Naughty Text SMS

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Height Of Bad Luck. . .
I Just Wanted To KISS
a CHARMING,
INTELLIGENT
&
MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth
But
My Lips
Cant Touch My Cheeks
Do u know what is GIRL?
G-Ghost
I-In
R-Real
L-Life
So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me.Dont worry about me.Im a professional
in ghost handling..
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces.
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words
Life Without Girls
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven
A pathan want to commit suicide,
When asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend
& i cant live without my friend.
From the moment I saw u
I wanted to be inside u
I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels
the way u tighten and loosen NEW SHOES..
I want you,
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner. &
to say those sweet three words to U.
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.
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Pay The Bill
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but dont worry,
Im a bottle of wine!
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Naughty SMS Messages
Nike has announced
production of its latest
model of shoes.
It is heavier than normal
and has design especially
suitable for throwing at President.
Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute
Be true.. Dont cheat like me
Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.?
Boy: 30 to 40 times.
Girl: are you mad.?
Boy: no I am hairstylist.
What is 143 ?
I love u..
No..
I hate u..
No..
I miss u..
No..
I wish u..
NO..
143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
Concentrate on Maths,
And not on Romance:)
There have been many time in 2008
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in New year.
Friends I am collecting Gandhis photos.
Please give your contribution to my collection.
A small condition is, It must be on
100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.
Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage Spider Man
On Marriage Day Super Man
After Marriage Gentle Man
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
.
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Watch Man
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
THE
TWO
DANGEROUS
WEAPONS
IN
THE
WORLD
MORE
POWERFUL
THAN
NUCLEAR
BOMBS
1. A Girls Smile.
2. A Girls Tears.
Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life
Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I cant live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt
Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year Ill change it.
If you like my sms,
It means Im smart.
If you save,
means you agree Im smart.
If you forward my sms,
means you spread that Im smart.
If you delete my sms,
means you are jealous because
Im smart.
Some times when I Cry,
No one see my tears.
When I am worried,
No one see my pain.
When I am happy,
No one see my smile.
But
When a girl come close to me,
Then every one see that.
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Naughty SMS
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Clouds r white but the sky is blue
monkey like u should b kept in the zoo
dont get angry youll find me there too
not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!
Wake up, son. Its time to go to school!
But why, Mom? I dont want to go.
Give me two reasons why you dont want to go.
Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!
Oh, thats no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.
Give me two reasons why I should go to school.
Well, for one, youre 52 years old. And for another, youre the PRINCIPAL!
A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell.
Electrician doesnt turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Electrician replies: Im coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Father to son:
If You dont pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Saab.
Very important health tips for 2009
dont eat
burgers,
pizzas,
chat,
ice cream,
&
chocolate,
Without
ME!
WARNING!
Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!!
But..
How lucky u r..!
No Brain
No Tension
Friendship
Is
A
Sea
&
Friends r fishes.
u r my golden fish.
i will keep u safe.
if u try to go away 4rm me
i will Fry u
PLEASE DO DIS SMALL PRAYER B4R ENTERING OFFICE
Dear God, I beg u!
Give me the wisdom
to understand my boss.
Give me the Love to forgive him.
Give me the patience to understand his deeds.
But Dearest God,
dont give me the Power
because if u give me the Power
Ill BREAK HIS HEAD
If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
.
.
.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
Hi, How are you?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
.
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.
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Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.
Teacher asked to a boy.
Whats the difference between
young age and old age..?
Boy: In young age there are
girls phone numbers in mobile
and in old age there are doctors numbers.
Old phrase:
A bird in hand is better
than to in bush.
New phrase:
A boot on bush is
better than two in foot