Our previous ish was dated September. Thanks for your understanding in these stupid times.
World record
It’s a record! And I mean the good kind. That is,
until it got ru—in yet another hilarious old public service
film!
If you go on the Interpipes, you can peep a 1958
clip titled “Chain Reaction.” Now, back in 1958, there
were a lot of old 78 RPM records still in circulation.
These old 78’s were heavy and easily broken. I know that
sounds hard to believe these days, because now we live in
a perfect world where nothing ever breaks (except when it
does), but things occasionally broke in 1958. Can you
imagine that? “Chain Reaction” to the rescue!
In this striking color film about quality control—
which was filmed in Detroit for the auto industry—a man
buyed a hi-fi phonograph, which proceeded to destruct his
prized record collection...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU6HqlnQwOM
1) When I tried moving files to the Recycle Bin, they were deleted altogether. This
problem fixed itself, but later when I tried deleting a file from the Recycle Bin, it would give the
name of the file as a dollar sign followed by gibberish. This wouldn’t be a serious problem on its
own, but it must be symptomatic of a larger issue.
2) My Windows backup no longer worked.
3) I couldn’t change the e-mail address on my user profile.
I qualified for the free upgrade to Windows 10, which I took advantage of. But the third problem persists,
and so does the problem with gibberish replacing the names of files in the Recycle Bin. The second problem at
least was fixed once I went through the bureaucratic red tape of disabling the useless Windows Defender for the
third time, so it wouldn’t conflict with the backup program.
This computer hasn’t been completely destroyed yet, but the mere prospect of it makes me a “50 years”
guy. It isn’t just the raw property damage but also the potential loss of files and the work that went into them.
That’s right, work. The word the Tea Party doesn’t understand. Fifty years in prison for sending out viruses should
be the law. And—since there are protections against ex post facto laws—restitution for past viruses should be paid
from a government fund filled by fines imposed on future offenders. Imagine if you can what the Gum Fighter
from the Hubba Bubba commercials would do if someone sent out a virus. Always respected, this Old West figure
was a champion of justice. He was tough but fair. In the Gum Fighter’s America, 50 years would be deemed a
condign sentence for such a crime.
I’ve also realized I could forget about getting support from Microsoft’s community forum—or whatever it
pretends to be. I posted about each of the 3 issues above, and didn’t get any remotely believable response to any
of them. I didn’t get any response to two of them.
Big troubles.