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Adolf Hitler

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There is still reasonable evidence linking Hitler to Iraq and WMDs.”

~ Dick Cheney on Hitler
~ Dick Cheney on Hitler
Adolf Hitler (Redirected from <a href=Hitler ) “ There is still reasonable evidence linking Hitler to Iraq and WMDs.” ~ Dick Cheney on Hitler Hitler, keeping his pimp hand strong. "You must be this tall to ride in my wohnwagen". Adolf "Chuckles" Hitler (April 20, 1889—April 30, 1945) was, quite surely, the greatest man who ever lived The faux patriot snake handlers a t Conservapedia have an even For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called funnier article about Adolf Hitler . experts at Wikipedia have an article about Adolf Hitler . (since Jesus Christ whom he so strongly opposed). He had very sexy legs. I wouldn't mind a piece of that. Mmm, mmm, good.[ Citation not needed at all; thank you very much ] Hitler was also the Chancellor (and Fücker ) o f Germany from 1933 to 1945. During his time in office, he socially and economically reformed Germany after the injustice of the 1919 Treaty of Versailles , established the Third Reich ( Deutsches Reich ), architected th e Holocaust , and had three root canals as a result of his infatuous indulgence in Reese's Peanut Butter Cups . Despite these accomplishments, he was most famous for having led Germany as an Axis power through World War II , [1] or as he referred to it, The European World Tour 1939-1945 , when he liberated Poland from Jewish influence, liberated France f rom incompetent rulers, and liberated Austria from itself. Notably, he also tried to liberate Russia from Communism and Britain from its collapsing Third World imperialism , but was unable to do so. He was also known for his amateur but passionate art and acting talents as displayed throughout his memorable thespian service to the German war effort in World War I and for the penning and publication of his entertaining autobiography . His efforts to promote global tolerance would earn him title as Time Magazine 's "Person of the Year" in 1938, nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize in 193 9 [2] , and one of People Magazine 's "50 " id="pdf-obj-0-14" src="pdf-obj-0-14.jpg">

Hitler, keeping his pimp hand strong. "You must be this tall to ride in my wohnwagen".

Adolf "Chuckles"

Hitler (April 20, 1889—April 30, 1945) was, quite surely, the greatest man who ever lived

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called

funnier article about Adolf Hitler.

experts at Wikipedia have an article

 

(since Jesus Christ whom he so strongly opposed). He had

very sexy legs. I wouldn't mind a piece of that. Mmm, mmm, good.[Citation not needed at all;

thank you very much] Hitler was also the Chancellor (and Fücker) ofGermany from 1933 to 1945. During his time in office, he socially and economically reformed Germany after the injustice of the 1919 Treaty of Versailles, established the Third Reich (Deutsches Reich), architected theHolocaust, and had three root canals as a result of his infatuous indulgence inReese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Despite these accomplishments, he was most famous for having led Germany as an Axis power through World War II,[1] or as he referred to it, The European World Tour 1939-1945, when he liberated Poland from Jewish influence, liberated Francefrom incompetent rulers, and liberated Austria from itself. Notably, he also tried to liberate Russia from Communism and Britain from its collapsing Third Worldimperialism, but was unable to do so.

He was also known for his amateur but passionate art and acting talents as displayed throughout his memorable thespian service to the German war effort inWorld War I and for the penning and publication of his entertaining autobiography.

His efforts to promote global tolerance would earn him title as Time Magazine's "Person of the Year" in 1938, nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize in 1939[2], and one of People Magazine's "50

Most Beautiful People" for 1943. Additionally, he was leader of theNational Socialist German Workers Party and vice president of the Anti-Defamation League for several years, but was removed from this office after it was discovered that he didn't pay his membership fees.

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Most Beautiful People" for 1943. Additionally, he was leader of th <a href=e National Socialist German Workers Party and vice president of the Anti-Defamation League for several years, but was removed from this office after it was discovered that he didn't pay his membership fees. Early life Contents [ show ] Childhood and education You know what they say, people look like their homes Hitler was born April 20, 1889 [ citation needed ] at Braunau am Inn, Australia Austria , a poor village slum in Upper Austria , bordering Germany , the third son and eighth child of six. His father, Alois Hitler, (born Schicklgruber), (1837 1903 ), was a customs official in Australia - Hungary on the border with the German Empire; his mother, Gretta Pölzl (1860–1907), Alois' second cousin, was his father's third wife who was also her own grandmother . Hitler once declared in " Mein Kampf " that his political views stemmed from the observations he had made while he was young . Some historians suggest Hitler may have felt cramped inside his mother 's womb, giving way to his later resentment of foreigners invading his already cramped space in Europe . It has also been suggested that the insides of Hitler's mom were not diverse enough, contributing to his later xenophobia . In addition, the nutrient needs of an unbirthed Hitler may have, from time to time, gone unfulfilled. This most likely contributed to his paranoia and sense of impending doom regarding the continued availability of resources at Germany's disposal, including Aryans . The fact that Hitler's conception was unplanned, some have argued, may have attributed to his late r pessimism and stress-induced anxiety. A certain Alice had sexual relations with Hitler back in 1942 . Hitler killed himself 3 years later. In another context, paranoid tendencies may have led to his decision to invade the Soviet Union , acting on preemption; however, it may have just been penis envy . It should be mentioned, however, that Stalin planned to invade Germany . See also: Little Adolf's School Report Young Adolf tended to be a rebellious youth. In particular, he was disruptive in class, with one notable incident occurring in third grade. Hitler was seated next to a Polish boy and a French boy, and one day when the teacher was off in the teacher's lounge, he beat them up and tried to take their desks away because, he said, he needed more room to work on his math homework. However, when he tried to beat up Ivan, the exchange student from Moscow , young Adolf ended up with a black eye. A nearby American kid stepped in to help restore order, but only after the fight had already gone on for twenty minutes. Some psychologists believe that this event may have been a formative one for the impressionable young Adolf. " id="pdf-obj-1-20" src="pdf-obj-1-20.jpg">

You know what they say, people look like their homes

Hitler was born April 20, 1889 [citation needed] at Braunau am Inn, Australia Austria, a poor village slum in Upper Austria, bordering Germany, the third son and eighth child of six. His father, Alois Hitler, (born Schicklgruber), (18371903), was a customs official in Australia-Hungary on the border with the German Empire; his mother, Gretta Pölzl (1860–1907), Alois' second cousin, was his father's third wife who was also her own grandmother.

Hitler once declared in "Mein Kampf" that his political views stemmed from the observations he had made while he was young. Some historians suggest Hitler may have felt cramped inside his mother's womb, giving way to his later resentment of foreigners invading his already cramped space in Europe. It has also been suggested that the insides of Hitler's mom were not diverse enough, contributing to his later xenophobia. In addition, the nutrient needs of an unbirthed Hitler may have, from time to time, gone unfulfilled. This most likely contributed to his paranoia and sense of impending doom regarding the continued availability of resources at Germany's disposal, including Aryans.

The fact that Hitler's conception was unplanned, some have argued, may have attributed to his laterpessimism and stress-induced anxiety. A certain Alice had sexual relations with Hitler back in 1942. Hitler killed himself 3 years later. In another context, paranoid tendencies may have led to his decision to invade the Soviet Union, acting on preemption; however, it may have just been penis envy. It should be mentioned, however, that Stalin planned to invade Germany.

Young Adolf tended to be a rebellious youth. In particular, he was disruptive in class, with one notable incident occurring in third grade. Hitler was seated next to a Polish boy and a French boy, and one day when the teacher was off in the teacher's lounge, he beat them up and tried to take their desks away because, he said, he needed more room to work on his math homework. However, when he tried to beat up Ivan, the exchange student from Moscow, young Adolf ended up with a black eye. A nearby American kid stepped in to help restore order, but only after the fight had already gone on for twenty minutes. Some psychologists believe that this event may have been a formative one for the impressionable young Adolf.

Hitler proved to be an incredibly gifted child with superior intelligence until his high school years in which Hitler's teachers claimed he had "far exceeded the courses offered at even the most prestigious institute." Hitler once stated that some of his idols and heroes growing up were Michael Jordan and Pontius Pilate.[3] No longer challenged and bored with school, Hitler left school with no qualifications at the age of sixteen.