Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k

Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha ja sakta hai.

American hiran hokar bola Wo kia cheez hai
Pathan ne kaha SORAAKH

Jb wo make up karti hy
to bilkul reema lagti hy
wah wah

jb wo make up karti ha to bilkul reema lagti hy

Or jb wo make up nhi karti to shafqat cheema lagti hy

School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy

Pappu ko Qabz b shadeed hy
Toilet me na to light hy,
Pappu ki halat tight hy,
Bhens bari ya Aqal bari,
Pappu ki pant me Nikal pari

Subah Se Ise Intzar Me Bemar Pary Hein

K Sham Ko Koi Fruit Leke A jy

Aik Aadmi Doctor kay paas gaya aur us se kaha Doctor sahab mujhe PATLAY motion
hain.
Doctor: Kitne Patle Hain????
Patient: Buhat Patle Hain.
Doctor: Phir Bhi Kitne Patle???????
Patient: Itne Patle Motion Hain kay app KULLI bhi kar sakte hain!!!

Aap ki Life mein 1 Aisi Larki aye Gi Jo Sirf Aap ki Hogi Hogi.

Ap us se BeHad Pyar Karo gy.

Ap Dono Ki Mohabat Bemisaal Hogi .

Ap Usey KISS karo Gy Jb Wo Kareeb Akar Kahy Gi .

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PAPA . . . . . !

Mere Liye Bas

administrator
Teri Mohabat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha

Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi Ha

DAWAT Karo Meri Magr Takleef Na Karna

Mere Liye Bas

BiRYANi
QORMA
TiKA
or
PEPSI Hi Kafi Ha=)
Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein
administrator
Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):

"Zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
Aik angoor lo
administrator
Ghar me practis karna

1. Aik angoor lo

2. Hath me pakro

3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho

4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho

WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-

Kiya banna chahty ho?
administrator
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
Tum meri zindagi ho,
administrator
Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
or __

WIFE: or KYA?

Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!

Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
administrator
1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.
Jab Bhi Yaad Karte Hain Apko!
administrator
Soch K Tere Bare Mein Muskurate Hain Hum,

Sab Ko Kahani Tumhari Sunate Hain Hum,

Jab Bhi Yaad Karte Hain Apko!

Sari Duniya Ko Us Waqt Bhool Jate Hain Hum...!!
Zindagi jis k naam kardi
administrator
hansi tha wo

Baad barson dekha tha usay

Aaj b utna he haseen tha wo

Zindagi jis k naam kardi

Afsos log kehtay hain ajnabi Tha Wo.

Repeater Rekh do
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya
rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!
har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
white rang ho agar mehboob ka
white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar
aati hai...!!!
 You r my sweet SONA,
You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne
ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
woh bewafa hai to kia howa
woh bewafa hai to kia howa .........
mat kaho bura us ko ................
jo howa so howa ....................
khush rakhy khuda us ko ...........By Sayani
chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum
chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum ho LION magar tumhare dum pichay se aage bhala kyoon
aae tum baar baar use mun main jo lete the By Sohail
Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera,
main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera
Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera By Arooj Zafer
Parhay likhay hotay ager
Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka
Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka By umer dilwala
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho
gaya.By nomi meo
Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee,
Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil
ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi
gayee..By Waleed paracha
chahte hai jindgi jindgani
chahte hai jindgi jindgani aap ki aap ne hame chaha meharbani aap ki. for uma from
manish
FPRIVATE "TYPE=PICT;ALT=Love sms" Tum milo na milo koi gam
Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de
woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi...By Baasha

Zindagi ki rah main

Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.... thora tum chalna, thora main
chlun ga,......phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.
Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila
Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila hai, koi mil gya to koi bisher gya, Jinhain manga tha
duaon main, woh kisi aur ko bina mange mil gya.
Youn hi tanhai main hum
Youn hi tunhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain, naam likhte hain tera likh ker mita
detey hain, yai soch ker rehne dia armaano ko dil main, mehman kabi gar se nikale
nahi jate.
i miss u utna jitna u miss me
i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak
u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak
chand taro ka nur aap per barse
chand taro ka nur aap per barse ; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse ; aap ke jindagi
main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse
Dekh kar tumhari tirchi nazar,
Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai,
Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar..
Attack aageya hai Dil mai!!By Uzzal
IS RAAT KI TANHAHIYON KI BAAT
IS RAAT KI TANHAHIYON KI BAAT LIKHOON, YA DEEDAR KO TARASTI ANKHON KA HISAB
LIKHOON, TUMSE DOOR RAHNE KA GHUM BAYAN KAROON, YA PHIR APNI HI ZUBAN BAND
RAKHOON...By Naval Lohani From Bhopal.
*Hamain Logon Nay Lakh Samjhaya
*Hamain Logon Nay Lakh Samjhaya Hum Kitnay Pagal Niklay
*Jinhain Toot Kar Chaha Wohi Hamaray Dil K Qatil Niklay By Z.Siddiqui
jab t.v acha nan lage ghar
jab t.v acha nan lage ghar wale ache nan lagain sweet girls achi naan lagain yahan
tak k mun pasand khana acha nan lagay tu ... tu kia ???"washroom jao yaar pait
main garbar hai" BY Adil
yeh dua hai tumhari zindagi
yeh dua hai tumhari zindagi sawar jaye, har nazar me bas pyaar nazar aaye, tumhe
jiski talash hai,mere dost,khuda kare, wo khud tumhari talash me aaye!By baasha
u r sweet sona...i don't want to khona..
u r sweet sona...i don't want to khona..i want a place in ur heart kona..other
wise i will strat rona..atleast hello to ker lo na..By Zani
Hugli Hugli
Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly
Busssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KALA karne ka tha jo too nay parhlia,AB TERA KIA HOGA RAY
KALIAAAA ;)By Sweeto0
FPRIVATE "TYPE=PICT;ALT=Love sms" Annkhon main aanshu hain
Annkhon main aanshu hain phir bhi hum muskurate hain,
Sadaa khus hain hum ye ehsaas unhain kraate hain...
Wo kya jaane ki rote-rote muskurana kya hota hai,
Laakhon gam hote hain dil main phir bhi chehra muskura raha hota hai..
Is hansi pe na jaana e dost ye to dil main bhre gamo ka nasha hota hai,
jo chehre se jhlakta hai aur aankhon se aanshu ban ker chhlak raha hota hai. By
Lucky Bisht

Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai

Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.Devours
dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.Hum se Dosti karane wale, SMS expert ho jate hai
Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne
kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do
Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai
BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai.........
BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai.........
Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai.....
Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii.,
Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI..........
Chaand hasta hai chandni muskurati hai,
Chaand hasta hai chandni muskurati hai,
aap hume yaad kare na karen....
par humen to aapki yaad aati hai !!!!" miss U" By Saya
Juban khamosh ankho me nami hai,
Juban khamosh ankho me nami hai,
Yahi ek Dastan-e-dosti hai ,Yu to sab zakham bhar jate hai,Kaise bharegi wo jagah
jahan aap ki kami hai By Saya
1 larka tha dewana sa Mobile
1 larka tha dewana sa Mobile le ker chalta tha chore chore chupkey chupkey Mobile
main kuch dekha karta tha jab bhi milta tha mujh se yeh hi poocha kerta tha ke yeh
ON kesey hota hai ....?By MD
1 ladki thi deewani si,
1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayed usko .........
lekin moblie bill se Darti By Saya
Band hothon se kuchh na kahkar
Band hothon se kuchh na kahkar, ankhon se pyar jatate ho, Jab bhi aate ho, hamen
hamse hi chura le jate ho.By Naval from Bhopal, India
FPRIVATE "TYPE=PICT;ALT=Love sms" aaj tumharey liye dil main pyar,
aaj tumharey liye dil main pyar,
tum hi layi meri zindagi main bahar,
kabhi na hona mere dil se farar,
wishing u love BAAR-BAAR! By Meg