sexuality include:
Men are more sexual than women. Women are not that interested
in sex. Men have more sexual experiences and fantasies than
women do. Women are not as sexually active and dont think about
sex as much as men do. Men are more sexually aggressive and more
sexually oriented than women. Women are more passive sexually
and dont want sex as much as men do. Men are more random and
want variety more than women do. Women are basically
monogamous. Men are impersonal in their sexual encounters; they
relate to women as sex objects. Women are not interested in a
casual sexual encounter. They only want to be sexual if they are in
love with the guy.
Debunking a Sex Stereotype
In truth, men and women are more alike than they are different. Both
men and women have essentially the same desires in life and seek the
same kinds of satisfactions with each other. Both want sex, love,
affection, success, dignity and self-fulfillment. They want to be
acknowledged first as unique individuals, then as men and women.
Some truths about men and women are:
Most men and women are feelingful and emotionally expressive. Most
also struggle with their defenses against feeling. Most women and
men are interested in business, finance, scientific ideas, mechanical
matters, politics and abstract ideas. Most men and women are
interested in domestic activities such as design, cooking, childrearing
and fashion. Most women and men find satisfaction in having a
career or vocation. Most men and women place importance on their
identity as a sexual person. Most women and men desire a sexual
relationship that includes emotional and physical intimacy. Most
men and women have a strong desire for a lasting affiliation with the
opposite sex. Most women and men have a strong interest in
procreation and parenthood. Most men and women have a very
strong desire to be in love with each other.
Cultures
Stereotypes also exist about cultures an countries as a whole.
Stereotype examples of this sort include the premises that:
All white Americans are obese, lazy, and dim-witted. Homer
Simpson of the TV series The Simpsons is the personification
of this stereotype.
Mexican stereotypes suggest that all Mexicans are lazy and came
into America illegally.
All Arabs and Muslims are terrorists.
All people who live in England have bad teeth.
Italian or French people are the best lovers.
All Blacks outside of the United States are poor.
All Jews are greedy.
All Asians are good at math. All Asians like to eat rice and drive
slow.
All Irish people are drunks and eat potatoes.
All Americans are generally considered to be friendly, generous,
and tolerant, but also arrogant, impatient, and domineering.
Groups of Individuals
A different type of stereotype also involves grouping of
individuals. Skaters, Goths, Gangsters, and Preps are a few
examples. Most of this stereotyping is taking place in schools. For
example:
Goths wear black clothes, black makeup, are depressed and hated
by society.
Punks wear mohawks, spikes, chains, are a menace to society and
are always getting in trouble.
All politicians are philanders and think only of personal gain and
benefit.
Girls are only concerned about physical appearance.
All blonds are unintelligent.
All librarians are women who are old, wear glasses, tie a high
bun, and have a perpetual frown on their face.
All teenagers are rebels.
All children don't enjoy healthy food.
Only anorexic women can become models.
The elderly have health issues and behave like children.
There is allegedly one thing women and blind men have in common: their ability
to navigate. Even Google loves this stereotype, tossing back an impressive
75,200,000 hits when we typed in "women can't park."
Then there are the supposed differences in the ways women and men get from one
parking spot to the next, a practice often referred to as "driving." According to the
Hollywood formula, men navigate by compass directions and a stubborn refusal to
ask for directions ever, while women get from here to there by using landmarks, a
winning smile and a little leg. Tell a woman to turn north, then east and then north
again and every sexist comedy writer we polled here at Cracked agreed she'd get
turned around faster than a frog in a blender.
So, if this ridiculous stereotype were true, then Mother Nature has given men a
serious edge in the "getting around" department. But that can't be right, because
the decade of the 70s promised us that Mother Nature doesn't favor people based
on race, sexual orientation or whether or not there are dangly parts between their
legs.
If detergent commercials have taught us anything, it's that the female nose is so
highly evolved that it can pick out the stench of sweaty gym socks from a
thousand paces. And once she has the scent in her delicate nostrils, a real woman
cannot rest until the malodorous insult has been found, eliminated and replaced
with a Linen Tides Breezy Cotton Fluff-n-Fresh (Now With Real Strawberries!)
scent.
Their men, meanwhile, can wear the same sweat-stained T-shirt for a week, and
will let garbage pile up in the kitchen until somebody calls the health department.
But that's loco right? It's like saying women were predisposed toward cleaning up
after men or something, which is totally whack.
So why the difference? What biological reason can there be for your mom to be
able to detect your sweat soaked socks through a closed door? The same reason
that she was able to detect your dad's horny musk: sex. And though women
generally detect all odors better, their noses really won the stink jackpot by having
the knack for detecting male body odor.
Why? It seems that locked in that sweaty stench are chemical markers that can tell
a gal when a fella is sexually aroused, even without her knowing it. Plus a
woman's superhuman sense of smell is at its peak just as she's ovulating. So what
does this mean for you? Forget Ax body spray. If you want to get laid, you need to
smell like you've been watching porn in a sauna.
This is as basic as stereotypes get. Guys are bigger and stronger and traditionally
are thought of as the more badass of the sexes. Women are frailer, smaller and
prone to the sniffles at the slightest injury.
The one exception, of course, is childbirth, when even the weakest woman is an
Amazon warrior when it comes to tolerating labor pain that would make a grown
man whimper like he just took a paintball shot to the nuts. So call a woman frail,
and she'll reply that if men had to give birth, the human race would have died out a
long time ago.
The exception is when they are pregnant or have just delivered a baby. Endorphins
and a cocktail of other feel good chemicals build up over the pregnancy, ensuring
that mom can deal with the delivery and likely explaining the real reason
expectant women have that special glow.
So, to recap, yes women have crazy strong pain thresholds right around childbirth,
but any other time of their lives their capacity to endure pain is far less then men's,
due to the way their nerves are wired up. Either way, be nice when her lady-days
come.
When it comes to communication, we've all heard that men are from a planet rich
in iron oxide and women are from a planet that is full of sulfuric acid clouds, and
without the insights of a skilled stand-up comedian or the psychological stylings of
Dr. Phil, men and women are doomed to a lifetime of misunderstandings and
divorce.
Why? Because apparently on Mars telling someone you're fine means all is well;
while on Venus saying you're fine is code for "If you don't figure out that I had my
bangs cut half an inch before I freakin' point them out to you, I'm going to shiv
you with an Ebola soaked nail file."
So women love to talk, men keep it bottled up. But that's ridiculous if you think
about it long enough. After all, humans are social animals, so if women are the
better communicators, then how did they end up as the subjugated sex for like,
ever?
What Science Says:
The areas of the brain responsible for language are over 17 percent larger in
women than men, making them the well-hung studs in the horse stables of
conversation. Not content to just be bigger, women's brains also multi-task;
processing language in both hemispheres while men generally keep the
conversation going with just the dominant side of the brain.
The corpus callosum in a woman's brain is reportedly larger too, meaning that
women transfer data from one brain hemisphere to the other with high speed fiber
optics, while the men's brains are still on dial up.
Why the differences in wiring? No one is sure yet, but it affects everything from
the odds of a woman recovering the ability to speak faster than a man after
identical brain damage, to the odds that you're going to piss off your girlfriend
when both sides of her brain start analyzing your comment about how her best
friend looks really, really good after she lost all that weight.
outfits and orgasmically relishing the differences between ecru and so white
it's white, which implies that women are not only pretty shallow but kind of
nuts as well.
This means that while men, having merely one X chromosome, might not be
able to see red at all, women and their double X chromosomes have a 40
percent chance that their vision includes a broader expanse of the spectrum
than their male counterparts.
When Ogden Nash commented that "candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker," he was
most definitely talking about alcohol as the liquid panty remover. It's supposedly
faster and more effective than witty conversation, flowers or even dick jokes. Give
a girl a shot of tequila and she'll be a giggling puddle of uninhibited goo the
moment it hits her bloodstream, while men can slam back the rest of the bottle and
still be ready for anything.
Women are also lacking in the liver department. Specifically, they produce less of
the liver enzyme dehydrogenase, which is that magical substance that converts
alcohol into an inactive state and ensures you're sober by the time Monday
morning rolls around. Because they have less of the enzyme, women also feel the
effects of alcohol much faster than men and it hits them harder.
So there's a medical reason why there's a drunk coed at every nightclub who will
drunkenly protest she's only had one little drink just before she passes out on the
bar and shows everyone her business. A MEDICAL REASON, we tell you.