3.3 ACTIVIDADES:
1.- GRAMMAR.
EIS Jokes
There were three large bags at the side, so they each hid in one of
the bags. The police entered the farm and walked up to the bags.
They kicked the bag with the Englishman in it. Woof woof! he
shouted. Oh, its only a dog, said the police, and moved on.
Next they kicked the bag with the Scotsman in it. Miaow! cried the
Scotsman. Oh, its only a cat, said the police, and moved on.
Finally they moved to the sack with the Irishman in it and kicked it.
Potatoes! cries the Irishman.
Write questions to find out the missing information from the text:
1. In what year was Jane Austen born? ______________________________
3. ____________________________________________________________
5. ____________________________________________________________
7. ____________________________________________________________
9. ____________________________________________________________
11. ___________________________________________________________
13. ___________________________________________________________
15. ___________________________________________________________
An old pirate was sitting in a bar. He had a parrot on his shoulder, a wooden
leg, an eye patch and a hook instead of his right hand.
A young sailor was talking to the pirate and he asked him about his life.
So, how did you lose your leg?, the young man asked the pirate.
Arrr! , said the pirate, One day, I fell into the sea when some sharks were
near. My men saved me, but one of the sharks got my leg.
And how did you lose your hand?
I was fighting with another ship and a sailor cut off my hand with a sword.
What an interesting life! said the young man. How did you lose your eye?
I was eating an orange when the juice went into my eye.
But I dont understand. How did you lose your eye from orange juice?
Well, said the pirate, it was my first day with the new hook.
Alfred was in prison because the police thought that he had killed a man and
hidden the body. The police had never found the body.
He was married and his wife, Sally, sent him letters about life at home. Alfred
knew that his letters were opened and read by the prison guards.
One day Alfred received a letter from his wife. He opened it and read, 'Dear
Alfred, I want to plant some potatoes in the back garden. When do you think is
the best time to plant potatoes?'
Alfred wrote back, 'Dear Sally, don't plant potatoes in the back garden. This is
very important! Please don't plant them there!'
A week later, Alfred received another letter from his wife. 'Dear Alfred, You
won't believe it! Last week ten policemen arrived and dug up the back garden.'
Alfred wrote back, ' Dear Sally, Now is the best time to plant potatoes.'
2.-LEARNING STYLES
3.- PRONUNCIATION
Limericks
There was a Young Lady whose chin
Resembled the point of a pin
So she had it made sharp
And purchased a harp
And played several tunes with her chin.
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny,
"A canner can can
Anything that he can;
But a canner can't can a can, can he?
A tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to teach two young tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
ea ftprntz n j bt
tu n frnt nd tu n bk
ea ftprntz n j bt
tu n frnt nd tu n bk
ea ftprntz n j bt
tu n frnt nd tu n bk
Transcribe the phonetic phrases into standard English and then match the
jokes with the punchlines.
ea ftprntz n j bt
tu n frnt nd tu n bk
ea ftprntz n j bt
tu n frnt nd tu n bk
1.
goes
knows
does
hose
2.
could
good
mood
should
3.
through
threw
knew
sew
4.
some
home
sum
thumb
5.
bear
beer
dear
near
6.
beard
weird
heard
feared
7.
most
cost
roast
toast
8.
said
paid
made
played
9.
shoot
foot
suit
route
10.
law
sour
pour
poor
11.
weight
great
straight
height
12.
enough
rough
tough
dough
13.
thought
taught
bought
drought
14.
shoe
through
though
who
15.
now
cow
tow
wow
The Chaos
By G. Nolst Trenit
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how its written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciations OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
Tongue Twisters
She sells sea shells on the sea shore
The shells she sells are sea shells Im sure
And if she sells sea shells on the sea shore
Then Im sure she sells sea shore shells
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
It would chuck as much as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Betty Botter bought a bit of butter, but she said, This butters bitter, and a bit of better butter would
make a better batter. So she bought a bit of butter better than the bitter butter and it made her
batter better. So it was that Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
Irish wristwatch x5
Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches? x5
Red lorry yellow lorry x5
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper.
A peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
Wheres the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?
If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
Whether the weather be cold,
whether the weather be hot,
well weather the weather whatever the weather
whether we like it or not!
4.- WRITING
Limericks
There was a Young Lady whose
chin
Resembled the point of a pin
So she had it made sharp
And purchased a harp
And played several tunes with her
chin.
Limericks
There was a Young Lady whose
chin
Resembled the point of a pin
So she had it made sharp
And purchased a harp
And played several tunes with her
chin.
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my
beard!'
A wonderful bird is the pelican
His bill can hold more than his belican
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a weak
Mini Saga
A mini saga is a complete story written in only 50 words. The one below hasnt been
finished its 65 words long. Can you get rid of 15 words that arent absolutely
necessary for the story?
Snow White was working freelance as the dwarves new publicist. She took some
stylised photos of their best mining work and sent them away to be professionally
developed. When will we get them back? asked the excited dwarves, impatiently.
They didnt give me an exact date to be honest, said Snow White dreamily, But I
know that some day soon my final prints will come.
Deleted words:
Mini Saga
A mini saga is a complete story written in only 50 words. The one below hasnt been
finished its 65 words long. Can you get rid of 15 words that arent absolutely
necessary for the story?
Snow White was working freelance as the dwarves new publicist. She took some
stylised photos of their best mining work and sent them away to be professionally
developed. When will we get them back? asked the excited dwarves, impatiently.
They didnt give me an exact date to be honest, said Snow White dreamily, But I
know that some day soon my final prints will come.
Deleted words:
5.- MOTIVATION
Motivation: Anagrams
Unscramble the following adjectives that could be used to describe techniques for learner
motivation. Then, discuss them with a partner: how necessary do you think they are to student
motivation? Mark them on a scale of 0-10, where 0 = not at all, and 10 = vital.
1) are gintteniraen
2) are fuselu
3) are catheunit
4) are valachebie
5) are varied
6) are personalised
7) have a recla prousep
8) include vetcisinen
9) include kinthing klisls
10) necessitate lancobitoolar
Motivation: Anagrams
Unscramble the following adjectives that could be used to describe techniques for learner
motivation. Then, discuss them with a partner: how necessary do you think they are to student
motivation? Mark them on a scale of 0-10, where 0 = not at all, and 10 = vital.
1) are gintteniraen
2) are fuselu
3) are catheunit
4) are valachebie
5) are varied
6) are personalised
7) have a recla prousep
8) include vetcisinen
9) include kinthing klisls
10) necessitate lancobitoolar
6.- THEORY
7.- INTERNET