Sunday December 28 2014, The Reverend Alan Neale. Do not return to sender.
I am told, I see, I read that the early days after Christmas are crowded with
the busyness of the fated unlucky, the chronic unfortunate, the relentlessly
unsatisfied I speak of those who despite throated oohs, aspirated aahs
and frozen smiles know the fate of the present as soon as it is opened it
will be returned and that right soon.
Consider the sad recipient of the same sweater three years in a row, a
compost starter kit although useful, the women surveyed did not want to
receive this item as a holiday gift, monogrammed towel with the recipient's
name spelled incorrectly, a bathroom scale, used make-up or a re-gifted
coffee mug from a casino, with a buffet coupon still inside.
This lemming-like rush to enter again the wearisome fray of shopping and
waiting in line, this has continued forever. It occurs in the stellar TV series
Madmen, it is the inspiration for Bob Newharts hilarious monologue The
Toupee. And it finds quintessential, almost primal expression in the opening
verses of John chapter one, verse 11 he came to what was his own, but his
own people did not accept him.
Yet again the eternal giver has taken what is most precious in the heavenly
places and wrapped it in skin to make us comfortable, encased it in
swaddling cloths to make it less awesome, placed it in an environment that
knows scarcity and fear so as to evoke resonance within us and yet again
the gift is returned.
Returned because a newer model is now available, or so we think.
Returned because it is not our size, or so we think.
Returned because what we have is sufficient, or so we think.
But, as John continues in his gospel, to all those who received and held and
lived with the gift they received power to become children of God.
Children with Status, Children with Strength and Children with Song.
Children with Status. When you unwrap the divine gift, when you
acknowledge the gift, when you carefully read the manual (B.I.B.L.E.) and
determine to use the gift your status as a child of God is confirmed deep
within your psyche. You are (Galatians 4:6) set on a path that leads from
slavery to freedom, you are (Isaiah 61:3) given a brand-new name straight
from the mouth of God, you are a stunning crown in the palm of Gods hand,
a jeweled gold cup held high in the hand of your God. No sneering word, no