Daring Messages

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You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like anim
als!!!
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the
oh no, I do have the right number...

... Wait a moment....

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think
of you !
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fa
llen in my glass of beer ...
I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and
ugly!!!
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a
bra????!!!
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth sh
ut long enough to build up the pressure..
Oke honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
Some people die. Others become a teacher...
The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it !
If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!
!
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace c
arries you back to the sea.
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrh
oea.
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo
!!!
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here
to shit like thunder!
Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her le
gs, and so his glasses broke.
A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bl
eeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without n
eeding power.
It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.
I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass

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Funny Messages
This Section is edited and maintained by Dr. Subrahmanyam Karuturi ( ksm@funSMS.
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20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching
television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorwa
y, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
At this moment i have a deja vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I
have forgotten this before.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex
tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me
just happy that a cow can't fly!!
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching.....
.get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was
a rubbish bag after all! .
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .

Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,0
0 item that she does not need.
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?
"
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even
God makes mistakes!
God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was g
ood and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : I hope she will make hers
elf up !
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to lea
ve your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leav
e, I can't find a brain.
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I eve
r realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kil
l you for nothing!
I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect
taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove
that you have not changed a bit.
If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel
.
Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is wor
king!
In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN
CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an anima
l in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM an
d for everything ... dial my number!
My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me
sick."
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this momen
t...
Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brothe
r are not Chinese, it must be you.
Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to s
ay that your ears are in the wrong place.
Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed
roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened
to you????
roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who h
ave difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand .................

.
Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the
more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat,
busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will
be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile wi
ll be disabled, unless you are ugly.
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hou
rs and do certainly not miss the job adds."
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are j
ust not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smi
le .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years ol
d. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few pe
ople die."
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searchin
g.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want,
is not allowed!
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower
!!
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth
with their accident insurance.
You are never too blond to learn !!!

You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hel
l got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kin
d are those who think that they are doing things.
You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, oth
erwise even the dog would not play with you
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talkin
g about it or thinking about it?
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic b
ody ... o, sorry, wrong number
You d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your g
enitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free fro
m now on!