AN OLD
CONTEMPTIBLE
Anthony Rea
AN OLD
CONTEMPTIBLE
www.austinmacauley.com
First Published (2014)
Austin Macauley Publishers Ltd.
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Canary Wharf
London
E14 5LB
Contents
Introduction
Preface
8
13
16
1914
38
Reality
58
1915
80
1916
102
Battlefield Tour
116
The Somme
124
1917
136
Attrition
151
10
1918
162
11
Boilers
180
202
Introduction
They died the noblest death a man can die
Fighting for God and Right and Liberty
And such a death is Immortality
Extract from the Roll of Honour: Plumpton Village Church
There was little that was noble or glorious in the pursuit of this
war. There is little glory attached to terrified young men,
shaking and often crying for their mothers, being given a tot of
rum before going over the top of their entrenched positions
into a hail of machine gun fire with no cover and an officer
standing behind them with a revolver aimed at their backs.
There was little glory in drowning in trenches having been
trampled upon by your comrades, or in an army that at best
sent to Dartmoor, or at worst shot, conscientious objectors.
There was no glory in the way the military enforced discipline,
a firing squad for cowardice or being shackled for hours to
guns, often during shelling for minor offences, such as being
late for roll call.
The first truly worldwide war, the Great War, that
humanity had ever experienced, broke out in August 1914 in
Europe before spreading throughout the world. Unlike in many
other theatres of this same war and many other conflicts before
or since, the fighting on the Western Front that concerns us
here was not unusually barbaric. In fact, apart from the use of
gas, it was fought within most contemporary warfare
conventions. However for Britain and her Empire the sheer
scale of the slaughter and suffering has stood it apart from
other conflicts. The major battles, the Somme, Ypres and
Passchendaele, (more particularly the third battle of Ypres),
have become associated in Britain with all that is so terrible
Preface
William took his coronation mug down from the cupboard
over the sink and placed it on the bare wooden kitchen table.
He picked up the first of two eggs that Louisa had left out the
evening before, and, cracking open the shell on the side of the
mug, emptied the contents into it. The second followed in a
similar manner. Raising the mug to his mouth he swallowed
the eggs whole in one practiced gulp. He walked into the small
sparsely furnished front sitting room and, leaving the curtains
closed, picked up the half-empty bottle of Teachers from his
table by his chair where he had left it the evening before.
Returning to the kitchen, he poured himself a generous portion
of the whisky into the now empty mug and swallowed it again
in one satisfied gulp. He put on his long gabardine coat,
struggling to get it over his jacket, taking care not to disturb his
medals. He took out his inscribed silver-plated hip flask from
the inside pocket, pulled out the cork stopper and filled it with
whisky from the bottle. Picking up his battered leather suitcase
from the hallway he left the cottage by the back door and,
having placed the suitcase into the boot of his Ford Anglia
standing in the driveway, climbed carefully into the vehicle.
The car would not start. He was thinking of looking for the
starter handle when Louisa shouted irritably from the upstairs
window, Try the choke!
He drove out of the driveway scuffing the open wooden
gate with the rusted chrome bumper of the upright Anglia as he
did so. He drove slowly and erratically down the lane turning
left onto the London Road and into town passing St Edmunds
on the corner of Willington Street. Even after all this time he
could never pass that place without pangs of anger, loathing
and waves of nausea. The taste of excrement had never left
him. He drove through the centre of town, over the river, into
Bear Lane and finally through the double iron-railed gate of
the brewery and parked in his familiar and honorary position
Waterloo, then felt his medals making sure that they were in
order. There were of course his First World War medals but
also campaign medals from India, the Sudan and South Africa.
He was going to his annual reunion, a reunion with the Chums.
His fingers rested on his 1914 Star with its clasp, this iconic
and rare medal that singled him out.
He was an Old Contemptible.
1
Birth of an Old Contemptible
One particularly nasty elder boy with the rather unthreatening
name of Timothy Plummer was always the first bully William
ran into.
Youre a dirty horrid smelly little sod not fit to be at a
gentlemans school, he would scream at William as he
frequently ambushed him as they left in the evening. One the
favourite beatings that Timothy subjected him to was to get his
fellow tormentors to hold him down over a fallen tree trunk out
of sight of the road, remove the rope that held up his poor
trousers and, having torn down his trousers, savagely beat him.
I am not using my fine leather gentlemans belt to beat a dirty
little ruffian like you he would say. On the last day of the
summer term of his second year at St Edmunds William,
fearing that they would be waiting for him outside the school,
hid around the back of the earth closets to the rear of the
premises hoping that he could avoid a final beating. Timothy
however would not be denied. He rounded up his pals,
searched the grounds and finally found him. As they caught
hold of him and began to twist his arm to remove his trousers
Timothy suddenly spotted the closet and smiled. Wait! he
shouted, I have a special treat for the dirty sod, he likes dirt
and I have some that he will especially enjoy. Pull him in
here, he urged running into the closet, now push him head
first into the hole.
William screamed for them to stop but this only intensified
their efforts and he was thus thrust head first into the closet.
They continued to push him down and down until his head hit
the splash board which was covered with excrement. Thats
the best place for a dirty pauper, you should not mix the likes
of us! cried Timothy flushed with excitement, now leave
him there where he belongs.
William was stuck tightly and could not avoid the excrement
entering his mouth and nose and the back of his throat. The
more he struggled the more he stuck in the hole and the more
he suffered. It was almost an hour before one of the gardeners,
who wanted to use the closet, found him and released him.
Few of the village turned out for the funeral. It was a cold
miserable wet October morning, rain being driven through the
churchyard by a strengthening wind sweeping down from over
the verdant South Downs to the south. The vicar stood over the
grave, making no attempt to hide his displeasure at having to
conduct this ceremony, he was cold and wet and such events
were something of a boring routine for him. His cassock,
surplice and stole swirled about him as he intoned the timehonoured and requisite words for the event from the scriptures
and the tiny wooden coffin was lowered into the chalky sodden
ground. At least, Sarah thought as she sobbed, he was spared a
paupers funeral; Henry said nothing, fidgeted with his cap,
and showed little emotion.
William David Selwyn was born in April 1886. He died
five months later, probably of pneumonia. Death at such an
early age was not an unusual event in Victorian England when,
in some rural areas, one in five of working class children died
in the first four weeks of their lives.
For his parents, Henry and Sarah, the more practical
consequences of their infants death compounded the tragedy.
The costs of funerals were a huge burden on poor families.
However, they found the means for a decent burial by existing
for weeks with less food and fuel, selling a few of their poor
goods sixpence was raised with the sale of Sarahs only piece
of jewellery, a ruby brooch and by borrowing from Sarahs
mother.
Some consolation arrived the following summer when the
familys fifth child was born in July. The newborn boy was
immediately christened William David in memory of his dead
brother.
He was born in the village of Streat in West Sussex in a
tied cottage on a farm on the outskirts of the tiny village. His