In general, the same parameters apply to other chemicals. Some users insist that these are
aphrodisiacs, without qualification or definition. Others claim that its all autosuggestion. The
evidence to date is that the dosage, the set and the setting are all intimately involved in the
results, which are therefore predictable only in very loose generalizations.
Spanish fly, or cantharides, the most famous of all alleged aphrodisiacs, is hardly controversial
anymore. Everybody agrees that its a bummer. The actual effect is to irritate the genitourinary
tract; in a few cases, this irritation, coupled with strong autosuggestion, has seemed aphrodisiac.
More often, the irritation has been merely irritating. Heavy doses are also poisonous: The
Marquis de Sade owes much of his infamous reputation to an incident in which he poisoned two
prostitutes by feeding them chocolates diluted with cantharides. He always insisted that he
intended only to inflame their passions.
Other traditional aphrodisiacs, such as rhinoceros horn, shrimps, oysters, etc., are equally
ineffective, if less toxic. Their reputations, anthropologists agree, are due to the shamanistic habit
of thinking analogically. The rhino horn looks like an erect penis, the oyster like a vagina, and
thus, to the primitive sorcerer, it is logical to hope for stimulating sexual effects. Actually, a diet
high in oysters and other seafood will keep a man potent if other factors are not depressing his
virility. This is true of any diet that stresses protein and avoids excessive carbohydrates. But there
is no special magic in seafood.
Before going further, some definition of terms: A drug is any substance that changes the human
being who consumes it. (This is a very general definition, of course; it includes gold, which
creates hallucinations, among other symptoms of stress, for those unwise enough to try to digest
it.) Drugs that primarily affect the mind are usually called psychoactive drugs, or, to use the
vernacular, dope.
Dope consists of:
1. Tranquilizers, such as Miltown, Librium and Thorazine.
2. Barbiturates, such as Seconal, or the derivatives of barbiturate acid.
3. Narcotics, such as alcohol, heroin and morphine.
4. Cannabis, which is in a class by itself.
5. Psychedelics, such as LSD, peyote and psilocybin.
6. Energizers, such as cocaine and the amphetamines.
7. Miscellaneous.
If we forget the question Are there real aphrodisiacs? that hinges on the metaphysical meaning
of aphrodisiac and hence can be debated forever, and instead ask Do any drugs affect sex?, the
answer is a resounding yes! The first three groups on this list have all been linked with impotence,
at least for some users. While this is negative knowledge, it at least gives us some grounds for
hope that positive effects claimed for other chemicals are not all the result of auto-suggestion.
Male patients on heavy dosages of tranquilizers often become impotent; the dose is then cut and
combined with an energizer, whereupon the problem usually clears up. Tofranil in particular has
been linked with impotence so often that doctors now warn about this when prescribing it, telling
the patient to discontinue use if sexual functioning is hampered. The same problem arises with
heavy use of barbiturates. With opiate narcotics, such as heroin, morphine, Pantopon and
Demerol, total impotence is almost invariable once addiction has been established. While it is
conceivable that studies may someday show that all this is autosuggestion, the weight of the
evidence is that these central-nervous-system depressants also depress the physical sex
functions. Those who enjoy these sedative or depressant drugs will reply that sex is more trouble
than its worth. It was a woman that drove me to drink; W. C. Fields commented, and I never
even thanked her. Or, as a heroin addict says in Aleister Crowleys novel Diary of a Drug Fiend, I
have gotten into all sorts of messes with women in the past. Heroin has destroyed my interest in
them.
Cannabis has been used for sex, religion, medicine and recreation throughout history, worshiped
as a god in parts of India and Africa, banned and feared in places as diverse as ancient China and
modern America. George Washington thought so highly of this herb that he wrote frequent
letters to the gardener at Mount Vernon about its cultivation; Richard Nixon thought so poorly of
it that when the National Commission on Marijuana and Drug Abuse reported it harmless, he
told them, in effect, to go fly a kite.
Depending on the users personality or mood, Cannabis acts like alcohol in decreasing
inhibitions, creating an energetic mood. It also acts like a narcotic in diminishing pain. It acts like
the hypnotics, such as nitrous oxide (laughing gas), in provoking alternating moods of hilarity
and deep introspection. Finally, it acts somewhat like LSD and the psychedelics in enhancing
colors, sensations and music, and sometimes in producing semi-hallucinations. Sexually,
Cannabis has long had the reputation of being the most powerful aphrodisiac in the world. This
was part of the folklore cited by the authorities when making the herb illegal in 1937.
This, of course, is the kind of thinking associated with the mythical concept of aphrodisiacs. If we
remember that psychoactive drugs function synergetically within the context of dose, set and
setting, we will not be surprised to learn that R. E. L. Masters, surveying the literature from
ancient times to the present, found a minority of users reporting sexual desensitization or outright impotence while on the weed.
Most recently, a research study group that included William Masters concluded that men
smoking between 5 and 18 joints of marijuana a week had experienced reduced levels of plasma
testosterone and lower sperm counts. High testosterone levels in the blood have long been
associated with the tendency toward aggression, and this study suggests that there may be a
correspondence between high marijuana use and impaired sexual performance in males. One
subject of the study group developed potency problems while using marijuana, but his condition
quickly reversed when he stopped.
However, another survey of some 300 American users indicated that most of them find
marijuana quite stimulating sexually. For example, A.P. reporter Barbara Lewis book The Sexual
Power of Marijuana reports on women who were (or think they were) cured of frigidity by smoking
this herb. Similarly, Drs. William McGlothlin and Louis Jolyon West, in a survey published in The
American Journal of Psychiatry, found that 73 percent of the pot smokers in their sample said they
turn on to enhance sexual enjoyment.
During a good sex-marijuana session, the whole body becomes an erogenous zone. This is
sometimes described quite colorfully by adepts: My whole body was a penis, one will say, or,
She was allpussy, from head to toe. Timothy Leary referred to the onset of this sort of
consciousness as opening the Rapture Circuit, one of the seven circuits he claims are built in
when a human nervous system is born. (Most people use only four of these seven circuits, Leary
asserts, but yogis, shamans, schizophrenics and dopers may be using all seven.)
The mouth is often especially sensitized, and oral sex can be lingered upon to an unusual extent.
This, again, may or may not be the result of autosuggestion; it is strikingly similar to the delight
in food experienced by many on nonsexual Cannabis jags-the well-known marijuana munchies.
A 38-year-old radio announcer, quoted in The Sexual Power of Marijuana, put it this way: A
womans body becomes a cafeteria. You want to eat every part of it. No part is sacred, yet
everything is sacred.
The most interesting reactions occur, of course, in the genitals. A 22-year-old coed, quoted by the
same book, says: After smoking, there are times when I literally feel as if Im a huge cunt.
Similarly, a 32-year-old pharmacist said: I sometimes feel like a huge sexual organ, like Im
duplicating the thrust of the penis. And that the womans body has the proportions of one large
vaginal tract.
This peculiar centering of consciousness within the genitals is the first stage in cosmic
consciousness as practiced by the Tantric Hindus of northern India and the Tantric Buddhists of
Tibet. The sexual rites of the Tantrists have traditionally used a Cannabis drug, charas, to achieve
this felicity.
Of course, such a separate reality-as these states are called by anthropologist Carlos Castaneda
Is quickly categorized as hallucination or worse by older psychiatrists and the governments of the
Western world. Younger social scientists Drs. Leary, John Lilly, Humphrey Osmond, R. D.
Laing and many others reply in rebuttal that these states are as valid as ordinary consciousness.
Both consist of subjective and objective elements mixed together. This, of course, opens the most
accursed question in philosophy: What is real?
More serious is the establishments second warning that these unusual states of consciousness,
hallucinatory or not, lead to physical damage. Again, there is quick rebuttal. The British Indian
Hemp Drug Commission of the Nineties, the U. S. Army Canal Zone study of the Twenties, the
LaGuardia Commission of the Forties, the Weil, Zinberg, Nelson study in Boston in the Sixties
and a U. S. Food and Drug Administration study in Jamaica in 1971 all found no clear-cut
physical damage from Cannabis drugs, even though the first, third and last of these investigations
included a large number of users who had been smoking Cannabis for decades. The
establishment, however, is always quick to come back with another study suggesting that some
subtle damage might exist after all.
The psychedelics-hallucinogens bring these debates to greater emotional intensity than do the
Cannabis drugs. The sexual side of the LSD revolution was stated bluntly by Leary in a
1966 Playboy Interview:
The sexual impact is, of course, the open but private secret about LSD which none of us has talked about
in the last few years. . . .
Sexual ecstasy is the basic reason for the current LSD boom. When Dr. Goddard, the head of the Food and
Drug Administration, announced in a Senate hearing that ten percent of our college students are taking
LSD, did you ever wonder why? Sure, theyre discovering God and meaning; sure, theyre discovering
themselves; but did you really think that sex wasnt the fundamental reason for this surging, youthful
social boom? You can no more do research on LSD and leave out sexual ecstasy than you can do
microscopic research on tissue and leave out cells. . . .
Mature and responsible voices were prompt to announce that Leary was exaggerating wildly.
Voices from the underground were just as prompt to assert that he was telling it like it is. Typical
is this testimony of one interview subject, who described an identification-with-the-genitals
experience much stronger than those recounted by Cannabis users: I was fucking Sandra and
the acid made all my consciousness go into the very top eighth inch of the head of my penis.
Thats all I was just that fragment of flesh entirely surrounded by cunt and pulsating with joy.
Then-boom! I wasnt even that. I was nowhere, and yet I was everywhere.
Alan Watts, the late exponent of Zen, on the other hand, testified that for him LSD was always an
above-the-belt experience.
The resolution of such contradictions without accusing anybody of being a liar or a fool may
perhaps be found in Dr. Lillys concept that LSD is a metaprogramming substance. This nicely
sidesteps the debate between those who regard acid favorably as a psychedelic and those who
regard it unfavorably as a hallucinogenic. According to Lilly, a metaprogramming substance acts
upon the human biocomputer (brain) so as to make it easier to change programs. Thus, if one
wants to change philosophical or perceptual programs, LSD is an above-the-belt experience; but
if one wants to change sexual programs, its a below-the-belt experience.
A psychedelic that can be described as sui generis is MDA (Methylenedioxyamphetamine), a blend
of the psychedelic mescaline (normally found in the peyote cactus) and the stimulant
amphetamine. Since both psychedelics and stimulants are found to be sexually exciting by many
users, one would expect MDA to be a somewhat erotic potion, and indeed some underground
alchemists have claimed it is the only true aphrodisiac known. Again, we must remember that
effect depends on dosage, plus set, plus setting; some find MDA a totally above-the-belt
experience.
As is now the norm in drug lore, vast contradictions appear in the reports of those who have
sampled black-market MDA on the streets. This is largely due to the fact that street drugs are
often impure or mislabeled; much of what the MDA people think they have had has been cut with
amphetamines, cocaine, atropine, etc., or is an LSD-amphetamine compound. Yage is a Peruvian
vine even spookier than LSD occult events are so often connected with it that it is also called
telepathine-but there are no sexual claims for it in the literature.
In the last few years one drug, above all, has increasingly acquired a reputation for sexual
enhancement-cocaine. It is the strongest of the energizers and, in some circles, has long enjoyed
the reputation of being the most licentious drug in the world. Users talk more of a flash than a
high, and their imagery tends to sound highly orgasmic, even when they are not combining it
with sex.
Orgasmlike sensations are monotonously reported in cocaine literature round the world. The
Peruvian Indians say of this chemical, with simple awe, God is a substance. The Mexican dealer
in Easy Rider tells Peter Fonda, jEsta es fa Vida! (It is the Life!). William Eurroughs, whose
career as multiple-drug abuser extended from the Thirties until 1957, says that cocaine is the
most exhilarating of all drugs.
Old coke paranoias were extraordinary. Burroughs tells of a friend who suffered the presence of
Chinese coppers . . . with meat cleavers and of another who literally thrust his head into a
garbage can, like an ostrich, to hide from the demons pursuing him. More common were the
legendary coke bugs, microscopic insects that were experienced just below the surface of the
skin.
If the current revival of cocaine has not provided any yarns similar to such Twenties horrors, one
explanation may be that most of the cocaine available these days is, like most of the heroin, cut by
as much as 80 percent or more. In many cases, it is actually Novocain Gust as much of the acid
for sale in the street is really mescaline). Then, again, because of the high prices, few can afford to
sniff the crystals all night.
There is a tradition of saving the coke until the moment before orgasm and then sniffing it, so
that the two flashes occur at once. To devotees, this is indeed heaven on earth; but the purer the
cocaine (i.e., the higher the ecstasy), the more likely is the sequel of depressions and paranoid
anxieties.
Quite similar in its results is another stimulant, methamphetamine, or Methedrine. Psychologist
David Cole Gordon has written: The users of Methedrine or speed have reported unrivaled
orgasmic experiences which is why, even though users are aware of its destructive qualities,
they take it again and again. While the slogan Speed kills invented by the counterculture itself
has some element of exaggeration, the paranoias and malnutrition of this form of drug abuse
(which kills appetite to an astonishing extent) are considered by some (e.g., Dr. Fort) more
damaging than heroin addiction.
The other stimulants, such as Ritalin, the Benzedrine compounds and uppers in general, are also
found to be sexually stimulating by some users. Each contains its own possibilities for abuse.
Some who like this speedy kind of nervous sex have therefore resorted to amyl nitrite, a
compound sometimes used by doctors to revive persons who have fainted.
Poppers (the slang name for amyl nitrite) seem to have few of the bad aftereffects of the
stimulant drugs, although a user in poor physical or mental condition can go into shock. Also,
they can be easily obtained without prescription in many places, and are hence something of a
fad in showbiz and swinging circles. Some medical authorities, alas, warn that circulation of the
blood is adversely affected by chronic use. And then, some who have tried once have never
repeated it, saying that the rush is not pleasant at all but resembles being in a falling elevator.
Under our last category Miscellaneous there are such oddball kicks as nutmeg, or hanging
your head over a bucket of ammonia (the washwomans trip). Nutmeg is frequently resorted to
in prisons; the effect is like peyote, including vomiting and some dizziness. Ammonia, like carbon
tet or airplane glue, is a solvent: The effects it has are hardly aphrodisiac.
Finally, there is methaqualone, also marketed as Quaalude, Sopor, Parest, Optimil and Somnafac,
and known on the street as sopers. This has quite an erotic reputation in some circles, but, since
the drug is basically a downer or sedative, eroticism can be obtained only with small doses; as
with alcohol or barbiturates, a larger dose depresses the entire system and leads to sleep or,
with a high-enough dose, to coma or death. Habituation occurs easily, and some investigators
already suspect the possibility of physical addiction, although this is still disputed. (Its safe,
however, to say that the drug is extremely habit-forming.)
In summary, then, marijuana, amphetamines, cocaine and the psychedelics are probably quite
effective aphrodisiacs for those who have learned how to use them. Marijuana has probably
become the most popular illegal drug despite the very real war against it by Government
officials.
Is grass, then, the wave of the future, as its cultists believe? In one limited sense, yes. It is still
growing in popularity and will continue to make converts.
Another factor, meanwhile, is inevitably going to enter the picture. Drs. Wayne O. Evans and
Nathan S. Kline, in their Psychotropic Drugs in the Year 2000, predict that a real, specific aphrodisiac will be available in this decade. Some who are familiar with the pace of discovery in
psychochemistry will agree. Obviously, some new drugs will evoke the kind of panic that centered
on LSD in the Sixties; that is, they will be declared illegal and immediately will appear (cut and
diluted into monstrosity) on the black market. There should be some memorable bad trips in the
years ahead.
might engage in heavy petting (1955) to worry that they might actually have intercourse (1965)
to nervous curiosity over whether theyre swinging both ways (1975).
CITY HOSPITAL REPORTS RARE CASE OF HUMAN PREGNANCY
-Newspaper headline of the 1980s
One reason the pendulum will not reverse is that it is extremely unlikely that any American
woman will get pregnant accidentally in the 1980s. The contraceptive devices known to grandma
and grandpa mostly douches and condoms-averaged about 70 to 80 percent effectiveness; the
I.U.D.s and coils of mom and pop raised the protection effectiveness to 95 to 98 percent; the pill
is at least 99 percent effective. Today we have voluntary sterilization-which, though 100 percent
effective, is presently irreversible-as well as a morning-after pill that is totally effective, although
its side effects are questionable.
Foolproof contraception and, more socially important, the eradication of the fear of accidental
pregnancy are just the overtures to the oncoming biological revolution-an upheaval that Dr. W.
H. Thorpe of Cambridge University has predicted will create social consequences at least as
great as those arising from atomic energy and the H-bomb. . . . They rank in importance as high
as, if not higher than, the discovery of fire, of agriculture, the development of printing and the
discovery of the wheel.
Im taking a half hour off this afternoon, says the president of Chase Manhattan Bank, Ms. Linda
Gotrocks. Going down to the lab to pick up my new baby.
A he or a she? asks her secretary.
Oh, a he this time.
-Office conversation, 1985
Fertilization of human eggs in the laboratory has already been accomplished by three separate
scientific groups; Cambridge University physiologist Robert G. Edwards and gynecologist Patrick
C. Steptoe are currently researching the implantation of artificially grown embryos in the wombs
of women unable to conceive normally; embryo transplants have been accomplished at ColumbiaPresbyterian Medical Center.
If some women can have sex without pregnancy and other women can have pregnancy without
sexor if the same women can have either choice at different times-then the moral codes based
on the axiom of sex equals pregnancy are as obsolete as witchcraft laws.
The transfer of human pregnancy to artificial wombs (which Aldous Huxley, in Brave New
World, placed 500 years in the future) cant be more than ten or fifteen years away. General
applications will inevitably follow, first for women who cant bear children and then for women
who want children but dont want nine months of discomfort and time lost from careers. The
Hallmark card people will probably encourage the next generation to send Mothers Day cards to
Johns Hopkins or Walter Reed with verses such as: Put them all together, they spell
OBSTETRICS / The ward that means the world to me.
When pregnancy is entirely separated from the human body, all that will remain of the purpose
of sexual intercourse is fun; the old insistence that sex shouldnt be fun, or that it should be more
than fun, will sound even sillier than the claim that there are cosmic moral dimensions in a
football game.
lll have a few inches more height this year, Sam. The board has given me an executive post on Mars, and
executives have to be dominant, you know. And Id like a 12-inch penis; competition for women is fierce
out there. Blue eyes, I guess. Trim down the waist a little.
-Instructions from a businessman to his biotailor in the future
Artificial fertilization is only part of what Gordon Rattray Taylor characterized as The Biological
Time Bomb. The bigger part is the concept of genetic engineering, which can be practically defined
as the science of redesigning humanity to become anything it wants to become. As Nobel laureate
Joshua Lederberg puts it, The ultimate application of molecular biology would be the direct
control of nucleotide sequences. . . to regulate, for example, the size of the human brain by
prenatal or postnatal intervention. When pregnancy regularly occurs outside the female body
and inside the -laboratory, such interventions will become common.
Some molecular biologists already have carried the concept of genetic engineering to the point of
seeking physical immortality in this generation. Paul Segall of the University of California at
Berkeley, for instance, has invested 17 years in a search for the formula to reverse aging, and
reports are that he will have a dramatic announcement about the time this article is published.
Dr. Jose Froimovich, president of the Chilean Society of Gerontology and II-time nominee for the
Nobel Prize in medicine, has also announced a major breakthrough in the fight against aging,
and Dr. Johan Bjorksten is working on a formula that he says might raise average life expectancy
to a minimum of 150 years. Dr. Timothy Leary, always the bard of the avant minority in science,
argues plausibly that if we mount a national campaign similar to the atomic Manhattan Project of
the Forties or the space race of the Sixties, we can have immortality before 1990.
Another brave futurist, Dr. Isaac Asimov, points out in The Genetic Code that there seems to be a
basic 60-year cycle between an intellectual breakthrough in the sciences and a total
transformation of society by the new technology it unleashes. For instance, Edison noted
electronic energy in 1883; 60 years later, electronic technology was phasing out electric
technology, radar had helped win the war and TV had been perfected (although not yet on the
market). Similarly, Goddard fired his first rocket into the air in 1926, and 60 years later, in 1986,
we will be well along in the exploration of the inner planets. As Asimov concludes, since DNA was
identified in 1944, genetic technology should have revolutionized society by 2004; 1974 was the
mid-point of that cycle, and the applications should be raining on us every year from this point
forward.
At a minimum, genetic engineering will produce newborn humans within 30 years who will be a
quantum leap ahead of modern humanity (which already has a life span 30 years longer than the
average in 1840 England). As F. M. Esfandiary baldly proclaims in his Up-Wingers, A Futurist
Manifesto, Today, when we speak of immortality and of going to another world, we no longer
mean these in a theological or metaphysical sense. People are now striving for physical immortality. People are now traveling to other worlds. Transcendence has become a reality.
Oh, baby, that was fantastic. I felt as though I came for hours.
You did-just under twenty hours, in fact.
-Postcoital intimacies of the near future
Another trait of tomorrows lovers will be their ability to turn on at will with a little help from
their chemical friends. Nathan S. Kline, M.D., says in Psychotropic Drugs in the Year 2000 that we
can expect real and specific aphrodisiacs by that date, as well as drugs that foster or terminate
mothering impulses. The former class of drugs, increasing maternal behavior, will no doubt be
joyously endorsed by gentry like Billy Graham and widely prescribed by doctors and psychiatrists
grappling with the housewife syndrome; but the latter group, terminating the whole mothering
program, will be seized upon by dedicated career women and, if outlawed by establishment
pressures, will be bootlegged by womens lib groups.
And this is only the new stuff. Many currently popular counterculture drugs are, if not real and
specific aphrodisiacs, certainly powerful enhancers of sexuality, and they will not disappeardespite witch-hunts, secret-police tactics, midnight raids and a general reign of terror against
users. They will remain and become a larger part of the general publics ecstasy arsenal. As Baba
Ram Dass has testified: Tim [Leary] is absolutely right about LSD enhancing sex. Before taking
LSD, I never stayed in a state of sexual ecstasy for hours on end, but I have done this under LSD.
It heightens all of your senses, and it means that youre living the sexual experience totally.
One of the interviewees in Barbara Lewis The Sexual Powers of Marijuana testifies to curing herself
of frigidity by use of the devil weed: We turned on, and I can tell you, Ive never been so turned
on in my life. I was really turned on. . . . We spent two hours at loveplay, the most intense
loveplay, just letting it happen. . . . Finally, I went out of control-my facial muscles were
twitching. My arms began to tingle. . . like it was just too much, as if I would explode. I just
couldnt stand it. Then, when he got on top of me and we started fucking, I knew that it was going
to happen and that nothing could stop it. It sounds silly, but I felt out in the universe. . . and I saw
myself out there surrounded by stars.
Drugs that are either safer or less likely to spook the herd than grass, coke and acid are certainly
on the way. Dr. Kline predicts that by 2000 we will have drugs to control, reverse, accelerate or
extinguish virtually any emotion or compulsion. Katamine (researched by Dr. John C. Lilly and
allegedly given to astronauts to prepare them for zero gravity) seems to detach brain from body
(and from body emotions) and leave one suspended in the yogic samadhi state for an hour at a
time, as compared with the brief seconds of samadhi at LSD peak.
Hey, man, Ive got some Einstein RNA-perfect for that physics exam youve got coming up. Only barter,
no money. Im looking for X-adrenaline for the track meet. Can you score it for me?
Well, Ive got some triptophanthe stuff that stops time-and theres a guy in the philosophy
department whos always trying to score more of that. Ill see if he knows where X-adrenaline is
being dealt.
-Two technology junkies doing business, 1990
Bio-feedback promises even more than biochemicals-especially since Americans are not as
paranoid about technology as they are about chemistry. Brain-wave research has already shown
how to program oneself for the alpha, beta, theta and delta states, which makes about 50 percent
of the traditional yoga blissouts readily available to us today in somewhat less than two weekscompared with anywhere from one to several years of orthodox hath a-yoga training.
Continuation of this research can be expected to yield precise control of sexual-peak states (along
with other desirable neural states) within a decade.
In fact, shortly before completion of this article, a major breakthrough in sexual bio-feedback was
announced jointly by Rutgers Medical School in New Jersey and Harvard University in
Massachusetts, involving research in which male subjects tried to control the allegedly
involuntary function of erection, with and without bio-feedback. The group using bio-feedback
showed a 60 percent increase in voluntary control, while the other group showed only ten
percent. In related research, bio-feedback has helped a subject-previously homosexual and then
The self programming man or woman has no quarrel with deviates, heretics and subcultures of
bizarre belief, so long as they in turn remain nonviolent and noncoercive. This is why those with
the greatest joy in life the economically secure aristocracies, the bohemian drop-out groups
who accept poverty as the price of freedom-have always had the greatest tolerance for sexual (and
other) heretics. As general misery decreases and self-programming skill increases, a similar
tolerance will spread into all segments of society. The quarrel between the Playboy bachelor and
the womens lib careerist, or between the hetero and the gay, will seem as absurd as the War of
the Roses or the feud between Big-endians and Little-endians in Gullivers Travels.
The loose tolerance introduced by such overtouted and imperfect systems as psychoanalysis and
behavior modification will escalate into real tolerance when true neurologic and hedonic engineering are unleashed in the next decade or two. Norman O. Browns visionary version of
Freuds polymorphous perversity (total sensory turn on) will inevitably follow.
Hi, Im Joe and this is my substitute, ACE-IV,
Gee, hes cute.
-Singles bar come-on of the Eighties
The vibrator first a, shady joke, then a growing fad has already prepared us for the
technologization of sex, so introduction of the artificial sex partner will come as little surprise.
Rudimentary doll-like models are already for sale; one (called the Deep Throat model, naturally)
is even capable of performing fairly realistic fellatio. Hedy Lamarrs autobiography, Ecstasy and
Me, reveals that a former lover of hers had a very elaborate imitation Hedy manufactured to
give him solace when their affair went on the rocks. Such developments indicate that in sex, as
elsewhere, desire plus money equal results or, as George S. Kaufman once said of a friends new
estate, This is what God could have done, if Hed had money.
Are we talking about substitute sex for the crippled, the malformed, the hopelessly ugly or
neurotic? Only in the first generation of such technology. Brain-wave and other bio-feedback
studies lead inevitably into the concept of cybernetic sex robots programmed to scan neural
signals from the human partner and provide exactly, precisely, exquisitely what is desired in
every second of sexual union. In fact, reports from Masters and Johnson indicate that their crude
and precybernetic (brainless) ACE model (artificial coital equipment) produced glorious orgasms
and no psychological frustration in the women who tried it. Eventually such mechanized
substitutes can be programmed for an effect better than the real thing, as William S. Burroughs
fantasized in his Sixties sci-fi novel The Soft Machine.
Right now, as you read, Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Laboratory in Baltimore possesses a 100pound robot, affectionately dubbed The Beast, that knows how to feed itself; i.e., to seek electric
outlets and recharge its circuits when its power runs low. Sim One, an experimental robot at
University of Southern California, has the external features of a man, stands over six feet tall and
has a normal pulse rate, blood pressure and heartbeat; is white-skin colored, moves its
diaphragm and chest in simulation of breathing, and even possesses a tongue, teeth and vocal
cords. Sims keepers plan improved models that will sweat, bleed, cry out in pain and eventually
replace cadavers in training medical students. The Sim One of today combined with the Masters
and Johnson ACE of today would already constitute a crud_ artificial playmate for women. A
more complete Hedy Lamarr doll (or Linda Lovelace, or Raquel Welch) cannot be far away.
Wonder why Smith 23X hasnt come out of his house in the past week? And what are all those buzzing
and humming mechanical noises?
It will be noted that Professor Ettinger gets to the same projected destination (ecstatic mind) by a
totally different line of scientific projection. Most of the bright-eyed young guys in molecular
biochemistry these days have their own personal road maps to that destination. One physicist,
with whom I recently participated in a radio discussion of futurism, even has a plan for mankind
to achieve ecstatic immortality by its becoming lasers.
A significant-though subtle-part of this sexual transformation of humanity has already occurred
in the Western world. Few realize today that the church fathers horrible anal metaphors for sex
(stinking, filthy, putrid, etc.) were largely accurate in a literal sense, until modern medicine and
the development of soap made bodily sweetness accessible to more than the very rich. As Aldous
Huxley paints out in hisTomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow, these puritanical put-downs of the
body as well as the old aristocratic sneers at the stinking masses were quite natural to the
fastidious of those days. R. Buckminster Fuller remarks in his Utopia or Oblivion that members of
the average workingmans family in 1905 when Fullers family first moved to Carbondale,
Illinois were foul-smelling, toothless and ready far death at age 42.
The sexual revolution, like the worlds political-economic revolutions, stems from the disfavor
that people dont have to remain foul, and the future shack of our time is due entirely to the
acceleration of technology, since theological and political terrorists have not been able to punish
researchers (except far non-Lamarckian geneticists in Russia and psychedelic therapists in the
U.S.A.).
Sylvia, will you marry me?
Yes, but well have to wait Im going male for the next couple of months, to do research for my new
tape novel.
-Two lovers, circa 2025
Peeking further into the mid-distance early m. the next century the rise of life expectancy to
500 years (the goal far which biologist Paul Segall is aiming right now) wm probably make sexchange operations fashionable for many who are not psychological transsexuals in the traditional
sense. Rather, many will want to became the opposite sex temporarily for such purposes as (1)
curiosity-scientific, sexual or otherwise; (2) personal growth, i.e., the artistic, literary or
philosophical stimulation; or (3) entering a new extraplanetary environment where either the
small, tough, long-lived female body or the large-muscled, quickly aggressive male body might be
decidedly advantageous aver the other.
A great deal of the erotic realism of such writers as Joyce, D. H, Lawrence, and even, at times,
Hemingway, is an attempt to get inside the female mind and see men in the sex act and in other
relationships as women see them. Presumably, many gynecologists and obstetricians share
empathetically in the female functions they tend to, and many an artist has decidedly fused into
the glorious nude female models he paints. The desire to became the opposite sex far a while is
also evident in womens writings, especially womens lib tracts. Sex change in the future will not
be restricted to compulsive people.
Shes wearing see- through shoes must be a foot fetishist, too. Street comment of the next decade
Buckminster Fuller and Robert Heinlein, among other futurists, have predicted that clothes will
be phase out as temperature and climate control are realized. My own hunch is that nudity will be
everywhere (already many California beaches are as casual as Denmarks), but that clothes will
also be everywhere; the difference will be that clothes will serve primarily as sexual signaling
devices, which, according to one school of anthropology, was their original function.
terrestrial mortals are reading and rejecting this article, some of the first of the ecstatic cosmic
immortals are also reading it and accepting it.