Neighbourhood
Association
ACNA Newsletter - October 2015
(Printed in co-operation with City of Kitchener)
Snow Clearing and Winter Parking - Let's Do Our Part to Help Everyone Get
Around
Homeowners are expected to clear the sidewalks in front of their own homes within 24 hours of
the end of a snow fall. Only after that time has elapsed can you call 519-741-2330 to report an
un-shovelled sidewalk.
"If you cannot clear your walk due to health or mobility restrictions there are agencies who can
help. For details call The Working Centre (Job Caf) 519-513-9225, Community Support
Connections 519-772-8787 or House of Friendship 519-742-8327. Fees and eligibility
requirements may apply - call for details." (From the City of Kitchener website)
Between December 1st and March 31st, parking on City streets is prohibited between 2:30 am
and 6:00 am. On-street parking is also prohibited for all 24 hours of a day a "Snow Event" is
declared by the City due to a large snowfall or expected snowfall. Offending vehicles can be
fined and towed. Check with the media or City website to be notified of snow events.
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A Couple of Jokes
Customer: I'd like some coffee, please. Without cream.
Server: I'm sorry, you'll have to have it without milk. We have no cream.
At the job interview...
Recruiter: What is your biggest flaw?
Job seeker: I'm very honest.
Recruiter: I don't think honesty is a flaw.
Job Seeker: I don't care what you think!
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More Jokes
Q: How many cavemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six. One to ask what a light bulb is, and five to fight off the wolves trying to eat them.
Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Contact Us:
Graham Jeffery, President - 519-578-9603
gwjeffery@rogers.com
Website: http://alpine-cna.blogspot.com/