ABITHAD - Another Blithering Idiot Thinks Hes A Doctor.
AMYOYO Syndrome Alright, Motherfu**er, Youre On Your Own
ADR Aint Doin Right. AGMI Aint Gonna Make It ART Assuming Room Temperature (recently deceased). ATS Acute Thespian Syndrome (the patient is faking illness) ATSWWT Always Thinks Somethings Wrong With Them. CBT - Chronic Biscuit Toxicity for fat patients. CNS-QNS Central Nervous System Quantity Not Sufficient. CTD Circling The Drain. May also mean Certain To Die CTF - Cletus the Fetus. DAAD Dead As A Doornail. DBI Dirt Bag Index multiply the number of tattoos by the number of missing teeth to give an estimate of the number of days since the patient last bathed. DIC Death Is Coming, Death In Cage used by veterinarians describing the complications of Disseminated intravascular coagulation. DRT Dead Right There. EFT Eleventh Floor Transfer (in a 10 floor hospital; refers to patient who is very close to death) ETK(T)M - Every Test Known To Man. Faecal Encephalopathy - Shit-for-Brains FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom. FFFF - Female, Fat, Forty and Flatulent. FF or FFY - Frequent Flyer A patient who returns to a medical provider for everything. FLD - Funny Looking Dad. FLK - Funny Looking Kid. FOS - Full Of Stool. FTD - Fixing To Die. FTF - Failure To Fly. FLGD - Familial lack of Genetic Diversity. FTW - Friggin Train Wreck (patient with multiple problems). GOK - God Only Knows. GFPO - Good For Parts Only. GGTG - Gomers Go To Ground (they fall out of bed or gurneys). GLM - Good Looking Mum. GOMER - Get Out of My Emergency Room. GPO Good for Parts Only GTO - Gomer Tip Over.
HP Hispanic Panic, used to describe a Hispanic patient who believes their condition is worse than it actually is. This is generally a result of the perceived over-dramatic and theatrical nature of many Hispanic cultures. LGFD - Looks good from door. LOBNH Lights On But Nobody Home LOLINAD - Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress. LOLTWO - Little Old Lady Totally Whacked Out. MFC - Measure For Coffin. M & Ms mortality and morbidity conferences where doctors and other health-care professionals discuss mistakes and patient deaths NAD Not Actually Done NFS - Normal For Swindon. O2T - Oxygen Thief. ODD&DDR - Out De Door and Down De Road. PAFO or PFO Pissed And Fell Over PBBB - Pine Box By Bedside. PGT Pissed and Got Thumped PIP - Pyjama Induced Paralysis. PITA - Pain In The A**. PRATFO - Patient Reassured And Told to F**k Off. PJAR - Person Just Aint Right. PPP Piss Poor Protoplasm a patient endowed with inferior/defective genetic material SALT - Same As Last Time. SBI - Something Bad Inside SNEFS - Sub-Normal Even For Suffolk. SWAG - Scientific, wild-A** Guess. TBW - Tossed By Wave. TEETH - Tried Everything Else; Try Homeopathy. TEON - Two Eyes One Nose. TMB - Too Many Birthdays. TOBAS - Take Out Back And Shoot. TTGA - Told To Go Away. TTR Tea Time Review TUBE - Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination. UBI Unexplained Beer Injury UDI Unexplainable Drinking Injury WDWNF - Well Developed Well Nourished Female. WNL Used for recording vital signs. It can mean within normal limits or we never looked. WTDB (Pronounced whiskey tango DB) White Trash Douchebag 6PFP 6-pack and a fishing pole, as in this patient doesnt need chemo, he needs 6PFP. Usually referring to an end-stage patient who should go die somewhere else.
Etiology: Unknown. Age of Onset: Mostly teenage. Recent studies have shown that it may affect people of any age group. Risk Factors: The age itself is the major risk factor. Others include (a) Co-education (b) Cell Phones (c) Movies (d) Internet of these the part played by the cell phones is noteworthy. Pathology: Multi-organ System Failure. Clinical Features Symptoms: A) The most common presenting feature is throbbing pain in the heart often described by the patient as sweet pain. B) Loss of appetite. C) Sleeplessness. D) Daydreaming E) Disinterest in any type of work. There is a danger of patient being transformed into a poet.