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There are many professions that require a
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are police officer, politician, and journalist.
Here at the TX Citizen, where we hammer on
the Chamber of Commerce, the 4-B Board,
and City Hall on a regular basis, the insane
accuse us of being on the Chambers payroll
or working for 4-B or doing City Councils
bidding all the time. Its a constant barrage of
Youre covering for Commissioners Court or
You let the District Attorney off the hook, all
while were the only media outlet taking any
of them to task. Its surreal.
Heres another one we get a lot: You
hide behind words. We dont hide behind
anything. Everybody knows exactly who
we are and where we stand. If a bridge
must burn to get relevant information to the
public, it burns without question - I offer my
relationships with the Chambers Michael
Meek, former Mayor Gale Pospisil, and
former Mayor Pro-Tem Kathleen Krueger
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all those people before I started covering
them in earnest. More recently, District One
Councilman George Dont you know who
I am? Green was added to the tote board.
We were tight with George, right up until he
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the City revoked for preventing him, a City
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and it keeps coming through. I do not want to and publish all the FACTS.
see any shit from this guy,.(sic) Can you make
One day someone with some balls will
it happen?
publish the millions upon millions in no-bids
going to locals who should be put in jail
Goad is a civic menace. He takes up a for the poor quality of work they perform,
ridiculous amount of time at Council meetings mainly Owens.
hurling insults and spinning convoluted, offDavid Goad
topic rants that serve no purpose other than
to grease his ego. Just like everyone else, he
Me: Fuck off.
gets five minutes at the start of every meeting
to discuss any off-agenda topic he wants
Goad: You never were man enough to
to talk about. After that comment period, face a man with those words PUSSY
Council starts running the agenda, and
agenda items are to be discussed exclusively.
Naturally, the next time I saw him, I felt
Every other person who speaks to Council is it incumbent to tell him to fuck off face-toable to abide by this rule.
face. I dont know why hed think I wouldnt.
Its time to give Goad a police escort I say that to at least one person a day. Last
out of Council Chambers each time he insists Friday was his turn. Heres how that went:
on abusing the public attention span. None
of us have all night to sit there enduring
endless narcissistic madness, no matter how
entertaining it is.
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Mike Reynolds
Publisher/Editor-in-Chief
Postscript: Goad was due in court
Monday for an arraignment on a completely
unrelated assault with bodily injury charge.
According to the District Clerks office, he
failed to appear.
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With Kelly Colby
On Minnesota
Theres really not much to say about own. Steve, having been some 2000 miles that this might be a final goodbye. Promises
Wisconsin. We stopped only overnight in away for years, feared that they might not were made to visit by both sides, glistening
a campground that was unattended. A sign
asked that you find a spot and leave your
for Minnesota.
The point of this trip was to allow my
have time for him or that their lives might eyes in evidence. The world is a smaller place
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with him. Little league games and other plans outward expressions of emotion, so I often
simply offered more opportunities for his son got to see him suck up tears as best he
step-father, Steve, to see his children. One and daughter to invite him back into their could during these parting moments. The
lives in the western part of Minnesota and the lives, and with each chance to be with them, joy of his time in Minnesota was matched
other in South Dakota near Sioux Falls. We I saw him brighten.
In addition, this area was where Steve
stopped in Adrian, Minnesota, a small town
nearly a month.
reconnect with aunts, uncles and cousins, of the trip was, Steve said, not surprisingly,
area, but I thought it would be best to start And with all these people, Steve found this, and in fact, when Steve was asked
with a concluding thought before moving himself transported back in time. I could tell the question it was assumed that this was
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of awareness is probably the most endearing Minnesota, Steve met with relatives whom he no doubt that he would do it all over again,
and frustrating thing about young people. knew he would never see again. An aging including the tearful partings, tomorrow. In
They usually retain this blissful ignorance a aunt who represented the closest connection the end, this will be the trip of a lifetime for
bit beyond their teens, but no one can hold
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