Cast of Characters:
Donald Trumppersonifying Americas greatness.
Cocktail Server. (Id love for Paula Priesse to play this part
because shes exceedingly brilliant and exceedingly lovely.)
Paula Priesse
Act One:
Mexican Bandito Pancho Villa deals the hand with Mariachis playing softly
behind and says: Borders? We dont need no stinkin borders!
Vladamir Putin: Opens the hand with an unspecified handful of checks, (a.k.a.
chips), discards one card and boasts laughingly while holding up the
infamous Time Magazine on which the cover reads the same: We are all
Socialists now! Dah?
Kim Jong-un, looking at his cards suspiciously, lifts his head in a paranoid
manner to eye the other players and exclaims: You are all plotting against
me! I will defeat all of you! Turns to the basketball game playing on the
television screen and excitedly blurts out, Wait a minute! That was
traveling! I saw it! I dont care what the referee decreed. I declare that was
traveling! Traveling I tell you! Get me a line to Dennis Rodman NOW! I want
that referee shot and his family imprisoned. I just love basketball! Its so
much fun! [Folds his hand abruptly.]
Adolf Hitler: Checks his hand and calls: ALL Socialism is National Socialism
you must all agree to be members of our Communist, I mean Fascist,I
mean Socialist, or even better LIBERAL SOCIALIST Community wherein
everything one needs will be provided by the state free of charge: From
each according to his ability, to each according to his needNow I
need two cards. [Throws out his two discard cards, receives his two cards
and folds his hand in disgust.]
Islamo-fascist Prophet Mo Ham Head calls the hand and questions: Are
these pork rinds? Theyre not so bad! Hey waitress, why is your face not
covered? Stands up and cuts off the head of the cocktail server screaming
Allahu ahkbarrrrrr! [then pushes out an enormous stack of chips.] Ill raise
50 trillion in Islamo-fascist state financed petro-dollars of CIVILIZATION
JIHAD. Lets see the Western infidels call this hand! I just dont know what
its going to take for you Infidels to understand that Islam is a religion of
peace.
[Cut away to The Chapelle Shows video of Rick James sitting on a sofa
stating, Cocaine is a hell of-a drug!, then back to the next player at the
table, Donald Trump.]
Trump: Looking at his hand then around the table pushes out an equally
large stack of chips and says to Mo Ham Head, Ill call your petro dollar
funded Civilization Jihad, then interjects, Rodney, I want to make
America great again. Why dont you put down your Liberal utopian, delusion
inducing Progressive pipe go apply for the jobthats spelled J, O, Bas
a cocktail server in my casino; I believe theres an immediate opening.
Trump turns back to Islams so-called prophet and continues, and Mo Ham
Head, Ill raise you the truths that We the People hold as self-evident,
that all men are created equal. You might call that my Trump Card over
your Islamo-fascist system of enslavement that you call Sharia as well as
against the American experiments most insidious domestic enemy which
blindly facilitates the advance of your Islamo-fascist world domination
agenda: Liberal-fascism or Liberal-socialism, or Liberalism, or if you prefer
Socialism, or Progressivism.
Mo Ham Head interjects: Yes! And I am a moderate Muslim! Yes, I like that
too! You know Adolf, we Fascist birds of a feather must stick together. As Im
sure you understand, I belong to the moderate sect within Islam that does
not embrace the Koranic dictates for world domination through Civilization
Jihad and the establishment of a world-wide Islamic Caliphate under the
totalitarian and tyrannical system of governance over every sphere of
society we Muslims call Sharia wherein non-Muslims are reduced to the de
facto slave status of being what we Islamo-fascists term dhimmis. Well,
until enough Moderate Muslims like me have populated a society under
siegethen we change our tune. I can name that tune in three I.E.D.s!
HHHHAAAAA! I forget what branch of Islam it is though that does not
espouse the strategy of Civilization Jihad unto the conquest of all non-Islamic
societies. Was it Shiite or Sunni? Wait, maybe it was the Salafist school,
no, no, no! Wahhabism, thats it! No! I cant remember what division or
denomination of Islam it is that is moderate. No matter. As president
Osama..., I mean Obama, said, The future must not belong to those who
slander the prophet of Islam.
Obama, wearing a rag identical to the so-called prophet Mo Ham Heads less
the explosive ordnance comes out as the new cocktail server and asks while
the Saturday Night Live actor who satirically played the fraud in Africa who
pretended to be able to sign for the deaf during one of the Empty Chairs
speeches hilariously signs what Obama is saying while standing at the fraudin-chiefs side: Would anyone here like some Kool-Aid?
[Rodney King waves Obama over enthusiastically.]
Trump carries on: Theres no room at this table for any of you spineless
Fascist sons of bitches [Cut away to following graphic for a few seconds as
Trump continues.]
[Cut away to the following two graphics in one shot for a few seconds.]
Trump continues: Hitler, Take your National Socialism with you back to the
Fascist, Socialist, Progressive hole you crawled out of with your Islamofascist brother Mo Ham Head!
Kim, Call me if youd like to work a comedy show in one of my clubs. The
egomaniacal tyrant thing is hilarious!
Vlad, Get over yourself comrade! You are not imbued with any superior
verstehen as sociologists try to assert a supposed superior breed of men are,
or gifted with any superior enigmatically emanating Gnostic illumination
from any so-called Spirit of this age or Zeitgeist than the rest of Mankind!
You are not one of Nietzsches so-called bermensch, or as sociologists
today often define malignant narcissists like yourself who believe
themselves superior to the rest of Mankind and supernaturally imbued with
an authority to rule over the rest of societyyou are NOT, as certain schools
of Psychology assert, a member of a superiorly gifted stratification of
humanity that they identify as Master Thinkers.
rule over the rest of humanity and certainly not over We the People who
hold certain truths as self-evidentfirst and foremost that all men are
created equal and endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights
including but not limited to the rights to life, to liberty, and to the pursuit of
happiness.
You are NOT, as Frederic Bastiat described delusional would-be tyrants like
yourself, a Superman.
Trump continues with his tirade: And Pancho, my security personnel would
like to see some identification NOW! If you are illegally in the United States
then you are illegally in my casino and in that case you will be turned over to
Federal Immigration officers to be deported immediately, and not to
Mexico Amigo!
Henceforth all illegal immigrants apprehended within the United States shall
be deported to Somalia. After all Pancho, you dont need no stinkin borders,
right? One location is as good as another to you, right?
[Trump flips over his hand and all the cards have his picture with Lets Make
America Great Again! written on them.]
[Clint Eastwood enters the scene from off camera as one of Trumps Security
personnel and hands the Donald notification that his employee Obama the
cocktail server is terminated due to failing his employment security
background check.]
Trump rakes in the pot and says, And Obama, bad news for you Barry you
didnt pass the employee security background check, apparently the birth
certificate you submitted is an amateurishly manufactured multi-layered
electronic filea forgery. Youre fired! And Cosby, Youre fired too!
[Phony African Sign Language interpreter Thamsanqa Jantjie drags his finger
across his neck in a satirical translation of Trumps last words to the
Manchurian Muslim from Mombasa, Mr. Barack Hussein Osama, I mean
Obama.]
THE END,
OR
THE BEGINNING.
ITS ENTIRELY UP TO YOU AMERICA.
VOTE FOR DONALD J. TRUMP FOR
PRESIDENT.
The Declaration of Independence begins with a preamble under the heading
'The Unanamous Declaration of the Thirteen States of America,' and proceeds, "When
in the Course of human events, It becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the
political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the
powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of Nature and of
Nature's God...", the Lord Jesus Christ of the Bible, "...entitle them, a decent respect to
the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them
to the separation."
The espousing of such beliefs held by Muslims within every form of Islam without
exception define every Muslim as ideologically aligned in opposition to the belief in the
extension of unalienable rights to all men including the right to liberty with which all men
are endowed by their Creator, the risen Lord Jesus Christ of the Bible. Unalienable
rights the possession of which are held by We the People of the United States of
America as a self-evident truth.
Since every group within Islam has throughout its history and does to this day
explicitly hold to doctrines of world domination under the tyranny of what amounts to far
more than a simply a religion but in fact a comprehensive method of societal
governance and control that the Muslims identify as Sharia Law, and that under Sharia
the dhimmitudinization of non-Muslims is to be achieved by the strategy of Civilization
Jihad in its countless dimensions, 'We the People' must recognize that the values
espoused in the teachings of every manifestation of Islam are incompatible with the
American experiment in government of the people or with any free society, and that the
barbaric Islamo-fascist totalitarian political/religious ideology should notmust notbe
tolerated in the United States of America or any of her territories.
It was the contention of the signers of The Declaration of Independence in
recognizing the entitlement of separate and equal station availed by the laws of Nature
and Nature's God, the Lord Jesus Christ of the Bible, unto a free nation that any such
nation's citizens should rightly exercise the action of decently respecting the opinions of
Mankind in the Course of human events by declaring the causes which impelled them
towards separation from, in the trial of their time, Great Britain.
Americans today should as well decently respect the opinions of Mankind in the Course
of human events and declare as we face the trial of our timethe advance of the worlddomination agenda of the barbaric totalitarian and supremacist ideology which masks
itself as a 'religion of peace': Islaman enemy as seemingly insurmountable in its
dimensions today as Great Britain surely must have seemed unto our nation's
Founders, the causes which impel us at present unto the deliberate separation from,
rejection of, and exclusion of all those who define themselves as enemies of the
American experiment in government of the people by their professed embracing of and
dedication to the enslaving totalitarian Islamo-fascist worldview or through their
demonstrated or otherwise acknowledged allegiance to the murderous, barbaric,
supremacist, totalitarian comprehensive system of control over all spheres of society
codified within what are regarded by all Muslims as the authoritative writings of every
form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence,
indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light
or transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more
disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the
forms to which they are accustomed. BUT WHEN A LONG TRAIN OF ABUSES AND
USURPATIONS, PURSUING INVARIABLY THE SAME OBJECT EVINCES A DESIGN
TO REDUCE THEM UNDER ABSOLUTE DESPOTISM, IT IS THEIR RIGHT, IT IS
THEIR DUTY, TO THROW OFF SUCH GOVERNMENT AND TO PROVIDE NEW
GUARDS FOR THEIR FUTURE SECURITY." (Emphasis added.)
The freedom of religion determined by and for 'We the People' in the First Amendment
to the Constitution needs not be extendedshould not be extendedMUST NOT be
extended unto Fascist adherents to the murderous cult and ideological worldview that is
Islam in all its murderous manifestations for upon close consideration of the words
'When a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object...'
one cannot but recognize unless one is decidedly delusional that those words are a
working definition for Islam's irrefutable doctrinal strategy, that is to say Islams 'design,
of pursuing the same object of world domination which it has pursued invariably for all of
its 1400-plus year history over non-Islamic societies.
Islam has a documented long train of abuses and usurpations evidenced by the
murderous historical record of its barbaric advancement of its totalitarian and
supremacist Islamo-fascist world domination agenda.
Dhimmitude is slavery. Islamic Civilization Jihadists of every stripe illegitimately justify in
their own sick minds the relegation under Sharia Law of all non-Muslims unto the de
facto slave status of what the Muslim terms the Dhimmi.
Islam advances an invariable pursuit of an object: Namely, a one-world Islamic
Caliphate; and EVERY sect, division, denomination, branch, or form of Islam evinces a
design to reduce America along with all non-Islamic nations under the absolute
despotism of Sharia which is EVERY FORM OF ISLAMS openly professed design of
Islams multi-faceted doctrine, that is to say strategy, of Civilization Jihad.
It is the right of Americans and our duty to throw off the tyrannical chains of Islamofascism as much as it was for America's 'Greatest Generation' to throw off the tyrannical
chains of National Socialism, that is to say NAZISM, and throw out adherents to such a
murderous, tyrannical cult and enslaving political ideology/worldview as that of every
form of Islam as sure as it would be to throw off any government that might arise which
so clearly and precisely would meetas Islam in all its manifestations does meetthe
description of any such government which Americas Founding Fathers realized might
one day arise on historys stage and of which they chose to give us warning of and
direction as to how to proceed against.
The totalitarian nature of Islamo-fascist ideology prohibits those from embracing Islam
from becoming naturalized citizens of the United States.
Unfortunately some Americans dont see Islam as more than a religion and bend over
backwards to accommodate the barbaric totalitarian worldview within the fold of the
American experiment. Dr. Alan Keyes asks rhetorically in his op-ed article at World Net
Daily on Dec. 12th 2015 headlined Trump's Muslim Ban: The Liberty Lost May Be
Our Own, Why, then, should the terrorist practices of some who profess the Muslim
religion deprive all Muslims everywhere in the world of the presumption of innocence
that is part of the bedrock upon which the whole edifice of due process, within the
jurisdiction of the United States, is rationally constructed? People who claim to believe
in God-endowed individual rights ought logically to have serious objections to such a
collectivist abrogation of individual responsibility. So should people who seriously
ponder the biblical injunction against punishing one individual for anothers iniquity
(Ezekiel 18:20).
Dr. Keyes, whom I highly respect, would never, I trust, have posited the question in
1942, 'Why, then, should the terrorist practices of some who profess the NAZI, thats
National Socialistreligio/political ideology deprive all NAZIS everywhere in the world
of the presumption of innocence that is part of the bedrock upon which the whole edifice
of due process, within the jurisdiction of the United States, is rationally constructed?
There is no moderate form of Islam which does not advocate the Islamo-fascist world
domination agenda unto the establishment of a one-world Islamic Caliphate under the
de facto slavery for all non-Muslims of Sharia law. The suggestion that there exist
moderate Muslims is ludicrous. I would ask Dr. Keyes or any who would advocate the
America's 'Greatest Generation' did not tolerate NAZIS, they killed them to the best of
their ability unto the unconditional surrender of the NAZI Reich. That is why they are
renowned as just that: Americas Greatest Generation.
Is it unreasonable to suggest that the objective that America's leaders should focus on is
victorytotal and complete victoryand the unconditional surrender of our Islamofascist enemy?
Douglas MacArthur did not tolerate the Shinto religion. General MacArthur had the
Emperor of Japan marched at the point of a bayonet in front of a microphone and had
him pronounce over the radio to all the people of Japan that he was NOT in fact a god,
thus bringing to an end the Shinto religion.
There is no form of Islam that is "moderate" and by logical extension there are no
followers of the actual doctrines and tenets of any form of Islam who may rightly be said
to be "moderate."
There are practicing Muslims who wage Civilization Jihad of one type or another and
there are nominal Muslims who have not yet decided to practice the teachings of the
Islamo-fascist religio-political ideology that they profess as foundational to their Islamic
worldview.
life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, because Fascism enslaves: Whether on the
Islamo-fascists Caliphate under the tyranny of Sharia law or on the Liberal-fascist
Progressive de facto plantation Community of government welfare.
"Islam was banned from the USA in 1952, but Obama doesn't want you to
know that nor does he respect or uphold US law. The Immigration and
Nationality Act passed June 27, 1952 revised the laws relating to
immigration, naturalization, and nationality for the United States. That act,
which became Public Law 414, established both the law and the intent of
Congress regarding the immigration of Aliens to the US and remains in
effect today. Among the many issues it covers, one in particular, found in
Chapter 2 Section 212, is the prohibition of entry to the US if the Alien
belongs to an organization seeking to overthrow the government of the
United States by "force, violence, or other unconstitutional means." This, by
its very definition, rules out Islamic immigration to the United States, but
this law is being ignored by the White House. Islamic immigration to the US
would be prohibited under this law because the Koran, Sharia Law, and the
Hadith all require complete submission to Islam, which is antithetical to the
US government, the Constitution, and to the Republic. All Muslims who
attest that the Koran is their life's guiding principle subscribe to submission
to Islam and its form of government. Now the political correct crowd would
say that Islamists cannot be prohibited from entering the US because Islam
is a religion. Whether it is a religion is immaterial because the law states
that Aliens who are affiliated with any "organization" that advocates the
overthrow of our government are prohibited." William Highland.
(a)Notwithstanding the provisions of section 405(b) of this Act, no person shall hereafter be
naturalized as a citizen of the United States
(1)
who advocates or teaches, or who is a member of or affiliated with any organization that
advocates or teaches, opposition to all organized government; or
(2)
who is a member of or affiliated with (A) the Communist Party of the United States; (B) any
other totalitarian party of the United States; (C) the Communist Political Association; (D)
the Communist or other totalitarian party of any State of the United States, of any foreign
state, or of any political or geographical subdivision of any foreign state; (E) any section,
subsidiary, branch, affiliate, or subdivision of any such association or party; or (F) the direct
predecessors or successors of any such association or party, regardless of what name such
group or organization may have used, may now bear, or may hereafter adopt, unless such
alien establishes that he did not have knowledge or reason to believe at the time he became
a member of or affiliated with such an organization (and did not thereafter and prior to the
date upon which such organization was so registered or so required to be registered have
such knowledge or reason to believe) that such organization was a Communist-front
organization; or
(3)
who, although not within any of the other provisions of this section, advocates the
economic, international, and governmental doctrines of world communism or the
establishment in the United States of a totalitarian dictatorship, or who is a member of or
affiliated with any organization that advocates the economic, international, and
governmental doctrines of world communism or the establishment in the United States of a
totalitarian dictatorship, either through its own utterances or through any written or printed
publications issued or published by or with the permission or consent of or under authority
of such organization or paid for by the funds of such organization; or
(4)
who advocates or teaches or who is a member of or affiliated with any organization that
advocates or teaches (A) the overthrow by force or violence or other unconstitutional means
of the Government of the United States or of all forms of law; or (B) the duty, necessity, or
propriety of the unlawful assaulting or killing of any officer or officers (either of specific
individuals or of officers generally) of the Government of the United States or of any other
organized government because of his or their official character; or (C) the unlawful damage,
injury, or destruction of property; or (D) sabotage; or
(5)
(e)A person may be naturalized under this subchapter without regard to the prohibitions in
subsections (a)(2) and (c) of this section if the person
(1)
is otherwise eligible for naturalization;
(2)
is within the class described in subsection (a)(2) of this section solely because of past
membership in, or past affiliation with, a party or organization described in that subsection;
(3)
does not fall within any other of the classes described in that subsection; and
(4)
is determined by the Director of Central Intelligence, in consultation with the Secretary of
Defense when Department of Defense activities are relevant to the determination, and with
the concurrence of the Attorney General and the Secretary of Homeland Security, to have
made a contribution to the national security or to the national intelligence mission of the
United States.
(June 27, 1952, ch. 477, title III, ch. 2, 313, 66 Stat. 240; Pub. L. 100525, 9(u), Oct.
24, 1988, 102 Stat. 2621;Pub. L. 101649, title IV, 407(c)(1), Nov. 29, 1990, 104 Stat.
5041; Pub. L. 102232, title III, 309(b)(13), Dec. 12, 1991, 105 Stat. 1759; Pub. L. 103
416, title II, 219(v), Oct. 25, 1994, 108 Stat. 4318; Pub. L. 106120, title III, 306, Dec.
3, 1999, 113 Stat. 1612; Pub. L. 108177, title III, 373, Dec. 13, 2003, 117 Stat. 2628.)
References in Text
Section 405(b) of this Act, referred to in subsec. (a), is section 405(b) of act June 27, 1952,
ch. 477, title IV, 66 Stat. 280, which is set out as a Savings Clause note under section 1101
of this title.
This chapter, referred to in subsec. (b), was in the original, this Act, meaning act June 27,
1952, ch. 477, 66 Stat. 163, known as the Immigration and Nationality Act, which is
classified principally to this chapter. For complete classification of this Act to the Code, see
Short Title note set out under section 1101 of this title and Tables.
Amendments
2003Subsec. (e)(4). Pub. L. 108177 inserted when Department of Defense activities are
relevant to the determination after Secretary of Defense and and the Secretary of
Homeland Security after Attorney General.
1999Subsec. (e). Pub. L. 106120 added subsec. (e).
1994Subsec. (a)(2). Pub. L. 103416 substituted or for and before (F).
1991Subsec. (a)(2). Pub. L. 102232 inserted and before (F) and struck out ;(G)
who, regardless of whether he is within any of the other provisions of this section, is a
member of or affiliated with any Communist-action organization during the time it is
registered or required to be registered under the provisions of section 786 of title 50; or (H)
who, regardless of whether he is within any of the other provisions of this section, is a
member of or affiliated with any Communist-front organization during the time it is
registered or required to be registered under section 786 of title 50 after may hereafter
adopt.
1990Subsec. (c). Pub. L. 101649 substituted application for petition wherever
appearing.
1988Subsec. (a)(2)(D). Pub. L. 100525 substituted party of for party or.
Change of Name
Reference to the Director of Central Intelligence or the Director of the Central Intelligence
Agency in the Directors capacity as the head of the intelligence community deemed to be a
reference to the Director of National Intelligence. Reference to the Director of Central
Intelligence or the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency in the Directors capacity as
the head of the Central Intelligence Agency deemed to be a reference to the Director of the
Central Intelligence Agency. See section 1081(a), (b) of Pub. L. 108458, set out as a note
under section 3001 of Title 50, War and National Defense.
Effective Date of 1994 Amendment
Pub. L. 103416, title II, 219(v), Oct. 25, 1994, 108 Stat. 4318, provided that the
amendment made by that section is effective Dec. 12, 1991.
Effective Date
Section effective 180 days after June 27, 1952, see section 407 of act June 27, 1952, set
out as a note under section 1101 of this title.
Abolition of Immigration and Naturalization Service and Transfer of Functions
For abolition of Immigration and Naturalization Service, transfer of functions, and treatment
of related references, see note set out under section 1551 of this title.