Talk me out of this

Talk you out of what? Making a monumental ass of yourself? You are
assuming that she will want anything to do with you.



JBeans
Toast gazing is an art I do not
Posted: 6/16/2010 9:45:56 PM

Ya crazy azz peas. All of you all.
possess.

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bluechiwawamom
Maker of the butt sweater

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Posted: 6/16/2010 9:48:26 PM

Then she noticed something suspicious float by, or perhaps it was not
actually in the pool, but only next to the pool. Mean mommy made everyone
get out of the pool. No one would fess up, so they all got sent to their rooms
in their wet, clingy, (and for someone stained) barely there suits. They went
upstairs to change......

Then Nevada made everyone line up while she smelled their butts. When she
got to Destiny, she felt something...different. She realized that she had
FEELINGS for this butt. This tight, yet slightly hairy butt.

OMG, she silently cried "someone talk me out of this!" Suddenly....

BethAnneM
Hermetically sealed for your
protection

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July 2003
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Loc: Cali Baby
Posted: 6/16/2010 9:55:25 PM

You said she was a mix of he and she....is this person a hermaphrodite?
You know, they keep saying Lady Gaga is one but I don't really believe it. I
have heard rumors that Jamie Lee Curtis is one too. I actually saw her in a
store in Santa Monica once, she didn't have much makeup on but I could still
tell it was her. It was an Ahhh's store and I think she was buying Beanie
Babies, it was probably ten years ago now.



tanyalee
BucketHead

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Posted: 6/16/2010 10:06:44 PM


shon no interest



Hey, where's the grammar police????


TravelAgent
Resident Smart Ass

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January 2007
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Posted: 6/16/2010 10:15:01 PM

Tanya, I busted her for that on page 1. And I just learned that Jamie Lee
Curtis once bought Beanie Babies.

I can't decide which thread is more memorable: this one or the pool poop.

Julie

alwaysa4Hmember
baseball is love.

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June 2004
Posts: 15,385
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Loc: Arkansas


Posted: 6/16/2010 10:25:24 PM


all that keeps coming to mind for me is, "Oh Holy Hell, NO!"

Seriously, what do you do? You need to ask? IT IS YOUR STEP DAUGHTER.



Yeah. That.

keriwestpartdeux
AncestralPea

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Loc: Living well is the best
revenge...


Posted: 6/16/2010 10:49:28 PM

Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite?

*Maddie_Isabella*
PeaAddict
Posted: 6/16/2010 11:38:53 PM

<<<<<marking my place for tomorrow.

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12save
PeaAddict

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Posted: 6/16/2010 11:48:09 PM

You are not to be in a relationship w/ your own children or step-children.
Ever hear the saying, "Curiosity killed the cat." If you do anything here other
than be her friend, you may as well kiss your marriage goodbye. In fact, I say
work on your marriage and have a better relationship w/ your husband.
Looking outside your marriage to try to fill an empty spot in your life is just
asking for trouble.

joyce.k.b.
PeaFixture

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Posted: 6/17/2010 12:20:41 AM

I saw an episode of Californication where David Duchovny was making out
with his girlfriend in a bedroom at a party. He got up to use the bathroom
and on his way back accidentally entered the wrong bedroom where a
woman was laying naked on the bed in the dark, and of course he thought it
was his gfriend, as he proceeded to dive for pearls. It was all just a wacky mix
up.

Just thought I would share an alibi in case the Op finds herself needing one



edited: spelling

Legacy Girl
PeaFixture

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Posted: 6/17/2010 12:21:54 AM

Golden Girl Gate + Turdgate = Funniest Day EVAH on Two Peas!!!


missbitts
Rampage!

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Loc: On the right side.


Posted: 6/17/2010 12:29:56 AM

Mama's Golden Girl
Intrigued by her stepdaughter
Talk her out of this




LauraBadora
StuckOnPeas

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Posts: 2,023
Layouts: 2


Posted: 6/17/2010 12:51:52 AM


This reminds me of a VC Andrews novel.



Next the OP will tell us about her unnatural feelings towards her brother
after they were raised in the attic together!



Seriously, this is my favorite line:

she has shon no interest in me except as a friend. Talk me out of this



'Cuz, ya know...since the step-daughter is the gay, she's obviously just
waiting for her step-mommy to make the first move. Do it, OP, do it! She
totally wants it.[/sarcasm]

Posted: 6/17/2010 1:13:52 AM


I wonder if you could use scrap supplies to put that number on your thigh? I
mean...you could make it real perty.



I'll be back later to check on you girls
It is all going off here, between sniff tests and decorative use of scrapbooking
supplies
Pearl Maple
Ancient Ancestor of Pea

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Are you recommending rhinestones or copics for this project?

leftturnonly
Will trade mosquitoes for
cookies.

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March 2009
Posts: 22,257
Layouts: 0
Loc: Living in Kim's Perfect
World, again.


Posted: 6/17/2010 1:30:37 AM


Blue and Sues!!! I am literally LMAO right now. My son is like what is going
on mom? LOL!!!

Me too!

I say go for it. She'll be impressed with your Sr. Citizen discount at the movies
and First Tuesdays at the mall.

jrenae
Doing strange things in the
name of Art

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July 2003
Posts: 23,541
Layouts: 87
Posted: 6/17/2010 1:38:29 AM

It took insomnia for me to come into this thread. But nothing will take me
into the poo in the pool thread.

But seriously...the sexual revolution is over. Let's grow up. You're 63 (so you
say, you could be 13), so find a Red Hat's group and see what Betty White is
up to.
Loc: "Oh, here go hell come"
AZ



Scrapmom-of-2
StuckOnPeas

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December 2003
Posts: 2,399
Layouts: 0
Loc: Illinois


Posted: 6/17/2010 2:05:00 AM

I just heard about this thread on facebook....now I can say I was here!

CosmosGreenTornado
Ancient Ancestor of Pea

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February 2001
Posts: 5,044
Layouts: 0
Loc: Obama Nation!


Posted: 6/17/2010 3:16:17 AM

"curious about things"

Well, I mean, who ISN'T curious about "things"

Maybe knitting should be your "thing"
or baking
or gardening...
no wait...

OutbackScrapPeaing

PeaNut 114,662
November 2003
Posted: 6/17/2010 3:31:37 AM


What to do?

Wait until Thrusday for cryin' out loud.



It's Thursday in Australia...

63.....crap.

I thought by 63 we had some grounding.
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Layouts: 185
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meeko77
ImPEAfection at it's finest

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Posts: 7,683
Layouts: 31
Loc: nothing could be finer
than to get out of Carolina
(SC)


Posted: 6/17/2010 3:45:16 AM


I just heard about this thread on facebook....now I can say I was here!



Ditto this! All I have is:


ladypop
BucketHead

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June 2008
Posts: 924
Layouts: 5
Loc: Australia


Posted: 6/17/2010 4:25:27 AM

Damn, I just recaffienated my keyboard. Still, at least if I get zapped I'll die
laughing.

Sue_Pea
Old Pea Coven member
wannabe

PeaNut 36,163
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Posts: 10,494
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Loc: here, there and
everywhere


Posted: 6/17/2010 5:13:12 AM



Love, love, love the Craigslist picture that Fern made!!! ROFL!!

Spongemom Scrappants
In my happy place.

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Layouts: 31
Loc: South Carolina


Posted: 6/17/2010 6:15:07 AM


But seriously...the sexual revolution is over. Let's grow up.


Crap. I missed it. And here I am a soon-to-be new divorcee too. What'll I do
for fun now?

Posted: 6/17/2010 6:23:10 AM

I didn't open it until Thursday, does that count?

Maybe it is Miss Scarlett and Maime. If that is the case it is simple, Rhett
doesn't give a damn.
Peppermintpatty
Mother of Benedict
Cumberbatch's love child

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Loc: Rockville, MD



kateloves2scrap
Hap"PEA" to be me!

PeaNut 308,161
April 2007
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Layouts: 0
Loc: the beach...ahh!


Posted: 6/17/2010 7:08:25 AM

this board never disappoints with craziness

As for what to do?

1. Wait til Thursday to post this stuff
2. Wait until we get to know you before asking this stuff
3. You need better material if you're going to be a troll


PierKiss
What if everything is an
illusion & nothing exists

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Posts: 15,081
Layouts: 39


Posted: 6/17/2010 7:26:04 AM


Then Nevada made everyone line up while she smelled their butts. When she
got to Destiny, she felt something...different. She realized that she had
FEELINGS for this butt. This tight, yet slightly hairy butt.

OMG, she silently cried "someone talk me out of this!" Suddenly....



Ok, this is seriously the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time! It made me
burst out laughing which lead to crying from laughing too hard, which also
caused my 9 month old to wake up and look at me like a lunatic! Love
it!!!

VizslaGirl
PeaFixture

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January 2003
Posts: 3,114
Layouts: 12
Loc: Beautiful Atlanta, GA


Posted: 6/17/2010 9:41:51 AM

Surely there is a Shakespearean play with a very bad ending that covers
incestual family relationships...

heartcat
International Association of
Epic Length Posters

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October 2002
Posts: 40,314
Layouts: 237
Loc: Where dreams come true


Posted: 6/17/2010 10:02:31 AM


I think that I am just curious about "things". I have never been this close to a
gay person.



Huh, who'd have guessed it? The 'doomsayers' were right all along!

Being around a gay person really 'can' turn you gay.

We have proof right here. A formerly 'straight' woman who is almost a senior
citizen, and in a committed relationship/marriage with a man, after being in
close proximity to a lesbian, suddenly develops an attraction to a gay
woman, and a curiosity for exploring the 'gay lifestyle'.

My theory is that the stepdaugher brought some of those elusive 'gay
Cornflakes' with her.

My advice, STOP eating the Cornflakes, and go surround yourself with
heterosexuals to negate the gay influence your stepdaughter is exuding.

dulcemama
Ancient Ancestor of Pea

PeaNut 302,969
Posted: 6/17/2010 10:17:54 AM


My advice, STOP eating the Cornflakes, and go surround yourself with
heterosexuals to negate the gay influence your stepdaughter is exuding.


It won't work. Once that shit crawls up your pant leg, you're doomed.
March 2007
Posts: 5,301
Layouts: 1
Loc: participating in WWR and
RAA





peasbkind
Right . . . where I ought to be!

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March 2010
Posts: 5,994
Layouts: 0
Loc: On the beach. . . if only in
my mind


Posted: 6/17/2010 10:30:16 AM

I am absolutely amazed, and not in a good way. But this thread should give
me something to read on my laptop while dd is in surgery tomorrow.

HapPEA in TX
AncestralPea

PeaNut 49,950
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Posts: 4,755
Layouts: 20
Loc: Getting ready for those
Friday Night lights!


Posted: 6/17/2010 10:42:44 AM



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My advice, STOP eating the Cornflakes, and go surround yourself with
heterosexuals to negate the gay influence your stepdaughter is exuding.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


It won't work. Once that shit crawls up your pant leg, you're doomed.




Ok, now that made me laugh out loud.

huskergal
Shameless Husker Fan

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September 2002
Posts: 49,515
Layouts: 123
Loc: Husker Nation


Posted: 6/17/2010 11:08:12 AM

You are both adults. Hit that!

MizMoose
PeaNut

PeaNut 61,264
January 2003
Posts: 173
Layouts: 0
Loc: Eastern WA State


Posted: 6/17/2010 3:10:36 PM

OMG! You Peas have GREAT imaginations! LOVE it!

and VaJazzle?? Oh, hell no! LMAO!!

mekpea
StuckOnPeas

PeaNut 84,518
May 2003
Posts: 2,909
Layouts: 51
Loc: Ohio


Posted: 6/17/2010 3:42:17 PM

I got nothing.

VizslaGirl
PeaFixture

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January 2003
Posts: 3,114
Layouts: 12
Loc: Beautiful Atlanta, GA


Posted: 6/17/2010 3:47:16 PM

Seriously this has to be one the best in a while...

mkatiej
AncestralPea

PeaNut 179,915
December 2004
Posts: 4,133
Layouts: 81
Loc: Wisconsin


Posted: 6/17/2010 4:05:29 PM


I am a long time pea. I use this idenity to post about things I am too
embarrassed to talk about using my real name.




Huh, then in that case with 76 posts, you've got a lot of embarrasing things
to talk about. Maybe you should just post under your 'real' pea name and we
can probably help you better.


Sister BDSQ
Fatty McWeirdboob

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Loc: Chicago-ish


Posted: 6/17/2010 4:07:52 PM

Buy yourselves matching flannels, give one to her and give her the "raised
eyebrow".

Buy the entire collection of The L Word & leave it on the coffe table. When
she notices, give her the "raised eyebrow".

Mention to her that her father is a lousy lay with the wrong equipment and
give her the "raised eyebrow".

leftturnonly
Will trade mosquitoes for
cookies.

PeaNut 416,788
March 2009
Posts: 22,257
Layouts: 0
Posted: 6/17/2010 4:09:41 PM


I think that I am just curious about "things". I have never been this close to a
gay person.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Huh, who'd have guessed it? The 'doomsayers' were right all along!

Being around a gay person really 'can' turn you gay.



Loc: Living in Kim's Perfect
World, again.



amichelleh
Ancient Ancestor of Pea

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June 2010
Posts: 9,109
Layouts: 0


Posted: 6/17/2010 4:10:10 PM

Why hasn't the OP been back to talk about this?


Troll.


HippyPea
PeaFixture

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Posts: 3,619
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Loc: Virginia is for Lovers


Posted: 6/17/2010 4:18:39 PM


Buy yourselves matching flannels, give one to her and give her the "raised
eyebrow".


Oh crap, that's my tic!!

That explains A LOT of things . . .

Sister BDSQ
Fatty McWeirdboob

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June 2007
Posts: 11,848
Layouts: 0
Loc: Chicago-ish


Posted: 6/17/2010 4:59:39 PM


That explains A LOT of things . . .

Shhh...don't elaborate. The next thread might be, "I am attracted to
Hippypea and want to go to Virginia, talk me out of it".

BeeDubya
StuckOnPeas

PeaNut 306,387
March 2007
Posts: 2,227
Layouts: 63
Loc: New yorks hottest club is
Gush.


Posted: 6/17/2010 5:15:23 PM

Nothing says sexy quite like incestuous senior lesbian loving. You should
totally film it and put on the interweb...make some cash for a lovely
retirement home/love nest.

irishwed
PeaFixture

PeaNut 418,318
April 2009
Posts: 3,941
Layouts: 0


Posted: 6/17/2010 5:27:17 PM

I've got lawn chairs and margaritas. Who's in???





BeeDubya
StuckOnPeas

PeaNut 306,387
March 2007
Posted: 6/17/2010 5:33:49 PM

<---------waves hand in the air a la Horshack.
Posts: 2,227
Layouts: 63
Loc: New yorks hottest club is
Gush.



Mom X 1
Plus Peanut and Ollie in
Heaven

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June 2008
Posts: 6,165
Layouts: 0
Loc: where the Tide Rolls


Posted: 6/17/2010 5:38:33 PM

I'm here, please pass me one of the margaritas!

2boysandwill
My turn to hit the PEAnata!!!

PeaNut 121,208
December 2003
Posts: 13,269
Layouts: 74
Loc: SCV, CA


Posted: 6/17/2010 5:50:40 PM

Hey, Betty White...just watch the folds (at 60-something I'm sure there's an
extra crease, or two) and clean up after yourself.

TXMary
Posted: 6/17/2010 5:57:20 PM

Oh my God...I love this place.

You just can't make this shit up.
That's my island!

PeaNut 174,226
October 2004
Posts: 7,829
Layouts: 0
Loc: Central Texas/Port
Aransas



huskergal
Shameless Husker Fan

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Posted: 6/17/2010 6:02:53 PM

You know, it does have the makings for a reality tv show.

LauraBadora
StuckOnPeas

PeaNut 400,215
November 2008
Posts: 2,023
Layouts: 2


Posted: 6/17/2010 6:04:16 PM

I'm just mad the OP hasn't updated today. Such a tease.

Birdie627
PeaNut

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July 2003
Posts: 453
Layouts: 4
Loc: America's Finest City


Posted: 6/17/2010 6:08:29 PM

Well thanks a bunch! Now I have to go reapply my makeup because I am
crying and the smearing has started. Damn non-waterproof mascara.

But nothing will take me into the poo in the pool thread.


You and me both, pea sista!
Thanks for making a rather dull Thursday not so bad!

sara b
Labby "Mom"

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March 2002
Posts: 22,367
Layouts: 95
Loc: Indianapolis, IN


Posted: 6/17/2010 6:13:53 PM

So do you think the OP is serious or is she trying to get Thrusday started
early? I'm guessing it's the latter.

lnortham
PeaNut

PeaNut 367,301
March 2008
Posts: 118
Layouts: 0

Posted: 6/17/2010 8:52:59 PM

For Real???? What do YOU think you should do? I definitely think this is a
pretty stupid question. Do you honestly think this could possibly end well? I
have a step daughter, I sure as hell don't want to jump her, she's my kid!
(and now I don't want you to be anywhere near her) Don't be an idiot.


Chopped Liver *U*
Running from the drama llama

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July 2002
Posts: 51,686
Layouts: 42
Loc: South Jersey


Posted: 6/17/2010 9:04:11 PM

I think you should do a porno together.

*Aloha*Aroha*
PeaFixture

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January 2007
Posts: 3,983
Layouts: 7
Loc: New Zealand/Hawaii


Posted: 6/17/2010 10:09:13 PM


Then Nevada made everyone line up while she smelled their butts. When she
got to Destiny, she felt something...different. She realized that she had
FEELINGS for this butt. This tight, yet slightly hairy butt.

OMG, she silently cried "someone talk me out of this!" Suddenly....



As she leaned her face closer the the intoxicating round hairyness of
Destiny's posterior, she heard the bedroom door slam open.

In the door stood Stan, father and husband, red with rage and anger as he
looked down at the flushed faces and heaving bosoms of his wife and
daughter.

"Are we having crockpot uncrustables for dinner AGAIN?' he raged,
impervious to the fact that the room was so filled with sexual tension you
could dent it with a kitten heel.

Blind Squirrel
All is well

PeaNut 205,131
May 2005
Posts: 6,374
Layouts: 0
Loc: Here and now


Posted: 6/17/2010 10:12:45 PM

For those of you avoiding the poo thread, you can't even imagine what you
are missing. As mentioned in the thread, the thread title was the grossest
part, so the warning was kind of silly. Go, enjoy!!!

susans sister
PeaFixture

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February 2004
Posts: 3,312
Layouts: 23
Loc: Asheville, NC


Posted: 6/17/2010 10:25:48 PM

OMG, I am wetting my pants I'm laughing so hard

Posted: 6/17/2010 10:26:54 PM

Though of course neither Nevada nor her step-mum wore kitten heels with
their matching flannel shirts. On a recent shopping jaunt they had gleefully
purchased matching ensembles, but the fun of the excursion was marred by
ill-behaved children roaming the aisles of their local Walmart, not to mention
the horrifically bad behavior of one woman who actually had the temerity to
RST
uniquer than you

PeaNut 101,300
August 2003
Posts: 6,227
Layouts: 65
Loc: Seattle, WA


jump the line. Both women were livid. All that shared emotion, the thrill of
finding their matching shirts, the exasperation of enduring second hand
brattiness, and then that shared lividity -- they knew that the sharing must
continue . . .

glimmergal
PeaNut

PeaNut 454,283
January 2010
Posts: 375
Layouts: 23
Loc: Ohio


Posted: 6/17/2010 10:45:04 PM

This is the funniest post I have read so far on Peas!

thatgirlintexas
Get off my lawn!

PeaNut 43,787
July 2002
Posts: 8,933
Posted: 6/17/2010 10:53:58 PM

I'm gone for one day. One freaking day and I miss good stuff like this!

Best.
Freaking Thread.
Ever!
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~KellyAnn~
Calligra-pea

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Posted: 6/17/2010 11:04:13 PM

I can't believe no one is disgusted by the age difference between OP and her
gay love interest.
It just isn't going to work out -ya know- different generations and all.









BTW, OP, aren't you a little old for a mid-life crisis?


boyzmom
PeaNut

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Posted: 6/17/2010 11:18:33 PM

OP=

SARAH and her weird twisted love story with interactive Poo in the Pool=


I think I have a new woman-crush...

I Sarah!!!

TVPea
PeaAddict

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Posted: 6/18/2010 12:31:02 AM

This has been a truly exceptional Thrusday.
December 2005
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Loc: TVLand



kissmevodka
StuckOnPeas

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Posted: 6/18/2010 6:46:21 AM

And *THIS* is why I can never leave 2p's. Oh my lordy... you guys just crack
me up.
How to explain serious giggling to dh...? Nah, if I just say "2p's" that'll cover
it!

Mom X 1
Plus Peanut and Ollie in
Heaven

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Posted: 6/18/2010 11:59:19 AM


"Are we having crockpot uncrustables for dinner AGAIN?' he raged,
impervious to the fact that the room was so filled with sexual tension you
could dent it with a kitten heel.



The soap opera is hilarious, but this truly takes the cake (or the uncrustable)


ilovepaper
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then straight on till morning....


Posted: 6/18/2010 12:03:57 PM

I love this place.

sixcss
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Posted: 6/18/2010 12:07:08 PM

Now I have actually seen it all in 2peas

ladytrisha
AncestralPea

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Posted: 6/18/2010 12:52:09 PM

sitting at work, crying, and afraid to get up because then I'll have to run to
the bathroom ... oh my gosh .. hysterical.

I this place and all who are in the peapoopod ... oh wait.. that's the other
thread!

RST
uniquer than you

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Posted: 6/18/2010 1:12:50 PM

Anybody got the recipe for crockpot uncrustables?

Doe-Doe
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Posted: 6/18/2010 1:16:05 PM

Never a dull moment on Two Peas !!

KAMINER317
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hard place


Posted: 6/18/2010 1:54:52 PM

if i were you i would....

offer to share your "toys?" it may be just the thing to get the party started!


Hoosier2
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Posted: 6/18/2010 1:56:07 PM

I"m utterly shocked this post isn't 10 or 20 pages long

Kelpea
Owner of "best tacky
invitation" thread EVER

PeaNut 176,832
Posted: 6/18/2010 2:23:18 PM


I think you should go for it, of course. And then write a book and have Betty
White play you in the Lifetime movie.





I'm really disgusted with this statement.






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THE ROLE OF THE POSTER MUST BE PLAYED ONLY BY MEREDITH BAXTER,
THE ORIGINAL LIFETIME ACTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mamas golden girl
PeaNut

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Posted: 8/12/2010 6:53:01 PM

btt

Tishy
NCIS

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Posted: 8/12/2010 6:56:33 PM

um, ok so can I go puke now.

*Michelley*
Bitch, please

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business

Posted: 8/12/2010 6:57:21 PM

Uh yeah, calling complete and utter bullshit on the update.


Fraidyscrapper
She calls me a Fun Sucker

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Posted: 8/12/2010 6:58:42 PM

You came back to btt an update from a month ago?

2Marbles
I <3 Capt. Tightpants!

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Posted: 8/12/2010 7:02:54 PM


I'm having a very bad visual.
That is all.

*Michelley*
Bitch, please

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Posted: 8/12/2010 7:06:39 PM

Does anyone else find it interesting that this was sent btt the very same day
the transgender thread was started?
business



PEAS well w/ others
Legen - wait for it - dary

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Posted: 8/12/2010 7:07:58 PM

Ummmm, thanks for the update...

~*Trollie*~
My virtue has been restored!
=)

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Posted: 8/12/2010 7:08:52 PM

If I told my dh that had I met his brother/dad/uncle/cousin/whatever that I
would have fallen in love with him when I was young and single that he'd be
pretty pissed off.

aimmer
MultiSlacker MultiStacker

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Posted: 8/12/2010 7:12:54 PM


If I told my dh that had I met his brother/dad/uncle/cousin/whatever that I
would have fallen in love with him when I was young and single that he'd be
pretty pissed off.





Oh but Trollie he might sing a different tune if you were getting you some
golden years lesbian lovin. Just saying.


Oh how I love this place. Sues and Blue knocked it out of the park on
this one.

Catperson513
Ancient Ancestor of Pea

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Posted: 8/12/2010 7:45:36 PM

Wow....I've been gone from here a long time, and I just decide to pop in to
see what's new, and this is what I come back to???

But really, not so surprised...

isabel_r
BucketHead

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Posted: 8/12/2010 7:59:12 PM

at least the btt happened on a Thursday
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DandiLion
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Posted: 8/12/2010 8:12:37 PM


If I told my dh that had I met his brother/dad/uncle/cousin/whatever that I
would have fallen in love with him when I was young and single that he'd be
pretty pissed off.

If I remember correctly, I believe she is the Pea whose husband gets
massages with "happy endings"...so I bet he is cool with it...

Blind Squirrel
All is well

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Posted: 8/12/2010 8:54:53 PM

Well thank goodness, I was just thinking about starting a "Whatever
happened to the pea who..." thread about you, OP. I will now be able to
sleep soundly. This has weighed heavily on my mind. Do you have any
pictures of the two of you?

Mary_K
StuckOnPeas

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Posted: 8/12/2010 9:06:52 PM

(Imagine monotone voice) Oh, goody, I was waiting on pins & needles for an
update on this.

Mary K

Aggiemom92
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Posted: 8/12/2010 9:15:44 PM

There's no way this is real.

joyce.k.b.
PeaFixture

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Posted: 8/12/2010 9:16:30 PM

Why are you giving up on the relationship so easily? Your DH seems to be ok
with it. So there is an age difference...big deal!

I say: FOLLOW YOUR BLISS!


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Blind Squirrel
All is well

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Posted: 8/12/2010 9:18:21 PM

Upon further thought, why not a threesome? Or foursome, if the masseuse
will play along.

*Aloha*Aroha*
PeaFixture

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Posted: 8/12/2010 10:07:07 PM


Well thank goodness, I was just thinking about starting a "Whatever
happened to the pea who..." thread about you, OP. I will now be able to
sleep soundly. This has weighed heavily on my mind. Do you have any
pictures of the two of you?



Me too. I sent so many prayers and postive thoughts.

Upon further thought, why not a threesome? Or foursome, if the masseuse
will play along.



Uhhh...I don't think anyone thinks incest is OK. I've heard the arguments for
polyamory, open marriages etc, and homosexuality is pretty accepted, but
incest is a line WAAAAAY too far.

But the DH could have his own personal orgy with the masseuse while
Destiny follows her bliss with Nevada.

scrapmaven
PEA-T-A-Mom's kitteh is a
Posted: 8/12/2010 10:30:03 PM

I think this might be the first time that an O.P. would be excited about a pea
fraidy cat.

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takes me


Pile-on.

*Aloha*Aroha*
PeaFixture

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Posted: 8/12/2010 11:13:49 PM


I think this might be the first time that an O.P. would be excited about a pea
Pile-on.



Eeeeeeeew....not good!

Katybee
PeaFixture

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Posted: 8/12/2010 11:15:35 PM

So sweet! I love a happy ending!
Loc: Enjoying the summer sun!



lespea
I Typo & I don't care

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Posted: 8/12/2010 11:20:01 PM



She is 47. I am 63

You still have a sexual appetite at 63?!


lol

nsarnic
BucketHead

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Posted: 8/13/2010 12:39:13 AM

who dug up this thread? This thread just wont go away?

Blind Squirrel
All is well

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Posted: 8/13/2010 7:31:13 AM


who dug up this thread?



None other than the OP. She just updated it yesterday. Awesome, right?

gar
Whoopea!

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Posted: 8/13/2010 7:38:23 AM

That seals it as BS for me

Nordy
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Posted: 8/13/2010 1:49:26 PM

WOW. How did I miss this thread the first go round??! LOL Serious
entertainment value!

anthacat
No, I didn't go to KSU!

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Posted: 8/13/2010 1:52:00 PM


Then I told my husband. I told him that if I had met her when I was young
and single I would have fallen for her. He seemed to take it OK.



"And then we all went on the Steve Wilkos show."

Jenluvs2scrap
A member of the 53%.

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Posted: 8/13/2010 1:55:46 PM

Jerry...Jerry...Jerry

Oh wait...Ste-eve...Ste-eve...Ste-eve

leftturnonly
Will trade mosquitoes for
cookies.

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World, again.


Posted: 8/13/2010 2:00:31 PM


Then I told my husband. I told him that if I had met her when I was young
and single I would have fallen for her. He seemed to take it OK.





ukfan
StuckOnPeas

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Posted: 8/13/2010 2:12:00 PM

Where was I in June???????

Oh, and this

I think this might be the first time that an O.P. would be excited about a pea
Pile-on.


ewwwww......

nanluza
BucketHead

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Posted: 8/13/2010 2:16:00 PM

Sorry, girls, I'm not buyin' it either.

*Aloha*Aroha*
PeaFixture

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Posted: 8/13/2010 5:39:17 PM


Sorry, girls, I'm not buyin' it either.



Oh, none of us are buying it, but the free samples are pretty awesome for
entertainment value!

vamdep
PeaAddict

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June 2006
Posts: 1,528
Posted: 8/13/2010 6:04:52 PM

I can't believe I missed this the first time around!!!! Awesome!! I love 2peas!
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Loc: NY



Yubon
lunch is for wimps

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Posted: 4/10/2011 1:13:47 PM

Can't believe I missed this the first time around. Interesting now that we
seem to know who the OP is. And it's down right creepy too.