Whoo! Finally I am here.

Since the time 10:43:27 pm I have filled the google doc

yesterday for nominating myself for the speaker I am continuously feeding these
caterpillars in my stomach and now they have grown into butterflies and now its
time to kill them.
Sincere Apologies to any of the butterflies lovers :D
I was continuously pondering over variety of thoughts, styles, quotes and what
not to begin my very first public speech.
Should I speak out loud and intimidate you all in very first chance or should I
speak slowly, timidly like I had been on fast for years.
Should I ran up the stairs and sound confident rather overconfident or should I
stand here at one place and deliver my speech like a monotonous school
principal
Should I begin with a kickass plagiarised quote claiming it to be original or should
I ask you a stupid question to engage you guys comforting myself with the
disguised fact that you are listening to me.
Cutting all these apprehensions and speculations I decided to run at my pace. I
have chosen to speak with real me rather than acting as someone because I
believe the best way to connect to your audience is unveiling the real you in
front of your audience.
Though I am not much of a braggart I do not like to talk much about myself but
its the need of the situation I cant help it, you have no other option to bear it.
Coming to the unrelevant information about me that I am sure you dont wish to
listen. I was born in a small town in MP named as katni and It is actually small
you can easily cover the whole town in just 10-15 minutes. Its actually fun to live
in a small town, you got to interact freely with people Well there is not much
scope of interaction as everybody knows everybody there. And you need to be
really careful while roaming around with your gf/bfs because information travels
faster than you, by the time you will reach home, the information about you
roaming with some girl has already reached to your parents and you are going to
get a hard time facing them.
I did my schooling there in my hometown from kendriya vidyalaya. KV students
have an impression of being the most disciplined students but believe me we
were the most undisciplined chaps. I have been connected to sports throughout
my life and I love that. I remember an incident I was in 9 th std I was playing
handball with my friends I was new to the school and dont know much about the
game. Suddenly my sports teacher called me.. I was afraid I started to think what
I did wrong.. I went to him he said chap I saw something in you but I dont know
what it is if you start playing handball regularly may be we can find it whats
that.. I was elated whoo.. somebody in these 15 years have seen something in
me I started playing it with all perseverance and I represented my school in
national for two consecutive years.
After schooling I moved to Indore to pursue the most dignified degree in India i.e
engineering (pun intended) as there were not many opportunity out there in my
hometown. I completed my engineering quite smoothly there is not much to tell
about it. Upon graduation I got placed in Mahindra 2 wheelers ltd as a

manufacturing engineer. Worked there for 1 year and got bored of 9-5 job. As
rightly said in tvf pitchers is desh ke graduates jab 9-5 se bore ho jate to bahar
nikalne ke 3 raaste nazar aate he mba ias aur startup. I share the same story and
have choosen the easiest alternative MBA and thats how I landed here in TAPMI.
Now talking about myself in person I am the most useless, most unorganized,
most unemotional person in this world thats what my mother thinks
My mother is a consistently nagging personality.. how many of you here have
consistently nagging mothers who keeps on worrying unnecessarily put together
all of your mothers you will get my mother. She continuously pesters me to get
things done. But she is an angel she is the only person who calls me daily.
My father thinks I am even more useless, more irresponsible than what my
mother thinks. He continuously challenges me to drag me out of my comfort
level. Thats what fathers are supposed to do. I Fear my father more than
anything.. how manyput together I remember an incident it was of 8 th std I
guess we were having a state trials for hockey. My friends were waiting for me
outside my house to go for play but My father refused to give permission to go n
play I was so afraid of him that time that I asked my friends to go without me.
My sisters are the coolest person on the world they think I am caring, I am
responsible, I am a stud I am a go getter. And I beleive what my sisters think.