Main character goes through a stereotypical idea of what initiation for a sorority is
and it goes
horribly awry
*Halle walks in and recites Pi Phi values in order to become an initiated member*
HALLE: Integrity Life-long commitment uhm
*glances at arm*
HALLE: Honor and honor and uhm re.. spect? Uhmm
PRESIDENT: Do you even have these memorized? You had your entire new member
period to
learn this! How do you expect to be a Pi Phi if you dont even know our values?!
PI PHI 1: UhmShe didnt even memorize them! She has them written on her arm!
Look!
*grabs Halle by the arm and shows that she has writing on it*
PRESIDENT: I knew something was fishy!
PI PHI 1: Yeah, she literally reeked of fish from the moment she came through the
door!
HALLE: Im sorry guys, I just really love sushi
PRESIDENT: Hey me too! We should go someti- *gets cut off*
PI PHI 1: Uhm hello? Are we forgetting that she doesnt know our values? How can
she be one of us if she doesnt know what we stand for?
PRESIDENT: You are completely right! I apologize Im just hungry! Halle Luna, please
return when you have an understanding of what it is that we represent. Only then
will you be an initiated member.
*President starts to talk about sushi with Pi Phi 1* (can we please go get sushi
now?)
*walks out sad and begins singing*
HALLE: Look at me, I will never pass for a perfect pi phi, or a perfect sister. Can it
be, I was not
meant to play this part? Now I see, if I do not learn their values, I will never win their
hearts
Who- *gets cut off*
RANDOM MALE PEDESTRIAN (not a Pi Phi): *walking by* Hey, doesnt Mulan sing
that song?!
HALLE: Yeah, she does! I love that so- *gets cut off*
RANDOM MALE PEDESTRIAN: Well no offense, but you should probably let her sing
it.
HALLE: Well.. thats not very nice! Good day to you, sir!
RANDOM MALE PEDESTRIAN: Hey, I said no offense!
HALLE: And I said good day!
PRESIDENT: Im glad to hear that! Also, I can't wait to see how much you've grown
when you come to your next new member meeting! You will make a wonderful Pi
Beta Phi fraternity woman.
HALLE: *jumps on president* Oh my gosh! I cant wait!
PRESIDENT: Ugh, I cant breath! Youre too swoll!
HALLE: Im so sorry, it must be those gains!
PRESIDENT: You and your gains are forgiven. Just know that you will always have a
sincere friendship in us! We cant wait to have you join our sisterhood!