A : It's been a rare privilege to have lived

here as long as I have coaching your boys.

I'll be taking the year off...
xx : No.
A : after which, I'll be moving to Loudon and
taking the head coaching job at Loudon
High.

A : It's been a rare privilege to have lived

here as long as I have coaching your boys.
I'll be taking the year off...
xx : No.

B : I say boycott T.C. Williams!

A : after which, I'll be moving to Loudon and

taking the head coaching job at Loudon
High.

All : Tell 'em, Fred!

B : I say boycott T.C. Williams!

B : Our boys aren't playing for some "Coach

Coon!"

All : Tell 'em, Fred!

C : Coach, he stole your job. I'm not playing

for him. I started a petition, and I'm sitting
this season out.
A : Only place you're going to sit is back in
that chair, Gerry. I appreciate it, though.
B : Boycott T.C.! Boycott the school!
A : Stop this, Fred. You know none of these
boys can afford to go to some other district
just to play ball. They sit this one out, they
put their futures on the line.
D : Coach, I'm out, too. I'm not playing for
no thief.
A : Don't do this. Don't make this any
harder for me than it already is.

B : Our boys aren't playing for some "Coach

Coon!"
C : Coach, he stole your job. I'm not playing
for him. I started a petition, and I'm sitting
this season out.
A : Only place you're going to sit is back in
that chair, Gerry. I appreciate it, though.
B : Boycott T.C.! Boycott the school!
A : Stop this, Fred. You know none of these
boys can afford to go to some other district
just to play ball. They sit this one out, they
put their futures on the line.
D : Coach, I'm out, too. I'm not playing for
no thief.

E : Coach, if you go, I go.

A : Don't do this. Don't make this any

harder for me than it already is.

XX : only play for you, Coach Yoast.

E : Coach, if you go, I go.

XX2: Don't go, Coach.

XX : only play for you, Coach Yoast.

XX3: You can't leave us.

XX2: Don't go, Coach.

All : Coach Yoast! Coach Yoast! Coach

Yoast!

XX3: You can't leave us.

All : Coach Yoast! Coach Yoast! Coach
Yoast!

If you survive camp, you will be on the team./ If

you survive.// Check 'em in, Coach.

A : Put your hand down.. You're smiling?!!

B: Yes.
A : Yes, sir. Why are you smiling?

A : Put your hand down.. You're smiling?!!

B: 'Cause I love football. Football's fun.

B: Yes.

A : Fun, sir!!?.

A : Yes, sir. Why are you smiling?

B : Fun, sir..

B: 'Cause I love football. Football's fun.

A: It's fun?

A : Fun, sir!!?.

B: Yes.

B : Fun, sir..

A : You sure?

A: It's fun?

B : I think-

B: Yes.

A: Now you're thinking'. First you smile, then

A : You sure?

you thinking' You think football is still fun?

B : I think-

B : Uh, yes.

A: Now you're thinking'. First you smile, then

A : Sir.

you thinking' You think football is still fun?

B : Yes-no, sir.

B : Uh, yes.

A : No?

A : Sir.

B : ..UH..It was fun.

B : Yes-no, sir.

A : Not anymore, though, is it?

A : No?

B : Not right now.

B : ..UH..It was fun.

A : It's not fun anymore. Not even a little bit.

A : Not anymore, though, is it?

B : Uh... no.

B : Not right now.

A : Make up your mind. Think since you're

A : It's not fun anymore. Not even a little bit.

thinking. Go on, think. Is it fun?

B : Uh... no.

B : No, sir.

A : Make up your mind. Think since you're

A : No?Absolutely not?

thinking. Go on, think. Is it fun?

B : Zero fun, sir.

B : No, sir.

A : All right, listen up. I'm Coach Boone. I'm

A : No?Absolutely not?

gonna tell you all about how much "fun"you're

B : Zero fun, sir.

gonna have this season.// We leave for camp,

A : All right, listen up. I'm Coach Boone. I'm

Gettysburg College, August 15th, 7:29 AM// If

gonna tell you all about how much "fun"you're

you report at 7:30, you will not be playing

gonna have this season.// We leave for camp,

football this season, you will be watching// You

Gettysburg College, August 15th, 7:29 AM// If

will wear a jacket, shirt, and tie. If you don't

you report at 7:30, you will not be playing

have one, buy one. Can't afford one, borrow one

football this season, you will be watching// You

from your old man/ If you don't have an old

will wear a jacket, shirt, and tie. If you don't

man, then find a drunk, trade him for him//

have one, buy one. Can't afford one, borrow one

'Cause I guarantee you there isn't a bum on the

from your old man/ If you don't have an old

street that looks as raggedy and ridiculous as

man, then find a drunk, trade him for him//

what I'm looking at right now// This is no

'Cause I guarantee you there isn't a bum on the

democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law.//

street that looks as raggedy and ridiculous as

what I'm looking at right now// This is no
democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law.//

If you survive camp, you will be on the team./ If

you survive.// Check 'em in, Coach.