Neither of them knows what it means and they are both curious. The pair
decide to find the professor and ask some questions. When they locate
the professor's office, the bolder of the two enter the building while the
other remains outside.
Student: "Uh...Sir..What does Crash Course in Logical Assumptions
mean?"
Professor: "Well, it involves taking information that you have, forming
assumptions using logic, and then creating new information. Let me try to
answer your question by asking you a question. Do you own a car?"
Student: "Uh...Yes, I do."
Professor: "Well, then I can now logically assume that you drive."
Student: "Yes, I drive. "
Professor: "Then I can logically assume that you drive on weekends."
Student: "Yeah, I drive on weekends, I go out on dates."
Professor: "Then I can logically assume that you have date partners."
Student: "Well, yes, I have a girlfriend."
Professor: "Then I can logically assume that you are heterosexual."
Student: "Uh...hell yes! OK, I think I understand what this course is about
now. Thanks a lot for your time."
Once back outside, his friend asks him: "So, what's it all about?"
"Its about using information and stuff...Let me answer your question by
asking you a question. Do you own a car?"
"No."
"Uh...Then you're homosexual, dude!"