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StarWars
OnJune29,2011byShark
TheepicseriesislitteredwithAlphasofdifferentshapes,sizes,andevencolors.Imsurprisedthatmore
GameliteraturehasntbeenwrittenusingStarWarsasareference.Althoughtypicallyconsideredan
adobefornerds,thereareabout6or7solidAlphasintheanthology.WhatIfindmostnoteworthyisthe
factthattheyallreflectdifferentattitudes,beliefs,andtraitsprovingundoubtedlythatAlphaissimplya
stateofmindratherthanabehavioralmodification.
IrecentlyreadanarticleinAskMenthatpurportedAlphasneverleavetheirfriendsbehind.Naturally,
thearticlewaswrittenbyawomanwhohadabsolutelynoideawhatshewastalkingabout.DarthVadar
isclearlynotaguywhocaresaboutleavinghiscomradesbehind,hisapathytowardsthosewhoserve
himwouldequatetocannibalismintheanimalkingdom.ShealsoproposedthatAlphaswerealways
funnybutIveseenall6moviesandIpromise,Yodanevermakesasinglefuckingjoke.
AlargemajorityofsuccessfulmoviesowetheiropulencetothepresenceofoneormoreAlphas.Ill
discussthemajorpointsofeachoneinStarWarsandwhatyoucanlearnfromhim,fullyanalyzingeach
onewouldtakeupanencyclopedia.

ExhibitA:TheMostAlphaEntrance.Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7oqZ_O6Y

Law#37:CreateCompellingSpectacles
Strikingimageryandgrandsymbolicgesturescreatetheauraofpowereveryoneresponds
tothem.Stagespectaclesforthosearoundyou,fullofarrestingvisualsandradiantsymbols
thatheightenyourpresence.Dazzledbyappearances,noonewillnoticewhatyouarereally
doing.
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Vadarsstrikingimageryhasalottodowiththefactthattheimperialmarchisplayinginthebackground
andthattherearehundredsoftroopsaroundhim,beckoningtohismerepresence.Whileyouprobably
wontachieveanythingremotelysimilar,youshouldbeawareofhowthespectaclescreatedbyaperson
canhelpstructuretheiraura.
Otherthingstonotice:Theallblackdraperyisanobviousformofpeacocking.Mysteryspeacock
theorywasntdevelopeduntildecadeslater,reiteratingthefactthatmostofseductionisintuitiverather
thaninventive.HisvoicenotonlytakestheideathatAlphashavedeepvoicestosomeunbelievably
insanelevel,itsanotherexampleofpeacocking(thedeathlybreathing).
TheprocessbywhichAnikan(Warning:Spoilerforanyonewhosculturallyretarded)joinsthedarkside
verycloselyresemblesthepaththatmostniceguysfollow.Theyweretaughtalltheirlivesaboutanoble
paththatwouldbringthemgloryanddedicatedwomen.Byyoungadulthood,theyareregularlyhaunted
bytraumaticvisionsofcontinuingtheirvirginliveswithoutanyhopeofredemption.AfterbeingLJBFed
by5or6women,theylosetheirsanity,begintopursuegame,andstartalifelongtransformationinto
eitheratypicalloserishjerkduetoalackofguidance,oraworldbestridingAlphaduetopropertutelage.

ExhibitB:BallzontheWallz.

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Law#30:MakeyourAccomplishmentsSeemEffortless
Youractionsmustseemnaturalandexecutedwithease.Allthetoilandpracticethatgointo
them,andalsoalltheclevertricks,mustbeconcealed.Whenyouact,acteffortlessly,asif
youcoulddomuchmore.Avoidthetemptationofrevealinghowhardyouworkitonly
raisesquestions.Teachnooneyourtricksortheywillbeusedagainstyou.

ThefactthatYodapracticesFormIVAtaruissurprisingnotonlybecauseitsadifficultstyle,but
becauseheneedsafuckingcanetowalk.Hadhistraininginlightsabercombatbeenevidentthroughout
theseries,thisscenewouldlose90%ofitsepicness.Ifyoureinschool,actlikeyoudonttryhardbut
aceeverything.Ifyoureatwork,beuncannilygoodatwhatyoudobutnevershowanysignofeffortor
distress.ThekeyistoAVOIDthetemptationofshowingothershowhardyouwork.Youdbesurprised
howmanypeoplemitigatetheiraccomplishmentsbyprematurelybraggingaboutthem.
At2:20YodaAMOGsDookubycallinghimmyyoungpadawan.

ExhibitC:GameExistseveninGalaxiesFarFarAway.

HanSoloembodiescocky/funnysoimmaculately,Iwouldntbesurprisedifhecouldpullitoffbetter
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thanDavidDeAngelohimself.
RemainingCalminthefaceofimminentdeath:Check
WaitingforthegirltosayIloveyoufirst:Check
NotreactingtoIloveyouwiththeconventionalBetaresponse:Check
NotPedestalizingagirlliterallyonapedestal:Check
HancouldrunaseminaronGameifhewantedto.Alsonoticethathehasabetawookieasasidekick,a
commendablechoiceforanaturalAlpha.

OtherShoutOuts:
LukeSkywalkeristheepitomeofbeta.Luckilyhisbrushwithdestinypreventshimfrombeingthe
biggestloserinthegalaxy.
EmperorPalpatineisaweirdcreepybetawithaninsaneamountofpower.Kindoflikethosepoliticians
orrichmenwhoarebetas.SuccessdoesntalwaysbreedAlphatraitsandAlphatraitsdontalwaysbreed
success.However,theexceptionsdontmaketherule.
ObiWanKenobiisanAlphabutIcouldntfindagoodscenetoaddhimintheexhibits.
NoticehowtheJediandtheSithhavecontrastingviewsonemotionsyetbothareAlpha.TheJedi
emphasizedisciplineandcontrolovertheiremotionswhiletheSithconcentrateonextrapolatingpower
fromtheirs.OneexemplifiestheviewoftheDaliLlama,azenmasteryoverthemselves.Theother
exemplifiestheviewofMalcolmX,usingtheforceoftheiremotionstoachievecalculatedgoals.

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12ResponsestoStarWars

bulgariBLACK
June29,20113:34pm
Wow.Thatreallywasthemostalphaentranceever,evenmorealphathanHulkHoganinthe
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NWOera.
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JMan
June29,20116:01pm
IdontknowifitgetsmuchbetterthanthisentranceSharkAriGoldhasnutsofsteel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouEfQQ8fx0
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Julian
June29,20117:23pm
IwouldaddC3POtothelistofbetasintheseries.ThecontrastwithHanisreallyhighlightedin
TheEmpireStrikesBackwhentheydebatewhethertoenteranasteroidfield.
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Dave
June29,20119:35pm
IhaveaquestionwhatdoyouthinkAnakinwouldbelikeasanalphahadhechosenthelight
side.Wouldtherebeawayforhimtoachievealphaness?Didheneedtoembracehisangerand
tenacityandwashetooopposedtotheorderofthingstoreallybeanalphainthatenvironment?
HeneverhadthesamequietdemeanorandwittytactthatObiWanhad,northecalmsteadfastness
andclarityofQuiGon.Hisalphanesslaypartlyinhisinnateandpracticedtalentsandtenacity,but
hewouldntreceiverecognitionforthembybeingasubservientmemberofthecurrentorder.
UnlikeObiWan,thosetraitsdidntgranthimpositivefavorandinfluence.
Alphaisastateofmind,butasyouvesaidbeforeitsstronglyinfluencedbyanindividuals
power.Itswhatmakesguyslike(thecharacter)MarkZuckerbergcomeacrossasalphabecause
theyhaveskillandpower.Whatareyourthoughts?
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Al
June29,201110:38pm
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Ironmanisanalpha,andinspirationtomanyintellectuallyinclined.PersonallyIlikedtheIron
Man2entrancemorethantheDarthVader:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o1wind1iUc
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Dom
June30,20114:31pm
HeyShark,
Questionunrelatedtothispost.
Agirlfriendofminewentintothehospitalforemergencysurgery.
Visitingher,yesorno?
Ifyes,howwouldyougoaboutit?
Dom
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Dom
June30,20114:37pm
ishouldspecifythesituation
shewentinforafewdays,andtheguysheisseeing(relationship)neverwenttovisither,nowshe
isobviouslythinkingasshole
imjustwonderingifitstherightcircumstancetobeanassholeandpull,orifitwouldbebetterto
doaslightpush,30minvisitandbuildraport
Iamtornastohowtoclassifythis
Nowifitwasjustagirlimfuckingiwouldntgoseeheratall.
butrelationshipgameisslightlydifferentasfarasiunderstandit
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fiticent
June30,20114:57pm
Shark!gudnews,ifoundoutmyexisstalking/checkingonmemultippletimesadayonmy
onlinesite(ITKNOWLEDGEcomeshandysometimes),werntinspeakingterms,whatdoesthis
mean,whatshouldidonow?usayido!
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fiticent
June30,20114:57pm
allthanxgoestou
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Taylor
July1,20113:36am
Uhhhhh,Ironmanpeacocked,hewasTrYiNgimightbemissingsomethingtherethoughim
stillprettynewatthis.
AndidontknowwhoAriGoldisbutyeahprettyballsywalkingintoaseeminglyimportant
meeting.IdontwatchbarelyanyTV,soyeahhh
ItsstillprettyhardformetowatchanymovieandimmediatelyrecognizeanythingasAlpha,
althoughtheobviousthingsIgetandpointthemouttomyself.
Likeallofusstilllearning,imstilltryingtoJUSTfocusonBECOMINGalpha.Ivejustabout
readeveryarticleandcheckbackeveryfewdaysforsomenewonesandreadthemwhetherthey
applytomeornot.
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bulgariBLACK
July1,20114:11am
@DomYes,youshouldvisither.Youhavetostopoverthinkingthisstuff.Visitingsomeonein
thehospitalgoespastgameandintobeingagoodperson.Ifyouwereinthehospital,wouldntyou
wantavisitor?Ifyoumustlookintermsofgame,itsanalphatraitbecauseyourelettingher
knowshesmorethanjustapieceofass.Dontgoinandconfessyourundyinglove,butgo
becauseshesahumanbeingandyourenotasocialrobot.
Honestly,thatsfuckinginsaneyoudevenask.Friendorfuckbuddy,youhavetomaintaingame
throughout.Thisiswheremostmenstop.Theygettheapproach,butforgethowtostillbenormal.
Ofcoursegoandbuildrapport.Evenifitleadstonothing,yousaidshewasyourFRIEND,and
thatswhatfriendsdo.Ifmyclosefriendsdidntvisitmeinthehospitalbecauseofthisshit,Id
lookfornewfriends.WhatgoodwouldNOTvisitingherdo?
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Sb
February2,20127:27pm
Idisagreewithyourcounterexamples:ifDaartVaderleaveshisfriendsbehindorisunabletoact
withsomecouragetowardsfellows,thenhesnotarealalpha.IfYodacantcrackanyfucking
singlejoke,thenhecantboasttobearealalpha.Alphanessimpliesalotofsocialskills,andalso
meansyouactassomeonewhoisimportanttothecommunitybecauseofthesignificanceofyour
qualitiestothegroup.Thatswhyjerksareonthedarksideandalphaonthebrightone.
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