To denounce the pretentious cock with its ridiculous red crest of punk Which tears our sleep with its resounding crowing from crack of dawn The cat-owl * Your Majesty this letter non-anonymous To denounce this deceitful cat-owl with its saucer eyes Miaowing its mournful ululations in the deepest of the night The cock * Your Majesty this letter non-anonymous To denounce these stupid cat-owl and cock with their disheveled feathers Cock-a-doodle doo doing and meowing at nightfall until daybreak The dog and the donkey * Your Majesty this letter non-anonymous To denounce this idiot non-feathered dog with its drunken mouth Barking from daybreak to dusk The cock and cat-owl * Your Majesty this letter non-anonymous To denounce this non-feathered of stupid ass with its dunce's cap Which stuns its hew-haws from daybreak to dusk The cock and cat owl * Your Majesty this letter non-anonymous To denounce this bovine of non-feathered beef Bellowing like an elephant seal from daybreak to dusk The cock and cat-owl * Your Majesty this anonymous letter To denounce these bleating sheep with their stinking fur polluting our air Which doesn't know anything other than to gamble the sheep of Panurge The well-intentioned subjects of Your Majesty ** To my Dear Subjects so well intentioned Ordered that all sheep are listed and transported In appropriate places for a final settlement of the problem posed by them Because of their existence * For the transport of sheep When the proximity of the remediation site will permit it walking will be adopted Otherwise will be used Our Moving Trucks and across our continent The freight trains of Our Railway Royal Company * During transportation of the aforesaid the destination will be kept secret As will be kept secret the decision taken by Us of the immediate slaughtering Of the ewes and lambs by their swift substraction of males which will go To work in Our Synthetic Fertilizer Plants until their natural death * The best way to achieve this final settlement of the sheep existence Will be not use the gas vans already in action too slow Neither the shootings too cruel for Our unfortunate performers But the gas chambers * Carbon monoxide seems appropriate However We do not exclude the use of another gas Some promising research is underway In Our Royal Chemical Plants * The formidable problem of disposing of carcasses Should be solved by the use of mass graves with quicklime The pyres are to be avoided for their low productivity But especially for their odor that stinks the neighborhood * Crematoria must take priority Provided that they are sufficient capacity and adequate strength Because they will be working 24 hours on 24 Our outstanding industry has the means to provide it * We give orders to our faithful Dobermans and Great Danes To plan the transfer of the entire sheep population of world Starting with our beloved kingdom Which will be the first to be rid of this pestilence sheep * Also We make a formal order that this vital work once executed All administrative or material traces will be destroyed Proceedings of Conference or crematoria gas chambers Will be transformed into shower rooms for Our Beloved People * If this justified éradiction would be denounced by some malicious individuals We summon our Loyal Parrots to go everywhere in Our Empire of Thousand Years Repeating that there was never a final solution of sheep problem That gas chambers never existed nor crematoria * In this decisive moment for Our Humanimality this order will be destroyed Although not signed by Us and the greatest secrecy will be maintained to make This task Less difficult to perform with respect to sheep but also With respect to Our Beloved Subjects sometimes unnecessarily scrupulous ***