Prof.

Jirafales: let's see if you remember what we have seen in class of last year
about a subject that is crucial in your career you are going to choose in the future, this
is arithmetic, see Godinez!
Godnez: I was not teacher
Prof. Jirafales: but if I'm not accusing you of anything
Godnez: so..
Prof. Jirafales: I want to put you a small arithmetic problem.
Godnez: for me. why? if I didn't nothing.
Prof. Jirafales: Look, forget it ...... better sit down. Let's assume that Don Ramon earn
twenty pesos a day.
Don Ramn: no man. Do I Earn twenty miserable pesos a day?.
Chavo: mmm, if with difficulty earn fifteen.
Don Ramn: Of course! How to fifteen?.
Prof. Jirafales: quiet, I remind you that it is only a suppose.
Chavo: ah, well, it's okay.
Prof. Jirafales: if Don Ramon earn twenty pesos a day. How many earn a month?
Quiko: between 1500 and 1600 pesos, more or less.
Prof. Jirafales: twenty pesos a day for thirty days are six hundred pesos monthly.But
of course, you do not know the multiplication!
Chavo: and you don't know Ron Damon's moves.
Don Ramn: happened, happened, come on guys, shut up!
Prof. Jirafales: calm boys, we will continue, Quico.
Quico: Present, dear Professor
Prof. Jirafales: a problem very easy ehhh.
Quico: ummmm.
Prof. Jirafales: We suppose I have four oranges.
Chavo: You give me one!
Prof. Jirafales: I said it was just a suppose, the oranges don't really exist.
Chavo: ahhhh
Quico: ehhhhh
Prof. Jirafales: Quico well, we suppose I have four oranges
Quico: aja
Prof. Jirafales: and I eat one, How many are left?
Quico: ayhhhh. That is easy, get me a more difficult problem
Prof. Jirafales: Well, but first solves this.
Quico: oh no, because this is very easy, has four oranges, you eat one. How many are
there ?, well, get me a more difficult problem, come on.
Prof. Jirafales: but first solves this.
Quico: because it is very easy, I have four oranges, I eat one, how many are there ?,
ushhh, jejejey, as easy, has four oranges, do you eat one? So jijijii, how many you are
there ?, five.
No, I knew with apples!
Chavo: teacher, I say the answer.
Prof. Jirafales: Chavo. how many you are there ?,
Chavo: Any, because they are a suppository.
Prof. Jirafales: Of fancy!
#todos los dems critican a el Chavo.
Prof. Jirafales: Don Ramn want a moment please take care of the class, I will take
care of a very urgent problem.
Don Ramn: of course teacher, I was a teacher.
Prof. Jirafales: you?
Don Ramn: a master builder
Prof. Jirafales: look just want a moment to entertain them.
Don ramn: dont worry, I also take the opportunity to teach them a lesson.

Prof. Jirafales: just take it easy.

Don Ramn: dont worry, get out of here.
#sale en profesor Jirafales y hablan y se desordenan todos
Don Ramn: silent!
Godines: Don Ramon hear you, I would like ...
Don Ramn: no Don Ramon, Mr. Professor! What did you want?
Godines: nothing
Quico: You must be drunken, ha, professor ha.
Don Ramn: What did you say?
Quico: nothing!
Don Ramn: Chavo go to your place, ------, lets to see. CHAVO
Chavo: present, Professor.
Don Ramn: What is worth more a kilo of tomatoes or a kilo of onions?
Chavo: I dont know!
Don Ramn: disapproved ! -----Lets see Quico.
Quico: Presente seor profesor.
Don ramn: What is worth more a goal on the field or Touch Down?
Quico: I dont know!
Don Ramn: disapproved !----, Godnez.
Godnez: present, Professor.
Don Ramn: What is worth more a goal on the field or Touch Down?
Godnez: a goal on the field
Don Ramn: Ummm, you have six, say no!
----------------------------------------Don Ramn: But suppose that this is a skull, but what does it mean ?. pirate flag, ha,
no !, the announcement of a cemetery, no !, this skull means danger, heard, Dan-ger,
for example, if they see a skull in a bottle, that means the bottle containing venom, and
if you drink it - --------, rich !, but after that, they will start to squirm like frogs with salt,
look !, so, so, so, you will make big eyes ----- , language, -----, until you die!.
Prof. Jirafales: Bravo, bravo, Bravissimo Don Ramon Bravo congratulate you, I
barbaric look, bravo, well Don Ramon, never imagined that you could maintain order
and discipline.
Don Ramn: Well is a little matter of using the pesicologia
Prof. Jirafales: psychology.
Don Ramn: So that..
Prof. Jirafales: but not only maintained order and discipline, but also captured the
attention of children.
Don Ramn: a little time off I tell you how.
Prof. Jirafales: Thank you.
Don Ramn: for nothing colleague.
#todos le aplauden a Don Ramn.

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