Woody Brotzman 36 1 Carey $65 $102 $111 $190 $125 $30 $345
Bill Carey 13 14 Hakes $32 $120 $111 $125 -0- $30 $155
Marty Kurlich 10 12 Gillette $35 $100 $126 $130 -0- $10 $140
Others $75
Thank You
On behalf of the Waverly attendees, The Waverly Newsletter would like to thank Commissioner Hakes for his fine effort organizing the 1997
Tournament. Special thanks to Tom Geshay for arranging our hotel accommodations and to Bill and Joann Carey for their fine hospitality
following the final round. Finally, thank you to Rudy for the complimentary tickets to the Raleigh-Durham Ballet.
Records are made to be broken and it was the year of broken records at the 1997 Waverly Invitational. Lets start with the small
numbers.
To be filed in the shameful category, there were at least eight Waverly players who recorded double digit scores on a single hole and the
426 yard par-5 13th, the “Gully Hole,” at Governors saw the most action. (Rumor has it one contestant is still lost down there.) Using up
their entire handicap on a single hole were Tom Barnes, who took an 11 on the 281 yard par-4 15th hole at Governors Club, and Bill
Carey, who took a 13 on the 413 yard par-5 22nd hole at Governors. Others taking 10 or more include Messrs. Brotzman, Cadden,
Courtenay, English, Hakes, and Horn. (Apologies to anybody not mentioned.)
Playing thirty-six holes on opening day was a first in Waverly history. By completing this day Billy Gillette established the fact he would
be a finisher. With the over/under line at 60 holes, Razor was well on his way to disappointing the pessimists. Which brings us to
another record, the first over/under betting line established for a Waverly contestant.
Calcutta bidding broke records for the second year in a row. The overall purse record fell as the wagering aggregate eclipsed the $1,400
mark and the individual high bid record of $90 was shattered repeatedly with the new high of $120 being bet on four players.
The grumbling started after the first round when, at approximately 11 pm EST there wasn’t a Waverly soul to be found near the bar.
What heresy!! Was this a group admission of advancing age? Gentlemen, get up from where ever you are right now. Yes, RIGHT
NOW! Get up and go to the nearest mirror, preferable not one of the full length variety either, you may not like what you see, and take a
good long look at yourself. Vow you will arrive at Waverly 98 (it isn’t that far away) with the spirit and zest of your first Waverly. We all
need to “Save the Waverly.”
There are grumblings about the venue, in particular, because just under half the field resides in the area and there is subconscious
coercion from non-Waverly relations limiting the social engagements traditionally conducted at the tournament. Perhaps a neutral site,
such as Ocean City should be explored. Travel agents are courting the Commish as we speak, putting the hard sell on to bring the
Waverly to a number of sites. Even the local Bartender Associations are joining in the effort as well.
A somewhat minor controversy sprang up in the final round when one contestant arrived with his personal caddie in tow. Are we getting
that serious about this tournament? Did this create an unfair advantage? What would the rulling be if the caddy was present in the final
group of the day? This was a Waverly first - a caddie. Not to worry though, being thoroughly disgusted with the play of his man, this
caddie pulled a “reverse role Daly” and deserted the course after nine.
Finally, there is the issue of handicaps. Tradition dictates that at the conclusion of the final round, the contestants gather and handicaps
are decided for next year event. Because many players departed once the final round was completed, the handicap meeting, hosted by
the lovely Mrs. Carey, consisted of eight contestants who doggedly debated where the field would be next year. Now those that
snubbed their nose at tradition are lobbying Ricky Lee to have handicaps changed through a dictatorial mandate.
It appears the good ship Commish is taking on some water fast and we hope our fearless leader takes us back to our roots and puts the
“W” back in Waverly.
Love to Fly
This happened on a recent Delta Shuttle flight to Boston during a bad thunderstorm. The captain did his best to skirt the edge of
the storm, but it was a pretty rough ride just the same - rough enough that the flight attendants were ordered to strap themselves
into their seats for about half an hour, and many passengers were putting the little plastic-lines bags to good use. When the
turbulence finally abated, the flight attendants unbuckled themselves, and the captain’s voice came over the intercom.
“Well, folks, that was quite some ride, wasn’t it? But we came through it fine, just the way we always do, and I’m happy to report
that it looks like the remainder of our trip should be much calmer. On behalf of myself and today’s flight crew, I’d like to thank you
very much for your calmness and cooperation, and extend our best wishes for a pleasant stay in Boston.”
After a short pause and several clicks ....... “Jesus Christ - whadda bitchin’ ride! Boy - I sure could use a cup of strong coffee and a
blow job, right about now!”
As a stricken stewardess dashed up the aisle to the cabin to inform the captain his intercom was still on, one of the passengers
called after her, “DON’T FORGET THE COFFEE.”
Carolina Rednecks
You know you’re a Carolina redneck if .......your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off .......
directions to your house include: “turn off the paved road.” ....... you have a rag for a gas cap ....... the neighbors started a petition over
your Christmas lights ....... you had a toothpick in your mouth when you had your wedding picture taken ....... you have a “Hefty bag” for
a passenger side window on your car ....... your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs ....... somebody asks to see your
ID and you show them your belt buckle ....... your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging ....... Red Man chewing tobacco sends you a
Christmas card ....... you go to family reunions to meet women ....... you have ever been fired from a construction job because of your
appearance ....... you look like Willie Nelson after you get a hair cut ....... your girlfriend thinks the way you pick your nose is cute .......
you own more than three golf shirts with cut-off sleeves.
If you too would like a gay handle, contact Tom Courtenay, your Waverly gay handle representative.
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Steve - Played very well and is considered a dark horse for 98. Does this guy have a last name?
Patrick English - Thank you all for another great year, look forward to keeping in touch with a few more letters over the next 8 months.
Trivia
What was the headlining act at Pure Gold on May 24th? Consider yourself a sex addict, Frank Gifford status, if you can name at least
four of the other young ladies working on that same evening.
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