Scotlands Country House Hotel of the Year? Or to be voted the regional Best Luxury and Fine Dining Hotel a year later? Stan Abbott heads for the Highlands in search of an answer 18
other than the hotels owner) looked to
be, if anything, understated. We quickly began to appreciate just why the judges had been so impressed in two consecutive years. Getting the atmosphere right in a country house hotel is not necessarily all that easy I recall a sniffy such venue in the Lake District once, at which jacket and tie at dinner was a requirement and I had brought neither. In the Lake District, land of the great outdoors, for goodness sake. And your country house guest list may range from young couples chasing romance to old chaps chasing a quiet days fishing, or shooting, so youve the challenge of keeping all these disparate interests happy. The staff at Ardanaiseig, some of them local, despite the apparent lack of population nearby, seemed to strike just the right balance: not overly formal, but equally, respectful and suitably indulgent. We quickly learned that, in addition to the guests and a surprisingly large number were to join us at dinner having presumably similarly coaxed their sat navs to deliver them here the hotel was lodging a very large personality. I refer to that of its owner of some 30 years, Bennie Gray. Hes loosely described in various places as an antique dealer, but really that doesnt begin to do justice to the man. In fact hes probably best known as the creator of Birminghams Custard Factory, where 500-plus artists enjoy the space to develop their creative industry in the sprawling Digbeth complex that was once where Birds custard was made. Prior to that, in the 70s, he brought creative entrepreneurs together under one roof at Grays Antiques, in London. No, we dont get much passing trade! agreed Lauren, laughing as she stepped out to meet us when we finally rolled up outside Ardanaseig Hotel. The sat nav had given up a mile or two previously, seemingly shrugging its shoulders and inviting us to take a compass and hike the last bit through the forest. I swear I heard its monotone drone Youre on your own now, guys as its little red arrow tracked forlornly across a featureless white map. If there is a more remote hotel in the whole of mainland Scotland I have yet to hear of it. Before the sat nav finally abandoned us, it had taken us round in a near 20-mile circle. Wed driven west along the north shore of a long narrow arm of Loch Awe, technically the River Awe, dammed at the Pass of Brander. On its southern side, to our left, menacing screes tumbled sheer into the water while, to the north, rose the brooding bulk of the hollow mountain, Ben Cruachan a mere 31st on the list of
Munros (Scottish peaks over 3,000ft), yet
taller than either Scafell Pike or Snowdon. Some miles on we had turned south before doubling back for ten miles behind the mountains, on a single-track road, which had eventually brought us to the long culde-sac leading only to Ardanaseig. And now, here we finally were, looking up at this early example of William Burns romantic Scottish Baronial architecture (fitting as we had just left Abbotsford, the home of Sir Walter Scott, which is probably the most celebrated such Gothic extravagance). Location is all, and we found the hotel sitting comfortably in a natural bowl in the forest, commanding wide views across the still waters of the loch. The vista was, ahem, awesome. For once the hyperbole about a hotel (most of it, to be fair, written by people
Bennie seemed to be everywhere: his
dcor was at once exuberant and yet classy. Our own room whose window perfectly framed an idyllic island-studded view across the loch was very red; the one next door, very green. The dining room was similarly confident, with pride of place on its walls belonging to a rather unusual picture. Merely the largest and grandest of a collection that once hung on the walls of London night club, Tokyo Joes. Bennie stumbled across them 30 years after that venue went bust. He believes it was originally a group portrait of councillors from Lancashire in the 1840s. Their faces, however, have been overpainted to represent, on the left, rock stars including Mick Jagger, Brian Ferry and George Harrsion. And to the right of the table, men of politics, including James Goldsmith. The thread connecting his initiatives, says Bennie, is: Were just trying to make spaces people enjoy being in the trick with all of these things is to create that
WRITTEN IN THE STARS
Bennie Gray tells for the first time how a clairvoyant broke her own rules and helped him to buy a hotel for somewhat less than hed expected
One morning in spring 1985 I was flicking
through Country Life when an extraordinary image caught my eye it depicted an ancient rather crumbly gothic building festooned with creepers, with grand lawns sweeping down to a tranquil loch reflecting distant islands and snow-capped mountains.The composition was so idyllic, I thought it was a fantasy painting of some kind of Shangri-la. It turned out to be a small remote hotel in the Highlands, called Ardanaiseig. Sometimes minor events can have major consequences that casual glimpse of Ardanaiseig changed my life in a big way. One glimpse and I was a goner.On impulse my girlfriend and I caught the plane to Scotland and, after a picturesque drive over the mountains and around the lochs, we got to the hotel at dusk. It was more remote and even more beautiful than I had expected. It was also empty. In fact we were the only guests, which somehow added to the romantic mystery.We were greeted by a kilted self-proclaimed woodsman, with an accent so thick he might have come from central casting. He seemed to do and be everything chef, waiter, chambermaid and a great story teller too.The room overlooking the loch was enchanting and as for the moonlit view I dont have the words. I wanted to stay there forever. The next morning we were woken by a small posse of people who wanted to see our room.At first this annoyed me, but when I discovered that the hotel was up for sale I became recklessly excited.I was determined that whatever it took I was going to buy Ardanaiseig and later that morning when I had explored the 100 acres of artlessly overgrown lochside gardens, and the hotels private island, I was even more determined.
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I called the agent to find out how much they
wanted, but they wouldnt even give me a guide price.The sale would be by way of a closed tender, as common in Scotland.I
knew nothing about hotels and nothing
about the Scottish property market I did know that Ardanaiseig was beyond price.So I persuaded a friendly bank manager (there were still a few around in the 1980s) to lend me the money in principle and set about researching the likely value. A couple of weeks later as the deadline for the closed tender drew near I had an estimate in mind. However it was a very shaky estimate, because although I had spent a long time checking out recent sales of hotels in Scotland there were no true comparables. Ardanaiseig was, and is, unique in so many ways.Then, exactly three days before the deadline, I had lunch with my daughter Rosie and explained my problem: she said I should consult Angelique in Muswell Hill, her crystal ball gazer-cum-soothsayer. According to Rosie, she knew everything past present and future. I wont dwell on the sarcastic conversation I had with Rosie, but I confess that, secretly, I did go to see Angelique, and this is what happened. Feeling embarrassed, I slunk up her path and knocked on the door.There she was not a witch or a wizard or a wizened crone but a perfectly conventional North London mum with a heavy French accent.She led me into her patchouli-scented parlour, which was garlanded with the instruments of her trade Himalayan artefacts and bells and candles and bead-embroidered hangings, and, yes, a crystal ball.She directed me to a tasselled velvet armchair.No small talk: she demanded quite brusquely why are you here? At the mention of Rosie, Angelique half smiled.Then I explained my problem about knowing what to bid for the hotel. The half smile evaporated instantly it was plain that Angelique felt insulted.With much vehemence she made clear that her life was devoted to helping people with real problems not linked to money, but to matters of the heart,
grief,loss, impending illness, exotic travel,
separation and romance.She was becoming quite angry and I thought she was about to show me the door, but the more she rejected me the more convinced I became that she had the answer to my question.I had come prepared with a piece of paper on which I had written ten numbers five less and five more than my shaky estimate.I almost begged Angelique to choose one.With the kind of intense thin-lipped disdain, which only the French can manage, she waved my piece of paper away without a glance,wrote something on one of her cards, put it in an envelope,sealed it, handed it to me and asked me to leave.I rushed to my car, ripped open the envelope and there on the card was Angeliques number. It was about 100,000 less than my intended bid. I was astonished how on earth could Angelique know even the number of noughts let alone anything more specific? It was eerie.I sat motionless in the car for almost an hour before driving home So what to do? Should I ignore the apparent miracle, or take the risk and use Angeliques number, even though it flew in the face of all my painstaking research? I was far too embarrassed to discuss Angelique with my bank manager or my accountant. In the end I decided to go with Angelique.The result? Mine was the highest bid and so I got to buy Ardanaiseig.That was remarkable, but what was beyond remarkable was what happened next, and this is fully documented.A month later I met the agent who had handled the sale and he told me that the second highest of the many bids was just one thousand pounds less than mine. Since that time I have sent a number of people to see Angelique.Almost everything she has said about their past and their future has been correct.One day I might brave her thin-lipped disdain and drum up the courage to ask her about my future too.
running with an increasing swell. The boat
felt very small and I suggested the white horses I could see ahead of us boded ill. Discretion, I find, is the better part of valour in these circumstances and I turned the wee boat gently back the way we had come and we gingerly headed back to more sheltered waters as waves broke repeatedly over the bows. Our return afforded time for a good nosey at the hotels Boatshed, a romantic hideaway with dramatic floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking the loch. For another visit perhaps.
sense of place that makes you reluctant to
walk away. Although someone on TripAdvisor was a bit sniffy about the dado rails being the same colour as the walls, it would be a mistake to think for one moment that Bennie is not driven by high artistic ideals and, throughout the hotel, there are signs of its gentle ongoing restoration, such as a pair of marble columns in the drawing room that had been painted over with what Bennie refers to as a thick layer of brown gunge. Also revealed a few years ago was a fine 300-year-old chimney breast, while in the grounds youre apt to bump unexpectedly into statues and other artworks, often emerging, moss-covered, from their environment. So back to all those dinner guests I mentioned. One of the biggest challenges running a kitchen in a hotel of this size, where guest numbers can fluctuate with the availability of fresh produce, is to deliver a fine dining experience from finite kitchen resources. We felt that chef Colin Cairns got the balance just about right in ensuring the menu varied enough each evening to satisfy longer staying guests. His locally sourced seafood and venison ticked all the right boxes, as did an imaginative wine list and a good collection of single malts and spirits, including the small-batch Highland gin, Caorunn.
the net result was that Bennie tells on these
pages for the first time how he did indeed consult a medium before making his bid and just how crucial her advice proved to be. The secret of staying at Ardanaseig is to slow down to its pace and to feel no guilt if all you want to do is read a book while watching the changing mood of the loch out of the corner of an eye. We took a wander through the lovely gardens one day, enjoying a picnic in the tiny walled cemetery that houses the estates ancestors. Feeling bolder, we took one of the hotels boats and headed towards the dramatic ruins of Kilchurn Castle at the head of Loch Awe. Now, many people know that Loch Ness is Scotlands largest by volume of water, while Loch Lomond is its largest by area. Fewer can tell you that Loch Awes is its longest (25 miles) and third largest by area. Thats a lot of water water that can move about a lot if the weather turns. Ten minutes out from shore and I began to feel uneasy: changing weather was coming in from our backs and I sensed we were
Back in the cosy security of afternoon tea in
the sitting room I thought about those hotel judges. This, after all is the kind of place where attention to detail is such that they even tuck the belt back in on your dressing gown when they come to turn down the bed of an evening, close the shutters and leave mints on your pillow. Lets hear it from the judges: Among the factors for choosing Ardanaiseig as the best country house hotel were its setting and ambiance, and the dcorof its public rooms. It has a sense of elegance, with high standards of furnishings, fixtures, fittings, art and ornamenting. We found it championed local food at all meals including breakfast. Judges wereleft with the happy impression of having stayed in a wonderful, real Scottish country property. And so say all of us! www.ardanaiseig.com Nearby: Inverary Castle, seat of the Dukes of Argyll. www.inveraray-castle.com Visitor centre for the hollow mountain power station inside Ben Crucahcan. www.visitcruachan.co.uk Eastern Airways flies to Aberdeen, Highlands gateway, from 13 airports in Scotland, England and Norway.
Not enough, though, for a strange and
stringy man from London, who made a rather arcane complaint to Lauren across the bar about locally sourced ingredients and suggested Londons Borough Market might be better. My advice: stay in London, mate. His intervention, however, prompted my own conversation with Lauren, in which we got chatting about Bennie and she let slip that she believed hed consulted a wee wifey before buying the place. Im delighted that