21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..!!

Our communication - Wireless,

Our telephone - Cordless,
Our cooking - Fireless,
Our youth - Jobless,
Our religion - Creedless,
Our food - Fatless,
Our faith - Godless,
Our labor - Effortless,
Our conduct - Worthless,
Our relation - Loveless,
Our attitude - Careless,
Our feelings - Heartless,
Our education - Valueless,
Our Follies - Countless,
Our arguments - x-udless,
Our bosses - Hopeless,
Finally,

Our Salary - Veryless,

This Email - Meaningless,

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The person who is reading it - useless....!! !!

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?

PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".

PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is
blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

You say: "It's impossible"

God says: All things are possible
You say: "Nobody really loves me"
God says: I love you
You say: "I can't go on"
God says: My grace is sufficient
You say: "I can't figure things out"
God says: I will direct your steps

You say: "I can't do it"

God says: You can do all things
You say: "I'm not able"
God says: I am able
You say: "It's not worth it"
God says: It will be worth it
You say: "I can't forgive myself"
God says: I FORGIVE YOU
You say: "I can't manage"
God says: I will supply all your needs
You say: "I'm afraid"
God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear
You say: "I'm always worried and frustrated"
God says: Cast all your cares on ME
You say: "I don't have enough faith"
God says: I've given everyone a measure of faith
You say: "I'm not smart enough"
God says: I give you wisdom
You say: "I feel all alone"
God says: I will never leave you or forsake you

WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM?

Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and
somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one
that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree they fell from,
but
don't forget to change the subject line to your tree.
Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) -Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
Ju n 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 -Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree

Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree

Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree
TREES (in alphabetical order)
Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal,
and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous,
sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and
tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs
affectionate partner.
Ash Tree ( Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive,
demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent,
talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable,
restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands
attention, needs love and much emotional support.
Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks,
materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical,
good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid
lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).
Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant,
friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess,
abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very
passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and
content atmosphere.
Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt,
likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy,
tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker,
determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many
talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love,
able to make quick decisions.
Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,
well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born
diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings,
hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times,
fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.
Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes
what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be
content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love
and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be

satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and

careless, loves to g ain knowledge, needs to be needed.
Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes,
modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to
lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making
decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor,
practical.
Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed,
honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard
worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and
animals, few sexual relationships, great sense of humor, has
artistic talent and great intelligence.
Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well,
loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to
them, hard to trust others,yet a social butterfly, likes idleness
and laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest,
talented, unselfish, many friends, very reliable.
Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very
demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a
lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics,
popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist,
has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.
Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks
and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as
comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life,
looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner,
dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings,
mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very
conscientious.
Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life
dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into
good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may
appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to
make
sacrifices
for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time
to use them, can become a complainer, great leadership qualities, is
jealous at times but extremely loyal.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of

imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,
self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has
many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life,
wants to impress.
Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,
independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the
ground, person of action.
Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings,
reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant,
cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive,
empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of
sophisticated people.
Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and
harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write
poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all,
falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to,
emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.
Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not
very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs
goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great
animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean
toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership
seriously.
Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without
egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and
even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste,
artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts,
often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected
reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility,
difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired,
ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.
Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family
life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves
anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic
places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not
easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good

intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast
partner; loves to make others laugh.

The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his

shoulders.
It's seen in the width of his arms that circle you.

The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.

It's in the gentle words he whispers.

The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has.

It's how good a buddy he is with his kids.

The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.

It's in how respected he is at home.

The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits.

It's in how tender he touches.

The strength of a man isn't in the hair on his chest.

It's in his Heart... that lies within his chest.

The strength of a man isn't how many women he's loved.

It's in how he can be true to one woman.

The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift.

It's in the burdens he can carry.

Thoughts for Life

The greatest
handicap: Fear

The best day:

Today

The easiest

thing to do:
Find a fault

The most
useless asset:
Pride

The greatest
mistake: Giving
up

The biggest
stumbling
block: Egotism

The most
disagreeable
person: The
complainer

The worst
bankruptcy:
Loss of
enthusiasm

The greatest
need: Common

sense

The meanest
feeling: Regret
at another's
success

The best gift:

Forgiveness

The greatest
moment: Death

The greatest
knowledge: God

The greatest
thing in the
world: Love
If you can find beauty in the colors of a small flower,
then you still have hope...

If you can find pleasure in the movement of a butterfly,

then you still have hope...

If the smile of a child can still warm your heart,

then you still have hope...

If you can see the good in other people,

then you still have hope...

If the rain breaking on a roof top can still lull you to sleep,
then you still have hope...

If the sight of a rainbow still makes you

stop and stare in wonder,
then you still have hope...

If the soft fur of a favored pet still

feels pleasant under your fingertips,
then you still have hope...

If you still offer your hand in friendship to others

that have touched your life, then you still have hope...

If receiving an unexpected card or letter still brings

a pleasant surprise, then you still have hope...

If you still buy the ornaments, put up the Christmas tree

or cook the turkey, then you still have hope...

If you still watch love stories or want the endings to be happy,

then you still have hope...

If you can look to the past and smile,

then you still have hope....

If, when faced with the bad, when told everything is futile, you can still
look up and end the conversation with the phrase... "yeah....BUT.." Then you
still have hope...

Hope is such a marvelous thing. It bends, it twists, it sometimes

hides, but rarely does it break... It sustains us when nothing else can... It
gives us reason to continue and courage to move ahead, when we tell
ourselves we'd rather give in...

Hope puts a smile on our face when the heart cannot manage... Hope puts
our feet on the path when our eyes cannot see it... Hope moves us to act
when our souls are confused of the direction....

Hope is a wonderful thing, something to be cherished and nurtured, and

something that will refresh us in return... And it can be found in each of us,
and it can bring light into the darkest of places...
Never lose hope...

Do I really miss You?

It's been almost one year we do not meet
It's been one year waiting the moment to meet
you
A year when I still remember I prayed to meet
you again
A year when I still remember how sad when I left
you
We will meet again after few weeks.
Honestly since I left you, you always in my mind
waiting and missing you
for every beat of my heart.
I know you are very special, I realize you deserve
the best
I should prepare myself best before meet you
I should look beautiful to welcome you
I should prepare my soul, my health, my mind
and my mentality to welcome you
I should,
take care my eyes,

take care my actions,

take care my behavior,
my attitude, my words
I have to look perfect to welcome you.

Ramadhan oh Ramadhan.
Please don't ask if I do really miss you
I would loudly tell you yes
I do miss you greatly
but shame me if you ask me how
I prepare to welcome you
You know..
I am too busy with this world
sometimes I just do not realize if your coming
getting closer
I know I should prepare my mentality by fast
often before your coming
but I forgot to do them.. often
I know I should do a lot charities,
just like you have taught me last year.

but this heart not moving when see beggar

around
Oh I am shame one year back you left me and
you sure I would change become a different
person, a compassion one to the poor people, you
wish I never leave read the holy Quran [like what
you have trained me] You wish I never belittle
the nawafil and you wish I would doing
tahajud.
Oh my dear forgive me.forgive me but I do
really miss you I am not beautiful enough but I
believe with the glory that Allah gives you, you
will train me again become a perfect person I
promise when you leave me this year I will
never forget our precious moments I promise I
will change become a better person and I will
always pray for chance to meet you again next
year. I will try to be better person to welcome
you and you will proud of me
I just want to know I do really miss you always.
I do not have words to describe how grateful I
am if Allah gives us chance to meet again..
Wallahu'alam bishshowab..
In this holy moon, May Allah Subhanahu wa ta'ala
answers for every wishes and forgive our sins..
Ramadhan is coming.

Perhaps
I have made one's heart in trouble
I have made one's soul tired
I have made one upset
Before step to this month
Please forgive me
In this holy month
May all of us have chance to pass this month like
a new one A pure one, gain back to our pure
fitrah [like just born] With the achievement of
lailatul qadar
The heart fills with the spirit of deen for the rest
of life.
Ameen