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bus, intended to target female voters, was
sexist. Unfortunately, this likely wasnt the
reassuring response critics were looking for.
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Is Ring
by Spring
still a thing?
A closer look
at the Ring
by Spring
phenomenon
Marriage research
Phil Morgan, sociology professor at UNC, said that when
he was a university student,
many people joked that women
attended college to get their
MRS degree, alluding to the
idea that women sometimes
went to school with the sole
intention of finding a husband.
Now, Morgan believes that
trends are changing and that
students are less likely to get
married right after graduation,
if they even get married at all.
The most dominant thing
in family formation in the
U.S. is for people to postpone
marriage and childbearing
until later, he said. The other
thing that is happening in the
U.S. is that more and more
people are cohabiting and
young adults plan to get married eventually but are waiting for economic stability,
emotional maturity or other
factors they believe make them
adult enough to get married.
Marriage naturalists meet
trends more similar to those
in the 1950s and 1960s, where
the transition to married, adult
life happens much earlier.
Both Morgan and Pearce
believe that some people still
may have the mentality of
Ring by Spring, but the rise
in engagements and marriages
that can be seen across the U.S.
and around UNCs campus
has more to do with the warming weather than it does with
demographic trends.
Were moving into springtime springtime is when
people get engaged and marriages are more common,
Morgan said. Its a spring
phenomenon, but I bet its
actually less likely than a
decade ago, and a decade
ago was less likely than two
decades ago.
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Hillsborough Aquatic Club head coach and former UNC swimmer Vinny Pryor encourages some of his swimmers on Tuesday night.
Constantly pushing
Michael Pryor, Vinnys
younger brother, was 3 years
old when he competed in his
first swim meet.
He sat along the edge of
the pool, ready to jump in at
the sound of the buzzer.
But he didnt at least not
The womens
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Florida State 71-63.
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Its been a tough week for the entire Chapel
Hill community.
Early Sunday morning, we awoke to ESPN
alerts and Twitter updates, all full of the same
somber news: legendary North Carolina
mens basketball coach Dean Smith died late
Saturday night. He was 83.
It was the day we had always dreaded.
Smith had been in declining health for years,
but none of us were ready for when the
moment finally came. Grace Raynor said it best
in her obituary:
Nobody was ready.
The UNC community immediately began to
commemorate Smiths life. With vigils, flowers,
12:00 p.m.
Petersen Events Center
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at first.
Vinny just came up and
pushed me in the pool,
Michael said.
Pryor and his family moved
from Orlando to Jaffrey, New
Hampshire when he was 10
years old. When he wasnt
swimming, he would mountain
bike and play pond hockey.
Swimming wasnt big in New
Hampshire, but it was for
Pryor.
He and Michael would
travel to and from Gardner,
Massachusetts a 30-minute drive four days every
week for club practice
throughout high school.
It was pretty much like
having a part-time job in high
school, but one that you get
to do stuff you really enjoy
doing, he said.
In practice, the brothers
trained together and occasionally went head-to-head.
Sometimes, theyd fight in
practice due to their competitive nature. But theyd hop in
the car and ride home after,
like nothing happened.
Pryor was always in
Michaels ear, pushing him
like he did all those years ago.
A blessing in disguise
The summer after he
graduated from Conant High
School, Pryor arrived at club
practice one day just as he
had thousands of times before.
But nearly nine years later,
this practice still stands out.
When he walked into
practice, Pryor was under the
impression hed be heading to
Rutgers in the fall to swim.
Someone came up and
said, Hey, did you hear about
Rutgers? They cut their program, Pryor said.
He was now faced with
a choice: go to Rutgers and
transfer after the program was
shut down, or sit out a year,
go to community college and
redo the recruiting process.
Pryor chose the latter.
After committing to Rutgers
in December of his senior year,
he significantly improved as a
swimmer, and he was recruited
more heavily.
For Pryor, it was a blessing
in disguise. He committed to
UNC.
All heart
supraventricular tachycardia,
caused by the hearts electrical
system working incorrectly.
Pryor was entering his
junior season when he received
the news from his cardiologist.
He had just set a school record
in the 100-yard breaststroke.
With his teammates gathered around him, he fought
backs tears as he stood outside Koury Natatorium and
announced the uncertainty of
his swimming future.
Pryor watched from the
pool deck as a water boy during practices. Instead of being
in the water, he now served it.
Jones said Pryor kept a
brave face but there were
many times where Pryor said
he had to leave during practice to get away and cry.
But he refused to accept
his swimming career was
over. Hed call his cardiologist
constantly, pleading for other
alternatives. He even met with
a surgeon to discuss bypass
surgery to switch out his aorta.
It was not something I was
ready to give up yet, he said. I
was going to keep fighting until
there were no more options.
Finally, after endless begging, Pryors cardiologist made
a set of guidelines and gave
him the OK to swim again.
He hung up the phone,
sprinted to the pool deck and
rejoiced with his teammates.
Just knowing someone
A new joy
Before practice begins, children flock toward the coach.
Two girls come up to Pryor
and ask for help putting their
swim caps on, like its routine.
A boy, no older than age 9,
approaches the coach as his
practice ends on the other end
of the pool. He waits patiently,
with a broad grin on his face,
for Pryor to acknowledge him.
As soon as the coach turns
his head, he holds up his hand
for a high-five. The child jumps
up and smacks Pryors hand
before running to his parents.
Practice is officially over
now that hes gotten a highfive from his coach.
Moments like these make
up for the small paycheck.
Where its not rewarding in some places, its more
rewarding in others, he said.
Pryor is in his second year
as head coach and director
of the Hillsborough Aquatic
Club, a program that began
nearly four years ago.
In his first year with the
club, it grew from approximately 65 children to more
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By Stephanie Lamm
Thursdays event at
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drew hundreds.
C HECK U S O UT !
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Hundreds of people attend N.C. States vigil in the Brickyard to
honor the lives of the victims of the Chapel Hill shooting.
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and 3-by-3 box (in
bold borders) contains
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Solution to
Thursdays puzzle
Act of kindness
Students raised money
for UNC employee Deborah
Paige to repair her car.
See pg. 3 for story.
My Brothers Keeper
The Orange County program is working to stop the
school-to-prison pipeline.
See pg. 1 for story.
Player-turned-coach
A former UNC swimmer
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EDITORIAL CARTOON
PETER VOGEL
KERN WILLIAMS
BRIAN VAUGHN
KIM HOANG
COLIN KANTOR
TREY FLOWERS
DINESH MCCOY
Misadventures of a Naturalist
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Jackie OShaughnessy does her
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Corey Buhay
EDITORIAL
Suspend suspensions
Area schools must
take real action to
fight punitive bias.
is commonly referred to
as the school-to-prison
pipeline for the continuity and similarity between
their respective punitive
approaches.
Chapel Hill and Carrboro
are not immune, and given
the horrifying scale of the
issue, the response of the
district to this injustice has
been inadequate.
State Rep. Graig Meyer,
D-Orange, suggested that
the districts awareness of
these numbers gives it a
leg up on other districts in
tackling the issue.
But merely being aware
of the problem and willing to talk about it, while a
good first step, is a woefully inadequate response to
the severity of the problem.
The trajectories of the
lives of young black students are being dragged
down by racism at institutions that are tasked with
the sacred responsibility
to educate, not institute
social control. Problems of
this scale require a more
robust response than
increased conversation.
Out-of-school suspensions should be ended.
There is no strong evidence
that these suspensions
increase future discipline,
EDITORIAL
A proactive response
Sexual violence
prevention requires
a change in culture.
NC has been a
national leader
in its response to
campus sexual assaults.
This can be credited to
the tremendous amount
of work that activists and
advocates have done to
make the University a less
hostile place.
Programs and initiatives like One Act and
Project Dinah, in addition to the restructuring of UNCs response
to reports of sexual and
interpersonal violence,
have provided an incredible amount of support
for survivors.
While the results of
most campus sexual
assault initiatives are not
yet quantifiable, there are
noticeable changes in students attitudes when they
participate in intervention training.
According to a UNC
study, students who participate in One Act training report higher confidence in intervening as
bystanders compared to
pre-training self-reports.
But the majority of
programs that directly
address sexual assault
TO THE EDITOR:
Deah Shaddy Barakat,
Yusor Abu-Salha and Razan
Abu-Salha were three
incredible, selfless and caring students who were taken
too soon from our community. It is an injustice to
the lives of the victims that
people are already speculating that the shooter, Craig
Hicks, has a history of mental illness.
Instead of understanding
the nuances of why Hicks
committed this horrific act
of violence, the media seeks
to shift the blame to mental
illness as a convenient explanation. For the record, Hicks
is not yet known to have had
a mental illness.
Dr. Mohammad AbuSalha, Yusor and Razans
father, and Dr. Suzanne
Barakat, Deahs sister, both
believe this act of violence
was grounded in hate, based
on what they had previously
been told by the deceased
about prior interactions with
Hicks. This atrocious act of
violence should not merely
be remembered as the manifestation of potential mental
illness. Deah, Yusor and
Razan deserve more than
careless journalism.
To be clear, intolerance
and hate are not symptoms
of mental illness. Even
if Hicks has a mental illness, it is essential that we
distinguish between the
primary and secondary factors that led to this tragedy.
Criminalizing mental illnesses and one-sided narratives only promote stigma
and fuel further discrimination and hate.
The overwhelming majority of people with mental
illnesses are not violent.
According to the American
Psychological Association,
about 5 percent of violent
acts are attributed to people
with a mental illness. Out
of these violent acts, only
7.5 percent of crimes are the
direct result of symptoms of
mental illness.
Obscuring the facts of
this story through prejudicial dialogue about mental
illness is not in anyones best
interests not the victims,
their families and friends,
nor the wider community.
Instead, let us concentrate
our efforts on standing up to
hate and ignorance in their
many forms. In the words
of Deahs mother, Do not
fight fire with fire. We would
do well to heed her call and
focus on critically assessing
flawed institutions, media
coverage and bias and the
deadening illogic that underpins intolerance.
Our hearts go out to the
families and loved ones
of Deah Shaddy Barakat,
Yusor Abu-Salha and
Razan Abu-Salha.
Taylor Swankie
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Management
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Kvetching board
kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
To the senseless girl gossiping loudly in the top of
the union during Wednesdays vigil: Were you raised
in a barn?
To the freshman who got
Valentines Day reservations
at TOPO and pronounced it
TOEPOE brb crying.
Id like to thank the SBP
candidates for helping me
improve my bike handling
skills around the Pit. Those
randomly placed wooden
signs are great, especially
when theyre hidden in the
crowd!
Not much to complain
about this week just
thankful for my Tar Heel
family. #UNCstrong
Looking forward to seeing
my long-distance boyfriend for Valentines Day;
not looking forward to
shaving for the first time in
two months.
Heard through the paperthin wall of my duplex:
Is it just me or does Papa
John look like Rand Paul?
The SBP voting website
divided us into districts
and now Im freaking out
waiting for UNCs own
Hunger Games to start.
May the odds be ever in
your favor, yall.
Everyone has big plans
for Valentines Day and Im
just going to be sitting in
my room masticating.
To the girl selling brownies
on the quad for a dollar
out of tupperware: You are
the reason we have things
to kvetch about. Thank
you for being strange!
That awkward moment
when I get emails from the
chancellors office about
everything except Dean
Smiths passing
Hey, BOG: Yall ever gonna
say anything about firing
Tom Ross or nah?
As someone waiting for an
email with news on grad
schools, Id like to thank
everyone who thought it
would be funny to reply all
to a campus-wide Listserv.
My card just got declined
at [B]Skis. My struggle is
the realest.
DTH SBP Endorsement =
Kiss of Death.
Pingpong tables in the
Pit? I think you meant beer
pong tables.
To the dude with AFKBRB on his license plate:
You deserve a medal.
Thanks, Duke, for being
so gracious about Dean
Smiths death. But its really going to make it a lot
harder to gloat when we
beat yall next week.
I didnt realize 23 Jump
Street was being filmed
here until I saw Houston
Summers in person. Im
glad the film industrys
coming back to N.C.
Id rather just watch Hulu
than hear its CEO give the
commencement address.
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sentence entries to
opinion@dailytarheel.com,
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