What You Drinking?

Joe Howlett

Tom Holland

Vamp

Adagio e = 120

7
&8

Tenor Saxophone

4
. . . . 4
.
Optionally, play the saxophone
line as tongue slaps throughout

7 4
/8

Bash beer bottle against table

Knock table with closed st
Blow across top of bottle

Beer Bottle/Table

3
bb 4
5

& 4 8

Rum

Oi mate, I've got a not her one.

Whisky

Ten. Sax.

b4
b
4
&

Yeah?

5
8

4
/ 4

bb 4
& 8
b4
b
8
&

Perc.

4
8

Not a - not - her one.

5
8

Face

Ten. Sax.

Here we go.

Whisky

5
8

Three men walk in - to a bar.

j
4

& 4

. .

Perc.

Rum

You rea dy?

4
8

r48

4
8

9
r
16

But this one is, I heard it o a

it,

your jokes

9
16

9
16

just aren't fun- ny.

4 r r
& 8

. .

4

/ 8
J

9
16

bb 9
j
& 16
9

Rum

pun-ter the oth-er day!

Whisky

Ten. Sax.

Perc.

b 9
b
16
&

87

9
& 16

Ten. Sax.

Perc.

9
/ 16

bb 3
&
J J
b
b
&

we saw

Perc.

. . . .
.

58
J

&

Coin - treau?

5
8
J J

bb 7
& 8

7
& 8 .
7
/ 8

. 58 .
58

R 87
He

Whisky: "Cointreau? Cointreau?"

Rum: "Cointreau?"

. . .
.

I'm sure he's ne.

Is he?
3

. . .

87

He's on the top shelf.

got moved last week.

Ten. Sax.

14

Whisky

7
8 . . . .
.
7
8

When was the last time

Whisky

Shut up.

12

Rum

O - kay.

(matter of factly)

Vamp

r 87 j

(3+2+2+2)

. . . .
.

7
8
7
8

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&
17

Rum

rit.
3

Have you seen? They've pain-ted the walls.

Whisky

Perc.

Pno.

b
&b

4 U
8

A tempo, 3happie
ad lib.

Whisky: (Dryly) Oh
"Do you think that
vomit coloured walls will
attract more people?"
(lost in his own world)

U
j 48

4 U
8

Yeah.

Rub beer bottle against table

? bb

4 U
8

rit.

b
&b

A tempo, happie

4 U
8

bb
j 5
& 16
21

Rum

don't be like that. I like it.

Whisky

Ten. Sax.

b
b
&

&

ad lib., but beware to

keep messing up the
rhythmic ow.

5
j 16
No,

boppy

Open palm against base of bottle

Perc.

I think it gives the place a cer-tain ambi- ence.

5
16

5
16

"
bb 5
7
5

& 16 16 16
24

Whisky

am-bi-ence in-volves

Ten. Sax.

Perc.

5 j
& 16

5
/ 16

Ten. Sax.

bb
&

Perc.

&

7 j
16

7
16

Well

I like it.

faint smell of u- rine.

Look confused as
to how you've ended
up on an o-beat.

j 5 j
16

dim. losing condence in the beat

28

Rum

sty-le and com fort not the

5
16

87

Vamp

"Continue when rea

"

87
.
.
. . .

87

3
bb
r
r
j
j

& >

>
>
Whis- ky? Have you seen the new guys? The ones o-verthere?
What are they for?

31

Rum

Whisky

Ten. Sax.

Perc.

b
b
&

Yeah?

Who?

&

.
.

.
.

Oh yes.

. . . .
.

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&

33

Rum

Whisky

Ten. Sax.

Perc.

b
b
&

&
/

.
. .
.
sub. pp

Ten. Sax.

Perc.

5
8

3
j

In

b7
b
8
&

7
& 8
7
/ 8

Sor - ry?

. .

pub?

5
8
.

5
8

Ar - rived this morn - ing.

7
8

j 7
8

Yup.

7
8

Cock- tails!

bb 7
& 8

7
8

Cock- tails.

Cock - tails?

Whisky

pp

35

Rum

5
8

bb
&
36

Rum

Whisky

Ten. Sax.

Perc.

Pno.

b
&b

While you were hav-ing your pour-er changed.

&

b
&b

bb
&

? bb

Yep.

.
.

They're so shi - ny.

39

Rum

Can't we make cock-tails too?

Whisky

Pno.

3
b

& b
J

No it's

b4 3
b
& 8

C' mon we've had al - co - pops...

Whisky

4
8

b
& b
? bb

41

Rum

Chan-ces are they'll putusout of a job.

bb 4
& 8

4
8

4
8
4
8

Real al - es.

J

all a bout art - i - san - al gins. And Tequ i - la mixed with co - ee now!

 bb
&

j j

44

Rum

Craft beer.

Whisky

Ten. Sax.

Perc.

b
b
&

bb
&

Whisky

Perc.

7
8
j

is o - ver.

. .

bbU
&
49

Our

. . . .

Whisky

. . .

Perc.

that.

Rum: "Rum!"
Whisky: "Whiskey!"
Rum: "Rum!"
Whisky: "Damn!"
Rum: "Rum!" [GO ON]

Twat!

Shut up! He's or - dered.

U
/

What?!What did he or - der?

bU
b
& j

Just like

. .

my friend.

Whisky: "Oh here he comes. Drinking at this time

in the afternoon, he should take a long hard look at
himself. Go on then mate, have a whisky, go on!"
Rum: "Have a rum! They do mojitos now!"
Whisky: "Whisky! Have a double!"

Rum

Wow.

b
b
&

&

it

7
8

time

Ten. Sax.

That's

47

Rum

j 87
J

Now this.

Now this.

&

7
8

Vod-ka and coke. Twat!