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rSSUE 26
WASTE OF TIME
by Don CouLsey
Are you one of the luchy students who has a last perlod study?
Well I am and f thlnk a Last perlod
study ls one of the rnost ldlq lc,
stupld, and w
tratlon as thought . A stuslts down,
the whol perlod.
1s
d gaqe to
lle 1n he st
. Talktng
t aL1
1n
t studles (unyou ha
1on)r so tt
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1y
or
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stu
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PRrCE
5A
weekf
a descrlptlve analysls of
happened durlng
the day.
what
the eourse of
CL
per
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co
te the newspaper or
el
azL
mag-
tt away
If that student wasntt golng
to do homework that perlod or had
no hoynework, lt ls realIy stupld
to take a newspaper or a magazlne
away because all our" Engllsh and
Hlstory teachers are telIlng us to
read and be aware of corrtemporary
affairs and we are shut off from
the outslCe world when the paper ls
taken away, Not all teachers do
thls but man] d/.
Why not 1et /the students go
home lf they h$.ve a last perlod
study? If the
goes home
early he can go\etudent
\o work earller or
he couLd do hls hcmework ln the
prlvacy of his own home wlthout
dlsturbance,
f wonder how much extra last
penlod study teachens get fcr baby*
slttlng?
EDITORS I NOTE: Thls ac'tlcle does
not necessarlly reflect the vlews
or the oplnlons of N.O.W.
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CIIOICA
Special note: If the leftist wins
all believes in @do liberals, con*
The extreme left anC the extreme servatives, and naziS.. oyou should
ri_qht are both screaming for a rev* head, for Eurone l
olution. If their dream comes true, *************ii********************
what side vail1 you choose? Before
GRADU/ISION AI,ID C0$q!$NCEI{ENT;_;
you choose your teamo I rvill qive
by Dennis Delehanty
you a Little rundovnr of the squad"
The right ying team is cornposed
lt's almost that. time of year
of the I(KK, rninutemen, John Birch
again vrhen all 950 of us, WHS
Societyo and the nazis" Their three siudents step out onto Legion
all*stars are Georgy Tifallace, Les
Field on Gra-duation Day. To be
t4addoz,. and Grancl Drac-ron Sheldcrn.
sure, it is an entertaining show
These groups are practicing hard_ to
(for th,lse r,,rho enjoy high lchocl
get ready for the revolution. Tle
graCuations) " lioieiretr judging
KKK, hardest workers of the squadr., irom prcvious
year6, I'afr airaia
have to fill its guota of a Cathr_rlic, that even the most unthinking cf
a Jewo a blackman, and a Civil: rigtrts those in the audience might tc
ruorker every week" AIso, another
disappcinted with tfre peiformance
hard working squad is the rninutemen t af,. oirl tnree ,'high hcnir essayi_sts.
a- more
squad, who cnly
This is a tralition at We1'mouttr
shcot .:.t
the leftist students.
"asy*gcing
Hiqh
our three tcp stuIf you choose tlre riglrt team here aeits School:
(those with the highbst
are sgne helpful.hints you_better
averages) are reqarded fcr their
remernber: 1) lihite Anglo-Saxon
self*d,iscipline dnd exceptional
Frotestants are suprernen 2) your
mernory for facts ancl figures, and
national anthern is "Gecrgy save
are allowed to compose i sterile
S.merican", 3) aLso, greet y?gr
essa:r concerning a serected..t*pic.
fellow cornrades with liicl T'rallacer The Lone cf theie essays is un4) wear a broriln *r brac]; shirt, ss
mistakeably positive -- ttre
troots o riding pants o and a Wallace* audience
would have
6;meelon
Lenr-rx buttono 5) practice snap5ring it nc other
"t *-y.
(In tlre aneyour heelso salutinqn anC goose
d.4mensional bc,lrger:is universe twc
stepping, S?ecial note; If the
or mcre converseis begin from
right tean wins all Catholicso Jewsr sprate viervpoints aid through
blackso liburals, Com:nunistpo and
tfrlir conversition strive to agree
conservatives.. "yclu Qettcg,Aead for
of
tlre riqht answer, In a polt=Australia j
oi diicourse:
ai*.""iffiffifffi"*
The leftist squad is maclc up cf
(vrl1ich doesntt but should exist),
the SDS, YIPPtr.Eo Cu*munist" and the two or more conversers make no
weathermen" Their three all*pros
atteropt to agree r^rith cne anothern
are AbbieHcffman (Dear Abbie), Rudon insteiC, contradiction is preferrec
and Seale" The squad ls really
i{o ',right ans\rrert' is searched for,
working hard to get. in shape for the but because of the constant exupcominq revclution. For example,
change of ideao (through constant
the weatherrnen ere practicing bJ.or,.ring-contradiction the conversers
up buildings but the cnly problern
legrg, ) rt rnight be saicl that
is o they are blowing"-up more mernbers ffi
high honor essays represent
than buildinqs.
our didaitic educational proccss:
If you chocse the leftist tean,
the high honor essayist (the
here are some helpful hints to think teacl'rer) speaks in ternrs vrith whicl
abc.ut: 1) vrhat, is yours is also
the gradualion audience (the class)
your neS.ghbr:rs , 2) red shirt rnust be vrill agtree,
worn at aII timeso 3) aLl" friends
The editors cf N"O"!i" (if none
are comradeso 4) rvhen you talk you
else) will probably asks why is
rnust not make any sense, 5) you
there a need for controversy on
shoulcl have a beard and smoke Havana Graduation Day? The answer is
cigars, 5) its against the state to simple: there is always a need
believe in Go<l, short hair, ancl soap, for controversy, 7l pork is fclrbidden to be eaten.
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asking for more
LOVING as much as you can and
only asking for a little in
Being offered
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