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The Red Light District Guide

How to Get There - The Map

Picture #1 is a picture of central Amsterdam

Picture #2 is zoomed up so you can already see the Red Light District from here. I marked the
district in red. As you can see, the big circle is where the VIP of the District is. Inside the
circle, you can see a few smaller streets (on the south side of the circle) - this is where the
best chicks are. On the north side of the circle (around the Church) is where the black
prostitutes are concentrated. Lets zoom it in again so you can see it better.

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Picture #3 - now you can see two circles, the smaller one is the VIP, the bigger one is the
blue light district. Usually, the meeting point after sex (since you probably wont finish at the
exact same time) is in the Bulldog Coffeeshop (yeah, its a bit commercial, but its nice).

Picture #4 shows the second Red Light District. It is smaller and has only about 20 shopping
windows. Also, the whores are usually much worse. Look for it near Spuistraat, its all within a
5-10 minute walking distance from the Dam.

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Picture #5 - ask someone how to get to the Dam. From there, I marked the path for you which
way its the best to get to the VIP. Follow the arrow. The first circle is Dam Square and the
second one is your destination - the VIP.

If youre starting from Dam Square, cross the street towards the big/tall thing that looks like a
dildo. Youll be standing next to NH hotel, then go left into one smaller side street, towards a
caf/restaurant called Majestic, as you walk past it, youll enter a smaller street, keep on
walking. Youll be walking parallel with one of the bigger/longer streets. Now, youll pass the
Players caf, youll see a shop full of condoms, etc. There will be one street where you can
turn right - dont do it. You have to go right on the second street. Once you see the NYSE
Euro/Amsterdam stock exchange, you know that you are near. On the next small street where
you can turn right - do so. Once you enter the street just go straight and youll be in the
epicenter of the Red Light District. Welcome to Paradise!
Hopefully, now youll know your way around the place. Its not as complicated as it may seem.
Youll get the hang of it after a few days of walking around. Its a small city, everything is close.

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Basic price is 50 for 20

minutes. The extra price
is 20-50 on top of the
basic price, which gives
you additional 10 minutes
with the girl.

Photo: Cdric Puisney

How Much to Pay - Dont Get Ripped Off!

The standard price for a 20 minute sex session is 50 (approximately $68), while some betterlooking prostitutes often charge an extra 20-50 for anything. Anything basically means that
you are allowed to fuck her in more than one position (missionary) and that shell act a lot
sluttier than for only the basic price. In case you pay 100, the time limit also increases by
extra 10 minutes. Some prostitutes dont really go by these rules, though. If they like you - you
might even stay LONGER and pay less.
Since I became a frequent customer of a few BOMBSHELL prostitutes and they were very
talkative with me, after the fifth time I didnt have to pay and I got a freebie, but you should
know it doesnt happen every time (if ever for most people). You need to negotiate the right
price. Theres NO reason you should pay more than its worth, since there ARE very attractive
prostitutes in the Red Light District that give you a full package for a basic price - that is, 50.
What is a full package? Its when a prostitute is really sexual with you, welcoming and open.
She doesnt rush you when the sex is finished, she doesnt use toilet paper to protect herself
from touching your dick while putting a condom on you (yes, some do it - and its a major turn-

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off). While shes sucking your cock, she is looking you in the eyes and smiling, she gets into
any position you wish without trying to charge you extra 20-50. She helps you to get your
condom off once you orgasm, and she slowly helps you out with a smile and a kiss on the
cheek.
Not, THAT is a GOOD service. Whores like this know whats good business, they make
themselves some loyal customers, and you can see it in their eyes that they love their job.
The problem is - not all prostitutes are like that. But dont worry - Ill tell you how to find exactly
these AND fuck them for a good price. Theres no reason you should pay for ONE whore 100
for a full package, when you can pay 50 each for TWO full packages with an equally or
even better looking prostitute. Keep that in mind and dont let them rip you off! If they sense
that they can and if they see youre an amateur - they WILL rip you off.
I guarantee you that! The worst thing that can happen to you is that you enter a window, pay
50 and then in the middle of the sex - which she is MAKING BAD on PURPOSE (not looking
into your eyes, putting you in an uncomfortable position, zero emotions from her part, etc.) shell tell you that you need to pay extra if you want to fuck her doggy style. If this happens to
you - then you know you are an amateur. Dont worry, Ill explain how to protect you
rself from some of these manipulative whores, since theyre often not worth the extra money.
Especially when you already feel like a dumbass and she acted like a cunt, once she starts
being naughty with the extra money youve paid. Youll really feel as if it wasnt genuine, and
might even lose your erection - no matter how incredibly hot she may be.
So, just to make things clear about the pricing once and for all:

The basic price is 50 for 20 minutes.

The extra price is 20-50 on top of the basic price, which gives you additional 10
minutes with her.
The extra you pay should grant you access to the full package. What you want to do is get
a full package and only pay the basic price - which completely doable.
Theres one more price - the sale price - and its usually 40. During the hardest times of the
financial crisis, some whores would offer a 10 discount or you can haggle for it. It can be
done and many whores agree on it, the only problem is that his usually only works on lower
quality prostitutes and they even give you a hard time (for example, NO full package, at least
not 90% of the time).
Just a remark - the 10 discount is just not worth it most of the time, but you SHOULD haggle
anyway. Heres why and how to do it...
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Enjoying legal prostitution

in the Red Light District is a
bliss once you know what
you are allowed to do and
what is prohibited.

Photo: Whatsername?

Fucking and Talking With Them

Once you chose the right whore for yourself (more on choosing later), you discuss the
deal and enter the window. Shell immediately close the curtain and the party can
begin. 95% of the time, the first thing shell ask you is Where are you from? and shell
follow up with Are you here on holiday?
This is their opener or icebreaker. After that shell probably ask you for your name - dont
bother to giving her a real one, since shell certainly give you a false one. MOST of them give
you fake/artist names, since many of them came from Eastern Europe and for some of them they just came here for a year to make some money and head back. On the other hand, there
are some really open prostitutes and in case they like you, you can have a really nice
conversation with them.
Many of them are really down to earth and real, if you know what I mean. Some of them are
VERY intelligent, AND HOT - I often cant understand why they are doing this and I always
ask them. Of course, the money is great, most of them are making a KILLING, and some even
enjoy it. In their home countries, they can never even make close to that ammount, and - to be
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honest - the Red Light District is a pretty safe working enviroment for whores (Ill explain why
later).
Anyway, some of them speak bad English. Youll never know if you dont ask - thats why Im
telling you to ALWAYS discuss the deal before entering. A good thing is to ask her Where are
you from? BEFORE entering. From my experience, Hungarian and Bulgarian girls are not
only the best looking, but also know how to fuck well - especially the Hungarians.
You can leave your stuff on the chair, or theres usually a place where you can hang your coat.
Youll see that some windows are directly next to the street - this might be disturbing to some,
as you can often hear the crowd outside (even though the windows are bulletproof), while
there are some windows where you have to climb up the stairs to get to her room. These are
THE BEST spots, since you wont be disturbed by the noise outside and its much more
relaxed for her as well, as its more isolated.
Its a routine for them to start the same way. 95% of the whores will tell you to lay down on
the bed once you took your stuff off. Dont worry, you usually lie on a towel put across the bed.
Inside the windows it looks really nice, some are very fancy (especially in the VIP area more on that later). You can ask to wash your hands before and after sex, you can even wash
you dick if you want to, and use their automatic paper thing.
Anyway, almost all of them start with the same lie down on the bed routine. You dont have
to bring condoms with you - the whores are all equipped with condoms. I think they are using
an industry classic. I didnt manage to figure out which condom brand it is. All I know is that
from the more than 50 times Ive been there NONE broke. ZERO. Theyre probably some
special condoms, theyre usually a bit orangey, or white, but orange most of the time.
Regardless of color, theyre obviously HIGH quality.
Keep in mind that most of these whores REALLY have to take care of themselves. Most of
them wash their pussy quickly immediately after having sex with you (while youre putting on
your clothes), just to be sure. Also - these whores are CLEAN. How do I know this?
Well, for starters, they are LEGAL, which means they are not only paying rent, most of them
even have a bookkeeper (yes! a BOOKKEEPER), and most of them are paying TAXES! I
know it sounds insane, but thats how legal prostitution goes in Holland. This further means
that they are freelancers. There are NO PIMPS. Ive asked each and every whore Ive fucked
whether shes working alone etc. and most of them were pretty convincing they are working
for themselves. I know since Ive created OK relationships with a few of these prostitutes and
its hard to believe that all of them are telling lies. Anyway, this is controlled prostitution. There
is police nearby at all times, and during the night shift, theres always at least one guy (very
polite!) that walks around just to make sure everything is alright with the girls and whether
some drunk tourists are making problems. Another thing Ive heard is that the government
requires the prostitutes in the District to test themselves for HIV every now and then.
Back to fucking them - since youve discussed whats included in the deal, dont be afraid to
do whatever you want (except being aggressive), you can suck on their breasts, touch their
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ass, and basically do whatever you want, though you might not be comfortable to do it with all
of them.
Since youve paid, dont be afraid to demand, and tell her how you like to fuck her. You can
even tell her in which position you want her to be - she can stand, doggy, on the side,
missionary, you can flip her around however you want. Usually, after a few minutes of giving
you a blowjob (through a condom) theyll ask you how you want to fuck them. I suggest you
really use the money youve put into it and have some fun. Its crap if you orgasm after only
five minutes, when you could have had a lot more fun with her.
You might be wondering whether she can give a good blowjob through a condom - some of
them use their teeth too much; on the other hand, some girls are SO GOOD that youll almost
orgasm from the blowjob alone. Some of them are literally amazing and are worth EVERY
cent and even more. These are usually the whores that truly enjoy what they do and that like
you. Thats why I recommend you take a shit, shave and have a shower before hitting the Red
Light District, since shell be MUCH more responsive if youre in a good shape than if you are
drunk, stoned and smell like an animal.
So, youre ready to splash? Where do you do it? The first time I fucked a whore in the District,
I thought Im not allowed to keep my dick inside her when I orgasm, so I took it out just before I
came. Later, I started asking whores (and I accidentaly still ask sometimes) whether I should
leave it inside when I come - and they ALL look at me as if I was stupid, as in OF COURSE,
why do you ask?, Of course, you have a condom, no? So, now you know you CAN and
SHOULD leave your dick inside her when you orgasm, since its much better anyway.
Once you orgasm, shell give you toilet paper to help you get your condom off, and you can
also wash your hands and talk a bit more. Usually, theyre very sweet and polite, give you a
few kisses and help you out.
In case youre interested in anal sex, they RARELY agree on it, and will surely charge you
extra, but I wouldnt recommend it as it is much more risky

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