Chesty Puller
"We've been looking for the enemy for some time now.
We've finally found him. We're surrounded.
That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and
killing them."
Lewis Puller, nicknamed Chesty because of his perfect
posture and the fact that his torso somewhat resembled a fullsize beer keg full of lead bricks, raw muscle and horse steroids,
was a hard-as-shit motherfucker who is almost universallyrecognized as the most badass dude to ever wear the uniform
of the United States Marine Corps. Not bad, considering that
being revered as the pinnacle of toughness by the USMC is
kind of like being King of the Vikings or the toughest Klingon to
ever set foot on the planet Kronos. In his thirty-seven years of
service to the Corps, Puller would rise through the ranks from
Private to General, kick more asses than Juan Valdez on an
insane bender, and become the most decorated Marine in
American history.
Born in the small town of West Point, Virginia, Puller grew up
hunting, fishing, arm wrestling black bears and reading about
military history. He enrolled in the prestigious Virginia Military