Fish
I like fish in the sea
Then they are free
But on our plate
We control their fate
A half-baked tramp
Joel the tramp lived in half a cardboard box, by Queen Street. Next to his
home, for want of a better word, there was a giant puddle and all the
disrespectful drivers splashed him as they drove by. Every time this
happened he comforted himself with one of his many proverbs: “to be
happy, you must have first been sad”.
Joel, although he was a tramp he was very clever and if not for
misfortune he would be rich in happiness and money. “Every mind is a
universe and each idea is a star”. Joel consoled himself that his mind was a
multiverse.
Today, he did everything like he always did, He got up and went to
the corner where he tried to make money by selling proverbs.
‘Get your proverbs here!’ he bellowed ‘get them while they’re hot! Two for
one deal buy one get two free! Only 99 cents for a proverb! Amaze your
friends and family and foes with your deep, conceptual thinking!’
Someone in a tie and suit and puffing on a pipe walked up and said
‘Good evening my dear chap, I would like to purchase one of your rather
droll witticisms.’
‘Well, sir’ said Joel ‘money up front’
‘Indubitably, my fine fellow’ he replied, handing him a shiny one dollar
coin. ‘Keep the change’
‘Well, for such a generous sir I will find a proverb of the highest
quality’ said Joel ‘ah, here we are.’ Joel cleared his throat “Ahem, “Light is
the sanctuary of darkness’
‘What the…’ said the man, ‘I don’t get it, your proverbs are bloody awful,
jeez I’m never coming back again!’ said the tramp, throwing his glass of
finest Jungroy’s ale at the depressed tramp.
After the man had left in a huff the tramp tended to his wounds and
left back home to his half a cardboard box. ‘I guess there’s just no business
in proverbs so he went to get a real job and lived a fine life for the rest of his
life.
The pad
The pad is where we are free
We can write, we can draw
We can create awe
Or let people truly see
CaTs
yo, I like cats
yeah, cats are good in hats
cats are good with bats
Don’t eat them ‘cause you will get da fats
Hardcore bro
Grow a mo
YEAH!
DoGs
Undoubtedly, I quite like dogs
They are rather spiffing
They are preferable over frogs
However they don’t stop sniffing
Some say they are mangy mongrel mutts
But they are not real gentlemen
They are covered in cuts
Ducks
Ducks are Über
They cause Über ponage
I’m sure others do concur
They can cast level 4 rage
That will pone gnomes
That will pone them even when they’re using level six shield dome
(sniff)
The Endeded
Socks…
SOCKS!
Socks go well with anything
Socks are good for bling bling
Socks are good to eat
Socks are not good on feet
SOCKS!
Socks rhyme with rocks
And docks
And flocks
And fox
And blocks
And clocks
And box
And jocks
And locks
And pox
And socks!
If you put rocks
In socks
It makes an effective bludgeoning intstrument for mugging elephants.