SECRET LIFE
and
CURIOUS DEATH
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The
SECRET LIFE
and
CURIOUS DEATH
of
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A CIP catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library.
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Thanks are due to the staff of Dundee Central Library for their
assistance with the files on the Elmgrove Murder. Newspaper
cuttings and the diagram of the murder scene come from their
files of the Weekly News, published by D.C. Thomson & Co.
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IT WAS THE first winter of the war and we had no idea how
many other winters there would be before we settled with the
Kaiser, how much mourning, how many dead.
I went through the pend under our rooms, and up the wooden
stair that twisted back on itself like a high gallows, up to the
door and the painting of the Pile Light on the wall beside it. It
is a very fine painting. I have often admired it, both on nights
when I attend to do our work and, from time to time, as I pass
in the street. Look out from the pier or along the beach and the
Pile Light is there, a mile off. The artist has captured it well,
sturdy on its thick, square legs, buttressed against the tide and
the surge of the sea wave. It is a worthy symbol of our lodge,
embellished and adorned only by the addition of the square
and compasses and the all-seeing eye. It is unsigned of course.
None may know the name of the artist, as he gave his work in
a generous outpouring of charity and the right hand may not
know what the left hand is doing. It was Brother Petrie. He is
the only signwriter amongst our brotherhood.
I went inside and along the wooden-walled passage to the
robing room. I remember the steamy taste of cold rain in my
mouth and the warm, burnt toffee of scorched timber from
behind the gas lamps.
I laid my case on the table. Brother Camerons case was
already there. My case is made of wood and covered in leather.
It has brass locks and my initials stamped in gold leaf. I regard
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Broon made to take out his truncheon. Ill knock this glass
in, he said.
But I forbade it. Weve had no report of a crime. The house
is in good order. Weve no business.
He stood looking at me, like a bull looking through a gate,
with that half daft expression on his face, as empty as the moon,
waiting for me to tell him what to do, which was appropriate
and respectful but still, in spite of that, disappointing. Broon
will never make sergeant.
I said to him: Mr Swan across at Westlea has had the
telephone put in. Well away and ask him for the use of it.
And that was what we did.
Now, Westlea is a handsome house. In many ways not
so grand as Elmgrove, but it has not suffered those years of
neglect. It has a gable end looking out towards Miss Milnes
gates and a high window, with coloured glasses, where I
could see a light burning. Theres no fancy drive and carriage
entrance at Westlea, just a pleasant, homely gate between two
good, solid pillars of stone, with carved balls on the top, all
smartly plastered and painted white.
By that time I suppose it was getting on for nine oclock in
the evening, not the time for calling, but I was a sergeant of
Broughty Ferry Constabulary and about my lawful occasion so
I had no hesitation. I went through the gate and up the gravel
path and rang at the bell an electric bell I might add. Mr
Swan was not one to stint on conveniences for himself or his
family. But this time, when it rang, it rang with the warm sound
of a house that was full of folk and life and light and warmth
and joy.
Mr Swans lassie came to the door in her peenie and her
wee lace cap, and when she saw me and Constable Broon her
face fell and she turned pale as the wall, whether from a guilty
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But before I could ask her what she thought, Mrs Swan had
wheesht her and threatened her with her character and warned
her to be sure those fires are well lit by half past six of the
parlour clock and chased her off to bed.
There were no further occurrences that evening.
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quietness and that did not prevent me from reaching the rank
of sergeant in the Broughty Ferry Constabulary.
I was quiet when I arrived back at Elmgrove with Mr
Sempill. Mr Sempill, on the other hand, was quite strikingly
profane. There was profanity from the moment he saw the
body. Profanity as he raised his handkerchief to his mouth and
profanity as he stepped carefully around the lobby. Profanity
muttered from behind his hand as he examined the scene, and
then, when he passed out into the other rooms, he spoke in
hushed whispers which, to my mind, he might have been better
to save for when he was in the presence of that poor lady.
That newspaper is an indication of the timing, he said.
A fifth edition. Find out when thats printed, what time of the
day. Find out if she had it delivered or if it might have been
purchased here or up in Dundee.
It wasnt delivered, I said. If it was delivered, there would
be more of them at her back door.
Quite right, quite right. So she must have been out on that
day. But three weeks ago! Who would remember?
Mr Sempill covered his mouth again, left the room, crossed
the hall and went down the passage to the kitchen. There was a
pantry, but it was almost bare of food, a tin of tea, some sugar,
a small store of apples from her own trees and a paper bag
with a scone in it, turned rock hard. In the scullery Mr Sempill
pointed to a piece of towel flung on the draining board by the
sink. It showed signs of having been used; there was a damp
sort of discolouration in it and some dark spots that looked like
blood.
Here, he said, he stood here and he washed off the blood.
He was bloodied. And no wonder after that business out there.
We had not been long in the house when Broon called from
the door to tell us that Suttie had arrived.
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every scrap of evidence from the scene has been recovered and
recorded.
And then he turned to me. Sergeant Fraser, he said, Ill
have to away and inform Mr Mackintosh the Fiscal.
I told him about the telephone at the Swans.
No. This is police business. Im relying on you to take
charge here. Search the place get the constables to help you
if you need them. Be thorough but gentle. Thorough. I want
the floors swept and the sweepings kept. Record everything.
Modern methods, thoroughness, thats what this needs. Im
relying on you.
So I flung my chest out and saluted and got on with it.
And this is what I found. There was part of a gold earring
lying on the floor within twelve inches of her feet and a small
brooch lying within arms length of the body to the south near
the door, a pair of spectacles lying on the floor close beside her
back and another gold brooch lying on her clothing at her back.
Going round that room, observing, noting, measuring
none too exactly, as I knew Mr Roddan would perform that
task far more efficiently I began to see, as if for the first time.
The little bits of wreckage alone meant nothing, but together
their whole story was laid out there for anybody who wanted
to read it.
There was an upper set of false teeth lying on the right-hand
corner of the doormat at the entrance to the drawing room.
What a blow must have done that. And there was the lower
set flung right across to the other side of the hall lying on the
third step of the stair. Two blows in quick succession, back
and fore, east and west, her face spinning, her neck snapping
round just to look at it and I could see it happening again as
if before my eyes.
There was a shaped pad of sponge, wrapped in silk threads,
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the kind of thing ladies use to pile their hair around to give a
false and deceitful impression that their own is rather thicker
and richer than in reality, lying at her back and partly covered
by her clothing. Close by that was a lorgnette with its chain
attached, the proof of her failing eyesight. A glass vase lay on
the floor, unbroken, not a chip or a crack, where it had fallen
from the hall table and close to the front door.
The gasolier that hung from the ceiling just where the vestibule enters the hall was missing one of its glass globes. How
could that have happened? A wild swinging blow that smashed
it to bits? Was it dislodged somehow in the struggle and shattered in the fall? In any event, it lay there, broken but carefully
set aside, on a brass plate lying in the middle of the doorway to
Miss Milnes drawing room.
Nearby there was a tangle of cut bay twigs, evidently intended
for decoration there was another bunch artistically arranged
on another brass plate on the hall table, and on top of the twigs
there was a ladys hat. It was full of blood. The hatpin was in it
and it was bent and curved to the shape of her head. The hat
trimming was torn off. You could see it lying under her body
and trailing out behind her. It was practically covered in blood.
There was blood all over the carpet, four separate pools of
it, one where the blood had poured from her head and face,
and we found others when we got her body lifted and all round
the hall there were the signs of ransack; two travelling cases,
opened, one a Saratoga trunk one of those things that looks
like the pirates treasure chest in adventure stories and the
other a tin cabin trunk hinged in two parts with one side for
hanging garments and the other fitted with drawers. There
were two handbags, a wine glass unbroken lay on the floor
along with a cardboard box with bits of lace spilling out from
it, and a broken poker. A broken poker with blood and hair
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sticking to it, the knob glinting out from those twigs on the
floor, and the iron rod set aside on a little round table at the
bottom of the stair. There was blood all over it, but, truth be
told, a lot more of it on the brass knob. He held it the wrong
way up and he hit her with the knob end until the knob flew
off and then he stopped and he put it down there on the table.
It was plain as day. Anybody could see it. The carving fork
from the sideboard was lying on the floor, the sort of thing that
comes in a case with a big knife and a sharpening steel. We
found them later, a matched set of them, with horn handles.
The blood went up the stair. There was more of it on the
carpet on the third step of the stair, and further up, on a broad
landing, another bit of green curtain cord, like the bit that was
tied round her ankles. Everywhere you looked, everywhere, the
whole floor was bestrewn with spent matches dozens of them.
And there was one other thing. At the turning of the stair,
in the corner, there was a tall brass vase. It was full of piss and
starting to stink. I emptied it down the sink, rinsed it out and
put it back just exactly as I found it.
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