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low amount of cacao. Avoid Cadbury’s if you’re feels and tastes exactly the same whether it was
pairing with any wine other than a heavy port— derived from the fermentation of potatoes, beets,
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overwhelms virtually anything you’re drinking. Tiny differences in vodka, theoretically, might be
found in congener content. These chemicals are
John Selig was a key contributor to this article. aldehydes, esters, etc. that contribute to the taste
of certain liquors, especially ones not thoroughly
LESS IS MORE distilled. Congeners have been implicated in
Vodka is wonderfully popular considering it has hangovers via far less than scientific methods.
no distinctive character, aroma, taste or color— However, most vodka you’ll find on the shelves
no nothing. Just ethanol and water. is a distillate that was 95-percent pure ethanol
Ponder that for a few moments as you walk before being diluted with water and then filtered,
into a bar with 30 ‘different’ vodkas strewn hence it’s basically free of congeners. Does one
about in bottles from drab to the insanely need to filter 64 times, or is once enough? Once
ornate. Contemplate their staggeringly broad does it. So then, what is the difference between
price range. Is this some worldwide marketing the vodka brands you’re likely to select from?
conspiracy to rid you of hard-earned cash in the Dihydrogenated oxygen. Cripes! What’s that?
guise of sophistication? An insane puppet theatre Water. Yep, the difference is water, or is it?
where we consumers are being strung around by Do you wonder about what ice cubes the
bartenders, who, in turn, are being manipulated bartender uses to shake your cocktail before
by bar owners and tarts in tube-tops plying decanting it into your glass? Do you enquire
beautiful bottle design? Are we all playing with about the quality of their ice, its source, mineral
one another here? Yes we are. content, etc.? No, you don’t. You don’t because it
Smirnoff, for example, launched Vodka doesn’t matter. Same goes for the water in your ÈHb^gcd[[Äi]ZÒghicVbZ^cKdY`VWgVcY^c\#
into the collective psyche by the sheer force of Vodka. Care to examine the residues of soap and
advertising. No harm done. Absolut, however,
is to blame for the idea that the bottle mattered
disinfectant left on the interior surfaces of those
‘clean’ glasses the barkeep pours your vodka into? I6HI:I:HI
more than its contents. In their defense though, Ever watch the typical ‘washing’ process?
I cannot imagine that Absolut had any idea of If you believe any differences in vodkas Organise a blind tasting with you friends.
the pestilence such an epiphany could bring. made with glacial, holy, tap, or backwater remain Invest in a wide array of vodkas and make
Pandora’s bottle was cracked. relevant once its poured into that glass, well, you sure to cover up the bottles and anything
Okay, yes, there are, possibly, some minute need a stiff drink. else that would give away the brand.
differences between vodkas. Not, however, from Enjoy the ultimate mixer without being a Smirnoff, Gordon’s, etc. usually win
what they are made from. The production of chump. Drink your Coke straight. Save your big against the Gooses, Skyys, Chopins, Ketels,
ethanol is designed to produce, you guessed money for super premium Scotch, Tequila and Belvederes and whatever new sexy bottle
it, ethanol. A simple compound that, after the wine. Nothing says “I don’t care about cash” comes out next.
intense distillations used to produce vodka, looks, as much as that Grey Goose and Cranberry.
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