BLESSED BE THOU, BORO KIDS

“All who curse their father or mother must be put

to death. They are guilty of a capital offense.”*
(Leviticus 20:9 NLT)
Jeez, why isn’t the school empty? And according to US law, the cursing of
one’s mother or father does not constitute a capital offense nor does its
punishment require one’s death.**
“If anyone comes to me without hating his father
and mother, wife and children, brothers and
sisters, and even his own life, he can not be my
disciple. “*
(Luke 14:26 NAB)
Is it just my lack of reading comprehension, or did the bible just contradict
itself?**
“Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep
respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you
would serve Christ.”*
(Ephesians 6:5 NLT)
Oh my... didn’t Abraham Lincoln free the slaves? Had slaves followed what
this said, Barack Obama wouldn’t be president (Not that it would be a bad
thing) we wouldn’t have Oprah, Denzel, or any of the hard core rappers kids
in the suburbs listen to, yo.**
“If anyone rebels against your orders and does not obey
every command you give him, he shall be put to death.
But be firm and steadfast.”*
(Joshua 1:18 NAB)
Can I say, pimp? **
As you can see, the bible isn’t that great of a source for advice, why should we take a wubby
lovey quote and use it as a defense for the existence and love of a deity when the majority
of the bible is filled with acts of hate and rage by said deity. Before you Christianize and
convert yourself because of fear of eternal damnation, read around, there’s hundreds of
other religions which also claim the same ending. Will you join those as well?**
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DISCLAIMER
* THE FALLACIES QUOTED ON THIS PAGE ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN AS ADVICE, BUT RATHER VIEWED FROM A HISTORIC LITERAL

STANDPOINT AS QUOTES FROM A FICTIONAL PRE-MIDDLE AGE ERA BOOK. ANYTHING READ HERE IS FALSE AND ONLY A FOOL WOULD

TAKE IT AS FACT.
**(1) UNDER THE FIRST AMENDMENT OF THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, OF FREEDOM OF RELIGION AND EXPRESSION I AM

ALLOWED TO DISTRIBUTE RELIGIOUS BASED PAMPHLETS, WHICH THIS ISN’T, BUT IF IT WERE, ONE WOULD BE ALLOWED TO. (2)AS

THE INTERBORO LITIGANT PRINCIPAL IN 1993 DID, IN “SLOTTERBACK V. INTERBORO SCHOOL DISTRICT” SLOTTERBACK WAS

ALLOWED TO DISTRIBUTE CHRISTIAN BASED MATERIAL TO STUDENTS, TO DENY THAT RIGHT IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL. (2a) PROVIDED

THAT SUCH MATERIAL DOES NOT INTERFERE WITH A FUNCTIONAL EDUCATIONAL ENVIRONMENT.(3) SINCE THE SCHOOL HAS

DECIDED TO ALLOW BIBLE QUOTES TO BE POSTED (AS SEEN BY THE ONE NEXT TO THIS PAGE “JOHN 3:16”) IT IS ASSUMED THAT THE

SCHOOL IS COMPLACENT WITH THE PUBLISHING OF RELIGIOUS QUOTES UNDER SCHOOL GROUNDS. (4) IF I’VE BROKEN A RULE, SO

HAVE THE OTHER STUDENTS IN POSTING SUCH PROPAGANDA.